#1035 – National Emergency Alert Test | Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:03):

Bam, we’re live. You guys know this song. Maybe a little early, maybe a little early for this song, but God, it’s a great song. God, I hope that wasn’t more than seven seconds. What’s up, guys? Rambler. Good morning, Jeremy. World first black man watching the show today. Fair enough. I’ll give it to you. Oh, hi. Good morning. Yes, yes. You, you again. That burpee, dude. Hey, what’s up? Asymmetric ears? Asymmetric old ears. Asymmetric ears First. Kahu with four dogs. All right, fine. Morning honey. Morning honey. Mr. Anderson. What? Zombie. What’s up, dude? Hey, I really apologize about the disrespect to the Christine Colon brander card. It has shaken me. It has shaken me. What am I going to do? What am I going to do? It’s Dave Castro coming in. You’re throwing shit around in the office. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What’s up, Susa?

Caleb Beaver (01:18):

Good morning. Well, shit,

Sevan Matossian (01:20):

This morning’s lecture will be about the How come your mic looks more like a penis than mine? Lucky you. Lucky, I guess. There he is.

Caleb Beaver (01:33):


Sevan Matossian (01:34):

I’m consolidating my photos. I saw a place yesterday. It’s funny, you know when you see pictures of shit you took, and I need to find the picture again, but it was, I saw on a wall. It was like pocket beaver.com or something, and I just took a picture of it. I can only imagine. I probably saw and thought it was funny and sent it to my wife or something. Right? You know those pictures in your iPhone? The ones, the weird ones?

Caleb Beaver (01:57):

Plenty of those.

Sevan Matossian (01:58):

Yeah. Today, morning lecture. Wow, it’s still hot in here. Wow. I can see the sweat stain. Dave left on the couch. Oh dude, Caleb, it was so hot in here. Oh, first off, sorry. We’re not going to talk about the first lecture today. We’re going to just do some friendly talking with Caleb. Caleb, the Shaan video.

Caleb Beaver (02:20):

Yes. Which one? Which one?

Sevan Matossian (02:22):

It significantly more entertaining, more authentic than the Rich Froning Phil video, which I haven’t even, oh

Caleb Beaver (02:30):

My goodness. Oh no,

Sevan Matossian (02:31):

Dude. Dude. Holy shit. Vander Slut and Rich. I apologize in advance, but for the sake of our friendship, I hope I never have to assess that video on this show. Holy shit. What a train wreck. 36 minutes of train wreck of nothing. That video should have been three minutes long. Next time, do not. What an amazing, Hey, I guess you can’t bat a thousand. No one bats a thousand. No one bats a thousand. No, no. Phil has a great smile. He’s very engaging. I like that one little twitch he does with his hand that ticky has, but holy fuck. 36 minutes. Hey, the proof that video is a complete and utter train wreck. Mayhem has a video that starts with a trigger warning. Dude, lemme tell you something. If you’re triggered by that video, you are fucked. There’s nothing in there. I cannot believe how superficial the video is. I learned nothing about Phil.

Mattew Souza (03:36):


Sevan Matossian (03:37):

Well, I mean, he was in the army. He broke his leg. His mom died. Yeah. Everyone broke their leg. Lots of people went to the army. Everyone’s mom dies. I want to know something fucking happened to this dude, and we never get to it. Oh man, I got to stop. Anyway, congratulations on your first attempt into the foray of telling stories that scratch the depth of humanity, but wow. Holy shit. And the comments are fucking make me want to vomit.

Mattew Souza (04:04):

Why? What do you mean good, bad?

Sevan Matossian (04:07):

None of those people will ever watch another video again like that. So this video is going to get 30,000 views, but if they try to make another one like that, it’ll get 1000 views. It’s justs just lies. It’s just bullshit. It’s just like the trigger warning on the video on the mayhem video was like there was going to be suicide talk or something like that. That might trigger you, but it’s beautifully shot and Phil’s wonderful. He’s cool. Oh my God. There’s a scene in there with poor samwell, corn wise Samwell. Do not. Your agent needs to talk. Yeah. The following video contains material regarding depression. Suicide may be challenging for some audiences. Dude, we need 20 of those warnings before this show. Then lemme tell you what I’m saying right now is triggering more people in mayhem than this video will trigger fucking if to be showed it to the entire planet. Fucking nuts. But they got 999 good videos, and so they just swing in a miss. But wow. Holy shit.

Mattew Souza (05:12):

So you’re saying keep going that direction? They should.

Sevan Matossian (05:15):

Yeah. Yeah. Practice makes perfect. Don’t quit. I ain’t hating. I ain’t hating. I’m just telling you the facts. Like, wow, he’s really cool. Wow. He’s really cool. He’s the heart of mayhem. He’s really cool. He’s inspiring. Oh, and here’s another thing. Here’s another thing. Everyone. This is his direct order from the top. All the trainers in that video need larger shirts. Your shirts are too small. Do not wear shirts that are that tight. Your shirts are all too tight. Your shirts are way too tight

Mattew Souza (05:55):

Around the arm or

Sevan Matossian (05:56):

Everywhere, dude. Everywhere. It’s fucking ridiculous. It’s fucking, that’s what triggered me. Who chose you out? Come to work like that. I can tell you’re not comfortable in your shirt. I know that. You know what I mean? I know that. Oh, man. I was watching it and I was like, when are we going to unveil something? Get a little more depth in the character. Yeah. That guy’s shirt. What the fuck is that? A little bigger dude. Little bigger, just a smid, but it’s everyone. Just a smidge bigger. Caleb, why are doing this, doing, doing this? Sorry. Sorry. Don’t provoke me. I want to

Mattew Souza (06:43):

Visual examples. I

Sevan Matossian (06:44):

Want to get off this. I love the mayhem crew. I fucking love Rich. I love Vander slut. Love me some Angelo.


I, man, man, man, man, it reminds me. Yeah. Yes. Sevy wants everyone to Craig Richie, their style. Yeah. Yeah, it is 80%, man. Oh man, what a mess. I Show me how cool he is. I don’t, it’s almost like an obituary. It’s just like, he’s so cool. He’s so cool. He’s so cool. He’s the heart. What he does is even more powerful than what the athletes do. Well, you’re going to have to show me that because I’m pretty fucking inspired by Rich. He’s driven a whole fucking arm of the industry. Maybe you could show me something.

Mattew Souza (07:43):

Did he lose

Sevan Matossian (07:44):

Some weight? His mom died. Yeah, but everyone’s mom’s going to die. A richest lifted 400 pounds over his head. Very few people are going to do that. What else you got? He broke his leg in bootcamp. Okay. Okie

Mattew Souza (08:03):

Be nice. He wasn’t depressed and pulled himself out of it and got a new job.

Sevan Matossian (08:07):

Dude, the guy’s crazy compelling. They got a crazy, every time he’s on the string, you’re happy to see him. He’s smiling. He’s cool. He’s got weird, quirky ttw, T twitches and tss. He’s, he’s nice. He speaks well. He’s a trip. That dude’s for sure. Engaging, right? Yeah. It

Mattew Souza (08:28):

Just didn’t have the backstory you were hoping for

Sevan Matossian (08:32):

Was more depth. Please. What happened? What happened when his mom died? Someone asked him, why did you get depressed? How did you really put on that weight? How about some before and after photos? There’s no before and after photos. I can’t remember seeing any. Oh

Mattew Souza (08:49):

No. Do you see Phil inside of his house? I don’t know. Cooking up SpaghettiOs, something like

Sevan Matossian (08:55):

That. You do see cooking. The cooking scene’s too long. You see ’em cooking eggs and that’s kind of cool, but you right away, you think you’re one of those. You’re in Stacey VARs house and it’s like what she ate today,

Mattew Souza (09:08):

A full day of eating

Sevan Matossian (09:09):

With pills. How exciting. Yeah. Okay. I love you guys.

Mattew Souza (09:15):

I’ve still got a

Sevan Matossian (09:15):

Shot. Phil’s great. Cut out 30 minutes of that video and re-upload it. Please. I don’t need any testimonials telling me how cool he is. I don’t need one person. I just can’t believe I come here for him. He’s done more to change my life. I swear there’s a line there.

Mattew Souza (09:34):


Sevan Matossian (09:35):

He’s done more to change my life than I’ve done for him. How about one? How about one? You need to babysit your kids. Just tell me one thing. No, you’re not going to tell me. Okay, I’ll take your word for it. He changed the letter. Fine. Fine. I used yesterday I saw a snail climbing up the side of an avocado tree and it did more for me than it was incredible. I was just enjoying watching his body kind of undulate. It was fulfilling me.

Mattew Souza (10:06):

I came here to coach Phil and turned out he coached me. They have those lines. It’s me who’s learning from the kids.

Sevan Matossian (10:19):

Jay Sheets spit on it and go for round two, let ’em have it set. Wow. Brutal.

Mattew Souza (10:39):


Sevan Matossian (10:39):

Shit. Jay Sheets. Jake Chapman. I am so gay. That photo’s gay. That’s for sure. I chub up every time I see it. God, you’re thick. Look at you. You’re just a mesic.

Mattew Souza (10:54):

Yeah. Thick boy.

Sevan Matossian (10:56):

Hey, that should be a mold for a lollipop for girls. Bachelorette parties. Great. Chapman’s. There’s a stick and his penis is the stick. He just has a huge dong and you, Hey, his core is almost thicker than his lats, and yet he’s still not fat. It’s crazy. He’s like part snake. Fascinating exchange between if I do say so myself between Mr. Castro and I yesterday there was a point in the show where he brought up Jeffrey Adler being a CrossFitter, and then he ridiculed me for not listening and uncovering it when he was on the show and what a tremendous a hundred foot view Jeffrey Adler was on the show. I did not uncover it, but let’s go up to the 5,000 foot view. I’m uncovering it now on the show as you tell me. Huh? You see that? You see that. Now let’s go up to the 30,000 foot view. How come it’s nowhere on.com or the games Instagram or the game site? How come it’s being uncovered on this show? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking, I’m going to take a lick of my Jake Chapman lollipop. I deserve it.

Mattew Souza (12:27):


Sevan Matossian (12:29):

I earned it. It’s good, right? It’s like, wow. I was thinking last night, I’m like, fuck, that’s so crazy. I don’t do CrossFit. I’m not a good listener and I didn’t uncover that. Adler’s a hardcore, and yet there it is right on the show and my competition doesn’t, doesn’t unveil. Unveiled die right now. Do you guys know this song? Listen to this. It’s a great theme for this show. Can that be a title of the show?

Mattew Souza (13:17):

Yes. That could also be a button on my soundboard

Sevan Matossian (13:23):

Audrey, with a consistent theme of wanting to do things that Brian Friend, maybe a Brian friend Lollipop, custom malts. Oh shit. Jeremy World seven. You talked to Philip this morning. He was saying all of these things. No, I didn’t. Oh, maybe I did. Hold on, hold on. Is that what inspired that? No, he just said, he said, good podcast with Dave. Unless it was in my dms. He said something. I didn’t talk to him though. I don’t think I did Tank Reeves. That song’s gay than a $3 bill. I don’t think a $3 bill is that gay. So

Mattew Souza (14:18):

Also, do we have any updates on the October 4th

Sevan Matossian (14:20):


Mattew Souza (14:21):

Now that it’s October 7th,

Sevan Matossian (14:23):

I have turned into a robot.

Mattew Souza (14:26):

Did it happen?

Sevan Matossian (14:28):

Did I tell you what happened in the coffee shop? Did I tell you guys that story?

Mattew Souza (14:31):


Sevan Matossian (14:34):

Dude in Alaska just got off night shift. Good night. Instead of going to bed, I pulled out my penis and cracked a C four. Let’s go. I keep a $2 bill on my wallet at all times.

Mattew Souza (14:51):

That seems like something people in Kentucky would do.

Sevan Matossian (14:54):

Dude, I used to do that when I was six.

Mattew Souza (15:00):

I had like $22 bills just floating around. I kept keeping ’em thinking They’re good luck.

Sevan Matossian (15:04):

You go over and watch the Froning video. You tell me what you think. You go over and watch the Phil, Dr. Phil. Don’t get triggered. Now listen, I have to warn you guys. It gets real intense. At one point, the guy breaks his leg in bootcamp, and then some trainers are going to cry and say that he means a lot to them, and then they’re going to show him in the coffee shop, Hey, there’s Vander Slut. I know you’re a good dude. I know we’re homies, but here bend over. I got to give you something. If you ask the person a question and they repeat the question in the answer, you cut out the question. I’m okay with the question in there. I’m the first one who’s like, yeah, this shit can be sloppy. You can have the question in there, let the filmmaker cross the line, whatever, but you can’t have both.


It’s six hours and 14 minutes. Double the length of the Titanic. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, 33 or 36 minutes of fucking. That being said, I wasn’t like, Hey, I wish this was over or anything. Maybe because in my head I’m like, oh God, I can’t believe I’m going to put it. I’m going to put it in frowny tomorrow. Never put it in frowny. That was another thing that was unacceptable. When Rory went on the Lone Ranger podcast and they asked him about the Lone Ranger Tonto, one of ’em asked him about the CrossFit is over email that went out. Rory’s like basically, I’m not for that, and Rich wasn’t for it. It was some marketing guy. I shut the fuck up, dude.

Mattew Souza (16:46):

That’s a great move. That’s a great move. And he’s fired, by the way. Did you like it? No. Okay. He’s fired.

Sevan Matossian (16:54):

Got rid of him.

Mattew Souza (16:57):

I thought that was genius.

Sevan Matossian (16:58):

I know. I know. I’m going to get a text any minute from Rich Ronning SSR telling me what a dick I am. I’ve been here. I know.

Mattew Souza (17:05):

I thought that email was great.

Sevan Matossian (17:08):

It’s okay. Everyone knows I’m fucking team rich. Love the dude. Let’s have Angelo on and just cross-examine him. Let’s spit on Angelo and try to get him, give him a second, second, third. Shafting

Mattew Souza (17:25):

About Phil. I think he probably had nothing to do with that.

Sevan Matossian (17:28):


Mattew Souza (17:29):


Sevan Matossian (17:29):

Oh, but he’s on the team. Who cares? I think I found it. Adam Blakesley. I tuned out on the Mayhem video started playing Wordle.

Caleb Beaver (17:38):

How many tries did it take you?

Sevan Matossian (17:40):

What’s Wordle?

Caleb Beaver (17:41):

It’s a game where you have to guess a five letter word and five guesses or six guesses, something, and then it gives you hints as you go each word you guess. It’ll give you a hint basically.

Sevan Matossian (17:59):

Do people really like it or is it like Scrabble? Just one of those games that people play to try to think that they’re smart. Let people, oh, I play Scrabble.

Mattew Souza (18:05):

I went

Sevan Matossian (18:06):

And saw the Rolling Stones 72 times.

Caleb Beaver (18:09):

That’s something people do to be smart. Yeah, it’s probably that

Sevan Matossian (18:15):

One really likes it.

Caleb Beaver (18:16):


Mattew Souza (18:17):

I think you could play against your friends or something, right? It used to give you a thing that you could post and it was like you got it in so many tries and everybody would post it on their story. Remember that? Right?

Sevan Matossian (18:28):

That’s how I learned


Daniel Garrity. Dave’s answer on why Jim should affiliate needs an all hands meeting. He recovered a bit on the second pass, but the initial answer needed some. Mark Twain. Dude, listen. I don’t mean to jerk myself off. Yeah, I do. I fucking came in and crushed it for him. He wasn’t going to give the whole list. Well, you do it so that you can get 3% off at Rogue and 8% off at Jamba Juice and so that you can get the affiliate handbook that tells you that you don’t need door stoppers, which you really need. It’s a club. You want to be in the club. I think it was honest. He wasn’t trying to sell anything, but then I came in and had to fucking destroy it. C e o style.

Mattew Souza (19:15):

Man. It’d still be cool if we were just going after the N S C A case and the American Beverage Association, and then that way you could put it on your door and be like, Hey, what do we stand for? This is the truth. I pay my three grand because when this comes here, you know that you’re going to get the real, real, not the government sponsored, endorsed

Sevan Matossian (19:34):

Good brand value there too. Right? Fuck with us and find out. Fuck around and find out how much better is Fuck around and find out. Then let’s

Mattew Souza (19:42):

Go. Let’s go.

Sevan Matossian (19:45):

Hey, let’s go. Fuck around. Let’s go. Yeah. I so much like that.

Caleb Beaver (19:50):


Sevan Matossian (19:50):

The cliches that I like are the internet is undefeated. Fuck around and find out. Does anyone not like fuck around and find out?

Caleb Beaver (20:00):

It’s getting old for me.

Sevan Matossian (20:01):

It is. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah, it’s got to eventually, right? I appreciate your honesty. You get to keep your job. Oh, so the Shakin very compelling. Great idea, dude. This is a brilliant idea. This is Mr. Beast shit. 20 seconds of speed up of you and your mom and your dad. By the way, you’re skinny. Are you eating?

Caleb Beaver (20:22):

No, I’m not.

Sevan Matossian (20:24):

Yeah, you look skinny. Shit in that video. I couldn’t believe how skinny you looked.

Caleb Beaver (20:28):

Yeah, I’ve not been eating very much lately. I’ve just been not because I’m not. Do

Sevan Matossian (20:32):

You have an eating

Mattew Souza (20:32):

Disorder? Do

Sevan Matossian (20:33):

You want Hillary to make a video on you? No’s.

Caleb Beaver (20:35):

Okay. I’m fine.

Mattew Souza (20:37):

Hard of the podcast.

Caleb Beaver (20:39):

Kayla, staying busy.

Sevan Matossian (20:40):

Oh, will you swing your mic close to your mouth? Not that it sounds bad, but yeah, thanks you. There you go. So the Shakin video, incredible thumbnail’s. Brilliant. I love it. And the only thing is the audio, so I didn’t make it through. Not this one. The most recent one. This one? Yeah, that one is great. That red shirt, the way that’s framed, that thumbnail is brilliant, but the audio of the music and the audio of you talking so off, the music is so fucking loud compared to you talking and my kids were sleeping and I kept having to go lower louder, and it’s, it’s not like five or six. It’s 50 when you talk. It has to be on 70 when the music’s playing. It’s on 15.

Caleb Beaver (21:27):


Sevan Matossian (21:28):

But dude, it’s brilliant, dude. I’ll watch that shit all day. That’s got that total Matt Frazier. I’m rebuilding my barn, that cord and all that. It talks to my inner hater. I’m just hating the dude with you, but laughing at him too. You know what I mean?

Caleb Beaver (21:43):

Yeah. I’ve been doing the same thing. I just find so many random, I’m like, what were you thinking?

Sevan Matossian (21:49):

You just want to find more. You can’t

Caleb Beaver (21:50):

Wait to

Sevan Matossian (21:51):

Find a stack of dead rats under the board.

Caleb Beaver (21:53):

Absolutely. The tub of lube that I found, I had walked past that three or four times, didn’t think anything of it, and then when I went to pick it up to throw it away, I was like, Hmm, I wonder what this is. And I started picking through it and I noticed that it was just like lube,

Sevan Matossian (22:08):

Put your dad on the spot. Be like, dad, why would this guy need a tub of lube? And then just point the camera at him, deadpan him. Just fuck him up. Hey, seriously, air on the side of putting the music too low.

Caleb Beaver (22:19):


Sevan Matossian (22:20):

Because the shit you say is going to be the fun part. Fun stuff.

Caleb Beaver (22:22):

Got it. Okay, I’ll do that.

Sevan Matossian (22:24):

Yeah, this is brilliant. Just a closeup of you and your mom dismantling the side of a wall. I was like, oh, this is good.

Caleb Beaver (22:32):

Yeah, that was a lot of fun.

Sevan Matossian (22:34):

Yeah, that’s great. That’s all just iPhone.

Caleb Beaver (22:37):

Yeah, all iPhone.

Sevan Matossian (22:38):

That’s great. That’s great. So good. Oh, look, you and your dad teamwork. That’s so cool.

Caleb Beaver (22:47):

Yeah, they’ve been helping me a lot lately.

Sevan Matossian (22:49):

How old’s your dad? He looks young. Is he 60 yet?

Caleb Beaver (22:54):


Sevan Matossian (22:55):

He’s young.

Caleb Beaver (22:55):

Six, I think.

Sevan Matossian (22:57):

Wow. Dude. I’ll still be wiping probably one of my kids’ asses. And your dad’s helping you fucking rebuild a house at 56. We’re not 56.

Caleb Beaver (23:05):

Yeah, he’s been putting in a lot of work. It’s pretty awesome. He does CrossFit too every day.

Sevan Matossian (23:14):

Clock a few shows ago. This is going to be good. This is going to be trying to get ass pounded, right? I can already tell it’s a setup. Okay, here we go. A clock. A few shows ago, Seon, the host of the Seon podcast, the guy in the middle with the glasses referred to someone acting like a friend, but telling people behind his back to stay away from Seon. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Seon dumping a deuce all over riches film. Makes me think it’s No, no, no, no, no, no. I love Rich to fucking death. Not even close, but I have talked to, but no, not even close. Not even close. Astute though, dude, I love the fact that you’re on the show. I want to give you a clue because this person’s name never comes up in the show and it’s come up so many times in the last week. It’s fucking a trip. Did you guys sense that? Did you watch the Dave Show yesterday?

Caleb Beaver (24:18):

No, I didn’t get a chance to. It came up.

Sevan Matossian (24:23):

Look in the private chat, what I just wrote you guys. I want to tell you guys a secret that the audience can’t hear, and this person’s name never comes up and yeah, it’s crazy. Are you thinking back? Do you remember it coming up, Susa?

Mattew Souza (24:38):

No, I’m lost.

Sevan Matossian (24:40):

It was a storm. It was a storm. Do you know? But you know what clock’s referring to right about someone two weeks ago. They want to collaborate with me, and then all of a sudden I hear they’re telling people that, Hey, don’t collaborate with me. It’s like, wow, what?

Mattew Souza (24:54):

Got it now? Now I

Sevan Matossian (24:55):


Mattew Souza (24:56):


Sevan Matossian (24:58):

No, if I didn’t think things were good, if there was something weird between Rich and I would not shit on his film, I would stay away from him. The only reason why I’m shitting on this film is because we’re friends.

Mattew Souza (25:08):

It’s constructive feedback.

Sevan Matossian (25:11):

Yeah, not shitting on it. Sorry. Yeah. Giving

Mattew Souza (25:12):

Constructive feedback

Sevan Matossian (25:13):

And like SLU a lot. No, not James Hobart, but James Hobart will never be invited back on the show again if that adds any value to you. But no, I love James, but he will never fucking be invited back on here.

Caleb Beaver (25:36):

Figured a lot of people have been asking for that new show again. They’re like, we want James back for the new show.

Sevan Matossian (25:40):

Listen, he would have to do something so incredible to ever be invited back on here, like get into porn or fight Dave at the games or something.

Mattew Souza (25:50):

Wouldn’t that be a twist? Like it’s the dude showing you a perfect squat, then he’s just humping some chick on another site.

Sevan Matossian (25:56):

Yes. Yes. I bet

Mattew Souza (25:57):

It’d be immaculate form. Just like the demo video.

Caleb Beaver (26:00):

Immaculate Missionary.

Sevan Matossian (26:02):

I could see James doing porn.

Mattew Souza (26:06):

Oh yeah,

Caleb Beaver (26:08):


Sevan Matossian (26:11):

Hobart like having sex with some real pale girl from some Nordic country, so he looks tan porn Bart. There you go. Thank you. Kenneth. Oh, that’s not a bad title for Show Tank and se Talk Flat Earth and other stuff that scares the shit out of Sev. Only Bart Hobart. Oh, wow. Wow.

Mattew Souza (26:38):


Sevan Matossian (26:39):

Wow. Look at him leaning into it.

Mattew Souza (26:41):

Nice lollipop.

Sevan Matossian (26:44):

Will you go to the CrossFit games Instagram account? How long before the CrossFit games? Oh, let’s get Carolyn Lambay on and ask her if that shit is true that Dave said. I’ll send her a text today with you on it. I’m going to say, Hey, we’re not going to talk to you at all about, we’re not going to talk to you at all about Roman. Roman. Yeah, thank you. Look at what Danielle? Brandon’s upside down.

Mattew Souza (27:17):

Yeah, it’s from those pullovers.

Sevan Matossian (27:24):

You’re even hot when you’re upside down. That’s cool.

Mattew Souza (27:27):

Oh, both of them.

Sevan Matossian (27:31):

That other upside down photo was on the GH HD though, right?

Mattew Souza (27:35):

Nope. No pull bar. See the pull bar?

Sevan Matossian (27:39):

Oh, pullover. Ah. He doesn’t Listen. Mrs. Burns, I really want to be able to keep watching the show while at work with all this porn talk and I’m going to get fired. Don’t you work for yourself?

Mattew Souza (28:01):

No. I think she has another job too. Oh, she’s going to fire herself. She’s like packing stuff like, oh, great. Here comes hr, just her, her husband. You don’t own headphones.

Sevan Matossian (28:15):

Some dude in Switzerland look at 1 61. Some dude in Switzerland made a post on Facebook two years ago calling someone a fat lesbian and he got arrested for it. He’s doing 60 days in jail. Oh, you’re a pediatric I C U nurse. Shit. Shit. That’s like kids who are really fucked up. Right? Kids

Mattew Souza (28:37):

Who are destroyed. Wow. Yeah. Holy. That’s

Sevan Matossian (28:40):


Mattew Souza (28:42):

That sucks.

Sevan Matossian (28:43):

Swiss L G B T Q group praised jail sentence for commentator who called journalist a fat lesbian.

Mattew Souza (28:53):

It’s about time we got some more harsher punishments for these crimes.

Sevan Matossian (28:58):

Which part? What’s the offense? Two years ago, calling her a fat lesbian. Who is unhinged? Dude, your society is unhinged. You went to jail for calling someone a fat lesbian. What do they look like? We should start there. She actually wasn’t that fat. I saw a picture of her, but she’s kind of got some of those stereotypical gay things going. Lesbian things going,

Mattew Souza (29:29):


Sevan Matossian (29:30):

Yeah, haircut. Oh, Kyle Landis. Crazy. Crazy. Irrelevant question, but so completely irrelevant, but so important for our current society. Kyle Landis says, but was the journalist a fat lesbian? Yeah. Isn’t that crazy? G Sheet. Shouldn’t fat lesbian be a compliment? Seriously? No.

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