#1044 – LIVE CALL IN SHOW + Brian Ellis | of Gains Box CEO

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

Do you want me to, you can just say it to me. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Maybe send it in the private chat and then I’ll call him. Bam. We’re live.

Mattew Souza (00:08):

Got it. Okay.

Sevan Matossian (00:09):

Yeah, that good idea. You mean as opposed to just give his phone number out on the air? Yeah, that was my bad. It’s weird that I can’t just go, it’s weird that I just can’t go to his profile in my, oh, here we go. Is it, start with a nine?

Mattew Souza (00:26):


Sevan Matossian (00:27):

Okay. I got it.

Mattew Souza (00:28):

Okay. You got it. You got it.

Sevan Matossian (00:29):

Yeah. Okay, cool.

Mattew Souza (00:34):

Good morning. Beautiful people.

Sevan Matossian (00:35):

I wonder if it’s going to work from this phone.

Mattew Souza (00:39):

It should.

Sevan Matossian (00:41):

It’s a crazy number.

Mattew Souza (00:42):

Yeah, it is a crazy number. I don’t hear it ringing on my end.

Sevan Matossian (00:50):

No. I wonder if this phone doesn’t have international calling set on it. Oh, I could link my phone up to the road caster. Oh yeah. Should I do that?

Mattew Souza (01:09):

Yeah, just do that.

Sevan Matossian (01:10):

Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh, okay. Let me try this.

Mattew Souza (01:25):

Oh, wait. Shit. It’s calling back on my phone now because I’m forwarded.

Sevan Matossian (01:30):

Oh. Oh. I have to turn off the call forwarding for shit. Shit. He’s

Mattew Souza (01:33):

Calling back. Oh, he is?

Sevan Matossian (01:36):

Yeah. Yeah. Answer it and tell him to call back in 30 seconds and I’ll turn off the call forwarding.

Mattew Souza (01:41):

What was his name?

Sevan Matossian (01:42):


Mattew Souza (01:43):


Sevan Matossian (01:45):

How do I do that?

Mattew Souza (01:46):

It hung up right when I answered it. God,

Sevan Matossian (01:48):

How do I do that? I go to,

Mattew Souza (01:51):

Yeah, and I’ll turn it off on,

Sevan Matossian (01:53):

I go to phone. Oh, there he is. There he is. There he is. Shit. Call forwarding. Hey. Oh my goodness. There you are. Hey, how are you doing? I’m doing great. Good to see you. Let me do one thing really quick. I’m going to hook your voice up to my computer. No, no. One second. One second. Because

Mattew Souza (02:21):

We’re not recording. I just want to talk with you. Okay. Hold on. This

Sevan Matossian (02:24):

Show’s yours for a second, Susan. I’m going to mute myself, so no one?

Mattew Souza (02:27):

Yep. Good morning, guys. How’s everybody doing on this beautiful Monday? Let’s look at some comments real quick. Susan says, thank you for the advice for the info. Would you go to it, Ernie? Was it a good time? I loved going to, I went to two of the L twos. The first time I went was when it was a coach’s prep. Actually, if you ever go to the ranch, the picture of the time I went to the coach’s prep, like they take a group photo of everybody is still hanging up in the ranch there with a bunch of ’em. Not like mine special, but it was just funny seeing it there Years, years later, when we were back for the talk at the ranch with Greg Glassman. Yeah. Did you guys see Tyson Pageant crushed it yesterday. That was the first time they had won a home game in like 10 years, I think.


Insane. He’s got to be so stoked. I mean, the family has to be so stoked. My hope now is that people were saying like, oh, they’re waiting for the main quarterback to come back. Justin Fields, and then Tyson would kind of be forgot about. I don’t think so. I don’t think so. Something tells me that with the start he had yesterday and how good he looked right off the bat, I dunno. A one year, not 10. Okay, fair enough. 390 days, but close. Yeah. It tells you guys how much. I don’t know shit about football. I used to watch it a lot more. Yeah. Seemed like 10 years. Yeah. Might as well have been 10 years. 10 years. Are you smoking crack? A little aggressive. A little aggressive answer for my smoking crack. No, I just got fucking wrong. Adam. Right. Woke up on this Monday and chose violence 10 years. Okay. All right, you guys. You don’t come off like some sort of asshole because I got it wrong.

Sevan Matossian (04:23):


Mattew Souza (04:24):

Fucking relax. I watched the first football game. I’ve watched him in 10 years. It’s the first one. Oh my goodness. Yeah. It seems like 10 years. Fuck up on what I’m saying wrong here. You guys bounce all over me. No more talking about Tyson. So the guy we’re trying to get on the phone, okay, we’ll let it pass. You’re a Bears fan and it hurt. Try. Try being a fucking Raiders fan. I was a Raiders fan for years. I never won anything. Then we moved to la. I was like, fuck it. I hardly watched. Anyways. I mean, Las Vegas. So he told you guys, I don’t know anything, Jody, thank you that you loved the show. Oh, man.


Well, you woke me up with a show. Alert. Chill. Got to get that phone on Do Not Disturb. You guys should see some of the text message stuff that comes through because I’m in, not only with all the guests, but then there’s multiple text threads that are going on with all the group of people in the media space. It’s ridiculous if I forget to put my phone on Do Not Disturb because everybody’s on different time zone. It just goes off all night long. I got used to that real quick dick butter. Great job to Kim Susie yesterday. Motion. Hey, thanks man.

Sevan Matossian (05:50):

Ooh, sensitive. Sensitive issues.

Mattew Souza (05:54):


Sevan Matossian (05:54):

Oh, over

Mattew Souza (05:54):

Your phone call. No Ghan

Sevan Matossian (05:57):

This morning. I apologize. The second time we tried to get him, as you might understand, very busy, very intense times and yeah, very busy, very intense times, and we’re going to reschedule very soon. And we got some other potential. He’s not the only person in Israel that I’ve reached out to. We have other affiliate owners there, and that will go down soon. I think it would be smart if CrossFit to keep control of the narrative has him come on or someone come on.


But I guess we’ll get a different affiliate owner. Somebody sent me an article that kind of blew my mind yesterday and I started researching it and it’s kind of crazy. You know how I’ve told you guys that there’s no such thing as Mexican. It’s just a complete, now that I think about it, it’s just a complete psyop. And we had Adrian Conway on here, and I said, what are you? And he said, black. You never ask someone what they are. If they’re white and they tell you what they are. There’s ethnicity, there’s nationality, and there’s, I guess you could say there’s race and the races are basically Asian, black and white. And there were Native Americans down there. There were people down there. There were people on this continent in the South American continent. And then people came over from, I mean, they came over also probably from there. But people came over from Europe across the ocean faster than walking across the bearing strait. And they m made it with these people, and those new people were given an ethnicity. An ethnicity, and nationality is based on land. You guys get that, right? So we’re Americans, but we don’t have an ethnicity that’s tied to this country. We do not have an ethnicity that’s tied to this country. We have an nationality. So you can be Jewish American, you can be fucking dog shit. American. You can be Russian American dog, shit. American. You can be whatever you want. That’s us here in the Bay Area.

Mattew Souza (08:19):

Dog shit. American,

Sevan Matossian (08:20):

Portland. You can be Portland, fentanyl, American.


And often you’ll hear me quote this quote from the de Ching, which I am starting to realize that so many people just don’t understand. They can’t even fathom is naming is the origin of all particular things. Naming is the origin of all particular things. It looks like in 1964, there were no 1959, there were no Palestinian people by ethnicity, it was only by region. It was a nationality, it was by region, not nationality in terms of a nation, but the same way you would call someone South Cent or Detroit in or San Franciscan, or I’m from the Bay Area. It was to denote a location, not an ethnicity, nor a race. If you go to Africa and you ask a black guy what he is, he doesn’t say, I’m black. That’s an American phenomenon. That’s dumb. Shit’s talk. I don’t know your ethnicity is your Kenyan or Ethiopian. They don’t look anything alike. Nothing fucking alike. Nothing. Nothing, nothing. Once you know what a Jew looks like, you know a Jew, when you see a Jew, once you know what an Ethiopian looks like, or Sudanese guy, once you know what an Icelandic person looks like, you fucking know. Like, oh yeah, you guys have been on the island a while together. Irish people. Are you fucking kidding me? You guys been fucking Yes, tight. Fucking a tight group.

Mattew Souza (10:03):

Keep that circle tight.

Sevan Matossian (10:04):

Yeah. Imagine the dupe on being a Mexican, but I am a Mexican. I know I, it’s crazy. It took one generation. It took really, when you ask anyone what they are, if they’re Mexican, what they really should probably say is, I’m 22% Aztec and 78% Spaniard. But no, you want to make the shift. So why did Palestinian go from being a nationality to an ethnicity? Why would they do that? Look, I’m telling you, you guys do a lot of inside fucking rainy days. Mama and sister can get some,

Mattew Souza (10:51):

Oh, damn.

Sevan Matossian (10:56):

Sally can get some. Hey, we’re separated by three kids. I’m the oldest. She’s the youngest. It’s totally fine.

Mattew Souza (11:06):

It’s far enough away.

Sevan Matossian (11:12):

Yeah, there is no Mexican. You’re living with a bunch of people who are part of a fucking psyop. What better way to calm the people down and use them than change them? Naming is the origin of all particular things. And hey, fuck it. While we’re at it, let’s give ’em a fucking new religion. Let’s make them the poster children of Catholicism. And on top of that, let’s let them know that birth control is bad. Ooh, we’re on a roll. 1964. Read about it. It’s a Russian. The PLO will even tell you. You can go anywhere. It’s not a hidden fact. The PLO was formed with the help of the kgb. Yassar. AAT was put into power. They stopped referring to it as a region, and they started referring it to it, a people as an ethnicity. And why did they do that with the plan to fight the Jews? It was always the plan. I don’t think Catholicism originated in Mexico. Well, good. Well, good. Right, right, Heidi. Absolutely right. I don’t think so either. Great. Now we’re onto something.

Mattew Souza (12:16):

She’s got it.

Sevan Matossian (12:17):

Here we go. You get it? Yeah. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (12:26):

Imagine seeing someone show up on a horse and being like, this is our God, the one we’ve been waiting for the return of the Messiah. Then he just fucking diseases kills and rapes everybody.

Sevan Matossian (12:35):

Imagine going to Mexico 500 years ago and looking for a Mexican. I’m looking for a Mexican.

Mattew Souza (12:42):

We got to wait for Cortez and his gang to show up before

Sevan Matossian (12:46):

He was six

Mattew Souza (12:46):


Sevan Matossian (12:51):

My mom said I was Mexican enough to go to church every Sunday, but not Mexican enough for the Quincy because they’re expensive.

Mattew Souza (12:57):


Sevan Matossian (12:58):

That’s some sort of,

Mattew Souza (13:00):

It’s like a 15, 15th birthday. It’s like a big birthday party.

Sevan Matossian (13:02):

You can sleep with old guys now. And

Mattew Souza (13:04):


Sevan Matossian (13:05):

You can get pregnant now. Party. Yeah, dude, it’s crazy. It’s crazy. Hey, the exact same thing happened with the vaccine, by the way. Just so you know, identical. Just change the definition and the masses follow mRNA. It’s not a vaccine. It doesn’t operate like a vaccine. It doesn’t cure like a vaccine. It doesn’t vaccinate you. It doesn’t inoculate you.

Mattew Souza (13:30):

Makes you a good person though.

Sevan Matossian (13:32):

Judy Reed. Oh, this is awesome. Heidi is the seven Eastes valid Victorian? I agree. What’s second place? SU’s Second place Susa killed yesterday. I know. Wasn’t that great? I got to listen in the car a little bit in my three hour drive.

Mattew Souza (13:48):

Thank you. Thanks guys.

Sevan Matossian (13:49):

So now you got this group of people down there who are part of a psyop, who were convinced that they’re an ethnicity to fight the Jews. And it’s not even, it’s 60 years ago, it happened. It’s 60 fucking years ago. If you want to read about it yourself, look up Roger Kimball. I’ll tell you the articles to read and then start going to the Wiki pages and start looking up origins of PLO or Palestine. And at some point, the article will try to hide it from you, but they can’t. They keep having to refer to it as a region, and then all of a sudden there’s in four AD, there were more Jews in that region than there were Arabs. Arabs. Jews were the dominant people in that in for ad

Mattew Souza (14:42):

What happened to ’em.

Sevan Matossian (14:42):

And so there were shitloads of, they got pushed out


Wars and shit. There were shitloads of Palestinian Jews. There were shitloads of Christian. Christian Palestinians too. Just like that. There’s tons of Armenian Californians. Does that discredit the plight of the people of Palestine? No, but they’re fighting for something that they think that they’re fighting for that it’s not. Right. They’ve been duped. They’re being used as part of a fucking psyop to fight Jewish people. Their identity has been changed. What they actually were a hundred years ago has been changed. If they want to fight for their lamb, that’s their go for it. And it’s the same thing of this. It’s when they keep saying free Palestine, who do they want to be free from? Do they want to be free from Hamas or do they want to be free the terrorist organization, Hamas, or do they want to be free from Israel?

Mattew Souza (15:47):

That’s a good question.

Sevan Matossian (15:57):

Yeah, that’s another great one. Why are the Jews considered white and the Palestinians brown sunscreen? Yes, please. Film. Thank you. Please film the long lazy nights with you and Audrey.

Mattew Souza (16:11):

The PLO fights back at the room after the competition.

Sevan Matossian (16:16):

What a shit show. Read the Wiki articles. Look up the origins of PLO. Look up Palestinian people and start, watch how they interchange those words. They interchange nationality and ethnicity. I know most people don’t care. Just fuck it. I’m a Mexican, whatever. And what’s crazy too is they keep referring to the United States or Israel as colonizers or imperialists when it was already done to them by the Russians. It’s done. It’s done. You were colonized and your whole identity was changed. California belongs to Mexico.

Mattew Souza (16:58):

Mexico. I mean, that’s pretty much the theme of human history. Didn’t the Romans just go over and if they needed shit, they just showed up at your spot, stole all your fucking gold and resources, and took your women enslaved, any of the young men and killed everybody else. Right?

Sevan Matossian (17:21):

I’m telling Haley this last night while I’m laying in bed, Ari broke his leg, and so it’s still on the mend. So the kids have been sleeping in our room, and he’s up in a bed with Hailey, and I’m down in bed and he’s in a bed with Ari and Joseph, and I’m in a bed with Avi, and we’re laying there and I’m telling Hailey all this shit that I’m uncovering, she thinks it’s so sexy. She just wants to come over and fuck my brains out. When I talk to her about the origin of PLO, she’s like, God, you’re so sexy. That gets her going, huh? Get the shit out of your dick. Yeah,

Mattew Souza (17:55):

That lights the fire.

Sevan Matossian (18:03):

And I go, it’s just crazy. And I go, but I get it because I’m black. And Avi goes, you are? And I go, yeah, I’m black. And Joseph’s like, he is black. That’s my middle child.

Mattew Souza (18:21):

Good dude.

Sevan Matossian (18:22):

And then Ari goes, you are black, huh? And I go, yeah. And he goes, yeah, I can tell when I look at your penis. Wait, wait, wait. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I’m like, wow, how does he know? And then he goes, because covered in black pubic hair, he didn’t say pubic. He said, hair. I went from thinking I was AG to, I’m like, all right. And everyone starts cackling crazy. Kids are

Mattew Souza (18:52):

Crazy. Where’s my man covered in black hair? I want to throw

Sevan Matossian (18:56):

Up my poor wife

Mattew Souza (18:59):

Bet that got her.

Sevan Matossian (19:00):

I think she got up and got a drink of water at that point. Fucking, but for a second, I was like, yeah, I could tell by his dick. I was like, yeah, you can.

Mattew Souza (19:09):

Yeah, boy.

Sevan Matossian (19:10):

Then he’s like, because covered in black hair. I was like, Ugh.

Mattew Souza (19:13):

Plot twist.

Sevan Matossian (19:14):

Coughed up a fur ball

Mattew Souza (19:16):

From large and in charge to just dirty,

Sevan Matossian (19:21):

Dude. How about that? How that line you dropped yesterday? Do you want the state controlling your media? No. I’d rather they control my children.

Mattew Souza (19:34):

I was listening to something where they were talking about, fuck, it probably was the PBD podcast, but they were breaking down a law that Obama had changed essentially, that allowed for government funded propaganda to its own people from foreign countries or just basically anything that they wanted to put out there that they could fund media and put it out there to its own people as news. Not the truth, but news guys

Sevan Matossian (20:04):

That they could,

Mattew Souza (20:06):

That they could. Yeah, it was something that was written in the forties or whatever, that it was essentially starting to stop propaganda. And again, the whole thing is you want your media in terms of journalism and stuff, to be free of the free press. Because if you don’t have free press and you can’t have investigative journalists, like real investigative journalists, not these fucking propagandists that work for these corporate medias, but real investigative

Sevan Matossian (20:32):


Mattew Souza (20:32):

Because if you don’t have a free press and the people don’t have access to free information from all sides, even if it’s something that you know is bad, shit crazy, then democracy can never survive because the public is never educated enough to make any decisions. But it was interesting because when they were talking about the government funded media, it’s not a

Sevan Matossian (20:50):

Democracy anymore because then it’s just being controlled by the government.

Mattew Souza (20:54):

That’s right. By just

Sevan Matossian (20:55):

One group of people.

Mattew Souza (20:56):

The only access to information that you have is just the access of information that the government wants you to have, the state wants you to have.

Sevan Matossian (21:02):


Mattew Souza (21:04):

I was just like, wait a minute. That applies exactly to our schools. They just don’t ever phrase it that way.

Sevan Matossian (21:10):

My wife says the same thing too. Every time I overhear Sani is talking about penises. My wife’s like, you talk about cock a lot. She doesn’t use the word cock. I’m flossing my teeth. I’m trying to be a good role model. I love flossing my teeth. Hey, it’s just crazy the way you said that yesterday in the show, you would never want the government controlling your media, and yet you send your kids to education camps controlled by the government. The Savon podcast is government funded psyop. I no longer know reality. I’m a walking zombie now. Dude, I actually thought about that. I was like, oh, we are going to know. We made it when people start accusing us as being

Mattew Souza (21:58):

Misinformation or something.

Sevan Matossian (21:59):

Yeah. Well, not misinformation, but controlled.

Mattew Souza (22:03):


Sevan Matossian (22:04):

Ever since he had Robert F. Kennedy on, he’s been

Mattew Souza (22:06):


Sevan Matossian (22:07):

He’s kind of into climate change now.

Mattew Souza (22:10):

Yeah. Isn’t that funny? That happened with Elon too. He was,

Sevan Matossian (22:15):

He’s A-D-E-A-C-I-A operative. I drove out to Sacramento yesterday with Greg.

Mattew Souza (22:31):

How was that drive

Sevan Matossian (22:34):

Going? There was great. It was probably one of the best podcasts I’ve ever heard. Greg was on fire. You guys are going to love it. It was so and so concise. Only about three minutes of p-value talk tons of so much good shit. And then when we left, there’s this stuff that Mark Bell sells called Creighton.

Mattew Souza (22:58):

Yeah, I looked that up after you talked about it a little bit.

Sevan Matossian (23:01):

KRA, I don’t know what it is.

Mattew Souza (23:07):

AT starts

Sevan Matossian (23:07):

With the K

Mattew Souza (23:09):

Mt. Your m.

Sevan Matossian (23:10):

And by the way, mark Bell’s cool as shit. And that’s like the fourth time I’ve hung out with him. And then there’s this guy in sema, his black dude he hangs out with. Is that the co-host? That’s not his ethnicity, that’s his skin color. Everyone know that? I don’t know his ethnicity. I don’t know Mark Bell’s ethnicity either. Although he looks like a juiced up Irish guy. He kind of got, his eyes are too close together. Look, you know that Irish look? Oh, Kum. Kum Kum, yeah. The way Olivia spelled it. Yeah. Yeah. It’s the whistle call for Tyler wats. Did someone say numbers?

Mattew Souza (23:53):

Just here’s,

Sevan Matossian (23:56):

I want to talk about Z-score. So when I put together the CrossFit games update, show the people, I’m not like, okay, guy A, B, and C are the best, and then I’ll rotate to D. Do you think our friends know that? I’m not even doing that at all.

Mattew Souza (24:19):

You know what? I didn’t put much thought into what they thought about the picking.

Sevan Matossian (24:23):


Mattew Souza (24:24):

Well, you’re

Sevan Matossian (24:24):

Right. They should never think that. I don’t ever do that.

Mattew Souza (24:29):


Sevan Matossian (24:30):

No, it, it’s whichever one of you venue me is the most money on the side,

Mattew Souza (24:37):

Whichever one lobbies, that’s the most,

Sevan Matossian (24:40):

No, I’m just trying to put together a team. The only person who’s a staple that I kind of got addicted to is John Young.

Mattew Souza (24:48):

I’m just

Sevan Matossian (24:48):

Like, okay. He’ll be the senior analyst for the CrossFit Games for the Seon podcast. And everyone else is just like, yo, let’s party.

Mattew Souza (24:58):

Just coming in to talk shit and have a good time.

Sevan Matossian (25:00):

Yeah, but you also can’t have, can’t have. I can’t think of the three. You couldn’t have three dudes like Jr.

Mattew Souza (25:08):

Right. And you couldn’t have three hunters. Not that he’s been on the update show, but

Sevan Matossian (25:12):

Right, right. Exactly. That’s the energy of the people. It’s like if a cake, the ingredients are flour, sugar, and egg, and you’re just like, fuck it. I’m just using only egg.

Mattew Souza (25:22):

Yeah, yeah. I’m not going to work. Not going

Sevan Matossian (25:24):

To work. It’s not going to work.

Mattew Souza (25:25):


Sevan Matossian (25:26):

You’re going to eat eggs.

Mattew Souza (25:29):

Find the right balance.

Sevan Matossian (25:31):

So he had this kratom at the, and he gave us some bottles of it, four bottles, $15

Mattew Souza (25:38):

A bottle. Is it a shot? For some reason, I’m picture of five hour energy size.

Sevan Matossian (25:41):

Yes, exactly.

Mattew Souza (25:42):

Exactly. Okay. Wow.

Sevan Matossian (25:43):

In a glass bottle, a little smaller and

Mattew Souza (25:46):


Sevan Matossian (25:48):

We get in the car, Greg and I get in his car and we’re driving home and it’s a two hour drive without traffic, and it’s a five hour drive with traffic. It’s probably ended up being three and a half hours. And I pull out the bottle and I’m like, you want to try something? He goes, yeah, take a swig first. And I didn’t want to put my lips on the, and I see on the bottle there’s a line in the middle and it says one, two, so I assume it’s two shots. And Mark told me not to drink the whole thing.

Mattew Souza (26:18):


Sevan Matossian (26:18):

Didn’t want to put my lips on it. Just at a courtesy, middle Eastern men don’t drink from bottles. They put their head back and pour it in. Have you ever seen that?

Mattew Souza (26:26):


Sevan Matossian (26:27):

And they have these VAEs with these long spouts. We always had them growing up. It’s like these special VAEs. See if you can find Middle Eastern water vase, middle Eastern

Mattew Souza (26:38):

Water base waterfalling in school.

Sevan Matossian (26:40):


Mattew Souza (26:40):

I get a sip of your soda Waterfall? That shit, dude.

Sevan Matossian (26:42):

Oh, it’s kind of like this. I got it. It’s kind of like this thing, but we had plastic ones growing up. I’ll show you like this. So if we were in the backyard working and all my uncles were over, there’d be one of those and it’d be full of water. And you just hold it up like that and pour it. And that thing arcs a nice stream of water in your mouth.

Mattew Souza (27:03):


Sevan Matossian (27:03):

From very early on, very early on, I have mad skills like that. Oh, I got this new trick I’m going to do for caved astro. Dude,

Mattew Souza (27:15):

He’s been gone the last couple of days.

Sevan Matossian (27:18):

Wait till you see my next trick. You saw the baseball hit the bucket and he had to one up me. Wait till you see this. Next thing I’m going to do. I’m glad I remembered that. I don’t have ADHD. I just have a lot of competing thoughts. ADA, AD, whatever that thing is.

Mattew Souza (27:34):

Attention deficit

Sevan Matossian (27:37):


Mattew Souza (27:38):

A hyper, yeah. Whatever.

Sevan Matossian (27:40):

Middle Eastern or a region and not an ethnicity, right? Sevi. Fuck. Yeah. Although it could denote a group of ethnicities, but we’re on. Yes, yes.

Mattew Souza (27:53):

He gets it.

Sevan Matossian (27:54):

Yeah. You down. You down. Oh, sema. Hi. Hello. So I tilt my head back and I throw the scrotum in there, pouring a little scrotum. And when I pull the bottle down, I see I’ve encroached past the halfway line.

Mattew Souza (28:20):


Sevan Matossian (28:21):

Drank three quarters of it,

Mattew Souza (28:25):

So a shot and a half of it.

Sevan Matossian (28:26):

And when he said, Hey, only to drink half. And I thought, when I saw that, I’m like, I think I’m guessing he meant half of one a shot. And now I’ve had half and half and half. I’ve had three halves.

Mattew Souza (28:41):

Three times as much as the recommended dose.

Sevan Matossian (28:43):

Yeah. We get 10 minutes down the road. I think I know what morning sickness feels like for just two and a half hours. It was the, I’ll never drink that shit again. It was two and a half hours of three hours of pure misery.

Mattew Souza (28:59):

Was it just like you were car sick, like nauseous, or was it just like

Sevan Matossian (29:02):

I was hot and flush and then not hot and my hands turned into, I kept doing this. My hands got all gushy.

Mattew Souza (29:10):


Sevan Matossian (29:10):

You ever shook someone’s hand and they have a gushy hand?

Mattew Souza (29:12):

Yeah. Clamming wet a little bit.

Sevan Matossian (29:14):

Not even clamming wet. It’s like a genetic thing. Anyway, and my stomach hurt and I just did not feel like my head was tingling. It was horrible. It was horrible. Greg hated it too.

Mattew Souza (29:32):

I don’t,

Sevan Matossian (29:32):

It was horrible.

Mattew Souza (29:33):

So what’s the active ingredient? What’s it supposed to do?

Sevan Matossian (29:35):

Three hours of pure misery? Yeah. I got out of the car and there was a party going on at Greg’s house. There were a girl party. There were tons of chicks there. And they’re like, what are you doing? I’m like, I’m experiencing morning sickness. I thought drinking water would, because I remember Haley said when she had morning sickness, you think that what? You’re going to chew gum. It’s going to help. It doesn’t. You think you’re going to eat a piece of bread? It’s going to help. It doesn’t. You think you’re going to drink water, it’s going to help. It doesn’t. You think you’re going to lay down, it’s going to help it and everything. I thought, no, dude. I.

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