#383 – Live Call In Show

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

She says, and we’re live only thing worse than not having a title is click bait. I don’t know. I, I kind of wish we would’ve had click bait instead. My goodness guys. Sorry. We’re late. Guess what I was doing is this click bait. I wish Today I’m gonna be naked on the show. So if you don’t wanna see me naked tune out. Bye bye. I was reading these YouTube comments. What’s up, Caleb.

Caleb Beaver (00:25):

Hey how’s thanks.

Sevan Matossian (00:26):

I wanted Rob font to win. I was watching the UFC. Yeah, man.

Caleb Beaver (00:31):


Sevan Matossian (00:32):

That guy made a fan of me though. Cheeto, Vera, I think, uh, that guy Jason House, who we’re trying to get on the podcast. Um, I think he is the manager of Cheeto Vera think. And I think like he’s the, The great hope for that camp. I think they love the shit out of him. Wow. I haven’t been on this computer in like two days, three days. That video we did that video we did with Hiller and Brian has, uh, I wonder how that thing’s probably that thing has 18,000 views on YouTube and 130 and comments. I bet you it’s like gonna go over 50 or a hundred thousand on apple. That’s cool. That’s fun. Oh, and the Disneyland show’s kicking ass too. I’m just over there looking at the numbers. <laugh> Bruce Wayne random seven on his Groucho marks. Doppel ganger, uh, Travis Bellhouse. Congratulations on the t-shirt sales, uh, seven

Caleb Beaver (01:23):

He’s killing that

Sevan Matossian (01:25):

700 sales on the, uh, Hiller bro rep shirt in 24 hours. Congratulations. Uh, Renata Novan. We were supposed to have, um, Alex Stein on and uh, he got sick. Do, do you, have you seen what’s happened to him since the last time we’ve had him on the show?

Caleb Beaver (01:41):

Explosion explosion.

Sevan Matossian (01:44):


Caleb Beaver (01:45):

Fucking crazy dude.

Sevan Matossian (01:47):

He got signed with Blas TV.

Caleb Beaver (01:51):

He was on some, like he did some Senate stuff and just exploded.

Sevan Matossian (01:57):

Yeah. People love him. Um, so you guys know what happens in the comments is there’s two things happen in the comments on YouTube. Uh, part of the team is just responding to comments to get us in the algorithm. So like you’ll say, um, seven’s, uh, you know, um, I wish, I wish I wish I wish Hiller and Brian had their own show without Seon and, and like, and like someone who works for the show will be like, um, say, uh, Hey, that’s not nice. So that that’s not me commenting. My comments will always because they’re just playing it safe. And they’re just trying to get the algorithm moving. My comments will be, um, that’s because he, you just saying that cuz uh, Hiller and Brian dump loads and your mom that’s me. That’s why I that’s what that’s uh, that’s me who makes those comments. So if you’re confused, there’s someone who is confused. It’s so funny. The jokes that people don’t get at There was, um, Sevan did my emo 10 burpees to get some fitness in nice little workout to have in my tool belt at the end of the day. Yeah. Cool.

Sevan Matossian (03:00):

I did, uh, you know what I did today? I posted it too. This was actually kind of hard for me to post it. Could you go to my, um, as account serin? I did. Uh, I, uh, I worked out, I, I did a hard workout today, but then, uh, before the show just now I did this workout, I did, um, I did a hundred calories on the assault bike. How I, how I actually did it. I’m just being lazy. How I did it is I got on the assault bike and I revved it up to 90 RPMs and then went as slow as I wanted. And I did that for 10 rounds. I got to like a hundred, five calories in 10 minutes and then I did this. This is the makes I ordered from, um, On it. Wow.

Caleb Beaver (03:36):

Yeah. On it.

Sevan Matossian (03:37):

Yeah, that, that there’s a guy. Um, fuck. I don’t know. But, but the, but, but really the flowing Dutchman got me into this.

Caleb Beaver (03:45):

Yeah. What’s the what size weight mace is that?

Sevan Matossian (03:48):

Uh, 75 pounds.

Caleb Beaver (03:50):

Holy shit.

Sevan Matossian (03:51):

75. No 10, 10, 10. I just wanted to hear you. Come

Caleb Beaver (03:55):

On. Just go with it. Come on,

Caleb Beaver (03:58):


Caleb Beaver (04:00):


Sevan Matossian (04:01):

I tried to do it with one hand and I just couldn’t do it. I just don’t have the technique, but I’ve been, but I’ve been, I’ve been fooling around with it. I started taking the classes over there at the flowing Dutchman. He has a, uh, like a, a 1 0 1 series and I took like the first three classes.

Caleb Beaver (04:15):

Is that, is that yellow line come with like, is that on the no,

Sevan Matossian (04:18):

No, no, no, I did. I put that, uh, Stripe on there. That’s a great question. Yeah, because I’m afraid I don’t wanna hit the ceiling.

Caleb Beaver (04:25):

Oh, oh, okay. Yeah. How long is it? Is it like a four foot, three foot mace?

Sevan Matossian (04:30):

Well, I’m three feet. Four inches tall.

Caleb Beaver (04:32):

Oh, right, right,

Sevan Matossian (04:33):

Right. And it’s tall as me.

Caleb Beaver (04:35):


Sevan Matossian (04:35):

I don’t know how tall it’s I’m five five though. So you can see, I don’t know how long it is, but it’s fun. IM mean enjoying it. Wow. I dunno if I’m doing it right, but I’m enjoying it. No,

Caleb Beaver (04:44):

That looks, that looks way better than when we demonstrated it with him. For sure. <laugh> oh, good. Oh, good. Good. Okay. Must have learned something from him.

Sevan Matossian (04:53):

Pull that shit down. You’re embarrassing me pull

Caleb Beaver (04:55):

It. <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (04:58):

Uh, we were gonna do a Loveline show with, uh, Danielle, Brandon and so pumped to do the show. Uh, basically people who like, um, Bruce Wayne could call in and be like, Hey, uh, Danielle, I have, and Seon, I have this enormous penis and I’m embarrassed about it. How should I introduce, uh, my boyfriends to it? And then we could tell you, like give you advice and we’re gonna do a late night call-in show like that. And then, um, this time I know you guys are gonna think this is completely idio. I complete idiocy, but this time I had to cancel on her. I think four times she’s canceled on us. But this time I had to cancel on her because I was out in Colorado, uh, listening to Greg Glassman’s, um, uh, talk on broken science or, or, or actually what is science? Holy cow. That was good. His first time. It’s his first time. I think speaking in, um, in a couple years was

Caleb Beaver (05:47):

I was incredibly surprised that he was like up in front of a bunch of people. That was impressive.

Sevan Matossian (05:52):

Oh man. It is so good. It is so good. Uh, I mean, I don’t know if I’m supposed to look the cat outta the bag, but he he’s actually working on some curriculum for all the world to arm the world. So, so people can’t just say to you, Hey, that’s not science or that science it’ll basically you take this course and you’ll have the, the understanding of what is science and, and you won’t be able to fall for that shit anymore.

Caleb Beaver (06:15):

Wow. Yeah. I saw that. Oh

Sevan Matossian (06:18):

Shit. We’re live.

Caleb Beaver (06:19):

Oh, oh, are we? Wow.

Sevan Matossian (06:20):

Yeah, I see it on YouTube. And he used the picture of me and Greg that I took. Did you do that?

Caleb Beaver (06:25):

Might have been a will thing.

Sevan Matossian (06:27):

Oh, well you’re a good dude. I, um, I don’t listen to country. I’m not a, I’m not opposed to it. I’m still listening to the same music I listened to, like in the nineties, you know what I mean? Like I, I, I built a favorite list on my on, and it’s just like, and, and lately I’ve been listening to a lot of kiss, uh, and, um, and Michael Jackson and, um, like black Sabbath, cuz my kids listen to that and they dance to it.

Caleb Beaver (06:54):

That’s all your kids listen to. It seems like kiss it’s

Sevan Matossian (06:57):

It’s a lot of kiss lately. They’re so Indi kiss.

Caleb Beaver (07:00):

Is that just a thing they’re stuck on or what?

Sevan Matossian (07:03):

Yeah, I don’t, they they’re just, I don’t know. But we went to, uh, we went to Newport beach and um, we were hanging out there with the California hormones people, uh, for two weeks and maybe it’s 11 days, 11 days and the boy, and there’s a, there’s a bar there on the beach and, and you can sit on outside and I would order bloody Mary’s and get my swerve on. And the boys would dance. My wife would play music on their iPhone. They would dance and leave a bucket out and they made 68 bucks.

Caleb Beaver (07:30):

<laugh> <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (07:32):

That’s like, that’s like two drinks.

Caleb Beaver (07:34):

Yeah. Yeah. And newborn beach, for sure. For sure.

Sevan Matossian (07:38):

Uh, wasn’t a course like that. Supposed to be through cross, you know? I, I wanna, I don’t, I can’t remember. I think you’re onto something. I think you’re, I think you’re onto to, uh,

Caleb Beaver (07:52):

Is that Craig Howard’s like best friend or twin or something?

Sevan Matossian (07:56):

I do like Nickelback. I don’t, I couldn’t tell you single song that they sing. Oh, do they sing the um, cryp tonight song who sings that song?

Caleb Beaver (08:02):

Uh, no. That’s doors down.

Sevan Matossian (08:04):

Oh, I like them. Wait, so who’s getting the free steroids. Uh, Vicky. You are no, I don’t know yet. BA uh, BA uh, so we are, oh, I should do wait till Susan’s here. I’m gonna put my foot in my mouth, but basically it it’s really moving along. You guys have done a really good job. Most of you did a great job sending in, burn it to the ground. What are we looking at

Caleb Beaver (08:30):

Here? These are all your favorite Nickelback songs.

Sevan Matossian (08:32):

Oh, are they, are they the big ones?

Caleb Beaver (08:34):

Yeah. Photograph for sure. Probably one of your favorites. You know?

Sevan Matossian (08:38):

Do, do people make fun of Nickelback

Caleb Beaver (08:41):

Massively? Why,

Sevan Matossian (08:42):

Why, what happened? How did they, I

Caleb Beaver (08:44):

Honestly, I don’t even know. I think it’s just like a new era. Dang people just like, oh, nickel bag sucks.

Sevan Matossian (08:50):

Hey, that, that

Caleb Beaver (08:51):

Happened. Look at this photograph.

Sevan Matossian (08:53):

What photograph

Caleb Beaver (08:55):


Sevan Matossian (08:56):

Oh, oh, oh, that’s the name of the song, right? Right,

Caleb Beaver (08:58):

Right. The song song.

Sevan Matossian (08:59):

Um, what’s funny is, I don’t know if you remember this, but there was a time when Kevin Costner fell out of graces, like he was there a man and then he just for 15 years he was just, he was, oh, he did. He did a movie called water world. And after that he was just kind of clowned on.

Caleb Beaver (09:15):

Did you ever, did you watch him in house of cards?

Sevan Matossian (09:18):

Uh, no. Kevin, the house was in, no, that was Kevin Spacey.

Caleb Beaver (09:22):

Kevin Spacey. Sorry. I’m gonna

Sevan Matossian (09:23):

Mix up. Oh yeah. Kevin Spacey, I think bangs some 15 year old boy. Yeah.

Caleb Beaver (09:27):

For sure.

Sevan Matossian (09:28):

That that always sets your career back. Yeah. I don’t know if he did it, but that was the accusation

Caleb Beaver (09:33):

Problems. Problems.

Sevan Matossian (09:35):

I, I met Kevin Spacey once and, uh, serious. Wow. Yeah. At a, at a, at a, uh, in park city at, um, whatever that big film festival is

Caleb Beaver (09:43):

There. I was a big fan of his until that whole thing came out. It was

Sevan Matossian (09:46):

Like, yeah, my mom loved him. My mom was bummed. My mom was bummy. Did that because she couldn’t watch the rest of the house, the CARSs or something.

Caleb Beaver (09:52):

Don’t touch kids, man. Don’t touch kids. It’s weird.

Sevan Matossian (09:56):

Hey, I watched the last, the last episode of, uh, uh, oh, I think our phone is working again too, by the way.

Caleb Beaver (10:01):

Is it okay? All right. I’ll throw it out there.

Sevan Matossian (10:04):

I watched the last episode of Yellowstone season four

Caleb Beaver (10:07):

Is you,

Sevan Matossian (10:08):

Did you,

Caleb Beaver (10:09):

I’ve gotten through the first couple season. I’m gonna be able to watch the rest of it. Is it good?

Sevan Matossian (10:14):

Uh, you, you know, when you, you know, when you’re a kid and like some adults will be like, why are you watching that? It’s so violent. Yeah. Yeah. Like what, what are you talking about? Why do you play those video games? They’re so violent. It’s just like a tar fucking pollen

Caleb Beaver (10:29):

Things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Um,

Sevan Matossian (10:31):

I’ve reached that stage in my life. Like I watched season four of Yellowstone in the last episode, it was, it was just too violent.

Caleb Beaver (10:37):


Sevan Matossian (10:38):

Like the sister’s getting so mean that, I mean, I know she’s so hot. I mean, she’s basically the kaisei right. She’s the game that Thrones kaisei all you wanna do is just see her naked. Just getting it.

Caleb Beaver (10:49):

Well, of course, of course.

Sevan Matossian (10:51):

But, um, man, she’s vicious.

Caleb Beaver (10:56):

Okay. Yeah, no, I watched the first couple season and I thought it was, seemed very games of throne, throne ish, and then also very, uh, almost, uh, whatever those gang line shows are. It

Sevan Matossian (11:09):

Seems, yeah. It it’s sons of anarchy on horses for

Caleb Beaver (11:11):

Yeah. Yeah. Sons of Aner is a good example for sure.

Sevan Matossian (11:15):

I like, uh, Joe, Joe says the phone isn’t working. It just doesn’t work for you because you make so fucking comment. Ah, comments about this guy, always comments in the comments about how I interrupt people.

Caleb Beaver (11:27):

You’re what? Welcome

Sevan Matossian (11:28):


Speaker 4 (11:30):

Hey, what’s up Devon?

Sevan Matossian (11:32):

I’m not letting you talk.

Speaker 4 (11:34):

Oh man. I just had a question for you.

Sevan Matossian (11:36):


Caleb Beaver (11:37):


Speaker 4 (11:40):

Hey man. No long time listener, big supporter, dude. It’s awesome. But uh, Out,

Caleb Beaver (11:55):


Sevan Matossian (11:55):

Don’t, he’s

Caleb Beaver (11:56):

80 years old and he’s crippled,

Sevan Matossian (11:58):

Well, he’s not 80, but he, you know what, you know, he has polio, right?

Speaker 4 (12:04):

He didn’t no,

Sevan Matossian (12:05):

He had, he had, he had polio as a kid. So one of his legs is just like, one of his legs is like crazy buff. And one of them’s not crazy buff and he has a, and I think if you ever, I have no idea. I’m just completely making this up and I should, I should be careful cuz he’s a, a deer.

Speaker 4 (12:19):

You is homey. Dude.

Sevan Matossian (12:20):

Say that again.

Speaker 4 (12:22):

Dear is homey though, right?

Sevan Matossian (12:23):

Yeah. I am his home. Um, he, he has a torso. His dad is huge and he has, Greg has a torso of a, he has a six foot five w and he has the torso of a six foot five man. But his legs, I think because he got polio and because of all the surgeries he had and the attempts that they had to like make fix it or whatever, I think what it did is it stunted his growth. So he is probably like five, six. He’s probably just like an inch taller than me, but he’s got because of his legs, but he’s got the torso. So what it’s done is it’s made him really barrel chested, like really, really barrel chested. And it’s crazy cuz sometimes I’ll see in the comments that people will be like he’s fat and I would’ve just been swimming with them and like there’s nothing fat about him. It’s just, he’s got this massive fucking ribcage, like massive

Speaker 4 (13:07):

Like oh, okay. Yeah, it does look like he kinda has a belly a little bit.

Sevan Matossian (13:09):

Yeah. Yeah. It it’s, it’s really not to be, uh, honest. Um, I mean, but his weight does fluctuate and he does like to drink, but he quit drinking beer like Six years ago, seven years ago. I don’t know if you’ve ever held, heard me tell that story, but me and him were crushing the Coors lights, like every day. And then all of a sudden, um, he realized that there was something in the yeast in beer that was really, really, really, really bad. And he stopped drinking beer immediately and he switched to where and he switched to Titos and soda. But um,

Caleb Beaver (13:40):


Sevan Matossian (13:40):

Yeah. So, so you can tell there, yes. You can sit there with the, a shirt on. Yeah. Um, he’s definitely thicker there than he is in the one with the hat on backwards, down below. But, but I don’t think his weight fluctuates more than by like 10 pounds. I mean, you can see his arms look at his forearms and the, his biceps. Whoa. Yeah. So yeah. He’s he’s and he is older now too. I think he’s 65 or 66. He looked the best. I’d seen him look, uh, this past weekend in, in, in years. So,

Speaker 4 (14:10):

So what’s he, what’s he trying to do now? Like is he trying to do something new

Sevan Matossian (14:14):

He’s in, in a, in a Nu no, he’s not trying to do something new. It’s basically the evolution of what CrossFit is. CrossFit was sort of, he’s starting to realize that it was kind of like the stepping stone. Let’s say like you invented the, um, uh, uh, I don’t know, uh,

Caleb Beaver (14:29):

The wheel.

Sevan Matossian (14:30):

No, let’s say you, you, I guess. Yeah. I guess thank you. Uh, sorry. Not no Caleb. Yes. Caleb. Let’s say you invented the wheel and now you’re gonna invent the car. He’s basically realizing that all the stuff that was wrong with CrossFit or with fitness is all the stuff that’s wrong with science. And that’s why we’re hearing the most, the dumbest shit. Like that’s why everyone had to wear masks the last two years. That’s why people didn’t get Floyd 19. They didn’t get how he was. Right. Everyone should apologize to him. Everyone should apologize to him. Now he was right. It was consensus.

Speaker 4 (15:02):

That’s the same thing. Then I remember when all that stuff happened and like, I read what he, he replied and I’m like, why is everybody offended by the phrase Floyd 19? Like it was actually pretty on point.

Sevan Matossian (15:12):

Yeah. So, so the same people who were coming up with the protocol to deal with COVID were the same people who came up with the protocol with how to deal with racism in this country. And he was like, Hey, you guys are fucking everything up. And look what happened. We now know, uh, we know that the, that the cold isn’t a seasonal thing. That basically what happens is when people are put inside the that’s when the cold spreads. So it happens to seem like it’s seasonal because in the winter, everyone goes inside because it’s cold, but it has nothing to do with the cold. It has nothing to do with the winter. It has nothing to do with the summer. It’s just the, those are the behaviors of the human that allow the disease to spread quicker, quicker, quicker, faster. I know some people are be like, well, there’s more sun summer chill, relax.

Sevan Matossian (15:54):

So if you don’t understand what the problem is, which we didn’t and you quarantine people, you, you kill people. And that’s what happened that wasn’t science and Greg talks about that science is, is, comes from predictive value. It doesn’t come from consensus. If a thousand people tell you to quarantine and one person says it stupid those thousand people. Aren’t right. Look at all the people that believe in astrology, there’s no sense cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, that’s consensus cancer. Same with cancer. Oncology, not even a real, not even a real science. That’s gonna, that’s gonna upset a lot of people. I say that. But, but, but, but, but, but I’ll tell you what real science and, um, uh, me telling you that ha’s comment comes every two years and you, or when, however, often it comes and it’s gonna come in 30 days, six hours and four minutes.

Sevan Matossian (16:44):

And then it does come there. What that is is that’s a, that’s me understanding the way ha’s comment moves and me predicting. And then it actually happen happening that is science it’s BA it’s science is own only when something has a, um, a high predictive value or whatever has the most predictive value is the leading edge of science. So it used to be Newtonian. Gravity was the leading edge of the theory of gravity. The Einstein came along and he became up with general relativity to describe the, the actions of gravity. And now that’s the leading theory on how gravity works. And so sort of what he’s gonna try. That’s what not he’s going to, that’s what he did explain this weekend. He broke all of that down. He talked about where it went wrong. What are the consequences of, of not understanding what science is and thinking that consensus has to do with science?

Speaker 4 (17:30):

Yeah. It seemed like he really veered towards like the health niche in the last five years, for sure. Across it.

Sevan Matossian (17:36):

Yeah. It’s all. So, I mean, I mean, yeah, so that’s, I mean, I don’t know if you lived through it. I don’t know how old you are, but there was a time when everyone was saying that fat was bad and now, oh, you mean like,

Speaker 4 (17:49):

All you have to do is fat. You mean

Sevan Matossian (17:51):

That just this and everything turned to low fat, fat was bad and everything should be low fat.

Speaker 4 (17:56):


Sevan Matossian (17:56):

Right. And we, and we, and we’re paying dearly for that now.

Speaker 4 (18:00):


Sevan Matossian (18:01):

We’re paying dearly for that. Now what they did to all the foods is they pulled out the fat and that took away the flavor. So they added sugar and now look at our society. And if you don’t know what our society looks like, go look, go to Disneyland.

Speaker 4 (18:14):

<laugh> yeah. Watch that show, dude. That was hilarious, man. <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (18:17):

Oh man. Hey, you know what? There’s a guy who contacted me. Who’s coming on the show. I wish I could remember his name. He said he lost 120 pounds and he is, had it off for four years. I said, dude, you gotta come on the show. He said I’d love to. Yeah. Cancer’s just money. Yep. Yep. Yep.

Speaker 4 (18:32):

Hey, I appreciate it, man. I appreciate the time. And uh, been following you, dude. Keep, keep doing the good work brother.

Sevan Matossian (18:37):

Thank you. Hey, why do you have that, um, picture in your avatar of the fat kid?

Speaker 4 (18:41):

Oh man. I just picked it like seven years, eight years ago and I thought it was hilarious and I’ve just kept it since I’m not, that’s not me. And I’m not that fat. <laugh> okay. I am chubby, but I’m not that, are

Sevan Matossian (18:50):

You Asian?

Speaker 4 (18:52):

No. Is

Sevan Matossian (18:52):

That, is that kid agent in that picture?

Speaker 4 (18:55):

Yeah. I just picked it cause it was a funny fact kid eating something, which is I’m sure something you do not appreciate.

Sevan Matossian (19:01):

That’s fine. I’m I’m good with it. I good with it. I, I never forget who you are. That’s for sure. Because of that picture.

Speaker 4 (19:08):

Oh, nice brother. Nice. If you look up like bad agent kid, you’ll see. It’s it’s really, really sad. It’s like kid and totally his parents fault. It’s really bad. Oh great. But um, I dunno if he’s still alive or what? Cause that was a long time ago, but he brought us smoke

Sevan Matossian (19:21):

Cigarettes too.

Speaker 4 (19:23):

<laugh> maybe so maybe so

Sevan Matossian (19:24):

I did. Uh, okay. Thank you for calling brother. See you later.

Speaker 4 (19:27):

Thank you.

Sevan Matossian (19:28):

Bye. I did watch the fights tonight and I just that’s the reason why I kept pushing the show later and later and later, man, that last fight was nuts.

Caleb Beaver (19:36):

Five round five round who? And that was surprising.

Sevan Matossian (19:42):

Oh man. Is anyone else extremely disturbed by the bureau of information or whatever? The name of the Orian government free speech control is called. It is nuts. What’s going on?

Caleb Beaver (19:50):

You mean the KGB? Oh, I’m sorry. The, the RGB or

Sevan Matossian (19:54):

It is absolutely nuts. Let me see if I have, um, let me see if I have a clip on that to show that lady, you know, that lady was, uh, said that hunter Biden’s laptop. Wasn’t real. What? And now, yeah. And now she’s gonna be the one to control by the way. I’m reading that book now, hunter Biden’s laptop. I’m almost done with it by I um, what’s the lady’s name? Margaret divine. Can you pull that book up? Hunter Biden’s laptop or the, or the nightmare laptop or something?

Caleb Beaver (20:25):

Laptop from hell.

Sevan Matossian (20:27):

Oh yeah. Laptop from hell. Yeah. I’m almost done with it. Holy cow, man. I don’t know. It’s gonna be weird talking to you have GU. Now if you, you wanna get some really crazy insight into what’s going on in this country, you should, you should definitely read that book. It’s basically what happened is hunter Biden took his laptop to a store to have it. He didn’t come back within 90 days and then the, then they owned the laptop. The store ends up owning the laptop. And this was a couple years ago when Trump was running against Biden and um, the, uh, the, the new New York times, the media, the FBI, everyone’s like, no, this is just a, a, a Russian, um, device to try to manipulate our election. Everyone’s like, no, it’s not. That’s hunter Biden’s laptop anyway, flash forward to like two weeks ago. And, and, and you couldn’t talk about it on Twitter, Instagram or Facebook. Of course, no one was allowed to talk about it.

Caleb Beaver (21:26):

What about house? That’s Yon owns it.

Sevan Matossian (21:29):

And a couple weeks ago, the New York times said, oh shit, that laptop is real. That really is hunter Biden’s laptop. And if you wanna know what’s in that laptop, you should read that book and just be ready to have a massive dose of compassion for anyone who voted for, uh, Joe Biden. It is really, really bad. And, and it explains a lot of what’s going on in, uh, Ukraine right now is not. I mean, it’s, it’s, it’s just all the, all the shit that everyone’s been saying. It’s all, it’s all money. It’s all money laundering and bad deals. And I mean, uh, Joe took hunter to China to meet Gigi ping in 2013. And You, you gotta read the book. I should have been taking notes, but I, I almost don’t want to go down that rabbit hole with the show

Caleb Beaver (22:16):

Waits for tomorrow with Alex.

Sevan Matossian (22:18):

Yeah. Yeah. And, and I do have that in the notes. Hopefully he comes on. I, I, um, ha have you guys seen this movie? No safe spaces with Adam Corolla and Dennis Frager, no safe spaces. If you have not seen this movie, you must see this movie, no safe spaces By Adam Carola and Dennis Prager. And if you, if you, um, if you haven’t seen this movie and you have any liberal friends, any friends who are sitting on the fence, anyone who’s remotely woke, you have to go see this movie with them. You have to try to get them to see this no safe spaces.

Caleb Beaver (22:59):

Where’d you watch it

Sevan Matossian (23:00):

In my, in my living room.

Caleb Beaver (23:02):

No, I mean like what, what streaming service.

Sevan Matossian (23:04):

Oh, that’s a good question. I that’s a great question. I, I wanna say maybe Netflix,

Caleb Beaver (23:09):


Sevan Matossian (23:10):

It, it, it won’t defend anyone.

Caleb Beaver (23:12):

Brian Collins. That’s impressive. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (23:16):

It won’t, it won’t offend anyone, but, but it’s really eye opening. Hey, how are you doing

Caleb Beaver (23:22):

Ben Shap?

Speaker 4 (23:22):

Well, This is Alex. This is Alex. We watch you times,

Sevan Matossian (23:28):

Alex. Hi. Are, are you still are, do you have poisoning?

Speaker 4 (23:32):

No, no, No. Uh, enjoy listening. I enjoyed the content. I was actually at a competition Kansas city. My seven year got through place, so,

Sevan Matossian (23:47):

Oh, congratulations. Congratulations. You sound like an abusive, you sound like an abusive right wing. Uh, dad having your teaching, your kid about fitness and movement and, uh, struggle at such a young age.

Speaker 4 (23:58):

It, uh, it was awesome was, uh, in, at that too third. You,

Sevan Matossian (24:06):

Hey, um, what did the metal look like?

Speaker 4 (24:09):

Uh, it’s just, just, um, generic metal and then they put the, um, on the back of the, at it customized a little bit.

Sevan Matossian (24:23):

Yeah. Does it have some weight to it? Like he could swing at you and knock out a tooth?

Speaker 4 (24:27):

He probably could. Yeah, definitely is medal.

Sevan Matossian (24:30):

Is he super proud of it?

Speaker 4 (24:32):

He was stoked. Uh, he got third place. It was funny. Got third place in all three competition on today. Uh, and got third place and all three of, so it was good. He gave us all his first one, so awesome. That was the

Sevan Matossian (24:46):

Goal on the ride home. Did you, um, did you yell at him and tell him what a bitch he was for? Not getting first?

Speaker 4 (24:52):

No, he has a year to, so he was at six eight. And he’s like, just about, just about turn. So he would’ve not, but on the younger side.

Sevan Matossian (25:06):

Right. So, and that’s a huge discrepancy. So next year when he is like, like the oldest kid there, if he doesn’t, you’ll beat him in the car.

Speaker 4 (25:13):

Yeah. He’ll be, he’ll be good then <laugh>

Sevan Matossian (25:15):


Speaker 4 (25:16):

No, it was, uh, it was good. We’ve had a ton. Its I’ve had, uh, and believe in the quarter finals pretty just push.

Sevan Matossian (25:32):

I wanna keep talking to you, but your connection is so bad that you have to go. Oh,

Speaker 4 (25:37):


Sevan Matossian (25:37):

Love you. Bye

Speaker 4 (25:39):


Sevan Matossian (25:42):

And he seemed like he, he was, I’m only gonna talk to naked callers tonight. Wa zombie, Bruce Wayne, Sarah Cox. Hey, can you make it so that when someone donates money, it automatically pops up on the screen and, and whatever they wrote, like, we can hear what they said.

Caleb Beaver (26:01):

I’m not sure if it’ll be automatic, but I can at least click it just immediately say, Hey, wow,

Sevan Matossian (26:06):

No, you guys, no. Okay. Uh, um, I, I was watching, um, uh, gray ghost. Oh seven. Thank you. Alex Stein. 99 prime time. 99. That’s his, his slogan. Yeah. I was watching his show today and when he, When he, uh, gets money, it pops up on the screen and, and it re like a robot voice reads. It don’t have that. I don’t have that.

Caleb Beaver (26:30):

I don’t not that I’m aware of. No, I

Sevan Matossian (26:33):

Think it would be in YouTube. It would be in YouTube.

Caleb Beaver (26:36):

Hmm. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (26:38):

Uh, What, what is that? 4 95 Mertons

Caleb Beaver (26:43):

Um, Colton Martins decided to do almost 500 wall balls today. He did four. Well, he said he did four C, five, and then he recalculated and did and noted that he did 4 95. So I messaged him actually. And I said, Hey, did you just do five more just to say you did 500 for the day. Uh, and he said, no, I didn’t earn it. I didn’t earn the 500. I completed 4 95 because that was within the, the training that I had. And I only completed 4 95. So next time I complete this however many wall balls per email. Next I will, I will get 500. So that’s a goal for him. Um,

Sevan Matossian (27:30):

Did you understand, did you understand anything that you just said?

Caleb Beaver (27:34):


Sevan Matossian (27:34):

I know you were just translating what he said, but I don’t understand how did he not earn it?

Caleb Beaver (27:38):

Well, I think he just didn’t try hard enough

Sevan Matossian (27:41):

Is well, okay. So there was a limited amount of time and he only got four 90.

Caleb Beaver (27:44):

Yeah. So he did like an email, I guess. And so it only allowed, he only went fast enough to get 4 95. He did not go fast enough to get

Sevan Matossian (27:54):

530, 30, 30 pound ball.

Caleb Beaver (27:55):

Yeah. Yeah. And, and I think he posted, it was only, it was only, he was a 30 pound ball. So crazy. The dude’s gotta work. Oh, no, just kidding. It looks like a 20 pound ball there. So he’s got some work to do. You know, he is gotta get those 500. Uh, he’s still, I don’t think he’s game caliber yet. He’s really gotta, he’s gotta work on it.

Sevan Matossian (28:15):

He’s games, caliber. <laugh> Brian. Doesn’t think he’s going. I think he’s going.

Caleb Beaver (28:20):

I think you will too. I just like putting that little fire under his ass, cuz he’s from Iowa and I’m from Nebraska. So it’s a little bit of arrival where we got going there.

Sevan Matossian (28:29):

No safe spaces. Cross it off the list. Go see that movie. Uh,

Sevan Matossian (28:35):

Can you show the picture? Uh, 1 32. I thought this was a fascinating picture. It’s a picture of a, what looks like a bat at a baseball game. And it looks like the, um, guy who was on the mound swung at and uh, let go of the bat. And the bat went flying into the audience into the, where the fans are sitting and the guy gives a commentary of what what’s going on in there. He says in this photo, we see several, several interesting details. A child distracted by technology. That’s the part that stood out to me than most look at. Why does a young boy like that have a cell phone at a baseball game?

Caleb Beaver (29:13):

Nine name is a long time. I guess

Sevan Matossian (29:16):

If you, if you wanna ask me, your kid should not touch a cell phone until he is 15. I mean, what do I know? My oldest kid’s seven. Uh, number two, you see feminism is hiding cowardly. That’s a little harsh, but you see that there’s a woman who’s like, like out, making sure

Caleb Beaver (29:30):

A couple, but I get

Sevan Matossian (29:32):

It. She looks like she could get hit with the bat and take it too. She looks like she got an extra fitty 60, 70 on her to break the blow of that bat. Uh, and then an alpha male protecting the child against serious injury. I think that, I mean, I’m guessing that’s his dad and you see his dad puts his arm out and basically saves that child’s face that bat could have killed that kid. I mean, we don’t know how fast it’s going. If the pictures are set up, but let’s assume it was flying through the air. And then I really like this last one and two Jedi masters using force to stop.

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