Sevan Matossian (00:00):
Good enough. Bam. We’re live
Andrew Hiller (00:02):
<laugh> oh, we’re in, here we go.
Sevan Matossian (00:03):
Holy shit. Are you on MDM? A
Andrew Hiller (00:06):
Am I? Yeah. How’d you know,
Sevan Matossian (00:09):
Just cuz of the strobes and shit or does that mean it’s that? What is that? Is my pride or is that, is that Def con five? I mean, it could be interpreted a lot of ways,
Andrew Hiller (00:18):
You know, I’ve hit a lot of people ask what it is and I haven’t told anybody yet. All right. Let’s should I leave it a mystery? It’s my it’s a freaking stereo. It’s like the, the flash and stereo lights You heard now. Now the illusion is gone. Everyone knows
Sevan Matossian (00:33):
Jeremy Williams. Wow. Three kids, four kids, one wife, three kids. Well, either way. Thank you.
Andrew Hiller (00:41):
Super sticker. What does that mean?
Sevan Matossian (00:46):
Means that just means I got $5. I got five. That’s cool. Thank you. It’s very cool. Actually Step on and Hiller Don show.
Andrew Hiller (00:56):
And then the next one says, remember when you were afraid of me. I remember
Sevan Matossian (01:02):
Remember when it is. Wait, why can’t I still still be scared. I’m look at, I’m very scared. These lights and all this shit.
Andrew Hiller (01:08):
He’s never invited me to his house. So he’s still afraid.
Caleb Beaver (01:18):
Look at that,
Sevan Matossian (01:19):
Dude. This thing is so nice. I don’t know if everyone gets one of these when they order, but mine comes in as magnetic glass case. Like with this protection, it’s a Colton Merton’s, uh, collector’s card and it, it sits in.
Andrew Hiller (01:33):
Don’t open it. You’re gonna it’s no good anymore. Oh
Sevan Matossian (01:36):
Shit.
Andrew Hiller (01:36):
Do you not know how that
Sevan Matossian (01:37):
Works, man? It’s only worth $12,000 now. And then look, it’s got this stand.
Caleb Beaver (01:41):
No way.
Andrew Hiller (01:45):
Oh no shit.
Caleb Beaver (01:48):
One all out.
Andrew Hiller (01:48):
You should get him to sign it.
Sevan Matossian (01:50):
I will. I will.
Caleb Beaver (01:51):
Oh shit. Yeah. That’s gonna be
Sevan Matossian (01:52):
Cool. Get his dad to sign it too.
Caleb Beaver (01:55):
<laugh>
Andrew Hiller (01:57):
Is that good? Increase the value.
Sevan Matossian (01:59):
Do you know he was on this show? Um, that or, uh, his, a fake, a fake col Merton’s dad called in Dick me’s once And then, and then, and my mom thought it was the real col me’s dad. And then later on the real cold Merton’s dad called in, right Caleb. Like it was oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. No, the show got canceled unless you wanna be on this show.
Andrew Hiller (02:24):
What show?
Sevan Matossian (02:25):
Fuck. Hold on. Hold on. Fuck. Okay, hold on. I fucked this all up. This is what a mess. Hold on. I, oh man, what a fucking mess.
Caleb Beaver (02:37):
What a
Andrew Hiller (02:37):
Mess. It’s like you’re a professional media man.
Sevan Matossian (02:41):
Okay. Let’s see. And I’m not a professional. I am for sure. Media. I don’t want anyone to say different, but uh, professional. Not so much. I, I like Dave’s a professional. I’m not a professional. I’m very effective. Uh, we will have a newsletter be going out at 6 45 this evening. Go to the Seon podcast website and sign up for your email now. And you will get it in 12 minutes. The, is, is it, is that what it’s called? The Seon podcast.com or? Yep. Seon podcast.com. Holy shit. Look at your bandana. I hope a shirt wasn’t injured in the making of that. Oh shit.
Andrew Hiller (03:19):
<laugh> you just
Sevan Matossian (03:20):
Getting mad
Andrew Hiller (03:20):
Shit. Yeah. You sent me a medium man. I can’t wear a medium. It was like the tightest shirt I’ve ever worn in my life. Oh my God. You know what you do. You, you cut the sleeves off of it and you get this awesome. It’s a one of a, can
Sevan Matossian (03:33):
You stand up and step back a little bit. I wanna see
Andrew Hiller (03:35):
Man.
Sevan Matossian (03:36):
Oh, that is good. Holy shit. Okay. So as a medium, it does. It’s good. It’s
Andrew Hiller (03:41):
It sits well as a medium. When, so yeah, you buy a size small and you cut the sleeves off. You learn that in high school.
Sevan Matossian (03:46):
Wow.
Andrew Hiller (03:47):
Every, everyone does that to their shirts in high school. Cause they have all the ones they’ll ever wear again.
Sevan Matossian (03:51):
Do you, do you actually cut ’em off or do you take one of those, um, thread removers, like from your mom’s gear? And uh,
Andrew Hiller (03:56):
I was never able to find one of those. So I did it myself. Oh, Taylor,
Sevan Matossian (04:02):
Uh, um, Andrew Hiller. This is, uh, the thumb with a mustache otherwise known as Taylor. So Taylor. So we were supposed to do a show with Brian tonight and it got moved.
Taylor Self (04:11):
Why did he cancel?
Sevan Matossian (04:13):
I can’t tell you that. It’s not super private.
Taylor Self (04:15):
Can we still talk about semifinals programming?
Sevan Matossian (04:18):
I do. We’re we could a little, I guess,
Taylor Self (04:21):
I guess what else are we gonna talk
Sevan Matossian (04:22):
About? If we have to, I, you can hang out and I don’t know if you wanna be a part of this fucking Deb <laugh> I don’t know if you wanna be a part of this, Deb,
Andrew Hiller (04:30):
Do we, uh, appreciate this comment on my YouTube video the other day? That was pretty good. <laugh> I actually left. Did you see him guy
Sevan Matossian (04:37):
Now? He’s investing in his future by saying nice comments on your, uh, account. Now
Andrew Hiller (04:42):
Did, did you see the comment?
Sevan Matossian (04:44):
No. Where is it? No. Is it on your Instagram?
Andrew Hiller (04:46):
Uh, it’s it’s pinned on the first video of the talking privy fitness. It got like a hundred likes. I bet. By at this point I didn’t.
Sevan Matossian (04:53):
Oh yes. I did see that. I did see
Andrew Hiller (04:55):
That it entails how he was watching the video. It was awesome. <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (05:00):
Caleb, are you on that or what?
Andrew Hiller (05:01):
Oh, followed by the meme that she put off of Brucey and Matilda. The chocolate cake. That was good. I died. It. That, that was very funny.
Sevan Matossian (05:10):
Um, we should start with, uh, seven. You identify as a shit. Where is that? Someone there was something funny on there. Seven, you identify with a, as a media person. Anyone says anything different and it’s sexism. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Corey. Uh, Caleb, can we start with, um, something lighthearted and see, uh, what the champ was doing today? Uh, Mr. Justin Maderas uh, the fittest man alive. Sorry. It’s we’re already gonna make Taylor feel bad.
Taylor Self (05:41):
Why are you making me feel bad?
Sevan Matossian (05:42):
<laugh> cause we’re gonna show cuz we’re showing what the Champ’s doing. Well, you’re sitting around on a podcast. This is what this is champ shit, baby.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
She’s a fussing and a cussing as him packing in the truck.
Sevan Matossian (05:54):
I
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Ain’t working for daddy. No mama things need to grow up.
Andrew Hiller (06:00):
Oh, that’s dangerous. Wow.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Can’t get enough this
Sevan Matossian (06:07):
Time.
Andrew Hiller (06:09):
I got two questions.
Sevan Matossian (06:11):
Yes.
Andrew Hiller (06:12):
Is he sponsored by that truck company?
Sevan Matossian (06:14):
I hope so.
Andrew Hiller (06:15):
And two Frazier. Would’ve never allowed him to do that. Cuz like, you know, Frazier wasn’t taking risks. He felt could’ve fell on his neck there.
Sevan Matossian (06:22):
Well, if they were paying him, he would’ve
Andrew Hiller (06:24):
Exactly sponsored by a Ram, including the injuries.
Sevan Matossian (06:29):
Seven. Are you gonna never open that box on your couch? Yes. The thing with this box was is they were, they were, I think they were doing a deal where you get 15% off. If you go to Steve’s Caleb, do you know about that deal? No. That you were supposed to get 15% off if you went to Steve’s and you put in seven on and I never got for sure if that deal, uh, went through, can you, can you go to Steve’s Caleb, the website Steve’s auto sales or no, Steve beef jerky. Oh my
Andrew Hiller (07:01):
Goodness. Oh, you got a beef jerky sponsor. That’s so cool. <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (07:07):
Sticks. Um, and so I was waiting to like, I was gonna eat a little bit of this shit on every show. Once I found out if the, if the, if they really had a discount for our yeah, that’s it. Someone buys something from there and type in Sev on, see if you get 15% off,
Andrew Hiller (07:27):
What’s on
Sevan Matossian (07:28):
What’s by the way, the California hormones thing is exploding. So many of you guys are contacting them and uh, getting your blood work done. That’s really cool. If anyone wants to talk to me about that in the DMS, let me know. I’m really curious to hear about that. Oh yeah, you should. We, okay. Let’s not talk about that while Taylor’s on the show that could you fucking end up drug testing him in five minutes,
Andrew Hiller (07:47):
Dude. I’m not even listening to. Did you see, did you see that list that came out?
Sevan Matossian (07:50):
What
Andrew Hiller (07:51):
Did you see? The drug test list that came out?
Sevan Matossian (07:53):
No, what’s that?
Andrew Hiller (07:55):
Nope. What was it? Uh, where is it? I have it pulled up. It, it just came out athletes with negative tests for results, span substances. And I have everyone from the 2021 and 2022 season. I was gonna do a video on this, but I guess we can talk about it.
Sevan Matossian (08:08):
Wait a second. They’re they’re negative people.
Andrew Hiller (08:11):
Yeah, its up bunch of athletes that are negative. Everyone’s negative, which is good. I mean they’re supposed to be negative, but it’s uh, everyone, 20, 22 is like Andrew LER. Gabriel alwa Laura Hove. Sarah, Rick, Gerard Roman. They’re all negative. George.
Sevan Matossian (08:25):
So the discount code does work Steve’s oh shit. Go to Steve’s and type in seven on and get 15% off. I don’t know how long that’s gonna last. Holy shit.
Andrew Hiller (08:33):
<laugh> $1, 1 cent off
Sevan Matossian (08:37):
Dude.
Andrew Hiller (08:37):
Sick.
Sevan Matossian (08:38):
I’m gonna tell you something when they did this, I go, Hey, they’re like, Hey, um, we’ll send you some jerky. And I said, okay, but I want my guys to get a discount who watch I go, nothing stupid either. And I was thinking like I was thinking like 5% was stupid. I was thinking 10% would be good. 15. Percent’s fucking a good discount. I think.
Andrew Hiller (08:57):
Beep jerks. Not cheap.
Sevan Matossian (08:58):
No. Good. Okay. Um,
Andrew Hiller (09:03):
You gonna share that or you’re just gonna This way.
Sevan Matossian (09:08):
Um, have you, have you watched any of Taylor? I’m not sure how valuable you’re gonna be on tonight’s show besides just being, looking like a thumb. Um, can you pull up Hiller’s um, YouTube page and we’ll go through the videos. Holy cow. Um, Tommy and, um, Sean got, did you, you saw the post, right? I sent it to you or you sent it to me. The Ronald McDonald one.
Andrew Hiller (09:30):
I sent you the, I sent you the clip on my research on what the hell that was talking about. Otherwise I had no idea what the, what it was talking about in reference to Ronald McDonald.
Sevan Matossian (09:39):
Oh, cause you’re too young.
Andrew Hiller (09:41):
It’s it was talking about something in the seventies, man. Like yeah, no. Who, who is it? Who knows? That’s talking about, did you get it when you saw it? What did you, what did you think when you saw that?
Sevan Matossian (09:51):
Well, to be honest, at first I thought they fucked up the um, um, mayor MCee and the hamburger. I was like, that’s not what the hamburger looks like. Do, do you remember the hamburger?
Andrew Hiller (10:00):
Yeah, I know him, but Taylor. Did you know who mayor MCee was? No. Any idea? No fucking clue. Yeah. <laugh> he’s uh, he was ex in like the seventies.
Sevan Matossian (10:12):
And can you pull up the Ronald McDonald? I don’t know what you Googled for that, Caleb. Um, and then we’ll go, sorry. I know I’m asking to do a million different things. Uh, the Ronald McDonald team, like the, I wonder if Ronald McDonald would he looks more like a de athlete than a CrossFitter huh? Ronald McDonald,
Andrew Hiller (10:29):
I suppose.
Sevan Matossian (10:30):
Yeah. Caleb. That was a softball for you buddy. That was just, just a easy one over the plate. Like, so for you to say something, so, uh,
Andrew Hiller (10:39):
To talk about something that I can put input in,
Sevan Matossian (10:41):
Uh, uh, okay, so here we go. Here they are. So we, I know Ronald McDonald and I know the hamburger and
Andrew Hiller (10:49):
Grimes.
Sevan Matossian (10:50):
Is that the shake guy? The purple guy.
Andrew Hiller (10:52):
The purple dude. Yeah. He got the, oh damn. I don’t know these people’s names. I used the hamburger. That’s you said him already
Sevan Matossian (11:00):
What’s that black shadow in the background. There’s just like a dildo back there.
Andrew Hiller (11:04):
It’s probably you. Right.
Sevan Matossian (11:05):
And then I don’t know who the pirate is. And then, and then are those like the French fry guys? Is that what guys
Andrew Hiller (11:13):
Called where’s mayor? MCee see, that’s a mystery man. Isn’t that part of the entire deal or no?
Sevan Matossian (11:19):
Can you play that video? Um, uh, beaver that evidence we have that mayor MCee, um, exists.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
There is exemplified in a 1971. McDonald’s commercial about him running for reelection in his bumbling speech. He consistently requires Ronald McDonald to correct him. Ronald has to recommend the word trustworthy instead of mayor MC Cheese’s strange use of self winding to describe cheeseburgers. Ronald also shoots down his idea for a cheeseburger in every glove compartment.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
Well MCee has been reelected, right? You, I thank you. Thank you. Thank
Speaker 7 (11:51):
You. By the late eighties, however, mayor MCee had disappeared while Ronald McDonald enjoyed popularity into the next generation, the only time the beefy.
Sevan Matossian (12:01):
Okay. Uh, and can you show the post from the CrossFit origin book today? Have you seen this Taylor?
Taylor Self (12:06):
No.
Sevan Matossian (12:08):
So basically what happened is, is, is Sean and Tom put Sean and, and Tom put out a, a video, um, on their Patreon. Um, and they took some shots at, um, uh, myself Hiller and, uh, Greg and they, and it was a bunch of ambiguous just was mean. It was, it was mean woke shit mean, mean and woke meaning. And was that
Taylor Self (12:35):
I was gonna ask, was that, was that from the clip, from the second video Hiller that you made
Sevan Matossian (12:40):
Both videos,
Andrew Hiller (12:41):
They were both videos. Yeah. Yeah.
Taylor Self (12:42):
I watched, I watched both those videos.
Andrew Hiller (12:44):
Oh, thanks.
Sevan Matossian (12:46):
So, so basically they made, there were, there were, they make these unverified claims, but they’re ambiguous claims. They don’t exactly tell you what you’re talking about. So, uh, Taylor, I’m not gonna tell anyone that I saw you leaving the preschool this afternoon, but, um, you should be worried. It’s like, wait, what? Just saying shit like that. It’s just fucking, it’s fucking nonsense. And um, so this, this was posted today and it’s, this is from the CrossFit book and it says, Greg and I were chatting about what should be done to address the recent podcast that called him a liar made false and disparaging claims about him and warned Greg’s friends. They should be way wary of posting pictures with him. That was one of the things that, um, uh, Tom said in there that, uh, Dave shouldn’t take pictures with Greg. It could, because Greg could be persona on grata or something like that. Yep. Yep. Greg had this to say about the cohost beyond the uncanny resemblance lies the striking similarity between the importance of Tommy and Sean to CrossFit and Ron and hip zoner. I think that’s, uh, mayor MCee to, uh, McDonald’s uh, success.
Andrew Hiller (13:51):
Wait, whoa. His, his honor,
Taylor Self (13:53):
His honor.
Sevan Matossian (13:54):
His,
Taylor Self (13:55):
His owner,
Sevan Matossian (13:56):
His honor, his owner, his owner. Oh yeah. His honor mayor. MCee okay. His honor. That’s how they spell his honor. It’s gangster. Okay. It’s
Andrew Hiller (14:02):
Super gangster.
Sevan Matossian (14:03):
And then, uh, yeah, this, um, this is, uh, this is interesting. Interesting. And uh, oh, can I see the comments real quick? Did, did CrossFit book there’s something else in the comments that they said that really caught my eye, that I was like, oh shit, that’s not good. Can you pull that back up? Uh, Mr. Bieber, um, uh, uh, keep going a quick, uh, would
Taylor Self (14:34):
Be something. The last thing I wanna do is drive traffic to fake news. That comment.
Sevan Matossian (14:40):
Yeah. What else does it say?
Taylor Self (14:41):
Says the last thing I want to do is drive traffic to fake news. It’s behind a paywall. It
Andrew Hiller (14:46):
Was a response to a comment.
Taylor Self (14:48):
Yeah. They’re financially profiting from their deception, which is classified as fraud in the legal world.
Sevan Matossian (14:54):
That part
Taylor Self (14:54):
Interested
Sevan Matossian (14:56):
That part trips me out that part’s really concerning. The last thing I want to do is drive traffic to fake news. It’s beyond a paywall. So they’re financially profiting from their deception, which is classified as fraud in the legal world in case anyone is interested. So that means someone is talking to lawyers and fraud is not good. I think fraud is criminal shit. Uh, can you look, can we look up the word fraud? Uh, beaver. Uh, so what’s interesting is I think one of the, one of the defense, um, elements that Tommy and Sean were saying is, Hey, it was behind a PI pay wall. We were talking shit. Okay. Fraud, wrongful or criminal deception intended to result in financial or personal gain. Yeah. That’s bad. It’s bad. I thought, oh, and he’s gone
Andrew Hiller (15:43):
Where you go, just like that. He, he can just go like that.
Sevan Matossian (15:45):
Yeah. But he can just go. I don’t blame him. He doesn’t wanna
Andrew Hiller (15:49):
Be, you want, he want nothing? You want nothing
Sevan Matossian (15:50):
To do with, oh shit. He’s back
Taylor Self (15:52):
Bad. I <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (15:56):
I was like, look, he don’t want none either.
Taylor Self (15:58):
Dude. I was trying to, I was trying to respond to a comment. So I hit log in. Just shouldn’t have touch
Sevan Matossian (16:02):
Saying, oh my goodness, this is, if you look up fraud, Hopper’s picture pops up. My
Taylor Self (16:07):
Goodness. Cool.
Sevan Matossian (16:09):
Savage. Cool. So, so Caleb, Caleb, Caleb’s gonna fall out of his chair. He’s laughing so hard. Ouch.
Taylor Self (16:16):
<laugh>
Sevan Matossian (16:16):
Oh my goodness.
Taylor Self (16:19):
GPS previous comment was funnier. Oh, Tommy marque is in the chat baby.
Sevan Matossian (16:24):
So, so it’s an, it’s an interesting, uh,
Andrew Hiller (16:28):
<laugh>
Sevan Matossian (16:29):
It’s an interesting, oh,
Andrew Hiller (16:31):
Why is he crying in that picture? Is that really
Taylor Self (16:33):
Him? We’re triggering him.
Sevan Matossian (16:36):
Um, so it’s a, we, will you pull that back up again? That, that, that quote, I just I’m just tripping on that. Um, you, if it was supposed to be your defense, that people were were charging or, or it was private, but now it seems like that defense may backfire. And that, that a, that actually, uh, is profiting from deception, which is classified as fraud in the legal world. Uh, in case anyone was interested.
Andrew Hiller (17:05):
Interesting.
Sevan Matossian (17:06):
The real seven podcast sells all the details. Well, I dunno if I have all the details, but, um, I find, I find this, uh, it’s. It makes for good media. It makes for good media. It makes for good media. I’ve done a little research. I have three pages of notes.
Andrew Hiller (17:23):
Is it on what media is or were you gonna get back into that?
Sevan Matossian (17:27):
No. Um, uh, so, and, and I, oh, can you bring up the, um, can you go to the talk and elite fitness? Uh, Instagram account, um, Caleb, this is another interesting thing that I found. And there’s a, um, I, I gave you a link to that.
Andrew Hiller (17:41):
Oh,
Sevan Matossian (17:43):
Oh. That’s not what the bats look like on my, when, on my wow. <laugh> do you see those bats? Is that the way the bats look like on that’s the way the
Andrew Hiller (17:50):
Bats look,
Sevan Matossian (17:51):
Haven’t seen this, but is that the way the bats look on your phone?
Andrew Hiller (17:54):
No, they’re not. They look smaller and neater. They look much cooler than that.
Sevan Matossian (17:57):
Hey that’s because Caleb’s on a fucking PC. My GA my, when people post bats
Andrew Hiller (18:02):
On my that built it wrong. Yeah. They built that thing. He built it wrong. The bats look all messed up. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (18:06):
It’s supposed to be a profile of the bat.
Andrew Hiller (18:09):
Yeah. Anyway, what’s up with the shirt?
Sevan Matossian (18:12):
Uh, well, I don’t know what’s up with the shirt, but they I’m just noticing that the sale of their shirt, maybe it looks like these people want you to buy one.
Andrew Hiller (18:19):
Well, if you scroll through, are there more bats in there or is that it?
Sevan Matossian (18:22):
I think that’s it.
Andrew Hiller (18:23):
How, how that’s it on
Sevan Matossian (18:23):
The bats? Let’s see, let’s see the reply. Let’s see the reply to those bats. More bats.
Andrew Hiller (18:27):
<laugh>
Sevan Matossian (18:29):
What are
Andrew Hiller (18:29):
Those sheep? Oh gosh,
Sevan Matossian (18:31):
An eaters. What are those? Someone bending over? Grabbing their ankles.
Andrew Hiller (18:34):
They’re poodles. No, those their poodles man. I dunno what type of freaking poodle, you know.
Sevan Matossian (18:41):
Oh, okay.
Andrew Hiller (18:42):
Yeah. But otherwise
Sevan Matossian (18:43):
I see what I wanna see. I see a man smiling at me, bending over and grabbing his ankles. That’s what I see. So,
Andrew Hiller (18:48):
You know, that’s a quote from a YouTube video, right? Called don’t hug me. I’m scared. Have you seen that?
Sevan Matossian (18:54):
No.
Andrew Hiller (18:55):
All right. Don’t watch it. It’s kind of messed up.
Sevan Matossian (18:57):
I should have, I should have, uh, that should have been my theme song before I met you don’t hug me. I’m scared. Uh, and then, and then finally we have the, um, the wad zombie meme, um, Which
Andrew Hiller (19:09):
There’s not a new beam account. Do you see the new one?
Sevan Matossian (19:11):
Oh yeah, I did. So I don’t get this
Andrew Hiller (19:12):
Anyway. This one’s good. What do you mean you don’t get this? This is funny as hell.
Sevan Matossian (19:16):
I know people say that. Why am I so I, I I’m dumb.
Andrew Hiller (19:19):
Well, because look, she’s, she’s like, oh, she’s tempting him. She’s chained him to the bed. He’s like getting into, he is like, oh, what’s at the headphones. And then they turn on talking fitness and he is like, get the hell outta here. You get it now. Or is that you screaming?
Taylor Self (19:33):
Tied him up and put some she’s torturing him, man.
Sevan Matossian (19:36):
Oh, it’s to okay. Okay.
Andrew Hiller (19:38):
Understand. Now what
Taylor Self (19:39):
New meme account?
Sevan Matossian (19:41):
I,
Andrew Hiller (19:42):
Uh, it was, it had a handful of followers. Let’s see if I can find it. Do, do you know about it? Sivan?
Sevan Matossian (19:48):
I, I saw, uh, I, I wanna say I put a link to it. I saw it today.
Andrew Hiller (19:54):
Why is it not popping up on
Sevan Matossian (19:55):
My phone? Oh, I can’t wait to talk to you about the torque tank. Oh
Andrew Hiller (19:59):
My God. Puy posts
Sevan Matossian (20:00):
P oh, there it, there its yeah, I don’t get this one either. I mean, I get it. It’s Ronald McDonald and I get it’s uh, uh, Tommy and I get that. It’s a, I don’t get it.
Andrew Hiller (20:14):
There were some other funny ones on there. This one’s just kind of a hodgepodge of a whole bunch of stuff. I think
Sevan Matossian (20:20):
I don’t get it. It needs, it needs to be funny. Uh, Seon way to put yourself as a true boomer, cuz I don’t fucking get the fucking, the sex torture. I I quiet. Oh, okay.
Andrew Hiller (20:31):
The comments are kinda wild right now. <laugh> they’re gonna need, uh, that shirt money.
Sevan Matossian (20:38):
Uh, I don’t think that was really Tommy. Do you?
Andrew Hiller (20:42):
No, I don’t know. That would be a wild icon if it were. I wonder if Sean will call in today,
Taylor Self (20:47):
Look at his, look at his Instagram profile picture. He takes himself way too seriously.
Andrew Hiller (20:52):
Yeah. That’s why, that’s why you gotta be here Taylor. So you can tell us that those facts that’s good. I wouldn’t have thought of that.
Taylor Self (20:59):
I mean, he’s like, he’s like, mm they’ve got the whole yeah, no way.
Sevan Matossian (21:03):
He, uh, I don’t think he coming for that ass. I think he’s going to three, 3d me through a glass.
Taylor Self (21:10):
What? He strikes me as a guy that can laugh at himself.
Sevan Matossian (21:14):
Uh, he’s gonna 3d me through a coffee table or something is what he said. I don’t. But, but I mean, if he wants to piece that ass,
Andrew Hiller (21:22):
I’ve got a bit of a rabbit hole to go down here. If you’re ready for it, man.
Sevan Matossian (21:26):
Is that, are we leaving this subject?
Andrew Hiller (21:28):
No, it’s on subject.
Sevan Matossian (21:30):
Okay. Let’s do it. Is it about fraud and slander?
Andrew Hiller (21:33):
Is, is Tommy Marquez’s brother a buttery bro. Like
Sevan Matossian (21:37):
I think he’s, I think he, I think he’s a filmmaker. I can’t remember his name. He’s definitely a filmmaker.
Andrew Hiller (21:42):
Is it by chance that I put out a buttery bro video and then they put out that video or is that just a coincidence that we don’t believe in?
Sevan Matossian (21:50):
Oh you mean like, Hey, you, you fuck with his, well, I mean, Tommy fucks with the buttery bros too.
Andrew Hiller (21:56):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (21:56):
Tommy’s in a lot of their videos. They have it like they have, you know, it’s, it’s obviously primarily Marsden and Heber and then there’s the, you know, the, the, the, the supporting cast. I, I see Julian in there a lot and Julian and I, uh, Julian, uh, and I See. And I see, and I see Tommy in there a lot. And then, yeah,
Andrew Hiller (22:16):
So it just be connected. A couple of dots right there. I was like, wait a minute. Is this why? I dunno. <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (22:23):
I, I don’t know. I don’t know what the, oh, there’s two. They’re both Julian, Julian and Tom. Okay. Well then there’s another Julian too. Who used to work at CrossFit that rolls with them too. Those are two separate guys. Wow. I didn’t know. Tommy’s brother was, that’s a coincidence too.
Andrew Hiller (22:38):
We don’t believe in coincidences.
Sevan Matossian (22:40):
Oh,
Andrew Hiller (22:41):
It’s not a coincidence. It was. It’s just why it happened.
Sevan Matossian (22:45):
I don’t know why those guys have, um, an an I, I seriously have no idea why those guys, why Tommy and Sean have an AXS to grind? I have no idea why they keep bringing this shit up. I don’t know if something rubbed them the wrong way. I like they need to move off of it, whatever they’re doing. But, but that post I’m I’m sure freaks them out, freaks, CrossFit out, freaks everyone out that is fucking, someone is talking to fucking legal and, and, and, and, and I, and, um, what, what they said, if, if I, to say that, uh, to say what they said about Greg and Dave, and about taking pictures with Greg and just to leave it like that is fucking ignorant and it’s, and it’s vicious, it’s a vicious fucking attack. It is truly vicious. And to think that there won’t be repercussions for that or that they won’t get, um, Greg’s attention.
Sevan Matossian (23:37):
They’re, they’re mistaken. And that’s showing that post is showing it. And I also think that this thing isn’t playing out, if you wanna know my 2 cents, the way Tommy and, um, Shawn would’ve liked it to, I think what’s happened is, uh, based on your videos, there’s 500 comments now on both videos. And there’s no that no, one’s come to their defense. It’s almost it’s it’s it’s um, I dunno what they’re gonna do, but, but I, I had made the, I had made the, um, statement that I’m pretty sure in the sale of CrossFit, CrossFit, Inc, is not allowed to disparage Greg and Sean Woodland is the voice of CrossFit. And Tommy is the CrossFit games host, and they’re both gonna be working events in two weeks. And how are those guys who are the face of CrossFit, disparaging, Greg, when that’s in the agreement of the sale, it’s not good. It’s not good.
Andrew Hiller (24:27):
Doesn’t seem very good. I wouldn’t wanna be there right now. No, it’s like that feeling where your butthole puckers up. You’re like, Ugh.
Sevan Matossian (24:34):
Yeah. Yeah. I agree. <laugh> I agree. Okay. Uh, can we pull up the, um, uh, that, that, that footage we have of, uh, Taylor, um, in high school, when he streak the games, let’s just fuck it. Let’s just burn that right now. When he streak the, uh, high school, uh, homecoming game naked. <laugh> uh, Caleb. No, I wish we had that. Caleb, can you,
Andrew Hiller (24:57):
I was looking forward to it.
Sevan Matossian (24:58):
Caleb, can you pull up, uh, um, Hillers of videos again? Okay, here we go. Uh, let’s start. Um, so we can, uh, no, we’ll just start at the beginning. You introduced your fiance early this week and you said something, we won’t stay on this one long, but you said something it’s called special guest, uh, two days ago. Um, uh, right there you say in here that when the relationships started, it was under her terms.
Andrew Hiller (25:23):
Oh yeah, that’s about right.
Sevan Matossian (25:24):
And I immediately went to the place of, oh, that means you were just like, she had like four boyfriends and you were just like Wednesday.
Andrew Hiller (25:31):
She had <laugh>. No, I was Thursday.
Sevan Matossian (25:33):
Oh, okay.
Andrew Hiller (25:34):
No, she had a long term one that, oh, she was trying to like, you know, get outta here and it took a little while.
Sevan Matossian (25:41):
So did you share her or did she have firm boundaries with you?
Andrew Hiller (25:44):
There were some firm boundaries for me. Wow. I, I, I kinda went off and did my own thing for a little bit. Yeah. And then she came around a couple years later.
Sevan Matossian (25:52):
Uh, can we re, can we rewind that part where she does the shake weight again?
Andrew Hiller (25:55):
<laugh> I thought, you know what? I got you. I click baited you right there. I’m like, I know he is gonna see this. I know he is gonna be all about it. Yeah. There’s a handful of other things in here that thought she would’ve liked you. There
Sevan Matossian (26:06):
Its yeah, that’s really good. Is that, is that on accident or do you tell her to do that on purpose?
Andrew Hiller (26:11):
She was just doing her own thing and I edited the video on my terms <laugh> and she had note, she <laugh> she’s she she’s hit a come in here right now. And like what are you doing? I kidding.
Sevan Matossian (26:24):
So funny. Fucking fucking brilliant. A take note. It’s always good to use two hands once in a while. It’s always good. It’s always good to use two hands. Once in a while. One hand is usually the preferred technique, but, but two hands there’s nothing wrong with two hands. It’s not nothing.
Andrew Hiller (26:39):
And if you can find a third hand <laugh> you ever done that? Uh, six
Sevan Matossian (26:45):
More, six hands. The more hands on the pole. The better
Taylor Self (26:48):
<laugh>
Sevan Matossian (26:50):
I didn’t know. Six hands fit on this.
Taylor Self (26:52):
Yeah, dude. I’m
Andrew Hiller (26:52):
At like three. There she is. These are all for you too. Seven. How do
Sevan Matossian (26:56):
You think oh, who took that? Who took that? The black and white.
Andrew Hiller (26:59):
That may have been Ron gooey it’s either. I think it was either Ron Gooley or it might have been fury, fury photography. I know fury. No, that was Ron for sure. This one. And then the one in the yard is totally fury. And then that one I’m not sure.
Sevan Matossian (27:12):
Is she growing her hair long again?
Andrew Hiller (27:14):
She’s working on it. Yeah. She was Burnett for a bit. She was a redhead for a bit. And when I met her, she was blonde. And now she’s back blonde. It was long. She chopped it all off. It’s been, it’s been a cycle. Yeah. Shortened blonde there.
Sevan Matossian (27:26):
What color do you think? Um, uh, uh, the, the human thumb. What color do you think his hair is?
Andrew Hiller (27:32):
Interest hair.
Taylor Self (27:33):
Oh my hair.
Sevan Matossian (27:34):
Yes. Your hair.
Andrew Hiller (27:35):
It’s like a, it’s a red look at it. I mean it’s mustache, right? It’s like an orange just red.
Taylor Self (27:40):
My hair’s brown, but for whatever reason, my
Andrew Hiller (27:42):
When’s the last time it was thrown out,
Taylor Self (27:44):
Like, like two years ago, maybe
Sevan Matossian (27:47):
This fucking guy Taylor thinks that Annie Thor’s daughter’s hair. Isn’t red.
Taylor Self (27:50):
What? Yeah, no, it’s not
Sevan Matossian (27:54):
What
Andrew Hiller (27:54):
Annie. You’re the only one who thinks that
Taylor Self (27:56):
Annie’s hair is blonde. My hair is brown, but my St and pubes are bright red.
Sevan Matossian (28:01):
Oh, your pubes do
Taylor Self (28:02):
See. Yeah. Same color.
Sevan Matossian (28:04):
God. I would love red pubes
Taylor Self (28:05):
And my eyebrows are blonde. Like if you like, it almost looks like I don’t have eyebrows,
Sevan Matossian (28:10):
Uh, GP, uh don’t believe, uh, anything, uh, your mom tells you. Okay, please. Um, Richard. Okay. So, so, so that was the deal. That was the deal. You know, I had that too. When I met my wife, she had a, um, boyfriend and I waited around for five years. I put on full court press, but she had really strict boundaries too. It was crazy.
Andrew Hiller (28:29):
So we share that with one another, our, our, our process to getting our ladies,
Sevan Matossian (28:35):
Uh, color. Yeah. Why don’t can we do a pole? Caleb does Annie Thor’s daughter have red hair or blonde hair? Oh, you demand. I’m about to whoop some as here she has red hair, plus she has blonde hair plus red butt red PS. All right. Fuck. All. We’re getting to the bottom of this shit.
Andrew Hiller (28:54):
I hear that’s just the way it works. So I don’t know if that’s not too deep of the statement.
Sevan Matossian (28:59):
Uh, I’m going to syndicate this weekend. Hiller. I’ll be sure to tell Tommy and Sean real media means pussies.
Andrew Hiller (29:06):
We should make a shirt that says that, or you need a sticker so you can just like slap it on him.
Taylor Self (29:12):
Graham
Andrew Hiller (29:13):
P
Sevan Matossian (29:14):
Graham, uh, blonde, uh, uh, heme. Jamie red. Um, <laugh> Matt burns.
Andrew Hiller (29:20):
What, what female are you guys looking at? Like she’s blonde.
Sevan Matossian (29:23):
What about, what about Daniel? Brandon’s hair. I’d go. Who knows?
Taylor Self (29:27):
Rainbow.
Andrew Hiller (29:27):
The real hair color. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (29:29):
Different. Oh, Susan ask Frederick. That’s good question. Okay. Oh, we’ll get to Frederick tonight. Okay. Um, uh, Ben, so, so Ben Smith has a podcast. I had no fucking idea. What’s the name of his podcast
Taylor Self (29:40):
Have listened to it. Taylor? Yeah, the coach’s corner. I listened to it. How is it? Uh, that podcast was good. Uh, I liked Ben’s take the other guy. I’ve heard this. The other guy he was talking with was not, did not know what he was talking about. The favorite thing I’ve heard from that is why is this guy wearing some.
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