#583 – UFC 279 Preview

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Sevan Matossian (00:00):

Is amazing. I have this really janky Mike arm.

Justin Danger Nunley (00:03):

Well it’s yeah. I mean, I paid enough for the setup. I didn’t. So after looking back at like some of my other podcasts, yeah. I was like listening to it and I was like, my shit sounds bad. So I went and dropped a lot of money.

Sevan Matossian (00:21):

I heard a vacuum cleaner turn on for a second.

Justin Danger Nunley (00:25):

Damnit. It is so

Sevan Matossian (00:27):

A vacuum cleaner.

Justin Danger Nunley (00:29):

Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (00:29):

Who is that?

Justin Danger Nunley (00:31):

It’s it’s uh,

Sevan Matossian (00:33):

Your help,

Justin Danger Nunley (00:34):

Uh, robot.

Sevan Matossian (00:35):

Oh, no shit. Really?

Justin Danger Nunley (00:37):

Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (00:38):

What’s that? What’s that black thing in the, um, in the back, like just standing at, like by, in front of your door. What is that?

Justin Danger Nunley (00:44):

Oh, so it’s a, it’s a oscillating fan.

Sevan Matossian (00:51):

Is it on?

Justin Danger Nunley (00:52):

No,

Sevan Matossian (00:54):

I thought you only needed those. If you’re over 300 pounds.

Justin Danger Nunley (00:57):

Well, my wife, you know, she’s she’s oh, you’re she’s a big bitch.

Sevan Matossian (01:01):

You’re fucked.

Justin Danger Nunley (01:02):

You’re it’s actually for my mother-in-law.

Sevan Matossian (01:05):

Oh, you’re doubly fucked.

Justin Danger Nunley (01:06):

I let her use it after she comes in from grazing.

Sevan Matossian (01:10):

Oh no. Oh no, you didn’t.

Justin Danger Nunley (01:15):

Hey, my kid found a loophole.

Sevan Matossian (01:18):

Yeah.

Justin Danger Nunley (01:19):

Yeah. So we don’t allow him to cus right. Okay. Obviously. Does

Sevan Matossian (01:23):

He say Badi

Justin Danger Nunley (01:25):

He does. He, he has said it. No. He says he does the Lizzo song walking in my blue. See, is he anyways? So he found out he found and, and you could verify this when I tell this story, Caleb, but <laugh>, there’s this guy work around and his last name. I’m not S shedding. You is ASTO penis. Okay. Not even joking.

Sevan Matossian (01:48):

That’s someone’s

Justin Danger Nunley (01:49):

Name. That’s his last name? His last name is ASTO penis. Okay. And like, he doesn’t even try to church it up or anything. Like, that’s just, it is what it is. So Blake heard me talking about ASTO penis one day and it just clicked in his head. Like that’s a free pass for me. Crystal hates it. But Blake, just about every day he comes in from school. He’s like, dad, did you talk to as subpoena last night? Did you get, see as subpoena? Let

Sevan Matossian (02:18):

Me see the spelling of this name. Let me see the spelling of this name. I’m

Justin Danger Nunley (02:21):

Pull it up. Caleb. You’ll be able to find it. You know where to

Sevan Matossian (02:24):

Find it? Is it one word? Oh, okay.

Caleb Beaver (02:26):

Yeah. Well, I won’t be able to find it on my computer. I’ll have to find it. I’ll I’ll send you a picture of it

Sevan Matossian (02:30):

Later. Ask the penis. Um, Justin is such a unique character yesterday. He just started texting you on a thread that you’re not on. It was, it was pretty amazing Caleb. So that’s why added you. That’s why I added you to that thread. He’s like the senile granddad. He just like Caleb, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I’m like, oh, okay. No,

Justin Danger Nunley (02:49):

You’re getting it wrong.

Sevan Matossian (02:49):

Oh,

Justin Danger Nunley (02:50):

Tell

Sevan Matossian (02:50):

Me you’re wrong. Tell me, tell me.

Justin Danger Nunley (02:52):

Cause I’m,

Sevan Matossian (02:53):

I’m just a humble monk. Tell me I’m wrong. I’m I’m perfectly okay with it. I’m just a humble man. Monk.

Justin Danger Nunley (02:57):

Listen, listen, I didn’t give a fuck if he was on there or not. You got him on there. Didn’t you? Yeah. Yeah. Steve, that right there.

Sevan Matossian (03:06):

That’s

Justin Danger Nunley (03:06):

That’s big. Dick energy is what

Sevan Matossian (03:08):

That’s called. Yes. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. It’s not feeble old, man. It’s big Dick energy.

Justin Danger Nunley (03:11):

Like I just, I just mentioned Caleb’s name and shit. Get like, he just got added. I didn’t even know that other guy existed.

Sevan Matossian (03:19):

Yes. Yes.

Justin Danger Nunley (03:21):

He was like, he was like, I can jump on with you real quick. And I was like, oh

Sevan Matossian (03:25):

Yeah, Suza helped you with yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Justin Danger Nunley (03:27):

Yeah. I was like, I was like, who the fuck is this guy? Right? So I jump on with him last night. And I was like, dude, I didn’t even know you existed. He’s like, well, you know, I wanna CrossFit Jim and Friday mornings is really busy. So I was like, well, it’s your wallet?

Sevan Matossian (03:40):

<laugh> yesterday. Natalie’s like, Hey, I got some new equipment. Someone jump online with me so I can test this shit out. Uh, that’s probably the fifth best coffee in the world. Fifth or six at best. And

Justin Danger Nunley (03:52):

That’s funny. Is that a pun because of Matt? Best one of the owners.

Sevan Matossian (03:57):

No, no. Oh. I think I invited him on my podcast. I don’t think he responded. Cause I don’t have a blue check mark anymore. He’s

Justin Danger Nunley (04:03):

A bitch. I’ll tell him. I’ll tell him that you called him a bitch.

Sevan Matossian (04:06):

Thank you, please do.

Justin Danger Nunley (04:07):

You’re welcome. I like Sivan said, you’re a bitch. Your baby back variety.

Sevan Matossian (04:12):

This, this guy, this guy, David Smith owns a Kamodo uh, tennis, uh, rack,

Justin Danger Nunley (04:19):

Lets say commode,

Sevan Matossian (04:20):

Commode. And uh, he sent

Justin Danger Nunley (04:22):

Owns for owns commodes.

Sevan Matossian (04:23):

He sent this for Avi and uh, but I don’t let him play with it. I play with it. That’s a Dick move. A sponsor, sends my kid a tennis racket and I fucking take it. Whatever guy first a geez. Hey, what’s worse. Letting your kids say as to penis like Justin Nunley or taking your kid’s sponsor shit.

Justin Danger Nunley (04:45):

Um, well, I mean like I can’t get onto him for saying as Topen it’s like when you read the Bible, like

Sevan Matossian (04:52):

Careful someone’s gonna get on em with as Topen.

Justin Danger Nunley (04:55):

What are you gonna do when your kid wants to read Ezekiel 2320? Do you stop him from reading the Bible or do you let him continue?

Sevan Matossian (05:03):

Oh, I think we talked about that one time. Is that the thing about horse semen?

Justin Danger Nunley (05:07):

Yeah. Where she lusted after her lovers, whose dons were the size of donkeys and whose emissions were that of horses?

Sevan Matossian (05:17):

God. Have you ever heard that red in church?

Justin Danger Nunley (05:20):

No. I have challenged. I have <laugh> I have challenged every preacher I’ve ever been friends with, like work this into a sermon, please.

Sevan Matossian (05:30):

What is this? And lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys and whose issue was like that of horses for she doted upon their Paramore. Paramore’s who’s thank you. Who? I felt like I was in the second grade and some kid just yelled that out to help me. Thank you. Paramore who’s flesh as the flesh of asses and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Justin Danger Nunley (05:59):

Damn

Sevan Matossian (06:01):

My sister’s listening to this show. She’s so bummed, bigs. She loves the Bible. She’s gonna be like, well actually took that outta context. It’s not,

Justin Danger Nunley (06:08):

No, that’s not outta context. That is literally the context of it. I know. Tell us a wild book.

Sevan Matossian (06:14):

Um, can you play this, um, this, um, in Instagram clip I sent you it’s uh, I, I watched this

Justin Danger Nunley (06:21):

Like the placement.

Sevan Matossian (06:23):

You take that shit down. Should you should only be drinking paper street coffee,

Justin Danger Nunley (06:26):

But black rifle. Who’s

Sevan Matossian (06:29):

The, who’s the speaking of black rifle. Who’s the black guy in your desk?

Justin Danger Nunley (06:33):

Roy Jones, Jr dog.

Sevan Matossian (06:34):

Oh, okay. Okay. Uh, I want you to watch a little bit of this, uh, Mr. Nunley if you don’t mind, and then I wanna ask you some questions about it. This,

Justin Danger Nunley (06:41):

This don’t call me Mr. Nunley.

Sevan Matossian (06:43):

Uh, Mr. Danger.

Justin Danger Nunley (06:45):

Better? Better.

Sevan Matossian (06:46):

Okay. Mr. Danger.

Justin Danger Nunley (06:47):

Put some respect on that shit

Sevan Matossian (06:49):

Dog. Okay. Let’s hear play action.

Speaker from the video they are watching (06:52):

Scene of England from originally.

Speaker from the video they are watching (06:58):

Um, I definitely

Speaker from the video they are watching (07:00):

Dunno. No. Gimme, gimme your best guess. I guess the country. Mm.

Speaker from the video they are watching (07:03):

What is the country again?

Speaker from the video they are watching (07:05):

Pause. Do you know what country the Panama canal is?

Sevan Matossian (07:08):

Or do you think her boobs are real? The, the first girl, not this girl.

Justin Danger Nunley (07:11):

No. <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (07:13):

I do. I do.

Justin Danger Nunley (07:13):

We were all looking at it. Go back. Okay,

Sevan Matossian (07:15):

Go ahead. You don’t think we’ll we’ll circle back around here. We’ll circle back. Okay. What country is the Panama canal? Here we go.

Justin Danger Nunley (07:22):

What the fuck?

Speaker from the video they are watching (07:24):

No. If you had to guess, like, what do you think? It sounds like it’s a, it’s a country. Yep. Yes. Do you know how many moons the earth has around? How many, if you had to guess

Speaker from the video they are watching (07:38):

Two

Justin Danger Nunley (07:40):

Pauses it. Yes.

Speaker from the video they are watching (07:41):

Do you know what time this is?

Justin Danger Nunley (07:43):

Pause it real quick. She could be right.

Sevan Matossian (07:48):

Okay. You have my attention.

Justin Danger Nunley (07:50):

Well, I mean, you’ve got the, the moon, right? But have we considered Warren moon?

Sevan Matossian (07:56):

Good

Justin Danger Nunley (07:56):

Point played for the Oilers. I

Sevan Matossian (07:58):

Mean, good point. The Oilers. Wow. How fucking old are you?

Justin Danger Nunley (08:03):

You know what? I just, I had a, a country music singer ask me this other day. Cause I brought up one of his old songs and he was like, dude, if you remember that shit, you gotta be on Viagra by now. <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (08:14):

Dude, I haven’t watched football in fucking 175 years and I used to watch one Warren moon played. I remember, oh look a black quarterback. Wow.

Justin Danger Nunley (08:23):

Is Warren moon? Is, is he still, is he still alive?

Sevan Matossian (08:27):

I don’t know. But he was cool. That fucker would fucking run. Do you remember that shit?

Justin Danger Nunley (08:30):

Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. He

Sevan Matossian (08:32):

Was good. Was stud

Justin Danger Nunley (08:33):

You know what? Those uniforms were probably like he was OG OG best uniforms. The powder blue with the, with the all rig on it.

Sevan Matossian (08:43):

Yeah. Those were great. It kind of had a Miami dolphins feel. Right? Kind of. Yeah.

Justin Danger Nunley (08:47):

Yeah. Why did we leave the video?

Sevan Matossian (08:49):

We’ll come back to it. He wants so we can see so we can see your face bigger. Cause you’re so handsome. Um, what happened? What happened to the Houston Oilers? Is that not a, that’s not a full team anymore.

Justin Danger Nunley (08:59):

They’re they’re in Tennessee now. They, so they moved to Tennessee to Nashville. They’re the Tennessee Titans now.

Sevan Matossian (09:05):

Oh, I thought that was a new team. That’s the Houston Oilers. Yeah.

Justin Danger Nunley (09:08):

That’s not an expansion team. No.

Sevan Matossian (09:10):

Hey, I think that’s, this is too serious for the show. I think it’s horrible for the NFL brand when they do that, that’s the kind of stuff that makes it. So I don’t watch football anymore. Hello, Mr. Danger’s phone’s

Justin Danger Nunley (09:25):

Uh, letting me know that I need to take my Viagra.

Sevan Matossian (09:29):

Have you ever tried at Viagra?

Justin Danger Nunley (09:31):

I did

Sevan Matossian (09:32):

It. It’s it’s not cool.

Justin Danger Nunley (09:34):

No, it’s not, not if you don’t need it, I’m telling you I beat, I beat that thing, like a drum and it wouldn’t go down. I started getting scared. I was like, I’m gonna have to go to the doctor.

Sevan Matossian (09:41):

Yes.

Justin Danger Nunley (09:42):

I mean, I’ve told you, like I did everything I could to make that thing go down. It, I, I was scared. I was like, my Wiener’s gonna fall off.

Sevan Matossian (09:49):

And, and it’s kind of like,

Caleb Beaver (09:51):

I like candy

Sevan Matossian (09:53):

Really?

Caleb Beaver (09:55):

Yeah. If you’re like over, like, it’s like either 35 or 40 and you have like erectile dysfunction issues. They’re just like, here’s some SIL. And then they like dudes will come back monthly and be like, Hey, I need it. Now I’m

Justin Danger Nunley (10:10):

Out unintended, oncoming back. It’s

Sevan Matossian (10:12):

Definitely a recreational drug. It’s fucking not medicinal. And, and um, for the next week you have to be careful what you think about, you have to be like on guard. It becomes like an enemy in your pants. It’s it’s like, it’s not, yeah.

Justin Danger Nunley (10:24):

It’s fucking 12 years old again getting called up to the goddamn chalkboard. Yes. Like we all remember that. You’re like, man, that I’m, I’m fucking bricked up. I can’t come up there teacher. And you know, it was always that one teacher too, that would always like wear the, like the tighter fitting, like fucking dress pants. And she, she wasn’t really hot, but she was, she was cute enough that, you know, you’re like 12 years old and you’re like teacher got some ass, you know? Uh,

Sevan Matossian (10:50):

What class was that?

Justin Danger Nunley (10:52):

Uh, algebra.

Sevan Matossian (10:54):

It’s. Mine was Spanish.

Justin Danger Nunley (10:55):

Really?

Sevan Matossian (10:56):

Yeah. Ms. Jackson,

Justin Danger Nunley (10:58):

Ms. Jackson.

Sevan Matossian (10:59):

There’s nothing special about her. She just, she just wasn’t heinous and she was young.

Justin Danger Nunley (11:04):

Yeah.

Caleb Beaver (11:05):

We spoke Spanish.

Justin Danger Nunley (11:07):

Oh, Mo that’s J

Sevan Matossian (11:10):

Good point. Good point. Okay. Let’s

Justin Danger Nunley (11:12):

Keep. I just said, okay,

Sevan Matossian (11:14):

Let’s keep, keep playing. Keep let’s keep looking at, um, fucking retard bill.

Justin Danger Nunley (11:18):

They said you gotta, you gotta flip it between your waistband and stomach <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (11:22):

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can remember that being in, in class and being like, what, what the fuck? How high do I have to pull my pants up?

Justin Danger Nunley (11:29):

Gotta tuck that shit dog.

Sevan Matossian (11:31):

Okay, here we go.

Speaker from the video they are watching (11:36):

5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, uh, 2 45 idiot.

Speaker from the video they are watching (11:39):

Yes. Do you know what country? The great wall of China is in country? Yeah. Maybe I have to guess Japanese.

Justin Danger Nunley (11:51):

Japanese. Yes.

Speaker from the video they are watching (11:52):

Do you know what the third month of each year is? Ain’t that leave year or

Justin Danger Nunley (11:57):

Some shit. You gotta be shitting me.

Speaker from the video they are watching (11:59):

Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (12:00):

That’s my first question. That’s my first question. Is this real?

Justin Danger Nunley (12:05):

Yeah. Yeah. Have like, do you go out in public a lot? Me fucking dumb.

Sevan Matossian (12:13):

I, this is fucking incredible to me. Okay. So I do wanna say these,

Justin Danger Nunley (12:17):

These people vote.

Sevan Matossian (12:18):

Yes. That’s exactly where I went. I also went to, we did a pandemic to protect these people. I I’m tripping. Let me ask you this real quick though. <laugh> half, Hey, half. I’m gonna give half these people a pass though, right? Just because the camera’s on them and they’re nervous, right? Half of them, you just gotta give a pass to.

Justin Danger Nunley (12:35):

No, no, no. You don’t. No fuck that, man. I don’t care how nervous you are. The third month of every year, we all know is April.

Sevan Matossian (12:44):

Well, wait till you see this next one. This <laugh> wait till you see this ne wait till you see these next two are just, I mean, this is, it starts getting really weird here in a second. Okay. Let’s go.

Speaker from the video they are watching (12:58):

Hundred is fuck around what it is. If you had to guess probably like 75. I don’t know. Yes. Can you name all the months?

Speaker from the video they are watching (13:08):

September, January, February, March, April, may. June, July, August.

Sevan Matossian (13:12):

Okay. Can you pause right quick to

Justin Danger Nunley (13:14):

Autumn? She went straight to autumn. She said, she said, fuck the, the, the spring.

Sevan Matossian (13:19):

I don’t mean to be. I don’t mean to be. Yeah, fuck it. I’m gonna be, don’t do it. Just don’t do it too late. Is that accent for real? Does she have a box of fucking marbles in her mouth? Do people really talk like that?

Justin Danger Nunley (13:30):

Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (13:33):

Yes. Yes. She has a box of marbles or yes. They really talk like that or yes, both. Yes.

Justin Danger Nunley (13:36):

Both. Both.

Sevan Matossian (13:37):

Holy shit. That, I mean, how are you? You can’t even get a fucking job. Like, um, uh, uh, answering telephones. If you sound like that, like what the fuck is that person supposed to do with her life?

Justin Danger Nunley (13:48):

I don’t think she’s worried about answering telephones, man. All

Sevan Matossian (13:51):

Right. Good, good, good call. Good point. Look at me. Projecting onto her. My values. I’m such a scumbag.

Justin Danger Nunley (13:57):

Do you know what and how

Sevan Matossian (13:58):

I should have been a Christian? What?

Justin Danger Nunley (13:59):

Dude? A lot of these people, they probably, you know what all jokes are. They probably make more money than we do.

Sevan Matossian (14:05):

Oh, oh, oh. You’re hurting me. Hey,

Justin Danger Nunley (14:10):

How about hold up. Have you seen the guy on to that? That does the, uh, <laugh> that ask? I hit stop. Get it together.

Sevan Matossian (14:26):

That’s a notification that his vape cartridge is running low.

Justin Danger Nunley (14:31):

Okay. Have you seen the dude on TikTok that asked people? He’s like, he’s like the son or black history month or, or he’ll like, he’ll ask people, you know, the NFL or black history month, like shit like that. Right. And people, people will choose black

Speaker from the video they are watching (14:50):

History month. Every time over the fear of getting canceled. It’s like, bitch, you wouldn’t survive without

Justin Danger Nunley (14:55):

The sun.

Sevan Matossian (14:56):

Oh, that’s how, that’s what he’s asking. Yeah.

Speaker from the video they are watching (15:02):

Yeah. It’s it’s funny. I always laugh. I’m like, I’m like you let this motherfucker ask me one time.

Sevan Matossian (15:08):

Did you find him? Caleb. Caleb doesn’t even look like he’s looking for him.

Speaker from the video they are watching (15:12):

Look for what?

Sevan Matossian (15:13):

Excuse me. Oh,

Justin Danger Nunley (15:15):

The fucking guy.

Sevan Matossian (15:16):

What’s his name? I wanna find him for the fucking guy.

Speaker from the video they are watching (15:20):

Don’t even know how to, how do I even search

Sevan Matossian (15:21):

For that? Yeah. TikTok black history month. <laugh> okay. Let’s go. Keep playing this video. Keep let’s keep going down. Recard bill. I mean that clinic

Speaker from the video they are watching (15:32):

Plus seven plus seven is 28. No, no, no. I’m um, 14. That seven. I don’t know. What do we call a shape with five sides? Is it an octagon? She’s

Justin Danger Nunley (15:53):

That is such

Speaker from the video they are watching (15:55):

That’s octagon is eight,

Sevan Matossian (15:57):

But I wanna tell you something. Pause her. This is

Speaker from the video they are watching (15:59):

It. Stop sign

Sevan Matossian (16:00):

That girl right there though. Could babysit my kids. I like her. That’s the only one I’m like, okay. You’re not a retard. For some reason. I just like her. You

Justin Danger Nunley (16:07):

Can actually see her like working it out through. Even if you don’t know the answer she’s going through, you know, she’s going through the shapes. She’s like, is it a stop sign? You know, it’s a Pentagon.

Sevan Matossian (16:20):

How old is that girl? Before I say something crazy

Justin Danger Nunley (16:23):

That she’s gotta be 19, 18 or

Sevan Matossian (16:24):

19. And, and she’s beautiful too. She’s cool. This is the only one I’m giving a PA. I’m giving her a pass. I wanna make fun of her.

Justin Danger Nunley (16:30):

Jeff said ironically, millions of people find Justin an ly. Funny. I, I don’t get it either. Jeff. It is what it is, man.

Sevan Matossian (16:40):

Louis Le Lemos, Louis, Louis. Louis. I want to tell you you’re $20. I appreciate it. Greatly

Justin Danger Nunley (16:50):

Louis.

Sevan Matossian (16:50):

Thank you. Okay. Um,

Justin Danger Nunley (16:53):

Why does this say $20?

Sevan Matossian (16:55):

Yeah, don’t worry about that. Um,

Justin Danger Nunley (16:57):

No, y’all paying this bitch for me to be on here.

Sevan Matossian (17:00):

<laugh>

Justin Danger Nunley (17:01):

Hold on. I ain’t getting cut. Where’s my money at?

Sevan Matossian (17:04):

Oh no, no. That’s that what’s a typo or something. I don’t know what that is. Why is that orange down there?

Justin Danger Nunley (17:09):

You’re a con man.

Sevan Matossian (17:11):

Um, I, I think that’s it. I think that’s all of them. I, I do want to, I do wanna give that girl a pass. I do like this, this girl, I think, um, she’s on to something she at least knows her shapes. Um, so I’m gonna give her a pass. What the fuck dude? You, do you think we were just looking at like 50% of the United States or, or is that just 5%? Like, did that guy have to work really hard to find those people?

Justin Danger Nunley (17:38):

You know, this brings me to an interesting question. Yeah. That I’ve always wondered. Like if, if you’re stupid, like truly stupid, like very and dumb. Do you know you’re dumb? Or do you just think life’s a little bit tougher? <laugh> you know, you’re like

Sevan Matossian (17:56):

This shit’s kinda, oh, you know, you know,

Justin Danger Nunley (17:58):

You think

Sevan Matossian (17:58):

So. Yeah. I used to work in a home with, uh, mentally disabled adults for five years and they all know. And that was one of the most hard,

Justin Danger Nunley (18:05):

No, no, no. I’m not talking about people that like legitimately are like mentally challenged or like have a mental, um, you know, whatever I’m talking about. People that are stupid, not people that are slow, do stupid people know they’re stupid.

Sevan Matossian (18:22):

I know people that don’t think clearly and that don’t have depth to them. Um, and I know that’s a little bit vague, but I could give examples. They don’t know that. Like I like, I like we, we watched the whole entire movement in this country. Um, or people who say I follow the science and then you can, and, and they don’t even know what they’re saying. No, I don’t think they know they’re stupid. They don’t know. Hmm. They don’t know. But I think these people know, I think these people know, like the other day my kids were talking about how many oceans there are. And I’m like, fuck, I don’t know how many oceans there are. I used to know that that slipped my mind seven. I mean, obviously know, I obviously know that no, there’s seven continents.

Justin Danger Nunley (19:01):

No, there’s seven.

Sevan Matossian (19:02):

No, there’s not seven oceans. There’s the Pacific, the Atlantic, the Indian. And there might be like one, an antic ocean or something. Right? How

Justin Danger Nunley (19:09):

The China, the China ocean,

Sevan Matossian (19:11):

The vagina ocean,

Justin Danger Nunley (19:12):

China.

Sevan Matossian (19:14):

But, so, so I’m okay with like people I’m okay with people like forgetting stuff. Cuz I forget shit too. But fucking calling when they, she says Europe, I forget what the question was. But like as, as a reference to what a country, I mean now you’re just falling into just shit show VI. Okay. Four. Okay. Okay. Got it. Arctic ocean. I said antic

Justin Danger Nunley (19:36):

Arctic.

Sevan Matossian (19:38):

So

Justin Danger Nunley (19:38):

I’m a, did you know that Metallica has played on every continent, including Antarctica?

Sevan Matossian (19:43):

No

Justin Danger Nunley (19:44):

Shit. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (19:46):

Did you just waste that, that on the show or will you recycle that later?

Justin Danger Nunley (19:49):

Oh, I’ve used it before. You apparently you don’t watch my content. Just say I

Sevan Matossian (19:52):

Do. I do. But you put something out every fucking six hours and sometimes I have to fucking, yeah

Justin Danger Nunley (19:58):

Dude, I’m telling you if I don’t, if I don’t post twice a day, I feel like I’m getting left behind. I’m a, I’m a dude. I’m I’m a worker.

Sevan Matossian (20:06):

You have creative juices.

Justin Danger Nunley (20:08):

Listen, I’ve got juices.

Sevan Matossian (20:11):

Uh,

Justin Danger Nunley (20:12):

Great wall of China.

Sevan Matossian (20:14):

What

Justin Danger Nunley (20:15):

About it? Did you know that sections of the great wall of China was made with sticky rice,

Sevan Matossian (20:20):

Racist,

Justin Danger Nunley (20:21):

Racist? No, that’s true. That’s actually a historical fact.

Sevan Matossian (20:24):

Okay. This show’s over. I will not

Justin Danger Nunley (20:26):

Historical fact.

Sevan Matossian (20:28):

Did you know that? Um, they’re working on making, um, motorcycles, fixing

Justin Danger Nunley (20:33):

To say some fucked up shit

Sevan Matossian (20:34):

In Japan. That, that run off of rice.

Justin Danger Nunley (20:37):

Really?

Sevan Matossian (20:38):

No. Um, hazmat.

Justin Danger Nunley (20:42):

I knew he was gonna say some dome shit. Caleb.

Sevan Matossian (20:45):

Caleb, can you bring up the U can you bring up the UFC schedule?

Justin Danger Nunley (20:47):

Where is Dian?

Sevan Matossian (20:49):

Are you dude just sucking weight right now. Why don’t you text him

Justin Danger Nunley (20:54):

Suffering? Is he supposed to be on here again?

Sevan Matossian (21:01):

Uh, this, this,

Justin Danger Nunley (21:09):

Did you Darion the fuck you at?

Sevan Matossian (21:13):

Did you see what happened at the press conference yesterday, Justin? Oh yeah.

Justin Danger Nunley (21:16):

He F fights tomorrow.

Sevan Matossian (21:17):

Yes, yes, yes did. Yeah. Heidi says suck and wait. I don’t

Justin Danger Nunley (21:21):

Want to hear any bullshit about it. Oh, I’m too tired from cutting weight. Get in here dog. Come on. Let’s talk about it.

Sevan Matossian (21:28):

Hey, and he’s doing the selfie. Did you go to his Instagram? He’s doing the selfies in front of the mirror and his body’s all looking all sharp and shit

Justin Danger Nunley (21:34):

Darion. I don’t care if you’re probably cutting weight. Get in here. Come on. Let’s go. You are, are you posing for selfies in the mirror for your, for the gram? Come on.

Sevan Matossian (21:44):

He is. Uh, did you, did you hear what happened at the press conference yesterday? I

Justin Danger Nunley (21:49):

Saw it. I saw it this morning. What I don’t. Why did he, why did he just leave the stage?

Sevan Matossian (21:55):

So, so BA I guess basically, uh, Kevin Holland and uh, and Cosmo got into it. Hamont got into it. The uh, the fucking guy in the main card fighting Diaz, I guess they got, yeah. Look at him.

Justin Danger Nunley (22:06):

Damn shred city.

Sevan Matossian (22:08):

Yeah. He’s ready all juiced up.

Justin Danger Nunley (22:11):

He don’t look ready to me. Do you think, do you think he oil himself up with Vaseline or is that coconut oil?

Sevan Matossian (22:18):

That is sweat. That’s just Mandy ain there. That is mango. Cause he’s little and Hey, but here’s the question. Look how high he pulled up his shorts.

Justin Danger Nunley (22:28):

He trying to show up. He trying to show the junk off

Sevan Matossian (22:31):

Something, something he’s got that right. Quad flexed. God, his legs don’t look symmetrical. His left quad looks like that looks like that’s

Justin Danger Nunley (22:40):

Bad angles. That’s just bad angles.

Sevan Matossian (22:46):

God, I can’t believe I don’t have a blue check mark. It’s so embarrassing when I post now I should just stop posting.

Justin Danger Nunley (22:51):

You should. I’ve been mean to talk to you about that.

Sevan Matossian (22:54):

Hey, do you know? Do you know what, um, do you know what Bucci is the definition? The, the, the real definition? Yeah. Mr.

Justin Danger Nunley (23:01):

Danger. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (23:03):

Do you, yeah, we’ve looked it up before, are you sure? You know what it is? Yeah.

Justin Danger Nunley (23:07):

I’m pretty sure. Yeah. I know what it is.

Sevan Matossian (23:09):

It’s you know, it’s an odor.

Justin Danger Nunley (23:12):

No, I thought, okay. So what is it?

Sevan Matossian (23:15):

It’s it’s it’s an odor in a room of, um, well it looks like, uh, it’s a, it’s a pungent go figure odor of three combined sources, but Dick and pussy, <laugh> the odors routine. It’s routinely caused by vigorous sexual activity, using all three sources at once. It’s also accompanied by a sweaty humid room atmosphere. And that’s why. All right,

Justin Danger Nunley (23:42):

Well, it was good coming on this week. I’ll see. Y’all later. I

Sevan Matossian (23:45):

Just, I bring it up. I know it’s a, I know it’s a disgusting word and it should not be ever mentioned on the internet, but people use it wrong all the time. I, I rarely hear it. I rarely see it used. Right. I, I don’t see anyone use it. Right. See, you didn’t even know the real definition and that’s the problem with this world.

Justin Danger Nunley (24:03):

What the fuck?

Sevan Matossian (24:04):

Just words. Okay. Back back. Uh, so at the press conference, um, shit broke out wild, I guess it got so fucking crazy. Did you hear Diaz had 57 people back there?

Caleb Beaver (24:14):

Whoa,

Sevan Matossian (24:15):

The ENT, the entourage. And Hamod had 37. They almost had a hundred. What?

Caleb Beaver (24:24):

They have huge camps.

Sevan Matossian (24:26):

Yeah. That’s like almost a, that’s almost a hundred dudes back there and they weren’t ready for that shit.

Justin Danger Nunley (24:31):

I may start calling Aspen UCCI

Sevan Matossian (24:35):

Oh, just his name. Just call him that. Like when you talk to him, Bucci

Justin Danger Nunley (24:39):

What up? Bucci <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (24:43):

That should be his middle name.

Justin Danger Nunley (24:45):

Yeah. <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (24:48):

What’s the deal with that? What is that? Guy’s real name? What is it?

Justin Danger Nunley (24:51):

Atop penis. I’m not even joking. That is his real last name.

Sevan Matossian (24:55):

Dana white says things got very physical between multiple fighters backstage. Yeah. I wa he did not want to talk about it, but it sounded, uh, do you think,

Justin Danger Nunley (25:03):

You think he just did that just for the, for the Prius?

Sevan Matossian (25:07):

I don’t. I don’t. I, he, he looked, uh, he looked, I mean, I think it’s good for the fight, but I think he’s really shaken. I think when he was up there talking, he did, he looked shaken, shooken, disturbed.

Caleb Beaver (25:21):

He stayed pretty cool, but I do think he was like very taken aback by how crazy it got back there.

Sevan Matossian (25:27):

I did notice how white he was though. Usually he’s more red and his shirt actually fit him. Pretty good. Usually his shit’s too tight on him. And I thought maybe, maybe he’s also stressed out cuz he like quit drinking a little bit. Like he’s cut back on the drinking.

Justin Danger Nunley (25:43):

What do, what does that mean? Multiple things happening? Like what the fuck happened?

Sevan Matossian (25:49):

Soup, supposedly

Justin Danger Nunley (25:51):

Darion where’s Dian. He could answer this.

Sevan Matossian (25:53):

So supposedly what happened, you know, Holland and, and Hamod aren’t even fighting each other and yet they got into a fight back there, supposedly. And then, and then, and then when all of security went to go deal with that, another fight broke out somewhere else. And so there were in, according to Dana, there were three different incidents happening simultaneously and they didn’t have the security to even handle really one because nothing like that had ever happened before in 22 years,

Justin Danger Nunley (26:21):

All he all. And

Sevan Matossian (26:22):

One of the reporters asked, Hey, where do you find bodyguards to break up fights between professional fighters? And he goes, yeah, it’s fuck. It’s a total fucking disaster.

Justin Danger Nunley (26:30):

<laugh>

Sevan Matossian (26:31):

I don’t think that. I don’t think, uh, Jeff they’re turning the, uh, UFC into the WWE. I think U have just a lot of just fired up dudes. No, you’re fake Jeff.

Justin Danger Nunley (26:40):

Jeff talks a lot of shit.

Sevan Matossian (26:41):

Oh, he’s he’s new, new to the show and he’s just, he’s in the comments and someone paid $10 the other day. If I would kick him out.

Justin Danger Nunley (26:49):

I remember my first time

Sevan Matossian (26:51):

I think this dude did. Yeah, go ahead your first time. What? In a room full of Badi Hey, how many people does it take to create the odor of Badi that’s all I was trying to figure out the physics of that can,

Justin Danger Nunley (27:02):

Can, what? Like it would have to be like a swinger’s party or a gang bang at

Sevan Matossian (27:05):

Least three. Yeah. If, if Cosmo and Kevin bumped into each other, that’s their beef. None of us are gonna step in. So I was saying that to Kevin, like none of us are gonna jump. You have your beef with Cosmo. And he was like, just worry about your fights. Don’t tell me what to do.

Justin Danger Nunley (27:19):

<laugh>

Caleb Beaver (27:20):

That’s from Darren till.

Sevan Matossian (27:22):

Yeah. I, I watched that too. I watched Darren till and um, and, and what’s his name? Uh, Kevin Holland talk in a lobby. Hey, it was like high school shit, Justin, they wouldn’t, they, they, they were talking to each other, but none neither of them would walk away cuz they didn’t want to be a pussy. Like the first person walk away was gonna be puss. So they just stood there and looked at each other and it went on for minutes and minutes.

Justin Danger Nunley (27:43):

<laugh>

Caleb Beaver (27:44):

Well, Kevin Holland can’t shut his mouth. He’s constantly talking.

Sevan Matossian (27:49):

Holy shit. Darren till was injured in the altercation was supposedly knocked out by Chris. Avala no shit.

Caleb Beaver (27:57):

I didn’t even know who that is.

Sevan Matossian (27:59):

Pull up Chris. Avala I just can’t believe Darren till was fucking knocked out. Wow. That’s fucking nuts.

Caleb Beaver (28:06):

You should see who it’s by look at this guy. He’s fucking tiny.

Sevan Matossian (28:13):

Justin came and participate cuz he is so excited that he got a new microphone. Wow. That looks like asked to mouth right there is that the ASTO mouth guy eight wins nine losses. You don’t see that very often more lost

Caleb Beaver (28:26):

There until

Sevan Matossian (28:27):

Hey he’s nine and nine now.

Caleb Beaver (28:30):

<laugh> <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (28:36):

Hey. Um, in, in all honestly, none. I thought that um, uh, I thought that they were feeding, um, Diaz to the wolves. He’s 37 years old. This other dude’s fucking 27 he’s you know or whatever. Do you think Diaz even has a chance, a remote chance.

Justin Danger Nunley (28:55):

Yeah. He’s gonna win.

Sevan Matossian (28:58):

You’re picking Diaz.

Justin Danger Nunley (28:59):

Yeah. Wow. He’s because he’s fucking crazy. Like Jeff, Jeff, stop being a pussy. Stop making excuses. Who cares if you’re having issues, be just be Savage in the comments. We’re here for it. Hey ain’t nobody blocking. You have fun. Go ham. You,

Sevan Matossian (29:18):

You think, you think you think Dazs is gonna win that fight

Justin Danger Nunley (29:21):

100%.

Sevan Matossian (29:23):

Okay. I don’t think there’s anything else to say. There has anyone else picked Diaz? What are the betting nods on that? That’s my, they must, they must be fucking crazy. Do you ever bet?

Justin Danger Nunley (29:34):

Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (29:34):

Mr.

Justin Danger Nunley (29:34):

Danger. Yeah. Yes. 100%. I bet.

Sevan Matossian (29:37):

Do you have a, do you have a betting app on your phone?

Justin Danger Nunley (29:40):

Um,

Sevan Matossian (29:41):

What are you wanting to see what the line is? Yeah. I don’t even know what that means, but yeah. I, I need someone always to break that down for Meson. What that means is if you bet a hundred dollars, you only get $1 back and I’m like, oh, okay, thank you. D is by submission Dylan. I love you. But are you outta your fucking mind?

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