#439 – Live Call In Show

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

Bam we’re live. Did you guys hear that? Does the bam come across too? I never know how fast I should say that.

Caleb Beaver (00:08):

Sometimes it’s like, it

Sevan Matossian (00:09):

Used to be bam, go ahead.

Caleb Beaver (00:11):

I said sometimes it’s just like, bam. We’re live.

Sevan Matossian (00:13):

Like I, yeah, I don’t get the B um, I don’t get the B yeah, it used to be natural.

Caleb Beaver (00:20):

What do you mean?

Sevan Matossian (00:21):

Like, I, like, when I did it before, it was just like, bam, we’re live. Like I would see it and I would get excited. I would say, bam we’re live and now it’s not. It’s it’s, I’m faking it. I mean, I’m not faking it. I’m doing it. Cuz

Caleb Beaver (00:34):

It’s your stick now?

Sevan Matossian (00:35):

Yeah, cuz it became my stick.

Caleb Beaver (00:37):

I think you started that around like episode 80 something. Cause I was going back and just like clipping them all at one point and I was just gonna make a huge video of just all the times you said bam or live mm-hmm <affirmative> but then, and then after his episode, since then, except for one when Hiller like caught you, you said bam or live so for like 340 episodes or something.

Sevan Matossian (01:03):

Oh, that’s so much better. Um, I was wondering what’s going on with the show? Um, I wonder if it’s, I wonder if it’s because we switched software,

Caleb Beaver (01:14):


Sevan Matossian (01:16):

Did we switch to streamy yard on show 80? Cuz there’s something about clicking up there that does kind of like that. I remember like going bam we’re live when I clicked that thing up there.

Caleb Beaver (01:23):

I think you’re right. Cause before it was just like that. I don’t even remember what the other software was, but yeah, it was not as, not as nice looking.

Sevan Matossian (01:35):

No it’s dope now I love the show now. Bam, bam. Alyssa Larson. Thanks for the uh, thanks for the, uh, edit for the cold Merton tribute. That was cool. I posted it on my account.

Caleb Beaver (01:51):

That was really cool. That was great. I was so hyped about that.

Sevan Matossian (01:54):

She did a good job, huh?

Caleb Beaver (01:55):

Yeah. Looks great.

Sevan Matossian (01:58):

George Martinez. Hey, what’s up? Uh, Nope, no Andrew Hiller today. He’s dude’s gotta do his own channel. I’m just, I’m just, I’ve just, just been using him using poor guy and he’s so good at getting used all those cats Jr. How using Taylor self using Cory Leonard, bam were waiting. Oh, but you weren’t waiting. I wouldn’t know you weren’t waiting. Ding, ding CHUs. <laugh> what you call

Caleb Beaver (02:33):

Body by blah

Sevan Matossian (02:34):

Eric. What’s up Bruce. Jack. Kevin Smith. Hi everybody. Alan Keston BA haven’t. You heard the rumors hates people and he said no,

Caleb Beaver (02:48):

That would include me. Alan that’s rude.

Sevan Matossian (02:51):

Someone, uh, like Hiller made a video showing um, uh, an old video that Dave, Dave took my, I, I was, I had been drinking actually some, it was at, uh, an affiliate gathering in Montana and I’d been drinking a little booze. And when I say booze, I just mean anything. That’s alcohol and Hiller made a video of it, uh, or not Hiller Castro took my camera and shot me and asked me a bunch of questions. And then my wife took the footage and edited it into a video. And somehow it ended up on.com. I guess it’s weird.

Caleb Beaver (03:23):


Sevan Matossian (03:24):

It’s probably it’s old as shit anywhere. Do you anyway, I guess at uh, minutes, seven or eight, I’m drinking a Coke. Can, can, can you pull that up? I I’m, I’ve been afraid to go look, it’s gotta be a diet Coke. I, I mean, I used to drink so many diet Cokes. It’s gotta be a diet Coke.

Caleb Beaver (03:44):

I thought it was like a Seagrams or something.

Sevan Matossian (03:46):

But the thing is too, is that must have just been, that must have been just some rare occurrence too, cuz I, I think I quit drinking diet Cokes. I mean, for the most part in 2007 or eight, I mean I just quit drinking soda. I switched to sparkling water 2006 even. I don’t know, maybe I’m wrong.

Caleb Beaver (04:04):

I think it’s kind of funny because Dave kind of calls you out as being like kind of a fake CrossFitter at the time. So I think still kind of getting into it.

Sevan Matossian (04:12):

I still am. I mean, if I was a fake CrossFitter then I, I did a workout there in Montana. That fucking broke me off. I did a, I did 155 pound, uh, thrusters, 3,055 pound thrusters there one morning, like at six in the morning as my workout, basically it was a hundred. Sorry that that’s not even right. It was 130 hundred 55 pound cleaning jerks one morning. Just cold. So

Caleb Beaver (04:36):

Like a heavy grace.

Sevan Matossian (04:38):

Yeah, I guess. Yeah man. It broke me off.

Caleb Beaver (04:42):

I had a guy the other day he posted something. He did 33 cleaning jerks at like 3 0 5 and he didn’ like 20 minutes.

Sevan Matossian (04:52):

Oh, is that the guy we had on the show?

Caleb Beaver (04:55):

No, it was a different guy. Oh, uh, some he’s from Iowa. Another, another Iowa. Good Iowa dude.

Sevan Matossian (05:04):

Wellon likes Canadians. He dislikes Canada. Yeah. I mean it’s just an easy target it

Sevan Matossian (05:12):

Man. This week worked me this weekend. <laugh> I made a post about a healthy drink and I guess it’s satire and I apologize for misrepresenting. It’s right at the top there. But before I show it to you, I want to tell you something. If you go to California, hormones.com, you can punch in the discount code seven. And I think what you’ll get is, uh, free blood work and a free doctor consultation, which is usually 200 bucks. And they’ll tell you either, dang, you’re good or dang you bad and uh, feel free to check it out. Tons of people are doing it, man. I’m hearing some cool shit about it from people who are, who who’ve started the journey. Uh, if you wanna get a cool shirt, go over to vindicate V N D K eight.com. Uh, whatever you do, don’t accidentally buy the Hiller shirt only by the Seon shirt.

Speaker 3 (06:09):


Sevan Matossian (06:09):

Can I

Speaker 3 (06:10):


Sevan Matossian (06:10):

Oh no. Sorry.

Speaker 3 (06:13):

The wrong number.

Sevan Matossian (06:14):

Uh, yes. Sorry. I

Speaker 3 (06:15):

Guess I’m

Sevan Matossian (06:16):

Sorry. Wait, were you calling the seven podcast?

Speaker 3 (06:19):

Yes, that’s

Sevan Matossian (06:19):

Correct. Oh yeah. Then no, it’s the right number.

Speaker 3 (06:22):

Oh, okay. But you spoke Spanish.

Sevan Matossian (06:25):

I know. I know. I saw it was from Mexico and I was just trying to be, I was just trying to be cute.

Speaker 3 (06:30):

Ah, that’s good. I’m Swedish, but living in Mexico,

Sevan Matossian (06:33):

So. Oh wow. You sound, you sound Mexican is all. Get out. You got it. Orally it. No, no, no, no, no. Always respond to, to me English, no matter what

Speaker 3 (06:50):


Sevan Matossian (06:52):


Speaker 3 (06:55):

I’m a confused. Now

Sevan Matossian (06:58):

This is, this is Seon.

Speaker 3 (07:00):

Ah, it sound, you sound different on the phone. I’m sorry. I just thought I would like to speak to you because I really enjoy your show and you’re all alone and you know, you need some Mexican Swedish support.

Sevan Matossian (07:12):

I appreciate it. You uh, what, how does a, how does a, a Swedish man end up in Mexico and where in Mexico are you?

Speaker 3 (07:18):

I’m in Mexico city. Have you ever met Mexican woman from guara? I don’t say anything more.

Sevan Matossian (07:25):

I understand. That’s why I’m here. I understand. Yeah. I fully understand. I met plenty of Mexican women in they’re all perfect. Well, did you meet her in Mexico or did you meet her in Sweden?

Speaker 3 (07:37):

I met her in, in Mexico. I came here to work.

Sevan Matossian (07:41):

Okay. Doing what are you? Government worker?

Speaker 3 (07:44):

No, I’m in software industry. So I came here for one year and I’ve been here seven years now. So wow. Yeah. How my parents?

Sevan Matossian (07:53):

Yeah. Are you CrossFit in Mexico?

Speaker 3 (07:56):

Absolutely. I have my own in that’s Mexico. In your, without the problem

Sevan Matossian (08:10):

And you

Speaker 3 (08:13):

For and in California for

Sevan Matossian (08:14):

Oh yeah. Well, Mexico cities probably has its has its expensive spots, right?

Speaker 3 (08:19):

Not compared to California.

Sevan Matossian (08:22):

That’s enough. Um, being, being from California or being from the United States were terrified of Mexico. Is that totally misplaced?

Speaker 3 (08:30):

It is definitely.

Sevan Matossian (08:32):


Speaker 3 (08:33):

I’m so I’m so outside of Mexico, I have my blue eyes, my blue, my blonde hair. I’m a taller than everyone else. And I have no problem for seven years. So don’t worry about Mexico. The problem is the Americans. Yeah. You’re buying the things that the bad people here itself.

Sevan Matossian (08:52):

Yep. I believe it. I believe it. I know. I know cuz we only hear the bad stories, right? Those are the only ones that filter up through the news. Those are the only ones

Speaker 3 (09:01):

That’s I think that’s, uh, very obvious around the world. For all news. You only hear the bad news,

Sevan Matossian (09:07):

But I will tell you this San Francisco is a dangerous, uh, is a dangerous place. Now like if you go to San Francisco and you park your car there, it will get broken into, if you park your car in the bay, if you park your car in the bay area, someone will steal your catalytic. Converter. California has turned into a, um, not all of California, of course, but the cities, uh, Los Angeles and uh, San Francisco, some, some it’s gotten dark man. We’re we are in a very, very, very dark period.

Speaker 3 (09:38):

I tell you, I went to Las Vegas what a month and half ago for some work Uhhuh and just the it’s shit scary.

Sevan Matossian (09:47):


Speaker 3 (09:48):

Yeah. It’s more scary than living down here. Yeah. That’s all I need.

Sevan Matossian (09:52):

Yeah. It’s interesting. So, um, you know, I, I spent a, um, I spent a couple months in, uh, Beirut Lebanon and oh, and there’s that’s

Speaker 3 (10:01):

So night,

Sevan Matossian (10:02):

But there’s just no crime there because they, because they have the mob. So like you can walk around all night, you can do whatever you want. Cuz all the crime is controlled. All the people are safe, right? Like if you were to do something like mug someone, the fucking crime boss, just come over and just beat your ass, kill you, you molest a kid, they fucking nail your door, shut and burn your house down. I mean, it’s it’s, it’s like you can just it’s it’s just, the streets are safe just long as you’re not involved in like whatever the mob’s doing and you’re not doing any cuz they control the criminal activity. Right. So they keep the people safe. Oh yeah,

Speaker 3 (10:33):


Sevan Matossian (10:35):

And we kinda need the police to do that too. People need to like, I, I granted maybe the police do some bad shit. I know the police maybe are scary. Just stay away from ’em like bees. But, but, but, but they have to be, they have to do some shit.

Speaker 3 (10:48):

The last thing before we switch the cross street again. Yeah, sure. About police. Yes. Yes. As long as you have blue, white in Mexico, you can do whatever

Sevan Matossian (10:55):

You like. Is that true?

Caleb Beaver (10:57):

Is it, is that because of all the Germans that migrated to Mexico and south America?

Speaker 3 (11:03):

Oh, don’t compare me to I’m Swedish. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. I have a biking blood in me, but for the CrossFit, why can’t we make the CrossFit game work for our big, for big boys? You know, we are the Nordic people in general are over six foot one. That’s the medium. But CrossFit is only for people. Uh, like you Savan you’re a short guy, you know the big guys, we can’t do that anymore. We just have to do other things. How can we change that?

Sevan Matossian (11:40):

I’ll ask someone. That’s a good question. Um, you know, I, with a even let’s let’s say this too, let’s say that you’re totally off base asking that question. Let’s say it’s like, that’s not the point of CrossFit, but, but let’s push that aside and be like, okay, let, let’s get some experts in here. Maybe I’ll do a show on that. And what would a CrossFit games look like if we wanted to make it so that it was more palatable, um, to, to, and, and, and a little more biased, um, towards, uh, a taller human being. Let’s say,

Speaker 3 (12:13):

I think you showed it quite well. I think it was yesterday when you had clip. Yeah. When he’s saying hello to him and you know, you see it, it’s like 40, 50 difference between them. It’s it’s not a sport. That’s uh, you know, like boxing, weight, lifting everything on weight process.

Sevan Matossian (12:39):

I didn’t, I didn’t like it. When Alki came over and touched my boy, Colton, I didn’t like that.

Speaker 3 (12:43):

I love Colton.

Sevan Matossian (12:44):

I didn’t like that part. It was like

Caleb Beaver (12:45):

A proud dad coming up to his kid saying, congratulations.

Sevan Matossian (12:48):

Didn’t like this weird. Keep your hands. Kowski keep your hands off. My boy don’t don’t touch him. Don’t massage him. Nothing.

Speaker 3 (12:54):

<laugh> but you know what? I’m not gonna take up your time.

Sevan Matossian (12:57):


Speaker 3 (12:58):

I’m glad I get a chance. And you just have to remember today. 6th of June, we celebrate the Swedish flag. We don’t have a national day, but we have a day of the we’ve for as long as you never remember.

Sevan Matossian (13:14):


Speaker 3 (13:16):

Have a great and love your work.

Sevan Matossian (13:18):

Thank you brother. You’re a gentleman and you have a beautiful accent. That was weird as shit.

Caleb Beaver (13:29):

I thought it was gonna be that other guy

Sevan Matossian (13:31):

<laugh> I don’t even know what you’re talking about. Okay. So a little nervous. So I told you about the California hormones go to California, hormones.com. Clay. I told you buy t-shirt. Oh, this spam. This would be interesting. Oh, this is from Denver. Eric. Eric Rosa.

Speaker 3 (13:49):


Sevan Matossian (13:50):

Hi, Eric.

Speaker 3 (13:52):


Sevan Matossian (13:53):


Speaker 3 (13:56):

Is this?

Sevan Matossian (13:57):

You called me.

Speaker 3 (14:00):

Hi, this Eric. This is tier,

Sevan Matossian (14:05):

This is tier

Speaker 3 (14:08):

Tier Yoel.

Sevan Matossian (14:09):

Oh, I thought this was Eric Rosa. Okay. Uh, how can I help you?

Speaker 3 (14:12):

Oh, <laugh> is ITON

Sevan Matossian (14:15):

This is, you figured me out.

Speaker 3 (14:17):

Oh, okay. It’s I actually have Eric’s number. So I was, um, confused that number. I’m calling.

Sevan Matossian (14:28):

You’re gonna find this unbelievable. Or maybe you hear this all the time, but your voice is so deep. I can’t even understand what you’re saying.

Speaker 3 (14:36):

Uh, I’m trying again. I’m

Sevan Matossian (14:39):

Are on, are you on testosterone now? Oh yeah, much better.

Speaker 3 (14:42):

Uh, I testosterone

Sevan Matossian (14:47):

California hormones, discount code seven hormone. Oh seven. Get your first doctor’s appointment and blood panel for free. Okay, go ahead. What’s your name? Tier

Speaker 3 (14:57):

Peter Zel.

Sevan Matossian (14:58):

Peter. Hi Peter. Hi, welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (15:03):

How are you? Chevon

Sevan Matossian (15:04):

Like a fucking God amongst boys.

Speaker 3 (15:08):

That’s amazing. I heard you were sick. I was

Sevan Matossian (15:10):

What’s going on. I am. I have no idea. Probably triple COVID, probably all those vaccines I took, I got quadruple boosted. I have no idea, but it was, it was crazy.

Speaker 3 (15:27):


Sevan Matossian (15:30):

Can I help you? Uh, how can I help you?

Speaker 3 (15:33):

Um, you know, I was calling a check on your opinion on a few things

Sevan Matossian (15:38):

On a what

Speaker 3 (15:41):

Your opinion on a couple things. Okay. So, uh, you know, we, we saw the granite games, um, coming up this weekend and the top five on the men. Very high level.

Sevan Matossian (15:53):


Speaker 3 (15:53):

The remainder there, you know, we saw some people drop off someone like, and I always, which respect he’s been in for long time and Hillary, why do a reasons, you know, excluding his history, um, to defend him and for, you know, for athletes to keep turning on his skin.

Sevan Matossian (16:21):

I’m not sure I understand the question, but I have no idea. I’m not the games guy. I just fake it. I just pretend I just, I have all those guys on just to ask them questions. I just like, I, I, I don’t, I mean, the, uh, I, I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know anything about coaching or I don’t know any of that stuff.

Caleb Beaver (16:37):

Probably the least,

Speaker 3 (16:38):

Two least

Sevan Matossian (16:38):

Knowledgeable people

Caleb Beaver (16:39):

On the podcast.

Sevan Matossian (16:41):

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just pay everything I say about that. I’m just pretending. I’m just, I’m just, I mean, they are too, just so you know, those fucking, all those guys are just pretending too, but they just, they, they, they just, they pretend better than me.

Speaker 3 (16:56):

Yeah. And

Sevan Matossian (16:57):

I don’t like, you want me to say something about Ben Bergeron? I like having him on the podcast. He’s a nice guy. He’s a smart guy. But I, I, I, he, the whole mask thing and apologizing for being white and all that shit, but bat shit, crazy mental disorder, mental illness, unless he is a racist only he would

Speaker 3 (17:11):

Know fact he did what he did. Talk about that stuff, bubbles in, but piss mentality in on the idea of stop complaining, doesn’t matter, you know, be better. How do you see, um, that idea? Cause he went through and tried to agree with the mob. And now he’s up stuff that is on the side of the mob. You think that’s an evolution

Sevan Matossian (17:45):

I got I. So did you see the Kendrick Lamar song broke down the day? I hope everyone’s waking up. I can’t believe, I can’t believe that the whole world didn’t like jump on board with, uh, Elizabeth, uh, root and, um, uh, Carolyn Parker for their stunt this weekend. Just because it was like, it would’ve been the cool thing to do, but, but I, it seems like some people are waking up. They’re like, wow. But, but, but they did that stuff to Greg. They did that stuff to Dave that it’s like, it’s just gross. Who knows it. It also requires just some basic risk assessment and some simple math. That’s it? I mean, just basic. It requires science. Do you know what science is? Peter?

Speaker 3 (18:22):

Um, I think I have

Sevan Matossian (18:25):

Science is just whatever ideas out there that gives you debated best predictive value for whatever you’re trying to accomplish. So let’s say you are trying to save people from COVID science would say, you never quarantine. You can act, you never quarantine. The healthy people never, ever, ever. It actually says it on the CDC website, but we went against the science and then the bat shit crazy people were saying, no, that was the science to say to get quarantined, but it’s not the science cuz the greatest predictive value is always shown that when people are, when people, um, are, when, when there’s a virus spreading or something spreading society, you never quarantine the healthy people. You only quarantine the sick people. And we quarantine the healthy people and exactly what happened that the science said would happen. They fucking died inside.

Sevan Matossian (19:09):

And so, and so I, so I, so if you can’t do that, if you don’t have the capacity to know if that, when it says there’s a 70% chance of rain tomorrow, if you don’t have the ability to process that, or if you don’t have the ability to say 12,000 people die falling down the stairs every year in the United States, if you don’t have the ability to, to figure out your own risk assessment in that, then, um, then I, I don’t know what to say. Well, B basically what what’s happened is, is that you’ve let emotion instead of logic, like work for you. And you’ve gotten scared, like when you’re a little kid and you keep you think when you’re a little kid, Peter, at least me, when you cover yourself, the monster can’t get you. But if your foot’s hanging out, the monster can get you. Then at some age you stop doing that dumb shit. You’re like, ah, it’s okay. If my foot hangs out, right? You follow me, Peter. We have a whole shit load of adults that can’t do that. Still. They think that the blanket protects them from the monster. No, it does not.

Speaker 3 (20:06):


Sevan Matossian (20:07):

If I leave my they’re not there. Wasn’t even a monster. Sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (20:11):

What if I leave my ass hanging out? Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (20:13):

It’s fine. Well, someone, someone might tap that shit. If you’re in Boulder, if you’re in Boulder, someone might tap. Oh I okay. Well, you know, then you know, that shit gets tapped. How is that?

Speaker 3 (20:25):

Um, it’s actually, I mean like I’m in long Boulder and Boulder is probably one of the cities in the country.

Sevan Matossian (20:34):

Yeah. It was just, or two ago it’s pathetic. Yeah. It’s,

Speaker 3 (20:40):

It’s crazy. The ability, um, for people to create that echo chamber and you know, most of them speak the quiet part out loud. You know, they believe that their vision is information end half of the information, right? Because only the information they believe to be safe for the masses is what should be spread. And a lot of that stuff comes out cause it goes from Boulder. Um, you know, a lot of people have money and you know, money kind of clouds judgment, not always, but when you’re raised in a society or in a place, um, with a big university, you know, mass vastly more democratic, um, upbringing and money, there starts to be this, this kinda sense of help. Like you wanna help everyone, you know, think they they’re coming from a, a place where they think’s good. Unfortunately their intention. I agree.

Sevan Matossian (21:44):

Good. I agree with you. They think it’s, they think it’s cool. They think it’s cool to feed the seagulls. They think it’s cool to fucking throw bread and crackers down at the beach and feed the seagulls. They don’t care if, if, if the entire beach, the other 12,000 people get shit on. I agree. They think they’re doing the right thing. It does. It doesn’t, it doesn’t preclude them. It doesn’t preclude them though from being dumb as fuck for doing that. And it being a violent act. Oh no. And a VI act. Yeah. But, but I do, but, but I do think they think that

Speaker 3 (22:13):

Well, it’s like, you know, we’re, we’re trying to stop using plastic straws and they’re gonna use a metal straw. It doesn’t matter if that to get that metal, they had to, you know, mine, Ande a billion other places. It’s just the fact that on paper they’re quote unquote, saving the turtles and they can on Instagram show everyone that they’re saving the turtles doesn’t matter what, what they have to step on. Save those turtles.

Sevan Matossian (22:38):

Peace in love. Okay, Peter. Well, thank you. That was fun.

Speaker 3 (22:42):

Yeah, it really was.

Sevan Matossian (22:43):


Speaker 3 (22:46):

Have a rest today. Bye.

Sevan Matossian (22:49):

I’m getting better at hanging up on people. This caller wrote this caller. Wait, where would this caller wrote? Gone with the wind. Uh, Hey, the more you guys do start calling in, you know, the shorter and shorter, the calls are gonna get, you guys are testing my patients. I mean, I’m flatter, but, but I’m, you know, <laugh> just, just so you know, we said we were gonna put the number up. I will work some more here. We’re hi,

Speaker 3 (23:15):

What’s up Devon?

Sevan Matossian (23:16):

What’s up, dude.

Speaker 3 (23:17):

How you doing?

Sevan Matossian (23:18):

I’m pretty good. I’m I’m tripping though. Today’s not a normal day for me. I didn’t come on. Like I told Kayla, I was scared to go live. I’d rather not, but go ahead

Speaker 3 (23:36):

Outta year just doing his thing. Get it. But my guy so pepper he’s he’s rookie of the year.

Sevan Matossian (23:48):

Yeah. Yeah. I, I get up on do’s jock. He’s dope. Oh shit. Jorge. I’m sorry. I gotta keep talking to this dude. Yeah, yeah. I’m I’m I, I I’m. I like do. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:00):

I, you know, that’s, that’s actually the only reason I wanted to call, I know, keep it short. I know there’s a lot of, I

Sevan Matossian (24:04):

Could get on the do I could get on the do train so hard. I could dial all day and, and, and yell to people who call him Dolan and so easy.

Speaker 3 (24:13):

Well, Hey, it was a good pleasure talking with you, you know, just keep and just going

Sevan Matossian (24:18):

Peace in love.

Speaker 3 (24:20):

All right.

Sevan Matossian (24:23):

So, so I made this post about healthy drinks for your child. Will you play that? It’s right at the top and then I’ll race that shit. And, and I, and I guess this was sat son of a, this guy’s, uh, Mexican. I gotta answer

Speaker 3 (24:35):

Kon. What’s up, man?

Sevan Matossian (24:35):

What’s up Jorge?

Speaker 3 (24:37):

How you doing brother?

Sevan Matossian (24:38):

Living the dream.

Speaker 3 (24:40):

That’s it, baby. I wanted to get your, the Prohaska versus Clover this weekend. I know you’re a big USC guy.

Caleb Beaver (24:50):

Now we’re talking now we’re talking.

Speaker 3 (24:53):

Oh man, it sounds like Dar badder in here.

Sevan Matossian (24:56):

Uh, I, I like Prohaska. I think that fucking thing on top of his head is gonna give him some problems. Eventually in one of these fights, he got put in a headlock in that last fight and, and, or, uh, in, uh, hit trouble, pulling his head out with that thing on there. But, um, he will win if it stays standing. I mean, this is not like rocket science, but if, if IFR and knocks unconscious andr stumbles forward and falls on top of him, that dude’s done.

Sevan Matossian (25:23):

<laugh> cause by the time Glover hits the ground, he’s gonna come conscious again. And he is going to Glover’s old as dirt too. You know, we’re doing a, a UFC show with Justin Nunley TikTok superstar and Dar weeks, uh, Walter weight star from UFC on Friday. And I’m so pumped. It may, it’s like, it’s like the most real, it makes me feel like I’m, I’m, I’m doing, doing what I wanna do. And uh, in there I’m doing, I started doing research for it today. And one of the things I saw was is that Glover’s the oldest first time champ in UFC history.

Speaker 3 (25:55):

Yeah. He’s like defying the odds for sure. 42, I think.

Sevan Matossian (25:59):

Yeah. That’s great. Wait, hold on there. I think Kate, Kate sounds like my mom Seon. The phone is for your leisure to use when you want not to be the Beck and call pun intended, but noted of other people. Yeah. My mom told me that when I was a kid. That’s great advice. You’ve been

Caleb Beaver (26:11):

Listening for a

Sevan Matossian (26:12):

While. I love how much this triggers. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Nothing triggers me except your mom. Okay, go ahead, Jorge.

Speaker 3 (26:21):

Yeah, I was just saying, uh, that guy for hospice is pretty unique. Yes. You know, he’s like a samurai, like read the book of five rings. Uh Yohi. I’m like, man, this guy is like something else.

Sevan Matossian (26:33):

Yeah. And how about, uh, how about on the card too? Is our boy, um, Jack made

Caleb Beaver (26:39):

Main card.

Speaker 3 (26:40):


Sevan Matossian (26:40):

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you guys wanna, that’s gonna be fire anyway. Uh, thanks. Um, thanks brother. Thanks for calling it. Getting meed up. Okay. My

Speaker 3 (26:50):

Pleasure, man. I appreciate

Sevan Matossian (26:51):

It. Okay. I’ll talk to you later. Bye. Hey, do you okay? I’ll do something funny for you guys. Fuck wait. You guys, should I, should I call my wife? I, I could call. I was thinking about calling my wife. What I call my wife. I’ve never had my wife on the really. I could call my wife and talk to her. She’s in the car right now. Be

Caleb Beaver (27:13):

We should have her on sometime. It’d be nice.

Sevan Matossian (27:14):

I don’t know what’s going on here. Wait. Oh man. What’s go. Oh shit. Mr. Pratt. Hi. Good morning.

Speaker 3 (27:25):

Hey, what’s up sir? Uh, I’m masturbating my boycot too Danny. I like getting off with older man. Oh I do, sir. I like that. I like playing with a grown man’s cock. Oh, I love the way. Suck.

Sevan Matossian (27:38):

He’s to

Speaker 3 (27:41):

Suck it. Tell to suck it and again, call me a second.

Caleb Beaver (27:44):

Oh yeah. Daddy. <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (27:50):

The audio. Hey, spam risk. Hey, when you call it says spam risk. You gotta get that shit fixed. Okay. Go me. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:59):

Oh, wow. That’s weird. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (28:01):

Hey, it’s so amazing. Everyone’s voices.

Speaker 6 (28:03):

I dunno if you guys watched UFC like back in the day, like in one.

Sevan Matossian (28:07):

Yes I did. Well, I watched it. I watched like the first three I watched like first

Speaker 6 (28:14):

Between will, will arch versus Mike ran. And remember how he, he won by sucking him in the middle of the octagon.

Caleb Beaver (28:41):

Oh, oh my goodness. Yeah, he really got me that one.

Sevan Matossian (28:44):

Please call in. Please call in every show I need you. I need, oh, here we go, man. And these are all different numbers. Oh, fucks. I’m sorry. I was just playing. You can touch Mertons hello? Oh shoot. Sorry. Sorry. Hello? Hello.

Speaker 3 (29:07):

I wish I had a ow bit, but just turn, turn the phone on. Do not disturb and call your

Sevan Matossian (29:11):

Wife. I just,

Caleb Beaver (29:12):

I just got

Sevan Matossian (29:14):

Two dudes who wanna suck me off. Who called back to back. I and you hung up on me.

Caleb Beaver (29:21):


Sevan Matossian (29:23):

Oh my goodness. Okay. Can you just play that? That I wanna apologize. Cause I, yeah, this thing. Okay. So I thought this was real and I apologize, but I’m not pulling it down, but, but it’s just watch this

Caleb Beaver (29:36):

Summer drink.

Sevan Matossian (29:36):

Wait, hold on. Hold on. Can you pause that? Can you pause? Hold on. I I’m. Hey, that was one of the guys wants to suck me off. I was gonna tell him just to swing by my house later. Okay, go ahead. Play that thing again. Go ahead.

Speaker 7 (29:51):

Mix together. A Hawaiian punch and a baby bottle, pop candy. Mix that around really well. And then put in a handful of dummy candies. After that we have to of.

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