Sevan Matossian (00:01):
I had one drink last night and I don’t feel good.
Mattew Souza (00:05):
Oh, really?
Sevan Matossian (00:06):
Do, do you know what it truly is? It kind of looks like a white claw.
Mattew Souza (00:09):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (00:11):
I had one of those mixed with a, at at least one can of sparkling water, and I don’t feel good. I woke up this morning and I burped alcohol.
Mattew Souza (00:22):
Ooh.
Mattew Souza (00:23):
That’s the worst.
Sevan Matossian (00:26):
How, how come? How come when you wake up with a sore throat and then you have a cup of coffee, it goes away. That’s like the, the heat from the coffee washing away the mucus in your throat.
Mattew Souza (00:36):
Could
Mattew Souza (00:37):
Guess. Yeah, possibly.
Mattew Souza (00:41):
Who,
Sevan Matossian (00:41):
Who gave sev permission to do thumbnails?
Mattew Souza (00:45):
<laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (00:47):
Hillary introduced me to this, this app called Canva.
Mattew Souza (00:52):
Oh
Sevan Matossian (00:53):
My goodness. Did you see my one for tomorrow?
Mattew Souza (00:58):
I’m
Mattew Souza (00:58):
So, oh, yeah, yeah,
Sevan Matossian (00:59):
Yeah. I’m so proud of it.
Mattew Souza (01:00):
That one was cool.
Sevan Matossian (01:03):
It has no meaning to the show,
Mattew Souza (01:06):
<laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (01:07):
I just thought, do you know what I mean? I just thought, it just felt like it was like
Mattew Souza (01:14):
Bold <laugh>. Today’s Audrey Nail.
Sevan Matossian (01:19):
The, the only You know how I did, you know how I did your thumbnail, uh, Susie here. Uh, this one. So I, I ba I think I’m so clever. I took the picture of you standing there with your wife.
Mattew Souza (01:35):
Yep.
Sevan Matossian (01:36):
And then I put the bong there, and then I put the exact same picture over it again, but just erased, you know, just so it looked like your hand would be holding the bong.
Mattew Souza (01:45):
And
Sevan Matossian (01:46):
Then I found this picture of Caleb on some military website giving someone an injection
Mattew Souza (01:52):
<laugh>. So
Sevan Matossian (01:53):
I was like, done. But I, I wish I could have kept the needle in there, but for some reason I couldn’t figure out how to do
Mattew Souza (02:01):
That.
Mattew Souza (02:02):
Oh my goodness. At least it’s Christmas theme. He’s a little Christmas template there. I see.
Mattew Souza (02:07):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (02:08):
Oh, with the, oh, with the, uh, for you, with the background.
Mattew Souza (02:11):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (02:12):
Yeah. High needles and shit.
Mattew Souza (02:16):
Oh my
Mattew Souza (02:17):
Goodness.
Sevan Matossian (02:17):
I almost left
Mattew Souza (02:18):
It white. Uh,
Sevan Matossian (02:22):
The thumbnails. Oh, okay. Here. Uh, good morning, Chris Jetro. Bam. Is it bad when I start early because you guys are like, committed to 7, 8, 9, or on the hour, and then if I start two minutes early, you feel like you missed a minute. The creative juices are definitely flowing.
Mattew Souza (02:43):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (02:43):
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Wa Zombie. The greatest gift of all sev in the morning. So my wife, that’s what my wife says too.
Mattew Souza (02:53):
<laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (02:56):
Uh, I got my wife a pink Bella bar hot and a five 11 tact vest. She’s stoked. Oh, that’s cool. That is cool. Yeah. There he is. There’s the man. Hi. Merry Christmas. So, uh, are you, Caleb, where you’re located, is that considered a f o b? No. No, I don’t think so. And what’s this? Oh, here we go. Let’s just get the, let’s just get this out of the way right now. Corey. Hi.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Good morning. How are you?
Sevan Matossian (03:37):
Um, I’m,
Speaker 4 (03:40):
You got, you gotta be good. Four, four shows in 48 hours.
Sevan Matossian (03:45):
I, I usually say I’m amazing, but something’s not right with me this morning. I can’t tell what it is exactly. Something’s not normal. Is
Speaker 4 (03:52):
It too, too many shows?
Sevan Matossian (03:54):
No, I, I, I think I stayed up too late and I drank a, uh, a truly, it’s like <laugh>, I wanna say it’s like the, the Hood’s White Claw.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh, the artificial sweeteners.
Sevan Matossian (04:08):
I don’t know what was in it. I just saw it at alcohol and I was done with the show, and I mixed one with a can of sparkling water and sat on the ca couch and started preparing for this morning show. And I woke up this morning burping alcohol, and I just didn’t feel good <laugh>.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Just give it up. Just give alcohol up. It’s not worth
Sevan Matossian (04:24):
It anymore. I agree. I, I seriously agree. It’s stupid.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
All right. Well, I’m happy to hear y’all’s voice this morning. I’m gonna go open presents. I just wanted to tell everybody on the call. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Okay. Hey, sorry I couldn’t, 10 o’clock on the East Coast is pretty late when you do your seven o’clock show. So, sorry, I couldn’t call in last night. I was way asleep.
Sevan Matossian (04:47):
Oh, no problem. And you can go ahead and play the show, um, while you open presents. I promise I’m not gonna, um, swear on today’s show,
Speaker 4 (04:55):
<laugh>. Okay. Alright. And I’ll, I’ll be waiting for the money You’re gonna send me in the mail,
Sevan Matossian (05:04):
In mail checks in the mail also,
Speaker 4 (05:08):
<laugh>. All right. All right. Have a great show. Merry Christmas. Yo. Bye.
Sevan Matossian (05:11):
Merry
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Christmas, brother.
Sevan Matossian (05:13):
My, my, it’s so, we, my wife had the boys write letters to Santa, and then she actually was gonna try to get them the gifts they asked for, and I just thought that was crazy.
(05:27):
She lost her mind. I was like, dude, that it doesn’t matter what they ask for, get ’em whatever, like, but she, I, I guess she’s just a better parent than me. <laugh>. They made cookies for Santa, they left them out. They did all that cool shit. Oh, that’s fun. Daniel Garrity just here to see if Sev is crazy enough to do a podcast. Christmas morning, confirmed. Merry Christmas. Thank you, Victor. Truly, uh, hoods, white Claw, <laugh>. There was this, uh, I don’t know if you guys remember from yesterday’s show, but there was a piece we did on some guy going down the stairs.
Caleb Beaver (06:01):
Oh,
Sevan Matossian (06:01):
I don’t feel good.
Mattew Souza (06:03):
<laugh> some guy going down the stairs is one way to put
Sevan Matossian (06:06):
It. <laugh>. And someone in the comments wrote, I laughed my ass off at one 50. And so I went over to see what it was, and it was that bit we did on the guy going down the stairs. And I watched it for like three minutes this morning. Holy shit. That was actually really funny. That was crazy.
Caleb Beaver (06:22):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (06:24):
I, I, I don’t realize what we do on this show. Do you understand that? Do you guys realize, have you guys ever gone back and watched the show? It’s fucked up.
Caleb Beaver (06:31):
<laugh>.
Mattew Souza (06:32):
I have, yeah. <laugh>. I watch it every time. Not the ones I’m on. I hate one here. I hear myself talk back, but
Caleb Beaver (06:38):
I’m
Sevan Matossian (06:39):
Like, wow, I
Caleb Beaver (06:39):
Cannot, it’s not going back three episodes. I’ll never watch that one. <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (06:43):
It’s cra it, it’s just, it’s just, it’s just inappropriate.
Caleb Beaver (06:48):
Oh. Worth it.
Sevan Matossian (06:50):
We just turned 15 minutes of time of watching a guy twist and turn and undulate down the stairs and just, there’s, there’s stuff we missed too, that I saw this morning too. There, the guy who threw him down the stairs, he actually slips down a stair. And I didn’t realize how big the guy he went down the stairs is
Caleb Beaver (07:10):
If he, dude, if he lost his stomach, hes like this far from his body.
Sevan Matossian (07:15):
Yeah. But not only that. I think he might be like a six foot three guy.
Mattew Souza (07:21):
Wow.
Sevan Matossian (07:22):
And I, if that guy lost, if that guy got into CrossFit and had a year of jiu-jitsu on him and some California hormones, he’d have fucked that other dude up.
Mattew Souza (07:30):
Oh, it’d be game
Sevan Matossian (07:31):
Over. Yeah.
Mattew Souza (07:34):
He would’ve been a little more graceful in that fall too.
Sevan Matossian (07:36):
Yeah. Yeah. The Packer fan. Yeah, that guy. Rambler. Good morning. Craig Pussy. Good morning. He pe Paisley, he’s huge.
Caleb Beaver (07:45):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (07:50):
Danny Spiegel came up on the show last night.
Mattew Souza (07:54):
Surprising.
Sevan Matossian (07:56):
She’s got this crazy photo on her Instagram. I can Oh,
Mattew Souza (08:01):
Yeah. From like a couple days ago, or maybe longer, couple weeks
Sevan Matossian (08:05):
Ago. She has like, her, her as it, she has like her, her ass pointed at the camera and, but then kind of twisted to the left. And she, it’s, it’s a trip. It, it looked like it was a hard position kind of to get into. Like it’s some sort of stretch and the, and the comments, wait, where did we, we went to the comments last night too on someone’s post. Yeah. This one, like, the bud is pointed at you, but then the torso’s like tilted down, but then the heads turned towards you. But anyways, so then we went over to, you know, Tia’s pregnant, uh, Suza. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.
Mattew Souza (08:43):
Yep. Seeing that,
Sevan Matossian (08:44):
And then I noticed Danny Spiegel had commented on the video, so I asked her to come on the podcast in the
Mattew Souza (08:51):
Comment
Sevan Matossian (08:52):
Section. Comment section. Yeah.
Mattew Souza (08:54):
How’d
Caleb Beaver (08:54):
That
Sevan Matossian (08:55):
Was? That was Hillary’s advice.
Mattew Souza (08:57):
Any, any response.
Sevan Matossian (08:59):
What do I do to check to see my responses? I push the heart, right?
Mattew Souza (09:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sevan Matossian (09:04):
Oh, so I commented on Rob Forte also. He responded, Merry Christmas and, uh oh. And, and, um, Bruce Wayne commented on the Danny Spiegel. That would be epic. Um, and then, uh, someone, someone else liked it that I invited her on. Oh, a bunch of people liked it. Oh. And I asked Sydnee Wells to come on the show.
Mattew Souza (09:29):
I feel like I’ve dmd her before
Sevan Matossian (09:31):
Sydnee Wells. Yeah, I definitely have. I would love to have her on the show. I
Mattew Souza (09:35):
Think it just come. I thought that blue check mark. It’s hard to get noticed in that dm.
Sevan Matossian (09:44):
Yeah. Oh yeah. A bunch of people responded. That’s cool.
Mattew Souza (09:51):
My, uh, so, you know, I still do the Jerry News thing, right? With my
Sevan Matossian (09:54):
Comments? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Mattew Souza (09:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Couple days. This, a couple days ago. It got wild with one of ’em. There’s like, I think like 50 comments or something back to what I had said. Wow.
Sevan Matossian (10:06):
Oh yeah. I have no, I have just asked content for today’s show. Thank you. You just saved the show.
Mattew Souza (10:11):
Yeah. So I, I still rock, I still rock this often. Are you on it? Okay. Perfect. Arctic freeze.
Sevan Matossian (10:18):
Oh, great. I want,
Mattew Souza (10:20):
Oh, that it is. How many likes? Yeah. Yeah. 64 comments now.
Sevan Matossian (10:23):
Okay. Oh my God. Hold on. Go to the top. I wanna read this. This is epic. God, you’re good. Suza. Thank you. Suza with the great, the greatest Go to, uh, this is, it says Arctic freeze December 23rd. About 60% of the US population is currently under winter weather warning or advisory, by the way. Not me. In California. You guys can all eat a dick. I’m going to beach again today.
Mattew Souza (10:45):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (10:49):
On Friday, more than 1 million, uh, US customers were without power data from the site. Power outage. U USA shows about 60% of the US population is currently under winter weather warning or advisory as a bomb cyclone says, sends freezing and sub-zero temperatures across the country. More than 4,100 Friday flights have been canceled. Yeah, I heard 10% of all the flights in the United States have been canceled. Mm-hmm.
Mattew Souza (11:16):
<affirmative>
Sevan Matossian (11:16):
The freeze will persist through the weekend with parts of the planes and Midwest regions set record. The freeze will persist through the weekend with parts of the planes and Midwest regions set to record their record, record their coldest Christmas in four decades. Now, that’s not my fault. That could be the word record too, right? Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. That’s not my fault.
Mattew Souza (11:35):
No. Yeah. You, you pass this record,
Sevan Matossian (11:38):
<laugh>. Come on. Come on. Not
Mattew Souza (11:41):
Even on, not even on Christmas. You get a pass. <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (11:44):
And, and the word record would fit nice. I mean, it wouldn’t fit nicely there, but like, record temperatures, like you could see how I would think it was record.
Mattew Souza (11:50):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (11:51):
The freeze will persist through the weekend with parts of the planes to Midwest regions set to record their coldest Christmas in four decades. Okay. Global warming strike. Oh, so Matt sue’s a response.
Caleb Beaver (12:02):
<laugh>. Oh,
Sevan Matossian (12:05):
This is so good. Global warming strikes again. Okay. Uh, 670. Uh, but it’s cold. Uh, so the 60 God, 50 comments. So nobody remembers the record heat that happened in the summer. Haven’t heard global warming in a decade. It’s been about that climate change.
Caleb Beaver (12:30):
Well, warming
Sevan Matossian (12:31):
Climate change. Look it up.
Caleb Beaver (12:34):
<laugh>. <laugh>.
Mattew Souza (12:36):
Don’t worry. They start personally attacking me soon,
Sevan Matossian (12:39):
Also known as winter. That’s good. It’s climate change. Less stable all around. More hurricanes per year. Less predictable patterns. Maybe hard for you to think in timelines beyond one week of existence.
Caleb Beaver (12:51):
Geez. So it’s not global warming anymore. It’s climate climate change. That’s that’s the, that’s the new name.
Mattew Souza (12:56):
Strong pivot.
Caleb Beaver (12:57):
Strong
Sevan Matossian (12:58):
<laugh>. Yeah. Say I can’t read without saying I can’t read <laugh>. This,
Caleb Beaver (13:02):
This, you can’t read.
Sevan Matossian (13:04):
Hey, the irony of the other one that says you can’t think back more than a week is amazing
Caleb Beaver (13:09):
<laugh>.
Mattew Souza (13:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look how
Caleb Beaver (13:11):
Many people like that.
Mattew Souza (13:12):
I can’t, does it? It doesn’t have my replies in there. It should wait till you see, I reply to a couple of them.
Sevan Matossian (13:19):
People have the memory of goldfish. Dude, how old is that person? Click on that dude’s account. That, that that frame that that dude, I can remember, at least here in California, I can remember when I was 16, we had a Thanksgiving and it fucking snowed everywhere in California. It snowed in the Bay Area. Like, what the fuck is wrong with these people? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
Mattew Souza (13:47):
There’s the Disneyland pick
Sevan Matossian (13:49):
<laugh>. Of course, of course. Hey, listen, if you’re one of those people that does that thing right there, look, go back up to that with the skeleton in the back of the car. Like you’re focused on the wrong shit, dude.
Mattew Souza (14:02):
<laugh>. Oh, that’s a trunk. Or treat
Caleb Beaver (14:04):
Uhhuh
Sevan Matossian (14:05):
<laugh>. If you own Mickey Mouse ears. Geez, Louise, tell me,
Caleb Beaver (14:12):
You sound like Rick and Morty
Sevan Matossian (14:14):
<laugh> tell me you support pedophilia without telling me you support pedophilia.
Caleb Beaver (14:17):
Oh my God,
Sevan Matossian (14:19):
Yeah. Like 1996 or 97. Is it? Yeah. Is that what Yeah, probab? Maybe. Yeah.
Caleb Beaver (14:24):
Oh,
Sevan Matossian (14:25):
I thought it was earlier than that. Like, like maybe 88 or 89.
Caleb Beaver (14:32):
Shit.
Sevan Matossian (14:33):
Okay. This is just so good.
Caleb Beaver (14:36):
<laugh>
Sevan Matossian (14:37):
Crazy. All these climate experts on Instagram, you know, the weather can’t, you know, the weather just can’t, is is like one of the, you know, there’s no science. Also, if you, if you truly look up the definition of what science is and what it, the, the, at its base science is, is supposed to add predictive, it’s whatever the best science is, is whatev offers the best predictive value. That’s it. That in a nutshell, that’s what science is. And it doesn’t matter how you get there, it does not matter how you get there. If you got it through reading tarot cards and you got it through reading tarot cards, it doesn’t matter. It’s what offers the best predictive value. Hold on a sec, don’t get ahead of yourself. Caleb
Mattew Souza (15:14):
<laugh>. Oh, sorry.
Sevan Matossian (15:15):
And, and, uh, and so there is no sci, but there is a, a methodology to science also, and the, it is not found anywhere in climate science. What, whether people don’t do science, they do not do science. They do something that’s more akin to not quite astrology, but that’s why it’s so hard to predict the weather. They can’t, the, the, the models. They, and another thing about science is that the model that you come up with should be able to add, um, be able to predict the past and the future. And we’ve talked about this before, but let’s use Haley’s common as an example. If you have a model that predicts the next time Haley’s comment will come into view for planet Earth, it also has to be u it has to be, um, valid going backwards to let you know when it was last here. And none of that stuff works in climate science. And that’s why it’s not science. That, I mean, that, that’s one of the, uh, you know, um, sciences reasons why it’s not science. It has no, it, it, it has such poor predictive value. No, no. Climate science, global warming, climate change, science works going backwards. None. Zero.
(16:27):
I mean, reme, I don’t know if you guys remember people with short-term memory, but there was a real push. There was like a years of push of panic about overpopulation. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And now we’re, we’re de we’re de we’re, we’re in a population decline.
Mattew Souza (16:40):
Yeah. <laugh>, it’s always the next, uh, Armageddon doomsday thing,
Sevan Matossian (16:47):
Uh, about once per year. There is the, this thing that happens here in the northern hemisphere known as winter. You may not be familiar with this, however, if you’ve been subject to the American education system, if you boil, if you boil water in a container, the water will eventually condense and fall if you boil more water. The same will occur with more extremes, implications of some optimal earth temperatures results and more extreme temperature circulation requirements. And sometimes this results and more extreme drops in temperature.
Mattew Souza (17:19):
Tanner was trying to be helpful.
Sevan Matossian (17:21):
Thank you, Tanner.
Mattew Souza (17:22):
Thanks, Tanner.
Sevan Matossian (17:26):
Actually, there weren’t more hurricanes this year. There were more hurricanes predicted than that. Never came. The Atlantic hurricane system, which ended November 30 and is one of the largest hurricane systems, only saw two major hurricanes, which is down from the last five years. Then when presented with this information, climate change, diehards are saying, oh, it’s because the hurricane season have been so bad in recent years, which makes absolutely no sense. Hurricanes don’t take a year off because they’ve been bad for five years. But it’s how they justify their beliefs. It’s ridiculous. Here’s the thing. If you’re a climate change diehard, I, I, I want the vaccine to work. I really, it, the greatest thing that could happen is that my thoughts on the vaccine were a hundred percent wrong. And I don’t avoid looking for where it could be. Right? There’s just, there isn’t one place where that’s shown. There’s no numbers that show that anywhere. I’m not, I’m not an, I’m not an anti-vaxxer Die hard <laugh>. I love the thought of vaccines. Who wouldn’t?
Caleb Beaver (18:32):
Me too.
Sevan Matossian (18:33):
Yeah. Who the fuck wouldn’t? But if they’re not working or they’re hurting people, then, uh, did you see, did you see the, uh, thumbnail Caleb for today’s show? Yes.
Caleb Beaver (18:47):
That’s why I made that comment. <laugh>. I I’m surprised you found that picture, honestly. But I mean, it is, it’s public access. You can Google my name. It sounds weird.
Mattew Souza (18:57):
<laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (18:58):
Um, dear Matt Suza, global warming creates extremes in any climates. So, so yeah, looks like it. Global, global Colding. Matt Suza in the sixties, it was global cooling, then it became global warming. Now it’s climate change. So literally any change is an excuse for socialism.
Caleb Beaver (19:21):
<laugh>, huh?
Sevan Matossian (19:22):
Even when it’s not really a change in climate, but a weather event. It’s all a joke. Now there’s a guy with solid memory. Look at that guy’s name. E b e 3 2 1 62 8. Yeah. That’s
Mattew Souza (19:34):
A account for sure. Yeah. Zero post. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (19:40):
That’s his social security number. That guy’s old as dirt.
Caleb Beaver (19:44):
That’s his that actually, that, that could be a social security number.
Sevan Matossian (19:47):
<laugh>. Yeah.
Mattew Souza (19:48):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (19:53):
Man, I’m not doing good. Oh, that truly
Mattew Souza (19:55):
<laugh>. I truly <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (19:57):
I am not doing good.
Caleb Beaver (19:58):
He literally sound like fucking Rick and Morty right now. Come on Morty.
Mattew Souza (20:04):
<laugh>
Sevan Matossian (20:04):
Acts like climate change is a, is a, is a problem. All pictures are nothing but travel and big V8 trucks. I don’t understand that one.
Caleb Beaver (20:14):
He’s talking to the K Kri guy.
Sevan Matossian (20:17):
Oh, okay. This
Caleb Beaver (20:18):
Guy.
Sevan Matossian (20:19):
Have you guys seen what’s happening in Portland? The, the city streets froze over and there’s just, there’s just hundreds of videos on Instagram with tr cars sliding around into each other.
Mattew Souza (20:29):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (20:29):
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Go back up. Sorry. Go back up. Go back up. I missed one. Uh, I love how many triggered people are replying to your joke. Uh, pop. I’m eating. I’m just here for the, the comments note. Society has a real short term memory. Uh, I can’t remember if that was based off of real statistical significance or just media fear mongering. It’s hard to tell the difference these days.
Mattew Souza (20:53):
Boom.
Sevan Matossian (20:54):
Trigger warning. You already know some people are gonna get upset by this. Climate change brings both extremes. Weather is more erratic. Delete your account. It’s embarrassment reading and comment. It screams ignorance from the top of your lines. Okay, let’s go see that person. I wanna see that person’s account. <laugh>. I gotta see that person, by the way. Oh, by the way, I just, you take pictures with the shadow on your face for your profile picture
Mattew Souza (21:19):
<laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (21:24):
Uh, oh. Slack line. Slack.
Caleb Beaver (21:27):
Cool
Mattew Souza (21:27):
Dude. Flatter.
Caleb Beaver (21:29):
Super cool dude.
Sevan Matossian (21:31):
Hey, but, uh, better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing than a long life spent in a miserable way.
Caleb Beaver (21:39):
You’re making your life pretty miserable right now. Respond to these comments there. Kelly D. Kelly d’s nuts.
Sevan Matossian (21:46):
Cool. You
Mattew Souza (21:48):
Could tell a lot by someone’s Instagram. Bio
Sevan Matossian (21:50):
Cool jeans, man. Cool jeans,
Caleb Beaver (21:52):
Dude. Oh, look, he’s got a Crown Royal shirt. How cool is that? And the ripped jeans come on. This guy doesn’t get cooler.
Mattew Souza (21:59):
As j would say, destroyed denim
Sevan Matossian (22:03):
<laugh>. Oh my God. Uh, this show’s burping has increased quite a bit lately. What’s the diet sub on? I
Caleb Beaver (22:11):
<laugh>. Truly.
Sevan Matossian (22:12):
You knew it was pri you knew it was private. Yeah.
Mattew Souza (22:17):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (22:18):
It’s his Medicare number. Oh shit.
Caleb Beaver (22:22):
<laugh>.
Mattew Souza (22:23):
What? The audrey’s icon photo there. I got a little, little thirst pit going
Mattew Souza (22:27):
On.
Sevan Matossian (22:29):
He, he’s on his white girl. Wasted diet again. Oh, Audrey, I wanted to tell you something about kids that swear, cuz my kids swear. And you said it was disgusting. I just wanted to address that.
Mattew Souza (22:40):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (22:40):
You know what I think is disgusting is, um, kids with iPhones, parents that put their kids in high tops.
Mattew Souza (22:51):
High
Sevan Matossian (22:51):
Tops. Uh, you just never take away your kid’s ankle flexion. Ever, ever, ever, ever.
Mattew Souza (22:56):
Oh, actually felt like a high top
Sevan Matossian (22:58):
Chair. No. Uh, the kids who, the, the, the, the, the parents who put their kids in, um, winter boots, those rubber things in California. I see that everywhere on playgrounds. Everywhere. They come up to almost, they come up to almost their knee. Reduce all their mobility. Turn your kid like, oh, I can’t wait to fucking make my kid look like a jackass on the playground and put ’em in these rubber boots.
Mattew Souza (23:21):
<laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (23:23):
Uh, kids that don’t say please and thank you. Kids that don’t make eye contact, kids that throw trash on the ground. Kids that are mean to other kids. Uh oh, here we go. I didn’t say disgusting. I don’t want them saying, fuck you, dad. Oh yeah. That there’s no, there’s no no. Fuck you dad.
Caleb Beaver (23:47):
Yeah. Ass whoop if they say
Sevan Matossian (23:48):
That. And, and, and not that my kids, well, my kids do swear a lot.
Mattew Souza (23:52):
Have even not like negative atte intent to like, like at somebody.
Sevan Matossian (23:57):
No, not really. But I hear the word douche or jackass. I hear the word douche and jackass, uh, quite a bit. Daily. Se uh, se did you guys use reusable diapers? No. What I, I did some calculation on diapers and cuz I was so cr obsessed with not having my kids sit in his own piss or shit. And I think at one point we were going through like 24 diapers a day cuz we had three kids in diapers. Damn. Yeah. That
Mattew Souza (24:29):
Get’s expensive.
Sevan Matossian (24:31):
I I was so rich then. Oh yeah. Not like now. He wouldn’t
Mattew Souza (24:35):
Even treat
Caleb Beaver (24:36):
He, did you see Patrick that day recently? He like went to the grocery store
Mattew Souza (24:40):
And I I was That’s so funny that you thought about that. I was just thinking that same exact thing.
Sevan Matossian (24:44):
Tell me, tell me, I was gonna
Mattew Souza (24:45):
Use it after the comments that we read for more content
Sevan Matossian (24:48):
<laugh>. And tell me, tell me real quick before,
Mattew Souza (24:50):
No, yeah, yeah, go ahead. It,
Caleb Beaver (24:52):
Um, so <inaudible> David, uh, he like went to Antonio Brown’s hometown. The guy that he had on the show that Antonio where
Sevan Matossian (24:59):
Brown. He’s crazy guy. The crazy guy.
Caleb Beaver (25:01):
Yeah. He was like belligerent essentially. I don’t, well maybe not belligerent, but he was crazy. He was crazy. And, uh, yeah, he just won a little nuts and he’s like, well, where are you from? And whatever. And he’s like, okay. So I guess he came up with the idea to go to Antonio Browns hometown and work as a bagger at, uh, what’s the re what’s it called? Some grocery store?
Sevan Matossian (25:20):
Yeah. Patrick. That David worked as a bagger there. Yeah.
Caleb Beaver (25:22):
Yes, dude. Yeah. Like sat at the edge at the end of the, of the checkout line with the bags and was just bagging people’s stuff.
Sevan Matossian (25:30):
Was he good at it? I’m so good at that.
Caleb Beaver (25:32):
Yeah. He, he was really good at it. And then what he did was, whenever he finished bagging everybody’s stuff, he goes, do you mind if I pay for your groceries? And then he paid for like, everybody’s groceries that day or however long he was there. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> there. He, and he was like, I’m paying for your groceries. Like, if you need diapers or you need whatever, like, go get some or I’ll go get some for you. And like he went over and grabbed like four fucking things of diapers and just threw ’em on the conveyor belt and bought ’em for these families. It was, it was insane. It was super cool.
Mattew Souza (26:01):
Yeah, it was really
Sevan Matossian (26:02):
Cool. And the diapers were expensive.
Caleb Beaver (26:04):
Oh, diapers are heavily expensive for sure.
Mattew Souza (26:06):
That’s funny that I could follow your thought line. And we had the same exact one from Savon talking about the doctors to PVD grabbing the, the diapers off the shelf to like him paying for everybody’s groceries. It’s
Caleb Beaver (26:17):
Funny. It was pretty wild.
Sevan Matossian (26:18):
Uh, did anyone catch the Rogan podcast with the guy discussing cobalt slave labor? I, I went, I, I went and looked at that. Uh, I went and looked at those mines online after I saw that clip on Instagram. I don’t know if it is slave labor cuz the, the average salary for those people a month at other jobs in the country that I saw it in. It was Zambia at that mine that at that cobalt. Mine was, um, uh, $60 a month and those guys were making $200 a month. Uh, SevOne Steven Bonner died. Crazy dude. How that is, that is crazy. It is so crazy that he died. How about the other guy who died in cancer, uh, uh, in Canada of cancer. The other U ffc fighter earlier this year. That’s, I think that’s the third U ffc fighter that’s died this year. All of
Caleb Beaver (27:02):
Rumble Johnson.
Sevan Matossian (27:04):
Say it again.
Caleb Beaver (27:05):
Rumble Rumble. John Anthony Johnson.
Sevan Matossian (27:07):
No, he died also. And then there was another guy who was like 35 who died and it was a cancer That’s so fucking rare. I looked up in the United States and only like four people had died of cancer. The cancer that he had under the age of 50, whatever that cancer was. And you know that there’s a type, there’s a lot of speculation about what the, uh, injection’s doing to people’s immune systems and that it’s, it’s
Caleb Beaver (27:29):
Elias Theora
Sevan Matossian (27:30):
Is that it’s causing, uh, cancer to skyrocket.
Mattew Souza (27:35):
Okay.
Sevan Matossian (27:36):
Um, uh, we get diapers are crazy. We get one to two boxes a month at Costco. 45 bucks.
Mattew Souza (27:47):
Oh, <laugh> my goodness.
Sevan Matossian (27:52):
Uh, my kids at home never wear shoes in the summer. Went outside. Yeah. It’s not, shoes are just, it’s just, it’s idiot shit. I love it when people walk up to my kids and they say, where are your shoes? They’re like, in the car,
Mattew Souza (28:05):
<laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (28:07):
This is why other countries laugh at us. Oh, she sunny sunflower. Oh my god. No, they laugh at us. Oh, nice. Thank you. No,
Mattew Souza (28:22):
She, she could say what she wants. <laugh>. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (28:26):
Nice bait. So many tards that don’t get humor or sar sarcasm. Well done sir. Tell me you don’t get a joke without telling me you don’t get a joke. Yeah.
Mattew Souza (28:35):
Cuz that guy said, tell me you don’t understand global warming. This dude. Yeah.
Caleb Beaver (28:39):
I love, that’s like the go-to response. Tell me you don’t understand something without telling me you don’t
Sevan Matossian (28:44):
Understand. But they, but they do get it. They just, they do get it. Tell me you don’t. Uh, okay, well now we have a record cold. So, which is it? Global warming. It’s just a scam for all sort of things. Yes. I’m sure you were joking for sure. Uh, a quick scroll through. My replies would indicate Yes, it wasn’t a joke. You must be fun at parties. Uh, was it really though? <laugh>, the planet’s unpredictable climate that constantly changes. Strikes again. Yeah. There you go. You must be fun at parties. Last time I heard that, I fell off my dinosaur.
Caleb Beaver (29:15):
Dude.
Mattew Souza (29:16):
<laugh>,
Sevan Matossian (29:17):
How many times will you laugh at your own jokes? Gotta be at least 100 in this thread alone.
Caleb Beaver (29:22):
I love that he keeps responding. This guy’s fantastic. He’s probably a great boyfriend. He just responds all the time.
Mattew Souza (29:29):
Yeah. <laugh>. Yes.
Sevan Matossian (29:31):
Um, that too was global warming, striking poor education strikes again. Oh, oh, <laugh>. Oh, let me rephrase that. Poor and die. Oh God. You don’t deserve to ride a motorcycle. You fucking do fall
Mattew Souza (29:49):
<laugh>. I, no, I actually, I hammered this dude pretty good. And his response was funny.
Sevan Matossian (29:55):
It’s peer reviewed. Uh, sorry. I thought you were one of those r.
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