#641 – HillerFit Review Show

Andrew Hiller (00:00):

Like a walking house.

Sevan Matossian (00:02):

Ba, we’re live. Babe, you feel big.

Andrew Hiller (00:06):

I feel big.

Sevan Matossian (00:08):

Too big. I

Andrew Hiller (00:09):

Was just, uh, not quite. Okay. I don’t think we’re there yet. But I was just saying how I was doing some single arming line bench and the kilo on my shirt was just like shooting out.

Sevan Matossian (00:22):

Um, um, Do you, do you have to have a fan on you at night?

Andrew Hiller (00:25):


Sevan Matossian (00:26):

You’re not. Oh, you’re not that big. Okay. <laugh>, tell me if it gets

Andrew Hiller (00:30):

To that. I’m not, I’m not lumbering walking up the stairs or anything. None of that

Sevan Matossian (00:33):

<laugh> I have to keep a fan on at night. I mean,

Andrew Hiller (00:36):

I’m too big. Well, I do it for the sounds Do you do it for the sound Su or is it for the Yeah, I do, I do For the sounds. It’s kinda just like white noise. Took whale noises.

Sevan Matossian (00:45):

Yeah. Stop shoes. I’m judging you. Stop. I’m judging you. Stop. I’m judging me.

Andrew Hiller (00:49):

<laugh>. What do you You don’t, you don’t do any of that,

Sevan Matossian (00:51):

Dude, I view all of that as weakness. Don’t, don’t tell me about that <laugh>

Andrew Hiller (00:56):

Dude. Are you kidding? Well, you’ve got kids. You have to be able to hear what’s going on

Sevan Matossian (00:59):

Around me. No, I, Listen, listen, listen. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, I’ve, I don’t ever try to go to sleep

Andrew Hiller (01:06):

<laugh> fucking vampire ass.

Sevan Matossian (01:09):

Or when I lay down at night, I, I tell myself, You are consciousness. You are to stay awake the entire time. That’s, I don’t use a pillow.

Andrew Hiller (01:20):

I tried that once.

Sevan Matossian (01:22):

I, I forced

Andrew Hiller (01:22):

Myself. See, I woke up every

Sevan Matossian (01:23):

10 minutes. I forced myself to sleep on my back. I should just sleep on wood <laugh>. No. There’s some good jokes there. Yeah. I don’t wanna fall asleep. I wanna stay conscious. There’s, What the fuck is the point of going unconscious every night? I’m not. I’m, I don’t accept that. I don’t accept that.

Andrew Hiller (01:44):

But you do,

Sevan Matossian (01:45):

Dude. I, I agree. I know su I don’t rub it in.

Andrew Hiller (01:48):

But you’re gonna downtalk sleep.

Sevan Matossian (01:51):

<laugh>. Listen, it’s, listen, it, it, there’s, there’s, everyone just goes to sleep. There’s no, we need to put some thought into that. Like, how about why are, why are we going to sleep? Why can’t we just be conscious? Why can’t I just be conscious? And, and, and it, and it happened. Why can’t, who? What am I

Andrew Hiller (02:07):

Holding? Oh,

Sevan Matossian (02:08):

Now you’re going deep <laugh>.

Andrew Hiller (02:10):

You know what I imagine just then is like, I plug in the iPhone and it’s charging, but I can still use it. Like, why can’t we just be like that? Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (02:18):

Thank you. Hey, I wanna tell you something. You are getting really good

Andrew Hiller (02:24):

At. What?

Sevan Matossian (02:25):

Just everything

Andrew Hiller (02:27):


Sevan Matossian (02:28):

I don’t normally, I don’t normally listen. I don’t know if I’ve ever told, I can’t remember ever telling like my mom or my wife or anyone that I missed them.

Andrew Hiller (02:37):

Oh, you missed me.

Sevan Matossian (02:38):

I did miss you a little bit. I did.

Andrew Hiller (02:40):

What? What do you mean you missed that Susan and I were hanging out in Newport without you.

Sevan Matossian (02:43):

No, no, I didn’t. No, no. I just, I just missed you. And let me tell you when I see stuff like this, Susan, will you queue up that video? Um, at the beginning? Not, not the 1 0 7. We’ll go back to the 1 0 7. But when I saw this, I’m like, fuck, he’s so, he’s getting so good. Wait, same video. Same video. Yeah, same video. I just love the beginning of this video.

Andrew Hiller (03:01):

Oh shit.

Sevan Matossian (03:02):

You’re so fucking adorable here. This is why Alexis fucks you by the way. This start this one up at the very

Andrew Hiller (03:07):

Beginning. Oh, here

Sevan Matossian (03:08):

We go. This is so fucking good right here. The first 15, 20 seconds. Good. But go ahead. Oh

Andrew Hiller (03:13):


Sevan Matossian (03:14):

<laugh> Andrew’s so good here. I’m not jealous, Kate.

Andrew Hiller (03:18):

A lot of things that happened. And you

Sevan Matossian (03:19):


Andrew Hiller (03:19):

Here we go.

Andrew Hiller (03:20):

Really didn’t understand this un unless you were participating in the sport, in trying to lacrosse the like, we were so many, so many times. Is that the

Andrew Hiller (03:36):

You, Right. Ah,

Sevan Matossian (03:42):

I was, i I on the assault bike and I just started fucking dying. I’m like, Fuck Andrew’s going next level.

Andrew Hiller (03:51):

The thing is, I watched that video three times. Their video, it’s 30 minutes long. And the first time I was just kinda like taking in. The second time I was pulling clips. And the third time I had the clips in my little, like, software that I use. And I was like, Holy shit, this guy sounds really distraught. <laugh> <laugh>. Like there’s an exhale in there. I didn’t pick it up until the third time through.

Sevan Matossian (04:14):

I, I, um, I, those guys, fuck, I don’t know where to start with those guys. I told myself, I told myself I wasn’t gonna disparage those guys.

Andrew Hiller (04:28):

Did you know about them before?

Sevan Matossian (04:30):

I have no idea who they are, but, um,

Andrew Hiller (04:32):

<laugh>, they’re just like group.

Sevan Matossian (04:34):

They’re everything that was wrong with the 1980s. I mean, they are, they eighties were great, except for dudes like that. Those guys are so fucking

Andrew Hiller (04:47):

What do you mean the 1980s? I’m kidding.

Sevan Matossian (04:49):

<laugh>. They’re just, they’re, they’re just like

Andrew Hiller (04:51):

I was, I was born in 91. Homie

Sevan Matossian (04:53):

<laugh>, they’re like the badge part of Jazzer size. I don’t wanna knock Jazzer size cuz Jr’s mom has a jazzer size gym and it’s dope. But they’re like, they’re, they’re like the, they’re thigh master. They’re just, just like when they, when they brought up F 45 in the same conversation as CrossFit, it’s like bringing up Christianity and the Ouija board, comparing them as movements, as religious movements. It’s like, are you fucking kidding me? The Ouija board and Christianity

Andrew Hiller (05:21):

F Do I have a part

Sevan Matossian (05:22):

Two Ouija board brought you by fucking Mattel Christianity’s brought to you by Jesus at age fucking Christ

Andrew Hiller (05:27):

<laugh> part doing that video. I, I go hard cause I got, I kept being more pissed. They kept on like pissing me off.

Sevan Matossian (05:37):

Okay, well we’ll get back to those guys. Those goofballs, those hairless cats in a minute. They’re so bad for Australia. Every, I think so highly of Australians. And it’s just been a rough two years for their fucking brand

Andrew Hiller (05:51):

<laugh>. What do you think highly of them

Sevan Matossian (05:52):

For? They’re just, I mean, they got like fucking Steve Irwin. They got the dude who did the Foster’s

Andrew Hiller (05:57):

Commercials. Dude, they don’t got Steve Irwin anymore.

Sevan Matossian (05:59):

Well, well, and, and I and my friends who’ve been to Australia and, and they um, and they, and they uh, they go to parties with Australian people. They said, You always end up naked. Like someone’s always naked or they do fun shit. They’re just loose.

Andrew Hiller (06:11):

I like Chris Hemsworth. He’s from Australia. Schwarzeneggers? No, he’s from Austria.

Sevan Matossian (06:16):

Yeah. Different, different <laugh>. <laugh>.

Andrew Hiller (06:20):

I know he can’t be president because he was from the United States

Sevan Matossian (06:23):

Guys screw party with their clothes off. <laugh>. Um, Hey Hiller, we did a video yesterday. Do you know about Rope Gate?

Andrew Hiller (06:32):

I was just listening to a video of YouTube, but I think it was from two days ago or three days ago. What’s Rope gate?

Sevan Matossian (06:40):

Rope gate? We had Venner on yesterday.

Andrew Hiller (06:43):

Oh yeah. I was, I was listening to Venner too, but I got maybe halfway through Venner. I finished Brandon. I got halfway through Venner

Sevan Matossian (06:52):

And we, um, and we, we started talking about the crossover event and he said that it was weird that some of the athletes had beaded ropes, which is the kind of rope that’s ideal for doing crossovers. And I said to him, You’ve been to eight CrossFit games. Have you ever seen beaded ropes there before? He said, No. I said, Well, that’s fucking weird. He goes, I, you’re right. That is fucking weird that that

Andrew Hiller (07:19):


Sevan Matossian (07:19):

Have been in your conspiracy video. What?

Andrew Hiller (07:21):

Yeah. Didn’t they have ropes provided for them?

Mattew Souza (07:24):

No. Nope. He said they only had

Andrew Hiller (07:26):

The double. That’s what No shit rope and having to do that. Right. That’s what he was saying. Oh my God.

Sevan Matossian (07:35):

And someone in the comment said that Ro Oh shit. Rope tape. Yeah. Oh, it was Manny. It was Manny. Probably Manny. Well give it a how, how did some of the athletes know? Unless those guys just, they stored those ropes in their ass. They’re just anal bead ropes and they just yank ’em out six feet out. Well,

Andrew Hiller (07:51):

I, I know that’s something wait for the teacher to say is like, he would come with an un go the amount of random equipment just in case. So that’s something that he would prepare for. But it’s hard to believe that everybody was preparing with a beaded jump rope. And it makes you think, because you also remember you saw maybe RPM traveling around for the games and there was images of the athletes. And I wanna say Horvath was one of ’em. Did they go to CrossFit Krypton? And I think we saw that they were doing crossover double unders there. So like, who knew? Because I put together that rogue video and how people know the, the Rogue log is coming. Certain hard work pays off people.

Sevan Matossian (08:28):

<laugh>. Uh, there is no fucking way. First of all, Bill Henneger has said fewer words in his lifetime, fewer than a thousand words in his lifetime. He said, Mom, but

Andrew Hiller (08:40):

Log is coming.

Sevan Matossian (08:41):

Yeah, that guy, that guy does not talk. That’s

Andrew Hiller (08:44):

Okay. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (08:44):

That guy has a smaller vocabulary than fucking the Terminator in Arnold. And, and, and Arnold Schwar digger has in the Terminator. That guy came out of the womb. He said, Mom, dad. And then he didn’t talk again until he, he was 18. And then he just learned a few more words. There’s no fucking way Bill Henneger would let anything. There was no way he had, He’s like, Dave, he puts a premium,

Andrew Hiller (09:07):

You’re saying because he doesn’t talk. They couldn’t have possibly told that the log is coming.

Sevan Matossian (09:12):

He’s too smart. Programs

Andrew Hiller (09:14):

The workouts.

Sevan Matossian (09:17):


Andrew Hiller (09:18):

Spieler who programmed the

Sevan Matossian (09:19):

Workouts? No, but you insinuated that maybe Henneger would’ve called the the gayest strong man or whoever that guy is. That works. You know, That’s the guy that works for Fraser. That’s his Instagram handle. The gayest strong man.

Andrew Hiller (09:31):

Oh, World’s strongest Gay.

Sevan Matossian (09:32):


Andrew Hiller (09:33):

As said <laugh>. I think they’re a little, They’re same, but different. Same. Same but different.

Sevan Matossian (09:40):

I do you know what gay is? Can you look up gay real quick for me? Yes. So sorry, we’re

Andrew Hiller (09:44):

All Yeah, it means Happy Isn’t the world’s Happiest, Strong man?

Sevan Matossian (09:47):

Oh, is that what it means? Okay. I thought it had something

Andrew Hiller (09:49):

To do with Fag is a cigarette.

Sevan Matossian (09:51):

Gotcha, gotcha. And Fag get’s a bundle of sticks,

Andrew Hiller (09:55):

Correct? Yeah. We’re getting all of our bases checked really quick.

Sevan Matossian (09:59):


Andrew Hiller (10:00):

Lighthearted and carefree. There you go. Happy

Sevan Matossian (10:03):

A homosexual. A a a homosexual, especially a man. But will you look at, uh, homo uh, homosexuals typically referring to a man?

Andrew Hiller (10:10):

Why is it especially a man that’s not true, Is it? Oh, I guess a lesbian would be a, a woman that is

Sevan Matossian (10:19):

Like, I thought homosexual was more blanket like, it’s, it’s both. Um, a dude who likes dude penises and a girl who likes vaginas. I, I I was, I’m with you on that.

Andrew Hiller (10:31):

So the reason we’re looking into this word is because you don’t think that Bill Henninger leaked that information to this man?

Sevan Matossian (10:37):

Uh, no. It’s cuz I don’t think Bill’s gay. Oh no, I got, sorry. Got my wire. Sorry. We

Andrew Hiller (10:42):

Know, know

Sevan Matossian (10:42):

That he’s not Sorry, I got my wires crossed. What, what are we talking about? Oh yeah, he’s

Andrew Hiller (10:46):

Dear Bill and Katie,

Sevan Matossian (10:47):

The Dear Bill and Katie

Andrew Hiller (10:49):


Sevan Matossian (10:51):

Okay. Look gay by birth. So I, now you have me all thrown off. Is this guy, is this guy, which gay is he using? Do you see any rainbows go up in his thing? Does he got any rainbows up there?

Mattew Souza (11:01):

He’s got a rainbow shirt on a rainbow sunglasses and multiple rainbow flags in the comment. I would

Sevan Matossian (11:05):

Be, That’s what he, So look up the word homosexual for me. But

Mattew Souza (11:09):

He also looks really happy and lighthearted. He just

Sevan Matossian (11:11):

Looks like a fun time. I know. It’s, it’s all fucking, This guy’s confusing me. Now look up homosexual for me real quick.

Mattew Souza (11:15):


Sevan Matossian (11:19):

I wanna be, I wanna be precise. Rob is a good dude. Oh, is that, is Rob the, the world’s strongest gay? That, that’s probably his name. Rob.

Andrew Hiller (11:29):

I don’t know his name. We should get, I know he told some people some things that he knew

Sevan Matossian (11:34):

He did

Andrew Hiller (11:34):

Not. I don’t What do you know? It’s

Sevan Matossian (11:37):

Actually, it’s actually, okay, so this guy’s the world’s strongest person who’s attracted to people of his own sex. Sex referring to what’s in his pants is genitalia.

Andrew Hiller (11:47):

And now you said his, but it says one’s own sex, not

Sevan Matossian (11:51):

His. Well, that’s a dude. Is it Rob’s a dude?

Mattew Souza (11:55):

Yes, yes, yes, yes. In the context of Rob, you were saying

Andrew Hiller (11:58):


Mattew Souza (11:59):

As you read the definition.

Andrew Hiller (12:01):


Sevan Matossian (12:01):

Right. That’s

Andrew Hiller (12:02):

The guy. So now that we have all of this figured out,

Sevan Matossian (12:04):

Bill, I, there’s no Bill hen

Andrew Hiller (12:06):

He would tell a homosexual anything, Bill?

Sevan Matossian (12:09):

No, no, no, no. He would tell homosexual he would, it doesn’t matter to anyone’s sexual orientation based on what Bill would and wouldn’t say to them. Although he probably wouldn’t say let, I don’t know. I wanna speculate on what Bill says. Wait in, in his bedroom. But

Andrew Hiller (12:23):

He doesn’t say anything. You just said that <laugh>. It’s like, it’s like, you don’t think I’m listening to you? He doesn’t, Bill doesn’t talk. So he didn’t say anything to anybody including the world’s focus

Sevan Matossian (12:33):

Game. If he was

Andrew Hiller (12:34):

An hour here,

Sevan Matossian (12:35):

If he’s gonna talk, if he’s gonna talk. Well, you were, you were suggesting that possibly someone from Rogue said, Hey, can you test this out? Or what do you think about this? And then he might have reached out to Rob

Mattew Souza (12:47):

Got it out.

Sevan Matossian (12:48):

Yes. Who works at H W P O and Rob therefore either leaked it to Ma and there’s just no way. I just, there’s just no fucking way impossible.

Mattew Souza (12:58):

He left his, his text messages

Andrew Hiller (12:59):

Trying to get sponsorship for the show. That’s what it sounds like, <laugh>.

Mattew Souza (13:02):

Correct. Correct. Wait, with that, with that,

Andrew Hiller (13:04):

No way that they would do that.

Sevan Matossian (13:05):

I just know him and I just know he’s, he’s never done a, He just doesn’t, he just doesn’t, He’s he’s a steel trap. He’s, he’s almost to the point of where he is rude. But like, if you were like, not to not, I don’t think that I, I’m not sensitive to that, but you’re 99% of the people in the world who met Bill would either think he’s a deaf mute or rude.

Andrew Hiller (13:26):

I’ve never met Bill. Like to

Sevan Matossian (13:28):

Shake your I don’t, don’t don’t, don’t try to talk to him.

Andrew Hiller (13:32):

I wouldn’t. He doesn’t talk.

Mattew Souza (13:34):

You might get, you might get offended. Hold on one second. Why would

Andrew Hiller (13:37):

You love Andrew? When

Sevan Matossian (13:39):

You said that? I was just like, when you said that, I was just like, well, but I did like how later on in the video you said that was way out there. You were, you were digging deep. You did admit that that was way out there. And I just, I agree with you. It’s way out there. Now Katie, on the other hand, she might have fucking talked to fucking shit to turn off <laugh>

Andrew Hiller (13:57):

<laugh>, but we didn’t, We already talk about the fact that Bridges is the one writing the programming. So it doesn’t have to have come from either of those two. And it’s not like they’re gonna hire an assess and to kill Josh Bridges.

Sevan Matossian (14:08):

Okay. You speculate on whoever. He’s

Mattew Souza (14:10):

A Navy Seal, not a Marine. There’s

Sevan Matossian (14:12):

Bridges, uh, talks and he’s, and he’s very good with his mouth. But Bill is a, a man of he’s a bus. He’s a bus, he’s a businessman.

Andrew Hiller (14:19):

He also not coming after Bridges. Who knows what people know? I mean, who told everybody about the jump rooms? Was it Bosman? Was it Bosman? He’s the one workouts.

Sevan Matossian (14:27):

Well, here’s the thing. Here’s the thing where I would cut some slack when we asked Pat. We’re like, Hey, why didn’t you, um, why didn’t you, if you had a couple hours, why didn’t you send someone out to get you a rope? And he is like, I wouldn’t waste my money on that. And then all of a sudden I’m like, Geez,

Andrew Hiller (14:40):

<laugh> 20 bucks. They’re like 20 bucks. Yeah. Is that what they were on the site?

Mattew Souza (14:43):

Yeah. Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (14:44):

It was good. With Dick’s Sporting Goods.

Mattew Souza (14:46):

Yeah. 1299 to uh, yeah,

Sevan Matossian (14:51):

JR makes Bill Henninger. Uh, uh, uh, Bill Henneger makes JR look like a chatter box. <laugh>

Mattew Souza (14:58):

Jr. Got a lot of love in the last show in the comments. Hold on. Why we’re on this for one second. This is gonna slightly derail the conversation. When I was in Rome and I was going through the airport, I had all this stuff with me and we were going back and forth trying to figure out how we could get home. Cause our flights were getting delayed. Shit was getting screwed up. And finally when I sat down after moving back and forth across, I looked down in the rogue zip up sweatshirt that I’ve had for nine years. It was just a comfy zip up hoodie that I always just threw on. Especially when I traveled was gone. I left it somewhere. How

Sevan Matossian (15:27):

Long did you have it?

Mattew Souza (15:29):

Oh, nine years. Like it was that first like gray one. It might have been the first sweatshirt that they came up. It was a gray one with like the American flag on the background. That wasn’t the full.

Andrew Hiller (15:36):

I think I’ve seen a picture of you wearing that sweatshirt

Mattew Souza (15:38):

And it has like the Red Rogue thing. Anyhow, Bill, Katie, please ignore anything they said that might have offend you. Dear Bill and Katie

Sevan Matossian (15:46):


Mattew Souza (15:47):

I would love a gray zip up hoodie. It was a size large 4 7 71 Roy Vista. Sweet H Cross Livermore.

Andrew Hiller (15:55):

I bet, I bet if you go on your Instagram, there’s a picture you wearing that

Mattew Souza (15:59):

Had seen it. Oh, for sure. Dude. I had it for forever.

Sevan Matossian (16:02):

Dude. That’s a $60 sweater.

Andrew Hiller (16:04):

Yeah, they’re expensive vintage. It’s

Mattew Souza (16:08):

Yes, it’s 40 bucks.

Sevan Matossian (16:09):

Oh, I like this one. I like this stencil hoodie over here.

Andrew Hiller (16:13):

And now that he brought it up on the show, it’s worth even more.

Mattew Souza (16:16):

It was, Damn it was that one. That one, that gray one right there. See it’s 55 bucks cuz it’s so old they don’t sell it. The one in the middle of Zip Up. Yeah, that one. That’s a zip up. It’s just showing from the back. Oh yeah, that was it. Gone. It’s in Rome.

Andrew Hiller (16:28):

S imagine this right now. There’s gonna be an eBay listing. This is gonna be SU’s Lost hoodie, nine years of, uh, Sentimental Value. What is it worth to you? Sus gonna be on eBay. It’s gonna be a bidding war.

Mattew Souza (16:41):

Someone finds it. Please just return it and don’t harm it.

Sevan Matossian (16:45):

I’m such a shopper, I just totally forget we’re on a podcast. I’m just like, okay, I want that. I want that. What’s

Andrew Hiller (16:51):

The last thing

Mattew Souza (16:51):

You got there? Thank you. Thank you.

Sevan Matossian (16:53):

I’d like to see this one on Danielle, Brandon, this Prop hoodie or Nick Matthew

Andrew Hiller (16:58):


Mattew Souza (16:59):


Andrew Hiller (17:00):

Goodness. Either of the two of them. Yeah. What’s the last thing you got off here? S

Sevan Matossian (17:04):

Off Rogue. Yeah, I got, I got some ropes. I got some, The last thing I bought were ropes. I rero my, uh, my rope

Andrew Hiller (17:12):

Of I remember you talking about that.

Sevan Matossian (17:13):

Right? Uh, and uh, but what I wanna get is the StairMaster.

Andrew Hiller (17:19):

The, the only one that had on there is the, the, the Jacob’s Ladder version. Is it right?

Sevan Matossian (17:25):

Oh, no, no. They got, they got, uh, Oh, you said there’s, it says there’s, I just searched for StairMaster and there was no, What if I just type in stare? You

Andrew Hiller (17:34):

Gotta type in Jacob’s Ladder and then that one will come up.

Sevan Matossian (17:37):

No, but they, I, I did see a a, a real, a real, um,

Mattew Souza (17:40):

Yeah, I think they had a straight up stair, like a StairMaster.

Andrew Hiller (17:45):

We’re gonna see who knows the Rogue website better in about 10

Sevan Matossian (17:48):

Seconds. Oh, I found it. It’s called the Stairway.

Mattew Souza (17:51):


Andrew Hiller (17:51):

Nice. Yeah. Is it made by the stair? The Jacobs Ladder? People

Sevan Matossian (17:55):

Probably hold. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you’re right, you’re right. Oh, he’s right.

Mattew Souza (17:58):

It’s Damnit

Sevan Matossian (18:00):

<laugh>. It’s

Andrew Hiller (18:01):

Seven’s best. My photographic memory, man.

Mattew Souza (18:03):

Why even question him?

Andrew Hiller (18:05):

Click on it. But it’s not even powered, uh, by mechanics. It’s, uh, powered by a rope.

Sevan Matossian (18:13):

Why does it only have a three star? Let’s see this review.

Andrew Hiller (18:15):

What the fuck? Because they probably thought it was powered by like a treadmill, but it’s more like an assault runner.

Sevan Matossian (18:22):

Um, shit, I can’t

Andrew Hiller (18:24):

They Dexter. They Dexter it.

Mattew Souza (18:26):

What? Ha

Sevan Matossian (18:29):

Oh, is that what he did to the people?

Andrew Hiller (18:31):

Yeah. He wraps ’em up in Seren Wrap.

Sevan Matossian (18:34):

I can’t get, I can’t get, I can’t, uh, there’s

Mattew Souza (18:37):

A little X in the top right hand corner.

Sevan Matossian (18:39):

I could, I couldn’t click it.

Mattew Souza (18:41):

Oh, weird.

Sevan Matossian (18:43):

Okay. And I want it to go. I want it to go ba. Oh, here we go. I’m gonna read the review. Let me see this review here real quick. I bought this a while ago and received it recently. Its a slightly, it took slightly longer than six weeks to ship. That makes sense. The shipping agent didn’t contact me to schedule delivery. What does that have to do with Rogue or The product delivery was made with it wrapped on a pallet. Make sure you take the height into consideration prior to ordering. It barely fit in my garage due to the height. Uh, at least two people will be needed for safe once it’s in place. It’s easy and convenient to use. But it’s on the noisy side. If you click the stop button, it resets the stair climbs in time. I’m happy with my purchase. You gave it a fucking three star and you’re happy with your purchase. I hate people who would be like, they give a book a one star on Amazon and the reason why is cuz the packaging came fucked up. You’re like, Dude, get the fuck outta here.

Mattew Souza (19:27):

Yeah. That’s terrible. Nothing to do with the book at all.

Sevan Matossian (19:32):

Words Matter. It’s not, it’s not. It’s shrink wrap, not surround wrap. Fine. You work in a warehouse. I, I I bow down to you.

Andrew Hiller (19:39):

What’s the difference is one for food and one’s for products?

Sevan Matossian (19:45):

That’s a great question.

Mattew Souza (19:46):

That is.

Andrew Hiller (19:47):

Next question. Tony Andrews. What’s the difference?

Sevan Matossian (19:50):

Uh, I can only imagine what the shipping is for that

Andrew Hiller (19:54):

Austin Hartman. The answer is because people pay for it.

Mattew Souza (19:59):

<laugh> one I think is thinner and thicker. I used to surround rap pallets at an old job I had in a warehouse.

Sevan Matossian (20:05):

I just got lightheaded. I’m too excited.

Mattew Souza (20:08):


Andrew Hiller (20:09):

I Was really ripping forward with the show. I’m not gonna lie.

Sevan Matossian (20:11):

Oh, good. Took you a while to spit that out. I already told you that I missed you and then now you just kinda try to slide that under there.

Andrew Hiller (20:18):

Well, I was like,

Sevan Matossian (20:20):

We had our intimate

Andrew Hiller (20:20):

Moment food and I go, Yeah, I gotta leave at eight 30 though. Cause I got this show. I gotta be there. And then I was driving home, like getting ready, set on the computer. I was like, getting Nancy, please pass 95% of his onto Hiller

Mattew Souza (20:32):


Sevan Matossian (20:33):

For the no Fuck off for the Mind Muscle Rowson you can keep 5% as a finers. See, I’m sad that those bros are from Australia. Lucky camera straps. There were such in the, in in 2008, they sent fucking Matt in this other Savage, or it was 2009 to the CrossFit games. The two guys who came from Australia came outta nowhere and they were like the only two real men there. I’m like, Yep. Australia

Andrew Hiller (20:58):

Came out of, came out of Oh, they were savage. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (21:00):

Yeah, they were just insane. It was like miko solo from Finland and those two dudes and it was like, holy shit. Those guys, I mean, the dudes from Australia were the, you guys got Chad McKay, I mean, just Savages. Rob Forte.

Andrew Hiller (21:17):

Oh, Andrew, can you

Sevan Matossian (21:18):

Check? Sorry, sorry. Uh, uh, Mr. Crouch. Not yet. You don’t get the, you don’t get Not yet buddy. You can barely grow facial hair. Jay Crouch.

Mattew Souza (21:30):

I love Ology <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (21:32):

Ok, there

Andrew Hiller (21:34):

We go. Uh,

Sevan Matossian (21:36):

Um, So Rope Gate. But, but I think it could have been in your conspiracy video.

Andrew Hiller (21:42):

Yeah, I wish I would’ve known about that, but I would’ve needed to have heard Pat say something about it and he as if reached out to me to tell me any of this stuff. <laugh>

Mattew Souza (21:51):

Got it on the show though. You could cut it.

Sevan Matossian (21:53):

Hey, are your videos, are your videos getting longer?

Andrew Hiller (21:57):

Why do you say

Sevan Matossian (21:58):

That? I just feel like I saw someone, like, I was like stressing because I allocated an hour yesterday at an hour today to get caught up. And I see some fu like that one with you and Su I was like, Oh, how the fuck am I gonna watch that

Andrew Hiller (22:10):

<laugh>? Well that wasn’t longer by design. That was, Have you talked about that you guys?

Sevan Matossian (22:14):

How No, I haven’t seen it yet. I’m I’m gonna watch it, but I haven’t seen it yet. Tell me about it.

Andrew Hiller (22:18):

Uh, we

Sevan Matossian (22:19):

Oh yeah, yeah. Commando Steve from Australia. That’s right. Commando Steve. Okay, go ahead.

Andrew Hiller (22:23):

We basically were, I was like, Su you, why go, uh, make a video? I don’t on the beach. And he goes, About what? And I, I don’t know. We’ll just start talking. And that’s exactly how it happened, right?

Mattew Souza (22:32):

Yeah. It was funny.

Andrew Hiller (22:34):

You were worried that it wasn’t gonna be any good and I

Mattew Souza (22:36):

I thought you couldn’t use any of it. I literally thought you couldn’t use any of it. And then I sat there and watched you cut up that whole video and I was just like cracking up the whole time as you were putting in the little clips and stuff. And I was amazed at what you, what you got. You got a lot of accomplished on how you framed that shot. Which is funny cuz you were literally like walked over and you’re like, Uh, here <laugh>. And I set it down and then you’re like, Stand over there. Okay, stand over here. All right. That’s good. Here we go. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (22:59):

Can can you pull up that, the comments on that video? Let me see some of the comments. I wanna see what the people think.

Andrew Hiller (23:04):

I think that they liked it, right?

Mattew Souza (23:06):

Most of them liked it. There

Sevan Matossian (23:08):

Was Did you, did you hit 20,000 subscribers?

Andrew Hiller (23:12):

Uh, I don’t think so.

Mattew Souza (23:13):

Super close,

Andrew Hiller (23:14):

But I’m close. I’ll No, not yet.

Sevan Matossian (23:16):

Congratulations. We’re losing subscribers.

Andrew Hiller (23:19):

You’re losing <laugh>. 19 9 95.

Sevan Matossian (23:24):

Great. So by the end of this show,

Andrew Hiller (23:28):

Uh, uh, maybe well maybe if someone hears that and they subscribe, then yeah, that’d be awesome.

Sevan Matossian (23:32):

Will you hit those two replies? I’m gonna read some of these. Uh, you two plus seven need to be leveraged by CrossFit. They would need to be intelligent person in order for that to happen. <laugh>. Uh, just as gold. Wow. Yo, uh, what I learned, Hiller is committed, uh, as fuck to grow, which I dig. And Sevan needs to let su talk more. Nice job fellas. Eat a dick. Jeremy <laugh>, uh, Hendrick. A best content this channel ever produced with a guest to share the oxygen with. You don’t need to talk nonstop and super fast. Yes he does.

Andrew Hiller (24:02):

Smiley face. Thanks. He, Now I know you’re not mad at me for saying that.

Sevan Matossian (24:06):

Uh, he you do. Don’t listen to Mr. Lucky straps. Oh, Mr. Lucky straps. Do you know I have something for you, Hillary?

Andrew Hiller (24:11):

No. He Yeah, you, you I was on the show where you opened that package. I think what you’re gonna show me,

Mattew Souza (24:16):

They’ll be on that couch for a while. I should’ve grabbed him. I should’ve grabbed them today and we could’ve mailed them out. Oh yeah. Good.

Andrew Hiller (24:21):

Lockie Straps is the one who said that he was impressed with the shot. Perfect

Mattew Souza (24:25):

Exposure balance.

Sevan Matossian (24:26):

Yeah. Uh, wow. From a professional.

Andrew Hiller (24:29):

That’s cool. Thanks man.

Sevan Matossian (24:31):

Um, uh, uh, legitimately impressed with the shot Hiller. Perfect exposure, balance of sunset and subjects. Well done. Also cool conversation. I’m pretty annoyed that at Matt Rogan, interview two. Um, next comment. They, that came out better than I expected. Uh, Hiller’s platform gave it calming nature as it was more dialogue and almost houseless. It was great to see some of the old s footage where there’s passion. You just make it on the fly. And of course, to just necessarily, without giving a fuck. Years later it may look funny, but it was necessary to get where you are today.

Andrew Hiller (25:04):

Huh. Interesting. Thank you. Wow. That was a really nice comment. But, and you missed the cue. It doesn’t matter what I expected. It doesn’t matter. Ah, yes. See what they did there. Yeah. It doesn’t matter. That was an important part that you just breezed over

Sevan Matossian (25:16):

Heidi Chrome. I wish you guys were naked. I love looking at dirty hair. Wow. Heidi. She’s

Mattew Souza (25:22):

Louise. Somebody in there commented too, like, uh, Su has a lower half.

Sevan Matossian (25:27):


Andrew Hiller (25:28):

<laugh>. That’s true.

Sevan Matossian (25:29):

Uh, this was superb. You guys rock. You’re at my old stomping ground. I can’t believe that this background for, uh, this is your background for a video. I’m shocked as fuck Sunset with su episode one. This is so romantic.

Andrew Hiller (25:43):

Oh, I, how did you like that one by Alexis?

Sevan Matossian (25:45):

How did you like this side of Matt Su Oh, let me see the replies on that one.

Andrew Hiller (25:49):

23 likes. People liked it. You can’t handle

Sevan Matossian (25:53):

The truth. You can’t handle the truth. So I’m gonna leave it at that. Love it. More s content

Andrew Hiller (25:58):

Dudes was on fire on that. It was, I I got him going and I just kinda like started prodding him and he kept on like roasted. It was good. And the funny thing about editing that is I was like, Su, you have any of these pictures? Oh yeah. And he were just airdropping to my computer and I’d plug in go. How about that? You got a video of you in that affiliate? He goes, Oh yeah, a couple affiliates at Rome. And while he was talking about the affiliates in Rome, we just kinda like voiced over him walking through those affiliates and I thought that was really cool.

Mattew Souza (26:23):

Yeah. Barcelona in Rome.

Sevan Matossian (26:26):

I ate d for dinner time for a snack. Any ideas? Yeah. Contact the world’s, uh, greatest gay

Andrew Hiller (26:35):

<laugh>. Okay. And we’re back.

Mattew Souza (26:37):

<laugh>. You know what’s funny? That thing in Roman, I forgot to mention is the guy that commented, he’s like, Hey, I went to the same j you did and you couldn’t drop the barbell. And I was like, Oh, I did forget to mention that cuz they were doing heavy cleaning jerks. And she was like, Yeah, you’re looking good. Keep going up. And I was like, I can’t, I don’t wanna like re rack it and like set it down. It was, it

Sevan Matossian (26:55):

Was rough. Why can’t you drop the are are they on the second floor or something?

Mattew Souza (26:58):

No, they’re actually underground. See we got some great, uh, footage in there of like, well we’ll go through. But there is some good, there is some good shots of the other affiliates. One from Barcelona and the one from Rome.

Sevan Matossian (27:10):

Jessica Bewi. I would love to stick around, but I got to go to bed. Gotta be up at 4:00 AM I’ll be listening to this at work tomorrow.

Andrew Hiller (27:16):

What is the view, Jeff,

Sevan Matossian (27:19):

You don’t want know. So crazy woke show. Hey, it’s the, hey. People are gonna look back at that show in 10 years and be like, these are the six most racist women who ever lived on the planet. Two of ’em are black.

Andrew Hiller (27:34):

So we’re gonna be the three most racist men on the planet.

Sevan Matossian (27:37):

<laugh>. No, we will not be. That’s why it’s just a jackass thing to say.

Andrew Hiller (27:41):

Uh, Jeff. Oh,

Mattew Souza (27:43):

Jeff. Oh, Jeff.

Andrew Hiller (27:45):

At least Kate says it’s the complete opposite. So that’s nice. 19 9 96. I gained one. So thank you for whoever subscribed. <laugh>.

Mattew Souza (27:53):

Oh, so you’re super close. I’m gonna find out when you’re at 1999 and then I’m gonna unsubscribe.

Andrew Hiller (27:57):


Mattew Souza (27:58):

And then I’m gonna subscribe again so I can be the 20,000.

Andrew Hiller (28:01):

You can be, You can be it.

Mattew Souza (28:02):

It’ll be me.

Andrew Hiller (28:04):

The just hit 50. Did you see that?

Sevan Matossian (28:07):

Who did

Andrew Hiller (28:08):

The weeks? Elizabeth, I can’t say his fucking name. He’s from Australia. Wiki Whites.

Sevan Matossian (28:14):

He hit 50,000.

Andrew Hiller (28:15):

50,000 YouTube subscribers.

Sevan Matossian (28:17):

What a boss.

Andrew Hiller (28:18):

He made a video about it and I think he did had like a live thing where he was like recording it. They just happened to roll over cause he’s smashing reels. The reels dude,

Sevan Matossian (28:29):

That’s what he’s doing. Reels.

Andrew Hiller (28:31):

He’s got reels with millions of views

Sevan Matossian (28:33):


Mattew Souza (28:34):

Yeah’s crazy

Andrew Hiller (28:35):

On YouTube. Instagram. On YouTube.

Sevan Matossian (28:37):

What are the, what’s he doing in the reels? Lifting weights?

Andrew Hiller (28:40):

No, he, he’s got other people lifting weights. So I remember, I, I listened to him talking about it. I think it was a video that Tia running out of the water where she’s screaming and she’s all jacked and shit. I think he had that one up and had two or 3 million views and he picked up like 10,000 subscribers from it.

Sevan Matossian (28:58):

And I think you use that too as part of your argument.

Andrew Hiller (29:02):

I I I certainly use that as part of some argument at some point in time. Yes, I did.

Sevan Matossian (29:08):


Mattew Souza (29:08):

Let’s see if I can find them.

Sevan Matossian (29:11):

What do you think about celebration, uh, content when people say thank you for I, I I, when I see thank you for 50,000 subscribers or thank you for a hundred thousand followers. I, I, my mental illness, uh, radar goes off.

Mattew Souza (29:25):

Maybe they just show love to the fans.

Andrew Hiller (29:28):

Depends what, So if you hit a million, you wouldn’t even bring it up. You’re like, Oh fuck <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (29:37):

I’d just start the show and I’d be in the corner just sucking my own cock. What are you doing? I hit a

Mattew Souza (29:41):

Million <laugh>. I hit a million. I

Sevan Matossian (29:43):

Myself out. What am I doing?

Mattew Souza (29:45):

What do you think I’m doing over here? Yeah, I’m buying new balloons so you could hold the balloons and I’m gonna get you a cake.

Sevan Matossian (29:53):

Um, you know, I I I, I honestly, I don’t know, um, when I, there’s been some live shows we’ve.

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