#1042 – The Morning Show | Saturday | Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

It’s a good shirt. Bam. We’re live. This is like that Harley Davidson shirt that Travis made.

Mattew Souza (00:08):


Sevan Matossian (00:09):

I like that shirt. You like that shirt? I do, no. Yeah, I like the front. I don’t like don’t stealing logos from other people.

Mattew Souza (00:20):


Sevan Matossian (00:20):


Mattew Souza (00:21):


Sevan Matossian (00:21):

Coors Light or the Coca-Cola one or the, it’s something I would like when I was in the second grade, I remember going into the poster store. I hope David weed’s not in the comments. He’s going to fucking fuck me up for this one.

Mattew Souza (00:39):

Did he call the cops?

Sevan Matossian (00:41):


Mattew Souza (00:41):

Worse. Worse.

Sevan Matossian (00:43):

Caleb? I used to go into the poster store when I was a kid. Probably most of you are too young. Hi Caleb. To remember the poster store, but every mall had a poster store. Poster stores used to be huge.

Mattew Souza (00:53):

Yep, yep.

Sevan Matossian (00:55):

And in the poster store, my two favorite posters, I would always go in there and look at ’em would be, there was a cat and it was hanging off a branch and below it said, oh shit, but with one hand. And then another one was a guy in a pair of tight jeans and you could see the outline of his dick. And even though I was only, I don’t know, eight, those were my two favorite ones.

Mattew Souza (01:17):

Was that the point of the poster or was that subliminal messaging in that?

Sevan Matossian (01:21):

I don’t know. You know what’s fucking, how crazy. Yeah, that one. Yes. I had that one. I didn’t have the one with, yeah, I had the Farrah Faucet one too. Probably. I didn’t, yeah, I had that one. I own that one. I had that one mounted. Good. Fine. Caleb, you’re not fucking around. Just pop in and just, oh, shitting us.

Mattew Souza (01:41):

You don’t miss

Sevan Matossian (01:43):

But Oh yeah, Danny, actually, sorry Danny, I’m so far behind the last few months. Can anyone tell me if it’s confirmed if Mal or Haley planned to compete this year? I actually was on a group text yesterday with Mal and Haley and Yeah, they’re both competing. They’re so sweet. It was awesome. We had a great, awesome. What are you guys laughing at?

Mattew Souza (02:05):

What the

Sevan Matossian (02:06):

Fuck’s that look about Caleb?

Mattew Souza (02:07):

That’s a dope group text. I know.

Sevan Matossian (02:09):

I’m delivering some hard hitting news, dude, and you’re like smirking at me. I don’t like it.

Mattew Souza (02:13):

Anything is possible. I believe it.

Sevan Matossian (02:16):

Okay, so anyway. Yes they are. Yeah. So Beta. It’s not beta. What part’s? Beta. Liking the kitty poster. I had mine. I had mine mounted. I paid the extra money to have it mounted on board. Good choice. Yeah, but I was so stupid. I thought in hindsight I thought the dude with the tight pants and you could see the outline of his cau, his kacker. I thought that was for girls, but now that I’m 51, I’m like, you know what? Maybe just, maybe that was for dudes,

Mattew Souza (03:07):

Teenage boys. In fact,

Sevan Matossian (03:08):

Just maybe,

Mattew Souza (03:12):

Oh man, that’s so good.

Sevan Matossian (03:14):

As the largest contributor in the history of CrossFit to the CrossFit journal in the media space. Not the best, just the largest. Just volume. Just the biggest. Just the biggest. My wife would come on a lot of trips with me. I traveled. I traveled the world with her making when I would make content. So the first time we went out and visited Fron, we drove out to his house from California to Cookville

Mattew Souza (03:45):

Who drove.

Sevan Matossian (03:47):

Hi sema. Good morning. If we’re not, we should be nice. Air Sima. I read something crazy yesterday. Probably going to fire you up. Yeah, I drove, I got some great pictures of bugs as I went across the country. I read that the Palestinian people are a creation of the kgb. Have you seen that?

Mattew Souza (04:11):


Sevan Matossian (04:15):

Caleb buys it. Dude,

Mattew Souza (04:18):

You’re going to have to elaborate.

Sevan Matossian (04:22):

The smartest man currently living in the United States wrote an article about it. I knew that was going to get her fired up, but here we go. Hey, do you believe that there’s Mexicans when people are like, this used to be Mexico. Do you believe that? Because I mean that’s just obviously just bullshit. I mean saying there’s Mexicans is like, here’s the truth about Mexicans referring to anyone as Mexican makes you a fucking colonizer. Makes you the oppressor. You know that, right? Everyone knows that, right? 300 years ago, they’re Native Americans now we all agree that they’re Mexicans. They were raped and turned into another people. You know that it was all just from sex. It was people from Europe had sex with the natives here and we call them Mexicans. Don’t think, does anyone really believe that’s cool to call ’em that? I mean, I do because I don’t give a fuck. But I mean, all you just social justice warriors, anyone who believes you really think it’s okay to use the word Mexican. There’s no way

Mattew Souza (05:28):


Sevan Matossian (05:28):

That’s okay. It’s definitely lack. That’s got to be full colonizer. That’s like calling. Yeah, that’s full colonizer mode. I believe in Mayan people. Yeah. There we go. There we go. Hey girl.

Mattew Souza (05:41):

Same with American. I don’t say American for that same reason.

Sevan Matossian (05:46):

Full colonizer mode. I saw SEMA and Heidi in the front row. That was a good moment for me at the CrossFit games. Oh, okay. They probably don’t know how nice it was for me to see them, how it made me feel safe. I had my people. My people was there having my back.

Mattew Souza (06:07):

They got your

Sevan Matossian (06:07):


Mattew Souza (06:08):


Sevan Matossian (06:08):

Yeah. Ryan Douglas, you’ll do f Nothing is the great inbred Irishman said Connor McGregor, how excited are you for the UFC today?

Mattew Souza (06:25):

I don’t even know anything about

Sevan Matossian (06:26):

It. Okay, great. Two biggest fights of the year people. Two biggest fights of the year.

Mattew Souza (06:31):

Very excited. Is John Jones fighting?

Sevan Matossian (06:34):

Yes. No. Kamado Usman. The Nigerian nightmare versus Hamza. Chev, the Muslim undefeated. God, I like Hamza so much. He’s so great. I like his snake body. His weird fucking, and then Islam mache, they said he was the greatest ever. He’s the only guy in the history of the UFC that I saw. He had Alexander Vul Kinsky in a rear naked choke, the deepest rear naked choke I’ve ever seen. And Alexander Kinski was beating him up. Just imagine that someone has you in a rear naked choke, but you’re kicking the shit out of him.

Mattew Souza (07:23):

Yeah. I can’t believe he lost that point. Boom, boom.

Sevan Matossian (07:27):

Hey, there’s sometimes like you’re listening to the commentators and there’s a guy on the bottom and from the bottom he’s beating the shit out of the guy in the top and the commentators are talking, the guy in the top is winning and you’re like, what are you looking at? But even the commentators this time, those ding-dongs who, they’re like, holy shit. After Vul Kovski punched him in the face 20 times. They’re like, well, it looks like Vul Kovski ISS winning. What do you mean? It looks like he’s winning. He’s beating the shit out of the dude. It’s just from Quit being so dogmatic.

Mattew Souza (07:58):

He was so relaxed down there too.

Sevan Matossian (08:00):

Yeah, it was nuts.

Mattew Souza (08:02):

It was cool.

Sevan Matossian (08:04):

Heads up UFC early. Yeah, right after this show, straight to tennis. It actually starts in the prelim starts in 21 minutes.

Mattew Souza (08:12):

Damn. Wow.

Sevan Matossian (08:14):

That is early. Holy shit. Do not advertise that shit here. JRE Fight companion at 11:00 AM There’ll be someone in the comments will be like, well that wasn’t cool. Was he serious? Yeah. That’s why I pulled it up at the same time. Check ass wa zombie maker of the Colton Merton’s trading card collector’s item. I’ll sell you mine for a hundred bucks. Just DM me. He says that the Hiller video was great. I

Caleb Beaver (08:57):

About Tyson.

Sevan Matossian (08:58):


Mattew Souza (09:01):

It was beyond great.

Caleb Beaver (09:04):

I got that notification yesterday and I just got warm and fuzzy inside. I was really excited

Sevan Matossian (09:10):

About what notification

Caleb Beaver (09:11):

From the ESPN notification that said that Justin Fields was out and that Tyson was replacing him as a starter on Sunday.

Sevan Matossian (09:19):

Yeah. Pumped. What time is the game Sunday?

Caleb Beaver (09:23):

It’s probably an evening game. Lemme see. Sunday night games are usually late. Oh, 12. 12 Central standard time. So 10 o’clock your time. It’s actually a morning game for you guys. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (09:36):

Dave was making it a point to tell me that the Miami games at night, that’s the good teams play at night and the shitty teams play during the day.

Caleb Beaver (09:45):

Okay. He might be right. I never knew that. I’m

Sevan Matossian (09:55):

Looking at our chat and I was just looking at a sporty Beth comment.

Mattew Souza (10:02):

Get sucked into that. It seems to be popping off right now.

Caleb Beaver (10:05):

Wow. I love when we just wake up and Pedro’s five hours deep into a day. Hey dude.

Sevan Matossian (10:14):

And just, I want to tell you something. You know how some people will give money to charities and shit to the Red Cross and shit When I stay up late enough that Pedro comes on in the morning, I feel like I’ve done my good deeded for the day so that he has someone to talk to in your, oh my goodness. Wow. Hi Allison. What’s up girl?

Caleb Beaver (10:39):

It’s been a minute. Good

Sevan Matossian (10:40):

To see you. Yeah, it’s been a minute. Yeah. Yeah. She got a house on the beach in Costa Rica. Oh shit. They’re always moving. Right? My wife’s in crazy contact with her. This fucking Allison’s going to fucking convince my wife for us to move to Costa Rica. Stop texting my wife.

Caleb Beaver (11:00):

Fire a shakin in Costa Rica.

Sevan Matossian (11:02):

Oh, they got a dope place there, dude. With fucking fiber optic. They got a dope place with fiber optic and Hey, did something happen to your house that’s really bad. Beyond the heating? Was there another issue?

Caleb Beaver (11:17):

No, not yet.

Sevan Matossian (11:18):

Okay. Yet? Not yet. Not yet. Your well water has arsenic in it.

Caleb Beaver (11:23):

Mr. Olsen,

Sevan Matossian (11:29):

Good morning gents. Here’s some money to have Savon greet me and have sev greet create Mia Tyson documentary. So awesome to see him get on the field. Amazing story. Yeah. You know what’s crazy too is his dad called me. Travis called me and goes, you’re so stupid. I said, why? He said, if you come Sunday to the game and bring your, I’ll get you out onto the field before the game and they can throw a ball around with Tyson, a little

Speaker 4 (11:59):


Sevan Matossian (12:00):

Of course I’m not doing that. I’m going to the Marcel podcast with Greg. I know where my bread is. Buttered

Speaker 4 (12:08):

Ain’t on that field. I

Sevan Matossian (12:09):

Did try to drag Greg. I’m like, let’s go to Chicago instead. He’s like, no, we got to do Mark Bell. I said, alright. Raw milk. Yeah, girl. So early on. So my wife would just start making videos too. And I’m trying to work on getting a synology drive. I, I’m going to try to get a 200 terabyte synology drive so that all my computers can pull from one hard drive at my house. And while I was doing that, I was consolidating some stuff ahead of time and I found this, and this was a video my wife made in 2012.

Speaker 4 (13:01):

Dude, I thought that was Susa for a second.

Sevan Matossian (13:03):

Susa. Oh shit.

Speaker 4 (13:06):

The hair

Sevan Matossian (13:07):

Look that way. Look that, look that way. No other way. And put your head down a little bit. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Could you do it the other way? Could you do it the other way?

Speaker 4 (13:16):


Sevan Matossian (13:16):

You have any black douche glasses? Do you have black douche glasses? No shit.

Speaker 4 (13:26):

It’s a reading life for a book.

Sevan Matossian (13:28):

Dude, what’s crazy as I remember those glasses, he had those spy glasses. They were just parting parcel. It was like him and every seal and their mom wore them.

Speaker 4 (13:39):

Yeah. Issued standard issued.

Sevan Matossian (13:40):


Speaker 4 (13:42):

It was like standard

Sevan Matossian (13:56):

After the games every year that I would do the behind the scenes, Dave would be on the floor and I would film him on the floor. This was the first year I didn’t do that for the behind the scenes. I don’t even know where he was after the games. I dunno why I didn’t do that.

Speaker 4 (14:09):

I dunno.

Sevan Matossian (14:10):

A lot of in and out.

Speaker 4 (14:11):

Yeah, man.

Sevan Matossian (14:11):

Oh, you know why? Because I wasn’t allowed out on the field this year. Usually I just could do whatever the fuck I wanted and I wasn’t allowed out on the field, so I didn’t go out there and interview him. I should have just gone out there,

Speaker 4 (14:22):

Had a weird time. You know what I mean? It’s right after the games. Just a lot of things going through my mind. We just finished an hour ago. I dunno. I don’t know. I don’t even know what I’m thinking about. I don’t even know what I’m being asked.

Sevan Matossian (14:38):

Kind of crazy. Look at this.

Speaker 4 (14:45):

It’s weird because I just,

Sevan Matossian (14:47):

Haley Parlin just fucking making games content. We at the 2012. Hey, this is the 2012 Feast ciga. What was this chick’s name dating her

Mattew Souza (15:00):

End. No, no,

Sevan Matossian (15:02):

No. Good guess though. This chick was cool. Someone will know. Her body was nuts. She was tall, tall Muslim woman. See, ma, what’s the question? Look at me. Look at me. I even have some douche glasses on.

Speaker 5 (15:22):


Sevan Matossian (15:23):

What’s the most important quality in other people for you? The most important fucking stupid question my wife asked. Who gives a shit?

Mattew Souza (15:29):

I want to know

Sevan Matossian (15:30):

Your answer though. How about how big’s your dong

Speaker 5 (15:33):

Quality in other people for you? That’s too epic of a question before noon. I think

Sevan Matossian (15:40):

Ed, another person being present and accepting. Yeah. Yeah. Being present and accepting inequality. You have honey. Yeah. Yeah. Your bra size.

Speaker 5 (15:53):

When you don’t take yourself too seriously if someone

Mattew Souza (15:55):

Walks in the room naked, don’t

Sevan Matossian (15:57):

Judge ’em to just, yeah, yeah, yeah. If someone walks in the room naked, don’t judge ’em. No, the things are temp. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oz. Za day. Aza day. Wow. Matt Za day. I the Google. Of course. Allison loves that question. Ade Ade. She was great.

Speaker 5 (16:26):

ADE’s going to move forward. Honesty.

Sevan Matossian (16:31):

Honesty. I really, God, I remember filming all this. Look at me. Just the best seat in the house. Look at me. Just all up in rich. Froning shit

Mattew Souza (16:39):

Down. Or when you’re out, see how you’re going to come back from something. How you hear

Sevan Matossian (16:42):

Rebound from something. Yeah. Look at Froning is like how you rebound from something. That’s his favorite quality in other people. Mayhem. No pussies here. Tyler, how are you going to read out? Look at her.

Mattew Souza (16:59):

Wow. Wow.

Sevan Matossian (17:00):

That was the girl in the middle. What’s her name? Deborah. I think she won Spirit of the games award that year. She definitely did not deserve it. She didn’t deserve it. No. Fuck no.

Mattew Souza (17:12):

Wait, wasn’t that the year that she swam in the open water even? No, she,

Sevan Matossian (17:15):

Yeah, Dave walked out there. Dave was completely unprofessional and walked out there and helped her get comfortable with the ocean. He interfered with the competition.

Mattew Souza (17:24):


Sevan Matossian (17:25):

Yeah. He was out there being a nice guy. Clearly not thinking

Mattew Souza (17:27):

About her safety.

Sevan Matossian (17:30):

Yeah. I didn’t think she was very nice, but Za day was nice. Interesting. Know might be a little more, but also maybe it wasn’t that Deborah wasn’t nice. Maybe she was just crazy nervous, but she did not have a good vibe.

Speaker 5 (17:45):

Internalized or low self-esteem or stuff like that. What quality do you,

Sevan Matossian (17:49):

Oh, Camille LeBlanc. LeBlanc B.

Speaker 6 (17:54):

You value most from another person. I want to say their passion. Like Chris Buer.

Sevan Matossian (18:00):

Yeah. This was the first guy that was kind of accusing everyone of doing steroids. He’s like, you’re on roads. You’re on roads. Your on roads, your on roads, your on roads, your, he’s like the Andrew Hiller of 2012.

Mattew Souza (18:09):

Is that Daniel Tomsky?

Sevan Matossian (18:11):

Yeah. Yes. AKA booms sauce.

Mattew Souza (18:13):

That’s right. That’s right.

Sevan Matossian (18:15):


Mattew Souza (18:16):

I think he was like a Rudy Nielsen Outlaw Way guy early on too.

Sevan Matossian (18:19):

Yeah. No, that wasn’t AKA Wally. No. No, not AKA Wally. Good guess though. Racist. Racist. Although another

Mattew Souza (18:28):

Rudy Niels, an outlaw way

Sevan Matossian (18:29):

Got girl. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mattew Souza (18:31):

Remember didn’t they gets in some sort of fight and he got let out of the gym in cuffs or something?

Sevan Matossian (18:35):

Maybe. I think he was putting it to her though.

Mattew Souza (18:39):

Might’ve happened.

Sevan Matossian (18:41):


Speaker 6 (18:43):

For this. He always puts in a hundred percent on every single thing he does. So watching people

Sevan Matossian (18:48):

Stupidest event in the history of the CrossFit games. Gabe Suby on the left, as Caleb said, I wouldn’t ever remember his name. Daniel Kaminsky. It’s like it was so easy to cheat in this that you couldn’t really blame the people for cheating. It was like hit it and then push it with the hammer. And yet athletes were being judged for doing that. It’s like, dude, and yet it

Mattew Souza (19:07):

Came back in 2018.

Sevan Matossian (19:09):

Yeah. It’s like judging everything in the games. The burpees is just about range of motion. Get your chest to the ground any way possible and then get off the ground. And that’s the way everything should be judged. So simply like that,

Speaker 6 (19:21):

People like that truly inspires me. Make you, but the other

Sevan Matossian (19:25):

Before you. Oh, to put other people before you think she gives head first before the buff dude goes down on her.

Mattew Souza (19:34):

She did In 2012. Not so much. In 2020.

Sevan Matossian (19:38):

Is that what you mean by give?

Speaker 6 (19:41):

Because I feel like if everyone would do the other world would be pretty much

Sevan Matossian (19:43):

Amazing. That’s a good point. The ability to listen.

Mattew Souza (19:49):

The ability to actually

Speaker 6 (19:52):

All my,

Sevan Matossian (19:56):

Oh, conjecture

Speaker 6 (19:59):


Sevan Matossian (20:01):

I took that. Look at that. Look at me down there. Look at Mallilo. Hendron. Casper Bauer Penick. I think that’s damn Bailey blowing to snot rocket. Graham Holmberg, Chad McKay, Matt Chan, and then there he is in the back.

Mattew Souza (20:16):

Damn. The boy actually known as

Sevan Matossian (20:21):

The boy

Mattew Souza (20:22):

Had those same nano twos. The tin man.

Sevan Matossian (20:29):

Hey, those are the kind of things we need to collect next time. Someone’s around JR. Get a recording of that on their phone and we need to have that in our soundboard.

Mattew Souza (20:39):

Oh yeah.

Sevan Matossian (20:40):

The same way like, oh wait, does mine not play? Yeah, like that

Mattew Souza (20:43):

Is Travis Beit.

Sevan Matossian (20:45):

Yeah. Look at those fucking special effects my wife was using in the video. Did you see that? A spin move? Yeah, that spin transition. Yeah. Oh my God. Russell Berger, you’re afraid of anything.

Speaker 7 (21:02):

So the workout’s already beat you,

Sevan Matossian (21:05):

Dude. He was an amazing CrossFitter. Three foot, six inches tall. I think he was better than spiel to be honest. Look at Gary Roberts. How skinny he is in the back left. Oh

Mattew Souza (21:16):

Yeah. Wow. Dang. He’s not changed. Oh,

Sevan Matossian (21:23):

Gary Bear. Look at that piece of ass. Oh my goodness. Look at him. Maddox.

Mattew Souza (21:34):


Sevan Matossian (21:35):


Mattew Souza (21:36):

Didn’t he clear the

Sevan Matossian (21:37):


Mattew Souza (21:37):

That year? He cleared the ladder that year.

Speaker 7 (21:43):

I can kind of sit back and say, all right, I’m going to give it my all. I’m going to. I’m going to try to win the workout, but if I don’t at the end of the day, that’s not my identity. Oh, please.

Sevan Matossian (21:54):

For that nonsense.

Mattew Souza (21:58):

You got a lot of that one girl, huh?

Sevan Matossian (22:01):

Za Za

Mattew Souza (22:02):

Ade. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (22:06):

The champ. Yeah, the champ. Anyway, look at that. Valerie Re Parlin. Look at Julie. Julie something. Cher Annie Thor’s daughter. I wish I could remember that. Alicia Keys. What’s that chick’s name on the left there?

Mattew Souza (22:28):

Alicia Keys. Fuck with her name.

Sevan Matossian (22:31):

Oh, that girl in the bottom left is a master’s athlete now she’s still in the game. I saw her at the games this year. That chick’s hotter now than she was back then. What’s her name? She owns an affiliate up north. Anyone

Mattew Souza (22:44):

Bottom left? I got nothing sitting down. Yeah, I think with the white glasses he’s talking about.

Sevan Matossian (22:50):


Mattew Souza (22:52):

Shoot. I don’t know. No

Sevan Matossian (22:54):

Idea. That’s crazy that she’s

Mattew Souza (22:55):

In it that long though. 11 years.

Sevan Matossian (22:57):

I went up and filmed her. She lives in Eugene or something. Oh, this chick changed your last name. This chick was cool, cool as shit. I think she may have went woke though.

Speaker 7 (23:13):

It’s not Lindsay Valenzuela is it?

Mattew Souza (23:15):

No. It kind of looks like, think about how we could program for certain events and that was thing.

Sevan Matossian (23:25):

Tank res. So is Monica Lewinsky hotter now than when with Billy boy? Yeah. Eugene, Oregon. Anyway, I just thought it was interesting. I came across that just as I was moving some footage around. I come across shit like that all the time. But that one I was like, oh, that’s interesting.

Mattew Souza (23:45):

Yeah, that’s cool. I remember when someone’s like,

Sevan Matossian (23:46):

And so-and-so is the very first female in the media department. I was like, yo bitch, what the fuck are you talking about? Lauren Glassman was the first and Haley was the second dumb sons of bitches. That was something that came out of hq. Woke Q

Mattew Souza (24:03):

Woke, Q HQ Plus.

Sevan Matossian (24:08):

I haven’t seen it firsthand, but it looks like CrossFit finally mentioned Tyson on the worst social media platform out there. Have you heard of this one called Threads? It’s like Instagram, Twitter.

Mattew Souza (24:23):

They also posted it on their Vero account in their Snapchat.

Sevan Matossian (24:27):

I believe it’s

Mattew Souza (24:30):


Sevan Matossian (24:32):

Oh, is this Facebook?

Mattew Souza (24:33):


Sevan Matossian (24:35):

CrossFit. This is 12 hours ago. So this was posted at 7:00 PM Perfect. Friday night, 7:00 PM post Chicago Bears just named Tyson Bejan. Their starting quarterback for this Sunday’s game against Raiders. Bejan is not only a record breaking NCAA quarterback, record breaking

Mattew Souza (24:55):


Sevan Matossian (24:56):

How is there not a more important stat than more passes thrown? The only one I could possibly think of is most touchdowns

Caleb Beaver (25:05):

And he has them combined.

Sevan Matossian (25:07):

Yeah, and he might have both. How do you not just mention that Bejan is not only record breaking NCAA quarterback, but also a CrossFit athlete. And his dad is former announcer of CrossFit. His dad’s also a former affiliate owner, dinging Dongs. Well that’s good. At least they got something. Look at 434 people saw that. This is on Man. By the way, anyone who sends me anything on Facebook, I do not go on Facebook ever. I do not click those links. I don’t have a Facebook account. Nothing. I didn’t do social media until Instagram came around. I didn’t do Facebook or MySpace or

Mattew Souza (25:48):

Really, you didn’t have a MySpace.

Sevan Matossian (25:50):

I didn’t do any of

Mattew Souza (25:51):

Those. A song that played,

Sevan Matossian (25:52):

You know how you go through? Did you ever go through a stage in your life where you just never watch tv?

Mattew Souza (25:57):

That has been the last 12 years.

Sevan Matossian (25:59):

Yeah. I was in a phase where I just never, I didn’t even own a tv, nothing. There was just like, I dunno what I was doing.

Caleb Beaver (26:08):

Oh, they pinned it on their Twitter account though, so that’s cool.

Sevan Matossian (26:13):

Adam Blakesley, how long is Don Honeymoon where it’s no longer cross media in competence, but his, does he get another game season to rectify?

Mattew Souza (26:21):

Why a game season?

Sevan Matossian (26:23):

I don’t know, but he’s going to get a huge boost when the behind the scenes comes back, everyone’s going to be like, dude, that was brilliant having Seb on there. You guys are going to shit yourself. It’s so fucking good. It’s unbelievable. Cell pumped. There’s no one over there that knows how to work the problem. I think I’m going to have to fix the, no one’s called in a month, so I don’t think the phone works. Hello? It came in pretty choppy. Okay, hold on one second. Don’t hang up. Don’t hang up. We’re having, let me disconnect the Bluetooth. Hold on, hold on. Hang tight. And then I’ll

Mattew Souza (27:02):

Oh yeah, Adam said just to have a random timeline. No reason actually. I think that’s probably, didn’t he start at the games like announcements that technically

Sevan Matossian (27:10):

Yeah, that’ll be two years at the games next year. Yeah. I’m trying to hook this up now. Hold on. Thank you. Thank you for your patience.

Mattew Souza (27:21):

Any timeline on the behind the scenes?

Sevan Matossian (27:23):

Yes. Soon. Yeah. I actually think it’ll be done in like four days and then it’ll be like a polish and then approval. It has to be approved. But I’ll tell you what, one of the editors sent me something yesterday and was like, there’s no way this can be in there. Right. I said, it absolutely can be in there if that makes it. Yeah. I mean, I’ll still let Dave see it and let him and don’t anyone say anything stupid. Oh, Dave gets final edit. Yeah, he gets final fucking edit and I’m okay with that. You would not believe the access he gave me when he’s in the huddle. When him and Don’s noses are an inch apart from each other. They let me stick the camera in there. They get final edit. Call her. Hi.

Speaker 8 (28:04):

Hey, what’s up guys? Thanks for having me on. My name is George.

Sevan Matossian (28:07):

Hey George. Hi George. George Santos. Are you the senator Congressman? That’s like a gay Republican congressman? No,

Speaker 8 (28:16):

No, no, I’m not.

Sevan Matossian (28:18):

Oh, okay.

Speaker 8 (28:19):

That guy.

Sevan Matossian (28:19):

That’d be awesome.

Speaker 8 (28:20):

Anyways, so yeah, I’ve been CrossFitting for a while. I actually have a son and a daughter in sports and I’ve been wrestling with this whole, I know recently CrossFit posted something about it affects all areas of athletic sports and performance. And I guess we can just label anything CrossFit, right? If it has anything to do with the methodology. So my thought process is I’ve been having my son do CrossFit and my daughter do CrossFit just for general performance to get better. But it really hasn’t translated that well to his specific sport. Right now he’s doing flag football. He’ll do basketball. We’re going to do tackle football next year he’s nine. So we’ve been doing a lot more cloud metric stuff and in quotes, like sports specific movements for his sport. And I’ve actually seen that pay off a lot more. So is there a point where we can separate the two or we, and I’m all about CrossFit methodology or are we calling everything CrossFit and saying, okay, if it’s plyometric, if it’s sport specific, if it’s, so my reasoning is, okay, CrossFit, you’re essentially trying to build aerobic capacity, being able to work with heavy loads for a long period of time, but that doesn’t necessarily translate too well where you have these sports where the plays are about three to five seconds and you have to be explosive, et cetera.


You don’t want to be efficient. Explosiveness is not necessarily efficient. You generally want to be inefficient. What are your thoughts on that?

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