#568 – Live Call In Show

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

Rattling could be fucking wild. Hey, bam. We’re live. It could be nuts. It could be really, really nuts. Hey guys, uh, please go to the life is RX, uh, website look at all the newest CEO Garrett. There is really, really cool stuff. I will be home any day now and start rocking it. There are some amazing sweatshirts. Cool shit. I’m seeing the gear more and more yesterday. Someone sent me a screenshot of a meeting that was going on over at, um, the fittest ever brand. That’s the brand, uh, run by, uh, the liver king. And, uh, one of the people at the, at the board meeting there was wearing a no plan B shirt that really stoked me. I’m seeing it all over the internet. Uh, I’m pumped. Thank you for all your support. I love the gear. I think it’s gangster. I think it’s hard.

Sevan Matossian (00:47):

I think it’s, uh, I think it represents, uh, the brand well, for those of you who don’t know the CEO story, why those I originally started the CEO stuff was because when, uh, Eric Rosa in, in gang, the, uh, the fucking money making squad goofballs bought the, uh, CrossFit ink, um, they fired all the, all the woke crew took over and by woke, I mean, people who claim to be, um, against racism, uh, sexualizing kids against, uh, in inclusive. And yet they are the exact opposite. Everything they do is the exact opposite, everything. So for instance, the woke crew believed in quarantines, uh, the country that quarantined the hardest because they wanted to stop COVID right. And the country that quarantined the harvest was hardest was, uh, New Zealand and Australia. And that woke mindset has now today, if you go to Google and look at COVID rates, they’re 400% higher than they’ve ever been anywhere in Australia or New Zealand in, in the previous two years, they’re fucked.

Sevan Matossian (01:49):

And why did that happen? Because they quarantined and they didn’t let that, that shit take its natural course. It’s that kind of behavior that is that’s, that’s woke thought. Uh, anyone who believes in black lives matter, who cares if they stole money? Like if you think that they stole money and that’s the reason you’re mad at ’em or they use used it to buy houses. You’re a piece of shit who cares about that? <laugh> what really happened is is that their ideology, their ideology and what they did made it. So the woke people, mostly, uh, people of, of white skin color woke people became super duper against cops. Cops are just people. They stopped engaging black people and black homicide black on black homicide is up 34% in this country because BLM supposedly cared about black people. That’s wom the actions you take, fuck everybody, but you’re doing it because supposedly you’re a good person, but you’re not it’s because you’re overcompensating cuz you are racist piece of shit.

Sevan Matossian (02:44):

The reason why I’m so ed up this morning is last night. A very dear friend, a very, uh, uh, cool friend sent me a, uh, an abandoned Instagram page that there hasn’t been a post on in two years. And it’s a list of all these people who said bad shit about Greg during Floyd 19. And it’s all their comments and it’s supporting them. And it it’s it’s and it’s a shitload of people who’ve been on this show and a shitload of my friends and not one of those posts, not one post said, Greg Glassman did this. Therefore I hate him. They all said, I’m every single one of them, people that have been on this show, every single one of those posts say shit like, um, I’m out because of what Greg did. And they never say what he did, a hundred fucking posts. And you know what? Those of you who did that, who come on my show, please just ghost me. I don’t, I, I really don’t like you I’m I’m just being fake to you. I’m just trying to get my numbers up for the show. Do not come on the show. I hate you.

Sevan Matossian (03:43):

You’re a piece of shit. You, you are the epitome of what is fucking woken wrong with this fucking country. All you bitches talk shit about fucking Greg. But wouldn’t say in specifics, what he did that upset you. It’s just like I don’t app. I don’t approve of what Greg Glassman said. And I have high morals in dignity and I’m out, Hey, there’s nothing that he could have said nothing that on the other end of the scale wouldn’t have wouldn’t would’ve, would’ve been as bad as the great gift he gave society. Nothing. He saved millions of people’s lives. He’s added millions of years onto people’s lives on planet earth. But, but on top of that, he didn’t say anything bad and not a single fucking one of you said, Hey, he said this and you point specifically to it. It’s just all ambiguous shit. And you know why, cuz you’re bitches, I’m gonna give you a perfect fucking example.

Sevan Matossian (04:40):

And, and some of you guys parade around as conservatives or liberals, but you’re not, you’re fucking weasel. And until you fucking make an apology for what you did not an apology of retraction, not because he needs it. He doesn’t care. He’s richer and happier than you’ll ever be. <laugh> I need to make the apology to re, to, to rete the boat for the damage that you did. But I’m gonna give you a perfect example. They’re trying to change the name of monkeypox because they think the word monkeypox is derogatory towards black people who would think that, who would think that liberals who care about black people? How did they, but I don’t get it. Please explain to me, how did you jump to the conclusion that monkey pox is somehow offensive to black people. Please explain that to me. Oh, because you think that black people look like monkeys and therefore that’s offensive. And so you’re changing the name because you think that because you judge people based on the color of their skin, none, none of you fuckers came up and stood up for Justin. Maderas the other day when I said he looked like a baboon, if he was a black guy, would you ed that? Fuck you guys don’t come on my show. I’m using you

Mattew Souza (05:54):


Sevan Matossian (05:56):

Or come on here and fucking apologize. Say you were wrong. Not because anyone needs your apology, but to rete the ship, to let people know, oh fuck, I was thinking wrong. I was swept up in the unconscious. You’re bad people. What do I mean to bad people, women, children, and kids get hurt because of your fucking actions. People lose opportunity to fucking grow and flourish because of your activity. That’s what I mean by bad people. Hi Susan.

Mattew Souza (06:30):


Sevan Matossian (06:31):

I got so fucking riled up. It’s 50 fucking posts of like my dear friends who have had on the show saying bad shit about Greg, but they don’t actually say anything. When I tell you that, I fucking think Greg Craig, Richie’s a goofball. I tell you about the interactions I had with him. I point to his shit and you know why I do that? That way you can judge me and you can be like, Hey Savon, maybe he was just busy. Maybe he ha maybe someone wrote in the comments in my DMS, Hey, you’re an asshole. He has social anxiety disorder. He actually loves you. And just didn’t wanna make eye contact with you. Cuz he looked up to you like anything, you could flip it back on me, but you guys say this ambiguous shit. I don’t appreciate what Greg said. What did he say?

Sevan Matossian (07:09):

When that fucking bitch at that fucking CrossFit gym. When Greg said I don’t mourn George Floyd’s death. And that bitch said, um, something about that being racist. And I said right on the call, they never play this part, which is funny. She recorded the call. We all knew she was recording the call too, by the way, it wasn’t like she snuck it past Greg. We all knew we were all texting and DMing each other. We knew. And that bitch was recording the call. I said to her like five times, why do you think it’s racist? And she wouldn’t answer it because she knew if she revealed why she thought that was way racist. She would really out the fact that she was racist. She knew that cuz she judges people by the color of their skin Greg’s feelings about George Floyd had nothing to do with the color of his skin.

Mattew Souza (07:57):

It kind of, that comment kind of had nothing to really do with George Floyd.

Sevan Matossian (08:01):

Right, right. That too. That’s why I I’m. I, I, I was so fucking B I’m. I don’t know if I should be mad at my friend for sending me that it got me so riled up. I saw how fucking shitty you people are. Every single one of you. I want you to know when you come on my fucking podcast, I go straight to June 2nd and see if you’re a piece of shit

Mattew Souza (08:22):


Sevan Matossian (08:23):

And what do I mean by piece of shit? I just explained it to you. You’re an unconscious nanny who takes actions to try to save your credibility at the cost of hurting women and children and men.

Sevan Matossian (08:36):

And what do I mean by that? I already gave you an example of that too. You didn’t have you didn’t you didn’t think about your actions. If you attacked police officers. And then they stopped going, engaging black people because they were afraid they were gonna be filmed and fucking critiqued for doing and being called racist for something that says nothing to do with being racist and therefore 30 there’s 34 in the last two years, there’s been, uh, every year there’s been a uptick in, in black, on black homicides. You guys are just you’re you’re um, and, and it’s, it’s all you black square fuckers, all you. And then you come on my show and you pretend you guys pretend like you’re fucking not woke. And I, and I, and, and I, and I believe it, I’m guilty of believing it and it not that it’s not that it’s not that it’s not that I don’t want to, um, uh, forgive you it’s cuz like I don’t really care.

Sevan Matossian (09:23):

Like in, in the super big picture, I’m just so disappointed that none of you have had the balls or the leadership to be like, wow, I really screwed up. Call Greg, make a post and you parade around and come on this podcast. It’s not enough. I wanna show you. I wanna show you classic fucking racism right now from someone who’s woke as fuck. I wanna show you this. There’s this guy that works over at the morning, chocolate. His name is Patrick blender Hassett. And he used to work over at the, at the south China morning post. And you know, and you know, you know, morning chocolate’s woke as fuck. You know, they take their orders from me and fucking Andrew. Why in schnitzel over there? I cannot fucking believe he still works at CrossFit Inc.

Sevan Matossian (10:08):

Now I know why people say man, that, that dude can be a little negative at times. I’m like what? You <laugh> uh, this guy look at this. So, so this is an article for the south morning. China PO south morning, China, south morning, morning, China post. And this is an old, this is from 2019 or 20 or something like that. And um, uh, uh, what’s it say August 20th, 2020. So it’s like it’s two year anniversary. And by the way, if you search Sherman Merrick, this picture doesn’t come up. Do you know why? Because he wasn’t chosen because he was Sherman Merrick for this picture. Do you know why he was chosen? I’ll I’ll wait, you guess, go ahead. Why was he chosen? You tell me in the comments you tell me in the comments, why would, why? When I search Sherman American Google images, this doesn’t pop up because Sherman wasn’t chosen for, for his great deeds at saving lives at his CrossFit gym for homeschooling his fucking kids for standing up against fucking unjustice for fucking living debt free. Do you know why he was chosen?

Sevan Matossian (11:11):

Because his skin is better able to handle handle long exposure to the sun. That’s why he was chosen. That’s weird. Right? Why does this, why does this article that has to do with black lives matter? Have anything to do with his ability to handle exposure to the sun? This is an article written by this fucking NKU poop. Who, who fucking Justin Niku poop also fucking hired. It’s Justin LA Franco. This, this bla blender, blender asset guy. And um, uh, uh, uh, Andrew w who works at CrossFit, Inc. They, they keep this fucking community in, in, in complete idiocy. And uh, this guy wrote, listen, Rosa, who takes over from a disgraced founder? What do, what do you mean disgraced? Founder. Fuck you, dude.

Mattew Souza (12:04):


Sevan Matossian (12:05):

Because he, he added millions of hours. Billions of hours onto people’s lives.

Mattew Souza (12:08):

He spell rich wrong.

Sevan Matossian (12:13):

I don’t see it, but

Mattew Souza (12:15):

No, because from disgrace, founder from rich founder.

Sevan Matossian (12:18):

Oh yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Good, good. That’s good. Um, and uh, uh, he writes here CrossFit CEO, Eric Rose, a black lives matter. I asked Sherman. Did they ask you if they can use this picture? He said, no, this, this is racism. This is, they chose this man because he’s like, he loves this guy. Loves Greg Sherman. Merrick. They don’t give a fuck. It’s the same way. The New York times used Stacy Tova

Mattew Souza (12:48):


Sevan Matossian (12:50):

Kenneth DAP. This is not what I expected, but I’m not complaining. I’ve only just

Mattew Souza (12:58):


Sevan Matossian (12:59):

Uh, this guy is a world class Seon. You shouldn’t call people names. I know, babe. I know

Mattew Souza (13:10):


Sevan Matossian (13:10):

I know. Sorry. I’m sorry. I don’t like it. I don’t like it, Patrick. I don’t like it. I don’t like it. I don’t like it at all. You’re not a journalist. When you use disgraced founder, you don’t even know. You don’t even know what you’re talking about. Disgraced by who? By, by by 37 pounds of you soaking wet. You know everyone at the I, everyone, you know everyone at the morning, chocolate, I can’t stand you. <laugh> you’re I just showed that you’re fucking blatantly racist and you parade around is not, I just showed the entire world. You’re writing an article. This is woke. You were an article that’s supposedly defending the black man when you fucking using the black man, like he’s your fucking slave.

Mattew Souza (13:57):


Sevan Matossian (13:58):

Sorry, babe. I’m sorry. I tried not to. I tried to,

Mattew Souza (14:02):

The ironic part about this picture is Eric, uh, Rosa has been fired and relieved of his duties and uh, Sherman’s absolutely crushing it.

Sevan Matossian (14:10):

Yeah. Right, right. Oh, that was another thing by the way, crushing it. That was another thing. By the way, the, in this, in this Instagram account, I found this hater account on Greg Glassman. I clicked on all the gems. Uh, 50% of them are now defunct in the other 50%. Aren’t CrossFit gems.

Mattew Souza (14:26):

No figure.

Sevan Matossian (14:27):

Yeah. They de affiliate it. I haven’t watered down my coffee. So I’d be more chill.

Mattew Souza (14:37):


Sevan Matossian (14:39):

Rosa was the face of wilt CrossFit in the community told ’em to fuck off is noble. Next God. I hope so. They’re so rotten. I found some stuff on them yesterday. I don’t I’m I’m saving it. They are so rotten and duplicitous. If you don’t vote for me, you’re not black. Hi, I’m Joe Biden.

Mattew Souza (14:59):


Sevan Matossian (15:01):

Man. They are bad. We’ll get to them some point. I want to, um, share with you guys some stuff that I’ve talked about for 500 shows and I, and, and I haven’t given you the ammo that you guys deserve. Um, and so in a way it’s, uh, just a conspiracy theory, tinfoil Hathi, but I thought I’d give you some today just really quickly. Uh, this is, uh, a quote from Richard Smith, who is the editor at the, uh, British medical journal for 13 years. He’s one of the most respected men who’s ever walked the planet in the journal space, medical journal space. Um, EV everyone everywhere respects him, even after he said this comment, uh, no one talks shit about him. No, no one stood up against him and said, he’s full of shit. No one at the Lancet, no one at the American journal of, uh, medicine, no one couldn’t find it.

Sevan Matossian (15:47):

And, uh, he said, this is all stuff, Greg Glassman turned me onto, by the way, he said, it may be time to move from assuming that research has been honestly conducted and reported to assuming it to be untrust trustworthy until there is some evidence to the contrary. Hmm. He’s also been quoted as saying that more than 50% of everything in medical journals is hogwash. Now, from there, you can be like, is it fraudulent? Is it just bad B bad practices, but we are in the middle of a replication crisis. Okay. So right here, I’m doing what that Instagram account said. I’m telling you just what another guy said. Hey, Greg Glassman did something bad. Hey, medical charges UN bad. So, so let’s, let’s dig a little bit, um, further. This is a story I’ve talked about several times Harvard and bring call for more than 30 re retractions of cardiac stem, re resell, uh, uh, stem cell research, uh, basically Harvard medical school and Berg ham and women’s hospital have recommended that 31 papers from a former lab director be retracted from medical journals, uh, the papers from the lab of Dr. Pierre and versa. So this guy in some places I’ve seen him refer to as the godfather of stem cell research. And, um, you can look and see that 30 of his papers have been considered fraudulent. This is from Harvard.

Sevan Matossian (17:05):

And then here, I’m going to give you the example, why, and I have talked about this, and this can be pretty confusing. So I’m going to try to just give you, uh, the best example I can. The research found this is about statins, whether you should be taking statins or not. And it says the research found significant heterogene heterogeneity, but also reductions in the absolute risk 0.8% for all causes of mortality. So what that means, it’s funny that it’s less than 1%. It makes it so hard to do this, but that means that if that, if you have a group of, um, a hundred people who take statins and another group of people, a hundred people who don’t take statins, that’s the control group. And then you check on them in a year. The group that took statins, one person died. And the group that didn’t take statins, two people died more or less. That would be 1%. Exactly. This is 0.8%. It’s actually, it’s actually less than less than two people died. It’s like 1.8, 1.6 died. And with that, that’s called, um, that’s called, uh, absolute, uh, uh, risk. But what they do,

Sevan Matossian (18:32):

What pharma does is they use something called relative risk. And what they say is, is like, oh, shit on in this group, uh, who, who didn’t take statins? 1.8 people died. And on this side that did take statins. Only one person died. So that’s a hundred percent, uh, increase in survival. And they presented to you like that. That’s the whole statin game. That’s the whole pharmacy game. That’s what’s been happening to you guys. That’s what happened to you around COVID science. You get that, right? You guys are starting to piece this together. Some of you are like, oh shit. Oh shit. How do I present the numbers to you? If SU has a, I was gonna use compare penises. That’s not if SU has a, has a, I’m not gonna

Mattew Souza (19:30):


Sevan Matossian (19:30):

I don’t, I might, I might screw it up. Cuz I think I actually explained it pretty good. Okay. So there’s that? Uh, can you pull up while we’re just on a fucking terror? This one, I almost opened my emails. I better not do that.

Mattew Souza (19:47):

Yeah. You gotta show one screen ahead time.

Sevan Matossian (19:50):

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I, I might be done sharing. It might be your turn. I might be. Those are just things. I came up within the shitter in the last five minutes. These last two months,

Mattew Souza (19:58):

I liked it.

Sevan Matossian (19:59):

I had to stand cuz my back got tight cause I was getting so wound up

Mattew Souza (20:03):


Sevan Matossian (20:06):

Um, oh, I wanna read you something. Uh, uh, this is pretty, I don’t, I don’t know what to think about this. Um, there’s there’s so many. Yeah. There’s so many fucking weirdos in this world, but it, it looks like the DS. Aren’t a full on war on Joe Biden to get Joe Biden out and they’re just leaking everything now. Right? Like they just, they do not want him to fucking run again.

Sevan Matossian (20:30):

I wonder if I can. I wonder if I’m gonna have to pull this up on my phone. I don’t know if I can see this. Can you make it bigger so I can read it? So I don’t, I don’t know if you remember, but someone found, uh, um, they found hunter Biden’s laptop. He, he turned, took it to his store to have it fixed and they found all this crazy shit on it. It, and then recently someone found, uh, Ashley Biden’s, um, diary. And this is, this is supposedly shit that’s from it. But it’s a trip how much shit’s gonna be tolerated. What sucks is I, I, I feel like as this shit happens and no one does anything, it becomes normalized.

Mattew Souza (21:08):

Mm-hmm <affirmative>

Sevan Matossian (21:10):

And, and that, that makes me, um,

Mattew Souza (21:12):

It’s like, it’s just accepted and it’s pushed a little further each

Sevan Matossian (21:15):

Time. Yeah. I don’t know if you guys saw yesterday. I, I, I posted this and, and I’ve sent, I sent it around to my friends who live in Berkeley, uh, yesterday that they, uh, a video came out and it shows a guy who said a trany up. Um, a tranny is, um, in this particular instance, it’s a dude who dresses up as a woman. And he set a tranny up to meet him at a park because, and, and he told, and he told the tranny that he was, uh, it was, he was a nine year old and that he would bring his six year old and one year old sibling with him. And so this tranny goes to the park, thinking that they’re meeting a nine year old, a six year old and a one year old. And it’s some fucking big fat, hairy dude, what the fuck?

Sevan Matossian (21:54):

And he’s like, and he’s got like all the pictures and the texts. And he is like, Hey dude, what the fuck? It’s fucking crazy. It’s in Berkeley. And the cops come and he shows the cops all the shit. And you could tell Theran, he’s freaking out, man, freaking out, rightfully so. You should be. You should, you should be scared. Someone’s gonna kill you. If you, if you fuck with their kids, I think I would be, I fuck with someone’s kids. And, um, uh, and, and, and, and, and he shows this guy shows the cops everything, and you can hear the cops being like asking the trany, is this true? Is this true? And they’re trying to figure out and they fucking let the trany go. What? Yeah. How,

Sevan Matossian (22:36):

Why, how I don’t Berkeley. It’s Berkeley, dude. That’s, that’s what it is. Hey, you think it’s all fun and games. You woke people. You think it’s all fun and games. You think it’s all fun and games and peace and love, and you’re gonna accept all this shit. It’s like, I’m so happy. The L GB, uh, GB crowd is like coming out against these idiots too. More and more, every day, lesbian and gay people are like, we’re out, we’re out. I can’t wait. It, it, it being a trany is, has nothing to do with being gay. You have to know that people nothing, zero, zero being a trany is, um, is, uh, it’s like, um, thinking that your problems are gonna be fixed by doing something on the outside. It’s like women who get faked. Its you think you think your life’s gonna be better. It is not.

Sevan Matossian (23:37):

I know you think that’s okay. I know you think that, but it is not it’s it’s not gonna better because of that. It’s not, it really isn’t whatever, whatever whatever’s at the deep root of you wanting to do that, it’s not, it’s not gonna get better. I’m I’m not, I’m not, I’m not against it. I, I’m not saying you, you, you, you don’t need to do it as part of your path. I’m not saying that I’m against people who just wanna be, Berank like, I’m all for it. I’ve gone to tons of plays and where there’s trannie in ’em and, and I, and I have friends who are, um, acquaintances who are trannie I’ve had fucking like dinner and watch UFC fights. And but, but it’s it’s um, it’s as much of a it’s it’s a mental disorder. It’s not, it’s someone trying to find some happy happiness because something fucking is broken and, and you end up not finding happiness there.

Sevan Matossian (24:29):

You don’t end up finding it there. You don’t become whole there. That’s the, that’s the term I’ve been using lately. Whole, you don’t become whole going that way. And it’s okay. If you want to use your pathology, they said to Mike Tyson wants, Hey, do you wanna get therapy to fix all this anger? And he says, no, I’m making a shitload of money off it right now. All right, I get it. But the, the hurting kids thing is, um, yeah, that, you know, Matt, it looked like it could have come to that. Berkeley cops probably arrested the other guy. It looked like it was kinda, he wasn’t even being a Dick to the tranny either. Um, but, uh, I don’t know. Okay. Um, so I’m gonna restart back to this Ashley Biden thing. This I got off on this tangent because of this, uh, Ashley Biden’s leak diary that detailed how Joe Biden took inappropriate showers with her when she was a child was confirmed as authentic grade and shaving the bays, my underpants hypersexualized at a young age. What is this done to, what is this due to due to was I molested? I think so. I can’t remember specifics, but I do remember trauma. I remember not liking the wool’s house. I don’t know who that is. Must have been some family, friends. I remember somewhat being sexualized with Caroline. That must be your sister. I remember having sex with friends at a young age showers with my dad. Probably not appropriate being told, being turned.

Sevan Matossian (26:14):

What does that say? Being turned on when I wasn’t supposed to be, is that what that says? It kind of looks like it. Yeah, what’s crazy. Is that, um, uh, the showers with the dad is lumped up with all this other shit. I I’ve, I actually had a friend who one time we were talking, it was a girl. And she, she said the exact same thing to me about, she thinks she was molested, but she doesn’t know that kind of that stuck with me forever. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Interesting. Someone else the other day was telling, told me, dropped a story on me and told me they were molested. And I was like, no shit. And uh, it was a guy friend of mine and I go, what happened? And he goes, I was, um, I can’t remember how old he was. I was nine. And these two, 12 year old girls made me have sex with him or something like that. Or I was 12 and these two, 15 year old girls made have sex with them.

Mattew Souza (27:03):

<laugh> isn’t it funny for a guys? You almost are like

Sevan Matossian (27:10):

<laugh> yeah. Yeah. That’s where that’s exactly where went. I’m like, well,

Mattew Souza (27:13):

You’re like, cool. Oh no, no is wrong here.

Sevan Matossian (27:17):

I, I, I get it. What it does is it turns, it, it sexualizes you though. It turns on that shit. Like, I don’t want that shit turned on for my kids. You, you, I didn’t know if I thought about this this morning. I didn’t know if I wanted to go down this way, cuz it’s almost not fair, but

Mattew Souza (27:35):

That burns what is said.

Sevan Matossian (27:37):

When I, when I hear, I have so many friends who are addicted to have, have, like what seems to me is like, um, pathological sexual shit.

Mattew Souza (27:47):

What do you mean?

Sevan Matossian (27:48):

Like, um, like all like almost everyone. I noticed that with the prostitute, I’ve never done that. Everyone, almost everyone I noticed had a one night stand. I’ve never done that. I, I was never the kid. Like, it was enough for me to see a magazine with bra and panties. I didn’t need like hustler with the there’s a closeup shot

Mattew Souza (28:04):

Of the girl

Sevan Matossian (28:05):

Pulling her lips apart. Like I, I didn’t, I didn’t, I don’t care if, how, if, if, if a a woman shaves her vagina, not, I, I don’t, I don’t, I don’t think about other women when I’m having sex with my wife. I don’t watch porn. I mean, very rarely. I mean, I used to watch it a little bit more when I traveled for a living. I, I just, um, I, I never been with a prostitute. I, I, I don’t, I don’t wanna stick my penis in anyone’s butt.

Mattew Souza (28:29):


Sevan Matossian (28:30):

Like, I never have I’m just so, um, if I do masturbate, I think about my wife when I see other women, I don’t think no matter how hot they are never think about fucking them. It maybe at most it gets me. I’ll be like, wow, she’s hot. And then it gets me riled up to be with my wife. I’m just, but I, but, but I mean, but I had a hair on, when I was in college. I had like, you know, big old posse girl, like girlfriends. I had like rotate, like just a huge chunk of girlfriends. But I, but other than that, my shit’s kind of, and, and like, I have friends who like sex is like a part of their life. They’re they’re, they’re held hostage by it. Like a lot of friends, single,

Mattew Souza (29:09):

Both, uh,

Sevan Matossian (29:12):

To be fair. It’s mostly my single friends. Interesting. To be fair. It’s mostly my single friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To be fair, 90, 90%. But man, they’re, they’re fucking like who the shit they show me and tell me

Mattew Souza (29:25):


Sevan Matossian (29:26):

I can’t even, it it’s a lot. It’s a lot. It’s a lot to, uh, the reason why I never had a one night stand was just for purely logical reasons. It seemed like so much effort to get naked with someone. And <laugh> like, why? Like it’s like training a dog. It’s like, it’s like those people who get like, um, uh, uh, um, uh, what, what are those assistance dogs, those CNI dogs and train ’em for a year and give ’em away. Fuck that. I should put it a year into this dog. And I’m giving ’em.

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