#1027 – The OFFICIAL review | Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

Getting the Sunday ticket now, basically four $50. Bam. We’re live to watch Tyson play

Mattew Souza (00:08):

Because he’s playing now.

Sevan Matossian (00:09):

I think he’s going to play today. I mean, and when I say that, I have no fucking idea.

Mattew Souza (00:15):

I’m only saying that reading the comment.

Sevan Matossian (00:18):

Yeah. Okay, so I guess I’ll show you what I got. I’ll show you what page. Oh, I guess I should set up my headset too. All my shit’s all fucked up. I didn’t sleep great last night.

Mattew Souza (00:36):

Do me either. It was so hard for me to sleep last night too.

Sevan Matossian (00:41):

I don’t know why. Was it hot? Is that why or muggy or what the fuck’s going on here in California?

Mattew Souza (00:45):

I mean, I think for me it was just the traveler sized coffee we took down throughout the day.

Sevan Matossian (00:51):

Oh, oh, yeah. We pretty much drank a whole travel. We drank a Starbucks cardboard box to our head, huh? Yeah, he’s promoted a David weed. He’s promoted to QB two.

Mattew Souza (01:06):


Sevan Matossian (01:06):

Think that’s really David? He looks like Michael Todd, the wrestler. Michael Todd.

Mattew Souza (01:11):

Not a chance.

Sevan Matossian (01:12):

You don’t think that’s really him right there in that picture. Uhuh. Uhuh. Too manly. Too scary. You think David Weeded looks more like Woody Allen? He’s a little tiny pussy Jewish dude. 95 pounds soaking wet, so he just puts in scary

Mattew Souza (01:32):

Profile photos.

Sevan Matossian (01:34):

He’s the kind of guy he puts the clips on and he adds that to his weight too. He’s like, yeah, deadlifted 180 5 and a quarter pounds. Clips, clips, clips. Come on, David. Tell us, oh, it’s you. Alright, fine. Totally wrong. No, there’s no Woody Allen in you. All right. Now I do like the picture. You do look hard. I don’t want to be overcritical, but you do kind of have this look like you’re bent over and there’s someone behind you and you have this look of terror on your face. Nothing hostile. Just maybe a finger or two. Not a whole dick going in there, but just saying just maybe like a finger or something. Intimately familiar with that face. Hey David. What’s up dude? We’re scheduling David for a show, right?

Mattew Souza (02:16):


Sevan Matossian (02:17):


Mattew Souza (02:17):

Yeah, yeah.

Sevan Matossian (02:19):

Copper. He’s a copper and an affiliate owner. Crazy. Ophelia. Ophelia. Ophelia Dick.

Mattew Souza (02:27):

What is that?

Sevan Matossian (02:29):

Geez. Captain Tranny. Captain America. That’s what that is. Seriously. That is what that is. That’s a wooden tranny. Captain America Tyson’s going to play today. So excited. Let me show you what I got. Oh, it’s already up on the screen. Okay, so I bought it and then it took me to this page. I guess I click one of these and see if I got it. Oh, here. Chicago n f l 10:00 AM I’ll click that one. Okay. Notify me. Live in two hours so

Mattew Souza (03:03):

You can’t see. I can’t go there and see that same thing unless I buy the package.

Sevan Matossian (03:08):

I guess not. Let me see if there’s a game I can actually see watch. Oh, there’s no games that have started yet. Are there any games guys that are on now?

Mattew Souza (03:20):

Yeah, it’s 10:00 AM in the East coast and something be starting

Sevan Matossian (03:23):

Here. Lemme see live. I can’t tell if these, I’m assuming these times are my times. Oh, block. Oh, Los Angeles Rams and Colts is blocked in my area.

Mattew Souza (03:36):

You have the total package?

Sevan Matossian (03:39):

I guess not. Look, I can’t watch this game for sure would’ve started. This is East Coast shit. Buffalo and Miami. That’s Florida and New York, right?

Mattew Souza (03:50):

Unless it’s like a one o’clock their time game or something.

Sevan Matossian (03:53):

Damn, they don’t even have any comments. Should I write first in here? How do you do that? I don’t even see where to type. Oh,

Mattew Souza (04:02):

Maybe that’s why it looks like they don’t have it

Sevan Matossian (04:06):


Mattew Souza (04:06):

Able turned on or something. What did that thing say?

Sevan Matossian (04:10):

Chat kicks off. Oh, chat kicks off with the game. Okay. Alright, fine. All right, so I’m watching. I’m going to watch the football today. I don’t know if I’m going to actually watch it. I want to play tennis with Avi. We played best out of 11 games to 11 points. And I know that’s not how you played tennis, but that’s how we did it. And I lost six one and I was so sore the next day, but I’m ready to go again. It’s blocked because it’s Spectrum because we’re in California or something. Right. It’s like no local games or something. Oh. Who’s playing now? Paulina says are playing now Are plane. Who’s playing Our plane? Our plane? Who’s playing? No one’s playing our plane. Who’s playing our plane? Buffalo and Miami’s playing now. And

Mattew Souza (04:57):

Type one lifting said they play at one.

Sevan Matossian (05:02):

Oh Eastern Time. Okay.

Mattew Souza (05:05):


Sevan Matossian (05:08):

London games are playing now. Jaguar Falcons are playing. Okay, let’s see if I can find that. Hold on. Lemme see. Lemme see if I know what’s going on. I don’t see Jaguar Falcons.

Mattew Souza (05:22):

No idea.

Sevan Matossian (05:23):

49 ERs are blocked in my area. The Raiders are blocked in my area. The N F L Red Zone is on right now. Oh no, that’s not on. No, there’s nothing on now. Oh, Jaguar and Detroit? No, that’s Panthers got my cat’s confused. There’s nothing playing right now. Sorry guys. I know. I own the N F L ticket now. You guys can’t be talking to any football shit to me. I’m telling you no one’s playing.

Mattew Souza (05:54):

Wait, I think I got it. I don’t even have the

Sevan Matossian (05:58):

Caved Astro. I would be careful not to play any of the N F L broadcasts. I have a cough congestion and a sore throat. Should I test for Covid? Absolutely not. I told you about the guy I am staying with, right? He works for some company in the city and he goes sick. So they made him test for Covid and he tested negative and they still sent him home. And I go, why did they have you test then? And he said, because if I did have it, then they have to notify everyone in the company

Mattew Souza (06:33):


Sevan Matossian (06:36):

It’s wow. We live with idiots, wad Zombie. The Falcons are for sure playing now. Okay, I see the Ravens. I got that. I see the Panthers. The Falcons. That’s a bird, right? What’s their I see the Eagles. I see the cardinals. Damn. I see all the birds. I don’t see the Falcons. I see the Ravens. Shit. There’s a lot of, okay, here we go. Houston, Texas and Atlanta. Falcons. I click the button. No, sorry. It’s live in seven days on October 8th. Oh, this is lame. I better have today’s game. Is Chicago playing Denver today? Please say, is that who they’re playing? Please say I got the right thing package. Oh no. Oh no, guys, look what I have. Look what I have. Someone tell me if I did this right, shit. Do I own this? Do I own the N F L?

Mattew Souza (07:38):

You? You bought it?

Sevan Matossian (07:40):

Yeah. Is this right? Look, Cincinnati and Tennessee. Are they playing right now? It says look, I click on it and it says not yet. Oh, live in two hours? Yeah.

Mattew Souza (07:52):

Do they only allow it to be in your same time? Like play

Sevan Matossian (07:54):


Mattew Souza (07:55):

The same time in your time zone or something?

Sevan Matossian (07:59):

I don’t know. But look, I’m clicking. Oh, here we go.

Mattew Souza (08:02):

Someone’s going to help us out.

Sevan Matossian (08:03):

Of course. The phone’s not working. Hold on. Hold on.

Mattew Souza (08:05):

Jackson leading Falcon zero to seven to zero right now.

Sevan Matossian (08:10):

Hold on, caller. Hold on. I’m hooking you up because you’re going to hook me up. Right? Here we go. Okay. What’s going on? Tell me how the N F L works now that I’m an owner. Hello? Caller.

Gabe (08:23):

What’s up?

Sevan Matossian (08:24):


Gabe (08:26):

That’s Gabe.

Sevan Matossian (08:27):

Gabe. What’s up dude?

Gabe (08:30):

I’m going to use your platform to plug.

Sevan Matossian (08:32):

Oh, Gabe, I got bad news for you.

Gabe (08:35):

What’s that? It wasn’t me.

Sevan Matossian (08:36):

I drank. Was it me? I drank full. I had to have a scoop of Folgers this morning. Dude, I’m not even fucking with you.

Mattew Souza (08:42):


Sevan Matossian (08:44):


Gabe (08:46):

I know. It’s all good. It’s all good. You should be getting your package. I ated. So you should be getting it Monday.

Sevan Matossian (08:51):

You know, I don’t condone hitting women, but Paulina needs to get, she needs to get slapped up. Dude. You got the new Women on staff who could fucking slap her up?

Gabe (09:02):

No, I think she’s the strongest one on staff. She’s I’d

Sevan Matossian (09:07):

The one that

Gabe (09:07):

Does all the enforcing.

Sevan Matossian (09:09):

If I tried to slap Paul Alina, she’d probably grab my hand and throw me in a trash can.

Gabe (09:14):

Dude, you try slapping her. I think your hand is going to shatter

Sevan Matossian (09:19):

Paulina. What the fuck is going on? Look at, she says she already takes responsibility. She’s already in the chat. It’s my fault. Look at her.

Gabe (09:26):

It’s not her fault. It’s not her fault.

Sevan Matossian (09:28):

Go down to D Ball and go to the post office for fuck’s sake.

Gabe (09:33):

It’s not her fault. It’s not her fault. We sent it out on Friday to next day. But U P s is U P Ss. So it is what it’s, you should be getting our new line of merch that’s dropping today.

Sevan Matossian (09:46):


Gabe (09:46):

Mech. So people, yep. Hoodies for the fall shirts as well. But the main reason why I called was because yeah, if you have ESPN plus you can watch the Jaguars versus the Falcons

Sevan Matossian (10:05):


Gabe (10:05):

Then your N F L Sunday ticket, everything that’s blocked, everything that’s public in your area, you could just watch normally. So E S P N owns the quote London game, so you’ll watch that on ESPN Plus. Then regular streamed or regular broadcasted games, you’ll be able to watch on your N F L ticket thing that you purchased. So for instance, Thursday games, you’re not going to be able to watch there because Amazon owns that Monday night football games. You’re not going to be able to watch it there because E S P N owns that.

Sevan Matossian (10:37):


Gabe (10:39):


Sevan Matossian (10:39):

Haven’t heard you say Chicago so far so good.

Gabe (10:42):

Yeah, you’ll be able to watch that. You’ll be able to watch that on your e s ESPN on your YouTube TV N F L game ticket that you bought. So you’re going to be good.

Sevan Matossian (10:50):

Okay. I’m excited.

Gabe (10:53):

But if that fails, I’ll also send you a link where you could just not have spent all that money and you could still watch it.

Sevan Matossian (10:59):

Oh, great. Which I think Gabe already said he’d hook you up with. Spent my life’s savings on brisket yesterday.

Gabe (11:08):

How was yesterday? How was yesterday, by the way?

Sevan Matossian (11:10):

It was good. It was really good. I learned a lot of shit. There’s so many practical takeaways. So many fucking practical takeaways. Athena should be so proud. It’s crazy.

Gabe (11:18):

Yeah, Athena was really, really dope. Was her mom there?

Sevan Matossian (11:21):

Her mom was not there. The seminar was sold out. Her and just one other lady put on the entire seminar. What was that lady’s name? Kim. Kim, yep. Yeah, which is crazy.

Gabe (11:32):

She’s a little taller, right?

Sevan Matossian (11:34):

She said she was taller still individual. She said like 13 times that she was almost six feet tall. But I didn’t notice how tall she was.

Gabe (11:42):

Okay. No, because I think I’ve met her, Athena and her mom. They’re

Sevan Matossian (11:46):

Really, she’s, I really enjoy them. Blue. She’s a blue hair. She has the same haircut as me. Shaved on the side with a man bun. That’s her right there.

Gabe (11:54):

Oh yeah. There she’s, yeah. Yeah. She’s really cool. I’ve seen the whole crew that she uses to put on the seminar is really, really cool, in my opinion.

Sevan Matossian (12:03):

That Lady’s energy didn’t drop once. She gave so many lectures and she was on point and it finishes really strong. You took it already? Did you take the seminar?

Gabe (12:14):

No, but I sent her some product for the very first seminar that she put on

Sevan Matossian (12:20):

Paulina. Sent her my coffee.

Gabe (12:23):

No, this was pre Paulina days. Yeah. So when she first started with the seminar, I sent her a few bags of coffee to give out to every participant when she first had it. But no, then I met her at the games and everything. So it’s really cool. It’s really cool. I’ll get off and I’ll let you talk about it, but you’ll be fine. You’ll be able to watch Tyson play.

Sevan Matossian (12:43):

Alright, thanks.

Gabe (12:43):

I don’t think he’s going to play this game, but I 100%. I’m certain he’ll play Thursday because Thursday is the only, it’s bears versus something, whatever, whoever the hell it is. But it’s the only game on Thursday and it would be such a better stage for him. So more eyeballs on

Sevan Matossian (12:59):

Him for Thursday. So they play Sunday and Thursday?

Gabe (13:02):


Sevan Matossian (13:03):

Is Thursday. Thanksgiving isn’t, is this Thursday? Thanksgiving?

Gabe (13:07):

No, no, no. Every Thursday they have one Thursday night game.

Sevan Matossian (13:11):

When did they start that? I watched the N F L. I don’t remember that.

Gabe (13:18):

It’s been around for a while.

Sevan Matossian (13:19):


Gabe (13:20):

No, like years new-ish in the sense of maybe like five, six years.

Sevan Matossian (13:24):

Oh, alright.

Gabe (13:25):

No more than that. Jesus. When I was in college. Holy crap. No way more than that. Almost 10 years.

Sevan Matossian (13:31):

Do they still have night football? It’s been around. Do they still have Monday night football?

Gabe (13:34):

Yeah, Thursday night they have Monday night. I think now they play two games Monday night as well. It’s crazy.

Sevan Matossian (13:40):

They have

Gabe (13:41):

Bracket and money.

Sevan Matossian (13:42):

Wow. I remember when was just one Monday night game and Thursdays you got a special Thursday game at Thanksgiving.

Gabe (13:51):

Now you get Thursdays every single week. I mean, they’re just making money hand over fist.

Sevan Matossian (13:55):


Gabe (13:56):


Sevan Matossian (13:56):

Invested. I’m a part owner.

Gabe (13:59):

I think we all are. I think all are invested on Tyson doing really, really cool.

Sevan Matossian (14:04):

Really good. Hey, I think Tyson’s going to make me rich.

Gabe (14:08):

I hope so. Hell yeah. That’d be awesome. I mean,

Sevan Matossian (14:12):

For him to, I think Tyson’s going to sell you bags of coffee. I seriously think it’s going to work like that. He’s going to become his own little ecosystem.

Gabe (14:19):

Dude, I would appreciate it. I know that he wears that c e o shirt that Travis sent him. That to me, every time he comes on to me is like, dude, that guy is such a good dude.

Sevan Matossian (14:28):

Yeah. Yeah. That is a good

Gabe (14:29):


Sevan Matossian (14:29):


Gabe (14:31):

Yeah. He has nothing. He has no reason to constantly wear it and he just still does. So that’s really cool for you and cool, obviously for Travis and everyone that supports the podcast.

Sevan Matossian (14:41):

I don’t want feel like I’m not contributing though. I researched fluoride for him and I did a whole bit on fluoride for him. Couldn’t have made it brother. He’s an influencer of sorts. He influenced the podcast.

Gabe (14:54):

He definitely influences the podcast. But you guys go

Sevan Matossian (14:57):

Think of how many people, Gabe stopped using fluoride because he wanted to know about it and then I did a bid on it. See how that just travels?

Gabe (15:05):

I mean, hey, this is a pretty good platform for that. I can attest and a lot of other people can attest. I’ve been trying to tell everyone that sponsors you guys to hop on the train and go full force. But

Sevan Matossian (15:19):

Yeah, tell him

Gabe (15:21):

Not everyone’s on the same page.

Sevan Matossian (15:22):

Tell him I gave my eight sleep to Will and now I’m regretting it,

Gabe (15:30):

Which will

Sevan Matossian (15:31):

Will Branstetter.

Gabe (15:34):

Dude, why would you give that? How much does that cost? Isn’t that expensive?

Sevan Matossian (15:38):

2200 bucks. But last night I was sleeping in my son, Avi was sleeping in bed with me, and I swear to fucking God, he sweats so much that ducks were trying to land in our bed last night. It was like a fucking ecosystem. It was like a marsh. He’s eight. He must be on testosterone or something. It’s crazy.

Gabe (15:57):

I mean, he is growing.

Sevan Matossian (15:58):

It’s crazy.

Gabe (15:59):

He’s growing. Do you readily give presents, give gifts that are worth $2,200

Sevan Matossian (16:04):

All the time? Yeah.

Gabe (16:06):

Can I get a gift?

Sevan Matossian (16:07):


Gabe (16:08):

I don’t know something.

Sevan Matossian (16:09):

We’ll look around. Lemme look around my office and see what I can give you

Gabe (16:15):

That bag of weeded that you have there. Just ship it

Sevan Matossian (16:17):

Over. I’ll ship that over to you. Yeah, that thing. I gave that thing to him. Hey, but he said it came broken.

Gabe (16:26):

How does the mattress come broken? How does the thing come broken?

Sevan Matossian (16:29):

He said it was rattling, but he did call them and they’re going to send ’em a new one.

Gabe (16:34):

Oh, well there you go. At least now you know that they have really good customer service.

Sevan Matossian (16:38):

Look at,

Gabe (16:39):

So that’s a plus.

Sevan Matossian (16:40):

Yeah, that’s the truth. Oh, that’s a good sign, right? Wow. Look at you eight. Sleep. Great customer service.

Gabe (16:46):

I mean,

Sevan Matossian (16:47):

No questions asked. They’re like, Hey. They’re like, Hey, you didn’t buy one of these. He goes, I know you gave one to my friend. They’re like, alright. And they sent him a new one.

Gabe (16:56):

That’s tremendous customer service. Tremendous. Also, I had a little mishap, mishap with the Victor, Victor Brown, I think that’s his name. He’s in the chat. I gave him a call to tell him, Hey man, so sorry with a mishap on an order and I was going to give him free, free coffee. Every time there’s a mishap on an order or anything like that, obviously things happen.

Sevan Matossian (17:15):

What happened to make it, he got the wrong flavor. What could go wrong? Wrong size, wrong flavor?

Gabe (17:21):

No, just because sometimes when we ship things out, when we ship things out, let’s say U P Ss or U S P S, whenever we drop it off at the post office, things can happen, right? It’s post office and we ship out a lot of packages. So if we ship out 50 packages, we’ll get one or two, right? That something happens, whether it’s broken, whether it gets lost. And that’s just part of business. So that’s a loss on us, but I always try to make it right by not making them wait and just saying, Hey, I’m going to ship out another to you while we figure this out. So if they got, let’s say, a box of 50 coffees, I’ll still send out a replacement box of 50 coffees in the meantime while we figure out what’s going on.

Sevan Matossian (18:00):

Oh, speaking of 50 coffees, how’s the instant coffee coming?

Gabe (18:03):

Dude, that’s a you and I thing.

Sevan Matossian (18:06):

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Gabe (18:10):

It’s all good. It’s coming along. It’s growing pains because other companies, when I’m not in charge of something stupid things happen. They mixed my coffee with another brand.

Sevan Matossian (18:22):

Oh fuck. Well, I’m so excited about that. I won’t tell anyone else. That’s it. Just this one show.

Gabe (18:28):

Okay, perfect. Thank you. I appreciate it. But whoever’s listening, yeah, we’re coming out with an instant solution for you guys. So you guys can just

Sevan Matossian (18:35):


Gabe (18:35):

And go So you don’t have to drink Starbucks. Thank you.

Sevan Matossian (18:39):

Sometimes there’s no time or the machine’s broken or I’m traveling. And instant would be great. This morning I seriously had Folgers.

Gabe (18:48):

Yeah, I mean, hey, that’s completely fine. It’s totally fine. There’s no wrong way to drink coffee. But again, I’m trying to find the solutions for that. Right. Well,

Sevan Matossian (18:57):

It doesn’t for whatever. I’ll tell you that

Gabe (19:01):

That’s our main goal. Our main goal now is hopefully we should have some samples. Paulina says no, but hopefully we should have some samples by Rogue.

Sevan Matossian (19:07):


Gabe (19:07):

I dunno if Matt’s going to be there or not. Hopefully I can give him some to take back so you guys can sample. But that product’s not going to come out until possibly Waap palooza time. It’s It’s a whole long process.

Sevan Matossian (19:21):

Oh, I saw you and Sarah are talking about water paloozas or something. The adults are talking, something’s a Bruin

Gabe (19:28):

Unintended. Yeah, we’re trying, and I’ll put it back out there. I’m trying to have all the businesses that sponsor the podcast be together at Water Palooza. So it can be more of an immersive experience. And I’m just not to toot my own horn or anything like that, but Matt, you saw how crazy it was at the booth, right?

Sevan Matossian (19:49):


Gabe (19:49):

Dude. So you saw how Travis benefited from that, right? You have a line and all the other businesses around me benefited from people’s just standing in line for coffee. Just imagine if it was just random businesses, if it’s businesses that are associated with the podcast.

Sevan Matossian (20:05):

So instead of just standing in line. Yeah. 62 people in line for coffee and there’s going to be an impulse buy for a c e o shirt. Thank you. Yep.

Gabe (20:13):

Yeah. No, I mean more than 62 people in line. But yeah, there were impulse buys. You can ask Travis, and I’d love for that to be the case where other businesses have reached out to me and saying, oh, can we be in the same area with you? And I have nothing. I’m like, no, I don’t know who the hell you are. You care less if I’m next to you. But if it’s someone like Travis, if it’s someone that’s in bed with you that supports a common goal, I’d rather have them on board. And Sarah obviously falls right into place with that. So it’d be cool to push some California peptides out at Water Palooza.

Sevan Matossian (20:50):

Oh yeah. It would be fucking way. Cool. Have you taken any peptides?

Gabe (20:55):

I have not, but I think I’m going to need to pretty soon, because my dumb ass signed up for a competition to get me back into shape November 11th.

Sevan Matossian (21:02):

Oh, they’re great. I don’t think you’re allowed to take ’em in comps, but we just won’t tell anyone. I dunno if they test, this is a

Gabe (21:07):

Local competition. I’ll shoot her right into my heart or something. I don’t know.

Sevan Matossian (21:11):

Local comps where Cheating’s allowed? Yes.

Gabe (21:14):

Hell yeah.

Sevan Matossian (21:15):

Encouraged. In fact, encouraged. Dude, we have hell

Gabe (21:18):


Sevan Matossian (21:19):

We have a world premiere right here. Look at this.

Gabe (21:22):

The Mayhem Empire.

Sevan Matossian (21:24):

Yeah. Look at this. Look at this. No one else has this Mayhan film.

Gabe (21:28):

You need to talk to them about not premiering at the same time that year going live.

Sevan Matossian (21:33):

That’s why I’m just going to premiere their shit. Version two. Phil Story, the Heart of Maym. Okay, thank you, Gabe.

Gabe (21:40):

Remember, go buy merch. Go buy hoodies. Go buy shirts.

Sevan Matossian (21:42):

Yes. Cups

Gabe (21:43):

Code seven, get a discount.

Sevan Matossian (21:44):

Oh, is there a discount code seven on?

Gabe (21:47):

Dude, there’s always been a discount code. Code seven on. It’s 15% off always forever until the end of time.

Sevan Matossian (21:53):

Great. I love it.

Gabe (21:55):

All talk to you guys. Enjoy the show.

Sevan Matossian (21:56):


Gabe (21:56):


Sevan Matossian (21:57):

What is this? Bahe Films present. It’s

Speaker 4 (22:01):

Jim is the complete identity of what mayhem is. People come to CrossFit thinking that they’re coming for fitness. He’s impacted so many people. I mean, we’re doing a video on, for God’s sake, I was just getting stressed out.

Sevan Matossian (22:21):

Wow, look at that mailbox. That thing is cockeyed.

Speaker 4 (22:25):

It’s a great shot all the time for no apparent reason. My mind’s, my own voice telling me how bad I am. I’ve always had problems with my weight and losing it. And when you have a catastrophic injury, other things get affected and it starts to build up. That just made everything worse.

Sevan Matossian (22:48):

Jesus. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that a Pepsi? What? What the, oh no. Okay. Alright.

Speaker 4 (23:07):

It’s hard to put into words who Phil is other than That’s exactly the type of person we want it. CrossFit Man. If I

Speaker 5 (23:14):

Could get every single person to experience it in the world, like

Speaker 4 (23:17):

Life Complete, because it is a real drop your jaw. Wow. Story. I think the Phil.

Sevan Matossian (23:22):

Yeah. John Clark. This guy’s the next Gary Roberts. No, there’ll never be another Gary Roberts, but look at Mayhem. ISS doing a weight loss story. Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 5 (23:33):

Is a better example of that than a CrossFit games athlete.

Speaker 4 (23:38):


Speaker 5 (23:39):

Where do you want to start?

Sevan Matossian (23:43):

The heart of Mayhem. Oh, I wonder if this dude had, did this dude have a heart attack? Watch Live Friday, October 6th.

Mattew Souza (23:56):

Cool. Wow.

Sevan Matossian (23:58):

What time? How long is it? Is it a bag of Twizzlers or a beer? Beer drinking movie? Dude. Fuck man. They’re just fucking taking over everywhere. That’s crazy that they’re doing this. Good on them. Look at that.

Mattew Souza (24:18):

Were they live with something else?

Sevan Matossian (24:21):

You mean on their station? Lemme see if they, I hate ’em. Well, can we

Mattew Souza (24:25):

Just bring them up and ask questions and they just,

Sevan Matossian (24:29):

Oh, it says live. Wait, what is this?

Mattew Souza (24:33):

Did you see what I’m saying? The q and a.

Sevan Matossian (24:36):

Yeah. What is this?

Mattew Souza (24:38):

That’s just to us reacting, answering their own questions. Well, if I do all these right things, then I’m going to earn God’s favor or somehow earn elevation. It’s a Sunday service thing from the,

Sevan Matossian (24:47):

Yeah. Does anyone have any questions for Rich? I

Mattew Souza (24:49):


Sevan Matossian (24:50):

Direct access to him. Right. Allowing

Mattew Souza (24:53):

The Holy Spirit.

Sevan Matossian (24:56):

Where do I skip to the parts where Rich

Mattew Souza (24:57):

Talks Jesus to come into your life and, oh, it’s a premiere, dude. It’s not even live. Yeah, I would agree with that. Yeah. Like Jim said, oh,

Sevan Matossian (25:07):

This is what’s going on. So look, someone wrote in here. I finally get to see a live chat. A live chat, not a live, it’s a premier of a live chat. And then maybe one of these dudes, the Prey or the U S A or the Mayhem shirt. Dudes, answer your questions. Maybe they’re in the chat.


I was speaking to Gary Roberts. I was thinking about Gary Roberts this morning. I was thinking about people who come on the show. I was actually talking with Susa about this yesterday, about people who come on the show and what it takes to come back on the show multiple times. This isn’t a hundred percent, there’s people who’ve been on the show more than once who don’t fall in this category. But it’s because I have a bad memory. I don’t want people on the show twice who don’t bring it. I don’t care. I don’t care. There’s this misunderstanding that somehow you’ll see people in the comments, stevon, people won’t come on the show if blah, blah, blah. I really don’t care who comes on the show at all. If they’re not going to bring it, I’ll take someone who brings it over every other quality that you have every time. So Seth Gruber brought it. Even the Flat Earth guy brought it. Gary Roberts brings it. Alex Stein brings it. Hunter McIntyre brings it. Andrew Hiller brings it. Mary Heffernan brought it. Jay Kuey brought it. If you ain’t bringing it, get the fuck out of here. This is a fucking amazing show. That fucking with an amazing audience. My audience does not want to see me fucking pull teeth. And

Mattew Souza (26:45):

They know when you do,

Sevan Matossian (26:46):

You need to fucking bring it. And if you’re not going to bring it, yeah. Brian Friend brings it. Brian Friend brings it. But he’s a great example. He brings it. But there’s sometimes when he doesn’t want to flow, he doesn’t want to be friendly or something, he’s, he’s not. Be friendly anytime. It’s not. And you don’t have to be crazy to bring it. Mike Halpin, when he’s on the show, he fucking brings it. He’s there. He’s ready. JR Howell, even though he’s not a full throttle energy, he’s present. Bringing it is different. There’s different. Tyler Watkins isn’t fucking full throttle, but he’s fucking there and he’s ready to say some shit. Bill Grundler, fuck brings it. There’s people who bring it. Unfortunately, most of the examples I’m giving are people who are super high energy and who talk a lot. But Melissa Oio, we still love unfriendly Brian. Yeah, Brian’s great. He’s fucking awesome. I’m not interested in having, even if you’re like, you’re my best friend in the whole world, I’m not interested in having people who don’t bring it. Hi. Hello. What? Colton brings that shit now. Fuck yeah. Colton brought it.

Mattew Souza (28:02):


Sevan Matossian (28:04):

You come on. You get to come on. If you bring it when Andrew’s on here, it’s hard to get off. That fucking guy will keep the show going. That’s what I need. I need to be like, okay. Okay. Stop. Well, you can be sexting while on the show as long as you’re telling us about it, Mr. Beaver. Mr. Beaver says, no sexting well on the show, but you got to be telling it, telling us. And I just was just talking to Su about it. There’s people, 12 daily doses brings it. Yeah, for sure. Brings his insanity. Brings something. Yeah. Brings his fucking supportive pedophiles. Fucking crazy. Brings his paranoid schizophrenia.

Mattew Souza (29:05):

You’re erasing my messages. You deleted my account.

Sevan Matossian (29:10):

Fucking douche. Fucking dildo.

Mattew Souza (29:15):

I’m in your head. Rent free C.

Sevan Matossian (29:20):

No, dude, you have no fucking life. And you troll fucking shows supporting your fucking desire for kids to get diddled. And it’s obvious, but you don’t even know it’s obvious. You’re fucking crazy. Yeah. Tim Murray brought it. Tater Top brought it For sure. For sure. Brought it.

Mattew Souza (29:43):

This just proves he’s in your head. Yeah. Proof. I like proof. Oh shit. Cave. You’re in my head to cave. You’re in my head too. And he’s fucking you in your ass cave.

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