Sevan Matossian (00:00):
Next is my brow furl. Do I look chill
Andrew Hiller (00:03):
About as chill as typical? That’s a, that smiles a little different. What is this?
Sevan Matossian (00:08):
Do you think of me as a chill guy?
Andrew Hiller (00:11):
Extremely
Sevan Matossian (00:12):
Or wound, uptight?
Andrew Hiller (00:14):
No, no, no, no. I know. Wound up. That ain’t you.
Sevan Matossian (00:18):
All right. Uh, SevOne is turning his thumbnails into Castro’s style. Open clues.
Andrew Hiller (00:25):
That’s not thing.
Sevan Matossian (00:27):
Do I need your advice tonight? Hiller?
Andrew Hiller (00:31):
What happened?
Sevan Matossian (00:33):
Great question. Great
Andrew Hiller (00:35):
Question. Oh boy. Great
Sevan Matossian (00:38):
Question. This show Andrew Hiller will be taking calls on relationship advice.
Andrew Hiller (00:44):
Should I get Alexis in
Sevan Matossian (00:46):
Here? This is a beta pest for when I have Danielle Brandon on, uh, for a relationship show. What if I do a relationship show with Danielle and, uh, and no one calls in
Andrew Hiller (00:59):
Has? So you’ve had this number up on the bottom. Why? Why aren’t people calling in? They’re all here calling.
Sevan Matossian (01:04):
Sometimes it pours in careful what you ask for. Sometimes it pours in.
Andrew Hiller (01:10):
We won’t bite hard.
Sevan Matossian (01:12):
I get asked about my meditating Chevon sticker on my truck all the time. I tell them I’m a Buddhist
Andrew Hiller (01:20):
<laugh>. Do you think I’m a chill guy? Do you not see my sticker?
Sevan Matossian (01:25):
Yeah. Hi, Chris. Say hi to him. Hillary.
Andrew Hiller (01:32):
Chris.
Sevan Matossian (01:32):
Yeah.
Andrew Hiller (01:33):
What you got? Okay, hang loose. Chris.
Sevan Matossian (01:36):
Uh, Cameron got 3 59 on the 10 minutes of air squats.
Andrew Hiller (01:42):
Jesus.
Sevan Matossian (01:43):
Annie’s a big fucking dude with a huge dong.
Andrew Hiller (01:49):
And you know this how?
Sevan Matossian (01:50):
Because I just know I can’t tell you everything, but I’m not just seeing He sent
Andrew Hiller (01:54):
You a video and you could see it through his sweatpants.
Sevan Matossian (01:56):
No, I’ve, I’ve, uh, I’ve seen his resume. I, excuse me. Uh, you’re a motos. I dunno what that means, but, uh, my legs are fucked from 10 minutes. Bear squats, by the way. Thanks, dude.
Andrew Hiller (02:11):
It’s nuts. It’s sore. You get so sore.
Sevan Matossian (02:17):
Uh, why hasn’t Hillary talked about Brian Johnson’s past CrossFit open scores.
Andrew Hiller (02:22):
They’re, um, more important things at hand.
Sevan Matossian (02:26):
That’s
Andrew Hiller (02:26):
Like, and I, I think people got sick and tired of me talking about ’em. I made three consecutive videos.
Sevan Matossian (02:31):
Look at Heidi <laugh>. Wait, who is that now? <laugh>.
Andrew Hiller (02:37):
Oh, you may know him as the Liver king.
Sevan Matossian (02:39):
No, she’s talking about the guy with the giant dong that’s got a 3 59 year spot in 10 minutes. Costco.
Andrew Hiller (02:44):
Big dude. Costco.
Sevan Matossian (02:45):
Yeah. Big, big. He, he’s a big dude. You did get it. Costco.
Andrew Hiller (02:48):
Yeah. Man chairs are expensive as hell. Like, look, yours is probably not cheap. It looks real nice. And it’s like
Sevan Matossian (02:56):
An chair or something. Greg bought it for me.
Andrew Hiller (02:58):
Yeah, man. Those are like $1,500 <laugh> or more maybe. But this thing was like a hundred bucks at Costco and it’s fantastic.
Sevan Matossian (03:09):
Um, I’m into big dudes. Yeah, this dude’s big in every way. Uh, not his gut. He’s just a massive man. Cameron.
Andrew Hiller (03:16):
So is he over 200 pounds? He’s gotta be when he is talking about it like
Sevan Matossian (03:19):
This. I think so. He’s huge.
Andrew Hiller (03:23):
He’s just, what, what, what happens if he’s two 20 or two 50? What happens when you get that big?
Sevan Matossian (03:27):
I know he might be, I’d be curious, Cameron, how much do you weigh? Am I totally wrong or are you gonna come on here and say 1 75? Be honest too. Don’t, you don’t have to fluff it. If I’m wrong, I’m wrong.
Andrew Hiller (03:39):
Is he gonna answer? That’d be nice.
Sevan Matossian (03:42):
Is uh, Hillary going to
Andrew Hiller (03:44):
Oh yeah.
Sevan Matossian (03:45):
Yeah, he’s going to Waap
Andrew Hiller (03:46):
Aloo. I’m going, I’m competing.
Sevan Matossian (03:51):
So I did a show on December 24th,
Andrew Hiller (03:54):
2 0 6. He answered,
Sevan Matossian (03:55):
Yeah, sorry. And he’s, and he’s lean, he could easily eat a cake and probably go up to two 15
Andrew Hiller (04:03):
As in hopper lean or,
Sevan Matossian (04:06):
Uh, yeah. He’s all, he’s
Andrew Hiller (04:08):
Like, oh
Sevan Matossian (04:08):
Shit. Yeah, he looks, he looks juiced Good. I don’t think, I don’t think he is, but he looks juiced.
Andrew Hiller (04:16):
I think he’s Fergie.
Sevan Matossian (04:17):
I don’t think he is cuz he has lots of questions about it.
Andrew Hiller (04:22):
Hmm. Maybe he’s trying to refine. It depends on the questions, I guess. Like, where
Sevan Matossian (04:30):
Does the video go? There, there,
Andrew Hiller (04:31):
There. That’s
Sevan Matossian (04:31):
Questions You ask someone like me who doesn’t know shit about it, like he knows less than me. So he’s, I know,
Andrew Hiller (04:37):
You know, quite a bit now from what I understand.
Sevan Matossian (04:39):
Well, you’re, you’ve indoctrinated me. Andrew Hiller,
Andrew Hiller (04:44):
You made a video on February, what,
Sevan Matossian (04:47):
On December 24th in the morning. I did a podcast.
Andrew Hiller (04:50):
That was a yesterday, dude.
Sevan Matossian (04:51):
Yes, you’re
Andrew Hiller (04:52):
Right. You, you were talking about it like it was a distant past <laugh>. Yes, I did.
Sevan Matossian (04:57):
And I got a note from YouTube saying it was pulled down because I broke the violent community guidelines.
Andrew Hiller (05:05):
What did you say it was? It was the morning session.
Sevan Matossian (05:08):
It, it better not be what I said. It was the, um, yeah, it was the morning session. So I went to the community guidelines and it says, uh, VI violence or graphic content is inciting others to commit violent acts, againsts individuals or a defined group of people fighting and involving minors footage, audio imagery involving road accidents, natural disasters, war aftermath, terrorist attacks, aftermath, street fights, physical attacks, emulation, I dunno what that is. Uh, torture, corpses, protests of riots, robberies, medical procedures or such scenarios with the intent to shock or discuss viewers. It didn’t have anything like that. Footage or imagery showing bodily fluids such as blood or vomit with the intent of shock or disgusted. Viewers didn’t have that footage of corpses with massive injuries such as severed limbs didn’t have that.
(05:57):
So I wrote back and said, and the video even starts. It was a video from Instagram, and it was at the very end of my podcast. It was a two hour and 40 minute podcast. And it was at the very end of the podcast. And what it was, Hillary is it was an old man who was standing on a street corner. And so, and you could barely see him, it was shot through like a window of a restaurant. So it was all grainy and there was the light pole, a telephone pole, and like a bus stop. So you could barely see what was going on. You could never identify these guys if you wanted to. You know what I mean? If you saw them on the street Yeah. And the young guy who, who, uh, walks up and punches the old guy in the face, and the old guy goes like this and just takes the shot.
(06:35):
Now remind me, this is the very end of the show. Two, two hours and 46 minutes. This starts like at 2 41 and it’s a five minute bit, and we watch it a couple times. And in, in the Instagram clip says, this is even educational for Gen Xers. Be careful who you fuck with, or, or millennials or whatever. And, and the, the old man ends up beating up the other guy. And, uh, the, then at the end of the video, um, he stands up and they walk away from each other or something. You know, like no one gets like demolished and you can’t see any, you actually don’t ever see any of the bulls connect because it’s, it’s, it’s so far away. You have to
Andrew Hiller (07:10):
Imagine. Can you pull the clip up so I can see it?
Sevan Matossian (07:13):
Uh,
Andrew Hiller (07:14):
<laugh>. I’m kidding.
Sevan Matossian (07:18):
So, and I see more violent stuff than this all the time. Um, dude,
Andrew Hiller (07:22):
I put up a video of some shit getting crushed by a barbell, and it got 250,000 views and it stayed up. It’s still up, I think. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (07:30):
That chick, that chick died.
Andrew Hiller (07:31):
She’s dead.
Sevan Matossian (07:32):
Yeah. Uh, all of them. Shia, I made a list all, I’m gonna invite like 25 athletes. I’m gonna start in tomorrow and we’ll see who, who, who comes. I invited Danny Spiegel yesterday on the show. Live.
Andrew Hiller (07:47):
Live. All right. So in relation to this whole debacle.
Sevan Matossian (07:52):
So then I, I, I was tripping and my mind went to a dark place, Andrew. Uh, and it, and it hurt. I want to tell you it hurt. I didn’t get a strike, but I got a warning. And if you get two warnings, you get a strike. And I, and I was like, how did the, how did the, how did they find this at the end of my video and why, why this of all things. And I started thinking about some of the stuff I talked about in the video. And I, I was ripping on HQ a little bit and talking about people, you know, in, in places of authority and, and whatnot. And who are intimately, who are intimately familiar with how YouTube works, and have very close connections with people at Instagram and YouTube that I used to work with.
Andrew Hiller (08:36):
And
Sevan Matossian (08:37):
So then I googled how, how does YouTube find out, um, about, uh, community violations? And this came up, YouTube relies on teams around the world to review flag videos and remove content that violates community guidelines, restrict age, restrict content that may not be appropriate for all audiences. For example, um, oh, shit, I didn’t copy the whole thing and paste it, but basically, oh, maybe this is it. Basically it says it relies on reporting. So when something, oh, here it is. YouTube relies on teams around the world to review flag videos. Meaning someone flagged it. I think. So my question to you is, do you think that happened? Because I was possibly referencing some, uh, because I was aggressive towards other people, and it was, it’s so interesting that it’s at the very end of the video. Like someone was just scrolling, look through it, looking for something to, um, so you guys think, you, Chris, you think I will say haters? You think that, do you guys remember that scene at the end? I don’t think it’s Moose Boo. Moose Burger.
Andrew Hiller (09:50):
What? Why would she do, why would she do that? <laugh>, what am I missing?
Sevan Matossian (09:55):
We, we just had, she, she someone at, we had a little, it was Uns sporty, Beth <laugh>. I don’t know. I don’t think so.
Andrew Hiller (10:03):
I think what you might be onto would be about as close as it could get, but
Sevan Matossian (10:06):
That’s bs. Oh, so you think I I’m open to just tell me I’m paranoid and I’ll drop it. I’m so sensitive to being paranoid.
Andrew Hiller (10:13):
I’d have I, but I can’t because they brought it down, right? Yes. They didn’t even cut it out. They brought the whole thing down.
Sevan Matossian (10:18):
Brought the whole thing down. So, you know what I did <laugh>, I, I, you know what I did? I wonder what you’re gonna think about this. I cut out the video, but left up the audio and reposted it just now.
Andrew Hiller (10:29):
Oh, lemme see. So it’s on your channel.
Sevan Matossian (10:36):
Do you see it? I don’t know if it’s up yet. It, it, it, it
Andrew Hiller (10:38):
Was, uh, is is not up yet? No.
Sevan Matossian (10:41):
Let me see. Let me see how long it, um,
Andrew Hiller (10:44):
It’ll, it’ll just be a regular video. Yeah. So it’s not up yet.
Sevan Matossian (10:49):
Let me see how close it is to, um, to going up. Hold on one second. Oh, it says visibility pending. Uh, the standard definition version of your video needs to finish processing. It’s a long video. Two hours and
Andrew Hiller (11:02):
40 seconds. It’s gonna take a while if it’s that long. Yeah. Probably upwards of an hour to check.
Sevan Matossian (11:08):
And the thumbnail I made, uh, is, um, the, uh, let’s see, let’s see. If I go to the,
Andrew Hiller (11:13):
What’d you talk about? What was the rest of that show? What would it, what would it make people at CrossFit Possibly angry?
Sevan Matossian (11:19):
Well, I was talking, I was, I was talking about how there was people there that have what a disaster so many of the departments are. And I was talking about someone, people, the the thing that came up to my mind was someone who had sucked cock, um, from intern to, uh,
Andrew Hiller (11:34):
I caught that part. I was sitting at a, at a car dealership in an oil change. And I remember thinking, oh, shit. <laugh>, uh,
Sevan Matossian (11:41):
And had, had risen. I’ve
Andrew Hiller (11:43):
Never, I’ve never heard of a guy who has done that. I wanna know about one, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that. That’d be cool. Risen
Sevan Matossian (11:49):
Riz risen ranks. Yes. Um, to get to their position and, and, and other stuff.
Andrew Hiller (11:56):
A lot of the podcast I listen to, I have an AirPod in, I’m in public. So when things and co topics come up, I’ll be like, I remember right where I was when I heard that <laugh> and I remember like, what I thought. I looked around, I’m like, what? God, I wish everyone around me just heard that <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (12:11):
Um, so do, do you have, do you have any thoughts for me on that?
Andrew Hiller (12:19):
Well, where did your mind go? I mean, I apparently are paranoid, but like, were you also then thinking, I need to now avoid stuff like that to cover my ass, or I’m gonna
Sevan Matossian (12:29):
Well, yeah, definitely. That I was thinking about like, we did a whole segment on a guy falling down the stairs.
Andrew Hiller (12:36):
Yeah. Did you, you probably thought it was that actually, didn’t you?
Sevan Matossian (12:39):
Yeah. Well, I did. I had no idea because I don’t feel like I, I I’m not big into violence. I don’t, I don’t really like violence at all. I’m even sensitive to like, violent movies. Like, I could never watch Dego.
Andrew Hiller (12:51):
That’s a great movie.
Sevan Matossian (12:52):
I’m sure it is. I just can’t watch it.
Andrew Hiller (12:54):
Why? It’s not that violent. I’m sorry. I mean, there’s just a scene in there where he’s gonna like cut his guts off and he is hanging upside down. But you might like that.
Sevan Matossian (13:01):
No, we, we’ve been sucking Nate Edwardson off a little bit lately.
Andrew Hiller (13:04):
Yeah. We
Sevan Matossian (13:05):
Should
Andrew Hiller (13:05):
Watch, don’t think it’s channel and see how well his golf videos are doing. Yeah. We should watch him pair golf video <laugh> with they’re only three minutes long.
Sevan Matossian (13:11):
The lo the lawyer for Fyre Festival did that Fyre Festival
Andrew Hiller (13:16):
Fire. Uh, well, I can’t speak from experience on this and
Sevan Matossian (13:23):
Uh, okay. Cross. Okay, Corey, don’t fuck up my story. Okay. Just don’t, I, I only watched a Game of Thrones from beginning to end every episode twice. And Sons of Anarchy.
Andrew Hiller (13:35):
That’s one of those boring shows that ever created Game of Thrones.
Sevan Matossian (13:39):
Oh, you’re fucking killing me.
Andrew Hiller (13:41):
I liked it, but it was just like, I was just waiting. I was waiting. It’s all storytelling and Plotly. And then one of the worst episodes, they’re going to this huge battle. It might have been season three or four. And then they don’t even show the battle <laugh>, they just like, cut. They’re like, it’s over. I don’t remember what it was or what was happening. I just remember like, wait a minute. Where, where are they fighting? <laugh> the Bunch must have not been there
Sevan Matossian (14:02):
Yet. Greg told me that he, he stopped watching. There’s a scene, there’s a wedding scene where they kill off like the majority of the main characters.
Andrew Hiller (14:10):
Yep. That was great. That was a good episode. He stopped
Sevan Matossian (14:12):
Watching it. Greg, Greg said he stopped watching it after that. Greg Glassman. He said, fuck that. They killed the only, the only likable people on the show.
Andrew Hiller (14:20):
Damn. What a weird what a what a crazy thing. You always think about people like him and wonder why he did that sort of stuff, right? Like, what is it about him, the way he sees things that made him stop liking it there. Where people like me are like, wow, that was awesome,
Sevan Matossian (14:34):
<laugh>. I know. I, I, well, it, it hurt me, but I kept going. You’re so, you’re so many podcasts in this is the guy with the giant cog. There’s so many podcasts in, have talked about so much and shit. Talk CF a lot. I think this one, uh, this is, this was a one off.
Andrew Hiller (14:50):
How many strikes do you have on your channel? Zero.
Sevan Matossian (14:52):
Right? Zero. I had one strike and then I be for something. CrossFit had rep for something that CrossFit had reported. And I, um, and I had took the class.
Andrew Hiller (15:07):
I got a strike because I put up that Colton Merton’s video. I, I put up his entire event, three of the games, maybe it was four, whichever one is, uh, Elizabeth elevated at this year’s games. I, I thought he was gonna win. So I recorded him doing the whole thing and I just put it up on my YouTube channel and I got a strike for that. And I actually wasn’t going to put it up, but I spoke to somebody near and dear to the podcast and they said that it would be okay, as long as you’re like not taking it from the stream, then you might as well be Colton Merton’s dead and he can put it on YouTube. So why can’t you? And I’m like,
Sevan Matossian (15:44):
Did did you, did you take the, um, uh, did you take the, uh, the the copyright class where you can get your strike removed? That’s what I did.
Andrew Hiller (15:53):
No, but I still can. I just haven’t done it yet. <laugh>, if I got two strikes, I’d be on it, but I don’t intend on getting anymore. I know how to play the game. I don’t put up people fighting each other from a thousand yards away. Although <laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (16:12):
Um, can I ask you again? What do you, do you do that? Uh, do you, what do you think
Andrew Hiller (16:17):
As far as who do I think did it? Or like why?
Sevan Matossian (16:20):
Well, yeah, do you, do you do, first of all, let me ask you this. Let me, do you think that there’s a bot that does it?
Andrew Hiller (16:26):
No.
Sevan Matossian (16:27):
You were report reported. So you, so you do think it was a person.
Andrew Hiller (16:29):
A hundred percent. You were reported because the only way that a bot would catch something like that would be if it were something, it’s too obscure for it to have even been like in the, the out with the system to catch that sort of stuff.
Sevan Matossian (16:43):
Okay. Then let me ask you this. Do you think that because it was at the end of the show, that that gives any clues to that it was a person also, like they were scrolling through it looking for something, or they were at the end of the show, they watched the whole thing and they were pissed and they’re like, fuck it. I’m reporting this. Oh, Jetro, I, I I I I bombed them. Man, it, it, it must, it must really hurt them that this is the biggest podcast in the space by 10 x. Uh, and, um, it, it must fucking, it, it, it must be brutal. The shit that comes outta my mouth. Listen, uh, let me tell you how brutal it is. That affiliate video that I made and that l one video I made are so fucking awesome. And they know that I could sell them fucking, uh, 20 L one s a day with, with the, with the content that I could create. And no one over there has contacted me. And, but they know, and I know they know. But the ego and, and the feelings that I’ve hurt of people over there, that they’re, that they’re, they must be divided. I’ll get into that in a second when I talk about
Andrew Hiller (17:48):
Daniel. Well, I can’t wait. That
Sevan Matossian (17:49):
Daniel Chaffee and Stefan Roche, they must be really? Uh, it’s gotta, it’s gotta be. It’s gotta be weird. It’s gotta be weird. I would love for someone, um, on the, uh, on the board or one of the owners to
Andrew Hiller (18:03):
Austin. Got it.
Sevan Matossian (18:05):
Um,
Andrew Hiller (18:05):
Taylor, you, that’s, that’s probably one of the best ways to think about it. I don’t even get notified. You play my whole video. I got no
Sevan Matossian (18:11):
Idea. Yeah, but this wasn’t footage that I took from CrossFit, is what I’m saying,
Andrew Hiller (18:16):
Dude, what I’m saying. Well, what he’s saying here is that the o if you played my whole video, I’m never made aware of it. Right. And it’s like, so like, in order for that to have been like, brought higher up at YouTube, the only way it would happen is if somebody who was watching or watched your show reported it, can we go report somebody? How the hell did we go about doing this? I’m
Sevan Matossian (18:38):
Gonna go on <crosstalk>. Um, I, I, I reported, I reported Sporty Beth to see how it would work for the footage she used in that toxic one. Here.
Andrew Hiller (18:45):
I can report this one right now. Look, I can flag it. Which one? The one we’re on. There’s a button right here.
Sevan Matossian (18:50):
No, don’t flag me. Don’t flag me.
Andrew Hiller (18:52):
I’m not flagging you. But I couldn’t, if I wanted to, oh, no one flagged this show. Or I’ll fucking make a video on you.
Sevan Matossian (18:59):
<laugh>. Why doesn’t Hobart come on anymore? The just when I, I think it just got really heated and he wanted to distance himself just so he didn’t jeopardize his job. And, and, uh, and then I, I I bet I should ask him back on. Hmm.
Andrew Hiller (19:18):
I miss Hobart.
Sevan Matossian (19:19):
So, so you think? Yeah, he’s a good dude. So you think <laugh> wa watch is, I should call this show. Hillary explores his chair
Andrew Hiller (19:29):
<laugh>. I was like, holy.
Sevan Matossian (19:31):
So you think that it was reported,
Andrew Hiller (19:35):
It has to have
Sevan Matossian (19:36):
Been What do you think the chances are that someone was really offended by it and it wasn’t just malicious towards the podcast.
Andrew Hiller (19:43):
Offended towards that slim
Sevan Matossian (19:46):
Yeah, me too. You couldn’t see shit. You couldn’t see shit. Yeah. The fat dude falling down the stairs was crazy compared to this. Yeah. Justin, I, yeah,
Andrew Hiller (19:57):
Slim, you’re doubling down though. You’re putting it right back up there.
Sevan Matossian (20:03):
What? Oh yeah. Don’t you think it’s okay if I took the video out?
Andrew Hiller (20:06):
Should have no reason.
Sevan Matossian (20:09):
I took the video out. I I just scooted all of us over to the right so you can see us talking about it. And then I wrote on the screen this was this, this did not break any community guidelines. What’s crazy is it even said in the beginning that this was for educational purposes of that video to show you like, Hey, don’t attack old people. Oh, interesting. But you couldn’t, I
Andrew Hiller (20:29):
Wonder cause of that, that someone flagged it. Hmm. You, you know what I mean?
Sevan Matossian (20:36):
Yeah. I I’m, I bet you it is. I bet you it’s someone who’s been to my house.
Andrew Hiller (20:41):
Oh, it’s Dan Bailey.
Sevan Matossian (20:43):
No, I don’t think it’s him.
Andrew Hiller (20:45):
Yeah, it is.
Sevan Matossian (20:46):
No.
Andrew Hiller (20:47):
Dan Bailey
Sevan Matossian (20:48):
Flag. No, I don’t think it was Katherine either. I don’t think they can be bothered.
Andrew Hiller (20:52):
No, no, no. A kerin symp very different.
Sevan Matossian (20:55):
Oh. Oh. Oh. That’s like, oh, okay.
Andrew Hiller (20:59):
Somebody who White knights for Karin. How dare you talk bad about her. I’m gonna flag all your videos.
Sevan Matossian (21:04):
How could a sometimes people call me a symp. How could you call me a fucking symp? I’m like old and don’t even, like, I, I don’t, I don’t, I only chase one pussy. It’s
Andrew Hiller (21:13):
Like a figure of speech over whomever. People call me a liver king. Symp
Sevan Matossian (21:18):
<laugh>, uh uh, uh, Chelsea has the same, uh, uh, media manager that the CrossFit podcast does. Look, they have the same profile picture. Fuck
Andrew Hiller (21:31):
<laugh>. That always like, goes right over my head for about half a second.
Sevan Matossian (21:34):
Heber and Mars would never do that. I’m good with them. I’m, I’m, I’m good with them.
Andrew Hiller (21:38):
You’re, you heard a Greg Dave Sim says Heidi. I, I would say that’s fairly accurate.
Sevan Matossian (21:43):
That’s that. Okay, fine. That’s fine. I’ll, I’ll take it. Take that one.
Andrew Hiller (21:49):
We pulled that word up on Urban Dictionary before. You should know what that means.
Sevan Matossian (21:53):
Yeah. It means like, you, like you’re, you act like a beta male to try to get VA
Andrew Hiller (21:59):
Fairly accurate. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (22:01):
Fine. I’ll look it up. Simp wish. I wish Kayla was here.
Andrew Hiller (22:07):
I do love me. Urban Dictionary
Sevan Matossian (22:09):
Or, uh, uh, someone who does way too much for a person. They like other definitions on the crowdsource online dictionary include a man who puts the hose before the bros.
Andrew Hiller (22:19):
That’s fair.
Sevan Matossian (22:20):
Yeah. A guy who is overly desperate for women. Especially if she’s a bad person.
Andrew Hiller (22:25):
Sure idea. Simp.
Sevan Matossian (22:27):
What is a simp? Oh, you can call it girl A simp too. Simp is just one of the dating trends that exist with someone obsesses over someone else who does not return their affection.
Andrew Hiller (22:39):
Everyone’s been a symp at some point.
Sevan Matossian (22:41):
I don’t think I, I’m a, I don’t think I, I get a lot of affection from Dave and Greg.
Andrew Hiller (22:47):
What was I gonna say? Fuck. I had something good.
Sevan Matossian (22:56):
Okay. I, you, I, I’m, I do. I see, do I see? Notice
Andrew Hiller (22:59):
You up the word Upper Decker on Urban Dictionary. Oh no. Remember I will. You should Upper Decker because I know you brought it up on a show recently, and I don’t think you went to Urban Dictionary to look what it meant, but you need to
Sevan Matossian (23:11):
Read that. Oh, I didn’t even want, I was afraid. Um,
Andrew Hiller (23:13):
It’s not scary. It’s just funny. I’ve done it.
Sevan Matossian (23:17):
You’ve done an upper decker?
Andrew Hiller (23:19):
Hell yeah.
Sevan Matossian (23:21):
Is it one word
Andrew Hiller (23:22):
In high school? No, I think it’s two.
Sevan Matossian (23:26):
Uh, make sure no one’s around. Step one, step two, quietly open the lid of the upper section of the victim’s toilet <laugh>. Quietly place the lid down on the floor. Then take a nice shit in the uppers. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Andrew Hiller (23:42):
Yeah. If you remember this now. Okay. I think you did look this up. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (23:46):
It’s when you shit in the, in the, in the reserve water. In the water tank, the water you’re supposed to drink. If there’s an earthquake,
Andrew Hiller (23:51):
You then went on to say you’re ruining someone’s life source water <laugh> if
Andrew Hiller (23:54):
You do that.
Andrew Hiller (23:56):
And then, and then I thought of like, oh fuck. What if there was an earthquake in Illinois, I would’ve ruined my buddy’s parents’ houses. Serve RIV water.
Sevan Matossian (24:03):
Have you heard of dry docking?
Andrew Hiller (24:08):
Is that when you, shit, when there’s no water in the bull?
Sevan Matossian (24:11):
Yeah. You, you turn the water off
Andrew Hiller (24:13):
<laugh>
Sevan Matossian (24:16):
And then you flush it and it’s empty, and then you, uh,
Andrew Hiller (24:22):
<laugh> and, and then
Sevan Matossian (24:22):
You, and then you shit in it. What, what? He’s he’s right here, guys. He’s, he’s right here. Settle down. He’s right here. No, no need for bats. He’s here.
Andrew Hiller (24:30):
Hey, I like seeing that one bet in that Danny Spiegel post that we saw yesterday. That was, that was good to see. Yeah. I can’t wait for the open to come around. There’s a, there was a video I put up recently and it was like, I went to bed thinking, God, I gotta make a Nore video. Just a random one. I’m gonna like, go to the year 2017 and just pull a bunch of stuff from the open. Make one. And then I woke up to seeing the, the no reps, the sex and panic muscle of no reps.
Sevan Matossian (24:57):
Oh. So, oh yeah. Yeah. That’s cool.
Andrew Hiller (24:59):
I, I I was like, wow. It was just given to me. Instagram. Read my mind.
Sevan Matossian (25:05):
Uh, Cameron, uh, dr. Dude, dry docking in my industry is way different.
Andrew Hiller (25:13):
Oh,
Andrew Hiller (25:14):
<laugh>.
Andrew Hiller (25:15):
I’m putting two and two together here. He is the one of the big dick.
Sevan Matossian (25:18):
Yeah.
Andrew Hiller (25:19):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (25:20):
Yeah.
Andrew Hiller (25:22):
And, um, sounds painful. Cameron.
Sevan Matossian (25:25):
I gave him my, I gave him my phone number so we could text. I found out he had a huge cock and I gave him my phone number.
Andrew Hiller (25:31):
That’s all it takes, guys.
Sevan Matossian (25:33):
<laugh>. Okay. Uh,
Andrew Hiller (25:37):
I had, I had to make about 90 videos cuz my, my dick isn’t big enough.
Andrew Hiller (25:42):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (25:43):
Okay. Hiller want, Hiller wants to wanna no rep my air squat video.
Andrew Hiller (25:48):
Of course. 359 coming up. We’ll see how many of those we can take off.
Sevan Matossian (25:53):
Hey, uh, he doesn’t go below parallel. Just when his helmet touches the ground, he counts that as a, that’s how he counts as reps.
Andrew Hiller (26:00):
Hey, that’s fair.
Sevan Matossian (26:04):
It’s the, uh, the only fans, uh, version. Yeah. I sent for huge Don. There we go. Moony. Oh, okay. All
Andrew Hiller (26:13):
Right. You see him down? Is it this whole flag video
Sevan Matossian (26:15):
Going on? I, yeah. I just don’t like, I just don’t, I I just, uh, it’s so fucking cowardice.
Andrew Hiller (26:24):
You should get angry, not upset. You should be, you should be pissed. Let’s burn. Let’s burn him down.
Sevan Matossian (26:28):
Yeah, I’m inside. Let’s,
Andrew Hiller (26:30):
Let’s go, let’s go directly into that, uh, that podcast.
Sevan Matossian (26:33):
I’m, I’m, I, I, I’m, I I’ve contracted, I’m inside. Do you know what I mean? Like, when someone says something, you go, I don’t go inside too often. Can I read something else to you?
Andrew Hiller (26:42):
Of course. Seven Sims for Huge Cox. Is that it? Still up?
Sevan Matossian (26:45):
<laugh>. Okay, let’s take that down. That was enough. Thank you. I appreciate that. Uh, okay. Um, God, how proud are you when you take a, when you sit down on a toilet and your helmet hits the water, what a great, I’m always like,
Andrew Hiller (27:00):
Toilet’s gotta be overflowing a little bit, but pretty proud. <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (27:04):
Hey, isn’t there another thing where you take Saran wrap and put it over the toilet? Yes. And then when someone sits to drops, the deuce on it.
Andrew Hiller (27:11):
I had an ex-girlfriend who would do that, do her parents. And I was like, what the fuck’s wrong with you?
Sevan Matossian (27:15):
<laugh>? Wow.
Andrew Hiller (27:17):
It would be saran wrap everywhere, like in doorways too. So you’d be like walking around in the middle of the night and you’d just run into it.
Sevan Matossian (27:23):
<laugh>. Oh man.
Andrew Hiller (27:24):
I thought that one was funny. But like you, you know, when you go to the bathroom by the night, you stand up and you’re peeing like you pee and it just hits the soran wrap and it like, it goes everywhere. Like, that’s not cool.
Sevan Matossian (27:35):
Uh, why is Hillary wearing a shirt? What are we paying for?
Andrew Hiller (27:38):
Because I got a hard time ing for my audio being shitty and I’m not holding this thing up for two hours. <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (27:45):
Uh, imagine you told Hillary a year ago, he’d be on the Sev podcast for Christmas night.
Andrew Hiller (27:50):
Ts p I hadn’t seen that in, I don’t think I’ve ever seen that.
Sevan Matossian (27:53):
I like it. I’m thankful I live in the world today.
Andrew Hiller (27:57):
Imagine you told me that. Dude. I thought about that earlier today. I was, look, I went to pull up, uh, you know, the 12 days of Christmas workout?
Sevan Matossian (28:05):
Yeah, I watched your video. I, I thought that’s a good video.
Andrew Hiller (28:07):
Thank you. Did you see the part on there? On the, the, the wall ball version of it?
Sevan Matossian (28:11):
Yeah. I like that too. I I actually was kind of like, damn W Woosley killed it.
Andrew Hiller (28:15):
Isn’t that funny? Yeah, it was, it was so funny. And here’s my version of 12 Days of Christmas. Good luck walking up the fucking stairs. I thought it was so funny. Yeah, but I, I went back and I tried to grab it. Cause I know I posted on a story a year ago and I was like, damn, this is what I was doing then. It’s crazy.
Sevan Matossian (28:30):
You’ve come a long way, Skywalker.
Andrew Hiller (28:34):
Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Uh, Yoda.
Sevan Matossian (28:37):
Okay. Um, uh, oh, grub was wearing a no rep shirt. Oh, when he was in, in that Froning interview. He was.
Andrew Hiller (28:45):
Which one? He’s done a couple of ’em. I haven’t seen that one. He’s, I fuck.
Sevan Matossian (28:51):
He’s a cool dude. Okay. Um, uh, th this is a DM I got today. Hi, Sev on. My name is Blank and I follow your show every day. I don’t have a personal account due to immigration issues, but I just wanted to say thank you for all you’re doing. Your show is like the news for me. I never watched the real news channels. Actually. I’m not even connected to cable and being an immigrant English is not my first language. So your metaphorical explanations are awesome. Very helpful. I went to California Hormones. They are amazing. So friendly, inviting, and the most important. Very honest and real straightforward. It’s very rare to find this these days. I wish you and your family a happy Merry Christmas and an amazing New Year. Keep giving us real news. Thank you.
Andrew Hiller (29:41):
Oh, that’s cool.
Sevan Matossian (29:42):
That is cool. That’s kind of what I want for this show. We should do more Kanye. Um, okay. Dude,
Andrew Hiller (29:52):
Like Kanye stuff. I don’t get it. That, that, that’s, that’s like so far outside of my scope. And I, and I think it’s.
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