#537 – Indy Event 11 “Alpaca” Recap

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John Young (00:00):

Oh, it’s coming in an hour. Oh

Sevan Matossian (00:02):

My, yeah. It’s gonna be very quick. Are you in the garage?

John Young (00:06):

Yes, I am.

Sevan Matossian (00:07):

Did you move to a new house?

John Young (00:09):

Uh, yes, this is my, uh, new home.

Sevan Matossian (00:12):

Didn’t you just buy a house?

John Young (00:14):

That’s the one. Yeah, I haven’t been, I haven’t been living there.

Sevan Matossian (00:18):

Oh, congratulations. It’s awesome. Uh, John Young, when I, I, I don’t, I don’t think they needed to do this workout. I think they could have just weighed people and ranked them by weight. I think this was a fat boy workout. Fat boy, fat girl workout. Uh, I, I, I, I, the, the, the workouts that the games this year are complete disaster. I’m putting an asterisk mark by it.

John Young (00:43):

<laugh> I wouldn’t say that.

Sevan Matossian (00:44):

Oh, alright. You think it’s a little, I went a little overboard. I’m just so frustrated. The rope climbs weren’t in there. I’m so fucking frustrated.

John Young (00:52):

I don’t think it would’ve

Sevan Matossian (00:54):

Bullshit was all happen. Say that really? Really?

John Young (00:57):

No. Yeah. Cuz it was only two. Um, maybe some

Sevan Matossian (01:01):

Remember not just two legless up legless down.

John Young (01:04):

I understand. But maybe it would like somebody like Sam quant might not have gotten second Uhhuh, but as far as far as, uh, between Roman, Ricky and Justin, I don’t think those placings would’ve changed.

Sevan Matossian (01:17):

Yeah. Oh,

John Young (01:20):

The cleaning jerks is where everybody made their time. Those cleaning jerks were killing people. People could not do them unbroken. Um, the biggest set I saw on broken was 10 and that was by Roman. Um, so that’s where people made their moves. Now the women, it affected greatly. I think the rope climbs would’ve been a game changer for the women. Um, people like Hailey, people like ma Emma Lawson. They, they make all their time up on those. Like this road climbs Tia is well, Tia probably would’ve ran, uh, won, going away with it on the, if the road climbs were in there. Um, but they weren’t. So Laura, I mean, Daniel Brandon did way better because there wasn’t any road climb

Sevan Matossian (02:03):

Totally off subject here. Totally off subject here. But did you, I wanna go look at what you just said in the fucking big picture of the totality. You’re saying that with the men, um, that it, you, you think that it it’s okay. We lost the rope climb, like, but you’re saying with the women, we it’s, it’s a totally different, it affected everything. Does that mean men and women need significantly different workouts at the CrossFit games?

John Young (02:24):

No. Uh, they don’t because the legless rope climb still play a role. Um, it would affect some men. I just think the top three guys that have separated themselves, it would, I don’t think it would affect their placings. Just those top. Like the big picture as far as the podium or top five goes,

Sevan Matossian (02:44):

Here’s the thing. Okay. Here’s the thing. Even if I, even if I decide to agree with you, um, if, if we would’ve put those legless rope climbs in and I think you can agree with this too, legless up legless down. What we may have seen is someone get stopped. Someone unexpectedly get stopped and change the entire fucking landscape,

John Young (03:02):

Especially on the women.

Sevan Matossian (03:03):

Right? Right. I mean, let let’s say, let’s say it would’ve stopped mal let’s say it would’ve stopped Tia. Let’s say it would’ve stopped someone and someone else could’ve just skyrocketed to the top. It just sucks that it really, it really, really, really bummed me out. Uh, I didn’t enjoy, I didn’t enjoy anything about that. I, I, I didn’t enjoy anything about that workout at all.

John Young (03:25):

I mean, I enjoyed it.

Sevan Matossian (03:26):

All right. Well, you’re a good dude. Uh, Benjamin Morro. Um, I hope they add a one rep max, wait to pull up the balance removal. I, I hear you. I hear what you’re asking for. I don’t think that does it though. I mean, I really think that that rope climb was like, Hey, you’re running full speed and someone put their leg out in front of you. I mean, it was gonna fuck some people up.

John Young (03:45):

You also have to think though, everybody that made it here, made it through the 10 legless rope climbs and that, and semi-finals, and that’s what stopped a lot of women. And the semi-final a lot of women got close to last place and didn’t make it because of that workout. So every bird, every person here has proven themselves to a certain point on legless. Rob climbs. Again, there was only two at a time. People would’ve gotten slower. Miguel would’ve been slower. Daniel, Brandon would’ve been slower. Brick Wells. Would’ve been

Sevan Matossian (04:17):

Slower. And tho and those kettlebells fucked you grip up too.

John Young (04:20):

They did, they did, but I don’t think they’ve still been through a lot of upper body pulling just because they don’t have Legos roll climbs in a workout. Doesn’t mean it wasn’t tested. It’s been tested a lot. It just changed how this workout went.

Sevan Matossian (04:38):

Uh, Justine with the, uh, flawless complexion says Manawa, would’ve been bottom 10 at bad. She’s bad at legless rope climber, for example. And, and, and how about Laura? How would Laura have done

John Young (04:50):

Laura? Would’ve been fi she’s a rock climber. Yeah, Laura’s got excellent cooling strength.

Sevan Matossian (04:56):

It’s it’s the dissent that added element of the dissent that I’m curious, uh, who it would’ve, um, who it would’ve exposed. I mean, you’ve done that, right? You do legless CLO climb, rope climb. You get to the top, you feel great. And then right away, you’re like, thank God I can clamp my legs. I mean, it’s a different preacher going. It’s a different preacher going down.

John Young (05:15):

I’m not great with my legs. When I get to the top of there, I kind of do what just sent anyway.

Sevan Matossian (05:19):

Just yeah, like, alright, uh, mad, mad. Maddo Maddo pet. Uh, Maderas can win only if he stays behind Roman on the last two events, 100%. Roman will finish before the other two. Now med gotta stay close. Madera’s gotta stay. Uh, we, but we don’t know what the workouts are, right.

John Young (05:40):

I’m sure they’re announcing it sometime, sometime within the next 15 minutes.

Sevan Matossian (05:47):

Uh, Caleb, are you watching their, uh, Instagram also?

Caleb Beaver (05:52):

Yes.

Sevan Matossian (05:52):

Yeah. Okay, cool. Cause I, they, they might do something just, they might go live on there, right?

John Young (05:58):

Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (06:00):

Go ahead.

John Young (06:01):

I’m trying to think of what they haven’t tested. Um, again, we thought it was a two parter. Can you think of anything besides burpees, rowing, deadlift and thrusters,

Sevan Matossian (06:11):

Those are the ones that you guys talked about on the, uh, on the last show. Deadlier be thrusters. No, but you’re asking the wrong person. They haven’t tested the softball throw. They haven’t tested the softball throw.

John Young (06:24):

I’m asking the check.

Sevan Matossian (06:25):

Oh, uh, Justin Madera came out trodding, uh, with the, uh, his legs were trodding. Um, Ricky was just pushing methodically one step at a time. Uh, I thought Ricky and Justin were way too close doing, um, the kettlebell, uh, uh, presses, uh, cleaning jerks. Did you see that? How close they, everyone else was separated by their carts. They were right next to each other. Same with Emma Lawson and Tia. And what’s crazy is, is Emma Lawson failed their second, uh, press. And I was just thinking, well, shit, what if that would’ve just fallen over hitting the champ totally possible. Uh, they talked about Roman getting a five year visa. Whoop you fucking do, uh, Daniel. And here’s another thing that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have to go home for the semifinals.

John Young (07:07):

No, he’s gonna be in a us semifinal,

Sevan Matossian (07:10):

But why is that?

John Young (07:11):

Because he’s here for five years. He and that’s his living residence is here for five years. The criteria is you have to be at your gym for that year training, correct?

Caleb Beaver (07:26):

No. Yeah. That’s what they did with,

John Young (07:28):

That’s what they did with Tia, but she could not travel to Australia at the time. And Roman has shown that he has troubles getting back and forth between Russia and

Sevan Matossian (07:38):

Us. No, but let’s say he doesn’t anymore. Like they sent Tia you home last year, even though she wouldn’t,

John Young (07:42):

I don’t know if they’re gonna take that risk. I don’t, I would not take that risk if I was Roman and I could stay here for five years. He’s got, he has a visa. So he is essentially American for five years. You know what I mean?

Sevan Matossian (07:54):

Uh, that’s a big deal. That’s a big deal Sev on for Roman, uh, and his wife and his kids. It’s correct. Um, but what I’m saying is, is you can’t send home Tia back to fucking Australia and not send Roman back home to Russia.

John Young (08:10):

I, I, in scenarios like this, though, they may, they’ve made, uh, uh, special arrangements for people that have, they do had trouble traveling and Roman fits that to a T I don’t know anybody else that has a worse situation than Roman.

Sevan Matossian (08:26):

What do you mean? Why, wait, why do you say that he has the visa? Why can’t now he can travel back and forth freely for five years. It’s actually been made perfect for him.

John Young (08:35):

Yeah, but he’s had this stuff all through before I don’t,

Sevan Matossian (08:39):

Uh, uh, Roman does what he wants. Okay. Fine. Roman does what he wants. Fine. He needs to learn English. All right. Everyone’s doing John Young is wrong. Okay. I like that. I like that. Uh, doubt. The semi will be in Russia. No, not in Russia. Not in Russia. Oh, not in Russia. I’m just saying, I don’t think he can go to fucking Knoxville to do the semi-final. Just because you have a five year visa that live in the United States,

John Young (09:04):

Just in, in case people were wondering from Brian.

Sevan Matossian (09:07):

Yeah.

John Young (09:07):

He will almost definitely be at a us semi next year

Sevan Matossian (09:12):

That Brian has no fucking idea what he is talking about. <laugh> uh, S it’s not that easy with the visa Korean lady, same situation. No visas are for you to stay, not go back and forth. John Young, John Young head. He needs head. I dunno if this, I dunno if this’s appropriate place to talk about that. Brian makes all this shit up. Thank you, Kenneth. Uh, why does beaver look? He is in a Russian prison cell. Well, I, you know why I’m in, I’m in Roman’s basement. <laugh> he’s house sitting for Roman’s house. <laugh> uh, Daniel, Brandon, um, crazy errors right off the bat. Crazy errors.

John Young (10:04):

She recovered well, though,

Sevan Matossian (10:06):

She, she, she fucked up and stopped the sled. I’d say she lost at least five seconds there. Then she, uh, pulled her kettlebells out and put ’em on the wrong side of her sled and had to re-pick them up again. Can we pull up the women’s leaderboard? What if we give Danielle Brandon 15 more seconds? What happens? And those are the only, the two errors we saw. I hope Matt Torres paddles are, uh,

John Young (10:31):

I don’t think it would’ve made that big of a difference. 15 more seconds.

Sevan Matossian (10:34):

Can we rank them by their, um, oh yeah. That’s it. Thank you. From, from based on alpaca. Can you rank them based on the alpaca workout? Maybe I can do it over here on the females. Oh yeah. Look,

John Young (10:45):

Here we go. So she was 14th. And then if you gave her 10 more seconds, that’s what 15th would be. So 15 seconds would

Sevan Matossian (10:53):

Not Daniel Brecken 9 0 5. Okay. 9 0 5. Even 20 seconds would, would, uh, would, would, yeah. Uh, 15 or 20 seconds. That, that then now we’re getting significant. Uh, no, not really three or four places. 12 points. What would that have done to her anyway? I ha I, it, it’s not good. It’s not, it’s not the way. It’s not, um, it’s not what you want. If you’re gonna be podium, podium person, ah, anyone who purchased any coffee or t-shirt from, okay, here we go. Sorry guys. Anyone who purchased coffee from the booth? The paper street booth. I dunno if anyone at the games is listening to this right now, but anyone who purchased coffee from the paper street booth will be entered to win. One of those vests that, uh, Jim broski, Jim broski,

John Young (11:52):

I will say I, you she’s

Sevan Matossian (11:54):

War when he did. Uh, so sorry, let me finish this thought. Uh, so, so paper street, coffee’s giving away a weighted vest. All you have to do is go in there to be entered by a shirt by a bag of coffee. You’ll be entered into the contest. And, uh, it’s the same vest that, um, Jim wore when he did not the exact one, but a replica of the one that Jim broski wore when, uh, he did Mer for 365 days. Also, Gabe has sent me another thing from paper street coffee saying the name Cal Sherington 65. Plus I have no fucking idea what that means. That’s his number if you want it. I, I don’t, I don’t know what the fuck that means. Does that guy have a GoFund any page? Uh, okay. Say that again. What about her errors?

John Young (12:41):

I know you said she has errors, but she has a decent gap on, uh, third place right now. Third to fourth. I Al I kind of think the biggest threat to her is Laura HFA.

Sevan Matossian (12:52):

You think she can come up and get her

John Young (12:55):

Because there’s there’s two. I, it would be a big jump, but there’s two events.

Sevan Matossian (13:00):

Oh, two scored events, 50 points, 50 points,

John Young (13:02):

50 points. If Danielle gets 15th in both, and Laura gets second in both, she would win. She would, or she would get third place. It would take a really huge comeback by Laura. But I think she’s the biggest threat to Danielle because everything they have left, like, I think Laura is the only one who could beat Danielle by enough to get in the third place. But Danielle’s got a good gap on third.

Sevan Matossian (13:31):

Have they updated? Is this, is this updated? This women’s uh, is this updated Caleb?

John Young (13:38):

Uh, yes, it is.

Sevan Matossian (13:39):

Fuck points. Can you go to points? Haley Adams got fucked up. Yeah. Oh man. Poor Haley 23rd. We wait, wait, wait, and look at Alexis rap. This is about to fucking put a stamp on it. Oh dude, it’s getting crazy. It’s getting crazy. No, one’s safe. Look at this. Oh my goodness. Haley, you need to pull out. You need to work hard girl. Um, Hailey could drop fucking out of the top 10 if she’s not careful.

John Young (14:10):

Um, if it’s heavy, I don’t know if it’s going to be though.

Sevan Matossian (14:17):

Uh, these are, uh, car Saunders, Brook Wells, Ariel Lowen, Alexis RTU, Haley Adams, uh, Laura, HVAT all fighting for that, uh, fifth spot. And, uh, John saying that a Laura even, and I think I agree with him of all the people there. She definitely has the capability to do the most damage and make it onto the podium.

John Young (14:36):

And Danielle would have to struggle for that to happen.

Sevan Matossian (14:41):

Uh, so, so Mao ma O’Brien’s the heir, huh? Tia steps out this year. Mal steps in ands. Done, done deal. Uh,

John Young (14:48):

She’s be the person to be

Sevan Matossian (14:51):

2023 CrossFit games, champion, ma O’Brien H w P O.

John Young (14:57):

Now like Taylor said, though, uh, like the sooner you start CrossFit, you peak earlier. Yeah. I, I believe that too.

Sevan Matossian (15:07):

I don’t think by peak. Well, do you peak earlier and then, and then maintain that peak for longer?

John Young (15:12):

Yes.

Sevan Matossian (15:13):

Yes. Oh, okay. You

John Young (15:14):

Can maintain that peak.

Sevan Matossian (15:15):

Okay.

John Young (15:15):

Okay. I don’t think, I don’t think like mal could win the games next year and she could be the person to beat, but I don’t see her making this huge jump the way Tia did. And then is unbeatable. You know what I’m saying?

Sevan Matossian (15:29):

Right. You think Emma, Lawson’s another two years away from,

John Young (15:32):

Yeah. I think

Sevan Matossian (15:33):

Curse that.

John Young (15:34):

I think Laura’s there. I think, um, yeah, Olivia curse setter’s coming. Like I, I think there is a competition, you know what I mean? Tia’s not now might be the best one, but there’s still a competition for first where Tia’s just kind of been better than everybody by a lot.

Sevan Matossian (15:52):

I am hop, uh, $20. Wow. That many double kettlebell cleans and that short of a time was brutal. I agree. Hey, that was cool. Seeing that, that movement exposed people. I would say that was the coolest part of the workout. That was a thick girl workout. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a total fat boy. Fat girl workout. 100%. That’s why, uh, Roman and Lauren are big. They moved shit. That’s it’s it’s you could, you literally could have, I bet you, you could weigh the fucking athletes and rank them by their weight. That’s why fus Lee took last. Cuz she weighs fucking six pounds. She’s a fucking bird. And uh, and, and Roman won cuz he’s a fucking rhino brick shit house. Same with Laura. Who took second? I bet you, I bet you who, who took second? Like Amanda Barnhardt who took second?

John Young (16:38):

No, Amanda didn’t um,

Sevan Matossian (16:39):

Danny Spiegel. Listen to me, Danny fucking Spiegel. Ellie Turner. K Karen FRA over Gabrielle Manawa. This is the fucking, I don’t watch football. So bear with me here. This is the fucking line for the 49ers. Oh, okay. Hike. <laugh>

John Young (16:56):

I, you know, you’re not wrong.

Sevan Matossian (16:57):

Thank you, Amanda. Barnhart. Emma McQuaid. Get the fuck out of there. You ruin my story. Seven MC yeah. She’s the fuck. Is she doing car Saunders? Ariel Lowen. Even she’s a thick girl. Mama.

John Young (17:12):

Alexis. Isn’t big. Emma’s not big.

Sevan Matossian (17:16):

Emma’s not. No, no. Alexis is stout though. Man. She stout.

John Young (17:21):

She’s not big though.

Sevan Matossian (17:23):

I agree. I agree.

John Young (17:25):

Uh, on the men’s side though, the men’s side kind of stays to your point to quant. Got second.

Sevan Matossian (17:32):

Oh my God. Quant is a fucking giant. He’s a fucking, he’s a crazy

John Young (17:39):

Val. There’s not the biggest guy, but he is a, a bigger guy.

Sevan Matossian (17:42):

Gorilla, gorilla.

John Young (17:45):

Uh, Ricky’s not big.

Sevan Matossian (17:46):

Okay. Hopper Tim Paulson. LAER LA’s big dude too, man. LAER big dude.

John Young (17:54):

Yeah. Big guy workout.

Sevan Matossian (17:58):

OWK but, but you got you Akos in their intent ahead of Brent. That’s weird.

John Young (18:03):

Well, I mean, I think once you get past, like the top five fitness probably takes over

Sevan Matossian (18:10):

Down pepper, 15th. What’s going on with D uh I’m. I’m not hating on him at all, but sitting in 19th place. Um, just rookie year.

John Young (18:20):

I mean, yeah. That’s what I would say, uh, down has all the attributes to be very good, but he still has really big holes. And this games, I feel like Dave, when Dave was programming the games, it was more of a beat down and just who can recover the best. And then with, uh, Boz, it’s more like who can do stuff that you’ve never done before. Who’s the most adaptable because we’ve seen so many things that you do not train and you’re, you’re honestly, probably not going to people. Aren’t going to train parallel traverses. They’re not gonna train max out. Sandbag cleans. Um, like there’s been a lot of stuff that is just who can adapt the best. And D that might not be a good trade for his, like if I, you look at the, he got 39th in Elizabeth elevated and that’s where you had to traverse the parallel bars. That means

Sevan Matossian (19:18):

Dial got 39th in

John Young (19:19):

That. Yeah. And that means he just couldn’t go across the bars. Right. It’s a it’s and it’s hard to do. I’ve done that before. It is very, it’s a hard thing to do. Way harder than people think. Um,

Sevan Matossian (19:31):

Not the, and what’s crazy is not the first time, not the second time, but it’s like, it’s like this, once it goes, it goes, mm-hmm,

John Young (19:37):

<affirmative> get wild. He got 37th. That’s where you did the handstand prep, uh, pushups, reversed, you know, like all these things are just things he’s never done before and he is just not adapting well. Um,

Sevan Matossian (19:50):

Hey, do you think we’re gonna have all new athletes at the games this year because the people who, who program the semifinals this year or whatever they call end up calling this year, um, are, uh, are gonna change up their programming to, to be more esque esque.

John Young (20:06):

I mean, people might try new things more often, but you’re not going to train how to sand sandbag heavy cleans, um, instead of a max clean, you’re always going to max clean before you do that. I don’t think people will train that. I think the fittest will always rise to the top. I don’t think

Sevan Matossian (20:23):

That, no, but do you think the programming’s gonna change significantly at these events that, that you have to

John Young (20:27):

At semifinals?

Sevan Matossian (20:28):

Yeah, I think they are,

John Young (20:30):

Um,

Sevan Matossian (20:31):

Are gonna jump on the BOS train hardcore. I mean, how could you not,

John Young (20:34):

I think everybody will have one event. That’s kind of like an oddball thing. And after that, it’ll be kind of like normal semifinal

Sevan Matossian (20:45):

Alyssa car Redow quant is back you’ll hand Lopez. I agree with you. 100% fat boy workout. Uh, let’s go check in with SU SU what’s up, man. What’s going on?

Mattew Souza (20:57):

Hey guys. So I don’t know if they’ve talked. They, uh, once they absorb the water, they actually shrunk by almost a foot and they

Sevan Matossian (21:13):

Became wait, what, what, what shrunk by a foot? Sorry, say that again. We missed what you were saying, what happened? So

Mattew Souza (21:18):

The, so the reason why they ended up dropping the ropes out of the event was because when the, uh, ropes got wet, they started to absorb the water like a sponge. And it actually made ’em shrink by almost a foot, which then as you went to go climb it, it became kind of like a big bungee cord. Yeah. And it was just so bunch of water out of it, making it really slick. Yeah. So apparently they had an option where they were just gonna go with legs and double it up. But once, uh, they got out there and, um, tested it, they realized how much water they had actually absorbed in about 20 minutes before the event Boz made the call and he said, Hey, we’re cutting the ropes and made the adjustments that we saw on the field.

Sevan Matossian (21:55):

No pun intended when he says, cut, uh, hold on one second. Uh, SU let me ask John something. John, what about that? If they just would’ve said, okay, you can use your feet and we’re gonna, would that have been better than pulling out altogether or no,

John Young (22:10):

I don’t know. Everybody can do four rope climbs pretty easily.

Sevan Matossian (22:13):

Yeah. Yeah. I agree. It really was about the legless ascent and descent, right? Yeah. Hey, um, Susan, did they brief, um, did they brief, does anyone know if they brief that workout live on Instagram today? Are we, oh, look at the CEO share. Are we a hundred percent sure.

Mattew Souza (22:32):

I didn’t see anything about it. Briefed in from what we heard, um, that the call was made, uh, about 20 minutes before the event as to exactly how the event was gonna take Shane. So I don’t know if they had enough time to make adjustments to make the announcements, um, or if they announced anything over the broadcast that you guys could hear, but as far as us out here on the field, no, there was no.

Sevan Matossian (22:54):

When did they announce the next event?

John Young (22:59):

I’m trying to see if they have, or, huh,

Mattew Souza (23:02):

We’re headed over here to the, uh, back in,

Sevan Matossian (23:08):

Uh, say that again. Sorry. So you can

Mattew Souza (23:13):

See if we could get the, uh, we could get the announcement, uh, but they can officially announcement that we know of as now. And we checked the site just probably about a minute ago and there was nothing out the

Sevan Matossian (23:22):

End. Okay, Caleb, uh, he was cutting out pretty good. Do you have any idea when they are going to make the announcement? Do they have a schedule somewhere?

Caleb Beaver (23:31):

Um, I’m not sure when they’re gonna announce it, but I’m checking both Instagram and YouTube and they haven’t said anything good. Right now they’re broadcasting the team. So maybe they’ll do an IG live, um, shortly just to announce it so that they don’t have to interrupt the team or they’ll wait until the teams are done, I guess. Not sure.

Sevan Matossian (23:50):

Uh, what about, what about replacing the, um, the rope climbs with pulls? I don’t know if they could do something that

John Young (23:58):

Bring in a whole long Ze.

Caleb Beaver (24:04):

They’d have to put up those, pull up bars again, and those,

Sevan Matossian (24:07):

Oh, they weren’t, they weren’t up already. They weren’t just, they’re not just on their, okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Caleb Beaver (24:11):

Then they pulled the, they took the pull up bars down with, to put up the ropes. So they’d have to send the team out there to reinstall all of those pull up bars, um, to if they were gonna do any sort of pulling movement like that.

Sevan Matossian (24:25):

Uh, Stephan, I believe yesterday, the story I heard is that a judge walked by one of the official judges for the cross. The games walked by and slipped that shirt to Hiller gave him an official judge cert shirt. And I wonder if at some point someone from the noble gustapo will, uh, come over and ask him to take that off. Let’s ask killer. Is that, is that judge shirt, a noble shirt? It’s lowering his T count. He

Caleb Beaver (24:55):

Said he got one yesterday.

Sevan Matossian (24:56):

Hey, Hiller is that who makes that shirt? What’s the tag say in the back? He a check it. I wanna see what the tag says in the back. What’s the tag say back there made in China,

Mattew Souza (25:11):

Uh, noble made with the sweat of children. Yep.

Sevan Matossian (25:15):

<laugh> <laugh> Hey, you should tell Hiller that’s gonna lower his T count. Not only are those tight shorts gonna crush his nuts, but, uh, that shirt’s gonna lower his T count. I know Hiller support,

Mattew Souza (25:27):

Not to not only are the, uh, shorts gonna crush the nuts, but the noble shirt is lowering your T count. Come on. Anybody likes? Go through it.

Sevan Matossian (25:35):

Hey, geez. Look at that. Wow. Hey, what, where did he get that hat at?

Mattew Souza (25:40):

Did make that, uh, it’s an actual, is it actual tarp? It’s a tarp material.

Sevan Matossian (25:44):

Yeah. Did he just get it or he brought it with him.

Mattew Souza (25:47):

Did you just get that hat or did you bring it with you? Sorry. Did you just bring that? Did you buy that hat and bring it with you or did you just get it now? I found it. He found it, pick it off a homeless guy.

Sevan Matossian (25:58):

Fuck. It’s cool.

Caleb Beaver (25:59):

Just like the judge shirt.

Mattew Souza (26:04):

Look at this outfit. Let’s

Sevan Matossian (26:07):

Dude is really they’re

John Young (26:08):

Announcing the event. They’re announcing the event right now. Where

Mattew Souza (26:11):

In the

Sevan Matossian (26:11):

Event let’s go over to Instagram or wherever that is. God Hillary looks like a slut dress like that.

John Young (26:16):

Uh, CrossFit games live

Sevan Matossian (26:19):

On, on the, on the Instagram.

John Young (26:22):

Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (26:27):

See if I, can

John Young (26:28):

You it Caleb

Speaker 6 (26:36):

Parents. We at chalk please.

John Young (26:39):

Oh yeah. The yolks. They haven’t in the yolks yet.

Sevan Matossian (27:07):

It looks like they’re in the Coliseum. Doesn’t look like there’s any fans there looks like it’s all the remaining athletes. Most of them dressed. Kowski shirtless. Thank you. Miss Redow. Ricky Gar, uh, looks like we got a barbell on the floor. It looked like it was loaded with 95 pounds. Uh, the greens are 20 fives, right?

John Young (27:40):

Yeah. Yes.

Sevan Matossian (27:42):

Looks like, uh, I don’t know why they don’t pan over to the right a little bit. No Olson in the house. They got 5,000 people watching their live announcement. Nothing started yet. You guys aren’t missing anything yet? Uh, it’s just the individual athletes. Justin Maderas is staying warm. Got the long sleeves on Gabby mugga with the long sleeves. Carons with a sweatshirt. Uh,

Caleb Beaver (28:16):

I think I saw Ricky with some like east him on his back or something. He was kind of hiding it with his shirt.

Sevan Matossian (28:22):

What? Oh, no shit. Adrian Bosman started to talk. Oh shit.

John Young (29:15):

Three 15

Sevan Matossian (29:25):

Dead. Dad loves

John Young (29:36):

Dad.

Sevan Matossian (29:39):

Oh my God. Who’s running the camera. Jesus

John Young (29:43):

Christ

Sevan Matossian (29:49):

Shot’s ass while he does the dead lift. What the fuck is wrong with these people

John Young (29:58):

Should just hire us next time.

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