Sevan Matossian (00:02):
Bam we’re live. You saw that Dylan, the roast, the roast master. Let’s see if he’s gonna come on. You gonna come on. Let’s see if he’s gonna come on. Dylan stepped in for a show one time about that and said, uh, a guest didn’t show and, uh, Dylan stepped in and carried the show, carried the show. I’ll send him a link right now. Holy cow. Uh, I, I was supposed to do David with Lucas this morning at 7:00 AM. And, uh, I, I guess we just had a wait. Oops. What’s what’s going on here. And we had a, uh, just a misunderstanding of the time. And then he said he could do it at two o’clock and I just sent him the link and it’s uh, it’s now 2 0 6. How are you guys? Uh, Bruce Wayne. Good afternoon. Casual sender. Good afternoon. Ah, Gabe paper street, coffee. Good afternoon. Uh, Alan ke Keston bam. Uh, hi.
Sevan Matossian (01:16):
Tonight’s show got moved. I, part of me is like really bummed. Um, but part of me is excited. Uh, the, the guy we were gonna have on had COVID for 80 days, he was in a coma for 80 fucking days. And when I met him, he had a hole here and a hole in his stomach. I go, man, you don’t look like the, the, the proper, uh, stereotypical guy, uh, who I thought would be in the hospital with COVID. And he said, oh, dude, I lost like 50, 60, 70 pounds or whatever, while I was unconscious for 80 days. Uh, his story’s fascinating. Got a crazy gangster background too, like cartel shit. Like it’s gonna be a fricking wild story. Anyway, he’s 38 now. And he is, got a second chance at life. And, uh, he did the blood work over at California hormones and, uh, tomorrow, um, he gets the pellets anded in his side and he starts the TRT replacement therapies.
Sevan Matossian (02:06):
His testosterone was pretty low and, uh, it’s gonna be fun to see him go through those changes. Also jumping on the program for the California hormones program who got their blood work done was is, uh, Gary Roberts and, uh, Alex Stein. And they both got their blood work done. They have their appointments with their, uh, doctors. And then, um, from there, we’ll start the project with them. Gary has started filming, uh, killing the fat man, season three, uh, California hormones edition. It’s gonna be dope. And, uh, there are some crazy twists already to what happened. What’s happened in Gary’s life. I don’t wanna give it away. I wanna let him talk about it. We’ll have him on the next, I don’t know, week or two, but, uh, he’s going through some shit and, uh, hopefully this can help fix it. Um, I’m really excited for him. Uh, if you are a podcast listener, you get I’m reading this live. This text actually actually just came in. If you are a podcast listener, you will get a, a $0 initial consolation, which is normally 200 bucks. And the code is seven capital S E V a N.
Sevan Matossian (03:13):
This means they can meet with the doctor and get evaluated for free. That’s huge. So you go to California hormones, this website right here. Let me see. Let me just check it. Fuck. Quit being a lazy, lazy button. Uh, I’m putting my socks on still California hormones. Um, California hormones. Oh, came up California homes, my bad California hormones. I don’t see the website. There’s gotta be a website. Right? California hormones.com, California. God, I don’t even know if this is the right website. Geez, Louise. That’s why I need help. Where’s my Caleb. Where’s my where’s my Matt Suza. I don’t know. I can’t tell. I can’t tell you where to go. I can’t tell you where to go. Oh, here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Okay. Here it is here. Its, here we go. Oh, it’s cause oh okay. The website is CA hormones. Um, shit. I screwed it up. I’m gonna put it in the uh, comments over here.
Sevan Matossian (04:34):
Funny is uh, six months ago. If I was this, this disorganized, if like a guest was just hanging in the winds. I wing wings, winds, wind, I guess was hanging in the wind. I’d be freaked out, but I have just so much material now like built up and shit that, uh, that, uh, I, I, I always have something, some backup. I met a guy yesterday at Greg’s house at the party. He had done 300 shows for rush Limba. I never listened to that show. I was a liberal in those days. I hated rush. So, and I don’t even know why anyway. So he did 300, uh, replacement shows for rush Limba. And um, he was the standin forum, Tom, Tom, something or another. But I guess that was the biggest show. I would always hear Howard stern. Talk about how rush Limbaugh and him were.
Sevan Matossian (05:29):
The two biggest shows in radio, two biggest shows, period. Just the biggest amount of listeners. And uh, and we were talking about when guests nohow and it was kind of a cool thing. I, I felt like I belong. Cause we could talk about that when guests, no show. I think it’s, I mean, Daniel, Brandon, no showed a couple times in the beginning, but now I have so much content for live calling shows it, it kind of doesn’t matter what happened to my phone. Oh, there it’s a premier health optimization in H R T clinic in California. So you go here, you sign up, you use the code seven on capital S E V a N. And you get your free doctor’s consultation. That’s cool. I, I, there was a, there was an athlete that I don’t wanna say their name, super popular, top 10, most popular CrossFit athletes of all time.
Sevan Matossian (06:19):
And I had talked to, um, him, him, uh, so maybe top five popular athletes of all time in the male category about, um, uh, Hey, let’s get you. Let’s get you in, in, let’s get you on some sort of regimen of testosterone and see if you can make it to the games and see what happens. And he was totally in, he was totally in and, and I don’t know, it was just one of those projects, pet projects that never worked out. I wish you guys could see how my microphone is balanced here. The guy David Lucas, that I’m gonna have come on the show today if he shows up and if he doesn’t, we’ll have ’em on some other time. <affirmative>, it’s it, it’s pretty crazy. Uh, just the, the synchronicity of having him on, because I just saw in his post on May 26th, he’s friends with Joe Rogan and, uh, and, uh, and David Lucas is probably, I don’t know, carry an extra one 50 to 200 pounds of weight on him.
Sevan Matossian (07:20):
And Joe Rogan had made him the offer, made him in red band, the offer, Hey, which one of you, uh, let’s take your weight now you in red band and in four months, we’ll see who’s lost the most weight or something like that. So I was like, oh shit. And I just saw that like about an hour ago. And I was like, oh, when David Lucas comes on today, I’m gonna tell him, Hey dude, uh, I got an idea. Why don’t you get some blood work done and, and work with these California hormones. People, if you’re gonna start working out like a, like a, like a madman, I’m, I’m looking at what tabs I have open because sometimes people send me DMS and talk about the tabs I have open, by the way I’m wearing this OG shirt today, um, that I got from where did I get this OG shirt from?
Sevan Matossian (08:06):
Get what the programming from chase and bill. So if you want one of these shirts, OG stands for original gangster and it’s got a little Puy in here, uh, go over to wherever they sell shirts. And, uh, if you’re feeling, uh, a a, a re really foggy, you can go over to, uh, vindicate V N D K eight and get the TD CEO shirt. I wore that last night at the party. That was huge. That was, that was a pop, very popular statement. I wore the blue one, um, that, uh, Travis belling housing, this company right here is homegrown. So Gabe from paper street, homegrown, it’s inside of this community, the Seon podcast community, and same with this TDC CEO printer, Travis, uh, beha. This guy’s been asking me if, um, if I wanted to work with him forever. And I was like, you know, pooing him. And, uh, and he’s dope. Shit should have done it. And then if you want the CEO shirt, you can go to our original, uh, t-shirt vendor, which is, uh, you can get on our website, the Seon podcast, those CEO shirts are dope too. Don’t get me wrong. Don’t get it twisted. I saw that my red one’s on its way. I’m pumped and I keep seeing them pop up all over the place.
Sevan Matossian (09:14):
What do you guys wanna talk about first? Oh, you guys want do, are you seeing how? Um, oh, I should be careful. What I click here. Oh, I’m gonna stop sharing. What, what am I doing here? Uh, did you see how busy the Calli is? Morning chalk up. It’s under DM. Tell her chill out these look, look. What, what are they doing over here at the morning? Chalk up. They’re not, they’re not gonna leave. Here we go. Wait, uh, they’re not gonna leave anyone. Anyone to interview. They’re interviewing everyone. They’re like the kid at the playground who goes and gets all the, uh, all the good toys. First. Let me show you, let me show you how busy the Licia is. Lauren KLE over at the morning. Chalkup so she did Noah 22 hours ago and 23 hours ago. She’s got Brooke Wells. I couldn’t let me let’s click this and see if she actually got Brooke Wells.
Sevan Matossian (10:10):
Yeah, I, I couldn’t get Brooke Wells. If I tried, I need to poach the Klei to come work on the Seon podcast so I can get Brooke Wells. Uh, then she got do pepper. Who probably won’t come on the show anymore. Cause I all I’ve turned him into a martyr. I just make fun of him. Then she got Bailey rail. And then who’s this? She got, oh, she got Shane or I take Shane or 20 times in the last two years. Most I can get is a heart Lauren. K. And then, and then she got, and then she got Danielle. Brandon. Oh, no respect looks like Danielle’s in a car. No, I don’t know what’s going on there. And she got Noah Olson again. Oh no, that’s the same one. Anyway. There’s probably more. Okay. Let’s click over one more. Uh <affirmative> uh, oh, great. She got twins at the game. She got the pancakes and she got Rebecca fusilier who beat my girl. Kelly Clark. Rebecca. She got Luke Parker.
Sevan Matossian (11:20):
That’s it. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Like I lose you win the Kali. He wins. Oh, let’s see. Uh, he has time for morning chocolate, but not us, man. God engaged. Oh, uh, Josh, I didn’t invite Josh. I didn’t invite any of the, well, some of those people I’ve invited and they just won’t come on. But, um, uh, but I didn’t, I, I I’m, I haven’t had time for Josh. Maybe Josh is over, over somewhere being like, talking about I’m working too hard. Oh yeah. And she got Josh this morning. I know she’s unstoppable. Unstoppable. Hell yeah. He’s already scheduled. He’s already scheduled Jack DLA Magdalena. UFC 2 75. Yes. Daniel Nielsen. Thanks for asking. He is scheduled main card, main card. He is scheduled.
Sevan Matossian (12:24):
Oh, okay. I think David Lucas might come on. Wow. He got, he got a heart. I’m live. Come on whenever you want. Uh, okay. I’ll tell him I’m live. Come on whenever. Hey, some of you are gonna be really excited about the California hormones thing. The what we’re about to see, and some of you are gonna be like, I don’t care, but those of you who say, I don’t care, you’re gonna care too. It’s gonna be, it’s a trip. It’s gonna be a trip. It’s gonna be a trip to watch. Especially people that we know in the community that you can go back and look at their CrossFit career started 10 years ago, Gary Roberts, you are going to trip. I’m sure she got Fraser. Fraser loves that morning, chalk up. Uh, he, he loves the, uh, he loves the I’m I’m editing right now. I don’t wanna say what I really wanna say, but he loves that stuff. He loves that stuff.
Sevan Matossian (13:22):
Frazer’s no Maow ke where he can just go wherever he wants. Frazer loves to the, uh, to stay, to stay in that lane. What did I see that the buttery bros did? That was really cool. Oh, I haven’t even watched it yet, but I thought it’s a, how about this? Let’s see if we can. How do I type in buttery bros? Buttery bros. This is huge for Hebrew. Look at this the most bad. Oh, you guys, I haven’t shared the screen. Look at this. Uh, the most badass chicken fitness. I can’t believe Hebrew is using this word badass. This is way out of his comfort zone. I think the most bad in, in their title two hours ago, this had 8,000 views. Look at, I wonder if I scroll over it? Oh man. That’s a 51 minute video. Holy smokes. Let’s click on this butter. I, I, I thought I saw a shorter version, like an eight minute version. Nope. That’s 51 minutes of Danielle. Brandon. I’m gonna guess that’s going to do very well. It’s making me feel inadequate. I’m gonna go over to my notes for my, uh, live calling show day. It just rains over there. It’s just, just too, too many, too many notes. I’m gonna come over here. I got, uh, David Lucas notes. I’ll open those up for when he comes in, ah, live call in show.
Sevan Matossian (15:19):
You just wanna go hard. You just wanna go hard just right off the top. I just, I just saw this. This is, this is nuts. Look at this. This is, uh, this is one of the Kardashians and I don’t know who the dude is, but how about this? Just, well, just come out. Just hard. Look at this. This is on, um, more plates, more dates, Instagram. And, and, and, and check this out right here. This is nuts right here. See?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
So, um, two, both of you. Well, he told me that the thing that would help it was drinking his like four times a week. He told us to, um, do once of you. Well, he told me that the thing that would help it was drinking his,
Sevan Matossian (16:07):
Hey, what she’s saying? That the doctor told us that what would help me become more fertile is to drink his, and then they beep it out. Why would, why would they she’s either saying calm or semen, right? Are those words you can’t say? Oh, according to Kardash Kardashians doctor says to drink Travis Barker’s semen four times per week for fertility. Fertility. Is that a musician? Travis Barker, or is that a game show host or is that Peter? Parker’s brother. Who the fuck is Travis Barker, man, I can’t believe that’s true. That’s just for TV, right? But why are they beeping out the word? Semen? He’s all jacked up on desiccated. Organs. Who? Me? I have not invited Theia on yet. I’m going to, I’m kind of like building up. Um, oh, blink 180 2. I think I heard of them. Is he obligated to keep his head to stay bald? Because he
Sevan Matossian (17:26):
Tattooed his head. Oh, let’s see. Ah, well, thank you. You think I should play that? Dylan? Have you guys heard Kendrick Lamar’s new song? It’s called diaries diaries by Kendrick Lamar. He has a new album out. I stopped listening to Kendrick Lamar when he invited that girl on stage, had her sing the song. And when she said there were nigga in the song, he berated her in front of the entire stadium. It’s gotta be one of the top 10, most uncool things I’ve ever seen anyone do to another human being that doesn’t involve violence. Absolutely disgusting and vile. Why would you set someone up like that? Who loves your music? Who loves you?
Sevan Matossian (18:20):
Maybe it was a stunt. Maybe it was a SIOP either way. Let’s say it’s not, well, he has a new song and I just stopped listening to him. Like, like, fuck you. Like, like, I don’t wanna support anyone who does that. That’s just not nice. Like you could be, you could be, uh, uh pro-life or pro-choice and like you got your opinions or you could be, I, I, I can, I can, I can hang with a lot of different stuff you think I’m mean? Because I, I think fat people, obesity is like one of the biggest downfalls of, to civilization weighing us down. No pun intended. And you don’t like me for it. And you just, it doesn’t matter. I’ll still be your best friend. Like those things don’t matter. But drawing another human being up in front of an entire stage, uhoh what’s happening to my voice. And then calling them out, setting them up for failure. Not cool at all. But if you listen to this new song, you have to, if, if you know what I’m talking about about this Kendrick Lamar story, about what he did to that girl, she’s a white girl. And that only matters because of the, of the trick that he pulled on her.
Sevan Matossian (19:24):
But if you listen to this new song, Kendrick Lamar, auntie diaries, I need to analyze it a little bit more. Matter of fact, I’m gonna bring up the lyrics and maybe analyze it right here, right in front of you right now on the diaries. Kendrick Kendrick may have, uh, Kendrick may have flipped a script. Kendrick Kendrick Dunn might have, might have done woke up. What do you guys think of Kendrick? Is he talented or do we just think he’s talented? Cuz everyone tells us to say he’s talented. Oh my goodness. The lyrics to this song.
Sevan Matossian (20:09):
I’m going to tell you the final two sentences first. Before we start, you ready? The final two, uh, sentences. I don’t know what you call ’em stanza. Oh no. Let’s do the let’s do. Let’s do um, let, sorry. Let’s do the last four lines. Sorry. Wow. Yeah man. He may have flipped a script. We may, we may. We got Kanye. We may be getting, we may be getting Kendrick LA Lamar finally another con another conscious rapper. Holy shit, here we go. Last five or six lines guys brace yourself. But disapprove the word that she couldn’t say with me, he’s referencing that lady who was on stage that he called on stage and himself. How he disapproved of her, but disapprove the word that she couldn’t say with me. You said Kendrick, ain’t no room for contradiction. Meaning someone told them, Hey, there’s a contradiction. That’ll make more sense. When you hear the rest of the song to truly understand, love, switch, position, faggot, faggot, faggot. We can say it together, but only if you let a white girl say nega and the song ends, they’re called bars. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the proper vernacular, Mr. Wayne.
Sevan Matossian (21:43):
I like you more. I like you more every day, Bruce. I have, I have infinite room for you to grow in my, in my, in my love chest. Uh, I think what this song is saying is that he real, he, he basically tells a story about how his uncle got a sex change operation. My auntie is a man. Now I think I’m old enough to understand now drinking Paul Mason with her hat turned backwards. Motorola pager off like, yes, Jackie, we go down a little bit further. My auntie is a man. Now I watch him and his girl hold their hands down.
Sevan Matossian (22:29):
See, my auntie is a man now slight bravado. This has nothing to do, uh, with what he was saying before. But I, but I like this cuz I used to like, I used to have six by nines in one of my car, six by nines, keeping the music up under me. I’m just skipping around so you guys can get the gist of the song. My auntie is a man. Now I asked my mama why my uncles don’t like him that much. And at the parties, why they always wanna fight him that much? My auntie is a man. Now I think I’m old enough to understand now faggot, faggot, faggot. We ain’t no better elementary kids with no filter forever. Sorry. However, so what he’s saying here is, is when we were in elementary school, we used to make fun of gay people. But, but, but not really make fun of gay people. We didn’t know what we were saying. It was just, it was just the word faggot in the sense that you guys, you know, be like, oh, that’s gay. Like, and, and you, you don’t even think about in a sexual term, but, but, but, but, but it, but it probably offends people who are gay because it’s like, shit, that’s my sexual preference. And now you’re using it as interchangeable. The derogatory word.
Sevan Matossian (23:46):
Isn’t faggots like a bundle of sticks. I wonder if a bundle of sticks is offended that gay people took their word and then it was then taken as just a derogatory term. Anyway, my auntie is a man. Now what a relationship I grew up fast. I needed no one to babysit. He gave me some cash. Then he gave me some gang. Uh, so, so it’s talking about how his auntie, who was a woman turned into a man. This is a great line too. How about this? She even cut my hair at the pad was loving my fade. The first person I seen write a rap. That’s when my life changed. So this woman that changed to a man was AC sounds like was the person who introduced, uh, Kendrick to, to rap songs. And then when he would be in the yard with his friends, he would, oh, it’s, it’s a cigarette. Okay. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. Bundles fag at the end. Oh it’s okay. Okay. Cigarettes. I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that, are you guys following me? Are you guys following me with the song’s about, you gotta listen to it. You can just go onto iTunes and hit play or you can go onto, uh, Google.
Sevan Matossian (25:02):
I may be misunderstanding what he’s saying. The other thing he could be saying is is that like, Hey, you shouldn’t say that word either. But what I think he’s saying is, is like, Hey, let’s liberate both those words. Like who cares? Quit being offended. That’s the way I’m taking it. That’s the way I’m hoping. Okay, here we go. You guys ready? You guys enjoying this. Demetrius is Maryanne. Now remember church Easter Sunday, I sat in a pew. You had stronger faith, more spiritual. When these dudes were living the life straight, he goes on to talk about how maybe the pastor at the church, didn’t like the sex transformation that his aunt went through.
Sevan Matossian (25:55):
And maybe this is just a story. Maybe this isn’t true. He’s a rapper. He’s a storyteller. I’m enjoying it. I’m enjoying it. If it is a transformation, his auntie is a man. Now that time I brung a fan onto stage to rap, but disapprove the word that she couldn’t say with me. You said Kendrick, ain’t no room for contradiction to truly understand, love, switch your position. Faggot, faggot, faggot. We can say it together, but only if you let a white girl say NIGA. So he’s either saying who? Just get Kendrick on the show. I know I you’re right. Fuck. What am I doing the fuck? Do I think I am interpreting Kendrick Lamar.
Sevan Matossian (26:55):
It’s good though. It’s good. I’m liking it. I’m liking it. I, I see it as a beacon of hope. He’s either going further towards the dark side, which eventually will be daytime or he’s crossed over. He’s now conscious. Oh, darn it. Someone said he’s an entrepreneur. <laugh> oh shit. Suck at Victor. He’s not waking up. Just like bill mowers. Isn’t waking up too naive if you fall for that shit. Oh, oh, he can break in my heart. I could be. I uh, I, I, uh, I, I could be. Why don’t you set? ’em free Victor. Why don’t you set? ’em free. What? Why, why you gotta hold him down? Why don’t you set? ’em free. Let him change. Don’t hold him in your, in your, um, in your projection. Set him free. Set your wife free set. Everyone. You love free.
Sevan Matossian (27:54):
Set him free. It’s good. It’s good. It’s it’s the only song I listened to. Uh, one of my friends heard it this morning actually makes me realize how great my friends are. The album is called Mr. And the big steppers released in 2022. It makes me realize how good my friends are. One of my friends called me, said, holy smokes, dude, have you heard the new Kendrick Lamar album? I said, no. He goes, well, I only listen to one song. You gotta listen to it. And I listened to the first two minutes and I’m like, I get it. And he’s like, you get what? And I go. So it’s a song about his aunt who turned into a dude and he sing, no dude, go to the end, listen, get to the end. I’m like, all right, settle down.
Sevan Matossian (28:44):
And it ends right when he says that line. That last sentence. Boom. It’s over. You almost can’t even hear it. Oh, here, wait, wait. Uh, oh, look, let’s see. Maybe there’s an analysis down here. Let’s see. Uh, no. Oh maybe. Oh, here we go. Let me read this analysis. This is, this is from a website website called genius. Annotation. Okay. You guys ready? I haven’t read this before. Anti diaries is the sixth track on a two disk. Uh, so sorry. Anti diaries is the sixth track on disc two from Kendrick Lamar’s fifth and final studio album with top dog entertainment, Mr. Morale. And the big steppers is the 15th track. Overall Kendrick tells the story of two transgender people using the narrative to critique himself society and the church’s view on L G B T Q community. Uh, this person’s woke as fuck right in this. I could tell already at the end of the song, he El alludes to the controversial moment in may of 2018, when.
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