#594 – Live Call In Show

Sevan Matossian (00:02):

Bam we’re live. Oh, I just erase something. I wanted to read. Damn, we’re getting this notification from stream yard saying we’re not gonna be live on Facebook in five days. It’s like, well, fix

Mattew Souza (00:13):

It. Wait, are we getting banned or

Sevan Matossian (00:16):

No? No, we’re not getting banned. Great question though. Like our link is gonna expire or something. I don’t, I don’t, I don’t even get it. We had one of those for Twitter. It gave us a countdown of when we were gonna get like, have to re Rere doc or something.

Mattew Souza (00:31):

Oh, interesting.

Sevan Matossian (00:32):

I don’t wanna re doc,

Mattew Souza (00:35):

Have you ever seen us on rumble?

Sevan Matossian (00:38):

I have seen us on rumble. We’re starting to load up on rumble. Say that again, Caleb.

Mattew Souza (00:43):

So you don’t like docking?

Sevan Matossian (00:45):

No, I don’t know. I don’t know. Docking is. Yeah, no, I like dry docking. Dry docking. Uh, Susie you’re outside.

Mattew Souza (00:57):


Sevan Matossian (00:57):

Thank you. Appreciate you knowing your audience.

Mattew Souza (01:01):

Let’s coming hot. Yep. Outside. Beautiful. Attos California.

Sevan Matossian (01:10):

I’m gonna see you tonight.

Mattew Souza (01:12):

Yeah. Are you coming? Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (01:14):

Fuck. Yeah. Come

Mattew Souza (01:14):

To beer 30. Awesome. I,

Sevan Matossian (01:17):

Uh, I told by, I asked my mom if she watched the kids, she’s like, hell yeah. I was like, all right, let’s do it.

Mattew Souza (01:24):


Sevan Matossian (01:25):

I always watch on rumble when I don’t catch it live. No shit. All right.

Mattew Souza (01:30):

So you’re that one view?

Sevan Matossian (01:31):

Yeah. Hey, you know, we could actually stream to rumble live. It was like, it’s like $25 a month. We should probably do. It

Mattew Souza (01:40):

Might be smart. The platform seems to be growing. You know, our best shows on there are all Alex Stein.

Sevan Matossian (01:45):

Uh, well that makes sense.

Mattew Souza (01:47):


Sevan Matossian (01:48):

Dude. Did you, did you see what him did you see him and Dan Crenshaw go at it. Have you guys seen this? Oh

Mattew Souza (01:55):

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sevan Matossian (01:57):

Have you seen this?

Mattew Souza (01:58):


Sevan Matossian (02:00):

What’s crazy. Is what’s crazy. Is instead of addressing the issue, like instead of Dan saying, uh, um, uh, uh, Alex is like, Hey dude, you’re a globalist, you gave money to Ukraine. This, this, and this. Dan should be like, no I didn’t or yes I did because of this, this and this, or come here, Alex, let me give you a hug. Or instead of like leaning to it, he fucking hides behind the fact that he’s a veteran mm-hmm <affirmative>, that’s, it’s crazy that he’s claiming that with him. Yeah. He’s claiming that Alex Stein is disrespecting him for being a veteran when he’s disrespect, disrespecting being a veteran by using that to hide behind. Yeah. It’s like someone hiding behind, um, uh, the color of their skin. It’s like, whoa, whoa. Now you’re disrespecting that. Or, or your roots.

Mattew Souza (02:53):

Yeah. It’s

Sevan Matossian (02:53):

Pleasure. Crazy. It’s

Mattew Souza (02:54):

So better. Think Dan?

Sevan Matossian (02:56):

Yeah, I thought better of Dan too. He’s making himself look so bad.

Mattew Souza (03:00):

So bad. Yeah. He’s like deep in the game of politics. Now. It seems like he’s just another one of them.

Sevan Matossian (03:05):

Yeah, totally. Another one of ’em it’s all ego on his part and here’s, what’s crazy. He did the same thing. Um, Alexander Ocasio Cortez did that. The OC chick he’s he, we can see what happened and Dan Crenshaw’s lying about it. He’s saying that, uh, that, uh, Stein accosted him. This is, this dude reached out and touched Alex. Mm-hmm <affirmative>, it’s the same thing with AOC. She’s the one that turned around and came back to him. She said she felt threatened by him, but then she confronted him. I don’t know what the fuck these people are thinking. It’s I guess it’s the same thing as the January 6th. The Gunless insurrection.

Mattew Souza (03:40):

It’s funny. Weird. It’s funny too. Like, you know, they’re, they’re public workers at the space, but there’s zero accountability. Like they won’t even talk or they just go hurry up across the street, hide behind that barrier.

Sevan Matossian (03:50):

Yeah. And, and now they’re saying, if you want to talk to, uh, um, uh, a public, a civil servant like that, you have to go through the loops, a X, Y, and Z. It’s like, dude, he’s walking on the street. He chose that position to represent us. Like, this is the kind of shit that’s gonna happen, dude. Do you wanna play that clip? Go ahead. Yeah. Caleb let’s play. Let’s play it.

Mattew Souza (04:09):

Yeah, play it. It’s nuts. Let her know.

Speaker 3 (04:13):

I run into the man. The one the only,

Speaker 4 (04:18):

But why retweeting Dave put saying he wants me to fail. Ask me why’d you retweet

Speaker 3 (04:23):

All that. I’m gonna put in the video, but why’d you retweet all that. Why do you think Alex? I know, but why don’t you like me? We’re both from Texas. I can help you out. You’re just not America. First. You’re a globalist, you’re giving more money to Ukraine assaulted a 65 year old. I didn’t touch. You’re such a liar. We have it on tape. There

Sevan Matossian (04:38):

It is right there.

Speaker 3 (04:39):

I’ve asked because becauses out here still lying. You’re

Sevan Matossian (04:41):

Still pause a

Speaker 3 (04:42):

Second. That’s why you’re gonna lose, dude. I know. I know you don’t know you don’t.

Sevan Matossian (04:46):

So he’s addressing this guy and this and this guy tries to pivot and say you assaulted a 65 year old woman. He’s such a bitch.

Mattew Souza (04:53):


Sevan Matossian (04:54):

Like I, even, if you don’t like Alex Stein, it’s like, you just, you just make yourself, look,

Caleb Beaver (05:02):

You just can’t do that with Alex.

Mattew Souza (05:04):


Sevan Matossian (05:05):

Yeah. And you can’t do that with him, right? Right.

Caleb Beaver (05:07):

You have. Yeah. He, I mean, as mu, as loud as he is, you, you have to build it with like logical argument. He can’t just continue to scream at him.

Sevan Matossian (05:16):

Do you remember Trump said, do you remember when Trump said he didn’t like McCain because, um, he was a loser. He didn’t like guys that got caught. That was, that was kind. That was harsh. I thought that was

Mattew Souza (05:26):


Sevan Matossian (05:28):

That was a little over the top.

Mattew Souza (05:29):

Yeah. That, um, <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (05:35):

Uh, here’s the thing, Jeff. It’s not that Alex is so thirsty. Alex is thirsty. And because of that, I give him a pass. He, he, he embodies that. Um, he’s not a, he’s not like, um, I don’t know her name, Paris Hilton is that who, who is trying to get eyeballs by releasing a sex tape? That’s being thirst. That’s like being so thirsty. This guy just, is that, that’s what he does. There’s no, the only way to defeat Alex is to lean into him. Mm-hmm <affirmative> and I don’t even know people

Mattew Souza (06:06):

Like Alex.

Sevan Matossian (06:06):

Yeah. I don’t even know if defeats the right word.

Mattew Souza (06:09):

No, but he is like that. He’s kind of like that like kidding class. That’s just like, you’re never gonna win that argument with them. And like, when you get going and your bicker back and forth, like that’s where he thrives. And so he’s like fighting with a five year old. Why he’s chasing all these people. <laugh> you see the one with the guy that hooked up with the Chinese spy?

Sevan Matossian (06:30):

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So good. I think so now he’s done. Now he’s done Dave Porto, AOC and Dan Crenshaw. Basically. He’s just put a little bit of pressure on them and all three of them have exploded.

Mattew Souza (06:45):

Mm-hmm <affirmative>

Sevan Matossian (06:46):

Like the, the, I have to guess that’s just walking around with giant ego, giant, giant, giant ego.

Mattew Souza (06:53):

He’s got some balls that’s for

Sevan Matossian (06:57):

It’s nuts. And then did you see afterwards how the cops came and talked to him?

Mattew Souza (07:03):


Sevan Matossian (07:03):

Yeah. Afterwards the cops came and talked to him and they were basically saying that, you know, they’ve changed all the rules for engagement now and the way that the whole capital is set up now because of Alex,

Mattew Souza (07:13):

What do you mean?

Sevan Matossian (07:16):

There was, uh, there’s just been I’ll I’ll read. I, I saw the, uh, text came in, someone sent me a text. Maybe it was even Alex himself. Um, let me see if I can find it. And they basically have just changed the rules of engagement in the last few days at the, uh, um, okay. So, uh, I said, you’re killing it, Alex. He said kind of, they change the rules and now people have to stay across the gate when the politicians are going to vote on stuff. And it’s like, dude, they’re just people. You should be able to talk to them. You should be able to do exactly what, um, Stein did to them. And

Mattew Souza (07:53):

Also public servants. Like you should be able to approach and talk to them and hold them accountable for their actions at any time. Like if I do something,

Caleb Beaver (08:02):

What are you ever gonna have? That kinda interaction like ever now?

Mattew Souza (08:06):

Yeah. You won’t like if I do something at the treatment, imagine me walking through and I make some weird policy and the member’s like, Hey Matt, we have to ask you a question here. Weren’t you know, did you think it’s a good idea to steal all our money and move these homeless people in? And I’m like, guys, I can’t be attacked right now. This is ridiculous. I need to do job. Like you just storm off like zero accountability.

Sevan Matossian (08:23):

It’s like when Tucker Carlson was, uh, accosted by that dude in like some hunting store in Maine. Did you see that? Like that was over the top. Never saw that. That was cool. Oh,

Mattew Souza (08:31):

I have Tucker Carlson. Is that what you’re talking? Is that what you just said?

Sevan Matossian (08:35):

Yeah. And I think that, that, that Tucker was saying that basically it was like it’s it was the FBI or something too. It was like he was being set up. It wasn’t just like a random interaction. You guys I’ve started this new, um, uh, Instagram account. It’s called capable child consulting. And, um, it’s just, it’s given me.

Sevan Matossian (08:57):

I really like it. I’m crazy passionate about it. And it’s giving me something, a new lens to look at the world through or not a new lens, but to, uh, reinvigorate Polish, sharpen the lens that I normally look at the world, uh, through and to share it with you, uh, originally inspired because my wife had kids then recently some chats with Andrew Hiller and Andrew got me all pumped up about making more kids content again. And then finally, when I had the guy Jesse Croms Croms and on Crossman Crosman um, he just makes one minute videos on YouTube. And so I’ve just been making one minute shorts on YouTube. One of the videos already got 2300 views.

Mattew Souza (09:37):


Sevan Matossian (09:38):

Yeah. Which is kind of crazy for an account that’s only a few days old. So if you go, if you find it on YouTube, you can see that, uh there’s every day, two videos come out there like a minute long each or less, or I try to, but so I wanna play 1 34, and I’m gonna make, I’ve never made a reaction video, but I’m gonna make a reaction video to this. And I wanna show you this, um, this video, this, oh,

Mattew Souza (10:01):

Did you put the link of the YouTube in that bio yet?

Sevan Matossian (10:04):

Did I?

Mattew Souza (10:05):

Yeah, that Instagram,

Sevan Matossian (10:07):

I don’t know. In which account and the rinse one. Oh, my other one’s gone, gone by the way. My blue check mark account is gone. I can’t even see it at all. Now.

Mattew Souza (10:15):

Not that account. The capable, the capable consulting account on Instagram should have a link to your, to your bio directly to your YouTube from that account.

Sevan Matossian (10:24):

Uh, this is in front I’ll check. Soon as I’m done. Thank you for the heads up. Uh, this is in front of a Chick-fil-A uh, I guess a guy tried to take a lady’s car with her baby in the car. And this is in front of a Chick-fil-A here. Action.

Mattew Souza (10:36):

Holy shit.

Sevan Matossian (10:41):

Oh, the Chick-fil-A guy just got road rash. You see his face land on the

Mattew Souza (10:45):

Mm-hmm <affirmative>

Sevan Matossian (10:49):

Now go ahead and pause it. So it’s, it’s pretty clear that this guy’s not a threat anymore. They got him on the ground and this is, this is the part that really concerns me. And I know a bunch of you are gonna try to make excuses for this mom. There’s no excuses. Sorry. This, this is what being a parent is all about. And this is, uh, failing as a parent, a 100%. What you’re about to see the lady do go action. Suspect’s apprehended. Everything’s chill. Lots of people around lots of Chick-fil-A workers with their safety vest on <laugh>. Look how wholesome all the kids are. I work at Chick-fil-A. It’s like the nicest place ever. It’s like what Starbucks used to be 10 years ago. There’s the mom. Now, listen, she’s holding the baby

Speaker 6 (11:40):

Out. Instead, baby, in her hand, thank you. Somebody got talking her you’re a baby in her hands. I dare

Sevan Matossian (11:49):

You. Now let’s pause that this lay. So the whole thing about parenting is not what you do. That’s like that’s, that’s fucking level Z parenting. What you do level a is, is, is how you react. And then there’s the whole alphabet in between your, your, your job is to is, is to react or to not react. And then when you do react to choose wisely, she’s holding a baby in her hand with some stupid ass thing on the baby’s head. I don’t know why anyone puts those dumb ass things on your head. Like, oh, look it. I don’t want anyone to confuse my baby. Make sure you know, it’s a girl. I’m gonna put something around. It’s cranium. That’s really tight. Next week. I’m gonna go get her ears pierced.

Caleb Beaver (12:38):


Sevan Matossian (12:39):

I’m the opposite of progressive I’m from the south dumb ass. Leave your kid alone. She’s she’s yelling. She’s yelling at this, at this person on the, at this person on the ground. You scared the child. I don’t even actually know if that’s the mom, by the way, that might be a bystander. Who’s just yelling while holding the baby. It is, it is so sloppy.

Caleb Beaver (13:03):

She’s definitely a bystander.

Sevan Matossian (13:05):

This is not, this is not, this is all your, so one time I yelled at my kids and my wife’s like, Hey, don’t yell at ’em. I go, they deserved it. She’s like, well, all you’re teaching them to do is to lose control when you’re, when in, in situations. And I was like, got it. Right. Yeah. Yep. Because I’m showing that they’re not listen. They’re they’re their big picture. They’re like, okay, this happens the way to deal with it is to, uh, yell.

Caleb Beaver (13:30):

Yeah. Get upset.

Sevan Matossian (13:31):

Nobody react. Yeah. Get upset. Overreact, lose control now. Okay. That’s what you do. And that’s what this lit, I mean, this is, can you imagine, would you wanna be that kid in that arm?

Caleb Beaver (13:41):


Sevan Matossian (13:43):

Wait, could you play some more? She is a fucking wackadoodle.

Caleb Beaver (13:48):


Speaker 6 (13:49):

Like that.

Sevan Matossian (13:53):

Oh, someone said, man, put your kid in the car. Wow. Did you hear that?

Caleb Beaver (13:58):


Sevan Matossian (13:58):

Dare you scare her? Like that? Are you okay sweetheart?

Caleb Beaver (14:01):

<laugh> she’s squeezing her kid all tight

Sevan Matossian (14:03):

<laugh> but Sev they were overwhelmed and blah, then it’s a missed opportunity on the mom’s part, but you don’t understand she was pumped with the adrenaline. Well, then it was a missed opportunity on the mom’s part. I don’t think she was the one getting carjacked. I thought she was the first few times I saw. But now that I’m seeing this, um, uh, now that, now that I’m seeing this, I I think, and with Caleb and Matt here, I think that they’re right. I think that was just some random lady.

Caleb Beaver (14:30):

Yeah. That’s walking up.

Sevan Matossian (14:32):

Look another lady with the baby coming up. Everyone’s bringing their babies to the fucking carjacking. Ah, look it carjacking 1 0 1.

Caleb Beaver (14:39):

After the chick play worker took her down, took him down. He, she started yelling and he’s like, ma’am thank you please. Yeah. I saw that. I saw that too. Shut the fuck up.

Sevan Matossian (14:49):

The guy says that.

Caleb Beaver (14:51):

Yeah, that was a play worker that took him down. He’s like, please stop. <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (14:58):

Fuck, man. Just ask parenting

Mattew Souza (15:03):

The correct situation in that. And I remember actually my dad teaching me this, we saw like a scuffle, some people getting loud, like you see people start to like move towards the situation so they could walk and see. And I remember him being like, yeah, when that type of stuff has nothing to do with you just keep moving and get as far away from it as you can. Yeah. You don’t, you don’t know if it’s gonna escalate to a gun fight.

Sevan Matossian (15:22):

Yeah, it’s true. She still doesn’t know if that dude has a gun. Right, right. She still doesn’t know until

Mattew Souza (15:29):

He’s in cuffs. It ain’t over.

Sevan Matossian (15:31):


Mattew Souza (15:32):

And he made me that might be a third strike. He may not. Maybe he had going back. You know what I mean? You don’t know what situation that guy’s life is

Sevan Matossian (15:39):

In and where’s his buddy.

Caleb Beaver (15:42):


Mattew Souza (15:42):

Exactly. Where’s where’s the dude dropped him off. Right.

Sevan Matossian (15:47):

Uh, if I remember you go ahead.

Caleb Beaver (15:53):

I remember some parents were getting into a fight in the middle of a, like after a baseball game. And like, it was like two, it was like a mom and another mom. They were just screaming at each other in the parking lot. And then the, they like started pushing each other around and then like the dads came in and then it like shit got serious. So then the son like ran out to go grab a bat and like started sprinting towards whatever was going. When he like ran right past me. I like grabbed him by the shirt collar and like threw him up against the wall. And I said, you don’t want to do that. <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (16:23):

Who, who did that? Who did that?

Caleb Beaver (16:25):

I did that to the kid.

Sevan Matossian (16:26):

Oh, oh. The kid was

Caleb Beaver (16:27):

Gonna run in there with a baseball bat and start swinging at people.

Sevan Matossian (16:29):

Were you a kid at the time?

Caleb Beaver (16:32):

Uh, I was probably like 17, 18 at the time.

Sevan Matossian (16:35):

Wow. You may have saved that kid’s life

Caleb Beaver (16:37):

A hundred percent. I was like, you are so stupid.

Mattew Souza (16:40):

Were you just the same size you are now? Were you just the same size you are now?

Caleb Beaver (16:45):

No, I was, was,

Mattew Souza (16:47):

Oh, cause I was gonna say that would be scary if for somebody guys I ever seen Caleb in person, he grabbed me like that.

Caleb Beaver (16:53):

No, I was a little smaller, but after that he like looked me in the eyes and was like, oh shit. Yeah. That’s probably only idea.

Sevan Matossian (17:02):

I’m trying to think if I’ve ever seen any parents get at it at any of the stuff I do. Uh, a little bit, nothing. I was

Mattew Souza (17:09):

At a, I was at a fair when there was a shooting one time.

Sevan Matossian (17:13):

Was that, was that at Hollister?

Mattew Souza (17:15):

No. Uh, at, uh, Alameda county fair and like 97, 98 crazy

Sevan Matossian (17:22):

Did, was that the end of the fair shots went off and the fair closes? No, they

Mattew Souza (17:27):

Just put metal detectors next year.

Sevan Matossian (17:29):

No, but I mean, that day

Mattew Souza (17:31):


Caleb Beaver (17:32):


Mattew Souza (17:33):

It was like a big, like fight was gonna, and this wasn’t like an active shooter situation. It was more like, you know, like gang violence, but there’s like a big fight that was gonna come by where they have all the carnival reds. Then it escalated in, uh, two of ’em just started pulling out guns and just started doing one of these at each other and running around in the whole back end where everybody was at by the, um, games and stuff, all ran to this big like gate. And there was no way out in the back. So they pushed over the fence and then everybody ran out the fence. And at the time you didn’t know what the situation was, cuz you just heard a bunch of different like gunshots and then people started setting off like fireworks and stuff. So the whole scene just descended into chaos pretty quickly. And I remember like running with my dad and my uncle. And he’s like, you remember in the movies when we watched the hard movies, I’m like, yeah. He’s like, that’s what we’re doing now. Duck behind the

Sevan Matossian (18:19):

Hard, oh that’s

Mattew Souza (18:20):

Awesome. Run fast when it’s open. And I was like, okay,

Sevan Matossian (18:22):

Your dad’s narrating it. Uh, I, I text, uh, you have Guinea, uh, the other day and asked him if he could come on the show and he, um, he said he couldn’t come on during the week. So I need to schedule a weekend with him. We’ll get that done soon. I’m curious. Also very curious, good guest. Probably Stockton. Okay. Uh, 1 35 heart attack. It’s amazing. I’m getting like three of these a day now. And to be honest, I don’t know. I don’t know what to attribute to the uh, to the, uh, vaccine or not, by the way that that UFC fighter who died of, um, liver cancer. I, it is, they are saying it is the vaccine. Now a lot shitload of people are coming out and saying, yeah, no one dies at 34 years old from liver cancer. 17 year old students suffers heart attack after finishing cross-country race found two blood clot, clots doctors are baffled on exactly what happened.

Caleb Beaver (19:16):

Baffled, huh?

Sevan Matossian (19:17):

Yeah. Baffled

Mattew Souza (19:20):

So sad.

Caleb Beaver (19:22):

That’s crazy. That’s a high school. That’s like a, not even a senior in high school

Sevan Matossian (19:26):

Too. That looks like a boy. Yeah. He’s

Caleb Beaver (19:28):

A literal child.

Sevan Matossian (19:31):

We will keep you posted 1 30, 1 36. This one, this one I found very, very, very interesting.

Caleb Beaver (19:39):

You might be able to, or argue like sickle cell, like unidentified, sickle cell, but like even in high, like even in high school athletes, were we screen for that? So I don’t,

Sevan Matossian (19:50):

I don’t know. That’s a little young too, right?

Caleb Beaver (19:54):


Sevan Matossian (19:54):


Caleb Beaver (19:55):

For sickle cell or just to have that problem.

Sevan Matossian (19:58):

Yeah. Sickle cell sickle cell to, to kick in. Like that would be a blood clot already.

Caleb Beaver (20:02):

Mm-hmm <affirmative> yeah, probably.

Sevan Matossian (20:04):

Okay. This is a trip cuz I, I, I have a love hate with the deadlift. I’m very curious what you guys are gonna think about this

Speaker 7 (20:11):

Same thing that deadlift fines for deadlifts sake, then don’t fucking do it. The risks to reward ratio is a joke for deadlifts, for deadlifts, really. And a lot of people aren’t gonna like that. I’m saying that, but if you go into any NFL, uh, gym in any division, one college football gym, and any athletics where people are actually getting paid and it matters what they’re doing, they’re not deadlift really they’re hand cleaning and power cleaning. If you’re deadlift to be a better dead lifter, fine. If you’re not doing,

Sevan Matossian (20:39):

What do you think SU

Mattew Souza (20:45):

Uh, I don’t know. That’s a thought up. I, I think that if it’s taught in incorrectly that yeah, there is the, there is no issue with the risk worth reward there. Um, and I think there’s other ways that you could develop posterior Hsing strength and stuff through like death marches or single leg RLS, where you could kind of avoid it. And you’re still gonna get the power output from your power cleaner or your hang power clean. So I don’t totally disagree with them, but I mean, that just depends on sports specific and the athlete and a bunch of other stuff. I think for the general public, they should all deadlift.

Sevan Matossian (21:13):

Oh, what do you think Caleb?

Caleb Beaver (21:16):

My argument for deadlift is always like, if you’re gonna try to pick your kids up when you’re older, you should probably do at least some form of deadlift. Like obviously you’re not gonna go super heavy, but you should do something. I can understand making it more specific when you’re a collegiate athlete, like you’re doing hang power, clean and power clean and stuff. Just it’s a power movement. But if you’re just a gen regular person trying to just pick your kids up or do random things around the house, you just probably should

Sevan Matossian (21:44):

Look who liked that. Vener liked it.

Caleb Beaver (21:48):

He’s a physical therapist.

Sevan Matossian (21:50):

So here’s the thing that, here’s the thing that’s trippy. Right? Here’s the thing. I totally get what he’s saying, but, but on the other hand, and I’m not lifting, probably I’m lifting one 10th of what that guy lifts. But on the other hand, uh, one eight on the other hand, if you just, I’m gonna mute you, Caleb, I think it’s a hum from your room. Yeah. Um, uh, on the other hand, now that my back is so tender, I would rather do smart, controlled deadlifts than explosive movements. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. And so it’s kind of this, it’s kind of this fucked situation once, once you’re already injured. Um, I don’t know if what he’s saying is right, but then on the other hand to defend what he’s saying also I think there was like a three year stretch or something, uh, back in the day where Josh Everett said he never deadlifted, all he did was clean and snatch. And then when he went back to his deadlift, it increased by 200 pounds or something crazy like that.

Mattew Souza (22:44):

Yeah. Rudy Nielsen actually did a test on that and had part of his class on a deadlift cycle. And part of it just on a power clean cycle and the people that did the power clean, actually improved at the same rate or more than the people just on the deadlift cycle. So I

Sevan Matossian (22:59):

Guess, think in the day you, you gotta be smart, which is hard to do when you first learned that if you’re 24 years old and you just learned the deadlift very hard to be smart

Mattew Souza (23:09):

Mm-hmm <affirmative>, but I think you could, it still should be taught to the general public addition to be overdone. And in his case, when he is talking about when he goes in these athletes that are being paid, these guys are actually ridiculously strong. So the weights still gonna be lifting are a ton more than my mom. And I’m just teaching my mom how to do it. Cause I know she’s gonna pick shit up off the ground. And I want her to know how to do it properly. She’s not maxing out. Her deadlift,

Sevan Matossian (23:30):

Max deadlifts are necessary because kids are obese. If you wanna pick them up, you gotta be hitting 350 pounds dead lifts. Uh, um, will, I think you’re a little behind in your technology. We’ll we’ll check with, uh, Matt here, but I think pretty much every fire station now has a, a fat person forklift. Did you know that? <laugh> so yeah,

Caleb Beaver (23:48):

My wife’s department has it. It’s a bariatric. It’s the bariatric unit.

Sevan Matossian (23:52):

Yeah. They, because I guess what was happening is the number one cause of injury in the fire department was actually this picking people up who fallen in their bathroom. So someone would fall behind their toilet. You’d get in some fucked angle to pick them up and your back would go out. Yep. So they fucking made a machine. And my buddy’s been a firefighter for over 20 years, said it used to not be like that. He said all of a sudden it’s just like people who are 200 pounds, overweight are stuck behind toilets, but they have a machine and you just it’s like a pallet Jack for, for humans.

Mattew Souza (24:20):

Mm-hmm <affirmative> yeah.

Caleb Beaver (24:22):

I’ve, I’ve heard stories of people having to take like literal, uh, like tow trucks and like bring them up to the door and strap the human into the, to, into like straps, like ratchet straps, and then have to tow them out the front door to get them out of the house and then tow them out to the hospital. Like that’s I heard that’s how that was beforehand.

Sevan Matossian (24:44):

I had a ejaculate. If someone did that to me, with me, the pallet Jack <laugh>, uh, I, we, we had an employee at CrossFit and I remember she told me that, um, her, her, I can’t remember if it was her mom or dad. I think it was her mom hadn’t left the, her the apartment in years and she needed to go to the hospital and um, the fire department had to take out the doorframe. She got so fat in her. It’s like one of those ships in a bottle, she got so fat in her house that she couldn’t come out her house. Imagine that

Caleb Beaver (25:18):

It’s like that movie what’s eating Gilbert grape. Like they have to burn the house down just to like do a funeral for the mom. Cuz she died in there. That’s exactly what it’s like.

Sevan Matossian (25:26):

It’s really because she was so fat.

Caleb Beaver (25:28):

Yeah. The, she was just so obese. She like died on the second story of the house and they were just like, well guess we’re done with the house now and they just burned it down and that’s how they buried her.

Sevan Matossian (25:40):

Geez man. Okay. Well, um, and someone got so rich off of those human forklifts.

Mattew Souza (25:50):

Oh yeah. Fuck. Yeah. I was thinking about, I was thinking about somebody who got rich off the shopping cart the other day. I

Sevan Matossian (25:56):

Dunno why. Oh man.

Mattew Souza (25:57):

But I like pushed it in with all of ’em and like clicked it. And I was like, damn, somebody out there patenting this and they’re sitting on this hill and they’re like, what did that king do? And they’re like shopping carts.

Caleb Beaver (26:06):

There’s a graveyard of shopping carts in Omaha, Nebraska. And they just have like one of those, um, like conveyor belts. And it’s just covered with like all the way up, like 200 feet tall of shopping carts. It’s like a whole graveyard of em.

Sevan Matossian (26:21):

Hey, did you see that? Um, I, I guess there was, I just typed in shopping cart patent. Um, did you ever see the, that uh, um, some state or states made it, so it was illegal to use PA plastic straws and in the United States, there was only one paper straw manufacturer. And that dude became filthy rich

Mattew Souza (26:39):

That’s so that’s the right place, right? Ti right

Sevan Matossian (26:42):

Product. Huh? And what’s crazy. Is those don’t even work like no one likes those. No,

Mattew Souza (26:46):

They taste like your drink tastes like shit when you drink through it.

Sevan Matossian (26:48):

Oh, that makes me, that makes me, uh, realize something. I wanna tell you. There’s a great story here. This is gonna bump some people out. Did we talk about this? Uh, smoking with the mask on racism towards whites people? Oh shit. Um, there was a, did we talk about the kid who just died with the, with the metal straw

Mattew Souza (27:10):

Yet? No, but I, no

Sevan Matossian (27:12):

It’s a four year old. It was in, it was in USA today. People buy and sell underwear beyond meat, failing superstar, uh, Netherlands reparations. Okay, here it is 1 44.

Sevan Matossian (27:25):

This, this kind of shit blows me away, but it doesn’t blow me away. You, you have to understand. I mean, I’m open to being wrong here, but how a knife works, the difference between a knife and like a steel beam, you know, is that a knife is the steel is, comes down to a pointy end and a steel beam is a rectangle. So you don’t take a steel beam and try to cut a shake. You take something that’s a, that’s hard and make it a really pointy angle. And that makes it sharp. And you cut it. I could take a fucking plastic straw from McDonald’s and probably fucking kill you.

Mattew Souza (28:08):


Sevan Matossian (28:10):

You open your mouth, you lay on your back and I’ll fucking Ram that thing into your throat and fucking like what? After a few tries, I’ll figure it out. So I’m coming straight down on I’ll puncture hole throughout the back of your fucking neck. That’s

Mattew Souza (28:21):

Okay. Okay. Jason born. <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (28:23):

Why, I mean they use jolly ranchers. Uh, oh the other day, the other day I pulled some packaging tape off a box. And when I pulled it off, it rolled up into a cone. And when I saw that cone, I, that cone was so fucking hard and sharp. I used it to open up the tape on the rest of the box and I was like, wow, this is how prison shit works

Mattew Souza (28:41):

Because I said prison shake. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (28:42):

A prison SHA yeah. Yell

Mattew Souza (28:43):

Shit down into that. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (28:45):

Imagine thinking that it’s okay to give any human being a metal straw to put a metal straw in your hand, in your mouth. A ma just the, what if it’s collapsing, anything could fucking happen. It is a thin. It is. It is. It is. It is closer to being a knife than a metal beam. It’s a fucking, you’re putting a human hole punch in your mouth.

Mattew Souza (29:13):

<laugh> yeah.

Sevan Matossian (29:14):

With the, with the metal straw a three year old could fucking kill you with a fucking straw. What did Trish say is Trisha here? I like Trish. What’s Trish saying <laugh> lays on back. Opens mouth and waits for ramming. Yeah. Thank you. Okay. This, this, this four year old died and this isn’t an isolated incident by the way, because the mom thought it would be a good idea to save the ocean. I mean, can you, that’s more just God, I hate to say it. That’s just more libtard shit. It’s like a it’s no, it’s no forward thinking. It’s no big picture. It’s like an experience for the straws.

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