Sevan Matossian (00:00):
Like
Caleb Beaver (00:01):
You slept in or something?
Sevan Matossian (00:03):
No, never. I never sleep in, bam. We’re live, uh, six in the morning is, is, even though I’ve been doing it for a year, it is early for me still, but, but now I just wake up at 5 58, just kind of, you know what I mean? Like in the apprehension of my alarm clock going off. But, but you know what’s really weird? In the last month, my back is better. For the first time in years, I don’t know what I, I kind, I don’t really know what’s going on. I’m not that blind when I get tired and I, um, when I get tired and at night time, it’s like old guy shit,
Caleb Beaver (00:42):
You can’t drive at night. Is that an exception on
Sevan Matossian (00:45):
Your license? No. <laugh>. I mean, I could still see good, but it, but I can tell those are the two times that shit gets weird. Oh, I, I, I actually like to spend a huge chunk of my day not wearing my glasses. Like when I’m working in the yard, I like to take ’em off. I, I, I’d heard somewhere, I don’t know if this is true, but that you need direct sunlight into your eyes for some of the functions of your body to work. You don’t wanna block the sunlight getting into your eyes. I don’t know if it’s true, but there’s some like,
(01:17):
Big bigger picture where your, your, your eyes have to see sunlight to, to, to do some of the processes at, at the highest function. Who knows? Guys, listen. I don’t think this show, Well, that’s not true. This show’s gonna work no matter what. But the UFC show, I’m just gonna make it a live calling show. For those of you who don’t know, like, like, like am radio, Let’s just, you guys just call in. I have tons of stuff I’ve done, of course, always do. My research was up until the wee hours, the night preparing for this and the Hiller Fit Show. Um,
(01:53):
But, uh, we’re gonna have to, we’re gonna have to scrap on this show. This is gonna have to be a, uh, a group show. Uh, so you guys know California Hormones has been over. Uh, not, not overwhelmed isn’t the right word. It’s been hugely popular with how many of you people are going to ca hormones.com using the passcode seven. And, uh, they’re getting to you guys as fast as they can. Uh, I think they just hired five new doctors. Um, and, uh, please be patient. Those of you who have been DM-ing me and texting me and contacting me, emailing me to let me know that you’re in the queue, I am forwarding all of those directly to the highest people I can at California hor hormones. And they are like, you are their top priority. Like they are really trying to get to everyone. And I think you will be very, very happy.
(02:46):
They’re trying to get everything right and everything perfect. And, uh, the, the, I’ve worked with a lot of really high level people in the last 15 years. People who really give a shit, uh, who say, who are going to do what they say and that they want the best product. And, and those are the people. Um, those are the people who, who we’re working with. So be patient in the, in the end, you will get the best product and you will be very, very, very, very happy. And tonight when, uh, Hiller comes on, we’ll talk to him about that. He has some insights into that. Also, uh, Siegle you didn’t donate 19, um, 99 last night, I don’t think, uh, before the show, uh, ended. So today I will be expecting, um, 39, 98. See that quick math all. I’ve always been good at addition. I finally had a guest tell me this morning in text message, Uh, I will not be coming on the show because, uh, you guys touch on controversial subjects, which was fascinating to me.
(04:01):
I would like to think that we don’t, they’re not coming on the show because we touch on the truth. Um, it is, it, it is a big guest. Uh, but the, but in the, at the end of the day, I’m so crazy, uh, impressed that this person sent it to me and they, and they, they were apologetic, which they didn’t have to be. And it, it was just, it was very sweet. It was very cool. But that’s the first time I’ve heard that. Oh, that’s not true. Uh, well, yeah. I mean, even, even Freya Moose Bruger said that although she didn’t want to come on the show, if she came on this show, she’d have to slap me around for being misogynistic, which is code from the woke crew that they hate it when people compliment women.
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Just so you know. Uh, another thing I wanna say, the show that keeps sticking, sticking in my mind that I woke up this morning thinking about also is the one with, um, Brad Go. If you have not seen that show, you have to watch that show. If you’re sitting around on your ass and you haven’t made anything that’s making money for yourself while you’re sleeping, you need to see that show. You need to do something today and go out and get inspired and write a book. That’s the assignment from me. You have to do that. It doesn’t matter what kind of book.
(05:25):
The topic can be cutting your toenails. It can be 30 pages. It can be a thousand words. It can be 10,000 words. Produce something. Start te start telling yourself you’re a creative. Put yourself in uncomfortable mental situations and start experimenting with yourself so that something, so that you can tap into that place that Stephen King talks about in his book on writing. The only, only Stephen King book I wrote, uh, read, uh, it’s nonfiction. It’s called On Writing. If you haven’t read it, read it. He talks about how he doesn’t know where the shit comes from. I’m writing a book about beavers. I love it. I fucking love it. How, how is, say that again?
Caleb Beaver (06:16):
Hopefully she touches on their dams too.
Sevan Matossian (06:19):
Yes. Yes. The Beaver with the Dental dam.
Caleb Beaver (06:26):
Do people actually use
Sevan Matossian (06:27):
Those, The beaver that, I don’t know anyone who’s ever used one of those, but
Caleb Beaver (06:31):
I think they taught us about that in our sex ed class. And I was like, Why do people use those? Yeah. Anyway,
Sevan Matossian (06:37):
When they told me about that, I’m like, I’m never putting my face in a vagina anyway. Who the fuck does that? And then I matured. Um, but, but imagine a b imagine, imagine a beaver, um, uh, holding a piece of, uh, what a dental dam as he nas on wood, because he doesn’t want to get, uh, Splinter
Caleb Beaver (06:58):
Splinters.
Sevan Matossian (06:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, Jeremy, I’m not allowed to say that word on the show anymore. I am personally not allowed to say that word on the show anymore. Um,
(07:12):
Because, uh, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday my, I didn’t have my kids in the morning. Um, cause I was doing a podcast and they went to the skate park and I didn’t go with them. And, um, so I went to my mom’s house. I called my mom and I’m like, Hey, what’s up? Come over. We hang out. I mean, I hang out with my mom almost every day, but usually she comes here. So I went over there and hung out with her and that, that word came up and she told me she didn’t really want me using that word, which is cra I mean, I, I’m cool with that because there’s a lot of other words she could’ve told me not to use, but that one, she just didn’t like that word. But what the irony is, she did say that she likes it. When I look up Words on the show, she likes that piece of the show. You know,
Caleb Beaver (07:52):
I like that part
Sevan Matossian (07:52):
Too. Say that again.
Caleb Beaver (07:54):
But I like that part too.
Sevan Matossian (07:56):
Yeah. But that, that word came on the show because we had to look up the definition. Do you remember that? I think we’ve had to look it up a couple times.
Caleb Beaver (08:01):
Yeah. Well, you’re dictionary a few times
Sevan Matossian (08:05):
For, for those of you who don’t know what word we’re talking about. Um, someone just said it in the comments. It starts with it’s bsi. Thank you, Caleb.
Caleb Beaver (08:13):
It’s Bsi
Sevan Matossian (08:15):
Caleb’s mom didn’t tell him. He can’t say it.
Caleb Beaver (08:18):
My mom doesn’t watch the show. So
Sevan Matossian (08:20):
God, uh, I don’t know. I don’t know if, I don’t know if she’s my moms, my mom’s old school. She probably doesn’t even get the Mic Hunt book. She actually probably thinks that’s a children’s book.
Caleb Beaver (08:29):
I told everybody I worked with about all those books. I started like playing them all them on his TikTok. Everybody was, They thought it was fantastic.
Sevan Matossian (08:37):
Yeah, it’s great. It’s
Caleb Beaver (08:38):
Pretty great.
Sevan Matossian (08:39):
It’s even better when the, when the bald black guy reads my big black hawk, isn’t it?
Caleb Beaver (08:43):
I love his voice. It’s so perfect for that,
Sevan Matossian (08:46):
Uh, Jeremy Eat World. Oh, you’re such a good dude. Look at him. Uh, one step forward, two step back, just kind of stepped back into the crowd. I’m so sorry, Rosemary. I’m still not entirely sure what it means. Good. That’s good. Just that one. Just let that one just fade off into the, uh, good evening. I have no idea where you’re calling from, but, uh, good evening to you. Uh, and good morning to you, Mr. Uh, Wad wa Waddell. Um, the, the next book, uh, Will star Phil McCracken film. Oh, I like that.
Caleb Beaver (09:22):
Don’t tell him that. Cause he is not
Sevan Matossian (09:24):
Gonna do it. Yeah. I want him to make a book on myocarditis. Just kids just Dying from <laugh> Myocarditis
Caleb Beaver (09:31):
<laugh>. I saw that note and I wanted you to elaborate on it, but
Sevan Matossian (09:34):
I’m just afraid he won’t do it if I, if I, if I would’ve told them. And then I, I thought it would be cool to do one on fake boobs, just on, just like, just every page. Is it just a chick and a set of titties there? The, the Hiller Fit Review Show is gonna be pretty funny tonight. I don’t know what my Fran time is. Do you wanna know the truth about a Fran and me? I, um, I bet Hollis Malloy, I owe Hollis Malloy 50 bucks. I bet Hollis Malloy at one point that I would get a three minute Fran and he said, There’s no fucking way. And he gave me two years to do it. I don’t think I, I I hon I don’t think I ever broke five minutes with Fran. And I used to be a thruster machine. Um, uh, I used to be able to do 10 thrusters at 1 35. Um, I, I, I did this workout one time. It was, um, 10 thrusters at 1 35, 10 burpees. And I did the first 10 thrusters at 1 35 Unbroken. Then I did the 10 burpees, and then I got, I, I literally had to do the rest of the thrusters onesies. I couldn’t fucking string another pair of Yeah. Crazy. Just put me, But this was,
(10:42):
That was probably over 10 years ago. And any time I put 95 pounds on the bar and I started doing thrusters, something just doesn’t feel right in my, in my spine.
Caleb Beaver (10:50):
You know how embarrassing it is to have to do singles on thrusters? Like, you can’t even squeak out a second one.
Sevan Matossian (10:55):
Well, 1 35, but yes, it is. Oh,
Caleb Beaver (10:58):
I mean, just, yeah, in general. Like, I did that one time and I think it was at one 15 or 1 35 and I didn’t go to the gym for like, a few days after that. I was embarrassed with myself
Sevan Matossian (11:09):
<laugh>.
Caleb Beaver (11:10):
I was like, I can’t show my face around here cuz I just did fucking squat clean thrusters for 15 minutes.
Sevan Matossian (11:15):
I don’t know if I’ve ever, I’m trying to think if I’ve ever been embarrassed. The, there was this, I thought of myself as kind of a, uh, muscle up God. And the only time, and I wouldn’t say I was embarrassed, but I was really disappointed and I went, it was just Heber. Um, and I, uh, Heber Cannon and I, the guy from, uh, Buttery Bros. And we were in the gym and we started doing weighted muscle ups. And I, I, I just
Caleb Beaver (11:40):
Like with a vest or with a dumb,
Sevan Matossian (11:42):
I, I can’t re uh, I can’t remember, but I think Hebrew ended up doing one with 45 pounds. And I don’t think I made it past like fif I know it was crazy. I think I filmed it and I don’t think I made it past 15 pounds. And I don’t kip I’ve never, I don’t think I’ve ever kept one muscle up in my life. I just, it’s just not something I do for whatever reason. And, um, I think it’s because when I learned to do muscle ups, I always did ’em from the seated position. Cause I had to hang my rings underneath some outdoor stairs. But, um, I wasn’t embarrassed, but I was, I was very, very disappointed that he not only beat me, but he fucking destroyed me. Cause I kind of thought of myself as like special at those, um, Sevan. We need more kids like a in the world.
(12:28):
At the end of the pull up video, he says to his brothers, Don’t rub it into his brother’s born leader. Yeah. That was pretty cool, right? The the truth is too, afterwards, uh, his brother came up to me and goes, What does that mean? Rub it in. And, and when the other kids won, um, he all, even though they really look up to their brother, I mean really look up to him when the other kids won, when Riley won the hang contest, he, he said also in all fairness, already did say she won. She won. So I think he was just kind of celebrating the victor. But, but you’re right. It was, uh, my mom liked that too.
Caleb Beaver (13:01):
That’s cool.
Sevan Matossian (13:03):
I, um, I told, I told a the other day, So when kids play tennis, there’s different color balls they play with. They play with, uh, red balls, which bounce, don’t bounce a lot than they go to orange balls, which bounce a little more. Then they play to, then they go to green ball. My kids will skip green ball, but they bounce even more. And then there’s yellow ball and that’s what the pros play with. Where was I going with that? Oh, and I told a, after he was done with his tournament, I said, Hey, will you walk over to where the yellow kids are playing and tell them that, Hey, whichever one of you, one I challenge you right now and I’ll, I bet you I’ll smoke you. Cause I, I think you will. And uh, the, the tennis instructor looks at me and goes, Oh, you’re trying to create a cocky asshole. <laugh> <laugh> said maybe, uh, Kenneth Deap with the family guy. Quote thruster machine giy. Oh, I get it. Like thruster machine, like having sex, like doggy style thruster or Yeah, I get it. Okay. Uh, you only played with blue balls. I had those once once.
(14:16):
Brutal. Brutal. Uh, I feel twins never get jealous. My boys never get jealous with one another. They’re competitive but not envious. Yeah. You know, I don’t think they get jealous, but at the end of every tennis, um, class they play, the kids play for a dollar. And Joseph, one of my sons won the dollar like five times in a row. And, and Ari came over to me and he said, Hey, I’m really happy for, uh, Joseph. He, uh, but he was still crying. He was like, I really wanna win the dollar caller. Hello? Hi. Oh, is this not working? Is the phone not working? Caller,
Heidi (14:50):
It’s working. It’s Heidi.
Sevan Matossian (14:51):
Hi Heidi. Heidi, is this the first time you’ve ever called in?
Heidi (14:56):
No, I think I called in once before.
Sevan Matossian (14:59):
Oh, well, probably like a year ago. I appreciate you more than ever right now. Cause I think this UFC show is gonna, is going to have to lean on callers.
Heidi (15:07):
Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Yeah. I, I didn’t wanna say anything, but I felt like you guys are struggling a little bit, so I thought I might call in
Sevan Matossian (15:14):
Struggling a mercy. Fuck
Heidi (15:20):
<laugh>. Just trying to help out.
Sevan Matossian (15:23):
I, I appreciate it. Are you gonna watch the UFC fights tonight or tomorrow?
Heidi (15:27):
Um, no. Oh. Not planning on it. Well,
Sevan Matossian (15:30):
If you were, you should know that they’re starting 7:00 AM tomorrow Pacific standard time because they’re over in Dubai and the main card doesn’t start till 11:00 AM or I shouldn’t say doesn’t start, does start at 11:00 AM and
Heidi (15:46):
Well then maybe I will.
Sevan Matossian (15:48):
Well, the thing is too is right. Wait, what did you take Caleb?
Caleb Beaver (15:51):
So they get to watch them all day at work then?
Sevan Matossian (15:54):
Yeah. It’ll be free for you guys over there.
Caleb Beaver (15:57):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (15:59):
I, I don’t think I to, to tell you the truth. I’m not sure if I’m gonna be able to watch them tomorrow. I got all that kid shit in the morning. But the good news is, is then it’ll be free for me later on when I come back to my tv. Uh, Heidi better be wearing her shorty shorts on this call. You have shorty shorts?
Heidi (16:18):
I am, I’m wearing, Yep. I’m wearing my vindicate head to toe outfit right now.
Sevan Matossian (16:23):
Wow. Does vindicate make pants too?
Heidi (16:27):
No short think so long. Shorts.
Sevan Matossian (16:29):
Oh,
Caleb Beaver (16:30):
I wanna say they make pants too.
Sevan Matossian (16:34):
I think him and Gabe are somewhere where
Caleb Beaver (16:38):
Yeah, the master’s fitness is collective.
Sevan Matossian (16:40):
Yeah. Okay. I just sent Gabe a link. We’ll, we’ll check him out.
Caleb Beaver (16:44):
Oh, no pants. Sorry.
Sevan Matossian (16:46):
So the UFC’s in Dubai, uh, this weekend. Um, some are calling it the biggest card of the year. Uh, I am a little concerned because I did not see Dana White at the weigh in, um, or the press conference. And, uh, I, I like him like, I like Dave Castro at the games. It’s like a, a huge element for me to have Dana there. Uh, are you concerned about that, Heidi?
Heidi (17:10):
It’s concerning. Although maybe he’s just, uh, focused on his health right now and not his business. Who knows?
Sevan Matossian (17:18):
Uh, maybe he also had a black eye. I saw him being interviewed and he had a little, uh, black eye’s not the right word. What’s that call when you just have like a bruise under your eye? It’s a
Caleb Beaver (17:27):
Hematoma.
Heidi (17:28):
I think it’s
Sevan Matossian (17:29):
Maybe Heidi. Have you ever been a sex phone operator? Matt Burns?
Heidi (17:34):
No. My accent is way too much for that <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (17:40):
Oh, wow. So wow. So, Oh wow. You look good. You look great. Thank you. Yeah. Wow.
Heidi (17:49):
Cool. Thank you. I need to get
Caleb Beaver (17:51):
One of those
Sevan Matossian (17:51):
Buddies. I didn’t realize you were so attractive. Holy shit.
Heidi (17:56):
Well, it’s, it’s all in the angles in the filters. You know, this
Sevan Matossian (17:59):
Good job.
Heidi (18:01):
I don’t look that good in real life.
Sevan Matossian (18:02):
So, And the, the shorts are cool. You got those from vindicate?
Heidi (18:06):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (18:07):
God, I, I hope on the back when you turn on the butt it says Chevon was here.
Heidi (18:12):
It doesn’t Oh. Although when you roll ’em like that, See that’s the thing. It’s like, it’s cute when you roll ’em like that in the front, but you can’t wear it out like that. Cause then it’s too short in the back.
Sevan Matossian (18:21):
Gotcha. Like if you bend over, you got plumbers crack
Heidi (18:25):
No more like coming out, the bottom cheeks are out,
Sevan Matossian (18:29):
You know. Oh, wow. Wow.
Heidi (18:32):
Right.
Sevan Matossian (18:33):
There was this Asian lady at the, uh, at the beach the other day. Um, and she didn’t fit my, my prejudice, my racist, uh, because she was, she was walking on the beach watching her kids surf, and she did have that, her shorts were so short that a little bit of her ass was hanging out and you could see the crease. And she had, she had a nice physique, but I just don’t picture Asian ladies, uh, you know, just outside of Silicon Valley dressing like that. But it was cool. I liked it.
Heidi (18:59):
Yeah, that’s not right.
Sevan Matossian (19:01):
Yeah, I, I wouldn’t want my wife to dress like that, but, but for me at the beach it was fine.
Heidi (19:05):
Well, your wife’s not Asian, so does it matter?
Sevan Matossian (19:08):
No. No, she’s not. But what? But white girls do that shit all the time,
Heidi (19:12):
Right?
Sevan Matossian (19:13):
So, uh, cheeks and tain Spiegel, uh, fight start at 11 7:00 AM for the, uh, prelims 11:00 AM for the main bout. Uh, they are in Dubai. I’m really surprised at how many Russians are there when Olivera the guy from, uh, who, who’s fighting for the belt, uh, and, and on the main card against Islam mache, um, when, when Olivera went out there, they booed him. I mean, it, it’s a, those people there love their Russian fighters.
Caleb Beaver (19:44):
I didn’t really understand that. I mean, is it because you didn’t make weight
Sevan Matossian (19:50):
Oh, from the previous fight? Well, so, so those of you don’t know the belt is vacant. Charles Olivera defended his belt in his last fight and he didn’t make weight and he won the fight. And if you don’t make weight and you win the fight, you don’t get to take the belt. So the belt is vacant. There is no light, uh, weight champion right now. And, uh, it’s gonna be between Charles Olivera and Islam mache. Islam mache comes from that lineage of, uh, Kabib, uh, the greatest, you know, people who say he is the greatest. Uh, his coach is Kib Numa. Numa Herma Madoff. Yeah. Thank you. Here I’ll, let’s try that again. His coach is Kabe
Caleb Beaver (20:28):
Herma Madoff.
Sevan Matossian (20:30):
And, uh, if, if Islam wins, that will be CB’s first, uh, champion that he’s coached.
Caleb Beaver (20:36):
Wasn’t Islam underneath K’s dad or something too. For a while.
Sevan Matossian (20:41):
He trained with K’s dad for 20 years, which means since he was a toddler and, uh, uh, his dad always said that Islam was his favorite student. <laugh>. Oh, they’re Muslim. Okay, so here we go. David. Uh, they’re, they are Muslim and cheer for their bro. Okay. So they’re
Caleb Beaver (21:00):
Oh,
Sevan Matossian (21:01):
Okay.
Caleb Beaver (21:01):
That’s not like, it’s not because of the Russian, it’s because they’re Muslim.
Sevan Matossian (21:05):
Muslim, Yeah. Well, that’s cool. Gotcha.
Caleb Beaver (21:08):
Well, I suppose it’s the same with Charles’ camp too. Like, if you’re a Brazilian, every Brazilians is on root for
Sevan Matossian (21:14):
You. Yeah. What’s interesting though, that’s based on nationality and Islams is based on, uh, the category of who your God is, which book you read to cure you of your sins.
Caleb Beaver (21:28):
Did you see Charles’ whole team? There’s like 15, 20 people there and they all dye their hair the same.
Sevan Matossian (21:35):
Yeah,
Caleb Beaver (21:37):
It’s like a massive party.
Sevan Matossian (21:39):
I I’m not really into that Look, the blonded, the dyed blonded haired look.
Caleb Beaver (21:43):
Why not?
Sevan Matossian (21:44):
I don’t know. I What
Caleb Beaver (21:45):
Did you
Sevan Matossian (21:45):
Like about it? I don’t think, I think it, this isn’t gonna be good to say this, but I think that when, when on men, it just for, it just doesn’t look good when people start getting outlandish like that. I don’t see, I see mental illness. I don’t see like, um, like what sugar? It’s
Caleb Beaver (22:05):
A little, it’s like an unnatural bright,
Sevan Matossian (22:07):
Yeah, like sugar shame. I just, I
Caleb Beaver (22:10):
I appreciate the blonded more than I appre than sugar Sean’s pair. Yeah. That’s
Sevan Matossian (22:15):
Too much. I will say this, I am not a Sugar Sean fan, but Peter Yn told him in the press conference, You look like a whore. And they asked Sugar Sean, they go, they go, Do you wanna say anything back to that? He goes, No, that was pretty good. And, and that actually made me like Sugar Sean that he did, just took it on the chin. You know what I mean? He’s like, Yeah, that was pretty good sugar. Sean does look like a cheap trans transvestite whore.
Caleb Beaver (22:42):
He, he said it was something like, Oh, it looks like a, like a shaky pickup on the road or something like that. Yes. I was like, Oh shit. That’s good. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (22:49):
You saw that in the press conference? Yeah. Yeah. And just the fact that sugar took it, that was awesome. That’s good. That’s
Caleb Beaver (22:56):
Good. That made me like him a little bit, but I still don’t think he’s gonna win.
Sevan Matossian (22:59):
Bruce, are you gonna write a book? Get that shit on Amazon. Have itself published a book of rhymes by Bruce Wayne. Uh, the Chic of Abu Dhabi built full facilities for training sauna for Khabib’s team. They have a chef drivers at their disposal,
Caleb Beaver (23:21):
Isn’t she
Sevan Matossian (23:22):
In? Thank you Heidi for calling, uh, Sugar Sean doesn’t deserve the fight. Uh, it’s, it’s interesting. You, you agree with that? Uh, yeah. Basically Sugar. Sean O’Malley, I think is ranked number 12 in the world at his weight class. I wanna say it’s the 1 45 class. And, uh, Peter y is ranked number one. And so a lot of people are saying he doesn’t deserve the fight. Um, er hi.
Michael (23:48):
Good morning. How are
Sevan Matossian (23:49):
You? I’m great. I’m actually better than great, Michael. I’m pumped. Yeah,
Michael (23:55):
It’s, it’s Michael. I figured Id, I’d call in and I’m one with the, the accidental dick pick
Sevan Matossian (24:01):
The accidental dick pic.
Michael (24:04):
Remember talked about it the last time on your live show.
Sevan Matossian (24:07):
I don’t remember. Refresh me though. I like that
Michael (24:10):
5:00 AM
Sevan Matossian (24:11):
I like the subject. Send,
Michael (24:13):
Send it to a bunch of, send it to a bunch of five Amers at my CrossFit gym by accident.
Sevan Matossian (24:17):
You did that.
Michael (24:19):
That’s right. Yeah. Remember,
Sevan Matossian (24:21):
That’s me. But I love this story. It makes me realize that this show’s actually better than I even think it is. I hold the show in such high esteem and then
Michael (24:28):
Its, it’s way, it’s way better than you think. It’s ok. Couple,
Sevan Matossian (24:33):
Couple. The picture of your dick or, or the event or the show?
Michael (24:37):
No, both. Both, both.
Sevan Matossian (24:38):
Hey, re refresh me on that story again. What happened?
Michael (24:42):
We were talking about supplements at the gym. I went home to get my vitamins ready, took the picture, sent it to my group, looked back at my group text. There’s about 50 text to scroll back to the top. Thank you. Thank you. And then somebody put in there, Hey dummy, did you look at the reflection of the mirror before you sent the picture?
Sevan Matossian (25:00):
Oh. Oh, so you took I, Hey dude, there’s a few times where I’ve made posts like at my coffee machine in the morning, buck naked, and I’m like, I’m, Yeah. I don’t do it. Yeah. I’m so paranoid that in the reflection of the coffee machine, you’re gonna just see Don,
Michael (25:14):
I, I, I think Caleb said no pictures below 90 degrees or something, the the standard that we should look at.
Sevan Matossian (25:21):
Hey, that’s kind, that’s kind of cool. Yeah, that’s kind of cool. I, you know that there’s someone in your group who thinks you did that on purpose.
Michael (25:28):
Oh, for sure. For sure.
Sevan Matossian (25:30):
Yeah.
Michael (25:31):
You know, there’s somebody in the group. There’s somebody in the group that probably saved the picture.
Sevan Matossian (25:35):
Uh, I wanna say something to you that <laugh> for sure. Definitely <laugh>. I, I, I, I wanna say something to you that I’ve never said to a man. I’d love to see you or to anyone. I’d love to see. I’d love to see your dick pick. I’d love to see that pitch. Oh my goodness. That great.
Michael (25:55):
So there’s a couple there, a couple hot topics that I, that I’ve kind, uh, been paying attention to the last couple weeks that I thought would be good to call in and, you know, see, you hear you go off on your, uh, tangents about him. But, uh, JJ Watts, did you hear about him with his, uh, arrhythmia problem with his heart?
Sevan Matossian (26:12):
I did. I would love to stay on the subject of the ufc, but I did see that, um, I’m, I’m on I every day there’s, there’s two things I get every day. Every day someone sends me a dm, uh, saying, Hey, I took my L one because of you and I can’t fucking tell you how happy that makes me. And every day I get five dms of pe of young people who are dying of heart attacks. Yesterday someone sent me a, um, a, a post that a a 13 year old boy died of a heart attack. So I quickly did the searches for it. I think it was in the United, He died in the United Kingdom. There’s, there hasn’t been a child who I all I could look back was 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022. There. There’s never been a child who died of a heart attack in the UK during those years. A 13 year old. And now there is one that’s
Michael (26:58):
Crazy. It’s crazy, crazy. The other one, the other one is, uh, you know, I followed the CrossFit book on Instagram and, uh, there was an interesting, uh, post the other day, uh, where Noble made a quote of one of Coach Glassman’s quotes, but forgot to his name on it. And, uh, the CrossFit book kind noble for it.
Sevan Matossian (27:20):
Yeah. Um, we, I, I, I, I talked about that quite extensively. I’m not sure exactly how I feel about that. Okay. I, I did, I did talk with Greg about it, uh, briefly yesterday. Um, he said he could give to fuck, really? Um, yeah, he, he said, Hey man, it’s, it’s theirs. They can do what they want. I’ve moved on to bigger and better things. Um, he, he really is this, he’s really taken this mindset that he used to create CrossFit and to tell the truth about health and fitness and really, really looking at science now. I mean, like, in a way that I, I don’t think the smartest people in the world can hang with. I mean, he just had this meeting at his house. I think the videos will be out soon. And it’s basically showing that, um, science is completely lost. Its way that there’s absolutely no room in science for consensus.
(28:07):
It doesn’t matter how many people vote and say something, it does not make it true. That’s not, that’s not how science works. And, um, and he’s really breaking down into where it broke down and where it got lost. So that’s really where his focus is at. That being said, those people are despicable, uh, in my mind. Not because they didn’t give Greg attribution, but because of what, what else was in that post? There was something, they, they took a screenshot. They basically accused Greg of being racist. And they Yeah. When, when, when it’s, it’s, um, who, what they are. I’ll give you the metaphor for it. Imagine that we’re putting together a posse and we all get on our horses and we’re go out at night looking for the bad guy, right? Yeah. And that what the bad guy has done is he’s riding with the posse.
(28:58):
There’s no better place to hide. And that’s what Noble is. They are the consummate racist. They deme they don’t under, they either they’re really bad people or they don’t understand how the mechanism of the brain works, but they’re demanding. There’s racism where there isn’t racism. And, and, and so they’re riding with the posse, pointing at bad guys when they are the bad guy. The posse needs to turn on them. I think the posse is turning on them. I don’t think anyone, I mean, we just had Danielle, Brandon on here now. We’ve had Daniel, Brandon, and Rich Froning both say on the show that their shoes are a complete fucking joke. And, and, and they’re, they’re a joke. And, and they also support out wad who supports the sexualization of children that they’re all for.
Michael (29:39):
They’re,
Sevan Matossian (29:40):
They’re all for that shit. It’s gross. It’s really fucking, fucking gross. I, I’m,
Michael (29:45):
I’m probably gonna completely mess this up, but, you know, there was this, uh, I think it was like a YouTube video about the difference between a democracy and a republic. And it gave the example of, uh, you know, somebody steals a hch, somebody develops, uh, gets a, gets.
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