#649 – Live Call In Show

Sevan Matossian (00:01):

Bam. We’re live. Is it commercial uploaded?

Mattew Souza (00:06):

It is

Sevan Matossian (00:07):

Pee Break in place.

Mattew Souza (00:09):

Let me double check. We’re set. He’s up to you right now.

Sevan Matossian (00:13):

Who was that? Justin CO’s wife. Who, who, who text us? Mm-hmm.

Mattew Souza (00:18):


Sevan Matossian (00:19):

Talk about Thoughtful. Talk about Thoughtful. What’s her name? Yeah,

Mattew Souza (00:23):

Ashley, I think, Oh, I hope I didn’t screw that up by just shooting off the hip.

Sevan Matossian (00:28):

Uh, Underdog Ath Underdogs Athletics, where Ricky Goard, uh, gets his training periodically, pops in throughout the year, uh, and trains with Justin Cotler and the, um, and, and, you know, the former home of, uh, Bethany Shad Burn. Gary Pierce. Danielle, Brandon, uh, Degos. Uh, did, did Anna Greer ever end up going there?

Mattew Souza (00:55):

No. I think she’s in Florida now.

Sevan Matossian (00:57):

Annika Greer. Um, anyway, uh, so that’s where Ricky, that’s Ricky’s home base. That’s his team. And I guess, um, they knew that he was coming on the show today and they saw that, um, he was having some airline issues and she was kind enough to hit the podcast up. Give us a heads up. Hashtag. Crazy thoughtful.

Mattew Souza (01:16):

Yeah. Thank you, Ashley.

Sevan Matossian (01:17):

Thank God some people have the confidence and wherewithal to swerve out of their lane and go the extra mile. Yeah, That was super cool. It is, it is crazy. Oh, I was gonna jerk myself off. It’s too early in the show to do that. Uh, we had, uh, we had Jared Grayville on this morning to talk about the Zello games. I’m more confused than ever, but <laugh>, um, I will say this about it. Um, the event, what I learned today, and I, when he said it, I know he is explained it to me several times. Um, and I was glad he who was patient and, and to explain it to me again. But the, they’re gonna announce the workouts, then they’re gonna have the event. And the event isn’t, um, like the, the culmination or the climax to crown the champion. The event is at the beginning. So you can see bad asses do the workout, and then you can jump in and there’s 11 classes. And we will be trying to cover that event, and it will be experimental. And even if it’s a shit show, um, excuse me, you will love it. And it’ll be fun because Brian will have a meltdown and we’ll all get to see it.

Mattew Souza (02:18):


Sevan Matossian (02:19):



Victor? Thank you. I’m trying to crush it, you know, uh, uh, I called Susan, I said, Hey, I got tons of live calling notes. And he goes, Let’s do it. And I go, Do you think we should do it? He goes, I’m not weighing in. I go, You ready? He’s all fucking ready. I said, All right, I’m fucking ready too. Let’s rock and roll. I don’t think we’re gonna get to a live calling show for at least four or five, six days. I panic when there’s no live calling shows lined up because my notes just keep building and building. Also, uh, after the last live calling show, Matt Suza, um, pulled me aside by my ear and said, Hey, that one was a little dark little. I don’t know if you used the word dark. What? Do you remember what word you used?

Mattew Souza (02:56):

I, I just said, you know, every time we have a heavy, uh, topic or two, we gotta mix some comedy in there. A little heavy. That’s

Sevan Matossian (03:02):

All. Yeah. So we had the show with the, with the, with the lady screaming at the kids. And like, that was the first time I saw people in the comments go, I’m out. <laugh>.

Mattew Souza (03:10):

They’ve been, topics have been heavy.

Sevan Matossian (03:13):

And thank you. Uh, I love the shirt too. Oh, you know what else I love, but we’ll get to that in a minute. My hard copy has arrived. Our very own hiding crew. Yep.

Mattew Souza (03:23):

Holy smokes. Awesome.

Sevan Matossian (03:25):

And, um, and, uh, so, so then we did that show. And then the next show, you know, I I just get on my high horse and I, I just freak out about, um, I start obsessing on, uh, sexualization of kids. The, the, the, basically this, I don’t know any other way to put it, but this fascist movement, um, being driven by the left to just convince people that they’re doing the right thing in, in the name of hurting people. Like it somehow helps pushing racism, the hatreds towards just people. All the different people out there. The delusion of gender. So I kind of get crazy Content has been crazy. Good, good. Today. Killing it. Jason, Thank you. I, um, I appreciate the, the, the, the Canadian, uh, loot, uh, tremendously. I appreciate all the money you guys have donated tremendously. It really, really does help.


It, it really, really, really does help you guys. Um, yeah, I I I, I don’t want to go into details cause I want you guys to think I’m a super baller, but, um, it, uh, it really does. You, you guys, uh, everyone’s been very generous and, uh, the support from, just, from the locals that hang out here, Bruce Wayne, Jamie La Jamie Latir, uh, Miss Redow, Ken, uh, Walters, Kenneth Dap. I don’t see him in here now. Shame on him. He better be doing burpees. Um, <laugh>. Uh, oh, I see, I see, I see a, a new dude in here. I don’t have I seen you before. Aden. Macau, uh, awesome. You, you guys are dope.


I just caught up last night watching six hours plus crying for two more after Kim’s show, and now six more hours behind it looks like from today. Uh, yeah. Today was wild ride. Yes. I, I got pretty fired up that, uh, Ariel Rich and um, uh, Nick Matthew came on and there was a comment today, I cannot believe how masculine rich is, uh, from Jeff Beko. And that kind of made my day. I’m gonna give that the comment of the week. <laugh>, he kind of transcends even masculinity. I’m looking at, I’m looking at our numbers. The numbers are off the hook. Oh, I’m gonna turn a monetization on for Ricky Gerard while I’m here. Oh, I’m gonna turn it off for the live calling show while I’m here. Oh,

Mattew Souza (05:40):

Boy. What a mess.

Sevan Matossian (05:44):

12 likes already. Thank you. And, uh, we are off to the races. This is gonna be wild show. Some of you who maybe were turning in for games stuff and, uh, have not heard the live calling show before. Brace Yourself, <laugh>. Uh, we, this is show is not for the, um, this is for the enlightened un offendable love bugs of the world. I’ll pull up my draft of today’s notes. I got my 32 pages here. Holy cow. Burning through paper like crazy. You got a book going now? I do. Uh, and, and Heidi, I wanna tell you, You, you have inspired me. You have inspired me. You have truly inspired me. We will get to that Q Jeff finally caught alive. Awesome. Glad you’re here. Okay. Uh, let’s go with, um, number 12. Number 12, I swear I tried to play. So listen, if this show does not have a lot of comment in it, that means I’m just like, like I’m one of those people who just can’t, like, um, I’m like one of those people that eat seven donuts, and you’re like, How many you eat? I’m like one. Like, I just, I I don’t have the, uh, just ignore it. <laugh>, Yeah. Mike of the sauce. Oh, Mike Sour. Mike the sour. Um, okay, is that Mike? Uh, here we go. And, um, here we go. Echo,


I just, just preemptive echo attack, preemptive echo attack.

Speaker 3 (07:26):

If money stop you from speaking from your heart, you’re not a, you’re not a real man. You part man, part puppet. If you got something on your heart that you feel right, but you can’t say it because you think somebody going harness you, whatever you got going in some kinda way. But that’s not a real man.

Sevan Matossian (07:50):

I, I’m struggling with this. What this guy is saying is that if you have something on your heart and you don’t express that, you’re not a real man. I’m surrounded by a lot of people who are really close to me. Uh, all people that I think you guys know, who know the truth, they know what’s going on, uh, in so many ways, and they’re avoiding talking about it so that they don’t get kicked off of platforms. And I’m, I’m, I’m processing it, you know, I go back and forth that you guys have heard it before. Are you, uh, an accomplice or are you a victim? And, you know, the dogmatic side to me is like, Hey, you’re a victor. You’re, you’re an accomplice because, um, you, you can’t blame other people. Uh, but, uh, I I, it’s hard. It’s hard. I have really close friends.


Um, you know, the, the, the schooling thing is just a perfect example of just the, my friends who I know who know are still continuing to send their kids to schools where they’re, where they’re being indoctrinated, sexualized and taught to hate people based on the color of their skin. It’s, uh, it’s, um, it, yeah, it’s, it’s a trip. It’s a trip. But, but, but I, but I wanted to give you that guy’s, that guy’s basically saying like, if you have something heavy on your heart, um, Waitson, do you know who that guy is? Oh, the guy’s saying that? No, but, but the guy whose Instagram account that’s on, why is he some famous rapper or something? Racist. Racist basketball player. Racist. Racist. Um, uh, the guy who, the, the, that’s a rapper whose Instagram account that is. And I think that guy’s coming on the show November 3rd.

Mattew Souza (09:30):


Sevan Matossian (09:30):

Yep. Who is that? Bam. Do we know who that You wanna tell me? Will you pull that up again and see if there’s a link to who that artist is? He’s a rapper. Bruce Wayne says he’s a rapper. I could tell by his vernacular,

Mattew Souza (09:40):

By his, There’s not a, nothing’s tagged and it doesn’t seem like there’s anything obvious to who that is, but he is on Drink Tramps. That’s, that’s Drink Tramps podcast. So he’s, so he’s a rapper.

Sevan Matossian (09:51):

Yeah. Bruce Bryson is coming on. Uh, but that wasn’t Bryson who was talking. Oh,

Mattew Souza (09:56):

Here you,

Sevan Matossian (09:57):

No, that wasn’t Bryson who was talking?

Mattew Souza (09:59):


Sevan Matossian (10:02):

Uh, boozy. Oh, boozy, boozy badass. I don’t, I don’t know. Oh, he did get banned from ig. Well, shit, good on him. Well, there you go. So he’s, he’s already been banned. He, so he’s in the same camp as me. You know what’s funny is two years ago, I would tell people in my circle who, that I was getting shadow banned. And, and behind my back there was like a group of my homies who were like, Hey, someone’s losing his shit. Like he’s gone off the deep end. Cuz they thought I was making that up. They thought Shadow band was fake. And now anyone, you know, now 20 of you, and it’s fine. I’m not complaining about this at all, but 20 of you day a day, send me a picture of how you tried to tag me and you couldn’t. So, Oh, Kenneth Dap. I said hi to you before you were here. Bam. Okay. Uh, number 13, I don’t know what politician this is, I apologize. Maybe, maybe, uh, Susan will tell us. Um, but, uh, uh, here, here we go about hun, our friend Hunter Biden and Joe Biden.

Mattew Souza (11:03):

Echo. Echo.

Speaker 4 (11:06):

You mean to tell me that Joe Biden, who was then for, was a former vice president of the United States, then candidate for the presidency of the United States. Now president of the United States had no idea that his son was engaged in the sale of a cobalt mine to a Chinese company at the same time when the centerpiece of Joe Biden’s energy policy is electric cars in the United States and more green technology. I mean, come on folks. That is just crazy. Hunter Biden was readily involved in the transactions dealing with Chinese companies for a mineral that is critical to the Democrat agenda Respect with respect to the Green Newton. If Congress should not investigate what’s going between Hunter Biden and Joe Biden, then I don’t even know what we’re doing here, folks. Might as well just wait until the midterms are over. I yield back.

Sevan Matossian (11:59):

I, I, I wanna I wanna point something out. No one is denying this. They’re just not covering it. No one is denying this.


It is crazy. I also, uh, recommend you read the book, uh, A Laptop from Hell. It is, uh, freakish, as you guys know, some of you know, uh, when, uh, Trump was running against, uh, Biden and, uh, they found, uh, Hunter Biden’s laptop, a stack of ’em was dropped off at a computer store. Hunter dropped them off to be repaired. The guy who was repairing them turned them into the fbi. The FBI said that they were not real laptops, that they were created by, uh, the Russians to try to affect the election. And then about six months ago, and even the New York Times were saying shit like that, and then six months ago, uh, everyone said, Yep, those are the real laptops. I mean, obviously they were the real laptops.

Mattew Souza (12:50):


Sevan Matossian (12:51):

Yes. So, and, and the stuff on there is just is, is just the most corrupt shit you could ever imagine. Please, if, if you wanna read something, just get the audio book and listen to it. It’s, it’s, it’s nuts. Okay. Anything funny yet?

Mattew Souza (13:05):

Uh, I don’t think so. <laugh>. That’s all right. That’s all right. These haven’t been, these are, these are, uh, informative here. They’re not that heavy.

Sevan Matossian (13:12):

Okay, good. Not too. Okay. As we go, as we go through Instagram news, uh, oh, I don’t know if you guys saw this today, but New York City made a mistake. They are going to have to pay back, pay New York City ordered by, by court to reinstate all those fired over Covid vaccine mandates.

Mattew Souza (13:41):

Holy shit.

Sevan Matossian (13:44):

And then look and, and then look though. Then there’s an asterisk. The vaccination should be encouraged by public employees. Should not have. Here we go. Here we go. Let’s get busy. Let’s get busy. Yes. Caller. Hi. Hello,

Speaker 5 (13:59):

<inaudible>. What?

Sevan Matossian (14:00):

This, Okay. Thank you very much for calling and, uh, you should see a dentist

Mattew Souza (14:05):


Sevan Matossian (14:07):

Oh, look, my phone still says drop in cover. Did you see this? You, you were on that show earlier when the earthquake hit.

Mattew Souza (14:13):

Yeah, I saw, I saw it shake in your studio, but I didn’t feel it out here.

Sevan Matossian (14:17):

Uh, scroll down a little. And you’re not even that far from me. You’re 70 miles away.

Mattew Souza (14:21):

Yeah. 50. Yeah. Close.

Sevan Matossian (14:23):

Yeah. Yeah. I’m surprised you didn’t feel it. Feel it. You’re only 50 miles door to door.

Mattew Souza (14:27):

Yeah. I think that’s what it said last time when I bought up on

Sevan Matossian (14:30):

Gps, but it feels like 200 because of traffic. Yeah. On Tuesday, the New York Supreme Court ruled the New York City must reinstate all employees that were fired because of their vaccination status. The order order also states that for those fired back pay must be issued. Uh, scroll down a little bit more please. There’s a, there’s something pretty cool down in here. Keep going. Tell me when to stop. That’s good. Uh, based upon the petitioners,

Speaker 5 (14:57):

Try to see

Sevan Matossian (14:58):

If I can get it in tighter. Hello. Color.

Speaker 5 (15:01):

Yo. Savon. What up? My

Sevan Matossian (15:03):

Guy? Just doing my thing. Just doing my thing. Yes.

Speaker 5 (15:06):

Yes indeed. My guy. I’m just showing some love, man. Love the podcast. Uh, love what you’re doing now here, man. You are a good freaking dude.

Sevan Matossian (15:13):

Thank you. I appreciate it. I felt that in, in, in my, um, in my heart that I’m not even really aware that I have

Speaker 5 (15:20):

<laugh>. Side note. I live in, I live in Utah now. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And you taught me what soaking was, which I didn’t know before. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> and Yeah. Major laugh.

Sevan Matossian (15:31):


Speaker 5 (15:31):

Good. Good. I can messing with people now.

Sevan Matossian (15:33):

<laugh>. I’m glad I was, uh, able to enlighten you about your local citizens in your state. Soaking

Speaker 5 (15:38):

<laugh>. Oh, yeah, man. Appreciate you, bro. You’re killing it, man.

Sevan Matossian (15:41):

Cheers. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (15:43):


Sevan Matossian (15:45):

Um, the, the, the SHS all are scared. Should watch the clip of Biden getting his 10th booster and telling others to do the same after he declared, declared it’s over. Really? His 10th. Please don’t tell, please tell me you’re best. Hey, that seems aggressive. I’m pussy. What do you mean? We already, we already established that

Speaker 5 (16:15):

I, he’s just racist. Now

Sevan Matossian (16:17):

Keep it racist. That what you

Speaker 5 (16:19):

Said out there, like mob out there like map.

Sevan Matossian (16:23):

I can’t, I can’t hear him. Why’d you hang up on me? I didn’t hang up that time. Um, Ken seven can definitely bench 1 75 a please. Of course. I got Ta Titos. Ta Titos. Okay. Uh, let’s go back to, uh, the New York City made a mistake on, Oh, here we go back again. Okay. Add to your story.

Speaker 5 (16:49):

You good. You, I

Sevan Matossian (16:52):

I love you too.

Speaker 5 (16:54):

Have a good day.

Sevan Matossian (16:55):

Global. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (16:57):

We go live together.

Sevan Matossian (16:58):

Okay. I love you.

Speaker 5 (17:00):

I’ll give you some Popeyes.

Sevan Matossian (17:02):


Speaker 5 (17:02):


Sevan Matossian (17:03):

Popeyes, Uhhuh

Speaker 5 (17:05):

You’all. Have your life.

Sevan Matossian (17:07):

Um, call me later after the show. <laugh>. Thank you. Bye.

Speaker 5 (17:11):


Sevan Matossian (17:12):

Okay? Uh, 14. You York, New York made a mistake. There was something in here I wanted to read to you guys. Uh, based upon the petitioner’s vague denials of their exemptions, the fact that they were kept at full duty for several months while their exemptions were pending. The mayor’s executive order granting exemptions to certain classes of people and the lifting of the private sector mandate. This court finds the commissioner’s order of October 20th two, 2021, and December 13th, 2021, as well as the mayor’s executive order number 62 to be arbitrary and capricious. Capricious. That’s a new one. Yeah. Please. Can we? Yes. Thank you. Here we go. Learning a new word. Capricious. I have not seen the, uh, Katie Perry, uh, video going around. She’s the one that she did the one that sung the song. She wants to Kiss a Girl. I Want Kiss A Girl or something. She, she kissed the girl and she liked It’s right. That’s Kiss The Girl. And she liked it. That’s how I remember her. Uh, got pressures given to sudden and unaccountable changes of mood or behavior. Yeah. Uh, so I mean, here’s the, here’s the part that’s scary. Who cares about the vaccine or not the vaccine? How are our leaders putting into action things that they know? Go <laugh>. Oh geez. Go, go against our constitutional rights like they know better.


Hey, dude, if you keep calling, I’m gonna start using your name. Don’t do that. Don’t do that. Cause I can see your name. My phone tells me your name. Want your name out. There’s like, these listeners are vicious. Uh, seven. I actually get to see some of your IG posts on my feet again. Maybe that’s the sign. The blue check mark might come back. Oh, that would be it. I ordered you to take part in an experimental drug treatment. Yes. I ordered you to take part in an experimental drug treatment for your own good. And I did it. I, Tomorrow’s tomorrow’s guest is gonna be dope. You guys are gonna love him. He’s a, he’s a, he’s like a, a mini, uh, Greg Glassman when it comes to, um, some of the awareness about the replication crisis. And, uh, he, he, he’s fascinating. Okay. Uh, number 15, Kanye. Oh boy. There is a lot there. Huh? Kanye. Here we go.

Speaker 6 (19:45):

Watchers. Oh, this. Hey,

Sevan Matossian (19:51):

Uh, it’s titled, it’s titled I have a question for black folk. This video, Wait, is that the right one? Was that the right one? Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry. I apologize. Days. Did you hear that text just come in? I did. Okay. Wondering what phone that is. Okay. Action.

Speaker 6 (20:15):

I, in American history, one of the largest Hollywood talent agencies just cut ties with Kanye West. Def Jam, just cut ties with Kanye West. This is crazy. And the craziest one of all, Adidas is planning to cut ties with Kanye West. So for all y’all pro-black people, I have a question. Are y’all seriously about to allow an industry of non-black people cancel not only a black man, but the one of the most successful black men in the country, um, that they can’t control because he said something y’all don’t like. So y’all siding with the, Okay. Okay. We’re watching one of the craziest head drives in Eric.

Sevan Matossian (20:58):

Who are the three companies? Adidas, Uh, I wonder what talent agency he’s talking about. It’s talking about wme.

Mattew Souza (21:06):

Uh, yeah. I don’t know. I’m not familiar with it, but yeah, his Def Jam records Adidas, and I didn’t catch that third one.

Sevan Matossian (21:14):

Uh, type it. I wonder what the CEO of Def Jam looks like. I think Death Row used to be Shook Knight, right? That was him. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> and Def Jam used to be, uh, God, I can’t believe I forget his name.

Mattew Souza (21:32):

Wait, is that really him? Oh, interesting.

Sevan Matossian (21:35):

The CEO of Def Jam, I think got in trouble for

Mattew Souza (21:38):

CEO Founder Jam Records.

Sevan Matossian (21:41):

Paul Rosenberg <laugh>. Ah, yeah. That’s the guy that, um, m and m makes, uh, like has some skits about crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy.

Mattew Souza (21:57):

Oh man.

Sevan Matossian (21:57):

This guy, this guy is trying to cancel Kanye, uh, best known as the agent of Manager of American Rapper m and m Paul Rosenberg is an AMA American racist. Oh, <laugh>. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Well, isn’t that interesting? Def Jam got Whitey at the helm. Okay, let’s look at the CEO of Adidas

Mattew Souza (22:24):


Sevan Matossian (22:25):

Not that I give a fuck about his color, but just fact checking. Mr. Um, Bryson, that’s the guy that’s coming on the show, by the way, Gap also dropped him. Well, gaps just crazy. Wo Oh, Rotted Admiral Casper rotted, uh, Danish business executive who’s been the CEO of German sportswear firm, Adidas, and whose parents got to throw the inaugural Jews in the oven at Auschwitz. Wow.

Mattew Souza (23:00):

<laugh>. Oh

Sevan Matossian (23:01):

Shit. Wow. Russell Simmons. Yes. Russell. Uh, Russell Simmons. Yep. Thank you. And, and I think he got me tood or something

Mattew Souza (23:15):

Canceled. Crazy.

Speaker 6 (23:18):

We’re watching one the new old

Mattew Souza (23:22):

<laugh>. Oh boy.

Sevan Matossian (23:25):

Okay. Uh, it was interesting that one came from a spam risk. The first two had is had names. Oh,

Mattew Souza (23:31):

You went back and was like, Oh shit, I gotta get rid of the name.

Sevan Matossian (23:34):

Yep. Yep. Uh, no. That’s what took him so long to call back. Um, number 16, call her. Tell your wife Nicole that I know where she lives.

Mattew Souza (23:47):


Sevan Matossian (23:50):

Nicole Gibson. Uh, number six. Number 16. Here we go. Oh, this one’s good. Here we go. Echo, Enjoy. You’re

Speaker 8 (24:00):

Setting on fans. Yeah. How many bes they got on? I mean, what beeps What? Yeah, How many wings? Wings. Hey. Yeah. How many feet? Hey. Okay. What he got a white cat. He’s looking up at them. Roosters. How many teeth that cat got? I don’t know. <laugh>. I see. You know more about black cop. You just, why <laugh> Black?

Sevan Matossian (24:37):

You’re inaugural joke. That depends on, I mean, you don’t even, they don’t, they don’t have to be black roosters. That’s just, that’s just a, doesn’t have to be a white cat. You tell the joke how you want, I give you free car carte blanche.

Mattew Souza (24:53):

Use the setup. Replace the characters.

Sevan Matossian (24:56):

Yeah. Use that joke any way you want, uh, depending on your audience. Uh, I killed a guy. I killed a guy in front of his wife and his two year old son. I’m about to show you a man who killed a man while his two years old son watched and then picked his two year old son up and set him on his wife’s lap. What the fuck? Yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:25):


Sevan Matossian (25:26):

Crazy. No, there’ll be some J jokes in Chinese jokes. Standby. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 10 (25:33):

Wanna kill people in front of their kids. Yeah. I killed, I killed, uh, Osama bin LA in front of his son, and I thought, and this we’ll get into that mission, but, um, I just killed Osa Bin Laden and I saw his two year old kid. And as a father, I just killed the number one terrorist world. And I looked down at him and I thought, This poor kid has nothing to do with this. And I actually picked him up, you know, it’s like, and took him where, Put him over with it next to his mom on the bed, two years old. Nothing to do with this. He, he didn’t even know how to speak you. That’ll fuck you up probably. Yep. It will. More than more than him. Well, I mean, it’s, it’s, it’s, uh, stuff like that comes in waves. Like, um, I mean, I I Did you sleep? Well, not really late, no. Um, I mean, I have, I have great day. I’m a positive person, but I mean, you can have a minute. I can close my eyes and see Bin LAN’s bedroom anytime I want. Um, and I think about that dude that, that I talk about killed in his bedroom. I, I think about him every day. Did you ever kill people?

Sevan Matossian (26:35):

That dude I killed in his bedroom? Meaning know Samma. He thinks about him every single day.

Mattew Souza (26:43):

It’s the side of it. You don’t see,

Sevan Matossian (26:45):

Uh, can vindicate make a deer bill in Katie shirt?

Mattew Souza (26:49):


Sevan Matossian (26:53):


Mattew Souza (26:55):


Sevan Matossian (26:56):

Wow. I’m gonna write that down. I’m gonna write that down. Uh, I’m like, I have this, I have this notepad here and usually my coffee sits on it, but I’m actually, for the first time ever, I’m gonna, um, uh, Dear Bill and Katie Sure. Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let

Mattew Souza (27:18):

Me mo that one over for a little bit.

Sevan Matossian (27:19):

Yeah. Let me talk to the team about that and see, uh, <laugh>, uh, yeah. Hey, I’m not a fan of the crop top. I’m not a fan of the crop top at all. At, at,

Mattew Souza (27:31):

Like, just in general or for dudes?

Sevan Matossian (27:34):

Uh, just for dudes. It, it, it, it’s like one of those haircuts that, that asymmetrical haircuts that I, I, I just, I I just not, I I don’t want to get into it people. Okay, here we go. Uh, seven. We are still using Gmail drafts for the show notes. Oh, you’re killing me. <laugh>. <laugh>. This guy. Fucking, I think it’s that guy blasted me in my dms. Mike tell me he, he’d be more than happy to unfuck me.

Mattew Souza (28:01):

Mike wants to come on the show and argue.

Sevan Matossian (28:03):

No, he’s right. He’s like, Dude, use Google Docs. Hey, when I was running, uh, when I was big time executive at CrossFit, the greatest, uh, chief marketing officer of the planet’s ever seen, I still never could like, did Google Drive and I think it drove my team crazy. I think it drives some of the guys here on the sub on podcast team. Crazy <laugh>. I just can’t, I just can’t do it. I need someone to like sit down with me like an old person who like pushed this button, pushed this button and it downloads to your iPhone photo and then you’re good.

Mattew Souza (28:32):


Sevan Matossian (28:34):

I’ll make instructions for you.

Mattew Souza (28:36):

We were lucky enough to have a private tour in the Vatican. So as Grace and I and one other guy, and he told us this story about how frustrating it was when he got his iPhone because his light turned on. And he goes, And for the life, me, I couldn’t turn my light off. And he goes, and then I took it to the store to get it taken off. And the guy looked at me and he’s like, Is this a joke? And he’s like, No, I don’t know how to turn the light off. Every time I do this, the brightness just goes up, up and down. And then he clicked the one button. He goes, There you go. And he goes, I never felt like more of an idiot <laugh> in my life.

Sevan Matossian (29:01):

Hey, they’ve seen all that shit at the Apple store, right?

Mattew Souza (29:04):

Oh, for sure. Yeah. I had a member who had a PhD in computer science that she works over at the Lawrence Livermore lab, which is super close to the gym. And uh, she goes, Yeah, you would really be surprised the amount of money that they pay me to unplug stuff, Wait and then plug it back in.

Sevan Matossian (29:21):


Mattew Souza (29:22):

She’s like, That’s 50% of my job.

Sevan Matossian (29:24):

Like, Hey, this computer’s not working. No problem. I got it.

Mattew Souza (29:26):

Yeah. It’s more like, Hey, this multimillion dollar machine is having an issue. We need to go in the back end and look at the CLO coding. And she goes, Well, I’ll have you just unplugged it first and then we’ll plug it, plug it back in, and fires back up.

Sevan Matossian (29:39):

Listen, you jackass, <laugh>, listen to me, Jesse, the way it was, the way it was written, you couldn’t do the wor, you couldn’t replicate the workout <laugh>. I don’t remember what exactly.

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