#577 – Live Call In Show

Sevan Matossian (00:01):

Shit. I don’t even have my headphones on we’re live son of hairs, all dis a.

Mattew Souza (00:20):

He did get that whole box of CEO stuff at the house. Huh?

Sevan Matossian (00:23):

Oh shit. Why just rocking new shit every day.

Mattew Souza (00:25):

Yeah, it’s cool.

Sevan Matossian (00:27):

It was so much shit.

Mattew Souza (00:29):

<laugh> I’m in the same shirt it was for this morning.

Sevan Matossian (00:32):

He, yeah. What were you?

Mattew Souza (00:33):

I was at our venue where we getting married.

Sevan Matossian (00:36):

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Were you there all day?

Mattew Souza (00:40):

Uh, for the most part, like we drove out and we had to go to like a couple different spots and like run some errands and stuff like that out there. Like pick a restaurant and go to the welcome. Just a bunch of crap. I mean a bunch of really fun stuff that I enjoyed doing. Like, I can hear you.

Sevan Matossian (00:59):

I like your paper street mug in the back.

Mattew Souza (01:02):

Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don’t like yet. He’s they keep, they like do too good of a job at what they do.

Sevan Matossian (01:08):

Uh, keep it too hot.

Mattew Souza (01:09):

Yeah. And I feel like I can never drink it. Even with the lid off.

Sevan Matossian (01:14):

I wanna ask you questions about your wedding. I don’t wanna get you in trouble.

Mattew Souza (01:18):


Sevan Matossian (01:19):

I would just be going from place to place being like, oh fuck. How much is it gonna cost me here? Oh, how much is it gonna cost me here? Oh, how much is it gonna cost me here? I wouldn’t be able to get settled

Mattew Souza (01:28):

When you get so stressed. You’re like, Hey, we can’t afford gas on the way home.

Sevan Matossian (01:31):

Yes. The walk. Yes. Yes. <laugh> yes. Anytime you can you throw your car in neutral and skate? <laugh>

Mattew Souza (01:37):

That’s right.

Sevan Matossian (01:38):

Oh, the skateboard.

Mattew Souza (01:40):

You got a skateboard.

Sevan Matossian (01:42):

I don’t, Hey Travis, are we selling those? I don’t think we could sell those. Um, we get a cease and desist. Won’t we, it looks too much like Santa Cruz. Are we selling those? My kid asked my kid saw it. It’s in the garage. My kid, the fuck’s going on with my, you know, when you burn your, um, eyelashes, like they click every time you blink. I didn’t burn them, but like they’re clicking. <laugh> I haven’t had that feeling since I’ve been like a little kid playing with

Mattew Souza (02:08):

Fireworks. Yeah. Turning the gas on the, uh, on the, on the barbecue too much. Then when you go to light it with the lighter, just,

Sevan Matossian (02:17):

Uh, no, that was wonderful. Okay. Um, I will, uh, bring it in the next show. I’m so I, I literally came in here. I did, we start the show late today. I literally came in here at seven. I’m kind of a mess. I mean, not in a bad way, in a good way. Oh dude, I got this fucking crazy idea. You know how Hiller, um, accused, uh, is, is the word accused? Someone said he didn’t accuse. I don’t care. What you, what, what should we call it? He made a video about Tia that said Nady or not. And I was thinking, and I shouldn’t say I was thinking, my wife actually asked me. She goes, I wonder if he accuses his, uh, girlfriend, Alexis of, uh, of cheating on him. Like how many signs does he need? You know what I mean,

Mattew Souza (03:03):

Views. It depends on the views.

Sevan Matossian (03:04):

<laugh> ah, right, right. Hiller. That’s a great idea of her video is Alexis cheating on me? And like you, like, here’s a picture of her last night. She’s not smiling. Here’s a picture of her tonight. And she is smiling. What’s the difference. I

Mattew Souza (03:18):

Could see the thumbnails, Tim, like, you know how they always do that. It’s like a facial expression. And then something,

Sevan Matossian (03:23):

Her vagina smells like penis. She’s cheating off. <laugh> <laugh>

Mattew Souza (03:30):

Deep, undercover to figure it out.

Sevan Matossian (03:32):

I had a, uh, I had a friend. I, how do I, I came on the show one minute before the show started. I’m like, I have nothing to talk about. I’m canceling the show. <laugh> I had a, I had a, I had a friend who, his girlfriend, this was back in the day. When you, you would download porn off of, um,

Mattew Souza (03:54):

Like lime wire or one of those, like Napster, what are you checking out?

Sevan Matossian (03:58):

I’m twitching. You ever get like a Twitch, like in I’m twitching, but it’s in my tricep.

Mattew Souza (04:02):


Sevan Matossian (04:05):

Uh, yeah. Off of like naps or it was Limewire. Did you say Limewire? Mm-hmm <affirmative> yeah. Off of Limewire and it sat in your dock and it was like a lime and you clicked it and it started bouncing. And then, then you started ish it, yeah. And, uh, she, he, he would store his porn in his trash, on his website. So his girlfriend on his computer. So his girlfriend wouldn’t fight. Remember the little trash can they, I mean, they probably still have it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I still see it right here. Yep.

Mattew Souza (04:31):

Just never impeded. It just would double click.

Sevan Matossian (04:34):

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Story. And she caught him and, and she said that was cheating on her. It was weird.

Mattew Souza (04:43):

O okay. Okay. I’ve heard that argument before.

Sevan Matossian (04:47):

There’s another kind of cheating too. It’s like emotional cheating. Like if you’re friends with a girl mm-hmm <affirmative> while you have another girlfriend, it could be seen as, uh

Mattew Souza (04:56):


Sevan Matossian (04:57):

<affirmative> I don’t really know. It’s weird. Life’s weird.

Mattew Souza (05:01):

<laugh> but it is.

Sevan Matossian (05:04):

We’re trying to get JRO um, scheduled, huh?

Mattew Souza (05:08):


Sevan Matossian (05:08):

I see in the check

Mattew Souza (05:09):

I’m shoot. I’m shooting for him to get him on Monday. Cuz we have that spot and then another day held open for somebody else. And they went for, uh, the seventh, not the fifth. So now we’re we need to get somebody in that, that slot. Hopefully it’s him. Hopefully that

Sevan Matossian (05:23):

Works. Yeah. That’ll be awesome. Those of you guys don’t know, Jay rod is, uh, Nick Rodriguez, his uh, younger brother, um, in the qualifier. He went, uh, to go to the Abu Dhabi, uh, combat club championships in Vegas this year. Uh, he at the qualifier, I think he went to the west coast qualifier. He went seven for seven in victories and seven submissions, which is pretty fucking awesome. And he’s just a smaller version of Nicki Rodriguez, even if you’re not interested in, um, jujitsu. It’s cool. It’s it’s a young dude. Who’s just fucking kicking ass. And anyway, I was just like, wouldn’t that be interesting to hear? Hillers take like does he, because he he’s willing to, there were some signs that he saw in Tia that moved him so much in, in conjunction with the fact that he, what he says, I think is that he wants to make videos that people wanna see and he wants to put on subscribers and get views. But in conjunction with that, he saw some signs that made him think that it was worth telling the world that he thinks she’s taking performance, enhancing drugs. I wonder what I would love to know what the signs are. Um, if he, if, uh, Alexis is banging some dude, does he have a, did you see his video on, um, on a student loans?

Mattew Souza (06:37):

I did not. No. I wanted to watch it. I saw it look like he put some time into it.

Sevan Matossian (06:42):

Yeah, you should see it right

Mattew Souza (06:43):


Sevan Matossian (06:43):

My alley. You should see it. It’s it’s um, if nothing else it’s bold. It’s bold. Okay. That was 1 47. What are the signs? Your chick is cheating on you. I’m I’m I’m erasing 1 48 too. I don’t, I, I don’t wanna talk about 1 48.

Mattew Souza (06:58):

Okay. I don’t, I don’t have the notes just so you know,

Sevan Matossian (07:05):

I sent them.

Mattew Souza (07:09):

I don’t have ’em I just refreshed it.

Sevan Matossian (07:15):

Uh, sent

Mattew Souza (07:17):

Side side note though. You remember that show cheaters and that, that host got stabbed.

Sevan Matossian (07:21):

Oh, I don’t re I never got to see that show. That was just one of those shows that I just heard about. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (07:27):

Hold on.

Sevan Matossian (07:28):

Okay. Uh, I, it sent it to you at 6 51. Oh, what the fuck is this?

Mattew Souza (07:34):

Yeah, it’s not in my inbox.

Sevan Matossian (07:36):

I didn’t send it to you. What the fuck was going on,

Mattew Souza (07:41):


Sevan Matossian (07:41):

Yeah. Sorry. So tell me about cheaters. Sorry.

Mattew Souza (07:43):

So the, the show they sent all these private investigators and like, they would get all the information. And then once they like soundly had the information that it was going on, they would like present it to the spouse or whoever it was. Right. And they’d be like, here’s what we found. And then they’d be like, okay. And then they’d say, and now we have ’em at this restaurant right now. Do you want to go confront them? And they’d be like, hell yeah, let’s go. And they would run there with the whole camera crew. And they would like confront the person. And it was always, it was entertaining, but it was also like sad, you know? <laugh>, you’re like, fuck, these are, this is like people’s actual lives. But anyhow, they did it to a guy. I think it was on a boat one time. And he just turned and just like freaking, just stabbed the host of it was like, you’re ruining my life. Bam done. <laugh> did

Sevan Matossian (08:22):

The guy die?

Mattew Souza (08:23):

No, he didn’t die. But he, but uh, I think the show is canceled. <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (08:28):

Hey, you kind of expect that. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (08:31):

I mean, at some point, okay. I got him now.

Sevan Matossian (08:34):

You should kind of expect that. I want, I, I, I know I sent something it’s so weird when that happens. Uh, John boo Caria. You’re the winner of a 1984 Nissan pickup truck. Congratulations. Thank you. That was really cool. I don’t even have like a cool guest on and, and you donated money. Oh, sorry. Last Susan’s not a guest. Uh,

Mattew Souza (08:59):

Yeah. I was like, I don’t think I qualify.

Sevan Matossian (09:01):

Oh shit. That’s not a good sign, John. Good timing on the money. My wife says, uh, Toyota called and they have an update on our forerunner. That’s not good. Hmm. I took it in there today. It’s it’s it’s fine. But the, the maintenance light’s on, which means it’s time for me to pay them some money. <laugh> yeah, I take it in there. They’re like, it’s gonna be $379. I’m like, cool. Not

Mattew Souza (09:20):


Sevan Matossian (09:20):

But I, but, but like for what oil change,

Mattew Souza (09:24):

<laugh>, that’s, that’s all change.

Sevan Matossian (09:26):

Yeah. That’s what it is. Basically. The guy’s like, well, we rotate your tires too. I’m like, Hey, I just bought new tires from you. I got, uh, any drive anywhere, no flats or whatever. They’re like 1800 for four. You know what I mean? Like you get a fly. You still go 55 miles an hour for 60 miles.

Mattew Souza (09:41):

Yep. Yeah. Those could be a lifesaver, especially for the wife and kids. Right?

Sevan Matossian (09:44):

Yeah. And me, fuck. I don’t know how to do. I

Mattew Souza (09:46):

Don’t know what I’m doing. You know, you’re not a guys, guy could get out there, change the tire and change your own oil.

Sevan Matossian (09:53):

Sue’s a main character, not how to guest. The only thing that I can do, that’s pretty manly is, um, I do practice opening the safe that the gun’s in and I’m getting it down like, and I can do it in the dark and all that

Mattew Souza (10:04):

Pretty handy skill, I guess. <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (10:09):

You a flat tire? You might need a gun. Uh, so what, what would be the signs, uh, of a chick on you? I, Andrew, I would really like to, I’m gonna actually text him that copy

Mattew Souza (10:22):


Sevan Matossian (10:24):

Uh, Hiller. I text him. Right. That’s a good idea for a show, right?

Mattew Souza (10:29):


Sevan Matossian (10:29):

It’s what are the signs of a chick cheating on you? You’re mate cheating on you, Hiller video. Oh. Instead of Naty or not, it’s called cheating or not. <laugh> cheating,

Mattew Souza (10:40):

Faithful or not,

Sevan Matossian (10:41):


Mattew Souza (10:43):

Well that guy from, um, I think his name was like Derek from more plates, more dates. I mean, he made a massive YouTube channel just off of that.

Sevan Matossian (10:51):

Nady or not.

Mattew Souza (10:52):


Sevan Matossian (10:54):

Is that that’s his thing.

Mattew Souza (10:55):

Yep. And he used to go to like these, uh, expo conventions and find these like bodybuilders that were just clearly, you know, not clearly, most likely suspected of being on steroids. And then he, by claiming to be Natty and he would just confront them at these expo’s very reminiscent kind of what hill was doing at the games, but it wasn’t so much a confrontation.

Sevan Matossian (11:14):

No shit. Would that turn into a fight?

Mattew Souza (11:18):

I, the couple of ’em that I watched, it’s like, I think that it just turns into a little bit of like a escalation.

Sevan Matossian (11:24):

Is that how he got so big? A little bit,

Mattew Souza (11:26):

But that, yeah, mm-hmm <affirmative> I think that was him in the early days. I mean, somebody in the comments probably know a little bit more, more than me, but yeah, he, he used to make those Naty or not videos on all the, you know, body builders guys in that, in that area, what even call it. And then he would go to those expos and call him out and be like, Hey, so, and so like with his phone, like you, you said this, like, is that true? Are you really not like, blah, blah, blah. And like question him right there and confront him about it. Maybe get pissed.

Sevan Matossian (11:51):

It’s so weird that you would in a sport where you can openly openly use peds that you would use peds in the division that fuck that’s a, that’s like, you’re a fucking third grader. And like, you’re excited. You just get a medal. Like my kids are so fucking excited. Like it doesn’t matter. My kids go to Ji <inaudible>, there’s only three people right. In, in the, in the way. So someone’s getting the bronze, no matter what, every kid’s get in a medal, cuz there’s only three kids. Mm-hmm <affirmative> and my kids never, if they got the bronze, they’re never like, oh my that’s, this is bullshit. <laugh> yeah. They’re so proud of it. Like, yes. <laugh> like, if you have a nice body and you go to a competition and, and enter in the natural division, when you’re on peds, you right. That’s like being a, you just want what? You would just want the metal to hang it home. <laugh> yeah. That, that makes no fucking sense.

Mattew Souza (12:49):

Yeah. Especially like you said, you could just compete openly doing steroids, like the rest of ’em doing fine. Was that a call?

Sevan Matossian (12:59):

Oh, I think so. Mr. Flexi,

Mr. Flexi (13:02):

Mr. Flexi. Hi. What’s up?

Sevan Matossian (13:05):


Mr. Flexi (13:07):

So just and the lady about the weight loss.

Sevan Matossian (13:16):

Ah, yes, yes, yes.

Mr. Flexi (13:19):

She, she did a circular argument and ended up agreeing with me in the end.

Sevan Matossian (13:22):

Oh, that’s so trippy. Because my sister asked me about that this morning, my sister goes, what did you think about that lady? I’m like, she, I feel like she’s tried to like stand her ground and then talk. And then before, and I respected her for that. And then before it was over, she’s like, nah, fuck it. Don’t do it. I mean, that’s kinda like how I felt too. Like

Mattew Souza (13:40):

She gave it at all this

Mr. Flexi (13:41):

Up there. I feel like she said, there’s a place for it. And then all of a sudden she said, wait, no, you still have to change your diet. And that’s all that I said from the GetGo.

Sevan Matossian (13:50):

Yeah. It’s like when you go over to your ex’s house and she’s like, there’s no way I’m gonna fuck you. And like you just sit around for 15 minutes and you’re fucking

Mattew Souza (13:57):

All right. Fine.

Sevan Matossian (13:59):

All right. Fine. There’s no. Okay, sure.

Mr. Flexi (14:04):

<laugh> yeah. There’s no way I’m taking PDs to get better across it. All right. Sounds

Sevan Matossian (14:10):

<laugh> yeah. Hey, did Hiller release a video today? Thank you. Sneak peek of one of his videos that’s coming up. I don’t wanna talk about it if he didn’t release it. I’m checking. How, how are you, how are, how are you doing, uh, um, uh, Mr. Buer?

Mr. Flexi (14:29):

Oh, I’m doing great, man. We just finished a whole day at the amusement park with my kid walked around road rides for the first time and 10 years. Cause I’m small enough to now.

Sevan Matossian (14:38):

Oh, awesome. Congratulations. Where’d you guys go?

Mr. Flexi (14:41):

Uh, garden Williamsburg.

Sevan Matossian (14:44):

Oh, I oh, maybe I’ve heard of that. They allowed drinking there.

Mr. Flexi (14:50):

Uh, there, there is. I it’s, uh, it’s owned by Anheuser Bush, you know Budweis.

Sevan Matossian (14:55):

Oh, so it really is named after. Wow, that’s cool. All right. I like that. I I’m trying to think of how, when I was at Disneyland, that was the one thing I didn’t do that I kind of wish I would’ve done. They have, I guess you could buy some alcohol there. And I think that would’ve made me last sound count. Disney, I think a little less uptight.

Mr. Flexi (15:13):

Yeah. A

Sevan Matossian (15:14):

Little less uptight. Take some performance enhancing less. Uptightness <laugh>

Mattew Souza (15:18):

Social lubricant.

Sevan Matossian (15:20):

Yeah. All right. Well, anything else you wanna add to, uh, the, the, the lady, the 55 year old lady who, um, does surgeries on that, but things that people should work hard.

Mr. Flexi (15:31):

Yeah. I, I, I think that, uh, I think it’s probably a good tool to get people started. Um, but you, you still have to make the lifestyle change at the end of the day,

Sevan Matossian (15:41):

Man. It’s it sounds, I, I agree. It sounds scary. It sounds like, uh, did you hear the guy we had on? I think it was, um, the Philly owner was Nick sellers and he, I mean, he basically had bariatric surgery, but because he a bomb exploded next to him.

Mr. Flexi (15:55):


Sevan Matossian (15:56):

And, uh, his shit’s all fucked up. He has to be, you know, he has to eat perfectly in order to get enough nutrients since part of his intestine, the part of his intestine that absorbs certain kinds of nutrients doesn’t work. So good.

Mr. Flexi (16:09):

Yeah. Just the idea that that is like a side effect of this elective surgery, not elective for him, obviously, but just the idea that that’s a side effect that you would have to live with to me says that it’s probably not a good idea. There’s no, there’s no side effects from right. And exercising except for being healthy.

Sevan Matossian (16:29):

If, if, uh, you asked Gary, well, well, next time I have Gary Robertson, I’ll ask him if he wishes he would’ve kept his skin because man, the price he had to pay for cutting that skin off sounds like a son of a

Mr. Flexi (16:45):

Weight. Their lost got remove you years after make sure like keep it off. But that, that, that is really intense.

Sevan Matossian (16:56):

You remember what he said, right? That basically you, you have a limited number of fat cells. He cut off a bunch of fat cells. So now the fat’s going to the cells that are, uh, fat cells that are attached to his internal organ. So he is getting fat build up around his organs. I don’t, I’m no fucking that’s, uh, doctor. Well, I don’t even know if you, I can say that anymore with my feelings towards doctors, but, um, that, that does not sound good.

Mr. Flexi (17:19):

No, no, it sounds pretty good.

Sevan Matossian (17:23):

Yeah. Sometimes when I, sometimes when I fart on the air or even when I don’t even know, I farted on the air, one of my guests farted on the air, someone will say in the comments, I heard someone fart at one hour and three minutes and eight seconds. You ever seen those comments? And he’s like, wow,

Mattew Souza (17:36):

No, but I remember when that happened with the guest of ours one time

Sevan Matossian (17:39):

<laugh> oh, the guest farted. Yeah. I hope it wasn’t the guest who claimed that they had someone under the table?

Mattew Souza (17:46):

No. No.

Sevan Matossian (17:50):

All right, Mr. Buler. Well, thank you.

Mattew Souza (17:52):


Sevan Matossian (17:52):

Have a good night. Nice to hear from you.

Mattew Souza (17:54):

Bye brother. You know, I know two people that got those, uh, that gastric pie shot bypassed, like stomach surgery. Yeah. And, and they both had something that lasted from it. The crew debt.

Sevan Matossian (18:07):

Oh, you mean like, it, it costs, ’em so much money that they got debt. Yep.

Mattew Souza (18:10):

Like both of ’em took loans out or took money out of their like equity outta their home. I think one of ’em did don’t like quote me on a hundred percent, but I’m pretty sure that’s what happened. And uh, both of ’em look exactly the same, if not have the same amount of weight gain, if they had done nothing at all, except for, they’re still paying that down.

Sevan Matossian (18:27):

Uh, that sucks. Um that’s is, and that’s look what Sean says. He knows someone who had it lost a hun

Mattew Souza (18:34):

Getting it back,

Sevan Matossian (18:35):

Like got it. Back on. Who’s this MOJ, uh, black guns, black guns matter. I, I can invite, have you seen Kanye west is back in active on, on Instagram again? You’ve seen that. Yep.

Mattew Souza (18:48):

Yeah, I follow. Yay. The truth.

Sevan Matossian (18:51):

Can, can you, um, can you pull up his Instagram? Let’s go over that for a second. I don’t understand some of the shit he’s saying to be honest with you.

Mattew Souza (19:00):


Sevan Matossian (19:01):

Mo T O U R E. I can’t find that account MOJ tour. Is it called black guns matter or is it MOJ tour accounts? I don’t see Mo tour. I’d need his Instagram. Oh yeah. Oh shit. He’s going hard. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (19:18):

Yeah. Should we just kind of

Sevan Matossian (19:23):

Go, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Let’s go through a Kae west. Adidas was paying the lawyer to change the contract.

Mattew Souza (19:29):

Just puts the lawyer up there.

Sevan Matossian (19:31):

Well, and, and, and we don’t even know what he’s talking about, but the people in the know know, and they’re not too stoked, he put it up. Right, right. They’re like, oh fuck. Yep. Adidas was paying the lawyer. Hey, let’s do a little snooping on that. Okay. Uh, um, oh, can you open up an, uh, hold on. I’m gonna look it up here. I’m gonna type in Adidas, Kanye lawyer on the us fifth divorce attorney quits

Mattew Souza (19:59):

My gosh,

Sevan Matossian (20:00):

Uh, amid divorce from Kim Kardashian. Holy shit. Kanye west has lost his fifth divorce attorney as reported by TMZ. Um, standby as reported by TMZ amid separation from Kim Kardashian, which finally has trial date set for later this year has reported by rolling Stone’s lawyer. Samantha specter was relieved from the case on Friday, after she requested as such from Los Angeles county, Steve Cochran, she cited a breakdown communication as the reason behind the request leaving yay without representation of the divorce proceedings. The former couple were declared legally single in March, but they’ve yet to reach a settlement in regards to the wealth and four children. Caller high. What’s up. What’s up?

Mr. Flexi (20:47):

How you doing? Was that uh, Danny from CRI?

Sevan Matossian (20:52):

Yep. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. Danny Bueller. He was on

Mr. Flexi (20:54):

Show. I just, just, this is and I, the podcast.

Sevan Matossian (21:05):

Oh, what’s up.

Mr. Flexi (21:07):

What’s up baby?

Sevan Matossian (21:08):

Holy shit. Um, only, uh, only, uh, Krypton callers tonight, please. No one, if you’re not affiliated with, uh, CrossFit Krypton or Ben Smith, please do not call in tonight. I mean, fuck, fuck our streak. Uh, what’s up

Mr. Flexi (21:24):

Chill. I mean, I heard you were talking about Biden. I know I can rip on that idiot for a long time. So

Sevan Matossian (21:31):

Joe, I don’t think we did we talk about Joe tonight? <laugh> it? Was it the title of the show? Everybody said, oh yeah. I haven’t even seen the title of the show. The titles of the show are just supposed to be, I don’t know what they’re supposed to be. Here’s the thing. They’re a work in progress. Here’s the thing. JB, do people call you JB or, or Mr. Anderson?

Mr. Flexi (21:49):

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, well, it’s JB JB, but it is with its interesting. Me and Ben like the rip on the matrix a lot. And I’m Mr. Anderson and he’s Mr. Smith. So that’s a little, uh, mine, blunder.

Sevan Matossian (22:02):

I like it. Uh, Mr. Anderson, I don’t, I don’t pay the people who work on the podcast. And so there’s this very delicate, uh, level of authority and leadership that I must, um, uh, uh, uh, what’s that called? What do you do with the sword? You swing the uh, um, uh, fuck. I forget what the word is, but basically I have to be very careful. I can’t yeah. Brand the way I brandish my authority the way I, I, uh, my, yeah, I can’t treat them like you callers. I have to treat them a little bit more. Oh, fantastic. You’re I love your creativity quick, Susan, change that shit. Change that.

Mr. Flexi (22:46):


Sevan Matossian (22:46):

You for your contributions. Oh my God. Brilliant work. <laugh>

Mr. Flexi (22:51):


Sevan Matossian (22:53):

Uh, Mr. Bra stutter, Mr. Caleb beaver, Ms. McDonald, even, uh, uh, Elise Elise’s, uh, right. Elise has been kicks out some, uh, the gone, gone rogue and, uh, Trina. No, no. That’s Trina, Trina, uh, Trina, uh, miss pork chops. Yeah. Everyone’s just, uh, yeah, I, the, the newsletter, everyone, it’s just like, holy shit. Sometimes I see that shit. I’m like, oh God. And you call this person, tell him, oh, but I heard someone say, fuck Joe Biden at his Hitler rally speech.

Mr. Flexi (23:30):

Yeah, dude. But we can rip on whatever you wanna rip on. I’m I’m down to talk. Cause I’m my wife left her wallet in my car and I drove all the way back from Maryland to Virginia got back home and she, and she’s flying to California tomorrow to see. So I got home, had to drive Maryland again. And now I’m driving home. This got done listening to a different podcast on YouTube here you on it’s.

Sevan Matossian (23:59):

I know what I’m gonna talk about. I know what I’m gonna talk about when you get off the phone.

Mr. Flexi (24:03):

<laugh> okay.

Sevan Matossian (24:05):

I dunno what I’m gonna talk about when you’re on the phone.

Mr. Flexi (24:08):

Interesting. What do you think? I mean, me and Ben haven’t about yet, but I’m intrigued by it’s little bit of another story where it’s like, and I don’t know hill, but I imagine it’s like, yeah, I got really strong, really fast, really capable. And I still didn’t make a games type of school.

Sevan Matossian (24:32):

I saw this dude and I hung with this. Let me tell you, uh, I hung with this dude. Oh, by the way that Cobra Kai video is fucking amazing. I don’t under how does that only have 6,000 views? That’s the one where he talks about, um, softball, cheating and softball. That’s actually his best video ever.

Mr. Flexi (24:49):


Sevan Matossian (24:50):

That was fascinating about the bat.

Mr. Flexi (24:51):

Oh yeah. The whole thing. Oh, he, he really is. Uh, he, for as much as it is, uh, it’s easy to, uh, critique him and be a hater. Uh, I think we’re doing a disservice to the community by treating what he’s doing that way. Like he’s doing what nobody else is willing to do.

Sevan Matossian (25:13):

Well, I like, I like all of it, but I didn’t like, I didn’t like the Tia thing, but that being said, I’m gonna go ahead and do it. I hung with this dude, this dude exhibits all the signs of fucking being on steroids. He’s exceedingly handsome. He stinks like sex <laugh> and he fucking is yod out of his fucking mind and he’s just fucking, and he’s a magnet. He’s like, you just wanna be around him and all the dudes. I know who’ve been juiced up who are charismatic. So I think that this is his second. I, I think this is his second go at it. If, if I’m, if I’m guessing, if I was, I that’s, if I had to

Mr. Flexi (25:47):

Be, I’m not sure how, how old he is or anything like

Sevan Matossian (25:51):

That. He’s, thirty’s 30.

Mr. Flexi (25:52):

He’s probably OK. Couple years younger than me. So I’m the same age. I’m 32. And, and like the most mediocre CrossFitter, you know, of all time,

Sevan Matossian (26:03):

What does that mean? What does that mean? Do you have a, do you have a seven minute Fran?

Mr. Flexi (26:09):

I mean, I, I can do Fran in minutes. Like maybe like two 50,

Sevan Matossian (26:14):

Oh, eat a day. Mediocre. The mediocre. I mean, this is, this is just crazy. Your shit’s all per you have, um, what’s that called? You have, uh, instead of body dysmorphia, you have CrossFit dysmorphia because you hang out with fucking Laura HVAT and fucking, uh, and that’s another person whose name I say, right? Like Justin mades. And I get no credit. I’m the only two people in the fucking business that say their names, right?

Mr. Flexi (26:38):

<laugh> it’s, it is weird being in that environment. It, it really is your you’re humble daily. And at the same time you do an open workout right next to Laura. And she goes unbroken on that stupid, uh, thruster pull up thruster, test the bar thruster bar workout from this year, she’s finishes in like three minutes or four minutes or something. I fell off the bar at like nine minutes and threw up immediately. <laugh> so that’s why I say medioc prospect, I guess, just because of the people that I’m around.

Sevan Matossian (27:15):

I did this, um, I, I used to do this podcast with, uh, Josh and Matt, and one time on the show, I said, um, this, this is totally, uh, this is totally a perfect example of where in my me and Matt’s relationship. Do you know what I’m gonna say, Suza, <laugh> go ahead. You know what I’m gonna say? This is, this is a perfect example of where me and Matt, um, didn’t click, not in a bad, this isn’t the bad thing at all. It was great. But we were just like, we were too cog. We were too two wheels with cogs on him and, and we never did this, or rarely did we do this? Can you see my, you can’t see my fingers, but it’s that thing, you know, when, when I, when gears, yes, we never did that thing. Where, where, uh, um, a SP graph, like, are we, two wheels were never aligned and we were, so I, I made this, um, comment where I said, yeah, I would never fucking work out with you and Josh it’d be too fucking, it’d be fucking pathetic. I’d be too embarrassed. He’s like, oh, and it, it’s just a kind of like just a, a backhand compliment of them. It’s like, of course I would work out with you, but he took it and fucking ran with it. <laugh> cause he doesn’t understand some of the nuances of that kind of humor. He’d be like, oh, do you, you need to, don’t worry. You can work out what the, and it turned into this 15 minute thing about how it would be okay. That I work out with him.

Mr. Flexi (28:29):


Sevan Matossian (28:30):

And I’m just like, this is, this is this isn’t this, this

Mr. Flexi (28:34):

Isn’t gonna, it just, wasn’t the same conversation. You’re trying to have you’re to make point about something drastically different. Then obviously I can do whatever you’re doing.

Sevan Matossian (28:42):

I should have just told him shut up. I’m joking. But I, yeah, I was trying to be respectful. I was, I was too had too much star power for me at the time.

Mr. Flexi (28:49):

Yeah. Yeah. There was one time that I went to the, uh, this invitational no was right before and, uh, was doing the thing at mayhem Al whatever it was. And, um, Ben competed in it. So I went and we’re hanging it, you know, is what it is. The events over. We all go back to Rich’s house and I’m sitting there with just like the OG games guys, just like Josh rich, um, Ben, then Dan Bailey, Scott pan, all those cats are all hanging. That’s cool. I’m sitting at, at, on the, and I’m like, where the hell am I right now? How is this going on? You, you know, like growing up, watching, I watched every video on, on the internet that had to do with CrossFit. And I mean, they’re all a part of all of them. And, uh, it was, it was pretty wild way. Should

Sevan Matossian (29:54):

Guys make you if the dance.