Speaker 1 (00:00):
In Paris, France, the main event Cyril gone versus tied to a VAA. Number one, versus number three heavyweights in the world. The co main event, Marvin Victoria versus Robert Whitaker. Number one versus number two and the middleweight division. Couple things I wanna point out before we get started. The early prelims started, uh, noon on the east coast. The main card starts at three o’clock on the east coast. The entire card is only available on ESPN. Plus couple of fights. You might not know about Benoy stee versus Gabriel Miranda. They have 25 wins between them all 25 were stoppages and 23 of those were by submission. Miranda has the edge and overall experience, but this is his octagon debut. This will be saved in these’s third appearance for us and doing it in his home country. Both guys have similar game plans. They come right at you with strikes and try to take the fight to the ground.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Both like to scramble and hunt for that submission. St. Dini has the horsepower. While Miranda is just very slick. Another fight you might not know about a boost mega Medoff versus Dustin STS. A boost is considered by many, an instant top 15 contender with 19 of his 24 wins by finish a boost is aggressive and he looks to make an instant impression for his long awaited UFC debut. He faces Dustin STS. Who’s coming off a big win versus Dwight ran Dustin’s well rounded has slicked submissions and is looking to end the boost hype train. This is definitely a look into the future contenders. You do not wanna miss this fight if you don’t know now, you know,
Turd Ferguson (01:47):
If you don’t know, no, you know this
Sevan Matossian (01:51):
Saturday, I fucking love Dana. Can I say something woke? So unlike me ready? I’m so I’m so tired of this stuffy old fucking white guy who fucking owns the NFL NBA. MLB. Look, you know what I mean? I love the Dana white look. Can you hear me, Justin? You looking around like fucking, you just lost your virginity. You saw your first Dick.
Turd Ferguson (02:17):
Can you hear me?
Sevan Matossian (02:18):
I can you sound good? You got a new mic, new Mike.
Turd Ferguson (02:22):
I did
Sevan Matossian (02:22):
New Mike. You can hear, I see
Turd Ferguson (02:25):
It. We jerking off the J green John or talking about a microphone.
Sevan Matossian (02:28):
Uh, both. Uh don’t don’t pigeonhole me. Hey, uh, isn’t Dana. Great.
Turd Ferguson (02:35):
Well, I mean I’m yeah, I mean, you’re the one up here. Stroking him off.
Sevan Matossian (02:38):
Fuck. He’s great. I,
Turd Ferguson (02:40):
I didn’t see the interview. What’d he say
Sevan Matossian (02:41):
Nothing. He just came hard. He promotes his fights. He’s not like in a box somewhere wearing a suit. He just comes off hard. He just says, Hey motherfuckers, look today. We got some great fights today. Here it is. And he lays it out. He’s doing the job of someone who’s below his pay grade and he doesn’t care. He’s showing his passion. He’s invested. He’s the, he’s the general who’s on the field with the cigar in one hand, a fucking girl. And with his arm around a girl, another hand in a fucking AK in the other hand, like he’s handling business. Yeah, look, Jeremy. He, I J I, I just respect it. I respect it’s it’s it’s what real professionalism looks like. And yet, um, and yet, and yet in some places it’s frowned upon because he is not wearing a tie. You know what I mean?
Turd Ferguson (03:28):
I’ve often wondered what the UFC’s gonna look like when Dana steps away, it’s gonna usually happen,
Sevan Matossian (03:36):
Dude, that, that, that WME that bought the UFC, that thing’s 80% woke that that’s fucking Hollywood to the T. They hate Dana over there. I bet the people who bought that shit, they must hate him. They hate Trump with a passion in those people, but, but they got Dana and he’s making them cash. So they’re gonna suck it up. They’re gonna suck it up
Turd Ferguson (04:01):
Where where’s Dian.
Sevan Matossian (04:04):
Well, that hurts. That hurts. I’m I’m, I’m so exciting right now and bring so much energy. You shouldn’t even notice he’s missing.
Turd Ferguson (04:11):
Well, I mean, that’s your diversity. You’re missing your diversity. So
Sevan Matossian (04:15):
My diversity equity and inclusion piece, I got a fucking ball dude in the military. Fucking he’s been deployed. Look at him down there.
Turd Ferguson (04:22):
He looks, he looks like right now, he looks like one of the characters off a guest who?
Sevan Matossian (04:28):
Dude? I don’t know that show, but 30 seconds ago, Caleb had his thumb in some dude’s ass.
Turd Ferguson (04:36):
Milking it, baby. Just Rob dog. Innate shit without a glove. I love it. <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (04:43):
Oh, I like this. Uh, Javier Costa, make Hollywood Aho again. Disgusting this early in the morning using such strong words. Hey, listen. I showed up once late to a show because I was pooping. I didn’t even show up late. You can’t. You guys have been running with this for weeks now. Come on, lay off, Justin. You already dropped a Dee this morning.
Turd Ferguson (05:04):
No,
Sevan Matossian (05:05):
Really? 7 0 5. It’s uh, what time is it over there?
Turd Ferguson (05:10):
It’s it’s nine o’clock.
Sevan Matossian (05:11):
What, what time is, do you have a regular Dee
Turd Ferguson (05:14):
Doc? I just woke up.
Sevan Matossian (05:15):
Oh, all
Turd Ferguson (05:16):
Right. Like I, I woke up my alarm went off homicide fucking Savan. Why does he do this so early?
Sevan Matossian (05:23):
I know. And are you kind of, did you just have a 24 hour shift?
Turd Ferguson (05:27):
No.
Sevan Matossian (05:28):
Oh
Turd Ferguson (05:29):
No. It’s four day weekend, man. It’s labor day dog.
Sevan Matossian (05:33):
Is it really?
Turd Ferguson (05:34):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (05:35):
What the fuck is that noise?
Turd Ferguson (05:39):
What? Noise?
Sevan Matossian (05:40):
Nope. Nope. It’s him. It’s Nunley Nunley’s got fucking four CS on, in the background.
Turd Ferguson (05:45):
Do what? Okay. Hold on.
Sevan Matossian (05:47):
Oh, that’s better something hap maybe, maybe when you talk your, your mic, your mic adjusts or something,
Turd Ferguson (05:55):
Is it? Cuz I’m breathing.
Sevan Matossian (05:57):
Tell me about all these goodies. You have, you have black rifle coffee, which can’t be nearly as good as paper street coffee.
Turd Ferguson (06:04):
Oh, it’s just the best.
Sevan Matossian (06:05):
And then what’s C and F back there. C spade F what’s that?
Turd Ferguson (06:10):
Oh that’s that’s coffee. Black rifle.
Sevan Matossian (06:14):
Oh shit. They must have given you some loo.
Turd Ferguson (06:19):
I, I don’t, I don’t get paid for my services.
Sevan Matossian (06:23):
Oh
Turd Ferguson (06:23):
I do. I don’t take any sponsorship money. I am not a sellout guys. Black raffle has a, uh, monthly subscription. You should try it out because their coffee is the best
Sevan Matossian (06:35):
Discount code. None only none. Lay on your
Turd Ferguson (06:37):
Jock. No, no, no discount code danger. Black R coffee.com. <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (06:46):
Fucking disgusting. Turd Ferguson. Hey, you know, you have too many followers. Hunter does that shit too. You know, you have too many followers when you don’t even put your fucking Instagram account as your, uh, name <laugh> I’m over. I’m over here. Just groveling. Just groveling to get my blue check mark back.
Turd Ferguson (07:04):
Do you know who I am?
Sevan Matossian (07:06):
I of course I do.
Turd Ferguson (07:08):
Hey, you lost your Instagram account?
Sevan Matossian (07:11):
Yeah. My blue check mark one. The one that’s the only way I know you. You probably never to answer me if I didn’t have that. When I approached you. I lost my
Turd Ferguson (07:20):
No, I answer everybody.
Sevan Matossian (07:21):
Oh, you do?
Turd Ferguson (07:22):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (07:23):
Oh, that’s crazy. I try to do that too. It’s fucking a lot of work.
Turd Ferguson (07:27):
Yeah. I’ve I, I tell you, I, I, I get a lot of really good. A lot of really cool things come out of checking your, uh, message. Requests.
Sevan Matossian (07:38):
Like gimme like gimme an example, like, like the black rifle people.
Turd Ferguson (07:43):
Um, no, no, cuz I, they, they just, they, they knew how to get in touch with me. But um, like I just had a knife custom made for me. I still hadn’t to get opened it. They didn’t even have time to open it yet. Custom made like hooey knife.
Sevan Matossian (08:02):
So a fan of yours, who’s also a fucking blacksmith. Uh, banged out a knife for you.
Turd Ferguson (08:08):
Yeah. Somebody made me a action. I’ve got my own action figure, man.
Sevan Matossian (08:12):
Wow. Okay. Well I’m I feel like I’m doing the right thing. Cause I answer my DMS too. Yeah.
Turd Ferguson (08:18):
Always.
Sevan Matossian (08:18):
I wake up every morning. I wake up every morning. That’s what I do. I try to answer like 20 and then drink a cup of coffee while I do it.
Turd Ferguson (08:27):
Yeah. I I’m not, I don’t know. I’m not shit. I ain’t no better than anybody else. So why can’t I answer somebody if they take five minutes outta their day to send in message. Cause
Sevan Matossian (08:37):
There’s cause there’s so many dude.
Turd Ferguson (08:40):
Well, I mean, I don’t obviously answer everybody, but I read everything.
Sevan Matossian (08:44):
Yeah. Like some people will ask me like five questions and I just like hard it.
Turd Ferguson (08:49):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (08:49):
<laugh> you know what I mean? Like I saw your shit, but I ain’t answering any of that.
Turd Ferguson (08:54):
Right. Hey where’s Dian.
Sevan Matossian (08:57):
I, I don’t know. Cutting someone’s hair, making money.
Turd Ferguson (09:01):
I’m sending a message.
Sevan Matossian (09:03):
Okay. I’m looking, I’m gonna read some texts over here. What’s up with you, Caleb. You good?
Turd Ferguson (09:07):
Yeah. Get your ass in here. What are you doing there? Maybe that’ll work. That’ll get ’em for sure. If I wasn’t live on air, I would’ve had more choice words. <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (09:22):
Oh, look it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here I that’s cool. I can play it again. Now on my side,
Turd Ferguson (09:28):
Jerry, get your ass in here. What are you doing? Terry? Get your ass in here. What are you doing? <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (09:37):
Oh, you know what? I might save that as one of my, um, buttons on my, uh, on my, uh, computer. Hey, did you look at the fights? Did you see who’s fighting
Turd Ferguson (09:48):
Me?
Sevan Matossian (09:48):
Yeah,
Turd Ferguson (09:49):
No.
Sevan Matossian (09:50):
Uh, Cyril gone. Could you pull up the UFC? Uh, uh,
Turd Ferguson (09:53):
Is it bad that I come on here? Like totally unprepared?
Sevan Matossian (09:56):
No, not at all. It’s my job to fucking come prepared. Uh, Cyril gone. You’re just your, you’re just a pretty face. You’re just a fucking piece of fuck meat. Uh, C gone and tied to a VAA. Number three in the world. And number one in the world, the winner will fight Francis Ning, Gou, uh, Cyril go’s already, uh, went five rounds with then gone new and lost. Uh, serial gone might be the most athletic heavyweight we’ve ever seen. He’s
Turd Ferguson (10:21):
A player. Hold on. Can we talk about that last? Can we talk about that last shot first?
Sevan Matossian (10:25):
Oh yes. Let’s do it. Which one
Turd Ferguson (10:27):
Last weekend?
Sevan Matossian (10:28):
Which was it? I, I forget who fought. That’s a long time ago.
Turd Ferguson (10:32):
The fucking championship.
Sevan Matossian (10:34):
Oh yeah. Zeman and Edwards
Turd Ferguson (10:38):
Bro.
Sevan Matossian (10:39):
Bro. Tr double bro. Amazing dude. Hey, I hope Leon has to fight Colby. What do you think?
Turd Ferguson (10:48):
I don’t know, but I tell you what man. I mean, and, and it couldn’t have even been more perfect right? For the
Sevan Matossian (10:55):
Fifth round.
Turd Ferguson (10:57):
Yeah. Well, I mean the, and the announcers were sitting there. They’re like, uh, you know, Oman he’s already, you know, he seems like he’s already conceded the fight. He just doesn’t wanna get knocked out and everything. And then five seconds later, bam. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (11:10):
Yeah.
Turd Ferguson (11:12):
He didn’t look like a yeah. And it, he didn’t even like, he didn’t even throw a J like he just showed them his right hand and then just laid his ass out.
Sevan Matossian (11:24):
I’m gonna look up, uh, I’m gonna go to Leon Edwards, uh, Instagram and see if he, he, he, uh, published that. Uh, okay. And how about the fact that his nickname is Rocky? Oh, no, he didn’t publish. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He did publish it. He, he published the knockout. Hey, what did a tomorrow say? I didn’t watch any post fight interviews with him. What happened? Did you anyone hear what he said afterwards? I heard he was good. I heard he was cool about it.
Turd Ferguson (11:56):
How did he
Caleb Beaver (11:56):
Was? I think he was just kind of like the way that it, the way that it is kind of thing. He was just
Turd Ferguson (12:01):
Who Edwards?
Sevan Matossian (12:03):
No. Uzman Hey, you know what? Jake, Paul wanted has been wanting to fight Uzman
Turd Ferguson (12:09):
Me and Jake were friends.
Sevan Matossian (12:11):
Did you, did you tell him that’s a good, good idea to fight Doman
Turd Ferguson (12:15):
No, I’m trying to get him to fight Sam Alvie.
Sevan Matossian (12:18):
Oh shit.
Caleb Beaver (12:20):
Do you see, he is gonna fight though?
Turd Ferguson (12:21):
Who I? No,
Caleb Beaver (12:22):
He’s gonna go fight Anderson Silva.
Sevan Matossian (12:24):
What?
Caleb Beaver (12:26):
Hey, Paul’s gonna box Anderson Silva.
Turd Ferguson (12:28):
He’s gonna get his passport.
Sevan Matossian (12:32):
Wow.
Caleb Beaver (12:33):
Dana white said it’s finally he is gonna have a match. Like he’s actually gonna box somebody for
Sevan Matossian (12:37):
Real. I don’t know. Anderson. Silva’s pretty old. I mean, I like what Jake Paul’s doing. Don’t get me wrong. Fuck it. I, I, I think he’s a real fighter. I, I I’m I’m sold. Um, what he did to Woodley was crazy. Jake Paul to box UFC. Legend Anderson Silva. Silva’s old dude. He’s over 40. Yeah. He’s what weight are they fighting? Are they fighting 180 5?
Caleb Beaver (13:01):
Um, I don’t know. Let’s see.
Sevan Matossian (13:04):
He’s not gonna fight Sam. Alvi Sam, Sam Alvis. A giant he’s scary Silva. 47. Holy shit, dude. I should have said he was 50 and I would’ve been closer.
Turd Ferguson (13:17):
What? Uh, isn’t Jake 28.
Sevan Matossian (13:21):
I don’t know, but he’s aggressive. He’s a fucking big dude. His tea. Count’s high. He’s all soft up. He looks great. He looks great.
Turd Ferguson (13:33):
Was soft up.
Sevan Matossian (13:34):
I’m I’m I’m trying to get you soft up. I’m trying to, I that’s why I was bugging you. I was texting you saying get, send someone over to your house to get your blood work done. Get you on the California hormones.
Turd Ferguson (13:42):
I know. Am I not? Am I not? I’m just a piece of shit. I don’t answer people.
Sevan Matossian (13:46):
No, you answer me.
Turd Ferguson (13:48):
You say sometimes it takes me several days.
Sevan Matossian (13:50):
You say, who is this? No, I’m cool. You know what? Once you cleared me and insecure little man like me, I just need clearance once. You’re like, Hey, I’m not good at answering. Don’t worry. I’ll be there Friday mornings. And like, I’m good. Yeah. That’s it that’ll hold me over at least till 2023.
Turd Ferguson (14:05):
Well, I tell you that and then there’s gonna be one Friday morning where I’m just a D D kicks my ass. And I’m like, and you’re like, where’s Justin kinda. We’re kinda like right now, we’re like, we’re staring.
Sevan Matossian (14:17):
But, but I like that too, you know?
Turd Ferguson (14:19):
Yeah. You said he was gonna be in here.
Sevan Matossian (14:22):
Hey, this has never happened to me, but in a pinch, if I showed up to fucking a fuck Fest and my Dick didn’t work, I would eat that pussy crazy. So let me tell you,
Turd Ferguson (14:33):
Yeah, you just gotta do and overcome.
Sevan Matossian (14:36):
Yes. I’m prepared the first time that you and Justin, uh, you and Justin, you and, uh, um, Dar didn’t show up. I canceled the show and I fucking beat my ass all day. I’m like you little bitch.
Turd Ferguson (14:47):
Yeah, that was a, that was a bitch move.
Sevan Matossian (14:50):
<laugh> I don’t think I need your help. <laugh> I’m self talking right now. You’re supposed to support me.
Turd Ferguson (14:59):
I am. I’m agreeing. Okay, good. That was a bitch ass move.
Sevan Matossian (15:02):
And I’m like, you know what? I’m not doing that again. If these motherfuckers don’t show up, if Justin’s fucking in bed, fucking making that fucking talk then uh, Hey, I wonder if you’re the oldest TikTok superstar.
Turd Ferguson (15:13):
No, no, there’s a there. Uh, so GB and me, they said to pack, she died like, I don’t know, six months ago or so she was like 90, 98.
Sevan Matossian (15:28):
You had a TikTok homey die.
Turd Ferguson (15:31):
I mean, people die every day. Shit is what it is.
Sevan Matossian (15:33):
Right. Especially if you, if you,
Turd Ferguson (15:35):
She was old, she was like,
Sevan Matossian (15:36):
Especially if you have a dangerous job.
Turd Ferguson (15:38):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (15:40):
Where people are walking around with dangerous things,
Turd Ferguson (15:43):
Very dangerous things like bomb fuses,
Sevan Matossian (15:48):
Who that that’s preposterous. Just
Turd Ferguson (15:50):
Not anybody. Anybody that works with live explosive has gotta be like the baddest of the bitch on the planet
Sevan Matossian (15:56):
Or they gotta screw loose. Yeah. Imagine telling your mom you do that for a living. Damn. You wanna get kicked out? You’re ready. <laugh> Hey, won’t
Caleb Beaver (16:07):
Do they won’t do it to him. It’s too. He’s too far in. He’s too valuable.
Turd Ferguson (16:15):
No, I’m not. I Don no value.
Sevan Matossian (16:19):
You, you think, uh, will you pull up that Leon Edwards? It it’s like six posts ago go to his Instagram. Um, do, do you think that, um, like, are you happy with that by that? I mean, you know how sometimes a fight’s such a fluke that you’re like, fuck Leon doesn’t deserve to be champ or are you cool with that?
Turd Ferguson (16:34):
Oh, he does. He was, that was not a fluke. Okay. I would be the first to set hearsay. That was not a fluke. He, he like the art of like fighting. He waited until the rap moment and made his move. It was in the fucking 12th hour, but he did it
Sevan Matossian (16:56):
Well. Is, is it weird that, um, uh, Camaro folds over forward first and then goes down as opposed to just getting stiff as a board and just fucking,
Turd Ferguson (17:05):
I know he got kicked in the face and then fell towards the
Caleb Beaver (17:08):
Kick. I think when he, when he saw the kick or he saw the faint coming on, cuz it was a lot, I think it was a left sided punch left-handed punch. And then he kicked with his left. So he was already like leaning into the punch to like catch it. And then he was like folded that way. That’s why he folded that way. Cause he was already leaning to the left or leaning the opposite direction.
Sevan Matossian (17:27):
Oh, you’re right. He is pulling away. Can you play it one more time? Caleb? Do you think we’re gonna get in trouble for playing this? Is that why you keep pulling it down?
Caleb Beaver (17:34):
We’ll see.
Sevan Matossian (17:35):
All right.
Turd Ferguson (17:36):
They’re playing copyrighted shit.
Sevan Matossian (17:39):
<laugh> thanks. Good dude. Let’s watch that one time. So you’re saying he’s pulling away and kind of leaning forward and that’s why he folds over.
Caleb Beaver (17:49):
Yeah. Cuz he faints a little like Leon faints for he throws a throws a faint and then he try, uh, he tries to catch it.
Turd Ferguson (17:57):
Yeah. Why they get so upset when fighters get out of the octagon after the fight, like, like it is like several people’s only life mission at that moment to get the ass back in the octagon.
Sevan Matossian (18:06):
Yeah. That’s all theatrics though. They have to like, pretend like they care. Right. They don’t really care.
Turd Ferguson (18:12):
Just let him run around like a clown.
Sevan Matossian (18:14):
Hey dude. I’m telling you 40 is not the new 30 in the fight world. Everywhere else in life. 40 is the new 30? No
Turd Ferguson (18:21):
The hell it ain’t. I took my kid out to urban area yesterday. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (18:24):
Tell me what’s that. Is that where you fly around in the thing?
Turd Ferguson (18:27):
No.
Sevan Matossian (18:27):
Oh what’s that
Turd Ferguson (18:29):
It’s is like trampoline park. Like okay. It’s got uh, you know, Dodge ball in. Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (18:35):
Yeah. Yeah. Old people. You’re 40. You don’t belong on trampoline. Something like,
Turd Ferguson (18:38):
But no, I, I already knew that because I had to have a steel plate put in my neck. After the last time I went to a trampoline park.
Sevan Matossian (18:45):
Is that true?
Turd Ferguson (18:46):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (18:47):
Tell me that.
Turd Ferguson (18:48):
I fixed it. I fixed this. It send you a picture and you put it up on the screen. Okay. My neurosurgeon who had been doing like spinal surgeries, it, it was spinal. Um, for the past, like 30 years, like he had this saved on his phone and he was like, look how fucked up his neck is
Sevan Matossian (19:07):
Now. Hold on. Look at, I’m sending you an account to send it to, oh, we’re already. Oh me and you have already done a, um, thread with Caleb. If you can send it to that thread. Do you see the one that just jumped on the top of your 7,000 text messages?
Turd Ferguson (19:22):
Yes.
Sevan Matossian (19:23):
If you can send it there. That way gets Caleb’s job and not mine. I’m 43. I rock those trampoline parks, CrossFit, motherfucker. Oh fuck you Adam. Yeah.
Turd Ferguson (19:32):
CrossFit’s only good. Good. Until you blow a discount.
Sevan Matossian (19:35):
I was 30 something and I went to Iceland to film with the CrossFit games champ that year. It was Annie Thor’s daughter and I got on a trampoline and I threw my back out so bad. It was
Turd Ferguson (19:47):
Uh, so here, here, the reason why you hadn’t seen me get up today or anything. Yeah. Is cuz I, I rolled my ankle yesterday. Like it’s bad
Sevan Matossian (19:55):
At the trampoline park.
Turd Ferguson (19:56):
Yeah, here. Here’s the picture of my ankle. Tell me what you think.
Sevan Matossian (20:01):
Wow. Wow. I am so sorry. That sucks. Hey, I’m gonna make that big for a second. I gotta see uh,
Turd Ferguson (20:15):
Incredible. <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (20:17):
That’s incredible. Well
Turd Ferguson (20:18):
It’s it’s swollen.
Caleb Beaver (20:19):
It’s real
Sevan Matossian (20:20):
Swollen. Yeah dude. Wow.
Turd Ferguson (20:24):
That
Sevan Matossian (20:24):
Is
Turd Ferguson (20:25):
There you go. There’s the real picture.
Sevan Matossian (20:26):
That is
Turd Ferguson (20:29):
That
Sevan Matossian (20:30):
For those of you who wanna take a look at just there’s Justin’s ankle it’s bad.
Turd Ferguson (20:35):
<laugh>
Sevan Matossian (20:36):
It was so cool you to point to it anyway. Okay.
Turd Ferguson (20:40):
<laugh>
Sevan Matossian (20:42):
Couple guys on my team are like, no you didn’t
Caleb Beaver (20:45):
Weird. That’s great. Great. Good, good, good, good, good.
Sevan Matossian (20:48):
This other one’s real.
Turd Ferguson (20:50):
Yeah. That’s my net. Yeah. Real talk. So you can see that my spinal cord is pinched in half. I blew that damn discount so bad.
Sevan Matossian (21:01):
And that ha when did that happen yesterday?
Turd Ferguson (21:03):
No. Hell no. This happened like 2016. I believe.
Sevan Matossian (21:08):
How did they? I can share it. I got it, Caleb. Uh, okay. Sorry. That’s okay. Uh, how did they, uh, so what am I looking at? This, this right here is where it’s pinched.
Turd Ferguson (21:18):
Yeah. That’s that’s
Sevan Matossian (21:20):
Is this your fucking mouth? This is your pie hole over here.
Turd Ferguson (21:23):
Yeah. That’s like my, yeah. That’s like my nostrils.
Sevan Matossian (21:27):
And then this is, and this is the back of your head.
Turd Ferguson (21:31):
Yeah. Look at all that fat. That fat ass neck got a fat ass neck boy.
Sevan Matossian (21:37):
And this, this is what’s bad. This is no good right here. No, that how that vertebra
Turd Ferguson (21:42):
Blew out and that’s my spinal cord.
Caleb Beaver (21:45):
Yeah. That little bulge on that spot is supposed to be within the darker gray area. Yes. Yes. That is supposed to be within the two. Um, like bony pro bony parts right there. Yeah. Right there.
Turd Ferguson (21:59):
So that it
Caleb Beaver (22:00):
Just get squeezed out the back.
Turd Ferguson (22:01):
I still can’t. I still had zero feeling in these three fingers and like the backside, my arm and my rock pictorial. I have still feeling in
Sevan Matossian (22:12):
It to this day. Yeah. Hey, when you do pushups or bench, do you feel, does it, does it move?
Turd Ferguson (22:18):
Yeah. I mean I still have, I still have good, uh,
Sevan Matossian (22:21):
Contractual
Turd Ferguson (22:22):
Control.
Sevan Matossian (22:23):
Oh yeah. That’s nice. Nice cities. How
Caleb Beaver (22:25):
Have you not been mentored yet?
Turd Ferguson (22:27):
Tell me, we both know I’m working on it, dude.
Caleb Beaver (22:30):
That’s crazy.
Turd Ferguson (22:32):
Yeah. It’s like, I’ve gotta still plate my neck every time that it rains. What do you mean my fault?
Sevan Matossian (22:41):
Who Darion’s talking to
Turd Ferguson (22:42):
You I’m dude. I’m gonna give him so much shit when he gets in here. Yeah. But like when it rains, like the barometric pressure changes
Caleb Beaver (22:51):
Mm-hmm
Turd Ferguson (22:52):
<affirmative> my neck. Like I, it hurts.
Caleb Beaver (22:55):
Yeah. I bet. That’s fucking crazy.
Turd Ferguson (22:58):
You should have just said I’m a bitch. I’ll be in there in a minute.
Sevan Matossian (23:01):
Oh, that’s another good one. That’s another that’s
Turd Ferguson (23:05):
You should have just said I’m a bitch. I’ll be in there in a minute.
Turd Ferguson (23:09):
He,
Turd Ferguson (23:11):
Jerry, get your ass in here. What are you doing? <laugh> you should have just said I’m a bitch. I’ll be in there in a minute. Jerry. Get your ass in here. What are you doing?
Sevan Matossian (23:22):
So good. So good. I don’t know why. I didn’t think of that earlier. Just start saving your messages.
Turd Ferguson (23:26):
Where have I, where have I like there’s times in life where I’m like, how did I make it to where I’m at already? Right?
Sevan Matossian (23:35):
Like you should be dead already.
Turd Ferguson (23:38):
No, no, no, no. I’m just talking like, like with my social media and stuff and, and I thought about it during the last UFC fight where I was just openly talking shit to Dion. And I’m like, I’m just talking shit though. Fucking to a UFC fighter, you know, with zero, zero, you know, issue of repercussions. Yeah. Well God, he’s just gonna talk shit back.
Sevan Matossian (23:59):
God bless stream yard and um, uh, video conference calling.
Turd Ferguson (24:03):
So I started, I I’ve, I have a stream yard account now and I’ve started setting up, uh, my, my shit. So there may be something on the horizon.
Sevan Matossian (24:12):
No shit.
Turd Ferguson (24:13):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (24:15):
Uh, you’re gonna do, um, uh, like shows.
Turd Ferguson (24:17):
Yeah. I’m taking you out bitch.
Sevan Matossian (24:18):
Yeah. Good. I’m glad I’m ready to retire.
Turd Ferguson (24:21):
Caleb’s already said he’s coming to come in. He’s leaving you to come be with me.
Sevan Matossian (24:26):
Who recommended to you that you do that?
Turd Ferguson (24:29):
A lot of people, everybody that I go on, their podcasts are like, bro, you need to do this.
Sevan Matossian (24:34):
Yeah. Yeah. And do you like stream yard? I think it’s dope.
Turd Ferguson (24:37):
Yeah, though. It’s super, like, I hate to say that it’s easy. Like I like to fuck with things. Yeah. And figure it out. Right, right. And um, yeah,
Sevan Matossian (24:48):
It is easy. Are you gonna have a phone number like that?
Turd Ferguson (24:52):
I don’t know. Or
Sevan Matossian (24:53):
People speaking
Turd Ferguson (24:54):
Of phone numbers, bro. I, I, I have attracted some weirdos lately,
Sevan Matossian (25:00):
Lately. What do you mean? Cuz you’re too open. Too friendly.
Turd Ferguson (25:04):
Yeah. Here. Hold on please.
Sevan Matossian (25:06):
Please.
Turd Ferguson (25:06):
Let’s let’s not, we’re not gonna put this one out on the airwaves. Right. But
Sevan Matossian (25:11):
I think tie two of O is gonna win by the way. Go ahead.
Turd Ferguson (25:13):
Yeah. Me too.
Sevan Matossian (25:16):
Boom.
Turd Ferguson (25:16):
You think so against
Sevan Matossian (25:17):
C? Yeah dude. It’s gonna be bad. Athletic. He is
Turd Ferguson (25:21):
He his, his eyebrows get so animated. When, when he talks about something he’s passionate about Sivan.
Sevan Matossian (25:27):
Yeah. I see. I, I study him. I
Turd Ferguson (25:29):
Love it.
Sevan Matossian (25:29):
I’m a student of the Caleb game. <laugh>
Turd Ferguson (25:32):
So like Sarah’s a little, he’s a little, little more athletic than the old
Sevan Matossian (25:35):
Tie to IASA. He’s gonna get in close dude. It’s gonna be fucking nasty. You don’t think he’s gonna get rocked by the Australian. It’s gonna be fucking nasty. I’m gonna, uh, see if I can pull up the,
Turd Ferguson (25:51):
Uh, here. I just said I went and bought a TV yesterday.
Sevan Matossian (25:58):
Oh I
Turd Ferguson (25:59):
Can’t. I can’t wait for the next five.
Sevan Matossian (26:00):
Wow. You sure did buy a TV. That’s a fucking beautiful truck. Congratulations.
Turd Ferguson (26:05):
Thank you. I said 20, 22 Raptor.
Sevan Matossian (26:08):
It’s fucking nice. Hey,
Turd Ferguson (26:09):
Throw that up on the screen. I’ve got a question. I’ll ask the comment section.
Sevan Matossian (26:13):
How? Go ahead.
Turd Ferguson (26:17):
So I’m, I’m wanting, I’m wanting to do something with it, right
Sevan Matossian (26:21):
With that TV?
Turd Ferguson (26:23):
No, with the truck.
Sevan Matossian (26:24):
Oh,
Turd Ferguson (26:25):
With the truck? Yeah. I’m wanting to get it. Color, color, change route. Right? Should I go matte black with lime green graphics or go matte lime green with matte black graphics.
Sevan Matossian (26:38):
Wow. And what will the graphics say?
Turd Ferguson (26:41):
Danger. It’s gonna be like the Raptor font, but it’s gonna say danger on it.
Sevan Matossian (26:49):
Justin danger. Nunley God, it’s a, it’s amazing how nice cars are. What? That TV is absurd.
Turd Ferguson (26:56):
It’s ridiculous.
Sevan Matossian (26:57):
What is it? What is it?
Turd Ferguson (26:58):
85.
Sevan Matossian (26:59):
Oh it’s perfect.
Turd Ferguson (27:00):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (27:01):
It’s perfect. Where’d you get it?
Turd Ferguson (27:05):
PAC? They’re
Sevan Matossian (27:05):
Not. Oh no. It’s 8570 5900.
Turd Ferguson (27:10):
What do you mean? 5,900.
Sevan Matossian (27:11):
You spent $5,900 on the TV.
Turd Ferguson (27:14):
I spent a good bid on it.
Sevan Matossian (27:16):
Yeah. The SOS aren’t cheap. Matt black, Matt black, Matt black says, I wanna show you this. Uh,
Turd Ferguson (27:27):
We could compensate with the truck. It’s not compensation. It’s just about liking shit. Like I like mini trucks too. Like for the longest I drove a, drove a box SP um, that was like slammed on the ground. Like I’d take up road reflectors. How old, what year was that? 89. It had the digital dash in it. You know how they like a couple years they actually put like the digital dash in them. Uh, but I love that truck. I, if I ever find a picture of it, I’ll send it to you. It was a badass truck,
Sevan Matossian (27:56):
Man. Wait, so you had a truck that was slammed so low. Was it, was it a extra cab?
Turd Ferguson (28:00):
Oh yeah, it was, yeah, it was extended cab. It had the little, two seats on the side that fold down.
Sevan Matossian (28:05):
What kind of Wolfers did you have in it? You have Wolfers in it. Wolfers
Turd Ferguson (28:08):
Yeah. Kicker, baby kicker audio. Wolfers make sure you go to kicker for all of your audio needs.
Sevan Matossian (28:13):
<laugh> what’d you have in it, please tell me you had something big. Two twelves,
Turd Ferguson (28:19):
Two 50, have two twelves, two twelves, two 12 crossover. These 12 over you put them on the lay down seats. No, like it was a customer. So the very first truck that I ever had was a 1984 Nissan Dotson. Okay. It was a mini truck. This truck pretty much the motor on it ran like a damn chainsaw. Okay.
Sevan Matossian (28:39):
And it was slammed. It was slammed.
Turd Ferguson (28:41):
No, I, I was poor. I couldn’t do anything with this truck, but I was, I was, uh, you know, I was middle class, white trash, I guess you could say. So
Sevan Matossian (28:52):
I support us Californians,
Turd Ferguson (28:53):
Dude. I put two twelves in that single cow Nissan. When I drove it was literally like this, but that thing would shake the whole trailer part down.
Sevan Matossian (29:05):
I God woos are so great. Uh, Seon, give Justin my number. Thanks. No problem. I got, I got you. I got you.
Turd Ferguson (29:17):
What, what for my wife’s not gonna be happy about that.
Sevan Matossian (29:19):
Don’t worry. Your wife think she’s you’re still pretending like you have a wife. Wait, you can just fact check that that’s your sister. We all know. We, I fact checked that.
Turd Ferguson (29:28):
You’re my sister.
Sevan Matossian (29:29):
<laugh>
Turd Ferguson (29:32):
Hey, you know where I’m from? State motto. The closer can. The deeper in roll tide, baby. Ooh, let’s go. Hey, it’s college football college
Sevan Matossian (29:40):
Football season. Look, look how dangerous God. It’s so hard. Keeping this show on fucking track. Look how fucking dangerous type two of us is when you’re done thinking about Justin’s sister, take a peek at your screen, but who is that? Who’s he who’s he fighting right there. It it’s those combo. It’s it’s that.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Both like to scramble and hunt for that submission. St. Dini has the horsepower. While Miranda is just very slick. Another fight you might not know about a boost mega Medoff versus Dustin STS. A boost is considered by many, an instant top 15 contender with 19 of his 24 wins by finish a boost is aggressive and he looks to make an instant impression for his long awaited UFC debut. He faces Dustin STS. Who’s coming off a big win versus Dwight ran Dustin’s well rounded has slicked submissions and is looking to end the boost hype train. This is definitely a look into the future contenders. You do not wanna miss this fight if you don’t know now, you know,
Turd Ferguson (01:47):
If you don’t know, no, you know this
Sevan Matossian (01:51):
Saturday, I fucking love Dana. Can I say something woke? So unlike me ready? I’m so I’m so tired of this stuffy old fucking white guy who fucking owns the NFL NBA. MLB. Look, you know what I mean? I love the Dana white look. Can you hear me, Justin? You looking around like fucking, you just lost your virginity. You saw your first Dick.
Turd Ferguson (02:17):
Can you hear me?
Sevan Matossian (02:18):
I can you sound good? You got a new mic, new Mike.
Turd Ferguson (02:22):
I did
Sevan Matossian (02:22):
New Mike. You can hear, I see
Turd Ferguson (02:25):
It. We jerking off the J green John or talking about a microphone.
Sevan Matossian (02:28):
Uh, both. Uh don’t don’t pigeonhole me. Hey, uh, isn’t Dana. Great.
Turd Ferguson (02:35):
Well, I mean I’m yeah, I mean, you’re the one up here. Stroking him off.
Sevan Matossian (02:38):
Fuck. He’s great. I,
Turd Ferguson (02:40):
I didn’t see the interview. What’d he say
Sevan Matossian (02:41):
Nothing. He just came hard. He promotes his fights. He’s not like in a box somewhere wearing a suit. He just comes off hard. He just says, Hey motherfuckers, look today. We got some great fights today. Here it is. And he lays it out. He’s doing the job of someone who’s below his pay grade and he doesn’t care. He’s showing his passion. He’s invested. He’s the, he’s the general who’s on the field with the cigar in one hand, a fucking girl. And with his arm around a girl, another hand in a fucking AK in the other hand, like he’s handling business. Yeah, look, Jeremy. He, I J I, I just respect it. I respect it’s it’s it’s what real professionalism looks like. And yet, um, and yet, and yet in some places it’s frowned upon because he is not wearing a tie. You know what I mean?
Turd Ferguson (03:28):
I’ve often wondered what the UFC’s gonna look like when Dana steps away, it’s gonna usually happen,
Sevan Matossian (03:36):
Dude, that, that, that WME that bought the UFC, that thing’s 80% woke that that’s fucking Hollywood to the T. They hate Dana over there. I bet the people who bought that shit, they must hate him. They hate Trump with a passion in those people, but, but they got Dana and he’s making them cash. So they’re gonna suck it up. They’re gonna suck it up
Turd Ferguson (04:01):
Where where’s Dian.
Sevan Matossian (04:04):
Well, that hurts. That hurts. I’m I’m, I’m so exciting right now and bring so much energy. You shouldn’t even notice he’s missing.
Turd Ferguson (04:11):
Well, I mean, that’s your diversity. You’re missing your diversity. So
Sevan Matossian (04:15):
My diversity equity and inclusion piece, I got a fucking ball dude in the military. Fucking he’s been deployed. Look at him down there.
Turd Ferguson (04:22):
He looks, he looks like right now, he looks like one of the characters off a guest who?
Sevan Matossian (04:28):
Dude? I don’t know that show, but 30 seconds ago, Caleb had his thumb in some dude’s ass.
Turd Ferguson (04:36):
Milking it, baby. Just Rob dog. Innate shit without a glove. I love it. <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (04:43):
Oh, I like this. Uh, Javier Costa, make Hollywood Aho again. Disgusting this early in the morning using such strong words. Hey, listen. I showed up once late to a show because I was pooping. I didn’t even show up late. You can’t. You guys have been running with this for weeks now. Come on, lay off, Justin. You already dropped a Dee this morning.
Turd Ferguson (05:04):
No,
Sevan Matossian (05:05):
Really? 7 0 5. It’s uh, what time is it over there?
Turd Ferguson (05:10):
It’s it’s nine o’clock.
Sevan Matossian (05:11):
What, what time is, do you have a regular Dee
Turd Ferguson (05:14):
Doc? I just woke up.
Sevan Matossian (05:15):
Oh, all
Turd Ferguson (05:16):
Right. Like I, I woke up my alarm went off homicide fucking Savan. Why does he do this so early?
Sevan Matossian (05:23):
I know. And are you kind of, did you just have a 24 hour shift?
Turd Ferguson (05:27):
No.
Sevan Matossian (05:28):
Oh
Turd Ferguson (05:29):
No. It’s four day weekend, man. It’s labor day dog.
Sevan Matossian (05:33):
Is it really?
Turd Ferguson (05:34):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (05:35):
What the fuck is that noise?
Turd Ferguson (05:39):
What? Noise?
Sevan Matossian (05:40):
Nope. Nope. It’s him. It’s Nunley Nunley’s got fucking four CS on, in the background.
Turd Ferguson (05:45):
Do what? Okay. Hold on.
Sevan Matossian (05:47):
Oh, that’s better something hap maybe, maybe when you talk your, your mic, your mic adjusts or something,
Turd Ferguson (05:55):
Is it? Cuz I’m breathing.
Sevan Matossian (05:57):
Tell me about all these goodies. You have, you have black rifle coffee, which can’t be nearly as good as paper street coffee.
Turd Ferguson (06:04):
Oh, it’s just the best.
Sevan Matossian (06:05):
And then what’s C and F back there. C spade F what’s that?
Turd Ferguson (06:10):
Oh that’s that’s coffee. Black rifle.
Sevan Matossian (06:14):
Oh shit. They must have given you some loo.
Turd Ferguson (06:19):
I, I don’t, I don’t get paid for my services.
Sevan Matossian (06:23):
Oh
Turd Ferguson (06:23):
I do. I don’t take any sponsorship money. I am not a sellout guys. Black raffle has a, uh, monthly subscription. You should try it out because their coffee is the best
Sevan Matossian (06:35):
Discount code. None only none. Lay on your
Turd Ferguson (06:37):
Jock. No, no, no discount code danger. Black R coffee.com. <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (06:46):
Fucking disgusting. Turd Ferguson. Hey, you know, you have too many followers. Hunter does that shit too. You know, you have too many followers when you don’t even put your fucking Instagram account as your, uh, name <laugh> I’m over. I’m over here. Just groveling. Just groveling to get my blue check mark back.
Turd Ferguson (07:04):
Do you know who I am?
Sevan Matossian (07:06):
I of course I do.
Turd Ferguson (07:08):
Hey, you lost your Instagram account?
Sevan Matossian (07:11):
Yeah. My blue check mark one. The one that’s the only way I know you. You probably never to answer me if I didn’t have that. When I approached you. I lost my
Turd Ferguson (07:20):
No, I answer everybody.
Sevan Matossian (07:21):
Oh, you do?
Turd Ferguson (07:22):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (07:23):
Oh, that’s crazy. I try to do that too. It’s fucking a lot of work.
Turd Ferguson (07:27):
Yeah. I’ve I, I tell you, I, I, I get a lot of really good. A lot of really cool things come out of checking your, uh, message. Requests.
Sevan Matossian (07:38):
Like gimme like gimme an example, like, like the black rifle people.
Turd Ferguson (07:43):
Um, no, no, cuz I, they, they just, they, they knew how to get in touch with me. But um, like I just had a knife custom made for me. I still hadn’t to get opened it. They didn’t even have time to open it yet. Custom made like hooey knife.
Sevan Matossian (08:02):
So a fan of yours, who’s also a fucking blacksmith. Uh, banged out a knife for you.
Turd Ferguson (08:08):
Yeah. Somebody made me a action. I’ve got my own action figure, man.
Sevan Matossian (08:12):
Wow. Okay. Well I’m I feel like I’m doing the right thing. Cause I answer my DMS too. Yeah.
Turd Ferguson (08:18):
Always.
Sevan Matossian (08:18):
I wake up every morning. I wake up every morning. That’s what I do. I try to answer like 20 and then drink a cup of coffee while I do it.
Turd Ferguson (08:27):
Yeah. I I’m not, I don’t know. I’m not shit. I ain’t no better than anybody else. So why can’t I answer somebody if they take five minutes outta their day to send in message. Cause
Sevan Matossian (08:37):
There’s cause there’s so many dude.
Turd Ferguson (08:40):
Well, I mean, I don’t obviously answer everybody, but I read everything.
Sevan Matossian (08:44):
Yeah. Like some people will ask me like five questions and I just like hard it.
Turd Ferguson (08:49):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (08:49):
<laugh> you know what I mean? Like I saw your shit, but I ain’t answering any of that.
Turd Ferguson (08:54):
Right. Hey where’s Dian.
Sevan Matossian (08:57):
I, I don’t know. Cutting someone’s hair, making money.
Turd Ferguson (09:01):
I’m sending a message.
Sevan Matossian (09:03):
Okay. I’m looking, I’m gonna read some texts over here. What’s up with you, Caleb. You good?
Turd Ferguson (09:07):
Yeah. Get your ass in here. What are you doing there? Maybe that’ll work. That’ll get ’em for sure. If I wasn’t live on air, I would’ve had more choice words. <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (09:22):
Oh, look it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here I that’s cool. I can play it again. Now on my side,
Turd Ferguson (09:28):
Jerry, get your ass in here. What are you doing? Terry? Get your ass in here. What are you doing? <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (09:37):
Oh, you know what? I might save that as one of my, um, buttons on my, uh, on my, uh, computer. Hey, did you look at the fights? Did you see who’s fighting
Turd Ferguson (09:48):
Me?
Sevan Matossian (09:48):
Yeah,
Turd Ferguson (09:49):
No.
Sevan Matossian (09:50):
Uh, Cyril gone. Could you pull up the UFC? Uh, uh,
Turd Ferguson (09:53):
Is it bad that I come on here? Like totally unprepared?
Sevan Matossian (09:56):
No, not at all. It’s my job to fucking come prepared. Uh, Cyril gone. You’re just your, you’re just a pretty face. You’re just a fucking piece of fuck meat. Uh, C gone and tied to a VAA. Number three in the world. And number one in the world, the winner will fight Francis Ning, Gou, uh, Cyril go’s already, uh, went five rounds with then gone new and lost. Uh, serial gone might be the most athletic heavyweight we’ve ever seen. He’s
Turd Ferguson (10:21):
A player. Hold on. Can we talk about that last? Can we talk about that last shot first?
Sevan Matossian (10:25):
Oh yes. Let’s do it. Which one
Turd Ferguson (10:27):
Last weekend?
Sevan Matossian (10:28):
Which was it? I, I forget who fought. That’s a long time ago.
Turd Ferguson (10:32):
The fucking championship.
Sevan Matossian (10:34):
Oh yeah. Zeman and Edwards
Turd Ferguson (10:38):
Bro.
Sevan Matossian (10:39):
Bro. Tr double bro. Amazing dude. Hey, I hope Leon has to fight Colby. What do you think?
Turd Ferguson (10:48):
I don’t know, but I tell you what man. I mean, and, and it couldn’t have even been more perfect right? For the
Sevan Matossian (10:55):
Fifth round.
Turd Ferguson (10:57):
Yeah. Well, I mean the, and the announcers were sitting there. They’re like, uh, you know, Oman he’s already, you know, he seems like he’s already conceded the fight. He just doesn’t wanna get knocked out and everything. And then five seconds later, bam. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (11:10):
Yeah.
Turd Ferguson (11:12):
He didn’t look like a yeah. And it, he didn’t even like, he didn’t even throw a J like he just showed them his right hand and then just laid his ass out.
Sevan Matossian (11:24):
I’m gonna look up, uh, I’m gonna go to Leon Edwards, uh, Instagram and see if he, he, he, uh, published that. Uh, okay. And how about the fact that his nickname is Rocky? Oh, no, he didn’t publish. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He did publish it. He, he published the knockout. Hey, what did a tomorrow say? I didn’t watch any post fight interviews with him. What happened? Did you anyone hear what he said afterwards? I heard he was good. I heard he was cool about it.
Turd Ferguson (11:56):
How did he
Caleb Beaver (11:56):
Was? I think he was just kind of like the way that it, the way that it is kind of thing. He was just
Turd Ferguson (12:01):
Who Edwards?
Sevan Matossian (12:03):
No. Uzman Hey, you know what? Jake, Paul wanted has been wanting to fight Uzman
Turd Ferguson (12:09):
Me and Jake were friends.
Sevan Matossian (12:11):
Did you, did you tell him that’s a good, good idea to fight Doman
Turd Ferguson (12:15):
No, I’m trying to get him to fight Sam Alvie.
Sevan Matossian (12:18):
Oh shit.
Caleb Beaver (12:20):
Do you see, he is gonna fight though?
Turd Ferguson (12:21):
Who I? No,
Caleb Beaver (12:22):
He’s gonna go fight Anderson Silva.
Sevan Matossian (12:24):
What?
Caleb Beaver (12:26):
Hey, Paul’s gonna box Anderson Silva.
Turd Ferguson (12:28):
He’s gonna get his passport.
Sevan Matossian (12:32):
Wow.
Caleb Beaver (12:33):
Dana white said it’s finally he is gonna have a match. Like he’s actually gonna box somebody for
Sevan Matossian (12:37):
Real. I don’t know. Anderson. Silva’s pretty old. I mean, I like what Jake Paul’s doing. Don’t get me wrong. Fuck it. I, I, I think he’s a real fighter. I, I I’m I’m sold. Um, what he did to Woodley was crazy. Jake Paul to box UFC. Legend Anderson Silva. Silva’s old dude. He’s over 40. Yeah. He’s what weight are they fighting? Are they fighting 180 5?
Caleb Beaver (13:01):
Um, I don’t know. Let’s see.
Sevan Matossian (13:04):
He’s not gonna fight Sam. Alvi Sam, Sam Alvis. A giant he’s scary Silva. 47. Holy shit, dude. I should have said he was 50 and I would’ve been closer.
Turd Ferguson (13:17):
What? Uh, isn’t Jake 28.
Sevan Matossian (13:21):
I don’t know, but he’s aggressive. He’s a fucking big dude. His tea. Count’s high. He’s all soft up. He looks great. He looks great.
Turd Ferguson (13:33):
Was soft up.
Sevan Matossian (13:34):
I’m I’m I’m trying to get you soft up. I’m trying to, I that’s why I was bugging you. I was texting you saying get, send someone over to your house to get your blood work done. Get you on the California hormones.
Turd Ferguson (13:42):
I know. Am I not? Am I not? I’m just a piece of shit. I don’t answer people.
Sevan Matossian (13:46):
No, you answer me.
Turd Ferguson (13:48):
You say sometimes it takes me several days.
Sevan Matossian (13:50):
You say, who is this? No, I’m cool. You know what? Once you cleared me and insecure little man like me, I just need clearance once. You’re like, Hey, I’m not good at answering. Don’t worry. I’ll be there Friday mornings. And like, I’m good. Yeah. That’s it that’ll hold me over at least till 2023.
Turd Ferguson (14:05):
Well, I tell you that and then there’s gonna be one Friday morning where I’m just a D D kicks my ass. And I’m like, and you’re like, where’s Justin kinda. We’re kinda like right now, we’re like, we’re staring.
Sevan Matossian (14:17):
But, but I like that too, you know?
Turd Ferguson (14:19):
Yeah. You said he was gonna be in here.
Sevan Matossian (14:22):
Hey, this has never happened to me, but in a pinch, if I showed up to fucking a fuck Fest and my Dick didn’t work, I would eat that pussy crazy. So let me tell you,
Turd Ferguson (14:33):
Yeah, you just gotta do and overcome.
Sevan Matossian (14:36):
Yes. I’m prepared the first time that you and Justin, uh, you and Justin, you and, uh, um, Dar didn’t show up. I canceled the show and I fucking beat my ass all day. I’m like you little bitch.
Turd Ferguson (14:47):
Yeah, that was a, that was a bitch move.
Sevan Matossian (14:50):
<laugh> I don’t think I need your help. <laugh> I’m self talking right now. You’re supposed to support me.
Turd Ferguson (14:59):
I am. I’m agreeing. Okay, good. That was a bitch ass move.
Sevan Matossian (15:02):
And I’m like, you know what? I’m not doing that again. If these motherfuckers don’t show up, if Justin’s fucking in bed, fucking making that fucking talk then uh, Hey, I wonder if you’re the oldest TikTok superstar.
Turd Ferguson (15:13):
No, no, there’s a there. Uh, so GB and me, they said to pack, she died like, I don’t know, six months ago or so she was like 90, 98.
Sevan Matossian (15:28):
You had a TikTok homey die.
Turd Ferguson (15:31):
I mean, people die every day. Shit is what it is.
Sevan Matossian (15:33):
Right. Especially if you, if you,
Turd Ferguson (15:35):
She was old, she was like,
Sevan Matossian (15:36):
Especially if you have a dangerous job.
Turd Ferguson (15:38):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (15:40):
Where people are walking around with dangerous things,
Turd Ferguson (15:43):
Very dangerous things like bomb fuses,
Sevan Matossian (15:48):
Who that that’s preposterous. Just
Turd Ferguson (15:50):
Not anybody. Anybody that works with live explosive has gotta be like the baddest of the bitch on the planet
Sevan Matossian (15:56):
Or they gotta screw loose. Yeah. Imagine telling your mom you do that for a living. Damn. You wanna get kicked out? You’re ready. <laugh> Hey, won’t
Caleb Beaver (16:07):
Do they won’t do it to him. It’s too. He’s too far in. He’s too valuable.
Turd Ferguson (16:15):
No, I’m not. I Don no value.
Sevan Matossian (16:19):
You, you think, uh, will you pull up that Leon Edwards? It it’s like six posts ago go to his Instagram. Um, do, do you think that, um, like, are you happy with that by that? I mean, you know how sometimes a fight’s such a fluke that you’re like, fuck Leon doesn’t deserve to be champ or are you cool with that?
Turd Ferguson (16:34):
Oh, he does. He was, that was not a fluke. Okay. I would be the first to set hearsay. That was not a fluke. He, he like the art of like fighting. He waited until the rap moment and made his move. It was in the fucking 12th hour, but he did it
Sevan Matossian (16:56):
Well. Is, is it weird that, um, uh, Camaro folds over forward first and then goes down as opposed to just getting stiff as a board and just fucking,
Turd Ferguson (17:05):
I know he got kicked in the face and then fell towards the
Caleb Beaver (17:08):
Kick. I think when he, when he saw the kick or he saw the faint coming on, cuz it was a lot, I think it was a left sided punch left-handed punch. And then he kicked with his left. So he was already like leaning into the punch to like catch it. And then he was like folded that way. That’s why he folded that way. Cause he was already leaning to the left or leaning the opposite direction.
Sevan Matossian (17:27):
Oh, you’re right. He is pulling away. Can you play it one more time? Caleb? Do you think we’re gonna get in trouble for playing this? Is that why you keep pulling it down?
Caleb Beaver (17:34):
We’ll see.
Sevan Matossian (17:35):
All right.
Turd Ferguson (17:36):
They’re playing copyrighted shit.
Sevan Matossian (17:39):
<laugh> thanks. Good dude. Let’s watch that one time. So you’re saying he’s pulling away and kind of leaning forward and that’s why he folds over.
Caleb Beaver (17:49):
Yeah. Cuz he faints a little like Leon faints for he throws a throws a faint and then he try, uh, he tries to catch it.
Turd Ferguson (17:57):
Yeah. Why they get so upset when fighters get out of the octagon after the fight, like, like it is like several people’s only life mission at that moment to get the ass back in the octagon.
Sevan Matossian (18:06):
Yeah. That’s all theatrics though. They have to like, pretend like they care. Right. They don’t really care.
Turd Ferguson (18:12):
Just let him run around like a clown.
Sevan Matossian (18:14):
Hey dude. I’m telling you 40 is not the new 30 in the fight world. Everywhere else in life. 40 is the new 30? No
Turd Ferguson (18:21):
The hell it ain’t. I took my kid out to urban area yesterday. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (18:24):
Tell me what’s that. Is that where you fly around in the thing?
Turd Ferguson (18:27):
No.
Sevan Matossian (18:27):
Oh what’s that
Turd Ferguson (18:29):
It’s is like trampoline park. Like okay. It’s got uh, you know, Dodge ball in. Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (18:35):
Yeah. Yeah. Old people. You’re 40. You don’t belong on trampoline. Something like,
Turd Ferguson (18:38):
But no, I, I already knew that because I had to have a steel plate put in my neck. After the last time I went to a trampoline park.
Sevan Matossian (18:45):
Is that true?
Turd Ferguson (18:46):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (18:47):
Tell me that.
Turd Ferguson (18:48):
I fixed it. I fixed this. It send you a picture and you put it up on the screen. Okay. My neurosurgeon who had been doing like spinal surgeries, it, it was spinal. Um, for the past, like 30 years, like he had this saved on his phone and he was like, look how fucked up his neck is
Sevan Matossian (19:07):
Now. Hold on. Look at, I’m sending you an account to send it to, oh, we’re already. Oh me and you have already done a, um, thread with Caleb. If you can send it to that thread. Do you see the one that just jumped on the top of your 7,000 text messages?
Turd Ferguson (19:22):
Yes.
Sevan Matossian (19:23):
If you can send it there. That way gets Caleb’s job and not mine. I’m 43. I rock those trampoline parks, CrossFit, motherfucker. Oh fuck you Adam. Yeah.
Turd Ferguson (19:32):
CrossFit’s only good. Good. Until you blow a discount.
Sevan Matossian (19:35):
I was 30 something and I went to Iceland to film with the CrossFit games champ that year. It was Annie Thor’s daughter and I got on a trampoline and I threw my back out so bad. It was
Turd Ferguson (19:47):
Uh, so here, here, the reason why you hadn’t seen me get up today or anything. Yeah. Is cuz I, I rolled my ankle yesterday. Like it’s bad
Sevan Matossian (19:55):
At the trampoline park.
Turd Ferguson (19:56):
Yeah, here. Here’s the picture of my ankle. Tell me what you think.
Sevan Matossian (20:01):
Wow. Wow. I am so sorry. That sucks. Hey, I’m gonna make that big for a second. I gotta see uh,
Turd Ferguson (20:15):
Incredible. <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (20:17):
That’s incredible. Well
Turd Ferguson (20:18):
It’s it’s swollen.
Caleb Beaver (20:19):
It’s real
Sevan Matossian (20:20):
Swollen. Yeah dude. Wow.
Turd Ferguson (20:24):
That
Sevan Matossian (20:24):
Is
Turd Ferguson (20:25):
There you go. There’s the real picture.
Sevan Matossian (20:26):
That is
Turd Ferguson (20:29):
That
Sevan Matossian (20:30):
For those of you who wanna take a look at just there’s Justin’s ankle it’s bad.
Turd Ferguson (20:35):
<laugh>
Sevan Matossian (20:36):
It was so cool you to point to it anyway. Okay.
Turd Ferguson (20:40):
<laugh>
Sevan Matossian (20:42):
Couple guys on my team are like, no you didn’t
Caleb Beaver (20:45):
Weird. That’s great. Great. Good, good, good, good, good.
Sevan Matossian (20:48):
This other one’s real.
Turd Ferguson (20:50):
Yeah. That’s my net. Yeah. Real talk. So you can see that my spinal cord is pinched in half. I blew that damn discount so bad.
Sevan Matossian (21:01):
And that ha when did that happen yesterday?
Turd Ferguson (21:03):
No. Hell no. This happened like 2016. I believe.
Sevan Matossian (21:08):
How did they? I can share it. I got it, Caleb. Uh, okay. Sorry. That’s okay. Uh, how did they, uh, so what am I looking at? This, this right here is where it’s pinched.
Turd Ferguson (21:18):
Yeah. That’s that’s
Sevan Matossian (21:20):
Is this your fucking mouth? This is your pie hole over here.
Turd Ferguson (21:23):
Yeah. That’s like my, yeah. That’s like my nostrils.
Sevan Matossian (21:27):
And then this is, and this is the back of your head.
Turd Ferguson (21:31):
Yeah. Look at all that fat. That fat ass neck got a fat ass neck boy.
Sevan Matossian (21:37):
And this, this is what’s bad. This is no good right here. No, that how that vertebra
Turd Ferguson (21:42):
Blew out and that’s my spinal cord.
Caleb Beaver (21:45):
Yeah. That little bulge on that spot is supposed to be within the darker gray area. Yes. Yes. That is supposed to be within the two. Um, like bony pro bony parts right there. Yeah. Right there.
Turd Ferguson (21:59):
So that it
Caleb Beaver (22:00):
Just get squeezed out the back.
Turd Ferguson (22:01):
I still can’t. I still had zero feeling in these three fingers and like the backside, my arm and my rock pictorial. I have still feeling in
Sevan Matossian (22:12):
It to this day. Yeah. Hey, when you do pushups or bench, do you feel, does it, does it move?
Turd Ferguson (22:18):
Yeah. I mean I still have, I still have good, uh,
Sevan Matossian (22:21):
Contractual
Turd Ferguson (22:22):
Control.
Sevan Matossian (22:23):
Oh yeah. That’s nice. Nice cities. How
Caleb Beaver (22:25):
Have you not been mentored yet?
Turd Ferguson (22:27):
Tell me, we both know I’m working on it, dude.
Caleb Beaver (22:30):
That’s crazy.
Turd Ferguson (22:32):
Yeah. It’s like, I’ve gotta still plate my neck every time that it rains. What do you mean my fault?
Sevan Matossian (22:41):
Who Darion’s talking to
Turd Ferguson (22:42):
You I’m dude. I’m gonna give him so much shit when he gets in here. Yeah. But like when it rains, like the barometric pressure changes
Caleb Beaver (22:51):
Mm-hmm
Turd Ferguson (22:52):
<affirmative> my neck. Like I, it hurts.
Caleb Beaver (22:55):
Yeah. I bet. That’s fucking crazy.
Turd Ferguson (22:58):
You should have just said I’m a bitch. I’ll be in there in a minute.
Sevan Matossian (23:01):
Oh, that’s another good one. That’s another that’s
Turd Ferguson (23:05):
You should have just said I’m a bitch. I’ll be in there in a minute.
Turd Ferguson (23:09):
He,
Turd Ferguson (23:11):
Jerry, get your ass in here. What are you doing? <laugh> you should have just said I’m a bitch. I’ll be in there in a minute. Jerry. Get your ass in here. What are you doing?
Sevan Matossian (23:22):
So good. So good. I don’t know why. I didn’t think of that earlier. Just start saving your messages.
Turd Ferguson (23:26):
Where have I, where have I like there’s times in life where I’m like, how did I make it to where I’m at already? Right?
Sevan Matossian (23:35):
Like you should be dead already.
Turd Ferguson (23:38):
No, no, no, no. I’m just talking like, like with my social media and stuff and, and I thought about it during the last UFC fight where I was just openly talking shit to Dion. And I’m like, I’m just talking shit though. Fucking to a UFC fighter, you know, with zero, zero, you know, issue of repercussions. Yeah. Well God, he’s just gonna talk shit back.
Sevan Matossian (23:59):
God bless stream yard and um, uh, video conference calling.
Turd Ferguson (24:03):
So I started, I I’ve, I have a stream yard account now and I’ve started setting up, uh, my, my shit. So there may be something on the horizon.
Sevan Matossian (24:12):
No shit.
Turd Ferguson (24:13):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (24:15):
Uh, you’re gonna do, um, uh, like shows.
Turd Ferguson (24:17):
Yeah. I’m taking you out bitch.
Sevan Matossian (24:18):
Yeah. Good. I’m glad I’m ready to retire.
Turd Ferguson (24:21):
Caleb’s already said he’s coming to come in. He’s leaving you to come be with me.
Sevan Matossian (24:26):
Who recommended to you that you do that?
Turd Ferguson (24:29):
A lot of people, everybody that I go on, their podcasts are like, bro, you need to do this.
Sevan Matossian (24:34):
Yeah. Yeah. And do you like stream yard? I think it’s dope.
Turd Ferguson (24:37):
Yeah, though. It’s super, like, I hate to say that it’s easy. Like I like to fuck with things. Yeah. And figure it out. Right, right. And um, yeah,
Sevan Matossian (24:48):
It is easy. Are you gonna have a phone number like that?
Turd Ferguson (24:52):
I don’t know. Or
Sevan Matossian (24:53):
People speaking
Turd Ferguson (24:54):
Of phone numbers, bro. I, I, I have attracted some weirdos lately,
Sevan Matossian (25:00):
Lately. What do you mean? Cuz you’re too open. Too friendly.
Turd Ferguson (25:04):
Yeah. Here. Hold on please.
Sevan Matossian (25:06):
Please.
Turd Ferguson (25:06):
Let’s let’s not, we’re not gonna put this one out on the airwaves. Right. But
Sevan Matossian (25:11):
I think tie two of O is gonna win by the way. Go ahead.
Turd Ferguson (25:13):
Yeah. Me too.
Sevan Matossian (25:16):
Boom.
Turd Ferguson (25:16):
You think so against
Sevan Matossian (25:17):
C? Yeah dude. It’s gonna be bad. Athletic. He is
Turd Ferguson (25:21):
He his, his eyebrows get so animated. When, when he talks about something he’s passionate about Sivan.
Sevan Matossian (25:27):
Yeah. I see. I, I study him. I
Turd Ferguson (25:29):
Love it.
Sevan Matossian (25:29):
I’m a student of the Caleb game. <laugh>
Turd Ferguson (25:32):
So like Sarah’s a little, he’s a little, little more athletic than the old
Sevan Matossian (25:35):
Tie to IASA. He’s gonna get in close dude. It’s gonna be fucking nasty. You don’t think he’s gonna get rocked by the Australian. It’s gonna be fucking nasty. I’m gonna, uh, see if I can pull up the,
Turd Ferguson (25:51):
Uh, here. I just said I went and bought a TV yesterday.
Sevan Matossian (25:58):
Oh I
Turd Ferguson (25:59):
Can’t. I can’t wait for the next five.
Sevan Matossian (26:00):
Wow. You sure did buy a TV. That’s a fucking beautiful truck. Congratulations.
Turd Ferguson (26:05):
Thank you. I said 20, 22 Raptor.
Sevan Matossian (26:08):
It’s fucking nice. Hey,
Turd Ferguson (26:09):
Throw that up on the screen. I’ve got a question. I’ll ask the comment section.
Sevan Matossian (26:13):
How? Go ahead.
Turd Ferguson (26:17):
So I’m, I’m wanting, I’m wanting to do something with it, right
Sevan Matossian (26:21):
With that TV?
Turd Ferguson (26:23):
No, with the truck.
Sevan Matossian (26:24):
Oh,
Turd Ferguson (26:25):
With the truck? Yeah. I’m wanting to get it. Color, color, change route. Right? Should I go matte black with lime green graphics or go matte lime green with matte black graphics.
Sevan Matossian (26:38):
Wow. And what will the graphics say?
Turd Ferguson (26:41):
Danger. It’s gonna be like the Raptor font, but it’s gonna say danger on it.
Sevan Matossian (26:49):
Justin danger. Nunley God, it’s a, it’s amazing how nice cars are. What? That TV is absurd.
Turd Ferguson (26:56):
It’s ridiculous.
Sevan Matossian (26:57):
What is it? What is it?
Turd Ferguson (26:58):
85.
Sevan Matossian (26:59):
Oh it’s perfect.
Turd Ferguson (27:00):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (27:01):
It’s perfect. Where’d you get it?
Turd Ferguson (27:05):
PAC? They’re
Sevan Matossian (27:05):
Not. Oh no. It’s 8570 5900.
Turd Ferguson (27:10):
What do you mean? 5,900.
Sevan Matossian (27:11):
You spent $5,900 on the TV.
Turd Ferguson (27:14):
I spent a good bid on it.
Sevan Matossian (27:16):
Yeah. The SOS aren’t cheap. Matt black, Matt black, Matt black says, I wanna show you this. Uh,
Turd Ferguson (27:27):
We could compensate with the truck. It’s not compensation. It’s just about liking shit. Like I like mini trucks too. Like for the longest I drove a, drove a box SP um, that was like slammed on the ground. Like I’d take up road reflectors. How old, what year was that? 89. It had the digital dash in it. You know how they like a couple years they actually put like the digital dash in them. Uh, but I love that truck. I, if I ever find a picture of it, I’ll send it to you. It was a badass truck,
Sevan Matossian (27:56):
Man. Wait, so you had a truck that was slammed so low. Was it, was it a extra cab?
Turd Ferguson (28:00):
Oh yeah, it was, yeah, it was extended cab. It had the little, two seats on the side that fold down.
Sevan Matossian (28:05):
What kind of Wolfers did you have in it? You have Wolfers in it. Wolfers
Turd Ferguson (28:08):
Yeah. Kicker, baby kicker audio. Wolfers make sure you go to kicker for all of your audio needs.
Sevan Matossian (28:13):
<laugh> what’d you have in it, please tell me you had something big. Two twelves,
Turd Ferguson (28:19):
Two 50, have two twelves, two twelves, two 12 crossover. These 12 over you put them on the lay down seats. No, like it was a customer. So the very first truck that I ever had was a 1984 Nissan Dotson. Okay. It was a mini truck. This truck pretty much the motor on it ran like a damn chainsaw. Okay.
Sevan Matossian (28:39):
And it was slammed. It was slammed.
Turd Ferguson (28:41):
No, I, I was poor. I couldn’t do anything with this truck, but I was, I was, uh, you know, I was middle class, white trash, I guess you could say. So
Sevan Matossian (28:52):
I support us Californians,
Turd Ferguson (28:53):
Dude. I put two twelves in that single cow Nissan. When I drove it was literally like this, but that thing would shake the whole trailer part down.
Sevan Matossian (29:05):
I God woos are so great. Uh, Seon, give Justin my number. Thanks. No problem. I got, I got you. I got you.
Turd Ferguson (29:17):
What, what for my wife’s not gonna be happy about that.
Sevan Matossian (29:19):
Don’t worry. Your wife think she’s you’re still pretending like you have a wife. Wait, you can just fact check that that’s your sister. We all know. We, I fact checked that.
Turd Ferguson (29:28):
You’re my sister.
Sevan Matossian (29:29):
<laugh>
Turd Ferguson (29:32):
Hey, you know where I’m from? State motto. The closer can. The deeper in roll tide, baby. Ooh, let’s go. Hey, it’s college football college
Sevan Matossian (29:40):
Football season. Look, look how dangerous God. It’s so hard. Keeping this show on fucking track. Look how fucking dangerous type two of us is when you’re done thinking about Justin’s sister, take a peek at your screen, but who is that? Who’s he who’s he fighting right there. It it’s those combo. It’s it’s that.
