#668 – Aaron Kyro

Sevan Matossian (00:01):

Would, Will you drink coffee before the class tonight?

Mattew Souza (00:04):

No, because then I’m back up early in the morning tomorrow,

Sevan Matossian (00:08):

Bam. We’re live. So in the middle of the show you’ll go back to CrossFit Livermore. Yeah. And how many kids will be there?

Mattew Souza (00:18):

Anywhere between 16 and like 22.

Sevan Matossian (00:21):

Oh my goodness. And you have to turn it on for them. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (00:25):


Sevan Matossian (00:26):


Mattew Souza (00:26):

Yeah. High energy, high patience.

Sevan Matossian (00:30):

Jody Lynn. Hi Stevan. Can you ask Aaron if there’s any value in thrash or magazines from 2006 to 2009? My son has stacks and stacks. I’m cleaning house.

Mattew Souza (00:40):


Sevan Matossian (00:40):

Great question. If you value and thrash or magazines?

Mattew Souza (00:47):

My mom ditched all mine.

Sevan Matossian (00:49):

Great question. It was amazing. Aaron is a friend. Aaron is married to a very close friend of mine’s friend. And so I was at the house the other day and it was actually a couple years ago. I said I wanted to get him on and she said, Oh he is cool. Reach out to him in the DMS and see if you can get him on. And I don’t know, year or two past year? Past, No, a year. The podcast hasn’t even been going for two years has it? Nope. So maybe a year past six months past. And she said, Hey, she was over here the other night. It was on her birthday, my friend Colette. And she said, Hey, did you get Aaron on? And I said, No, not yet. Having trouble getting in touch with him. And she goes, Oh, I’ll text him right now. And she text him and bam, four days later, here he is. Or some shit like that.

Mattew Souza (01:41):

Awesome. Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (01:44):

It stays like high school your whole life. I can’t wait to get outta high school when it’s no longer a popularity contest. No, sorry. Now they’ve changed the word. It’s called relationships. But you can call it what you want. You can call it what you want. Aaron is a girl’s name. I’ll put that in my notes too. Aaron

Mattew Souza (02:10):

Is a <laugh>. Guess that depends on the spelling.

Sevan Matossian (02:14):

Steven Plyler. Hi Travis Bellen. Housen Vindicate. Hi Jody. Jamie Lair. Elise car. Red Dow. The sh Nora Ek Speci bam. Alan Kestenbaum. Hi Agnes. Hol Bruce Wayne. God, what if we ever all got to meet each other? Wouldn’t that be nuts?

Mattew Souza (02:40):

You mean like some sort of live show at a place? Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (02:44):

God, I dread that. Oh my God. That would stress me out.

Mattew Souza (02:50):

It stressed me out during that meetup at the games.

Sevan Matossian (02:53):

Stephan, will you ask Aaron about Scientology? I will not. I will not.

Mattew Souza (02:58):

Is a Scientologist guy.

Sevan Matossian (03:00):

I have no idea. I do have a lot of friends who are Scientologists. Not as many as I have that are Christians.

Mattew Souza (03:10):


Sevan Matossian (03:10):

I do have a lot of friends. I was friends with them for a long time before I even knew that

Mattew Souza (03:16):

Undercover Scientologists.

Sevan Matossian (03:17):

A long time. I don’t know. I mean didn’t like you don’t know until

Mattew Souza (03:22):


Sevan Matossian (03:23):

Serbia loves you. I love Serbia. Oh, that’s cool. My goodness.

Mattew Souza (03:28):

He got some

Sevan Matossian (03:28):

Reach. I remember when your pres came on six months ago or a year ago and he was like, I could believe the TV set. Or I could believe my common sense. I’m going with my common sense <laugh> open the country. Yeah. I mean that guy is fucking brilliant. And your tennis dude. Jovi is a stud. What a fucking class act. I appreciate him. Seon podcast meetup at the ranch. It’s possible. I think it’s possible. That’s kind of off the beaten path though. Devesh is gonna have a serious hard time. I saw him

Mattew Souza (04:05):

Hypothetically. Where would you have it

Sevan Matossian (04:07):

At? Devesh. My house. Just <laugh> 11 miles up the road from the ranch. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (04:15):

Are there big

Sevan Matossian (04:16):

Cuts? That is a good question. I don’t know. Where do you think?

Mattew Souza (04:22):

Yeah, I don’t know. Way to reverse the question. I didn’t even have anything planned

Sevan Matossian (04:26):

It. It might be good to time it with some other big event. So people could kill two birds with one stone. Like the games or something

Mattew Souza (04:33):

Like a <inaudible> that gave us some love and we got a stage or something.

Sevan Matossian (04:37):

He, he’s in Scientology. Yeah. Watch braille for years. He doesn’t talk about it much. But threw me off when I found out I had a flat earth on here the other day. I really liked him. <laugh>. I’m open. I’m

Mattew Souza (04:51):

Open. There’s a lot of labels being thrown around today. A

Sevan Matossian (04:53):

Lot of labels. I’m open. I’m open, I’m open. I saw this video today that Matt Walsh put up.

Mattew Souza (05:01):

He was on Rogan recently.

Sevan Matossian (05:03):

Yeah. It’s a video of two cops putting handcuffs on a guy. And Matt Walsh is calling for them to be fired. And the comments are just hating on the cops. And it just made me really not like Mashal Matt Walsh. You don’t, don’t know the situation at all. You don’t know if there’s kids nearby. You don’t know the history of this guy. The cops suspected that he might have a gun in his pocket and they asked him to show what he had in his pocket and the guy pushes back and then eventually it doesn’t get too confrontational. But the guy’s just being an asshole. Right?

Mattew Souza (05:40):


Sevan Matossian (05:41):

So the cops handcuff him and that’s all you see in the video. You don’t know what happens. You don’t know if he gets res. And it’s just a list of fucking comments. And thank God it’s three white people. But it’s just a list of fucking comments of people hating on the cops and that that’s the problem in my mind. I, I’m on the totally other side of the fence. I’m on the side of the fence that, Do you wanna pull up the video? The Instagram video?

Mattew Souza (06:03):

Yeah. Is it on

Sevan Matossian (06:04):

The show? I think it’s on Matt Walsh’s Instagram. No, no it’s not. Sorry.

Mattew Souza (06:07):

Oh, okay.

Sevan Matossian (06:09):

I’m on to on. Totally. I believe that there’s a partnership there and demanding for the firing of these cops. What if these are two 20 year veterans?

Mattew Souza (06:19):

Yeah, I mean there’s just never enough contacts in those videos either.

Sevan Matossian (06:25):

Sevan is pivoting to the left <laugh> desperate to breach that 20 K barrier. <laugh>. No, no. I’m not pivoting to the le Well, okay, fine. I think this guy’s pivoting to the left. It’s this one down here. Look at it’s called man. It’s it’s navigational man. It’s a navigational aid. Go ahead and play. Yeah, give me a seat. Here we go. People. So it’s a guy. It’s a guy just walking down the street with his jacket.

Speaker 3 (06:51):

What’s this in your back pocket? I saw you walking at

Speaker 4 (06:56):

A navigational aid. What’s the problem? You retire will

Speaker 3 (06:59):

Be. Yeah. I’m actually, What’s your name and date of birth?

Speaker 4 (07:02):

I don’t have to give that unless

Speaker 3 (07:03):

I Yes sir. I was investigating

Speaker 4 (07:04):

You. Reasonable.

Speaker 3 (07:05):

Do you want me to put you in handcuff right now? Yes sir,

Sevan Matossian (07:08):

I do. Okay, pause. What

Speaker 4 (07:09):

Is your suspicion?

Sevan Matossian (07:10):

So she comes back with that quip? Yes, I am a tyrant. She just suspects he has a gun. If I take her at her word at face value, this is like a serious situation. Now all I picture is me driving by there in my car with my three kids. If a cop thought that I might have a gun, I would. I would. So I would so acquiesce. It’s nothing to me. They’re just doing their job. If I’m at the pool and there’s a bush there and it’s that season that bush is flowering and there’s bees fucking everywhere, <laugh>, they don’t come out with the can of raid and spray down the fucking bush and say, Well I paid $6 to come into this public swimming pool. And so these bees have to die. How about fuck off?

Mattew Souza (08:00):

Yeah, but did she, Cause technically if you’re walking down the street and a cop does ask you that and there’s no reason for the payment. She

Sevan Matossian (08:09):

Says that she thinks he has a gun.

Mattew Souza (08:11):

Oh, did she say that? I thought she said you got something in your back pocket

Sevan Matossian (08:14):

There. Okay, keep going. Keep going. Okay. Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:20):

It looks like you’re carrying a governor. Your back pocket. I’m stopping to make sure you’re carrying it properly. You

Speaker 4 (08:24):

Don’t have you ensure that it’s not Pause,

Sevan Matossian (08:26):

Pause, pause. Okay Jeff, Beko, this is the problem with people. They just read into things. Sevan is against Second Amendment. You heard it first here folks. No, I’m totally fine with it. She says she wants to make sure he is carrying it properly.

Mattew Souza (08:43):

Yeah. You know, notice how that my judgment changed because I was like, well no, she technically didn’t say it. And then we played the rest of the video and it played out exactly how it was supposed to for now her, him to be detained lawfully,

Sevan Matossian (08:54):


Mattew Souza (08:55):

Yeah. Okay. Keep going.

Sevan Matossian (08:57):

Yep. My bad.

Speaker 3 (09:00):

No, you keep turning. So I can’t see it. You don’t have to be to

Sevan Matossian (09:03):

Me. Yeah, well you’re being one. You don’t have to be dick to me and say, he says you’re being one to me. Okay. And she was not being addict to him. She was not being addict to him. First of all, she’s the fucking cop. That doesn’t mean you bow down to her. That means she’s working. Yeah, she’s working the streets. Why can’t you just give him or her just a little bit of fucking leniency in the fact that they’re just doing their job and give them the benefit of the doubt that they’re, they’re trying to keep the streets safe. What about this? Oh yes. Yes ma’am. I’m gonna turn around slowly. It’s just my walking cane. I appreciate you for keeping the street safe. What about that

Mattew Souza (09:43):

Much better outcome in that scenario?

Sevan Matossian (09:45):

What about that? And thank you ma’am for keeping the street safe. Can I get your phone number? You got a nice rack on you, <laugh>?

Mattew Souza (09:55):

Probably not that

Sevan Matossian (09:56):

I can see a rack through your bulletproof vest. <laugh>. Okay, let’s go on

Speaker 4 (10:02):

To me.

Speaker 3 (10:03):

No sir. I’m doing

Speaker 4 (10:04):

The job. Am I detained?

Speaker 3 (10:05):

Yeah, you are. What’s your name and date of

Speaker 4 (10:07):

Birth? It doesnt not matter.

Speaker 3 (10:08):

Yes sir,

Speaker 4 (10:08):

It does. Do you have a crime?

Speaker 3 (10:10):

What do you like me? He’s right here.

Speaker 4 (10:13):


Speaker 3 (10:15):

Don’t you

Speaker 4 (10:19):

Walk stick And it could look like a weapon. And she asked you to really understand this. Okay, now she’s asking me for to id. Okay. I don’t need the ID unless there’s reasonable articulated suspicion and that I had committed a crime and committing a crime. Stopped to do a crime, sir. And her suspicion was that you were armed. Okay. And she’s asking you for your id. Well now she is verified that I am not on. Okay, so there is no you have your ID or not? I do have my id but you don’t need it. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (10:50):

Okay. Pause. So at this point they could have easily let him go at this point. They could have easily let him go. Okay. It’s a stick. They could have just let him go.

Mattew Souza (11:00):

Well, they still haven’t searched him. So if there is some sort of somebody that, that witnessed him with the gun, even though they maybe mistaken it in the back pocket, he could still have one.

Sevan Matossian (11:09):

Fair enough. Fair enough. Okay. It does not look like a police state. Not in the slightest <laugh>.

Mattew Souza (11:16):

No, not even. I mean he started off by being rude to her right off the bat. He was confrontational.

Sevan Matossian (11:23):

Aaron Cairo is coming on. Ladies and gentlemen. He is coming on. Oh yeah. Him and Danielle, Brandon are coming on <laugh>. Okay, go ahead. Action

Speaker 3 (11:39):


Sevan Matossian (11:40):

Okay. Pause. Sometimes these cop videos are taken out of context, but in this case they literally just had arrested a guy. You dick, fuck. We don’t even know if he, they arrested him. Dumb shit. Matt Walsh. These officers need to be fired immediately. No excuse for this. Oh really? They need to be fired because they pulled over a guy who was cantankerous. For all they know they smell alcohol on his breath.

Mattew Souza (12:06):


Sevan Matossian (12:08):

Really? They should be arrested themselves when there’s a total clear cut case of abuse of power. No, dude, you’re a fucking abusing your fucking power. And you’re spending your, you’re spending your moral equity. I just tried that out. Precise. That’s like this. We thank you like this. We need to make an example out of our offenders. Oh my God. This dude is, This dude has swung so far to the fucking, what is wrong with Matt Wash? Also, Has the woman cop ever seen a gun before and now he’s just, now this is just, Oh, that’s ridiculous.

Mattew Souza (12:44):

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That’s ridiculous.

Sevan Matossian (12:48):

How in the world did she make a mistake as a walking stick for a firearm? You are a fucking ding dong. What kind of firearm did she think he was carrying?

Mattew Souza (12:56):

<laugh>. He doesn’t even have all the information that the officers have. How would he even, you know what I mean? There could be a whole context behind it. Somebody called, identified him, saw him earlier. He was acting irate. There’s so much information that we don’t have.

Sevan Matossian (13:11):

Putting handcuffs on someone doesn’t not mean arrest. I put plenty of people in handcuffs simply to make sit situations safe. Yeah,

Mattew Souza (13:17):

Exactly. That’s for of officer safety until they could search him, figure out what’s going on and maybe let him calm down a little bit.

Sevan Matossian (13:23):

Elise car riddel. Brandon, your wife doesn’t count. Fair. Fair.

Mattew Souza (13:28):


Sevan Matossian (13:29):

Guys in the poor old man just minding his own business and getting harassed by polices.

Mattew Souza (13:33):

I don’t see it that way. How’d you Poor

Sevan Matossian (13:35):

Old. Hey. And do you see that too? Do you see that too? That’s how liberals think. By the way, that’s how I was raised. If you have a house cleaner, it’s like, oh, that poor Mexican lady <laugh>. But this is because he is old. So Jeff puts the word poor in there. Poor old man. Like you’re better <laugh> like you’re Jeff, you’re, you need to be on this show. I should pay you. So you just throw up the alley. Whoops, Allie. Whoops.

Mattew Souza (13:58):

Also too, if you go to the beginning, she started nicely. Hi there, can I talk to you for a moment? Like she was there wasn’t, no, there was no aggression on her part. And then he made it confrontational immediately.

Sevan Matossian (14:09):

This is a good comment. Acid roads. But cops didn’t see anything wrong or suspicious happening in all of 2020 riots.

Mattew Souza (14:15):

<laugh>. You’re never gonna please him.

Sevan Matossian (14:21):

I think if he was a poor old man too. Fair enough.

Mattew Souza (14:24):


Sevan Matossian (14:26):

Scroll down. Scroll down just a little bit. The guy’s actually legally blind and that’s his walking stick. Tampa, Florida. Two deputies in Columbia County are under investigation after they arrested a blind man for carry a walking stick, they believed to be a gun body. Cam video showed the encounter between James Hodge and the two deputies on Halloween as they approached him on suspicion he was armed. Hodge said he was out walking earlier that morning to get to jury duty, but it was canceled. The Columbia County Sheriff’s Office said it was aware the incident and that the Sheriff Mark Hunter was troubled. After watching the video, the sheriff’s office launched an administrative investigation into the incident on November 3rd. Well, I would like to know what he was arrested for.

Mattew Souza (15:02):

<affirmative>, maybe priors.

Sevan Matossian (15:06):

If police violations are sustained at the conclusion of that investigation, appropriate action will be taken. Well we understand the frustration, the concern associated with this event. Please know we are working to resolve this matter as quickly as possible. I mean, to keep going. Keep scrolling down. Fair enough. Way out. Way out of line on the police

Mattew Souza (15:24):


Sevan Matossian (15:25):

Part. <laugh> and the guy had every right to be irritated and snarky. Not way out of line. And of course he had the right to be irritated and snarky. Of course he did. What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Yeah. When she realized it was just a walking stick and the other officer did as well. They should have it should have been the end of it. Okay sir. We just wanted to make sure it wasn’t a weapon. Thank you. Clarify. I agree. I agree.

Mattew Souza (15:50):

You could have stopped there.

Sevan Matossian (15:51):

Lawsuit. Great. Good, good one. Dave.

Mattew Souza (15:57):

I put the American flag in there too.

Sevan Matossian (16:01):

I saw this. And hope he gets the justice. He deserves what he fucking has to put his hand out and have it slapped with the ruler for talking to police officers. That way

Mattew Souza (16:13):

Cops like these make it hard for good cops out there. <laugh>, get a little carried away with it, huh?

Sevan Matossian (16:21):

I just, it’s don’t know what Matt Walsh is doing. It’s so disappointing. Seon, did you work as the person recording the side effects of medicine for commercials? Talking in speed. I need to, Oh, okay. Sorry. Settle down. I get wound up. I know. That’s a good observation. I appreciate the feedback. I was actually thinking about trying to talk slower.

Mattew Souza (16:46):

I like the

Sevan Matossian (16:46):

Energy. I’m competing with Andrew Hiller. Look at this. Look at number one on our live column notes. I watched this video like 10 times. I don’t wanna tell you that this video aroused me.

Mattew Souza (17:01):

This is a old one and it’s like recently started repopulating again.

Sevan Matossian (17:05):

Oh, you saw this before?

Mattew Souza (17:06):

I’ve seen this a long time ago. Yeah, but I did recently started seeing it

Sevan Matossian (17:09):

Again. I don’t wanna say I was aroused by it cuz that would be too far. But I, it’s fascinating to me. I mean, I, I’m moved by it somehow. Maybe not in my pants directly, but I’m, I’m definitely moved by it. Okay, what’s the title of the what’s it say up at the top? No. Can you scroll down in the com? Okay. You’ve made it when? Okay, here we go. The Wonder Woman one is crazy here. We

Mattew Souza (17:46):

Goe the music

Sevan Matossian (17:48):

Save. So, So see how she bit her lip?

Speaker 5 (17:51):

Do this baby. It’s better this way. We each other with the things we

Sevan Matossian (17:59):

Say. Oh, you better turn the music off. We’re fucked. Okay, here we go. This lip biting thing. Is that really a tell If Aaron Cairo comes on and I go

Mattew Souza (18:19):

<laugh>. I mean I think it is. Look at it’s more than just like a lip biting. That’s, that’s a whole demeanor there.

Sevan Matossian (18:30):

Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman. Looks like she’s about to explode. Look at her.

Mattew Souza (18:34):

Then she snaps out of it. Oh

Sevan Matossian (18:36):

Yeah. Okay. Gather you your shit.

Mattew Souza (18:39):

<laugh>. Yeah, that’s definitely flirtatious.

Sevan Matossian (18:46):

So good. Aaron Cairo Braille is to skateboarding with buttery bros. Arch to CrossFit. In my opinion, I’m a fan of both. But there are subsets of both communities that don’t like their vanilla approach. Curious how Aaron feels. Well maybe I should show you this then. Will you pull up Aaron Cairo’s most recent post

Mattew Souza (19:10):


Sevan Matossian (19:10):

Let’s see what you think about this one. Mr. Jack Sutherland.

Mattew Souza (19:16):

One sec.

Sevan Matossian (19:17):

I don’t, I think he brings a lot of energy to it. And his goal is for introduction to skateboarding. His goal is to make skateboarding the largest sport in the world. Largest sport in the world. Oh no. Is that brail or is that Aaron’s?

Mattew Souza (19:33):

No, it’s his. I think it’s this one.

Sevan Matossian (19:42):

Oh, okay. Maybe. Does that work? This

Mattew Souza (19:44):

One is the audio overlay.

Sevan Matossian (19:46):

Okay. Yeah. Will you push play? Listen to this. This caught me so off guard. Listen to this

Speaker 6 (19:51):

Bob. And you called me crazy. I started a business and you said it was stupid and that business, it went under and you said, I told you so. I started another one and you said some people just never learn. But that business took off and now you are coming after me because of my privilege. But maybe you’re right. Maybe I am privileged. Cause if I was born with your attitude, I never would’ve made it either. I quit my job and

Sevan Matossian (20:29):

Let’s hear. Listen one more time. Listen one more time. I quit my job. Listen to this.

Speaker 6 (20:32):

And you called me crazy. I started a business and you said it was stupid. And that business, it went under. And you said, I told you so I started another one and you said, some people just learn. But that business took off and now you are coming after me because of my privilege. But maybe you’re right. Maybe I am privileged. Cause if I was born with your attitude, I never would’ve made it either.

Sevan Matossian (21:08):

There’s nothing vanilla about that at all. I’m dying Chevy. I’m dying. Damn Chevy. Get out from under your rock.

Mattew Souza (21:21):

So you’re referring to maybe like a live shell.

Sevan Matossian (21:24):

Oh no. Or maybe because the lip bite cuz I didn’t, didn’t know the lip bite meant.

Mattew Souza (21:29):

Yeah, you’re probably correct.

Sevan Matossian (21:31):

Wonder Woman is so hot. Yeah, really. She really is outta control here. We Kenneth Women are so powerful. If I bite my, let people think I’m about to fart. Yeah, women are so it’s crazy. Yeah, that is dope, right? That is dope. Yeah. Who is he talking to? Yeah, who is he talking to? It’s a great question. I didn’t expect to see that on his feed at all. At all. What time are you leaving?

Mattew Souza (22:09):


Sevan Matossian (22:16):

Number two, Freedom of speech. We’ll just go through a little bit of the live call and show while we wait for Mr. Aaron to show up. No, no, no. Hate on Aaron. He gave me plenty and plenty and plenty of warning. Jason Whitlock. You all think they’re silencing Kyrie over a tweet about a boring, confusing documentary. Kyrie’s being silenced to let all the other bought and paid for Negroes know they’re not allowed to think for themselves. Sharing Alex Jones and refusing the vax are the real problem. And this is just the lack of freedom of speech. We have to stop. We have to, to let people talk.

Mattew Souza (23:05):

You think Elon’s gonna do it?

Sevan Matossian (23:08):

Did you see they asked Biden about that today? If Elon needs investigating,

Mattew Souza (23:13):

Really? What is that? What did he, did he even know what the answer the question was?

Sevan Matossian (23:17):

He actually answered it. He said it needs to be looked at. I’m not saying it needs to be investigated, it needs to be looked at. So number four, deadlift. Look at this one. These are three deadlifts I saw pop into my feed this week. I would like to share them all with you. The final one we’re going to see is a listener of the show, watcher of the show. And I would consider ’em a friend. Okay, This one’s called Pull It no matter what. Do

Mattew Souza (23:43):

We need volume for these or is it gonna be that’ll

Sevan Matossian (23:46):

I don’t know. No. Either way. Sure. I don’t know.

Mattew Souza (23:49):

Okay, Roger. If it plays music, I’ll go

Sevan Matossian (23:58):

Deadlift 1 35. That’s amazing, right? I’ve seen a lot of weird deadlift shit. I never seen anyone spit like that.

Mattew Souza (24:10):

Yeah, she’s definitely thrown up there. I don’t know if that, That’s a little more than spit

Speaker 7 (24:15):


Sevan Matossian (24:17):

How incredible is it that Federman won Pennsylvania? Hey, I read in the comments, it only makes common sense. So if you have common sense, Bruce, then you would understand that. Number two, deadlift. Number two. Number two. Here we go. Oh shit. I opened a text. I didn’t open

Speaker 7 (24:58):


Sevan Matossian (25:01):


Mattew Souza (25:03):

Yeah, that’s a little aggressive there. I think they were, That was a weird joke or something. I don’t know. That’s a good way to tweak your back.

Sevan Matossian (25:11):

So that’s a, I’ve never seen that, by the way, that’s a trap bar. That’s like on a Smith machine style track. Have you ever seen that?

Mattew Souza (25:18):

No, I haven’t.

Sevan Matossian (25:22):

I I’ve never ever seen that.

Mattew Souza (25:24):

Yeah, it’s like a why, just so you never learn how to deadlift properly

Sevan Matossian (25:32):

The appropriate way to use a trap bar. All right, <laugh>, watch one more time. Can we get audio again?

Mattew Souza (25:37):


Sevan Matossian (25:43):

Oh, the jus help em lifted. I didn’t even notice that the first time. Let’s hear what the guy says. Hold on, keep it going. I wanna hear what the dad. Oh. Oh, it’s Russian training. All right, now it makes sense. I

Mattew Souza (26:03):

Was gonna say it all makes sense now.

Sevan Matossian (26:05):

<laugh> Mason, Mitchell, Some special people out there. Yeah, this is a trap bar plus Ms. Smith machine equals retarded. The sorry, the R word. Bring up Brian Shaw’s latest YouTube video 37. We need your opinion on what they are lifting. Okay, hold on. Let’s watch this last deadlift in this. And this is our own Jeffrey Birchfield. I think he’s a neurobiology professor at some college. And CrossFitter five Hune.

Mattew Souza (26:43):

Sorry, we can’t do the cool music.

Sevan Matossian (26:45):

500 pounds. This is Savage. Oh, wait a second. Wait, let’s watch that again. Let’s watch that again. He’s pretty pumped. Let’s watch that again. There was a skip almost like it wasn’t real

Mattew Souza (27:05):

<laugh>. Like it wasn’t real.

Sevan Matossian (27:08):

You’re gonna have to fact check this. I have to fact check this. Did you see how it, like it missed and

Mattew Souza (27:15):

Yeah. You see it’s, It’s doing it right now. That’s not my computer. That’s the edit on the clip.

Sevan Matossian (27:20):

Oh no. Jeff.

Mattew Souza (27:22):

Jeff. We’re gonna do

Sevan Matossian (27:22):

The rep. Oh no, Jeff. Jeff. We’re gonna

Mattew Souza (27:24):

Do No rep.

Sevan Matossian (27:25):

No rep. No rep. Fake. Yes. Fake as shit. Oh my God, Jeff. Oh

Mattew Souza (27:31):

Shit. Oh, we’re gonna be the raw footage. Oh,

Sevan Matossian (27:36):

Oh my goodness.

Mattew Souza (27:37):

Upload it. Almost get the YouTube and send us the link.

Sevan Matossian (27:41):

You all see Thor drops 700 pounds on himself back squatting.

Mattew Souza (27:44):


Sevan Matossian (27:45):

No. Seven. I will send you the video. Ah, there he is. <laugh>. Send it to me. Send it to me. Then I’m gonna send it over to my lab at Hiller. Fit for authentication. What’s that called? The When Police Forensics for forensics.

Mattew Souza (28:07):

Forensics to get it verified.

Sevan Matossian (28:09):

Kenneth, don’t talk shit about Jeff. Too late. Too late. Too late. You’re three minutes too late. Oh my goodness, Jeffrey. Send that shit over. My goodness. Hey and Jeff, whoever edited that for you, just fucking gut punch them. Just be like, just walk up and

Mattew Souza (28:25):

It’s on YouTube.

Sevan Matossian (28:29):

Yeah, I agree. Bryce the bar teleport until proven otherwise. And for all I know there were some, he had some people lifting it on the ends. Couldn’t see it in that little section. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeffrey’s good at making fucking fake videos. Deadlifting videos. That’s what he is good

Mattew Souza (28:46):

At. Reminds me that dude that did one round of that thruster double under, then looped it. <laugh>. You remember that? <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (28:54):

Elise car rid, Do Chevon. Let’s see you deadlift 500 pounds. Okay, well if, Let me frame it like that and invite over a couple of my buddies and I’ll, And you know what I’m gonna do 5 0 5. How about that? Look at all these fucking lovers of Jeffrey Birchfield coming to his defense. That’s

Mattew Souza (29:11):


Sevan Matossian (29:12):

Jody Lynn Jeffrey’s. Awesome. Great lift.

Mattew Souza (29:15):

Yep. All everybody

Sevan Matossian (29:17):

Good stuff. Jeffrey Kaon. Joiner. Okay. Oh, here we go. Oh, waiting on seven’s. 100 pound dumbbells. N Oh, hey. Hey. I got my shield up. You keep those rocks. Keep throwing those rocks.

Mattew Souza (29:36):

We got the 70 on the way. It’s only a matter of time.

Sevan Matossian (29:38):

Yeah, it’s only, I did order a 70. It’s on the way Magnus home Grn 38 12. Sorry for saying the wrong timestamp on the Brian Shaw video. No problem. Can someone just put the link in the chat and we’ll grab it? Play for everyone? Or let me see what his most recent video and what exactly are we? Yeah, do I just type in Brian.

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