Sevan Matossian (00:02):
Bam. We’re live good morning. 28 minutes earlier than usual. Why is that? That’s weird. Make sure I want sea beaver. Me too. Corey. Good morning, Alyssa. Good morning this Mr. Brian, welcome to the show. It was weird. I wonder if Hunter’s coming on. I think he is. Excuse me. I wonder if start with 1.4 please. Mr. SU. Good morning. Good to see you. Good
Mattew Ouza (00:36):
Morning to see you.
Sevan Matossian (00:38):
Mr. Wa, this is Smith, Mr. Wael. I got your email. Thank you. I read it backwards and it still made no sense. No, it did. It made me worse. <laugh> you said my name right? Alyssa. What? How do I normally say it? Alisa. Alisa. Who’s ready to pay attention. Okay, here we go. Dig right in. Why are we 27 minutes early this morning? Well, that’s because Matt Suza has a real job
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Back. Uh, people get offended and there’s a new culture out there who can get offended first and for other people. And that’s the weirdest thing in the world. I had that at a show I did once. There was a blind gentleman in the front row and I was teasing the blind guy and he was having a great time after the show. He said, most people ignore that I’m even there. So thank you for making me feel like a part of it. And that’s where his head was at. But during the show, I’m teasing the blind guy and a woman in the back’s like, excuse me, I’m offended. I’m like, what? Why are you? Because don’t talk to him anymore. I’m offended for the blind gentleman. I’m like, you’ you fend for? He’s laughing.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
<laugh>
Speaker 2 (01:37):
He’s facing the wrong way, but he’s laughing. <laugh> And to his credit, this is the best part. I go. Do you know her? He goes, I have never seen her a day. Am I? Yes, That guy was a good dude.
Sevan Matossian (02:02):
Do not get offended for other people. It makes you a vile human being. Good morning, Mr. McIntyre. Oh, shit. I didn’t know. It was fucking glasses week.
Hunter McIntyre (02:14):
Yeah. Right. Boy.
Sevan Matossian (02:16):
All right. You gotta do what you gotta do.
Hunter McIntyre (02:20):
The beep is on the bone, baby. The beep is on the bone.
Mattew Ouza (02:23):
<laugh>
Sevan Matossian (02:24):
Why? Why are you up so early?
Hunter McIntyre (02:27):
You a hop for an hour in 30, 40 minutes.
Sevan Matossian (02:31):
Oh, please. Excuse me. One of our callers. You’re just a guest. This is a regular Jamal. Good morning. How can I help you? What would you like to say to the freest podcast? In the universe?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I’m about to go to the hospital and have my second daughter.
Sevan Matossian (02:46):
Oh, that’s about it. Dang. Hey, congratulations. Did you start a podcast?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Uh, no. I just had to announce it. Mine y’all have a good day.
Sevan Matossian (02:55):
Wait, wait, wait, Jamal, Jamal, Jamal. Didn’t
Hunter McIntyre (02:57):
Answer any of your questions,
Sevan Matossian (02:58):
Jamal. Jamal.
Hunter McIntyre (02:59):
He’s gonna go. He’s having a
Sevan Matossian (03:00):
Baby, Jamal. Hmm. Did you start a podcast? He’s like, Hmm.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
<laugh> no, almost I was waiting until after she was
Sevan Matossian (03:08):
Bored. All right, make sure that’s gonna be the second, most exciting thing we talk about. All right. Hey, good luck today. Uh, love you buddy. Thanks letting us all know you demand Jamal. All right later. Oh, when are you bringing, killing the fat man back? Well, this what a great question. This hunter MacIntyre pops up onto the stage because we are going to do I believe killing the fat man season three, California hormones edition. What does
Hunter McIntyre (03:33):
That mean?
Sevan Matossian (03:35):
That means Gary. Great. Great question. Good
Hunter McIntyre (03:39):
Question. Inject some truth into this conversation.
Sevan Matossian (03:43):
Uh, um, uh, Suza won’t will bring up the killing the fat man series on YouTube right now. It is the most popular non-game series in the history of CrossFit. Um, it’s one of those little, just little side project I did when I was there. Nothing I had to do, but one of my friends needed to find a, a, a healthy lifestyle change. And Gary Roberts, I introduced him to CrossFit and he, and he, he embraced it wholeheartedly and excuse me. And, um, and, and basically he he’s put on a little weight again and he’s 50 and he has two more. He has two more new kids since, uh, we made this. And so he’s gonna get some blood work done, um, from, uh, uh, uh, an amazing facility called California hormones. And we’re gonna get him a CrossFit membership. And we’re gonna see, uh, we’re gonna do a, a 12, 12 part episode on what happens when a man in his fifties, uh, is, is, is revitalized,
Hunter McIntyre (04:36):
Takes care of themselves.
Sevan Matossian (04:38):
Yes,
Hunter McIntyre (04:39):
<laugh> you, you guys, should, you guys should do some research on this. This will be an interesting way to kind of infuse this storyline. Jo Santa used to take this, the founder of Spartan race used to just have this open call for people that were, let’s just say, uh, for brief term fat, really? Okay. Didn’t have their shit together lives, total mess. So fat.
Sevan Matossian (05:04):
Okay. Um,
Hunter McIntyre (05:05):
And he would allow these people to come move into his home and for, to his home in Vermont, all expenses paid for, but you had to do everything. He said you were a prisoner, you were on a hundred percent prisoner to a certain extent you had
Sevan Matossian (05:19):
To on your knees, put this penis in your mouth.
Hunter McIntyre (05:22):
<laugh> did most of these people would’ve begged for a Dick in their mouth because the way that he fed them
Sevan Matossian (05:27):
<laugh> right. He,
Hunter McIntyre (05:28):
I, I was living there at one time with this kid Digg.
Sevan Matossian (05:31):
That’s why I hardly feed my wife by the way, just so I can get that effect. So go on, go on. That’s
Hunter McIntyre (05:35):
A method. It’s a method.
Sevan Matossian (05:36):
It’s a method. Yeah. Yeah.
Hunter McIntyre (05:37):
I was, I was living there at this point with a guy. He had been there for two weeks before me. And the only thing Joe had, let him eat, uh, eat at the time was spinach and blueberries for the last two weeks. And at this point, I think he was only on a D diet of spinach and green apples and the amount of physical exercise that he was course putting these people through was like that above of the CrossFit games. And it’s probably, I, I, I don’t know how he has
Sevan Matossian (06:04):
Is that documented anywhere? Can SU pull that up? Like we see
Hunter McIntyre (06:08):
The first guy I think he started with was Chris. The guy that he was working on with me was Danny. There’s always iterations of these people and what they’re doing, but there’s nothing like it. I’ve never experienced anything. Like it, it, it’s crazy. So killing a bad peace on that. Please get information about this story and bring it in.
Sevan Matossian (06:28):
I, I, I will, I will. I think what we’re gonna see is we’re gonna see Gary as a 50 year old man. Uh, first we’re cheating a little bit because he has done cross. He did do CrossFit for a couple years and he is a pretty good mover, but he was one of those guys he applied actually to get on the biggest loser that the most popular show, I think, are you vaping? How is that vape? And
Hunter McIntyre (06:51):
I do this one Friday
Sevan Matossian (06:52):
When you’re what
Hunter McIntyre (06:54):
I’m trying to lose weight before my championship. So I don’t eat in the morning. I just drink black coffee and puff on a EEG. <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (07:04):
Ladies and gentlemen, we just witnessed the fittest man, by the way, you fucking idiot in the fucking comments. So someone on the show the other day called hunter McIntyre, the fit man alive, and someone like laughed at that. You’re a fucking idiot. If you don’t think that that’s plausible. I, I wanna tell you something as the biggest defender in the fucking world of CrossFit, um, Greg Glassman defined fitness, and it’s a fucking miracle and, and what he, and he put it on, you know, you gotta listen to Greg talk about it, but, but he defined it in terms of science, right? In terms of kinematics. And, and we, we crown the fittest in the world based on that. But if you don’t think, if you think that anyone who won the CrossFit games can go do what fucking hunter did and, and beat his time at high rocks in Dallas, uh, last month. And you don’t think that that’s a, uh, a super duper valid expression of human power, even under Greg Glassman’s model, then you’re outta your mind.
Hunter McIntyre (07:58):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (07:58):
You’re crazy. You were out of your fucking mind. I, I, I would, I would. I’d actually like to see, I’d actually like to see the fucking cross of games, champ, um, uh, go against, uh, um, Mr. Hunter McIntyre. We’ll just use the hopper. How about we just use the hopper? Just randomly pick out fucking 10 fucking, uh, movements, modalities time domains, and let’s see what fucking happens. Fucking not to consider this guy. The fittest man, pan you’re fucking re retard. Yeah. With a capital R
Hunter McIntyre (08:25):
You trying to Tule.
Sevan Matossian (08:25):
Hello. Welcome to the show. How can I help you? Hi. Yes,
Speaker 5 (08:29):
This is Dawn.
Sevan Matossian (08:32):
This is the Dawn. This is the Dawn You’ve been diagnosed with what?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Okay. I am a blind guy. Okay.
Sevan Matossian (08:41):
Okay. I understand. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Thank you for calling into the show. I see you. I see you.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
I have a son been central mass in wor mm-hmm
Sevan Matossian (08:53):
<affirmative>.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
I have a nice Husky, very capable and just love to have fun.
Sevan Matossian (09:00):
Mm mm. I love a nice Husky. That makes that fun. That’s how, what I refer to hunter on our long weekend getaways. I just see him as a Husky that wants to have fun.
Hunter McIntyre (09:09):
<laugh>
Speaker 5 (09:12):
And I just love, okay. What
Sevan Matossian (09:16):
Do you love in your mouth? I’m sorry. I missed that. You broke up
Speaker 5 (09:20):
And I just love to Mount a nice beefy ass and to pump and dump my hot load to pump.
Sevan Matossian (09:27):
Do you understand? This is, this is vial is six 30 in the you hang up. Now. This
Hunter McIntyre (09:33):
Is a, just like the
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Breathe and feed with my big creamy loads on a regular basis. God,
Sevan Matossian (09:43):
I hope my mom’s not watching this morning. She’s gotta be asleep.
Hunter McIntyre (09:46):
<laugh> are you?
Sevan Matossian (09:48):
Yeah.
Mattew Ouza (09:52):
You can’t see my hands.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I’m she a nice guy.
Sevan Matossian (09:55):
Hey, don’t you think that that’s a little redundant, a nice hard cock. Couldn’t you just say a hard cock and we all know.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Okay.
Sevan Matossian (10:06):
I, I love whoever this is. The audio is fantastic. Right? Sounds like he’s calling from like a, I mean, audio is spectacular. Sounds
Mattew Ouza (10:13):
Like he’s taking hot load right now.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
I naked contact and NPO and as clay and making out
Sevan Matossian (10:23):
A blind man can say whatever he wants. That’s the world we live in.
Mattew Ouza (10:26):
Thank you for your question.
Sevan Matossian (10:30):
Hey, it sounds like it’s a, it’s like, almost like I am typing it in. Right. And then it’s going through like a voice,
Mattew Ouza (10:35):
As I said, you can’t see my hands down here.
Sevan Matossian (10:40):
Uh, caller, thank you very much. I didn’t, I didn’t realize we had any blind, um, call, uh, listeners, but it doesn’t surprise me. This is the most welcoming show on the planet. Um, and I hope you will call in again. Do you have a question for either myself? Um, uh, Suza says or, uh, Mr. McIntyre,
Mattew Ouza (10:57):
No one has questions for me.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Thanks. Okay. I hope to breed and feed to real film.
Sevan Matossian (11:02):
Okay. I love you. I hope to breed and feed too. Byebye.
Hunter McIntyre (11:06):
This guy’s storylines, dog. Shit. He should have said speech impaired being blind and <laugh>.
Sevan Matossian (11:16):
Oh my goodness. What do you, are you seriously trying to, um, slender down?
Hunter McIntyre (11:22):
Yeah, naturally my curation body, uh, since 210 to 215 pounds. And I’ll, I’ll go race day, like 1 97 to 1 95. And uh, I mean, scientifically, it all makes sense from a personal standpoint, it sucks.
Sevan Matossian (11:40):
But what about that? Um, uh, that shit getting on your lungs and sticking up your lungs. Don’t you need, you need like perfect L pink, like, like vagina, beautiful vagina lungs. Don’t you,
Hunter McIntyre (11:51):
You, you don’t really, you just go, you don’t really pull do anything. Other than that, it’s just the idea of a listen. The I is, you’re gonna make fun of this, but it’s the idea of an oral fixation. It’s just like, if you chew on celery, it’d be the idea of chewing on bubble gum. It’s the idea that you’re doing something rather than nothing.
Sevan Matossian (12:09):
Yeah. Just put this in your mouth and, and exactly.
Hunter McIntyre (12:12):
I knew you were gonna
Sevan Matossian (12:14):
Kick off. I know. I appreciate it. Thank you. You set it up nicely.
Hunter McIntyre (12:18):
Yeah. Good. It pans out.
Sevan Matossian (12:19):
Whoa. Holy cow. I wonder if the phone’s always been this busy and it’s just working now because I,
Hunter McIntyre (12:26):
Yeah. <laugh>
Sevan Matossian (12:28):
My favorite cabinet maker. Hello? No. Oh, wait, hold on. Shit. Take two button. My favorite cabinet maker.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
All right. It’s your cabinet gal.
Sevan Matossian (12:41):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Good. I have my list of, I have my list of items.
Sevan Matossian (12:46):
Okay. Let’s go
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Over
Sevan Matossian (12:47):
With you. Let’s do it of items. Let’s go. Let’s do what you need. <laugh> what
Speaker 5 (12:51):
You need first and foremost.
Sevan Matossian (12:53):
Wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hunter’s tripping. Hold on. Sorry. Sorry. Ms. Hunter. Are you okay?
Hunter McIntyre (12:59):
Dropped. Yeah, I and, and I lost, uh, track of my items. Don’t worry about it. I’m I’m bolted in.
Sevan Matossian (13:06):
Okay. Right. All right. Okay. I’m miss. Go ahead. Sorry. Hunter started getting a little twitchy.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Dylan vowel was awesome.
Sevan Matossian (13:14):
Yes, yes. Hey, do you find, I got a lot of DMS from women saying that he’s hot. I didn’t, I it’s weird. Cause I didn’t get that hot vibe from more like smarty pants. Was he hot?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
No, I didn’t even think about that. I was just listening to his story. It was great. Okay, cool. He was great. Yeah, he was, it was awesome. Good deflection. Yeah. So
Hunter McIntyre (13:32):
You have to be very moderately attractive if not attractive at all.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I mean, it was, it was, I mean, it, it was great that he was available when you needed him. I thought that was kinda
Sevan Matossian (13:41):
Cool. Yes. Yes. Hailey take note, but take note on a moment’s notice. Dylan fucking took one for the team. I agree. Yes.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
<laugh> uh, I’m also cracking up about, uh, Matt offering to fight Trudeau.
Sevan Matossian (13:55):
Oh yeah. Wouldn’t that be great.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
That comment in the, in the, uh, in the podcast, I just, I literally just finished the, the one with the, the Twitch guy. What’s his name?
Sevan Matossian (14:08):
Oh yeah. Joey. How was that? That, that was, that was a, I was venturing off into some new area.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
I, I loved it, but I was cracking up with Matt peeing in with the, uh, I Trudo.
Sevan Matossian (14:18):
Yeah, that was nice. That was nice. That was, Matt’s been waiting to use that line for two months. Who’s a beast. Hunter.
Hunter McIntyre (14:26):
You talk about the Canadian prime minister or whatever you
Sevan Matossian (14:30):
The did the dictator? Yeah. The Canadian prime minister. Yes. What do you think about him hunter? Oh,
Hunter McIntyre (14:34):
A horseback champion.
Sevan Matossian (14:36):
Is he? <laugh> that’s what the blind guy calls him. We called in called in earlier a horseback champion. He calls Toback champion. Oh,
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Oh my goodness. Okay. I have a few more things.
Sevan Matossian (14:49):
Yes. Let’s do it.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Killing the fat man.
Sevan Matossian (14:52):
Yeah. Juice up Gary.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Yeah, but I mean, come on. You gave him two chances.
Sevan Matossian (14:58):
I know. I know. But this,
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Somebody else pay attention.
Sevan Matossian (15:01):
Hey, well there’s gonna be somebody
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Else
Sevan Matossian (15:02):
Pay attention. We got four or five people, but here’s the thing that show,
Speaker 5 (15:05):
I mean, I love, I, I love Gary and I, I love killing the Fatman. I watch it that I, I love to rewatch it. Okay. But come on, get with the program, bud.
Sevan Matossian (15:16):
I, I, I, I understand. I understand. I understand.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
All right. All right. That’s all I’m gonna say on that. Okay.
Hunter McIntyre (15:21):
Maybe we can get my dad signed up for killing the Fatman.
Sevan Matossian (15:25):
Is your dad ch
Hunter McIntyre (15:27):
Let’s say he’s just a hard body dude. He’s one of those kinda dudes that doesn’t have any FLA on his body, but he has that Che chest. If you shot him with a gun, he wouldn’t die. It’s not like that visceral.
Sevan Matossian (15:40):
Okay. That’s not messed with that, then. That sounds good.
Hunter McIntyre (15:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Uh, let’s see, what else? Um, you said something very poignant. You know, you always say great things. Thank you. And you probably don’t think that we listen, but we do.
Sevan Matossian (15:55):
Okay. Tell hunter, this is good for hunter to hear. Cuz usually when I call him, he, he answers and goes, he’s nice cuz he answers. But he is like, I’m in a business meeting and then hangs up. I like it. I like it. But 32 consecutive I’m in business meetings. I’m starting to get suspicious. <laugh>
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Oh, you’re
Hunter McIntyre (16:10):
A busy dude.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Um, that thing you said about what you say to your parents when they’re alive.
Sevan Matossian (16:17):
Ah, may, may I, may I,
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Yeah, go ahead.
Sevan Matossian (16:20):
When your parents are alive, you might wish they behave different. When they’re dead, you will wish you behave different. Pretend your parents are dead.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Okay. So that again just kills me, but I kind of transposed it into when your children are at home with you versus when your children have become adults and left. How did you treat them when they were home versus yeah. So I, I, I,
Sevan Matossian (16:48):
Yeah, a few people have sent that to me. That’s interesting that doesn’t work for me for some reason.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Well, if you have a cushy lifestyle there, you don’t, that’s true. You don’t have to, you know, you don’t have to go to work and bring ’em to daycare and
Sevan Matossian (17:01):
Right. Oh, that would fucking kill me. That would kill me if I took him to daycare and fucking Mr. Johnson. Fucking,
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Yeah, you gotta, you, you, but you, if you transpose that into like your kids, like at home, sometimes you’re short with them and then they’re gone and you’re like, ah, remember that day when I was just like short go short with my kids.
Sevan Matossian (17:22):
And that does happen like in a, in a micro, uh, in little micro, uh, segments, like the other day, I got mad at a, in front of some people. And later on, I was like right in front of those people, I go, Hey dude, you deserve way more respect than that. He goes, I know my fucking seven year old. Like I should never talk to you like that in front of other people. He goes, thank you. Yeah. I was like, wow.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Anyway, it’s real life stuff. You know?
Sevan Matossian (17:45):
Hey, um, why, why? So I’m I’m I’m a pro-choice I’m I’m pro-choice to the core. Mm-hmm <affirmative> um, but why are we, uh, um, can I, uh, man, why are we
Hunter McIntyre (18:00):
Open up this fucking can of worms? I am.
Sevan Matossian (18:03):
Why? Why is it being talked about in a way that, that that’s not, I mean, I know why, yes. I’m gonna play I’m I’m gonna play a clip for us. I’m gonna play a clip for us real quick. I want you to see this. This is uh, Elizabeth Warren. Yes. Um,
Hunter McIntyre (18:20):
Good old Lizzy, Warren
Sevan Matossian (18:21):
It’s uh, number, will you play number 1 53. This is this really, this concerns me more than abortion law. That this is one of our politicians. And this is how she thinks she’s talking about popularity and what the American people want. I really hope that most people know that that’s not relevant. What the American people want. I, I want you to that. What they did over in Egypt is fucking Savage and it’s the same fucking bat shit. Crazy shit they did in Canada. Our laws are to protect us from ourselves. Not do what people want, not, not oh, 82% of the people wanna round up the Jews and kill ’em. So we’re gonna do it. That you cannot undo that in the United States,
Hunter McIntyre (18:57):
That might be around 83.
Sevan Matossian (18:59):
You, you can’t thank you hunter. You cannot. Um, in Egypt through democratic vote, they voted out democracy and broadened. What, what is that? Shia? TRIA Z law. You can’t do that in the United States. You cannot vote because if everyone in the United States wanted to out vote out democracy, you can’t do that. We have a constitution. We have Liberty. I, it does not matter what the majority of the fucking people want. This is a country to protect people’s freedoms. You can’t pass a law that makes it illegal to stand on a street corner and yell. I hate Jews. That’s freedom of speech. And the reason why is because tomorrow it will be. I know you guys aren’t gonna believe this, but, but bear with me tomorrow. It will become illegal to say Eating lean meats, vegetables, nuts, and seeds, no sugar, little starch will become illegal to say on the internet, our, our,
Hunter McIntyre (19:49):
Our form of government in the current state, just isn’t efficient. It’s just a fucking mess. You probably for the size of our country and
Sevan Matossian (19:57):
Well, they’re stupid. They don’t understand the rules. They don’t understand the rules.
Hunter McIntyre (20:01):
Yeah, I know. But all this stuff was created in our design by like a population that was under a million over 250 years ago or however long it was, but
Sevan Matossian (20:12):
250 million years ago. Yes,
Hunter McIntyre (20:13):
Exactly.
Sevan Matossian (20:14):
Oh, I want Jodi to hear this as a woman. I want, I wanna hear what you think, where do you stand on abortion? Miss cabinet maker? Are you pro-choice or pro-life or no,
Speaker 5 (20:21):
I, I am. Pro-life
Sevan Matossian (20:23):
You’re pro-life uh, both Le both. I don’t know what
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Happened. I don’t know what happened in the last couple days, but everybody is posting about abortion and that we’re gonna lose our right to AB our babies. And I’m like, why are
Sevan Matossian (20:36):
So,
Speaker 5 (20:36):
So they’re bragging.
Sevan Matossian (20:37):
So they’re conflating basically. They’re messing up the issue. I’m totally pro-life. And, but, but, but, but what the pro-life side is saying is complete idiocy. They’re fucking morons. They’re suggesting that they’re thinking that the
Hunter McIntyre (20:51):
Basically are unaware of what’s going on right now,
Sevan Matossian (20:54):
Basically. Yeah. Tell do you wanna tell us, do you want me to tell ’em
Hunter McIntyre (20:56):
Yeah. They’re basically saying that Ukrainian refugees are not allowed to have abortions in Poland once they get over there. That’s why the
Sevan Matossian (21:04):
<laugh>
Hunter McIntyre (21:05):
You guys are fucking completely clueless and you’re on some podcast being like, why is this happening? You sit in U Coons.
Sevan Matossian (21:14):
The Supreme court is basically saying it’s up to the states. Yeah. And they’re making that. And they’re making that decision based on the rules of this country that our forefathers wrote has nothing to do with women’s and, and the way they keep couching it as women’s, uh, uh, reproductive rights. I mean that in itself is so biased. I wonder if anyone on the pro-choice side has said, besides me, who’s fucking brilliant has said, holy shit, these people really do have a fucking great point. Constitutionally should belong to the states or Hey, maybe it is not a good idea to kill, to kill people. Will you play, uh, the, the clip Suza? Um, uh, Elizabeth Warren is so bad. Ooh. We need a age limit on being a politician. 1 53, please.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
How are you feeling? I am angry, angry, upset, angry, and upset, and determined. The United States. Congress can keep Rover away the law of the land. They just need to do it. I I’ve never seen you so angry. You seem to be, this is what the Republicans have been working toward this day for decades. They have been out there plotting, terribly cultivating these Supreme court justices. So they could have a majority on the bench who would accomplish something that the majority of Americans do not want.
Sevan Matossian (22:38):
Complete bullshit. Doesn’t matter at all,
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Across this country, across this country, red states and blue states, old people, and young people want Roe versus Wade to maintain the, we need, we have a right. We
Sevan Matossian (23:01):
It’s crazy. She said nothing. She says, absolutely nothing, nothing. She said has any validity with the operations of this country. She hasn’t given an argument on why babies should be killed. Yeah.
Mattew Ouza (23:12):
But she’s emotional.
Sevan Matossian (23:13):
Yeah. And, and I love it. How the report, I love it. How the reporter says that’s the angriest I’ve ever seen her seen. She
Mattew Ouza (23:17):
Blamed Republicans. That was it. Emotional passion, blame. Some of Republicans. You’re good. She hit all the touch
Sevan Matossian (23:24):
Points. Fucking, just sloppy reporting and sloppy politician. So what do you think? What do you think miss cabinet maker?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Oh, I’m sorry. I’m in the middle of a design. Sorry. <laugh> okay. No, I think that it’s, I, I think that it’s, um, you know, a very divisive issue. Um, pro-choice, it’s killing me to see even my daughter post anything about, you know, glorifying abortion. So it I’m just very torn on it.
Sevan Matossian (23:49):
I know it, it is kind of sad that it makes it turns pro choices.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
I mean, I, I, I mean, it just posting about it. Like just feels like you’re glorified it and to see my daughter do that, it’s just really know that’s not how I raised her. So whatever it’s it’s
Sevan Matossian (24:09):
Okay. Let’s not talk about how your daughters, a baby killer. That’s not cool. Let’s talk about how let’s talk. Well, tell your daughter, you need someone to talk to. I agree with her. I’m pro-choice too. So have her call me
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Anyway. Um, one more thing.
Sevan Matossian (24:22):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Have you ever seen these, um, dancers from Africa? They’re called the ghetto kids.
Sevan Matossian (24:32):
No. Sounds racist.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Oh my God. They’re so cute. But they’re constantly taking off their shirts, stuffing. ’em in their pants, dancing. I mean, they’re little kids. So all I’m thinking about is your kids being censored?
Sevan Matossian (24:45):
Oh yeah. I was recorded. Yeah. For
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Their, but you should look at those ghetto kids. They’re really cute. Okay. Well, and they’re dancing. They’re dancing is really cute, but they’re always stripping down their shirts, putting them on in their pants. Pretty cute.
Sevan Matossian (24:58):
Stripping down and putting their shirt in their pants. Okay. We’re gonna look at it now. Thank you,
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Ghetto kids. Uh, I forget what the
Sevan Matossian (25:05):
Don’t make me up on you miss you’re. You’re my favorite guest.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Listen. What? When is Hailey gonna call me and FaceTime me and I’ll get her done.
Sevan Matossian (25:14):
Oh, thank you. That she’s gonna do that when she gets up this morning.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
<laugh> okay. Bye. Listen. Every show, every show is awesome. Thank you. I’m always listening.
Sevan Matossian (25:23):
Bye. Fuck. I hate it. When I like the guests, they need to be hung up on sometimes. I’m pro-choice I don’t think, I don’t think you should put laws on women’s bodies. I don’t think you should put laws on women’s bodies, but step on it’s killing kids. I know. I can’t fucking, how do you explain that? I don’t. I’m a piece of shit. It’s bad. I just don’t like precedent on, um, I just don’t like setting precedent on putting, uh, laws on people’s bodies. I’m totally against abortion, but, but I, I say, I say, I say, um, I see, okay, can we play number 1 45? I want you to see how science goes. Awry here. More, more. This is, this is like Elizabeth Warren were the attorney number 1 45. This is the whole mega pint. I’m sure a lot of you guys have seen this already. Mega pint. I, I Googled mega pint. There’s no such thing as a mega pint.
Hunter McIntyre (26:26):
Damn. I’ve been following this closely. This is my favorite.
Sevan Matossian (26:29):
Oh, you have been, oh, tell me about it. Cause I have not.
Hunter McIntyre (26:36):
It’s tragic.
Sevan Matossian (26:38):
If so, what’s going on? Exactly. Is he getting, is he married to that lady or no?
Hunter McIntyre (26:43):
Was married. Gave a massive, uh, settlement.
Sevan Matossian (26:50):
Oh, and then, um, thank you for calling in hunter was about to start talking. Hello?
Speaker 5 (26:56):
I was not actually sure. If this was hunter Thompson or hunter MC
Hunter McIntyre (27:03):
Both are probably astute.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Both are probably equally high right now.
Sevan Matossian (27:09):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
I’m about to open up a conversation. You probably buried hours ago, but uh,
Sevan Matossian (27:16):
I Ask hunter about Johnny de cause I wanna hear hunter talk about that.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
I don’t wanna hear anybody talk about Johnny death right now. I’m so fucking sick with that. Are you guys actually following
Sevan Matossian (27:27):
That? I want to, I just don’t have time.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
No, bro. Well, I have a question, uh, for any of you, um, let’s say somebody eat what food all day, every day. What happens to
Hunter McIntyre (27:43):
Eats? What?
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Eat shit. Load of food, shit. Load of sugar, shit. Load of fried chicken pizza all day. Every day, they all exercise. They’re pretty sedentary. And they eat a bunch of food. What happens?
Hunter McIntyre (27:58):
Probably nothing that bad.
Sevan Matossian (28:00):
They get fat.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
They get fat. That’s absolutely right. So what’s what, what’s the cure to get it fat. Do you, do you stop putting shit in your mouth, right?
Sevan Matossian (28:13):
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Hunter McIntyre (28:14):
Not necessarily. Dude. All I eat is is, is like coffee. McDonald’s I eat MC more McDonald’s
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Well, hunter Hunter’s on the longevity diet, but <laugh> so it’s it’s funny though. We talk about things like
Sevan Matossian (28:31):
Stand Mars people. I don’t think COVID is real. I’ve never said that you’re a fucking moron. Peace and love.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Well, that’s fine.
Sevan Matossian (28:39):
And there is no and there is no. Why don’t you define to me what science is? Christie a, Hey you, if you’re not gonna bring the energy Mr. Logan, then I’m gonna stomp all over your shit.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Okay? Right. Well how about, how about get Greg glass on here? He’ll tell us about science.
Sevan Matossian (28:59):
Yeah. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Uh, so you so derailed me and I’m trying to find where I was. Tim
Sevan Matossian (29:05):
Derailed. I derailed your mom
Hunter McIntyre (29:08):
Eating shit all day. We
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Talk about, we talk about people that put shit in their mouth all the time. There are consequences of putting shit in your mouth all the time. No. Well, I like eating shit.
Hunter McIntyre (29:21):
Greatest golfers of all time drinking, drinking, Coca-Cola smoking cigarettes. Some people are just built better. Some people are weak. Guys gotta get the stats, right? Tough champion champion action.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
So People that eat shit, turn fat. That’s understand that actions have consequences. When we talk about abortion, we don’t talk about there’s consequences to casual sex. There are responsibilities that come with sex. I agree my body, my choice, but that’s where consent comes in and we completely.
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