#732 – What if Dana White slapped you? – Danielle Brandon

Mattew Souza (00:00):

Guess like,

Sevan Matossian (00:00):


Mattew Souza (00:01):

He was on of all

Sevan Matossian (00:02):

Over. Bam. We’re live. Look at, so I cleaned the studio all up.

Mattew Souza (00:07):

What did all those things sit on the couch there?

Sevan Matossian (00:09):

Those are just tripods.

Mattew Souza (00:11):

Dang. Let me switch my settings.

Sevan Matossian (00:14):

Just like, just a stack of crazy tripods nice ones. That’s what, that’s where a couple of the gimbals are. I picked everything off the floor. I vacuumed, I’m preparing for tomorrow.

Mattew Souza (00:23):


Sevan Matossian (00:25):

Hey, that thing I sent you’s crazy.

Mattew Souza (00:28):

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The thing you text me <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (00:31):


Mattew Souza (00:32):

I was cracking up the whole time.

Sevan Matossian (00:34):

I don’t like the promotion of that one thing, but whatever. Like, beggars can’t be choosers.

Mattew Souza (00:39):


Sevan Matossian (00:40):

I can’t wait to show everyone, uh, I can’t wait to show Ken Walters it or Moonie. It’s gonna be like, I wonder if it’ll be like our own monster fiasco. Like, what is Chevon doing?

Mattew Souza (00:51):


Sevan Matossian (00:52):

So there’s like, I have that camera here. Let me show you some other ones. I have some other, uh, yeah,

Mattew Souza (00:57):

Give us the tour.

Sevan Matossian (00:58):

Okay. I’ll, let me pull that one down. And I could do,

Mattew Souza (01:01):

This is outta

Sevan Matossian (01:02):

Hand. Oh, stop. Extra camera. And then I could do, there’s this monitor over here. Um, is it? Oh, no, no, no. Not that one. Nothing.

Mattew Souza (01:15):


Sevan Matossian (01:16):

Uh, and then I got this one, right? Yeah. And that’s from the monitor over here on this side.

Mattew Souza (01:24):


Sevan Matossian (01:25):

And then like, so if I was talking like this to the person on the couch?

Mattew Souza (01:28):


Sevan Matossian (01:30):

Tell what my nose looks like from the side. Holy shit.

Mattew Souza (01:33):

Nah, it looks worse because you’re looking at you. So that’s what

Sevan Matossian (01:37):

<laugh>. Thanks.

Mattew Souza (01:38):

<laugh>. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sevan Matossian (01:39):

Good dude. Everyone needs a Suza.

Mattew Souza (01:41):

<laugh>. Um, I kind of like that angle. That’s like the old school over the shoulder. 2020. Like interview.

Sevan Matossian (01:48):

Uh, yes. Sema. Long time. No, see girl. Your girlfriend is, well, I don’t know. I can’t say it’s for real. <laugh>. I, I, I wanna say it’s for real. Um, let’s see. So then I go back to present and I just say stop. Extra camera. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (02:04):

There you

Sevan Matossian (02:04):

Go. And then when you switch between cameras, it’s gonna be a little awkward. Uh, at first, um, nose fits the face. Okay. I’ll take it. Um, it’s gonna be a little awkward at first and maybe we’ll eventually have to switch software and find something where you can switch cameras. Like on the Yes. On the fly. I just rubbed the genie lamp.

Mattew Souza (02:30):


Danielle Brandon (02:30):

Did you? Great.

Sevan Matossian (02:32):

Are you in a hyperbaric chamber?

Danielle Brandon (02:34):

<laugh>? No. Do I look

Sevan Matossian (02:35):

Like it? No, I’m just looking at like the ceiling or something. Like, are you in Oh, that’s a, a mirror behind you. It’s a mirror. Oh, that’s cool.

Danielle Brandon (02:42):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.

Sevan Matossian (02:43):

Miss Danielle, Brandon. Good to have you on.

Danielle Brandon (02:46):

Hello. Nice to be here.

Sevan Matossian (02:48):

Yeah, I was, uh, I was bragging to some friends. I said, yeah, I’m having Danielle on today. And then tomorrow I have my special guest on, and then I have Rich Froning on. I’m so fucking cool.

Danielle Brandon (03:01):

Good. Dang. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (03:02):

You’re, I’m so fucking

Danielle Brandon (03:02):

Cool. It’s so special. Dick. Or is it not?

Sevan Matossian (03:06):

I, I can’t, I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you.

Mattew Souza (03:09):

<laugh>. Wait, isn’t it already populated on YouTube?

Sevan Matossian (03:11):

Yeah, it is <laugh>. That’s true. Yeah.

Danielle Brandon (03:13):

It’s Who is

Sevan Matossian (03:14):

It? It’s, I, I don’t wanna say, I don’t want to jinx it. I don’t wanna jinx it. Yeah. Yeah. I’m

Danielle Brandon (03:18):


Sevan Matossian (03:18):

Look it up. Okay. Uh, while you look it up, let me ask you, you’re, you are or you’re not competing at Waap? Aloo?

Danielle Brandon (03:25):

I’m not.

Sevan Matossian (03:26):

You’re not. But you were.

Danielle Brandon (03:29):

I was. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (03:31):

Uh, hold on. Let’s, uh, she’s really here and really hot. Are you hot? You should, you don’t look hot. You’re not a sweaty and shit. You

Danielle Brandon (03:38):

Still hot here? I just turned it down.

Sevan Matossian (03:39):

Oh. I don’t think that’s what he meant

Mattew Souza (03:41):

Anyway. No, not the temperature.

Sevan Matossian (03:43):

Okay. Let’s just get it over with. Naples is so lucky. Go ahead. Yeah,

Mattew Souza (03:47):

Go ahead. Bring him in now guys. Pile

Sevan Matossian (03:48):

It in. Let’s get this fucking out of the way.

Mattew Souza (03:51):

<laugh>. Somebody said it was just gonna be me and a wig showing up. <laugh>.

Danielle Brandon (03:54):

Is he con?

Sevan Matossian (03:56):

No, not Conn.

Danielle Brandon (03:58):

Okay. I don’t know how to say it

Sevan Matossian (04:00):

Then. Not con Yeah,

Mattew Souza (04:01):

That’s the problem. U YouTube doesn’t populate our stuff.

Danielle Brandon (04:04):

Oh, it doesn’t. I don’t understand.

Sevan Matossian (04:06):

Hey, Danielle, do you have rules that you’ve imposed on yourself or your Instagram account, what you do and don’t post? Because recently, uh, we have the SEV on podcast Instagram. And, uh, we’re looking for someone to run it. And we, we have someone to run it and they’re awesome, but I’m concerned they’re gonna post shit like I post and it’s gonna fuck the account up. Like in hindsight, like I lost my blue check mark account, and I wish, in hindsight, I would’ve given it to someone and then just like started a new account and they could play the game with that one and I could be me on mine.

Danielle Brandon (04:36):

Oh yeah. I get that.

Sevan Matossian (04:37):

Yeah. You know what I mean? Just because now I can’t like, hustle people. Like, like I mean, if I DM you, that shit’s gone. Like, if I didn’t already know you, I’d be fucked. I’d never get into your fucking

Danielle Brandon (04:46):

What? <laugh>, because you still can’t search your account.

Sevan Matossian (04:49):

No, I’m toast. Mm-hmm.

Mattew Souza (04:51):

<affirmative>. It’s gone.

Danielle Brandon (04:51):

That’s crazy. Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (04:53):

They can’t, you know

Danielle Brandon (04:53):

What? Since my account got hacked, I still can’t, like they changed my age when they hacked me. So I still can’t like, cause people will send me stuff and I’m like, oh my gosh. Like that person blocked me. And then it’s, they didn’t block me. It’s just an 18 or older content.

Sevan Matossian (05:09):


Danielle Brandon (05:10):

And I, I still can’t see it.

Sevan Matossian (05:12):

Oh, wow. And I

Danielle Brandon (05:13):

Can’t birthday. Like I put in a request and Instagram like, still hasn’t changed it.

Sevan Matossian (05:17):

Uh, Danielle. Oh, that’s not something you can fix in the settings.

Mattew Souza (05:20):

It won’t let her. She said

Danielle Brandon (05:22):

That. No, I like, no, I go in and I try to change my birthday and it, and I change it and it said, oh, all right. Instagram will review this and they like still have it. Oh. I still can’t actually even change my profile picture from my phone or change my bio or anything like that.

Sevan Matossian (05:38):

Oh, interesting. At least you have an account. Do you have a blue check mark?

Danielle Brandon (05:43):


Sevan Matossian (05:44):

No. Oh, shit.

Mattew Souza (05:45):


Danielle Brandon (05:45):

Have tired

Sevan Matossian (05:46):

Cooper. Danielle, uh, are you doing better with the me not being all up in your dms? Did, why did you get banned? Jeremy eat World <laugh> for

Mattew Souza (05:55):

$5. I hope he

Danielle Brandon (05:56):

Got bann fucking trash in my dms.

Sevan Matossian (05:59):

He was putting trash in there.

Danielle Brandon (06:00):


Sevan Matossian (06:01):

Like, like what? Not dick pics.

Danielle Brandon (06:04):

Honestly, I can’t remember. Oh, okay. <laugh>. There’s, there’s too many to remember.

Sevan Matossian (06:10):

Um, okay. So, so going back to the question, what about, um, uh, letting someone else do that account and then like, you start another account so that like, you don’t do anything crazy, like, you know, like make an opinion on, on something that could get you shadow banned?

Danielle Brandon (06:27):

I don’t

Sevan Matossian (06:27):

Think. Are you disciplined? More disciplined than me?

Danielle Brandon (06:29):

I don’t think there’s any opinions out there that I would not want to share with people. I think the only thing that I like limit on my Instagram is my, like relationships and stuff like that.

Sevan Matossian (06:42):

Like you don’t show them.

Danielle Brandon (06:43):

Yeah. Like, I don’t,

Sevan Matossian (06:45):

But you do take pictures of you and Matt Torres at the beach together?

Danielle Brandon (06:48):

Yeah. We all spent, uh, Thanksgiving together.

Sevan Matossian (06:51):

Ah, I see, I see.

Danielle Brandon (06:54):

Question Matt and I.

Sevan Matossian (06:55):

It’s me fishing.

Danielle Brandon (06:57):

Yes. I’m new.

Mattew Souza (06:59):

Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Yeah. She’s a seasoned

Sevan Matossian (07:01):

Vet now. Uh, Philip Kelly, Danielle. It’s been great watching these past few years. Creep. Uh, thanks for your message. When I was sick. Oh, how sweet. Yeah,

Danielle Brandon (07:11):

So he got covid really bad and was like in the hospital. He went to my gym in Sacramento.

Sevan Matossian (07:17):

He Oh, wow. Small world

Danielle Brandon (07:19):

There. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (07:21):

Uh, 40 days. Uh, plus unconscious. They put him in coma. Did he, did you know that he, they, when he got covid, he was in, he was on the show. I interviewed him and, uh, he, he’s actually coming on again here. And basically he was unconscious for 40 days.

Danielle Brandon (07:37):

That’s nuts. Which is crazy. Cause you know, he worked out like mm-hmm. <affirmative> didn’t live like a crazy lifestyle of someone you would think would get fucked up by covid like that.

Sevan Matossian (07:49):

40 days, 43 days on the ventilator.

Danielle Brandon (07:52):

Yeah. That’s insane.

Sevan Matossian (07:54):

Um, how are you, uh, with forgiveness? Are you a forgiving person?

Danielle Brandon (08:03):

Um, am I a forgiving person? Uh, I, yeah, I would say so. Yeah. But also I think I have re hey, I think I have some pretty strong boundaries in my life to where if somebody does cross it, they probably cross it, um, you know, like too far to where they’re probably outta my life. And it’s not really like bounds for anything to forgive or something like that.

Sevan Matossian (08:29):

Gi like, gimme an, like, gimme an example.

Danielle Brandon (08:32):

Like, I think the people in my life know my boundaries and so they don’t really like push them or fuck with them, and I don’t allow them to. So if you do push those boundaries, you probably like majorly overstepped something and like really messed up to where like, I just like, don’t even want you in my life anymore.

Sevan Matossian (08:54):

Okay. Uh, let me give you an example. Yeah. So you have a, let you have a housemate. We’ll start something easy. Okay.

Mattew Souza (09:01):

<laugh> softball for the first one. Softball.

Sevan Matossian (09:03):

Yeah. You have a, you have a housemate. Okay. And then, and you train every day and you have this discipline regiment of, of food and whatnot. Okay. And you go to make your bowl of oatmeal in the morning and the box is empty. Yeah. Like you need a half cup and there’s a quarter cup in there and they ate, and then they’re sitting down eating oatmeal <laugh>. They’re like, Hey, sorry, I had some of your oatmeal and like, you’re 30 minutes away from needing to be over at the, uh, brute strength. Uh, Matt Torres down pepper, uh, showdown.

Danielle Brandon (09:35):

I would probably over something like that, I’d be like, oh, dang. Like, that really sucks. But I’ll find, I’ll figure something else out.

Sevan Matossian (09:41):

They might be, they get yelled at a little bit.

Danielle Brandon (09:44):

Yeah. If that, I’d just be like, dang. Like, next time, like, you know, food is probably a little more important for what I do. So like, could you just think about me next time?

Sevan Matossian (09:54):

Yeah. Yeah. Food is more important for what I do. I like that. Um, don’t mess it up. Okay. I’m trying, but I gotta push her a little bit. I gotta push her a little bit. <laugh> gotta push her a little bit.

Danielle Brandon (10:06):

I don’t care what

Mattew Souza (10:08):

James is getting desperate here.

Sevan Matossian (10:10):

<laugh>, uh, these are my special notes over here. I don’t know if the, okay. Um, so oatmeal, okay. Um, uh, you go to, you go to train.

Danielle Brandon (10:20):


Sevan Matossian (10:21):

And, um, it’s, uh, let’s say a month out from the games. And you get there and your coach isn’t there because, uh, another engagement came up. He has to, uh, his mom’s in town. He’s hanging out with his mom and he prioritizes that for coaching with you. Do you, uh, is there grace for that?

Danielle Brandon (10:43):

Yeah, there’s grace for that, but I’ll let him know about it.

Sevan Matossian (10:46):

Yeah. Not cool.

Danielle Brandon (10:47):

I’ll just be like, damn, if it okay, I’ll let him know about it. Depending on what the training piece was, and not necessarily if it went poor, but like, for example, yesterday I had a workout, it was like five sets, and I think by the third set it was just like, kind of going a little south. And so we made, luckily he walked in and we made an adjustment for sets four and five. Oh.

Sevan Matossian (11:12):

So good question. So good question. Timing.

Danielle Brandon (11:14):

Yeah. So like, you know, there’s workouts where, uh, Matt will make an adjustment kind of on the fly, but luckily, like he was there to see it at the time. He did. But some, like, if he was not there to see something like that, like, I would’ve been upset after and been like, I wish you had been there. And Okay. I feel like it would’ve been much better if you were there to help me.

Sevan Matossian (11:38):

Okay. But there’s great, Danielle. Danielle is a good dude.

Danielle Brandon (11:42):

Love it.

Sevan Matossian (11:43):

Okay. Uh, next one. We’ll ramp it up just a tiny bit. Mm-hmm. Your coach kicks you out of the gym two weeks before the game. <laugh>? No, no, I’m joking. No, no, no, no. Not, not that one. Uh, the, sorry. That ramped up too fast. Um, okay. Uh, girls at your house? Friends spending the,

Danielle Brandon (11:58):


Sevan Matossian (11:58):

My life, friends spending the night at your house. Okay. And, um, she wakes up in the morning, you guys are gonna work out and she borrows your favorite sports bra. Okay. And then leaves town and takes it with her.

Danielle Brandon (12:11):

I’ll probably like, does she do it on, like, does she do it on purpose?

Sevan Matossian (12:17):

We never know. We, we never, no,

Danielle Brandon (12:20):

Honestly, I’d probably just let her keep it. I’d be like, you can have it. You, you need it more than me.

Sevan Matossian (12:29):

You have a shitload of clothes.

Danielle Brandon (12:32):

I have a lot. Yeah. I’ve acquired a lot over the years. I

Sevan Matossian (12:37):

Think I saw

Danielle Brandon (12:38):

The, when I couldn’t be with Nike anymore, that was like a big shift.

Sevan Matossian (12:43):

Okay. But I, I thought I saw recently on some social media posters that you actually have one of those metal things that like, that’s, it’s standalone. That clothes hang on, like that fashion models might have. Oh, I’m guessing that’s because your closet’s too full.

Danielle Brandon (12:58):

Yeah. I actually use, I have two beds. Two bedrooms, and I use both closets.

Sevan Matossian (13:03):

<laugh> Awesome. Sounds like my life. I have this, I have this friend that you guys all know, and whenever she would, uh, rent a house or move into a house, the first thing she would do is have her husband convert one of the bedrooms into a closet.

Danielle Brandon (13:21):

Oh my gosh.

Sevan Matossian (13:22):

Pretty cool. Right?

Danielle Brandon (13:23):

So she probably puts up like all her shoes and everything. Huh?

Sevan Matossian (13:26):

I’m guessing

Danielle Brandon (13:27):

She probably has like rows and rows of like heels and stuff like that.

Sevan Matossian (13:32):

Probably, yeah. Something

Mattew Souza (13:33):

Strong chance,

Sevan Matossian (13:34):

Strong pants. Thousand, thousand pairs of little, that’s for sure. Um, um, boyfriend, uh, cheats on you. Okay. But, but it’s New Year’s Eve

Mattew Souza (13:44):

<laugh>, but

Sevan Matossian (13:45):

Okay. It’s New Year’s Eve. You’re there. It’s just a little, like, just tongue in the mouth. Just like

Mattew Souza (13:53):

Midnight kiss.

Sevan Matossian (13:54):

Yeah. Not

Danielle Brandon (13:55):

Like host

Sevan Matossian (13:57):

Toast. Gone toast. Okay. Not

Mattew Souza (13:59):

What if you thought it was supposed to be a, a three-way kiss and then just the communication didn’t get to you? <laugh> a, he’s a communication. Take <laugh>. Intentional. Just communication. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (14:10):

What, what, what about the other way around? What if your girlfriend, if your girlfriend, um, uh, is sending inappropriate text, your boyfriend, are they both toast? Not like nude photos, but tapping into them emotionally? Yeah, absolutely.

Danielle Brandon (14:26):

Both. Toast? Yeah. I, cause I, cause I would never

Sevan Matossian (14:29):

Right? You wouldn’t.

Danielle Brandon (14:31):

I would never. If you can’t see yourself doing it, then like, why would you allow somebody else to do it?

Sevan Matossian (14:40):

Okay. So you

Mattew Souza (14:41):

Standard. That’s right.

Danielle Brandon (14:43):

You know, like, all right. Unless I allow myself to do it, then, then I’d probably be okay with someone else doing it.

Mattew Souza (14:49):


Sevan Matossian (14:50):

Yeah. Maybe. Okay. That’s fair. Did you, did you, is is, uh, how old are you?

Danielle Brandon (14:56):


Sevan Matossian (14:57):

Did that, uh, has that something that’s developed? Was there a time in your life, like, there was a time in my life where I would have cheated on my girlfriends, but like now I would never cheat on my wife. Like it had, I had to develop that.

Danielle Brandon (15:10):

Oh. Um, no. I never would.

Sevan Matossian (15:14):

Never. You never?

Danielle Brandon (15:16):

No. Okay. No, because, and I mean, it was college relationship, but I was cheated on in college, and so I would just would never do that. I like, oh,

Sevan Matossian (15:25):

That and that shit hurts

Danielle Brandon (15:28):

It. Uh, I mean like, I didn’t even really like the guy <laugh>. So like, and, and, uh, he told me like months after, this is actually pretty funny. We were, we were just hanging out and I dated this guy for like, fuck, like four or five years, like all throughout college, like four years. And I was like, ha. We were having a casual conversation and I was like, isn’t it crazy that like, we’re the only people we’ve like been with for like four years? Like, I was like, that’s kind of crazy. And he is like, well, and I was like, what do you mean? And he’s like, a couple months ago at like that rave I went to and I was like, oh, dang. Like, okay. I was like, nice. And

Sevan Matossian (16:13):

That was that. I did that. I did that exact same thing. I so regret it. When I was 16, I told my girlfriend about the, the other girl, but my girlfriend stayed with me and the other girl left me. It was fucked up. In hindsight, I shouldn’t just, wow.

Mattew Souza (16:25):

Yeah. Play a

Sevan Matossian (16:26):

Playa. Yeah. It was fucking

Danielle Brandon (16:28):

Bad. You were just all over the place. Mm.

Sevan Matossian (16:30):

And she was a, she was a girl on the street too. It would’ve been just so from the streets. Yeah. And you know, from my, from my street. Oh. I mean, I was a virgin, you know, it was, it was, it was literally, it was chill, but

Mattew Souza (16:42):

Literally lived on the street. Okay. Got it. Lived on

Sevan Matossian (16:46):

Your street. Hey, there’s a tick, there’s a TikTok post you have. I didn’t, um, I don’t think I put a, gave you a link to Did you put Inuh? No. But, um, the, in the TikTok video, you actually said that you made a TikTok where you’re like, you say something, I forget what it is, but you say something about a guy and then you’re like, yeah. And then I looked at you again and you weren’t that cute. Anyway, you were kind of ugly. Anyway. Yeah. Yeah. That kind of fits this story of that guy. Do you remember the TikTok video? I’m, you can, can you pull up our TikTok? Yeah. Oh,

Danielle Brandon (17:19):

Okay. You know what’s funny just to call it out, because nobody knows who he is. My college boyfriend, he actually messaged me like a couple, like a month ago and

Sevan Matossian (17:26):

Was like, yeah, smart, smart. I like this Smart.

Danielle Brandon (17:28):

Yeah. He just, he just messaged me and he was like, I really miss you. And I was like, mm-hmm. Oh, like, it’s been like three years and you haven’t moved on. I just think that’s kind of crazy.

Sevan Matossian (17:39):

Did they ever sent you like a I don’t, I don’t, I believe him. I

Danielle Brandon (17:42):

Think it’s hilarious.

Sevan Matossian (17:43):

I believe him who in the comments believed he misses you. Trust me. He

Danielle Brandon (17:46):

Misses you. I said, uh, no way.

Sevan Matossian (17:49):

He misses you. Uh, well, he’s, he, uh, does he, do you follow him on social media?

Danielle Brandon (17:58):

No. No.

Sevan Matossian (18:01):

He follows you.

Danielle Brandon (18:02):

It doesn’t feel necessary.

Sevan Matossian (18:06):

If you want to, you can just look him up and just, uh, yes. See, look. Look. Omar believes it. Omar, look at Matt. Oh, here it is. Here he is right here. Matt Morrison was me. <laugh>,

Mattew Souza (18:17):

I, I’ve located the TikTok, but not no

Sevan Matossian (18:20):

One. Okay. Hold on. Um,

Danielle Brandon (18:22):

Oh, there’s a lot. Wow.

Sevan Matossian (18:25):

Uh, maybe, uh,

Mattew Souza (18:26):

A million views

Danielle Brandon (18:28):

Where Wow. Wow.

Sevan Matossian (18:31):

Oh, let’s play that one. Wait, no,

Danielle Brandon (18:33):

It’s, no, it’s the,

Sevan Matossian (18:35):

I don’t even get that one. How does that one have a million views? I watched that one four times. I don’t even understand that one. They

Mattew Souza (18:41):

All came from you trying to figure it out.

Sevan Matossian (18:43):

Savon, that’s, oh, that’s me watching 900,000 times

Danielle Brandon (18:46):

<laugh>. I think it was the, the one right after that one. Maybe.

Sevan Matossian (18:51):

Let’s see. Uh,

Danielle Brandon (18:53):

Oh, I don’t know.

Sevan Matossian (18:55):

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe this is, is, let’s see, let’s see it. Yeah.

Danielle Brandon (19:00):


Danielle Brandon (19:00):

At, oh, it’s weird.

Danielle Brandon (19:02):

This bitch kinda ugly now that I’m really looking at him. <laugh> this bitch kinda ugly. Yeah.

Danielle Brandon (19:10):

Have you ever been there? You’re friends with someone and then like, or you’re like talking to someone and then you kind of stop and you like look at them and you have like a fresh view and you’re like, wait, like you want all that? You literal

Sevan Matossian (19:25):

Like, when the regular way around for me, it’s like, I’ll be working with, I was working with people at my job and I thought that I, I never even considered them. And then when my friends start hitting on ’em, I’m like, oh shit, we work with the hot chick.

Danielle Brandon (19:37):

Yeah. That has happened too.

Sevan Matossian (19:40):

Like, you’re like, how did I not notice this?

Danielle Brandon (19:43):

So, yeah. But I think that’s a, that’s a good thing though, because then it’s like, maybe it’s like their personality. You start to like really see it develop and you like them more because of their personality.

Sevan Matossian (19:56):

Yeah, that’s true. What’s the longest relationship you’ve had?

Danielle Brandon (20:00):

Like four, four

Sevan Matossian (20:02):

Years? That dude mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Well, yeah. Shit. He misses you. Of course. He misses you. Four years. Uh, were you gonna be on a team with, um, Taylor Williamson and, uh, miss Misler

Danielle Brandon (20:16):

And Andrea? Yeah. I was going to, um, and then, you know, I was really all about it, but then I was going back and forth with Cooper about whether or not I wanted to compete or work a lot that weekend. And because of last year, I pulled out last minute as well because of a back injury. And then I ended up working a lot and got to connect with a lot of sponsors and people, and it was just so much fun that I was like, I would rather do that again. And I have a, um, big Rad event on Sunday. So,

Sevan Matossian (20:46):

Um, how, how does that go? Do you, do you text them and be like, Hey girls, I’m sorry, I’m pulling out.

Danielle Brandon (20:53):

Yeah, they, they messaged me a lot and I was really going back and forth and then I was like, Hey, I’m not doing this. And then like, they didn’t hit me back. I like, fuck

Sevan Matossian (21:00):


Danielle Brandon (21:00):

Bitch. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (21:02):

Oh, did, did they pick up someone nude? Do you know?

Danielle Brandon (21:06):

Oh my gosh, I think they did. I don’t know. We were talking about this at the gym the other day. Is it Sydnee Nicholas?

Sevan Matossian (21:14):

Oh, that’s right. Okay, cool. Yeah,

Danielle Brandon (21:16):


Sevan Matossian (21:16):

Is. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That’s right. I did hear that.

Danielle Brandon (21:19):


Sevan Matossian (21:20):

Do you know her?

Danielle Brandon (21:22):

I know of her.

Sevan Matossian (21:22):

Right? From the games

Danielle Brandon (21:24):

Or from more so from, what was our semi Mac.

Sevan Matossian (21:28):

Okay. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. She was at Mac. Did you get to know her at all?

Danielle Brandon (21:32):

Uh, no. Not really. She was really quiet.

Sevan Matossian (21:33):

Yeah, I had her on the show. Show. She’s really cool. She’s young.

Danielle Brandon (21:37):


Sevan Matossian (21:38):

She like very young?

Danielle Brandon (21:39):

Wasn’t she a swimmer or something?

Sevan Matossian (21:41):

I don’t know. But if she could figure out running, she’s gonna be a fucking problem. Like, she got a lot of crazy skills.

Danielle Brandon (21:48):

Does she, what’s she do at games?

Sevan Matossian (21:50):

She’s good. Oh, not, not so good. She, because she, I mean, she, she runs like a statue,

Danielle Brandon (21:55):

But running hasn’t only event at the games.

Sevan Matossian (21:58):

Well, I’m, it, it’s, she, she just, she moves differently. We’ll ask Brian, Brian will be on here in 30 minutes. I’ll be like, what’s Sydnee horrible at? She had some j she had some crazy holes. Okay. But, but she’s, but she’s good. She’s promising. Okay. N I know you don’t like it when we say nice things about the other competitors, fuck her. I’m

Danielle Brandon (22:17):

Like, but you’re just, I’m not, I’m not convinced by what you’re saying. So,

Sevan Matossian (22:22):

Yeah. And you shouldn’t be. You shouldn’t be. I’m only an expert in, um, injections and, uh, social matters. Mm. Do you know who Dana White is?

Danielle Brandon (22:32):

Dana White. Isn’t that a, like a bo a bodybuilder

Sevan Matossian (22:35):

Kind of.

Danielle Brandon (22:36):

Dana White.

Sevan Matossian (22:37):

He run, he runs the U ffc

Danielle Brandon (22:40):

Sounds so familiar. You,

Mattew Souza (22:42):

You recognize if you saw him

Sevan Matossian (22:44):

And, um, he had an incident happened. He’s huge. He, in the sport that I, I follow ufc and he’s huge. He’s like the face of the ufc. He was like the Dave Castro of the ufc, but, but even bigger. And UFC’s this big, huge international sport and he’s turned it into this billion dollar empire.

Danielle Brandon (23:00):

Oh yes. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (23:02):

And so on New Year’s Eve, he was in, uh, Cabo San Lucas with his wife of 30 years. Wow.

Danielle Brandon (23:10):


Sevan Matossian (23:11):

And, uh, he met her. When you, how long you

Danielle Brandon (23:13):


Sevan Matossian (23:15):

Uh, I’ve only, I’ve only been married a couple years, but I’ve been with my wife for over 20 years. We didn’t, we weren’t gonna get married or have kids, and then we ended up doing it.

Danielle Brandon (23:22):

Whoa. <laugh>. Yeah. Wow.

Sevan Matossian (23:25):

Yeah. Getting marrieds cool. That is cooler than I thought. I had. Really low expectations. Yeah.

Danielle Brandon (23:30):

Yeah. Me too. I have low expectations.

Sevan Matossian (23:32):

Um, it’s the best sex patient

Mattew Souza (23:33):

Expectations to have.

Danielle Brandon (23:35):


Sevan Matossian (23:36):

I was on an airplane one time and there was turbulence and I heard this like, it wasn’t really like a voice, but I had this really strong thought that overwhelmed me, that thought, oh shit, I should have married her.

Danielle Brandon (23:47):


Sevan Matossian (23:48):

Yeah. Crazy. Right?

Danielle Brandon (23:50):


Sevan Matossian (23:50):

And it was like such, you know, when you have a thought that’s so foreign, you’re like, it doesn’t even feel like it’s you.

Danielle Brandon (23:55):

Yeah. Whoa.

Sevan Matossian (23:56):

It was like, it was like that.

Danielle Brandon (23:58):

That’s cool.

Sevan Matossian (23:59):

Yeah. And I still didn’t marry her for another 10 years. <laugh> I only married her in case one of us died. The other one could get all their shit. Right. Because I didn’t wanna like die and like, and like, not her, not get

Danielle Brandon (24:10):

All my You don’t anyone else getting

Sevan Matossian (24:11):

It? No. And but then once I married her I was like pretty happy. I was like, oh, this is cool that she’s my wife. I’m really enjoying this. Yeah.

Danielle Brandon (24:18):

Oh, that’s cool. Um, are

Sevan Matossian (24:20):

You gonna have kids?

Danielle Brandon (24:22):

I think I would like kids. I would like some mini mes running around. You know, I think I, I think it would do the world some good to pass on these genetics.

Sevan Matossian (24:33):

Wow. Okay. And you’re up for the challenge too.

Danielle Brandon (24:37):

I am.

Sevan Matossian (24:38):

And if you did, um, I

Danielle Brandon (24:41):

Enjoyed taking care of people.

Sevan Matossian (24:43):

Okay. And then the husband, would you be pretty serious about that relationship too? About, about what’s it like in marriage? You have to say, stick through this through thick and thin or something, and then you put your hands on a Bible or something.

Danielle Brandon (24:58):

Yeah. I mean, I’ll be pretty serious about it, but I think, I mean, any relationship is a, it’s a constant evaluation of whether or not you wanna keep continuing the relationship. Hmm.

Sevan Matossian (25:10):

You know, not if you have kids though.

Danielle Brandon (25:12):

I, I think so. Yeah. Why? I don’t under, I mean, okay. I don’t know because I’m not married, don’t have kids, any of that. But if I’m miserable in my relationship, I don’t know how I could possibly be a good mother or take care of anyone.

Sevan Matossian (25:28):

Fair. Fair. Like,

Danielle Brandon (25:29):

I’m miserable. I can’t even take care of like my dog. Like, I’m like, I can’t even take care of my dog, you know? Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (25:35):

That’s true. Listen, asshole, listen. You don’t have to compare us. It’s nicer to watch Dan. It’s not even r it’s nicer to watch Danielle, Brandon than someone on Shut the shut your pie hole.

Danielle Brandon (25:46):


Sevan Matossian (25:47):

Hey, you like taking pictures of your profile pictures? Your dog spreading its legs. Oh no. You freak.

Danielle Brandon (25:53):

Yeah. Like that’s not you. <laugh> for you

Mattew Souza (25:59):

The profile picks. Get crazy on this channel. <laugh>, see some crazy ones.

Sevan Matossian (26:04):


Danielle Brandon (26:04):

Want us to know this. He wants us to see it. See they’re different.

Sevan Matossian (26:08):

Um, okay, so, so that’s fair. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Okay. And this is all relevant to Dana White. I don’t want you to think like, like some other people that I have, like O C D or like I’m off subject. That is, I’m extremely focused, uh, individual.

Danielle Brandon (26:22):

I believe it.

Sevan Matossian (26:23):

Um, okay, here we go. Salty SE is the best Chevy. Thank you. I’m putting, I’m trying to do my best performance tonight. We have Danielle Brandon here. I haven’t got my cashmere sweater on with my camo CEO shirt.

Danielle Brandon (26:33):

Well you do look nice. Thanks. That looks nice.

Sevan Matossian (26:37):

<laugh>. I thought about shaving and I’m like, there’s no amount of shaving that’s gonna make her think that I’m in her age bracket. So like, fuck it. I’m not shaving.

Danielle Brandon (26:44):

I like the facial hair.

Sevan Matossian (26:45):

Okay. Thank you. Yeah.

Danielle Brandon (26:47):

Approved. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (26:49):

Um, am I gonna ask her her pronouns? No, I know, I know very clearly what her pronouns are. Okay. Uh, could you pull up this? This is from T M Z. Uh, we were talking about Dana White, head of the ufc. One of the things that he’s notorious for is that he, um, during the pandemic, he said, fuck you. I’m gonna keep my business open. Wow. Suza, you got it queued up.

Mattew Souza (27:11):

I’m ready. I’ve, I’ve had a too much espresso. People are actually making fun of me cuz I’m all like laughing at everything. What

Danielle Brandon (27:16):

Time? Is it

Mattew Souza (27:17):

Too late for this? Am I gonna be up at 4 45 in the morning? Tomorrow? It’s gonna be

Danielle Brandon (27:21):

Home day late for this <laugh>. Oh my gosh.

Sevan Matossian (27:25):

So Danielle, you’re on a computer, right? Yeah. Okay, so you have a big It’s a grainy photo. He’s at a nightclub in Cabo San Lucas in the v i p room. Okay. Um, he’s admitted afterwards that he’s so drunk he doesn’t remember much and he’s with his wife of 30 years. That’s her on the right and him on the left, like with the bicep flex. Okay. And, um, and this happened, uh, on the 20 and he’s huge. People love this guy. Yeah. Like when he does, like, if he didn’t do the weigh-ins, I wouldn’t watch the weigh-ins at the ufc. You know what I mean? Like he is important to me as the fighters. I just absolutely adore this man. Oh, okay. I love that. And so, uh, so, so this happens. Okay.

Danielle Brandon (28:02):


Sevan Matossian (28:03):

Action, action, action. So they’re obviously wasted.

Danielle Brandon (28:10):

That’s not his wife or that

Sevan Matossian (28:11):

Is his wife? That is his wife. She has her hands on her face. Oh, he’s upset.

Danielle Brandon (28:14):

Okay. Okay. Oh, oh,

Sevan Matossian (28:19):

Okay. So she hits him and then he hits her back.

Danielle Brandon (28:25):


Sevan Matossian (28:28):

And he comes on. He comes on. Um, so, so this happened and on and this got released. Uh, I wanna say this morning. I wonder how much T MZ paid for this.

Danielle Brandon (28:40):

Oh my God.

Sevan Matossian (28:42):

So then

Danielle Brandon (28:42):

Rights equal fights. I’m just kidding. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (28:46):

Wait, say that again. What’d you say?

Danielle Brandon (28:48):

Equal rights. Equal rights. <laugh>. Woo. Oh my God.

Sevan Matossian (28:55):

Now listen, Brendan, uh, I, I know people think he slapped her. I think that he pushed her and it just, his hand came kind of fast. I think he pushed her face and his hand just kind of came fast. Mm, we do. That’s by play

Danielle Brandon (29:05):

Here. Uh, play it again.

Sevan Matossian (29:08):

Okay, here we go.

Mattew Souza (29:09):

One more time. So she gets handsy. Bam. Um, no, he slapped her and he slapped her again. <laugh>. So pushing involved.

Sevan Matossian (29:18):

I think he’s going to grab her hand the second time.

Mattew Souza (29:21):

The third time.

Danielle Brandon (29:22):


Sevan Matossian (29:23):

Andrew Hiller. That is not California hormone. Shut your pie hole. We’re supposed to support them. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead Danielle. Sorry.

Danielle Brandon (29:30):

No, I don’t know. Yeah. That’s crazy. Okay. I don’t understand why. I just don’t understand why a girl would even hit a guy.

Sevan Matossian (29:41):

And Good, good. Well we’re on a good start. We’re on a good start. People are definitely gonna hate on both of us after this show. Good <laugh>. I’m glad. Okay. So they’re together 30 years. They’ve known each each other since they’ve been 12. He came didn’t inter

Danielle Brandon (29:54):

Since they were 12.

Sevan Matossian (29:55):

Wow. Uh, he came on the air, uh, today. He didn’t.

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