#1046 – Live Call In | Don’t Be Scared

Mattew Souza (00:00):

20 minutes ago.

Sevan Matossian (00:02):

It’s pretty wild. Bam. We’re live. It is.

Mattew Souza (00:08):

I shit. Just a moment ago, but saw just a face, but I woke up this morning in my phone’s butt. I got 109 text messages right now to go

Sevan Matossian (00:15):

Through since you went to sleep and woke up.

Mattew Souza (00:18):


Sevan Matossian (00:18):

Dude, that video, if I may, should start with that sound effect that a bomb makes when it drops. Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. Andrew fucking dropped a nuke.

Mattew Souza (00:42):

Oh boy.

Sevan Matossian (00:44):

My goodness. How did they hire someone like that? I want to call Don and be like, Hey, how did that dude get hired? Did anybody vet that dude?

Mattew Souza (00:56):

Yeah, the board did it. Checked his resume.

Sevan Matossian (00:58):

You don’t think Don hires that guy? You think the board hires that guy?

Mattew Souza (01:01):

I think the board hires that guy. I think the board hires everybody.

Sevan Matossian (01:04):

I’m going to say some, just some just crazy shit. Harvard strike one. Seattle strike two. Strike

Mattew Souza (01:11):

Four. You click

Sevan Matossian (01:13):

Bar methods strike three. Concerned about affiliates. Strike four. Sir, there’s only three strikes in this game. It’s baseball, dude. Oh man. Testosterone level below 100. I’m not even trying to be mean. Dude. Face doesn’t something wrong with his face. Your face doesn’t move. Right. It’s five six. For those of you who don’t know. Shit, what did I miss? Andrew Hiller dropped CrossFit hired a new affiliate director and it’s got to be fucking satire. It cannot be real. Yes, yes. Jillian Michael’s now VP of the Games. Yes. You know what? Like that dude. It’s like that. It’s fucking, this organization has no values, I guess anymore besides, I guess, I mean I know Dave and Nicole have values, strong values, but I guess, I mean, I didn’t have values until a few years ago. I didn’t even know what values were. I think Rich and Sarah Sigma’s daughter had to introduce me to values. I was a deeply religious, spiritual. I’m a deeply spiritual man with no values.

Mattew Souza (02:26):


Sevan Matossian (02:27):

I think I had kids and I got some values

Mattew Souza (02:29):

That would make sense.

Sevan Matossian (02:30):

Dude, you’re going to fucking trip on this when you see this, when you see what they hired to run affiliates, you are going to trip.

Mattew Souza (02:39):

Yeah. I can’t wait to see Andrew’s video.

Sevan Matossian (02:45):

I’m really What are your values?

Mattew Souza (02:51):

Decent question. Shut

Sevan Matossian (02:53):

This door. What are my values? Should they just roll off my tongue? Should I not open that until were just fucking until I have ’em rock solid.

Mattew Souza (03:04):

Yeah, it doesn’t count until you could just rattle ’em off super quick.

Sevan Matossian (03:08):

The immediate thing is to do what’s best for my kids at any cost. To put my kids before me at all times to maintain integrity and by integrity is to be honest, even when I can’t be honest, to be honest about my dishonesty. So an example of that would be to when I can’t accept things, accept the fact, be compassionate towards myself and accept the fact that there’s so things I can’t accept. Yeah. Hey, this is crazy. All of a sudden, Austin Mallo looks like a king next to this dude. That is true.

Mattew Souza (03:47):

Yep, that is true. Classic. One of those like, oh, anybody would be better than this guy and then they bring the guy you thought would be better and they’re like, okay, wait, we’ll take the old guy back.

Sevan Matossian (03:57):

I suspect, I don’t know this for sure, but I suspect Austin Mallo was a good dude that got a little lost and then started trying to play corporate and business and kind of lost his way, was enjoying the fact of just playing business. But I think through and through, if he cut ’em open, he bleeds a CrossFitter

Mattew Souza (04:13):


Sevan Matossian (04:13):

He has the values of he’s gone through hardship and he has the values of personal responsibility, personal accountability, and that helping people is the, I don’t know, highest form and happiest form of life when sort of this abandonment of ego, but this guy, the bar method. Oh no. Who thought that was that dude VP off to a bad start. Dude, not even a bad start. He’s toast. That dude’s toast. That dude gets let go today.

Mattew Souza (04:50):

Did you see that other comment? A couple helmets up?

Sevan Matossian (04:52):

No. Where is it?

Mattew Souza (04:54):

Goodwill Racing.

Sevan Matossian (04:56):

Oh, will you pull it up for me or do I want to read it first? The new VP of affiliates calling CrossFit Dangerous is wild. Yeah, dude, I don’t know if he used the word dangerous, but he said he’s concerned about just CrossFit gyms just opening up and Did you see the smirk on the host’s face? You could tell they all, they both hate CrossFit. It’s a childish, passive aggressive shot that he took at CrossFit when he was at the bar method. The bar method.

Mattew Souza (05:31):

The bar method.

Sevan Matossian (05:35):

Hey, I don’t have a problem with ballet. I really don’t. I think it’s cool, but it’s not as cool as basketball. Do you know what I mean?

Mattew Souza (05:43):


Sevan Matossian (05:43):

For sure. Basketball is like, holy fuck, that’s ballet. It’s like hip hop in dance. It’s hip hop and ballet makes it fused into one and you got to have a ball that’s got to go in this hole. The bar method. Holy, is this guy black, gay, blue hair or a dwarf? All fair questions. Yeah, totally fair. He’s from Seattle. He’s not black. He doesn’t look black. I don’t look black either, but I’m black. But Shelby, Neil’s black blade’s Black. There’s some black dudes around Judy’s Asian. I don’t know if he’s gay or not. I don’t know if you looked at Susa. I don’t want to use me when he’s a regular dude. Would you think he’s gay? Has anyone got gay vibes from Susie? Is anyone just like, Hey, that dude’s gay. Call her. Hi. Hey, call her. Hello? Oh shit. Hold on. Hold on. Of course, of course. Road caster two. The biggest piece of shit. The only choice we have, but also the biggest shit in the business. Hold on a second. Maybe it’s the computer’s fault. Maybe it’s the computer’s fault caller. Hi. Hey, I got a question for you.

Speaker 3 (07:15):

You got me?

Sevan Matossian (07:16):

Yeah. Hey, I got a question for you. Do you ever have, not gay? Not gay. Do have any, have you ever thought Susan might be gay even once?

Speaker 3 (07:27):


Sevan Matossian (07:28):

Okay. Well, when I saw the affiliate director, I thought maybe he’s gay. That was one of my first thoughts. Oh, maybe that guy’s gay. He’s got, if you

Speaker 3 (07:35):

Caught straight away then

Sevan Matossian (07:36):

Justin Berg, when you see Justin Berg, you think maybe he’s gay.

Speaker 3 (07:40):

Yeah, maybe Justin Berg may be gay.

Sevan Matossian (07:42):

I don’t mean that in the, oh shit. Garrity says bisexual. Oh, beta sexual. Susa beta sexual. No, I don’t think, I just don’t get, I think, yeah, I don’t mean it in a bad way at all.

Speaker 3 (07:56):

Su is not gay, but he’s definitely able to be around naked dudes and not worry about it.

Sevan Matossian (08:02):

Yeah, like a sports guy though. Yeah, for sure. Yeah,

Mattew Souza (08:05):

I’d snap a few towels in the locker room, but nothing

Sevan Matossian (08:08):

It nothing by it. But you can’t see a dick in his mouth. You never thought, oh, he, yeah, I’ve known anything. He doesn’t experiment even. Yeah, I don’t see him as gay either at all. Even a tiny bit. But

Speaker 3 (08:21):

Who said he was

Sevan Matossian (08:22):

No one? I’m just trying to give the, someone asked me if the new affiliate director was gay and I’m like, I don’t know if he’s gay, but when I saw him, that entered my mind. Maybe I was attracted to him. I don’t know what the mechanism was. I didn’t see the thoughts as they piled in, but I did think for a second, oh, this dude’s gay. But I’ve never thought that about Susa, but I’m trying to think. Lemme think who else I’ve thought that about or just like I see dudes, I’ll have a thought like, oh, that dude probably jerks off a lot. Or that dude’s got a porn habit or, I see Andrew Hiller. I’ve never thought Andrew Hiller’s gay. You know what I mean? No, no. Or Pedro. Pedro is not, I’m trying to think of anyone on the team is gay. Is this Gabe or Jethro?

Speaker 3 (09:07):


Sevan Matossian (09:08):

Yeah. I’ve never thought of you as gay or Gabe is gay. I’m trying to think. One of my best friends from elementary school I thought might be gay, and then I found out he was gay. That’s when I found out I was gay. Anyway, hi, how are you?

Speaker 3 (09:30):

I want to bring up a, I’m good. How are you?

Sevan Matossian (09:32):

I’m good. John Young? No, John Young is not gay. John Young’s barely heterosexual. John Young may be just

Speaker 3 (09:40):

John Young can pass for gay when he wears the white beater.

Sevan Matossian (09:44):

Wow. Wow.

Speaker 3 (09:48):

Kind of like what’s his face from Queen when he was performing in that wife beater. Freddy Mercury.

Sevan Matossian (09:57):

Taylor might be little. Taylor could have a little gay in him. The thumb,

Speaker 3 (10:04):

He’s always tucking his nuts between his legs.

Sevan Matossian (10:06):

Yeah, I, I’d shower with Taylor. I feel comfortable around Taylor naked. Okay. Hi, how are you? What can look? Oh, JR Howell could pass this gay. Totally. Jr’s pretty uptight. Yeah. JR could be closet. He’s wound tight. He’s wound tight. He’s wound tight.

Speaker 3 (10:25):

Funny you say jr. So he’s wound tight. JR and I and Philip Kelly, we all worked for the Abercrombie and Fitch organization.

Sevan Matossian (10:33):

Yeah, yeah. Gay for sure. Will Branstetter could have been, I thought Will Branstetter might be gay in the beginning. Any guys that I see that are wound really tight, I think they’re guarding. Yeah, they’re gay.

Speaker 3 (10:44):

What about Haling?

Sevan Matossian (10:46):

Halpin could be gay for sure. Oh, and very religious people I think might be gay too. I’m trying to make up for it.

Speaker 3 (10:56):

So the three of us works for the Abercrombie Pitch organization. They went through the same stuff that CrossFit’s going through right now. The people who got Abercrombie going and really made it a brand, like a global brand that everyone wanted to be a part of. Everyone in corporate in our headquarters lived and breathed Abercrombie and Fish. It was a total lifestyle. Then what happened if you guys saw the documentary?

Sevan Matossian (11:20):

No, I need you though. Mike Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (11:22):

He got to see it. You guys. It’s awesome. So Mike Jeffrey got fired for his alleged sexual deviancy

Sevan Matossian (11:31):

With boys or with girls. Was he diddling the boys?

Speaker 3 (11:35):

He used to fly his jets and have all the Abercrombie guy models go with ’em and

Sevan Matossian (11:41):


Speaker 3 (11:41):

Advantages. I don’t want to slander, but that’s what I heard.

Sevan Matossian (11:44):


Speaker 3 (11:45):


Sevan Matossian (11:46):


Speaker 3 (11:46):

Same thing that happened to Abercrombie and Fitch is happening to CrossFit right now. They are kind of bowing down a little bit and not having those same people in places at the higher ups,

Sevan Matossian (12:00):


Speaker 3 (12:00):

Person that’s running the affiliates,

Sevan Matossian (12:01):


Speaker 3 (12:02):

Have to live, breathe. Anyone in corporate should know the nine foundational movements. They should know what mechanics consistency and intensity are, and I feel like as though that’s not happening at the corporate level, I think they’re hiring people.

Sevan Matossian (12:14):

What about this? You should have watched everything that Greg Glassman has ever put out. If you haven’t watched it already, the second you’re hired, you should read and have seen every video. Greg put out the founder because that is the essence of the company.

Speaker 3 (12:33):

Yep. That’s what they did at Abercrombie. The second you got hired, they gave you a lookbook. This is what you’re supposed to look like. This is what you’re supposed say. This is what you’re supposed do. Are they doing that now? CrossFit? I don’t know. Again, they have investors that they have to have a fiduciary interest to pay the stockholders. It’s a tough time right now.

Sevan Matossian (12:54):

Yeah, homeboy didn’t get vetted, that’s for sure. Someone didn’t go back and watch his videos. There’s a couple other people over there that have some really crazy videos out too that I’m surprised haven’t come up after three years of watching this show says the first funny thing ever in the comments by dsh Mark this day, October 26th, 2022, dsh makes his first step out onto the comedy stage. Felicia is not one of the foundational movements. Question mark. Good job dsh.

Speaker 3 (13:21):


Sevan Matossian (13:21):

Yeah, that’s good. I’m bad buddy. What

Speaker 3 (13:27):

Do you think? Savon? Is that the case right now with what’s going on? I mean

Sevan Matossian (13:30):

You Yeah, you nailed it completely. You nailed it completely. It should just, this company, first of all, they still don’t know what the company is, right? By the way, this guy comes from Summit. This guy’s a private guy. No, this guy. The summit? Yes. I think it is a Jersey company. Oh, summit. Yeah. It might be a Jersey company, but he comes from Summit, a private equity company, and their specialty is buying and selling shit and making money. And one of his proud things that he did, I think was being involved in the purchase and sale of the bar method. And


That’s not what this thing is. That’s not what this CrossFit thing is at its roots. The thing that so many people have trouble getting their head wrapped around is CrossFit. And I asked Greg this and he said, no, but I disagree with him. ATS roots, this thing is libertarian. That’s how Greg is. Personal responsibility, personal accountability. That’s one of the values of this company. And if you don’t have that to the utmost, then you’re a cancer to this company. It’s not going to change. They have so many people in the company who don’t have the right values for what drives the fuel. That drives the methodology that is CrossFit. I’m not trying to say that even to be a dick. And what’s crazy is that this company does have a lot of gay people who work in it. That’s an important thing because people who are gay, who’ve come out of the closet who’s taken personal responsibility and accountability for them, have been great ambassadors of the sport and great leaders in high leadership positions in this company. What’s not appropriate, and I want to be very clear, is hiring someone because they’re gay. That is fucking bullshit.

Speaker 3 (15:15):

You said it before that a lot of the people in charge were women and were gay.

Sevan Matossian (15:19):

Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (15:20):

Oh my

Sevan Matossian (15:20):

God. Oh my God. Crazy diverse. Crazy, crazy. When I started with the company, it was all women at the top except for Greg, except it was Greg, Lauren, Nicole Carroll, Lynn Pitts. I mean it. I don’t want to say who the gay dude was, but there was a gay dude I, yeah, loads of. Yeah, it was Well,

Speaker 3 (15:48):

Don Fall seems like he’s CrossFit.

Sevan Matossian (15:53):

I agree. I totally agree. That’s why I can’t believe this dude’s been hired. There’s a bunch of hires over there that I don’t understand. There’s a bunch of people there. I don’t understand why he’s hiring them.

Speaker 3 (16:03):

I heard him speak at the games at the affiliate lounge and it was like he wanted me to run through a brick of CrossFit. You know what I mean? It’s like people should be talking like that all the time. And if you’re going to have an affiliate, someone running the affiliate not talk like that, not be CrossFit through and through, that’s going to be a problem because that is the liaison between the affiliates and corporate.

Sevan Matossian (16:27):

There was this, I saw an interview with Matt Gates the other day, that’s the conservative, I don’t know if he’s a senator or congressman, and they said, Hey, it’s an old interview, but I saw a clip of it and they said, Hey, are you suggesting that people who are pro baby killing what they call pro pro-choice people who think it’s okay to kill a baby in a mom’s womb, are you suggesting that they’re obese and unattractive? And he said, yes, I’m suggesting that that’s the demographic. And he says, well, what do you say to people who take offense to that? And he goes, take offense to it. That’s kind of that. Unfortunately, that’s the leadership that this methodology needs because it’s a life or death situation to eat right and move. Right. And that’s going to be fucking really hard for someone who wants to make everyone happy, get their head wrapped around. I mean, it is going to be tough.

Speaker 3 (17:22):

People don’t understand. It’s a lifestyle

Sevan Matossian (17:25):


Speaker 3 (17:25):

You do if bar method or the F 45, you don’t hang around the gym afterwards. You don’t talk to the people that you had the class with. People look forward to seeing their nine 30 friends and people go out afterwards. It’s a lifestyle. It’s not just you go there for an hour and you work out and sweat and that’s it. You don’t see anything else. You have to live it. You got to breathe it.

Mattew Souza (17:54):

Where is it? Wait.

Sevan Matossian (17:57):

Scared. I wanted to go to the, is there anything else you want to add, Mr. Jethro?

Speaker 3 (18:09):

I just have a great day guys. I’m off to work.

Sevan Matossian (18:11):

Okay, thank you. Thanks for calling Voice. Love. You too. Have good day at work. Bye. Thanks. Bye. So I have this friend, his name’s Andrew Hiller, and I’ve never seen him drink a sip of alcohol and he works out religiously. He’s an extremely hard worker and I’ve never actually seen him eat any sugar except for I saw he drinks C fours and I’ve seen him drink. What’s that water brand that’s supposed to be, it’s supposed, it’s trendy. It has, it’s called Death or something. Is it called Death?

Mattew Souza (18:45):

Oh, liquid Death.

Sevan Matossian (18:46):

Liquid Death. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (18:49):

Waters though.

Sevan Matossian (18:50):

I think they have one gram of sugar or something.

Mattew Souza (18:53):

Yeah, depending on which one you get. They have agave or something. Yeah, you’re right.

Sevan Matossian (18:56):

Okay. So the only things I’ve ever seen ’em do bad or questionable are C four TRT and liquid death. Other than that, he’s got to be the healthiest, straightest dude I’ve ever fucking met. Perfect skin, hard worker, blah, blah, blah, right?

Mattew Souza (19:18):


Sevan Matossian (19:20):

This is nuts right here.

Mattew Souza (19:27):

Now that I’m a mother. Oh, there’s so many ways to,

Sevan Matossian (19:32):

Now that I’m a mother is Tia Tumi breastfeeding?

Mattew Souza (19:36):

Good question.

Sevan Matossian (19:40):

Imagine being a, is Rain an energy drink company?

Mattew Souza (19:45):

Yes. I think it’s owned by Monster.

Sevan Matossian (19:51):

Yeah, he just eats meat and fruit. That’s it. Yeah, that’s pretty much it. That’s like 99% of his diet. Yep.

Mattew Souza (19:58):

And like one big meal a day,

Sevan Matossian (20:01):

This chick is, if this chick chick is bread, I cannot believe this. Lemme play this again for you so you can hear the opening line. No mother should be bragging that she drinks this. Andrew Hiller is just a wild fucking young man. He’s a bull

Mattew Souza (20:24):

At Hiller’s comment.

Sevan Matossian (20:27):

What is he in there? What’s he saying? Right

Mattew Souza (20:29):

There at the top? You never ceased to amaze me. Oh, it is owned by Monster. Okay. I thought so. I thought see his comments,

Sevan Matossian (20:37):

But good, I’m glad I amaze you. How is she the poster child for Rain? It should be Andrew Hiller. She should be the opposite. She should be talking shit about rain.

Speaker 4 (20:56):

That I’m a mother,

Sevan Matossian (20:57):

I’m a mother. That’s your opening line for something that has 300 milligrams of caffeine. Are you out of your fucking mind?

Speaker 4 (21:08):

There’s so many ways to looking at training and building my future,

Sevan Matossian (21:13):

Particularly building your future. You’re fucking doing life altering shit to your kid. Listen, you’re doing life altering shit to your kid if you drink that and then breastfeed life altering shit

Speaker 4 (21:28):

Before my little daughter being a part of the rain family is just so important to me because they hold the same values they’re striving for.

Sevan Matossian (21:35):

They hold the same values as you. The energy drink company holds the same values as you. Yeah. They hold that dollar dollar bill. Oh, Jay Hartle a hundred percent. She actually doesn’t drink it. Okay. Okay, cool. Alright, good. Alright. I feel a little better

Speaker 4 (21:57):

Things and I definitely think that it’s,

Sevan Matossian (22:01):

What if some mom thinks it’s okay? Listen, if you’re a mom and you’re drinking caffeine, you’re a shitty mom. If you’re breastfeeding, if you’re pregnant and you’re drinking caffeine and you’re breastfeeding, you’re a shitty mom. Just chalk and calm. Seon, you’re such an asshole. I’m not judging you for it. I don’t care. I don’t hate you for it. I’m just telling you I have a big nose. These are black glasses. SU’s not gay. You’re a shitty mom. If you drink caffeine while pregnant or while breastfeeding, I’m just telling you it’s okay. Just accept it. I did shitty shit stuff too.

Mattew Souza (22:33):


Sevan Matossian (22:33):

I’ve done tons of shitty stuff to my kids. I’m not denying it. I’m far from perfect. Clive, you’re also a shitty mom if you’re not breastfeeding. That’s true too. Not shitty. Yeah. And don’t anyone be like, well, I couldn’t because I had my tits removed from because I had cancer. Okay, I understand. I couldn’t because I needed to work. Nope. Shitty mom. Now you’re just making excuses. If you got titties and they can breastfeeding. I didn’t like it. It made me feel uncomfortable. Shitty mom, you’re a shitty mom. I’m just telling you. I don’t care. I’m not upset at you. I don’t think less of you. I don’t at all. I do all sorts of shitty stuff all day that make it so I’m not perfect all the time. I use this iPhone with a very strong inkling that Chinese people are slaving to make it. I get it. I’m perfect, Heidi. Everybody is shitty. It’s a sliding scale. Yeah, but dude, if you’re drinking 300 milligrams of fucking caffeine,

Mattew Souza (23:47):

Going to be a

Speaker 4 (23:48):

Very positive

Mattew Souza (23:49):

Influence on my daughter’s life. A positive influence.

Sevan Matossian (23:54):

By the way, she looks absolutely fucking gorgeous right here. She’s oozing whatever it is that got her pregnant. She only, she got so hot after she had a baby

Mattew Souza (24:06):

Life as well as she grows up. God, she’s awesome. Sponsored by Coca-Cola.

Sevan Matossian (24:23):

Anyway, nobody. Yeah. Oozing baby batter. Yeah. She went from just like she got sexy. Listen, do not drink caffeine if you’re pregnant. And I don’t know what to say to Tia for doing that. I wish she didn’t do that shit. I wish she’d just be honest. Extra sloppy. I 300 milligrams on my way to the gym this morning to be positive. Influence on my score after the wad. Word ’em up. Motherfucker word ’em up. Sean. MI bottle feed my baby reign.

Mattew Souza (24:55):

That’s a champion in the making,

Sevan Matossian (24:56):

Dude. That’s fucking next level. So Heidi was right. It is a sliding scale.

Mattew Souza (25:02):


Sevan Matossian (25:04):

It’s totally a sliding scale. Everyone has heard of Mountain Dew mouth, right?

Mattew Souza (25:09):

Mountain Dew mouth.

Sevan Matossian (25:11):

Mountain Dew mouth. You don’t want to look it up. You really don’t. But basically

Mattew Souza (25:16):

Probably won’t.

Sevan Matossian (25:17):

Some people put Mountain Dew in a baby bottle and give it to their baby. What the fuck? And it rots the kid’s gum and changes their whole life forever. It’s bad.

Mattew Souza (25:27):

Shouldn’t you go to jail for that?

Sevan Matossian (25:29):

You should. Hey, you should go to jail for that. I dunno if you should go to jail, but you should wear a shirt that says I’m a shitty mom. You pretty much if you drink that and breastfeed you’re way on the side of shitty. One time. One time. I think I might get in trouble for saying this if it’s not true. I think it was Haley. I think one time Haley drank some wine and breastfed and she noticed right away it affected the baby and she never drank again. Any wine. She never had any. It was hardly any. Yeah. Mountain Dew mouth. Crazy. Crazy. Paper street coffee just in time. As I get high on my coffee, we have a new, it’s very easy to pass judgment when you’re high on Paper Street Coffee. If you enjoy passing judgment, drink cup every morning we have a new line of non-caffeinated teas dropping next month. Let’s revisit this conversation again next month.

Mattew Souza (26:27):

Dude, you drink these nitro cold brews, right?

Sevan Matossian (26:30):

Very rarely. They’re so strong.

Mattew Souza (26:32):

Oh, I love those. Pauline and Gabe just hooked me up with a little care package. So I got some coffee refilled, but I got a handful of these. These are great. I wonder. I got to give Gabe a call back. He called me the other night when I was closing up. But I got to sell these in my affiliate.

Sevan Matossian (26:50):

Yeah, they’re good.

Mattew Souza (26:51):

These in.

Sevan Matossian (26:52):

I got ’em in the fridge too.

Mattew Souza (26:53):

People loved them.

Sevan Matossian (26:58):

I’ve had a couple ghosts in the last month.

Mattew Souza (27:01):

A ghost. You didn’t that like 300 milligrams of caffeine. I’m sure.

Sevan Matossian (27:05):


Mattew Souza (27:05):

Sure it’s getting fired up or what.

Sevan Matossian (27:07):

I’m sure drink that right before I go to bed.

Mattew Souza (27:12):

But before you go to bed, I’m joking. I’m joking. You’re a wild man. You like to party

Sevan Matossian (27:19):

Tank Reeves. Alcohol is trash. I don’t drink and have it in years. The alcohol doesn’t pass through the breast milk though. I’m just telling you. I don’t believe that for a second, by the way. I dunno if it’s the alcohol or what, but I don’t believe that it’s okay to drink alcohol when you’re breastfeeding. I don’t think it’s okay. I don’t think it’s okay to smoke while you’re breastfeeding either. I don’t think it’s okay to have nicotine.

Mattew Souza (27:42):

It’s probably just to do nothing but eat real whole foods. Keep your sugar and processed carbohydrate content as low as possible.

Sevan Matossian (27:51):

Shitty mom here. I bottle fed my too. With what? With booby milk or with formula? Formula, yes. Shitty mom.

Mattew Souza (28:00):

Eat a pass. Crystal

Sevan Matossian (28:02):

Titty milk. Because she’s hot. Yeah. Oh, you passed off. Great. Looks to your kids though.

Mattew Souza (28:09):

Yeah, so they’ll be fine. Kids will be fine.

Sevan Matossian (28:15):

Turntable. My mother was told to drink a bottle of beer a day to increase breast milk. This was in the sixties and today I call myself turntable on YouTube. Turntable label.

Mattew Souza (28:25):

How that worked out. Yeah. Hey, if you think rain and breastfeeding is bad, you should see some of the kids that we had to deal with. Like Joe deals with that. Were at the high school coaching the football team. That’s fucking sad, dude.

Sevan Matossian (28:45):

Say it again. What about what football team? Say it again.

Mattew Souza (28:48):

He coaches the Granada football team, like a local football team here. The freshman team. It’s a new position he’s been doing and he’s like, yeah, he’s like, it’s crazy. You get caught in this weird juxta position because you don’t want to let the kid cut ’em off the team because of the bad grades and not showing up because this is the only structure or any outlet that they have. And he’s like, so if I cut ’em from the team, they’re just going to do more of this shit that got ’em in trouble. And he goes, and so out of the 35 something kids he’s working with, 26 of ’em are getting D’s. And he goes, and out of the 26, only a handful of parents will actually come in to meet to figure out a game plan of how we could set ’em on the straight and narrow. And he goes, and then out of the kids that parents did show up, he goes, some of ’em, he goes, one lady was so fucking high on pain meds and stuff. It was like having a conversation with somebody that you knew wasn’t there. And he’s like, and then you send the kids off and you’re like, okay. And then they leave and you’re like, fuck. That is why

Sevan Matossian (29:42):

That doesn’t make sense to not

Sevan Matossian (29:44):

Let a kid play sports who has bad grades.

Mattew Souza (29:47):

And that’s where he’s at. So you know what he did? He found a loophole and he started doing something called deactivation. So he didn’t actually kick him off the team. He said, Hey, deactivated. But if he keeps showing up to practice, he keep working hard.

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