#374 – Sevan’s CrossFit Show Idea, Torian Pro Vax Questions, and More

Sevan Matossian (00:03):

Bam. We’re live. Bam. We are live good morning. Good morning, Jamal. Jamal, I, you called in yesterday. Sorry, I didn’t answer. Sorry. I did not answer.

Caleb Beaver (00:15):

There’s a crazy echo. You

Sevan Matossian (00:16):


Sevan Matossian (00:16):

Like to record this computer screen. Uh, okay. Shit. I can’t do it. I, I’m not capable of sharing screens. I didn’t prepare right. Hello? Oops. I must have my password.

Mattew Ouza (00:29):

No, you sharing the

Sevan Matossian (00:29):

Screen with, I was going to uh, oh,

Caleb Beaver (00:32):

I can’t. There’s an echo.

Caleb Beaver (00:34):


Mattew Ouza (00:34):

Oh boy.

Sevan Matossian (00:36):

Uh, that number one. Can you guys play, uh, number, uh, uh, hi Caleb. Good morning. Good

Caleb Beaver (00:43):

Morning guys. Hear me?

Mattew Ouza (00:44):

I can hear you.

Caleb Beaver (00:45):

Yeah. That’s way better. There was a massive echo.

Sevan Matossian (00:47):

Something’s not right. How’s that better?

Caleb Beaver (00:50):


Sevan Matossian (00:51):

Okay. Uh, can you guys play number Boy? I have some interesting stuff to share with you guys today. Uh, number four, start the show with this. Good morning. Happy Easter, Adam. Happy Easter, Mr. Bruce Wayne, Jamal Smith. Matt burns Johanna seven by 88. And let it play. Here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:26):

When he speaks, he makes you wonder he doesn’t even know what wanna say. We know he likes

Sevan Matossian (01:40):

Joe Biden’s brain is on a, I couldn’t believe I found that. You’re welcome. You’re fucking welcome. Okay. Number five. Start the show with this. Let’s just blow our nut. This should be for tomorrow’s show, but let’s just, let’s just let it fly. Let’s let it fly. Jim kwando and LA Buenas Protection was hold me’s last night. He said how’s the, okay, here we go. Here we go. Here

Mattew Ouza (02:06):

We go.

Speaker 6 (02:08):

Sweet. Everybody’s looking over something.

Sevan Matossian (02:31):

Good morning. Who is this girl? I think I asked her to come on my, um, face, no podcast. Uh, I couldn’t get a response for her. I think she has like 2 million views. You know? I think Greg sent me a to her. He’s like, man, listen to this lady’s voice recently.

Mattew Ouza (02:47):

He’s probably famous on TikTok.

Sevan Matossian (02:49):

You hear about Renaissance men? That dude is a Renaissance man. Mr. Glassman, he does it all. He’s into it. All architecture, painting music. He’s into it like sci. I mean he’s really into science, physics, math. He loves math, math nut.

Mattew Ouza (03:07):

I also heard he’s a big fan of paper street coffee.

Sevan Matossian (03:09):

He is, he is, he doesn’t drink coffee, but if he did, he said told me that it would definitely

Mattew Ouza (03:13):

Be paper street.

Sevan Matossian (03:14):

It would be paper. I’ve never seen Greg drink a cup of coffee. Really? No, never. Not, not once. Doesn’t

Mattew Ouza (03:19):

He wake up early too?

Sevan Matossian (03:21):


Mattew Ouza (03:22):

Like the two go hand in hand. I wouldn’t,

Sevan Matossian (03:24):

He gets up. So he wakes the sun up. He is that guy. It’s not like, oh, he occasionally wakes up. It’s so funny when I see people like, uh, um, uh, there’s that one seal who always posts pictures of his clock. He’s not my cup of tea. Yes. Um,

Mattew Ouza (03:38):


Sevan Matossian (03:40):

When you’re an early riser, you know, early risers. And I see that shit. I’m just like

Caleb Beaver (03:48):

Jack off,

Sevan Matossian (03:49):

But I guess there’s a little bit for everyone, I guess, I guess, I guess like, you know, some people, Yeah, I guess. Yeah. That stuff like, come on, dude, really? But I guess that motivates hundreds of thousands of people to see his clocks, showing that he gets up early in the morning.

Caleb Beaver (04:04):

No shit.

Sevan Matossian (04:04):

Yeah. Gets home.

Caleb Beaver (04:07):

Watch one of his jujitsu camps.

Sevan Matossian (04:09):


Sevan Matossian (04:09):

With, after what happened to Joe Rogan? That, that dude’s response right there. That watch guy. I don’t need friends like that.

Mattew Ouza (04:15):

The watch guy,

Sevan Matossian (04:16):

Like I don’t need friends like that, go fuck yourself. His half-ass fucking like, I didn’t know. Joe Rogan was a fucking alcoholic drug abuser until that guy, um, came out and defended Joe, That that’s what his defense sounded like.

Mattew Ouza (04:29):

You can head over to Bob,

Sevan Matossian (04:31):

Devon. You’re considered an early riser. Ask my wife. I was early I’m I wake up always, always, but

Caleb Beaver (04:37):

Late today though,

Sevan Matossian (04:38):

Like this hard, like hard like wood I’m telling you. So I heard this last night. This is not from a credible source. Those of you who are into the CrossFit stuff. This is not from a credible source. And I would love for someone to just tell me to eat a Dick. So, and I

Mattew Ouza (04:57):

I’ll cue it up. Thank

Sevan Matossian (04:57):

You. The kid to eat a Dick.

Caleb Beaver (04:59):

Well, yeah,

Sevan Matossian (05:02):

But I heard that. I heard that Carra Saunders And Roy Dunn, You, I gotta wait till Caleb’s done swallowing this doop of whatever he put in his mouth before I say this, cuz he might choke on this. I don’t want, and I don’t want, I don’t wanna fuck

Caleb Beaver (05:19):


Sevan Matossian (05:21):

I heard that Kara Saunders and Roy Dunn. No, not that they’re dating. No, nothing like that. I heard that they are going to compete at the Dian pro and because they, what I’m about to say makes no sense. I, I want to tell you that, like at least I can’t make sense of it. It, so don’t get off like crazy and be like, Hey, that doesn’t make sense. I agree. Doesn’t make sense to me either. I’m I’m just, I’m just saying it don’t

Mattew Ouza (05:49):

Downplay our YouTube.

Sevan Matossian (05:50):

Yeah. I hate putting words together. That don’t make sense. But these aren’t, I didn’t put these ones together. Um, that, that car Saunders and Roy Dunn who are competing at the Torian pro since they are not vaccinated, the Torian pro will only be allowed half capacity. Now I did ask some questions, is that to protect them or the audience. And I could not get an answer. Maybe it’s not even true.

Mattew Ouza (06:15):

I’m from one. I’m excited about that because it should. They’re focused on um, oh, safety. They’re focused on safety athlete,

Caleb Beaver (06:22):

Safety athlete,

Mattew Ouza (06:23):

Safety. Yeah. Which in the past, a lot of these things haven’t been focused on athlete safety. So

Sevan Matossian (06:29):

Dear world, I want you to know something. Dear planet, dear other countries, besides the United States, I know it scares the shit outta you. When you see the United States falling apart, you’re like, oh my God, what a joke?

Mattew Ouza (06:42):

What chance do we have?

Sevan Matossian (06:43):

Yeah, but I, but, but, but I must say this dear Australia to watch how stupid you guys are has, has, has broken our heart. Because we kind of think that about you. We always thought that about you. We thought you were the cool kids. Like your chicks, like get drunk and run around topless. And your dudes are just free spirited. And like, you know, like getting scrums together, like you expressed yourselves, your, you drink at a big beer cans and shit. We always thought you were cool. The weather was great. You had nice bodies, steroids wasn’t frowned upon. It was just part of the fucking, just throw it in your Cheerios. But man, to see how dumb you fuckers are, you guys are fucking, Oh my God. And by the way, I saw a documentary the other day talking about the lockdown about how, um, uh, California was locked down. You have to know that that’s a lie. Like maybe those nut balls in LA did that. No one ever lock me down. If I was went to a park and there was yellow tape saying police line, I cut that shit off of me. And my kids went in. No one tells anyone. No one’s telling anyone what to do here. Yeah.

Mattew Ouza (07:48):

Can’t stop on.

Sevan Matossian (07:49):

Stop. Step on that. Can’t be true. They both traveled to the games last year and needed to be vaccinated down of the us. Oh Alberta. I hear you. Maybe, maybe that wasn’t um, in place last year. Yeah. Daniel. That’s exactly what I, that was my response too. I don’t know. Roy’s done that well and, but I do know carons a little better and I don’t think she would get vaccinated Fucking step on. I understand someone needs to be fucking,

Mattew Ouza (08:17):

Hey Dick

Sevan Matossian (08:18):

Butter, someone fucking me. I got some kids, but listen, I, I feel like I stole Nunley’s line Justin NUS line. This is just crazy. If, if the, to, if they really do events like that and supposedly they’re trying to hide that by the way. That’s not supposed to, like, I’m not supposed to say

Mattew Ouza (08:34):

That. Well, we’ll know when it airs out.

Sevan Matossian (08:35):

So all 78 of you listening to the show right now, don’t say anything.

Mattew Ouza (08:39):

Keep it between us. Yeah. And everybody else viewing it.

Sevan Matossian (08:43):

I’m dying to know. I’m dying to know if that’s true. I’m dying to know if that’s true. That, what do you think Susan or Caleb? Who do you think let’s say it is true. Who do you think that’s to protect? Is that to them or the, what does even vaccinated have anything to do with how many people you put in a stadium? What do, what do those people think that the vaccine mitigates?

Caleb Beaver (09:04):

Well, you know, when you have athletes who are breathing very heavily and a, and ALO space like that, you know, it could just like go into the, into the, a air molecules and everybody could start breathing that in

Sevan Matossian (09:17):

And then not could not could

Caleb Beaver (09:19):

Maybe like

Sevan Matossian (09:21):

Is going to get COVID They’re all. Hey, I, every, every single CrossFit event I’ve ever heard of is a super spreader event. I mean, I wouldn’t, I didn’t used to not talk that shit when Dave was over there and that would suck if Dave ever went back to cross six, I’d have to stop talking shit. But, um, that the games last year was a full blown, super spreader event. Everyone knows it every like, no, one’s like, no, it wasn’t. I mean,

Mattew Ouza (09:42):

Every first major event where a lot of people got together was a super spreader

Sevan Matossian (09:45):

Event. Yeah. It’s like who caress?

Mattew Ouza (09:47):

A lot of,

Sevan Matossian (09:47):


Caleb Beaver (09:48):

It’s the same with the Olympics.

Sevan Matossian (09:50):

I’ve had COVID for two, everybody

Caleb Beaver (09:52):

On everybody gets STDs and everybody gets a cough and a gold.

Sevan Matossian (09:56):

Um, you, speaking of STDs, Caleb, I heard, uh, she may have had the first two vaccines cross fit lit fit. Liz. Um, you think she has a good body? Is that a girl named Liz cross fit? Liz? She may have had the first two vaccines, but not of had the booster. So she wouldn’t be classed as fully vaccinated if that was the case, depending on one her. Oh, okay.

Mattew Ouza (10:19):


Sevan Matossian (10:20):

Okay. I mean, we know, I I’ve played that clip many times on the show where the CEO of Pfizer says that the first two shots hardly work. If at all, that’s verbatim. By the way, CEO of Pfizer made $38 billion selling something that doesn’t work hardly works. If at a all Wow.

Mattew Ouza (10:39):

Sounds about our government.

Sevan Matossian (10:41):

Wow. You stood in line to get an injection that hardly works. If at all,

Caleb Beaver (10:50):

There wasn’t a line at our hospital.

Sevan Matossian (10:52):

My, my, my, my penis hardly works or my penis all always works. If, if My penis always work, almost always works yet. I’ve never seen it fail. Maybe I that’s a I’m gonna, my penis is the opposite of the vaccine, the opposite of the vaccine. It always, it always worked, but there’s like, I heard it could fail, but it has not. Shouldn’t the vaccine be as like, as good as a helicopter, like you can’t have a helicopter, like kind of work. Right? What if helicopters worked as good as the vaccine

Caleb Beaver (11:28):

Helicopters kind of work all the time? Like, it’s a complete anomaly because I mean, half the time it shouldn’t work, but then it does. And then when it doesn’t work, it still works.

Sevan Matossian (11:39):

The helicopter.

Mattew Ouza (11:41):

What about, what about here? Hailey’s comment.

Sevan Matossian (11:45):

If it’s my wife, Hailey, I don’t wanna read it. Okay.

Mattew Ouza (11:47):

Here’s no, it’s not. It’s

Sevan Matossian (11:48):

It’s like those silent concert where they won’t let the audience sing along for fear of spreading COVID yet they packed in stadiums. It’s crazy. Is that real? Is that real? Those

Caleb Beaver (11:57):

Were, those were a thing before COVID even happened. Like you could like go to like a silent disco and like you just wear headphones and you like dance around or whatever.

Mattew Ouza (12:04):

No, no, no, but she’s but she’s saying they’re not allowed to sing.

Caleb Beaver (12:07):

Oh yeah.

Mattew Ouza (12:08):

They’re not allowed to sing along.

Sevan Matossian (12:09):

That’s like the white house said recently when they saw, there was a picture of either Pelosi or Kamala kissing Joe Biden and shaking his hand. And they said that and whoever was whoever it was had COVID at the time. And they said, it’s no big deal because of the 15 minute rule, dude. That’s like, that’s like the shit your kids do, you know when they drop food and they’re like 10 minute rule, ten second rule. It’s like, dude, you do just kissed him.

Mattew Ouza (12:36):

The rules don’t apply to them.

Sevan Matossian (12:38):

Uh, Seon, can you get Kara on? I can get her off. I know that we had her on to try. Yeah. Yeah. I’ll reach out to her. I’d love to reach out to her. She’s cool. Shit. She’s easy. Throwing the category as Josh bridges, hunter MacIntyre, car Saunders. Easiest guest you could have. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. To and pro please, please. Someone tell me if that’s, uh, if that’s true. Oh, here we go. OK. Let’s do we haven’t even put the phone number? I know that’s

Mattew Ouza (13:11):

What I was gonna say.

Sevan Matossian (13:12):

This is, this is someone that loves us, Mr. Smith.

Mr. Smith (13:16):

Uh, good morning, Thomas. How are

Sevan Matossian (13:17):

You? Good morning. Long time. It’s been a long time.

Mr. Smith (13:20):

I know. I know I’ve missed you. I’ve seen you. I just haven’t heard much.

Sevan Matossian (13:24):

Nice. You, you had your cup of coffee yet today?

Mr. Smith (13:27):

I have not. I have not, but I woke up just because I need to ask.

Sevan Matossian (13:34):

Okay. I thought you were gonna say you woke up just cuz you need to ask But ask me,

Mr. Smith (13:39):

But that’s all of that’s all of us.

Sevan Matossian (13:42):

Okay. Yes.

Mr. Smith (13:43):

So who I

Sevan Matossian (13:45):

Morning to get asked and ask you a question.

Mr. Smith (13:48):

Yes. So I, I was type how to get started or you know, what are some good ways to befriend some of the games, athletes, you know, stuff like that,

Sevan Matossian (14:08):

Uh, um, get into the car space in terms of what like, like if tos to work out SU should get, answer that question. If it’s to it means mediators get KA and David’s doer’s phone number. Maybe I’m the, maybe on your dude,

Mr. Smith (14:19):

Uh, on the media side,

Sevan Matossian (14:22):

Uh, you know what, I, I

Mattew Ouza (14:26):

Apparently don’t need a lot of views to become popular. So that’s a good news for you. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (14:29):

Yeah. I wanna, I wanna show you, um, so, so there’s a guy, coffee, wads and pods. And I was, I was scrolling his Instagram account the other day. Uh, not the other day, last night at 10:50 PM. And I was check, he got a new studio built for his podcast and it’s really cool. Well, I’ll play the clip from that. Um, or maybe you could play it now. It’s number. It’s moving on up. It’s number 70. Can you play number 70? What’s this guy’s name? Ethan. Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter from coffee, WIS and pods. I was on this podcast. I was on episode 111. That would be the person to definitely ask the question. Cuz did he, did he have a start outside of it or he just start the podcast and to start grinding? I don’t know his, can you see your screen Jamal?

Mr. Smith (15:13):


Sevan Matossian (15:14):

So that, that, that dude just did that to a wall in his house, which I’m gonna tell you makes me envious. Yeah. That’s I just got a pile of shit behind me. I mean, not today. Now I’m on vacation. I got my mobile setup, which is dope, but um, that’s really, I mean, so he, so he’s done 200 and I noticed like I can’t get Fraser like on my podcast for the life. I mean, this guy’s had him on twice in the last two months.

Sevan Matossian (15:39):

So maybe that’s you put in a good word for us. Come on, man. Yeah. Um, uh, so it, I guess it depends on what you wanna do. Um, yeah, that’s what I was gonna, I always just think of how I did it and how, uh, Lilian Fuentes did it and how Matt Suza did it. Like basically just go to events and volunteer and try to get us, get, get close to someone whose work you like. So if like Lilian Fuentes is a filmmaker, if you like her, contact her and be like, Hey, can, what events are you gonna go to? And can I just be just your dude, but being someone’s dude is hard, man, if you wanna do it good, there’s no like you won’t leave. When you go to one of those events, there’s a chance that the person you thought you were helping the whole time will hate you half the people, whoever, whoever helped me by the end, I hate them. Oh, that’s good to know. Yeah. So I mean, if you’re you’re and it’s because, you know, like they, they just, they just don’t pull through. They’re not focused enough. So they think they’re helping you, but they end up being just drama for you or extra work for you or, you know, so, um, what, what, in what capacity did you wanna do it?

Mr. Smith (16:46):

Um, that’s I’m sure because I, I, I, I, a lot, lot of podcasts videos following their different athletes, I, their coaches and stuff like that. So, you know, I realize I do have a, of, you know, trying to dig deeper into space.

Sevan Matossian (17:09):

I have something I have. So you could just take over ready?

Mr. Smith (17:15):


Sevan Matossian (17:16):

Do you, there there’re these sites that’re like called like MMA junkie or MMA. And they’re just these, if you type in UFC into, into YouTube, these videos will pop up and their 10 minute videos and they come out every single day and it’ll be like, I it’ll be like, uh, Colby, Covington, um, gets his tooth repaired after. So, and so knocks it out then, like the guy just says that and it’s like a three minute clip or a three second clip. And then it’ll be like, Dana, Dana white today. Um, talks about his favorite meal is pizza. And then it plays that. And it’s the, it’s basically what Craig Richie does, but does it? Well, Craig Richie’s thing is, is 12 minutes long and 11 minutes and 58 seconds of him just sucking himself off. I do not know how anyone watches that shit, but these MMA ones, there’s none of that. Don’t E and the memes guy does that too. Don’t ever put yourself in it. Like they think that’s why everyone, that, that’s why that guy has 400,000 subscribers. And I have 3000 and he has to ride my Dick because the 3000 that we have are stronger than the 400,000 he has, because he, he, he doesn’t realize why people are there. The people are there to see his memes and to hate on him. Like they never seen anything so woke and illogical and targeted

Sevan Matossian (18:28):

He’s in love. Yeah. But, but so, but you, and, but, but you could be like the like, and so they’re desperate. So they, they get attracted to people like him or to Craig Richie. I mean, Craig, Richie’s at least positive. I’ll give him that. I shouldn’t say at least that’s a great aspect of him. He’s super positive. Always smiling. His chicks smoke hot. Like it’s good. I, I, I shouldn’t pile him up with the, with the other, with the dude who who’s just a, a vapid pit of darkness and hate. But, um, but, uh, but I would just, I would just start, I would follow, like I would start an Instagram account and follow like a thousand people, the biggest influencers in the space, you know, a thousand of them and every day, try to make a short video. That’s 10 minutes long and put it up. That’s the base, just a quick commentary, just a quick little highlight of what everyone’s doing that will explode, dude. Yeah.

Mattew Ouza (19:17):

That’s actually a

Sevan Matossian (19:17):

Good idea. There’s nobody doing that. It will be huge. It will be the biggest thing in the space. You’ll overtake everybody.

Mattew Ouza (19:24):

And then you don’t have to come up with your own content. You could actually use their content for your content.

Sevan Matossian (19:29):

How come it says you’re muted, but I can hear, hear you

Mattew Ouza (19:32):

Because I mute my own mic because I’m using the mic that’s plugged in too

Sevan Matossian (19:34):

Far. Oh, to the roader, correct? Yeah. So like, it would be like, um, Craig Richie smiles 354 times today in his video, seven, um, calls out spits and kikes today on his video car, SAS, quads are bigger now than they’ve ever been. You know what I mean? It’s just like a con, do you just go down the line? Me meme guy, me guy gets exhausted from riding someone’s cock and dies of dehydration. I mean, you just go down the line of just shit and just like put it all.

Mattew Ouza (19:59):

Yeah. Andrew Hiller in there too. Cause he’s, he’s the popular one to ride

Sevan Matossian (20:02):

That way. Richy rich Froning gets a divorce. And then, and then in there you put April fools, you know, that’s, that’s get the, but if you wanna know, click bait, you just ask those other dudes. But,

Mr. Smith (20:12):

And, and how many times a day do I say? Uh, breaking news.

Mattew Ouza (20:17):

Right, right. Right. Many times as it takes as many times as it

Sevan Matossian (20:19):

Takes, I’m telling you this idea, this idea probably Hiller’s listening right now. He probably already put together the first video. He’s like, damn,

Mattew Ouza (20:26):

It’s halfway through it.

Sevan Matossian (20:27):

That’s why seven was cheap marketing officer for the fastest growing company in the history of planet earth. I was, I was feeling sorry for that lady, Erin again, over there.

Mattew Ouza (20:37):

The ways lady,

Sevan Matossian (20:37):

Just all. Yeah. All those people. Andrew w I feel sorry for anyone who’s in the media space over there that has to fill my shoes. I mean that with peace and love and humility, Everyone there knows you’re you’re not one, 100th of me, everyone.

Mattew Ouza (20:54):

Odd. Zombie’s giving you some love. Come work for the evening. Wipe

Sevan Matossian (20:57):

Down. Thank you. I will. I will. Thank you.

Mattew Ouza (21:00):

Thank you. I think he’s talking to Jamal, not you. Thank

Sevan Matossian (21:02):

You. And I want, go ahead, Jamal, go ahead. Sorry.

Mr. Smith (21:06):

No, I like I was saying, I knew I came to the right person cause you know, I I’ve trying stuff. That stuff, that scenes.

Sevan Matossian (21:27):

Yeah. I mean, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. I hope I hope that, um, I will, I will say this about the, the, the, all those people in that space. I, we all inspire each other to make stuff like the meme guy inspires me to say funny shit. Um, Craig Richie inspires me. I mean his followings fucking awesome. All I, and I hope that I do the same for everyone else. I hope it’s just one giant ball of inspiration. And we were all just like feeding off of each other. Um, the guy I spoke about yesterday, um, at the morning chalk up wrote that article. That made absolutely no sense. Um, I mean, I’m thankful I really, truly am thankful. Like I got excited when I see that like part of me inside is like, thank you, Patrick. Um, Whatever Hank Hanker chip Patrick Hanker

Mattew Ouza (22:12):

Chip. That was it. Patrick Hanker.

Sevan Matossian (22:15):

So, so, um, so someone just needs to ride all our dicks. Someone just needs to be like, this is what’s going on. Yeah. Seon cannot stop talking bad shit about Craig Richie. Like make that your highlight and then she’ll play that clip. You

Mattew Ouza (22:27):

Just, just do the best of, like you already said it. You just take a piece, the piece of content from each one of the people that are already creating, creating media in the space and then just put it together as a short little, like, what’d you miss this week? And then once you get the following, you could start to branch out and kind of do your own stuff off of that.

Sevan Matossian (22:41):

But don’t do it too soon. I don’t know about that. I don’t agree with what Susan said. Don’t put yourself in it unless you’re funny and awesome didn, unless you’re amazing like me

Mattew Ouza (22:51):

Like his own. Okay. Yeah, you’re right.

Mr. Smith (22:54):

Okay. And my last question is

Sevan Matossian (22:56):

I would like someone to draw a picture of Andrew Hiller and I in the 69, just had a vision of that Two adversaries worrying.

Mr. Smith (23:05):

My only other Devon is as far as for video, what is the basic thing that I can start with and then build up to,

Sevan Matossian (23:16):

I mean, fuck man, there’s these CA you’re asking, I’m go ahead, Caleb. Why?

Caleb Beaver (23:21):

I said pull it up on YouTube. That’s what I did. Just find a video editor that you like using and just start like looking up how to do shit, like figure out the shortcuts to the stuff. So it makes it faster. Use the program, just chop up random shit. Like that’s basically how I picked up on doing it. It’s just watching YouTube videos or, I mean, you can ask maybe DM some people every once in a while that make good videos. I know, uh, Christian Harris posted, uh, something a while back in his Instagram of like the apps that he uses to edit videos and stuff like that. And I use probably half of those, like there’s like splice and rush and all that shit. And you can just throw every video clip you’ve ever made and just throw it into a project and creative from there.

Sevan Matossian (24:06):

Um, Craig white says he uses InShot, but a fucking violent anarchist. Like him, everything he uses has to happen. It’s like in knife, InShot in fucked, in, killed in like, so like, I don’t know if you should take his advice. Um, there, um,

Sevan Matossian (24:24):

The, you gotta ask someone who’s your younger, they know what they’re doing. They don’t even actually have to be younger in age, but like that Justin, none like so many of these, like we had the guy, um, sorry, I’m all over the place. Who’s the guy we had on the raw, the eats raw meat guy, John, John, that guy has two fucking or three accounts with over a million or maybe 2 million subscribers. And they’re all meme accounts. And he does all his shit on his phone, the younger generation. That’s the thing. That’s why like old people shouldn’t be present in the United States. Like, I’m almost like, like I have like five years left to me for, I should just be th I’m only capable now of talking into unto the podcast. I shouldn’t be doing any of the technical stuff. There’s some 12 year old who can do it better than me already.

Sevan Matossian (25:02):

So Jamal, you gotta find someone like, like that. Justin Nunley guy ask him, he uses the guy we had on, I mean, he’s exploding 5 million followers on TikTok in three months. So, and, and maybe that’s the way you do it, dude. They use that, um, that, that method of stitching, they get their brain into the stitching thing. So you play a clip from Craig Richie, and then you talk about what he just said, you play a clip from someone the seven, then you say, then you talk about what he said and you stitch ’em all together like that. I don’t know. You find even a whole new format, but if you go to go to YouTube and type in UFC, you’ll see all the TMZ shows for UFC, they’ll be like 20. And then the next thing what’s really exploded the podcast as of recently is, um, is, is childish and superficial. This sounds, these picture that, um, will bra that is making the thumbnails is fucking taking shit to the next level. So what you gonna do? What’s you gonna do?

Mr. Smith (26:00):


Sevan Matossian (26:00):

It’s not enough just to be G amazing like me.

Mr. Smith (26:04):

I know, I know. I, you can even be asked facial hair that people are really drawn to. I think they don’t know what’s the bond they’re getting.

Sevan Matossian (26:13):

Yeah. I put the goo in it today. I was kind of embarrassed the way I looked at you. I’m kind of embarrassed the way I look, period, but I’m, I’m, I’m fighting through it. I, I, I was inspired by raw yesterday. Um, he made a post raw earth. Ronnie Teesdale made a post basically saying, look at Caleb jumps to action. He made a post saying that, um, he, he hasn’t cut any hair on his body in four years. It’s like, yeah. Like, why would I not try that? Even my huge Dick would vanish in four years. If I didn’t trim the pues, it would be crazy. Look at him.

Mattew Ouza (26:52):

Has he ever tucked into his sweatshirt?

Sevan Matossian (26:54):

You know, he has his own, you know, he has his own unique smell, too

Mattew Ouza (27:00):


Sevan Matossian (27:02):

I haven’t sh I haven’t shaved anywhere or cut my hair in four years. First reason to amplify the effects of technology produced by the hair of my body. I don’t know what that means. But second reason was to be able to perceive myself as I was designed. I mean, that’s some great Glassman shit. There’s no way,

Mr. Smith (27:18):

Pretty much.

Sevan Matossian (27:22):

All right. Thanks, Jamal. Let me know. Um, Hey, if you’re gonna do that, um, the thing you need to do to too is there’s this crew of people on here who are cool as shit. Like if, if you have, if you need help or you want ideas, ask wa zombie, or ask me, or ask will or ask Kayla or ask Susan, there’s a ton of people on here ask Heidi, man. I mean, her, her, um, Instagram, the fake up on podcast is crazy. Find other people out here, ask Andrew Hiller. Every all these people are nice. Like as much as you guys see Andrew Hiller and I fuck with each other, like if I had a question for him, like, Hey, how did you do that on YouTube? He responds to me right away and I would do the same for him. Like, we’re all just creators out there. Just everyone. Everyone’s cool as shit. They’ll share ideas with you. And this crew on here in general knows at the, that rising tides raise all ships. So if you do launch something like that, just make sure you come on here and tell me. And even if we pull it up and just talk mad shit about it, it’ll get you some followers.

Mr. Smith (28:18):

Right? I just gotta remember that. Um, I have to hit the follower quote before I’m actually able to come on.

Sevan Matossian (28:24):

Nah, you’re good. You you’re, you’re an early, early, you get to come on just with one follower. If you launch anything, think we’ll bring it on and tear it up.

Mr. Smith (28:32):

Awesome. Thank you. Thank you guys.

Sevan Matossian (28:34):

All right, brother. Have a good one. Thanks for calling. Get some coffee. All

Mr. Smith (28:36):

Right. You too. Bye.

Sevan Matossian (28:42):

A Kester bomb. What, what is that picture? He’s holding a dog up in the air.

Mattew Ouza (28:48):

No, he is actually doing a dumbbell snap in front of a garage door, but it does look like he’s holding a dog in the air,

Sevan Matossian (28:53):

Like up here, like on his shoulder.

Mattew Ouza (28:54):

Yeah. Yeah. It definitely does. Sometimes those small little,

Sevan Matossian (28:59):

Like he’s about the Plex. A dog. Yeah.

Mattew Ouza (29:00):

It’s good for girls cuz normally as long as you’re like a girl in there, we think you look hot, the pictures so small doesn’t matter if you already

Sevan Matossian (29:09):

So snot Mr. Corey H

Mattew Ouza (29:13):

Snotty boy.

Mr. Corey (29:14):

Hey, what’s

Sevan Matossian (29:14):

Up? Hey, what’s up? Good morning, brother.

Mr. Corey (29:17):

Um, Hey, first off I wanna say thank y’all. Um, I’m the one who that had that Matt put on one of the, uh, previous Oak farms.

Mattew Ouza (29:27):

Oh, right on. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (29:30):

That one.

Mr. Corey (29:31):

I, Yeah, he probably didn’t get it to you.

Sevan Matossian (29:34):

Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he, did he did. He did. Thank you. Thank you. Sorry. I got it. Got it. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes. Kept all the coffee for myself though. He did.

Mr. Corey (29:43):

Yes. Shocker. No, I

Sevan Matossian (29:45):

Figure it’s not his fault. He, he does live far from me. Like it’s, it’s an ordeal for us to get together. It’s like only 70 or 80 or 90 miles, but the traffic is nuts.

Mr. Corey (29:55):

Yeah. I figure and I something for will. So.

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