#622 – HillerFit Review Show

Sevan Matossian (00:02):

Ba, I’m, We’re live.

Andrew Hiller (00:05):

We’re live. I was in the comment section. I was just hanging out. <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (00:14):

I’m not trying to not look 50. Like if someone guesses I’m 42, I don’t take that as a compliment. Or if someone guesses, I’m 75. I don’t take that as an insult. Ever. Never have

Andrew Hiller (00:31):

What brings this up? What happened?

Sevan Matossian (00:34):

<laugh>? Uh, you’re so good. Hiller.

Andrew Hiller (00:39):

So someone, someone said something to you somewhere.

Sevan Matossian (00:41):

Dave comes over to my house the other day and he goes, Dude, you look fucking old. And I go, Dude, I am fucking old.

Andrew Hiller (00:50):

How old is he?

Sevan Matossian (00:52):

Uh, I don’t know.

Andrew Hiller (00:57):

He’s he’s younger than you, right?

Sevan Matossian (00:58):

Yeah. But he, and, and he’s all, he I, to me, he doesn’t look like he’s age. The entire time I’ve known him, I’ve known him 16 years. He looks the same like to me, looks the same.

Andrew Hiller (01:08):

He looks similar. He looked, he looked best with the long hair. Yeah. No short hair. The opposite of what he’s got now.

Sevan Matossian (01:16):

Oh, I like the long hair.

Andrew Hiller (01:20):

You guys,

Sevan Matossian (01:20):

You think I should cut my hair short? Like, like your length?

Andrew Hiller (01:23):

Um, no. I mean, you’ve got nice long hair. I’ve seen it in person is good. And you told me your your routine to keep it that way as well.

Sevan Matossian (01:31):

So, So my mom goes, I go, Hey mom. Uh, I told her this today. Dave told me I look old. My mom goes, You look old tired and sun ravaged

Andrew Hiller (01:44):

<laugh>. Your mom told you that?

Sevan Matossian (01:46):


Andrew Hiller (01:47):

Bird, It says that Castro’s 44 according to Google.

Sevan Matossian (01:54):

And then I said,

Andrew Hiller (01:56):

Alexis never said you were son ravaged. And she’s into that sort of stuff. She’s always like, You always,

Sevan Matossian (02:01):

I, dude, I have nice skin. Let me show you on in the 4k. I, I my complexion impeccable.

Andrew Hiller (02:08):

No, I’ve seen it. It’s good.

Sevan Matossian (02:10):

I’m a wrinkly old man. I’m a wrinkly old man. But, but fuck my, my skin is like, I, I I, I’m, I’m like perfect.

Andrew Hiller (02:19):

What do you attribute that to?

Sevan Matossian (02:23):

I don’t know. I just sweating my,

Andrew Hiller (02:26):

There’s, there’s, there’s a big one. You’re supposed to say it. It’s

Sevan Matossian (02:28):


Andrew Hiller (02:31):


Sevan Matossian (02:32):


Andrew Hiller (02:32):

Or refin carbohydrates.

Sevan Matossian (02:33):

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No sugar. Yeah.

Andrew Hiller (02:34):

Come on that, That was a softball dude. You fucked up <laugh>. You don’t need sugar.

Sevan Matossian (02:40):

I, I, I look at, uh, um, uh, Joe Rogan or Dana White sometimes. And I’m like, Fuck I, I hope I don’t look. That red Kelly star went through a phase where he looks super red, that that’s all gone from him now.

Andrew Hiller (02:52):

Hi. Blood pressure. That’s what it is.

Sevan Matossian (02:56):

But then I was like, but I’m not. I, I, I, I, um, I’m not trying. I like, I’m, I like, well, so then I told my mom, I think I look fucking amazing. And my mom says, You’ve always had a healthy sense of self image. I’m like, I can’t fucking win. Can’t win. Well,

Andrew Hiller (03:17):

Brought all this up. Why would you

Sevan Matossian (03:19):

Just Cause Dave came over and said, I looked old. Oh. And then I was, and then just now before the show, I was in my yard taking a piss. And I was like, Oh, but here’s the thing. I don’t, I’ve never tried to look young. I, I, I, I, I’m, I’m happy. I’m enjoying getting old. I’m, I’m, I’m excited to be 50.

Andrew Hiller (03:35):

When you pee, do you just like, walk outside and piss in the yard like there’s no bathroom? Cause you do that quick.

Sevan Matossian (03:41):

Yeah, I just pee right out the door. But, but just now, it took me a little bit longer because I think my neighbors just right was, I thought I heard him outside the fence there.

Andrew Hiller (03:48):

And you didn’t wanna like, have him walk around the corner and see you peeing?

Sevan Matossian (03:52):

He wouldn’t have seen me. I just didn’t want him to hear like, just pissing on his fence on his, Oh,

Andrew Hiller (03:57):

You pee on his fence?

Sevan Matossian (03:58):

I mean, it’s our it’s your fence. It’s side.

Andrew Hiller (04:00):

Yeah. Your side is, Yeah. Yeah. I think we own one third of our fence. Right? That’s their fence. That’s their fence. And that’s our fence.

Sevan Matossian (04:09):

<laugh>. I spoke to, I, I spoke to Matt Fraser, uh, a couple days ago for 45 minutes. I asked him if it was okay if I talked about the conversation. I think he said, Yes.

Andrew Hiller (04:19):

You think, Well, if you’re not gonna get ’em on the show, this could determine that

Sevan Matossian (04:24):

The Oh, moisturize. So, so, so before the show today, I asked my wife if, if I, I pointed to some, like she got all the bottles on the sink and shit. I was pointed at some, I’m like, Can I put that on my face? And she goes, What for? I said to like, I don’t know, like to Bondo the wrinkles and shit. And she goes, That’s coconut oil. I’m like, Is that what I put on? And she goes, No. And she gave me some, some something in a jar. I said, Can you order me a jar of that? She goes, Just use mine. That means I’m never gonna use it. I don’t want to touch her. Shit.

Andrew Hiller (04:53):

You wanna know, have I told you this? I think I told you this in person. I have this lifelong thing with these certain things, which is lotion. If you give it to your body, it’s gonna want more. So it dries itself out. So it’s like, Oh, my skin’s dry. Put lotion on it. The only reason it’s gonna know like become dry is so you put more lotion on it. And I can’t wait to see what the comments have to say about this. But Alexis hates when I say that shit. She’s like, No, cause you know she’s an esthetician, skincare, this and that. What do you got there

Sevan Matossian (05:24):

Then? That, that, that’s interesting what you say about the lotion. I like that.

Andrew Hiller (05:28):

Well, don’t you say you don’t do much with your hair and look at your hair. It’s great.

Sevan Matossian (05:33):

Well, so my mom goes, Have you thought about washing your hair? I said, Mom, <laugh>, if I do, you know, what will fucking happen to my hair if I wash it? And she’s like, Well, yeah. She’s like, Okay, don’t do it because I’m going to a party at Greg’s house tomorrow night. She’s like, Don’t do it tonight, do it the next night. So in the next couple days, I’m gonna come on the show with my hair wash and everyone’s gonna be like, What? It’s gonna be like this.

Andrew Hiller (05:54):

Is that what happens to

Sevan Matossian (05:55):

It? Yeah, it’s gonna be, Yeah. I have a, I have so much fucking hair, but it’s just so I’ve ne I’d never, I don’t, I haven’t washed my hair since the eighties. And so it just stays like a helmet.

Andrew Hiller (06:06):

It hasn’t been washed in 40 years. Holy moly. Dude. I’m excited.

Sevan Matossian (06:12):

It’s getting like all long and shit in the back. Someone accused me. I walked, I went to Greg’s house today. I don’t know who it is. I wanna accuse me of dying my hair. I’m like dying it?

Andrew Hiller (06:19):

No, it looks good. You’re like a silver fox. Jason’s got the idea. Chapstick is addictive. That’s what I say. People put chapstick on your lips, get dry. Why your lips get dry Because you put fucking protective layer over em so they don’t protect themselves. They get dry. That’s

Sevan Matossian (06:33):

About, So then I said to my mom, Well, some people think I look good. And she said,

Andrew Hiller (06:39):

Is that Hiller

Sevan Matossian (06:41):

<laugh>? She said, Well, just know this. Dave wouldn’t lie. I mean, she was fucking me up. I would be like, over here, over here. And she was just drilling me.

Andrew Hiller (06:51):

Pow You know everyone’s gonna hound you until you tell him about the Frazier talk.

Sevan Matossian (06:56):

Oh yeah. That was good. That was good. Lucky straps. It’s my, it’s my leather Lucky straps camera thing. This thing is so fucking nice. This came from lucky straps camera. It’s got the Seon logo on it. I showed this to a friend and they go, Holy shit. And I go, What? They go, They had to make a steel stamp for that.

Andrew Hiller (07:20):

Uh, do you even hold a camera anymore? Like what are you gonna use that for?

Sevan Matossian (07:25):

Well, that’s a good, I I didn’t, well, I wasn’t gonna be an asshole, but I was really hoping this was a belt.

Andrew Hiller (07:31):

Mm. You could, I I was wondering if it was some kind of odd belt, but

Sevan Matossian (07:35):

Hey, what if I was just went full hipster and I made a case for my iPhone and this just hung around my neck this, and I had my iPhone doing

Andrew Hiller (07:44):

The freaking shame. They’d be cute.

Sevan Matossian (07:46):


Andrew Hiller (07:47):

They’d be very, you know. No, it’s gotta be one of those sling bags that kind go around the one shoulder. You know what I’m talking about? Have you’ve seen those? The, the girls who wear those purses that are sideways, Lulu LeMans popular with those right now.

Sevan Matossian (07:59):

Um, what’s his name’s rocking that SU’s rocking that in Europe?

Andrew Hiller (08:02):

Yes. Or he wore it at the uh, CrossFit games too. He kinda lodged his iPhone camera on top of it when he was streaming. That’s cool. Yeah. Put that on.

Sevan Matossian (08:13):

I prob probably like,

Andrew Hiller (08:15):

You should attach it to your

Sevan Matossian (08:17):

4runner key and Sienna Key, My two Toyotas <laugh>. But this, and then I got these Listen you fucking knucklehead, you and camera strap guy and wad zombie. Stop sending me stickers. The fuck to do with these.

Andrew Hiller (08:34):

I got my thing over

Sevan Matossian (08:35):

Here. What am I gonna do with all these? Seriously, Seriously. You fucking Cracker Jackers.

Andrew Hiller (08:42):

I, I, I’ve only got, Has he made any new cards lately? I’ve got er I

Sevan Matossian (08:47):

Know you got, you did. I’m gonna be pissed cuz I haven’t gotten it. Hey, I had Grr on today.

Andrew Hiller (08:53):

How do you do? I haven’t been able to watch one yet.

Sevan Matossian (08:55):

Well, he’s old and he’s lived a life and so he’s he’s not old. Yeah, he’s 50.

Andrew Hiller (09:01):

Okay. Are you saying, you just said you were not old.

Sevan Matossian (09:04):

No, I am old. Oh, he’s, But I’m not trying to not be old. He’s 50 and he’s lived a whole life. Like he’s been a fire captain and he’s been a CrossFit athlete and he’s a father. And so like we, the 90 minutes went by like that cuz there’s depths to him. There’s like layers to him. Like, it, it was crazy. No, I’m So you, are you interviewing just jack asses? What? Are

Andrew Hiller (09:25):

You sure he’s 50?

Sevan Matossian (09:26):

I think he’s 50. I actually think he’s 57.

Andrew Hiller (09:29):

Fuck up. No, he was, he was just in like the 40 to 44 age room not long ago.

Sevan Matossian (09:33):

He’s older. Older than me. He’s older than me.

Andrew Hiller (09:35):

Bill Grundler.

Sevan Matossian (09:37):

Hey Seon, just some gifts for you and the team. Thanks for being awesome. Someone Googled, Bill Grundler.

Andrew Hiller (09:43):

Dude, you had him on the show today. Did you know, ask how old he is?

Sevan Matossian (09:46):

No, I mean, I’m just telling

Andrew Hiller (09:47):

That he’s 44. Fuck. I was

Sevan Matossian (09:51):

Right. I was, I googled. That is such bull. There’s no way. That’s

Andrew Hiller (09:55):

Huge. Dude. I I knew that one. Like he just competing.

Sevan Matossian (09:58):

No. Okay. I wanted Hey s just some gifts for you and the team. For the team. I’m sharing this shit. Thank you Mr. Lucky straps. Hopefully one day we can camera and CrossFit. That would be cool. I actually would like that. Um, lucky star. Lucky, lucky straps. Not a hipster. I don’t mind being. Well, and I, and I wanted to open this on the air cause I don’t know what this is.

Andrew Hiller (10:26):

William. See?

Sevan Matossian (10:27):

Oh no. Oh no.

Andrew Hiller (10:29):


Sevan Matossian (10:30):

This is gonna be one of those gifts that’s so nice that I’m never gonna wanna use it

Andrew Hiller (10:34):

On the show.

Sevan Matossian (10:36):

I’m ne Oh oh. Oh wait, what is, are these place mats? What are these iPad covers?

Andrew Hiller (10:42):

All? Alright. Right.

Sevan Matossian (10:43):

Oh, I thought this was, Oh, these are mouse pads.

Andrew Hiller (10:52):

Oh, you will use that. That is nice.

Sevan Matossian (10:54):

I will use the shit out of this. Wow. Oh my God. It’s got Matt’s name on it. Oh my God. If there’s one in here for Andrew, I’m gonna Hiller, I’m gonna fucking vomit.

Andrew Hiller (11:03):

No, you know what I got. You wanna see my,

Sevan Matossian (11:05):

Oh my God. Oh my God. There’s a fucking, He’s not part of my team.

Andrew Hiller (11:11):


Sevan Matossian (11:12):

<laugh>. We use Hiller.

Andrew Hiller (11:14):

Yeah, you use me. I was just telling that to Alexis. I was like, do you see Seton’s freaking title right now? Hiller pronounces. Haley Netty. He also pay, he wants to pay an athlete. We do. This is like, this is

Sevan Matossian (11:26):

Nuts JR. Dude, that’s sick Taylor Self.

Andrew Hiller (11:32):

I’m, I’m gonna need that shirt or that, that asap.

Sevan Matossian (11:35):

Holy shit. Brace yourself. Brace yourself Heidi.

Andrew Hiller (11:45):

Oh, <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (11:46):

He went deep. Brian has one. Taylor, Heidi Jr. Andrew, Matt Suson matte Will Branstetter

Andrew Hiller (11:58):


Sevan Matossian (11:58):

And my homeboy Caleb. Caleb Beaver. Dude, this is crazy.

Andrew Hiller (12:08):

Hell yeah.

Sevan Matossian (12:09):

I might keep, I might keep, uh, yours Andrew for my other computer. What dick

Andrew Hiller (12:14):

Move You could here. I dunno if I can, This is what I’ve got. It’s just like

Sevan Matossian (12:17):

A bad go. Oh, that’s nice.

Andrew Hiller (12:19):

It’s like a freaking giant mouse pad. I had to pick up the whole computer to show you that <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (12:25):

Hey, that, that, that’s, that is nice. Hey, this probably cost the dude 50 bucks to, I think this guy’s Australian.

Andrew Hiller (12:30):

That thing is sweet. He made it out of a kangaroo.

Sevan Matossian (12:34):

He can’t stop smelling it. Thank you. This is really cool. I was waiting. I I’ve had this here next to me waiting for you to pop in the comment so I could open it and you could see me open it.

Andrew Hiller (12:44):

He’s in the comments then.

Sevan Matossian (12:46):

Yeah, that he just gave $14, $15. Oh,

Andrew Hiller (12:50):

Look at camera. That’s who’s up there. I I just read it for Stephan’s Skin cream. I never read who it was from.

Sevan Matossian (12:57):

I know you like it. I’m hearing stories about me, um, when I do nice things, Hiller. So you’ll appreciate this.

Andrew Hiller (13:03):

I do like those things.

Sevan Matossian (13:05):

I was at, uh, I was at, uh, the store today and with my kids and just now I was at the, the market and I got a cantaloupe for them to eat for breakfast tomorrow and a bunch of other shit. And the cantaloupe sitting at the top of the bag and you get kind of like a reusable, if you spend more than a hundred bucks, you get like this reusable bag. So it’s like sturdy and all my shit’s in it. And I’m walking out and as I’m walking out, there’s these like seven Hardy Kriss in a Escalade. What’s

Andrew Hiller (13:29):


Sevan Matossian (13:29):

They’re the dudes with the orange robes and they got the fucking dot on their head. I don’t even know if they’re really hardy cretins.

Andrew Hiller (13:36):


Sevan Matossian (13:36):

I’d have to look it up. But I think they’re har Kris know. And uh, and I pulled the cantaloupe out of the bag and I told one of my kids, I said, Hey, go hand that to the dude and Escalade. And my kid looks at me like, fuck no Joseph. And I said, Okay. So I I I walked over and I handed it to him and he goes, Hey, why’d you give that guy in the robe, the cantaloupe? And I go, Just cuz they’re like religious dudes. And they’re like, they’re do gooders. They’re like trying to make the planet better. And Ari looks at me, he goes, Heidi, that means dad. I go, Yeah. He goes, You’re really nice. I’m like, Yeah, Andrew Hiller. I think so too.

Andrew Hiller (14:10):

<laugh>, because you gave him a cantaloupe. That’s what he said to you? Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (14:13):

He goes, You’re really nice.

Andrew Hiller (14:15):

Now, was the cantaloupe pre-planned or were you just walking around at the can?

Sevan Matossian (14:19):

No, no, no. It was their breakfast in the morning. But you gotta give dudes and robes. Shit. You gotta, It’s just part of the, it’s

Andrew Hiller (14:25):

Part of, oh my Wait, where did you pick that up? If you give dudes in robes. Shit. So there’s dudes now do this and I’m gonna get in trouble. I’m gonna walk up to some dude, give him like a piece of pizza. Like what the fuck?

Sevan Matossian (14:36):

Um, yeah, the, the the Haley Naty or not videos Is is

Andrew Hiller (14:41):

You watch that?

Sevan Matossian (14:42):

Yeah. I I thought it was super fucking cool. It’s really long. Uh, but it it’s kinda long. Yeah, it is. It is super fucking cool. And um, it kind of made me feel good when you did that because I didn’t get the response. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> I thought I was going to get from, uh, from Brian and John Young. I thought they would’ve been like, Oh, that’s really cool. I wonder what it looks like. And it just kind of like, like when I threw it out there, it didn’t hit, you know? And so the fact that you picked it up, Oh, they hung up. What’s

Andrew Hiller (15:14):

Theism? The fun, smiley face. Do you know what that word is?

Sevan Matossian (15:20):

No. Do you know who Fitness Lonnie is? Andrew?

Andrew Hiller (15:24):

Yeah. He’s Armenhammer.

Sevan Matossian (15:27):

No, that’s a good guest though.

Andrew Hiller (15:29):

Okay, what about him?

Sevan Matossian (15:30):

There was a guy in the community named Fitness Lonnie. And uh, he used to hang out with all the cool kids and he made, and he had all these alter egos and he made these fucking hilarious videos. He was really out there and he was pretty damn fit. And he was always with all the hot chicks and the cool kids. And he just, Robert? Yeah, kind of like that. But, but, but different but so different. Roberts was more serious. Like this guy was just kind of like the homeless buff court. Gesture. Gesture.

Andrew Hiller (16:00):


Sevan Matossian (16:01):

And, um, sort of like Sam Dancer meets Robert somewhere in the middle there. And he, um, he, he both, both kind of, Hold on. I hope this everything’s okay. Uh, you’re live on the air. What’s up? Hello? Haley. You’re live. Haley. Haley. Maybe she pocket dialed me.

Andrew Hiller (16:28):

Bill Growler is 53. Guys, I text

Sevan Matossian (16:31):

You think every, you think everything’s okay in the house. Should I call my wife just to make sure?

Andrew Hiller (16:34):

You should. Has she ever been on the show? I don’t think so.

Sevan Matossian (16:39):

No. She, one time we did a show together and for some reason it didn’t upload. Right.

Andrew Hiller (16:45):

<laugh>, Of course. Thank you. Sdf. D F D G.

Sevan Matossian (16:51):

I could text her. Did everything happen? Okay. Everything. I mean, did, did every is every did everything happen? Okay. My fucking, Hey, your phone just called me. Is everything okay? Is everything, Yeah. Okay. Bye. I love you. Bye Jesusy. Okay. Uh, uh,

Andrew Hiller (17:12):

She’s good. She pocket dialed you.

Sevan Matossian (17:16):


Andrew Hiller (17:16):


Sevan Matossian (17:18):

Uh, don’t read this out loud on the show. Someone just text me something. Why? This is a great text. Why can’t I read it? Yeah. She or one of the kids did. Wait, this guy just gave $30.

Andrew Hiller (17:30):

No, it’s 10. It says 10.

Sevan Matossian (17:32):

Yeah, but over here he gave 20. I’m doing the math for us. Oh

Andrew Hiller (17:36):

Yeah. Okay. Damn. I, I didn’t put that together, dude. I’m off today. I’m like floating around over here.

Sevan Matossian (17:42):

You’re, you’re, you’re, you’re loving the comments. It’s the Hill or Fit show. I haven’t asked you one fucking question.

Andrew Hiller (17:47):

That’s okay. No, we were talking about the Hailey Netty or not, but that was really a Okay. Pull in from your own show. I was in the shower listening to you talk to Brian and John and when I grab ideas, I screenshot it and I take a note in my notepad and I’m like, I gotta do a video on that <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (18:06):

Oh, I like that.

Andrew Hiller (18:07):

So I I I have a timestamp so I don’t have to go back and find the point in time which you said that.

Sevan Matossian (18:13):

And if don’t write it down, you’re fucked because you, you’ll forget it. Forget.

Andrew Hiller (18:17):

I had, I had to like, and I had to get the phone without dropping it.

Sevan Matossian (18:22):

This could be one of those shows where we, this could be one of those shows where we never make it to. Um, uh,

Andrew Hiller (18:31):

Who texted you?

Sevan Matossian (18:32):

The actual show?

Andrew Hiller (18:34):

What did Frazer say? 45 minutes

Sevan Matossian (18:36):

We’re 45 minutes in. Oh, no,

Andrew Hiller (18:38):

No, no. You said you talked

Sevan Matossian (18:39):

To him for 45 minutes. Oh, let me just say this. Let me say this about what he said. First of all, cuz this is the most important thing. And then there was tons of stuff. So basically he called and, and, and he basically said, Hey, I just wanna clarify that I don’t get paid to do programming for events.

Andrew Hiller (18:50):


Sevan Matossian (18:51):

Shit. Yeah. And, and I said, Okay, cool. And he goes, So I just don’t want there to be any rumors out there. And I go, Yeah, I go, A lot of people came to your defense and he goes, Yeah. And he goes, um, uh, it’s not like I do, I don’t do any one better than any other one. I put my, you know, I give it my all in all of ’em and I don’t get paid for ’em. And, um, not only that, but there are tons of restrictions. So I’ll just give you one example. I said, Why do you use the torque tank? And he goes, because we have to.

Andrew Hiller (19:16):

Zing always

Sevan Matossian (19:17):

Could be mis mischaracterizing that. Hold on. I could be mischaracterizing that the way I’m saying that is is like that, that he would never use it if they didn’t have to. I, I don’t mean to say that. I, I, if, if I could get away with saying that I, I would need, I should have clarified that with him. So I don’t wanna mislead down that. But he did say, I said, Does the torque tank have to be in there? And he said, Yes, that was, that would be more accurate. Okay. Um,

Andrew Hiller (19:38):

Did you ask him whether or not it’s worth having in or like,

Sevan Matossian (19:43):

We did talk, we did talk, we did talk. And I don’t wanna say what he said because I disagree with it so much and I don’t think he’s right and I don’t wanna make it seem like, I think him and I need to have like more open dial. He, his views of what you can and can’t do with a torque tank are different than what I, you know,

Andrew Hiller (19:58):

What someone has to do is they have to have a torque tank and they have to just do some sort of a test with it.

Sevan Matossian (20:05):

Let’s see, Tor Tank race, let’s just see a race 20, the fittest guys in the, at the games. Let’s just have give up one of the events and you just, it’s a race across the field. Torque tank. That’d be awesome. I promise you that. Um, Justin will do that or, or, uh, Adrian will have to do that if you give a million dollars. Thank you Dear Torque Tank for a million dollars, they’ll let those jackasses. Uh, and, and, and if, if, if I’m right, whoever comes off the line first is the winner.

Andrew Hiller (20:32):

Um, I think it could have been a dear Bill and Katie, they sell it on Rogue, but they wouldn’t be the ones who

Sevan Matossian (20:38):

Sp I only Deer Bill and Katie. If it’s the shit I want, I, I got, I fucking, I want to torque Tank. Like I want to sha her on my gawkins. Patrick Clark, I owe you a sincere apology. Um, that, that comment on my Instagram has taken a little bit out of context. I respect your, um, contribution to the community and I really respect your contribution to the show. And I’ve always appreciated you in the comments. And, um, I, and I own Apology to Lauren Cleo actually too, because I think, I think she’s ama there’s people over there that I think are fucking amazing and I’m, and I’m all about you guys. And, and so sorry you,

Andrew Hiller (21:19):

You’re telling me that that’s directed at others.

Sevan Matossian (21:22):

I made a wise crack on my Instagram that without Tommy and Brian, that shit’s fucking gonna tank. And that’s not true. That, that’s, it’s not true. I just know that like

Andrew Hiller (21:29):

You meant just without Brian

Sevan Matossian (21:32):

<laugh>. Oh, Andrew. No.

Andrew Hiller (21:39):

Okay. Don’t you tell me what you meant. Don’t let me

Sevan Matossian (21:40):

Put words in here. I don’t wanna say anything else because I think you’re closer to the truth than I am. Okay. I need to show you this and get your feedback on it.

Andrew Hiller (21:48):

You ready? I’m excited. Yeah. Show me some shit. Show me.

Sevan Matossian (21:53):

Um, I sent it to you already

Andrew Hiller (21:56):


Sevan Matossian (21:57):

Um, to your Instagram today.

Andrew Hiller (22:01):


Sevan Matossian (22:02):

But, but, but I’m gonna show you now anyway. Oh, okay. Um, and, um, maybe a little fresh

Andrew Hiller (22:09):

Year. Live, live reaction.

Sevan Matossian (22:10):

Yeah. So you guys, I want you guys all to watch this. This is Dave Castro, the hand. It’s three very handsome men. Dave Castro, Gary, um, Sexy, Gary Gaines, and, uh, Mr. Uh, the true silver fox don fall, all sitting. Oh, with the most handsome man on earth. Ricardo. Ricardo from Brazil. Um, and Dave is answering some questions from the audience. This is in Brazil. I think they’re an affiliate and it looks like, we don’t know for sure what they asked Dave, but it looks like they asked Dave. Hey, are you done with the games forever? I’m, I’m guessing. I don’t know. They don’t play the question. That’s what, that’s all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is good shit. This is really good

Andrew Hiller (22:54):

Shit. Can you operate the back end without your team?

Sevan Matossian (22:56):

I, I, we’re about to see,

Andrew Hiller (22:58):

I’m waiting for this thing to pop

Sevan Matossian (22:59):

Up. Okay. Uh, so I go to share, um, I don’t see share. Oh, present. Oh, they don’t have a share button on stream yard anymore. Present. Oh, share screen.

Andrew Hiller (23:12):

<laugh> drew. That is the question.

Sevan Matossian (23:14):

What if I put, what if I just said video file and I just shared the, the video file. Uh,

Andrew Hiller (23:20):

Sir trolls a lot. Hey, I’m having serious problems in the bedroom. Wouldn’t the live call at

Sevan Matossian (23:27):

Fair? Great question. Great question. Great, great. Great question. The last one. Oh shit, I just did it. Wow. Okay, here we go. Could you guys hear that? Yeah. You have to listen very carefully. Here we go.

Andrew Hiller (23:43):

Got closer. Like it was in to do

Sevan Matossian (23:44):

Something <laugh>. Yeah. Here go listen up. Listen up. Here we go. So that’s Gary Gaines in the, um, in the middle with the shorts in in and the, the sunglasses hanging in the middle. That guy runs the affiliate team. Um, the dude on the right that’s Dave Castro. I don’t know who the chick is on the left with the baseball cap is don fall. And to the left of him I think is like the big affiliate dog in um, Brazil. Ricardo. I had him on the CrossFit podcast. Good dude. Chick sw around him. And I’m not using that like in, in hyperbole, like chicks get around him and they get all lightheaded. That Brazilian guy. Okay.

Andrew Hiller (24:19):

Okay, I’m

Sevan Matossian (24:19):

Ready. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (24:20):

I decided the last one that was gonna be my last analogy. I want you to move on from that.

Sevan Matossian (24:31):

I, Dave said, I decided that that last one was going to be my last announcement

Speaker 3 (24:37):

That this is Okay. Some decisions in 2022.

Sevan Matossian (24:46):

Dave said some decisions in 2022 and he gets a laugh from the crowd.

Speaker 3 (24:53):

Kinda threw a wrench in there.

Sevan Matossian (24:56):

Some decisions in 2022 through a wrench in there. So it sounds like his plan was to make whatever his last season, um, of the games going to be his last season to for some sort of announcement or something. But he never got to do it because we all know he got fired.

Speaker 3 (25:12):

How close this Now I do feel like I have unfinished

Sevan Matossian (25:21):

Business and there it is. Dave says, and now I do feel I have unfinished business. So if the question was, Hey, are you ever gonna work in the games again? And Dave is saying, Hey, I do feel like I have unfinished business. Yeah, he got fucking tossed out and it wasn’t on his own terms. Look at Don. Gary’s loving this cause he knows it puts Dawn in a weird space cuz you know, fucking the games, the games team that hates Dave is tripping. They’re like, Oh

Andrew Hiller (25:47):

Fuck <laugh>.

Sevan Matossian (25:49):

And they know Dave’s gonna go out with Dawn tonight. They probably are sharing a king size bed to save money. They’re hold a hole. They’re sleeping. Hold a hole. Don’t worry.

Andrew Hiller (25:57):

Have you ever sat like that?

Sevan Matossian (26:00):

Like what? Yeah, yeah. I try to sit like that cuz it’s what old guys are supposed to do. It’s hard. I can only do it one leg. I only do. It basically tells all the women in the room that they not to try to ride your dick <laugh>. Cause you have not. No, it’s kind of a late night thing. I do, I do it as a challenge, but I don’t sit like that out of, um, you

Andrew Hiller (26:22):

Just look so comfortable. And if I even try to get in that position, stuff gets in the way of stuff.

Sevan Matossian (26:30):

Something has to be special about your hips.

Andrew Hiller (26:33):

Wow. No.

Sevan Matossian (26:38):

Oh. And look at Don’s nodding

Speaker 3 (26:41):


Sevan Matossian (26:43):

And now he does the head scratch. That’s what I would’ve done if I was him. I’d be like, Oh fuck.

Andrew Hiller (26:46):

What language are they speaking? Spanish,

Sevan Matossian (26:49):

Uh, portugese.

Andrew Hiller (26:49):

Anybody? Can anybody like tell us what they’re saying?

Sevan Matossian (26:51):

Portuguese. Oh, I think that might be Daniel Chaffey on the left. That’s Europe’s like big dick in CrossFit. That’s a cool dude, by the way. All those dudes are cool dudes.

Speaker 3 (27:01):


Sevan Matossian (27:05):

Oh my God.

Andrew Hiller (27:07):

They’re freaking out. And it seems like it’s been going on forever, but it might be. It’s

Speaker 3 (27:14):


Sevan Matossian (27:19):


Andrew Hiller (27:20):

Bill Grs in the chat now so everyone can ask ’em how old he is.

Sevan Matossian (27:23):

<laugh>. Okay, now look at now. Now look at Dave, how he, he retracted into his, his seat. I wanna analyze this body posture here. Like he’s not, he’s either, he’s either like, fuck, I’m cool for dropping that bomb. Or he is like, Fuck, I can’t believe I said that in front of dawn. Look at Dave’s posture.

Andrew Hiller (27:45):

That tells me he’s, he’s like, Oh, I can’t believe I said that. That’s what it looks like.

Sevan Matossian (27:48):

Yeah. To me too.

Andrew Hiller (27:50):

Fuck yeah.

Sevan Matossian (27:55):

Oh shit. Me and Don are gonna have something to talk about on the flight home from Brazil

Andrew Hiller (28:00):

And Don St.

Sevan Matossian (28:01):


Andrew Hiller (28:03):

He’s like, oh, sort of a bitch. <laugh>. There’s gonna be a whirlwind.

Sevan Matossian (28:07):

That’s the first time I’ve used present video. I wonder how I make that shit go away now, but like, Oh, here, uh, removed from screen. Oh, I could have full screened it. I wanna see what that looks like. Oh, fuck that. That gets rid of us.

Andrew Hiller (28:24):

We’re back.

Sevan Matossian (28:26):

It ain’t no hill or fit, but it’s pretty cool.

Andrew Hiller (28:29):

No, that was cool. That means he is, uh, he’s kicking Adrian out. What’s that mean?

Sevan Matossian (28:33):

No, I don’t. Well shit, I don’t know. No, I don’t think so. Well,

Andrew Hiller (28:37):

When, when he says he had an unfinished business, his main business, if the games was the right programming like that, that’s what he’s passionate about from what I can tell. Right. And I’ve done quite a bit of looking into on what he said about the games. I mean, there’s a whole lot of course. But he had a plan. You read his book didn’t you? Or did you not?

Sevan Matossian (28:59):

I did not

Andrew Hiller (29:00):

Programing the pro prospect games. It was like the 2017 in there. He talks, he talks about like the year leading up to it.

Sevan Matossian (29:08):

You read it?

Andrew Hiller (29:09):

Oh yeah. It was, it was really good. I actually read it with my eyes. I didn’t like read it while listening to it.

Sevan Matossian (29:16):

I don’t think they have a listen.

Andrew Hiller (29:18):

Oh yeah. Wear my OG shirt.

Sevan Matossian (29:20):

Hiller Uhler. Great, great, uh, great podcast today. Thank you for coming on. I, I forgot what it’s like, um, talking to someone who actually like, has had a lived a life and they got shit to say,

Andrew Hiller (29:35):

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I’m sitting right here, man. Sorry. Talk about that. Ask something deep.

Sevan Matossian (29:42):

Sorry. How many years did you serve in the military?

Andrew Hiller (29:45):

Oh yeah. All right. Keep going back. Back to the na or not

Sevan Matossian (29:49):

Right, right back. Uh, okay. Um, what did I have anything? So what do you, do you wanna say anything about that? About the, um, <affirmative>.

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