Sevan Matossian (00:00):
Coffee. How’d you do it?
Mattew Souza (00:01):
Just K-Cup, the little pods you just put.
Sevan Matossian (00:03):
Oh. Oh yeah. I have a bam. We’re live. I have a, I don’t know if it’s a bang or something, but I have something in the back of the fridge that’s like a just in case
Mattew Souza (00:18):
Drink in case of emergency.
Sevan Matossian (00:20):
Yeah. I have paper street coffee. Then I have some instant coffee, and then I got this bang in the, I’m not late. Am I late? I am late. Wow. One minute late. I was putting the thumbnail in. I was putting the thumbnail in the thumbnails very, this isn’t a word. I don’t think I’ve ever used this word in a sentence. I’m going to try it. The thumbnails very emo
Mattew Souza (00:52):
Emo, okay.
Sevan Matossian (00:53):
Emo. Wow. We have Jorge Fernandez tomorrow. Tuesday. Greg Glassman, Wednesday. Mary Heffernan. This is cool. I don’t know how the shows are doing so well with such a shitty impressions. Yeah. YouTube is throttling the shit out of us.
Mattew Souza (01:17):
Yeah. Our impressions are way down compared to normally. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (01:23):
Crazy. Oh wow. Our Bryce Smith podcast has been permanently dinged. Dude, that podcast was pretty G-rated.
Mattew Souza (01:38):
Yeah, well, it was dinged. I dunno what it’s permanently dinged for.
Sevan Matossian (01:41):
It just says you can’t run good ads on it. Did you see Andrew made over $500 on his Bryce Smith video?
Mattew Souza (01:49):
Yeah, I did. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (01:54):
Holy shit. That’s crazy. That means people, just how I interpret that is people sat down and watched it from beginning to end to end, and he got to run all the ads on it.
Mattew Souza (02:07):
Man, that was a long one too, wasn’t it? 33 minutes.
Sevan Matossian (02:10):
Yeah.
Mattew Souza (02:11):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (02:15):
I haven’t talked about it really at all in this podcast. I don’t want people to think they’re going to come on this podcast. Then Andrew’s going to take their interview and alter the course of their life.
Mattew Souza (02:32):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (02:36):
How long before Sevy gets Russell branded? It’s so funny you say that. So there’s this article that if you write, type in New York Times, oh, I didn’t send you the show notes yet. I will send you the show notes. New York Times Seon, and if you go to this, the title of the article, this is the article. I mean, you guys have heard me talk about this ad nauseum, but this article says CrossFit owner fostered sexist company culture workers say, it’s so funny how they say workers say to defer the shitty journalism, but then if you scroll down here in this article A, they were nice enough to give me my own little section.
Mattew Souza (03:24):
Yeah, nice enough.
Sevan Matossian (03:26):
Oh, here it is there.
Mattew Souza (03:27):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (03:29):
So it starts off with CrossFitting also sometimes flaunted a raunchy attitude towards women in its own promotion. Right. Raunchy attitude. And then it goes on to say stuff about me and it’s just all ambiguous and all out of context. So the first sentence is in a podcast interview for the CrossFit journal conducted in January, 2018, Sian a longtime deputy of Mr. Glassman. So right there, you see what they’re doing? A long time. Deputy. Deputy. Yeah. You could have just easily said the media director of CrossFit or an
Mattew Souza (04:00):
Executive with the company or there’s
Sevan Matossian (04:02):
So many different Yes. Interviewed Stacey Tovar, an affiliate owner in Omaha, Nebraska, and popular retired professional CrossFit athlete. Mr. Matine asked her if she was sexually active with her husband and if she took birth control pills and it’s so out of fucking context.
Mattew Souza (04:23):
Yeah. They chopped it up and tried to make it look as bad as possible.
Sevan Matossian (04:27):
Yeah. First of all, you’ve stuck in an article that you’ve titled Workers Say No Worker. No one ever said that about me at CrossFit Inc. Not one person. Not one person. I was referred to as the gay guy fucking over a hundred times when I worked there. He told her he preferred a bathing suit photo of it. It’s like just horrible.
(04:59):
It’s like someone said, Hey, how can we attack this guy? And here’s the bullet points. And he goes, fuck, let’s just put those bullet points in sentence for him and just smatter ’em. In one paragraph he told her he preferred a bathing suit photo of her on her website to one showing her an athletic competition. You fucking jackass. They wear bathing suits when they fucking work out. This is a sport where the people work out in their bra and panties. Your body’s freakishly amazing. Yeah. You forgot to mention that every living waking moment that these people participate, or every waking moment that these guys have, every sleeping moment is about enhancing their bodies, what their bodies are capable of doing. It’s the greatest. If someone doesn’t say, your body is freakishly amazing, you’re a CrossFit games athlete, then you should be very concerned. You either have a bunch of lying assholes around you or you’re not doing the right workout program. Lamenting changes brought about by the Me Too movement, he said, you can’t even ask your significant other for oral sex anymore. That was in reference to the actor and New York n y U professor who had a girlfriend for two years and she Me too them, because he asked for oral sex
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After two years. Anyway, I saw Dave Portnoy called the people called the person
Mattew Souza (06:28):
The Washington Post or
Sevan Matossian (06:30):
Something. Yeah. Who misrepresenting him? So I was thinking about calling this lady on the air.
Mattew Souza (06:34):
That would be amazing.
Sevan Matossian (06:37):
Catherine Rossman.
Mattew Souza (06:38):
Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (06:40):
I was thinking about calling her on the air.
Mattew Souza (06:42):
You should call her on the air.
Sevan Matossian (06:45):
Wouldn’t that be cool?
Mattew Souza (06:46):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (06:47):
And be like, Hey, why didn’t you call me? Did you even listen to that podcast? Why did you take it all out of context? Do you realize that Stacey VARs response to that got fucking probably thousands of women off of birth control that was fucking their hormones up and inhibiting their athletic performance. Yeah.
Mattew Souza (07:10):
Lack of investigation.
Sevan Matossian (07:13):
It would be fun, right?
Mattew Souza (07:14):
Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (07:19):
It would be totally fun.
Mattew Souza (07:27):
How’d you start that conversation?
Sevan Matossian (07:29):
Hi, this is Shan.
Mattew Souza (07:31):
She’s like, hi, do I know you from somewhere?
Sevan Matossian (07:38):
What
Mattew Souza (07:38):
Are you calling about?
Sevan Matossian (07:41):
I’m tripping because Oh, interesting, interesting. I’m tripping because the other day I went to her Instagram account on my phone and I could see it. Now I can’t. Now I can’t computer, but they’re logged into the same accounts.
Mattew Souza (08:17):
Weird. She blocked you.
Sevan Matossian (08:20):
Yeah. Okay. I found it. First day of school, 2008. Oh, there’s her son in 2023. Looks like New York City. Alright. Yeah. Attacking people’s not cool. Wrote the entire article, didn’t contact me once.
Mattew Souza (08:53):
Journalism.
Sevan Matossian (08:54):
Yeah.
Mattew Souza (08:55):
Really want to get to the bottom
Sevan Matossian (08:56):
Of that. And she’s a yogi. It reminds me of those people who put Jesus first and then they spend the whole time on the internet attacking people. New York Times reporter. You’re not a reporter mom. That’s arguable. I guess you had sex and made those people, Yogi d iy do it yourself or Oh, Patrick Clark follows her,
Mattew Souza (09:24):
Right?
Sevan Matossian (09:28):
No, it’s not a new article. It’s an old article. Judy. I was just thinking Dave Portnoy called the journalist that faked all that shit about him and it was such a good bit. So I was thinking about calling her and just being like, Hey, how come you’re boy the daughter now? Adam Blakesley seven. I was watched the broken science video about the replication crisis and fuck you ruined three fourths of that video fucking up the shot in the front row.
Mattew Souza (10:03):
What?
Sevan Matossian (10:09):
I’m guessing I didn’t shoot that.
Mattew Souza (10:13):
Where was
Sevan Matossian (10:14):
It? I don’t know.
Mattew Souza (10:16):
Thank you. Thank you.
Sevan Matossian (10:21):
I have to make sure I have my signature on it, which is fucking things up.
Mattew Souza (10:28):
I think you meant you maybe were standing there or something.
Sevan Matossian (10:31):
Oh good. I’m glad I did.
Mattew Souza (10:41):
Oh, it’s an old video from 2017, so Paulina said, I’m good. Thank you.
Sevan Matossian (10:50):
You’re welcome.
Mattew Souza (10:52):
Yeah. You got Mike.
Sevan Matossian (10:55):
Hey, the Joe Neils, the Joe Neils YouTube page. I was thinking about him and his filmmaker and how fucking good they’re going to get in the next 30 days. So what Joe thinks he’s doing is Joe thinks he’s making this fucking epic content, which he is. It shows him getting life calling show September 24th. Okay. I just sent you the notes. Bill thinks he’s getting all this great content. He thinks that he’s Well, he is not. He thinks he is. He’s making this incredible show. But really also what’s happening guys, is this guy is getting a crash course and approaching people video editing his filmmakers, getting a crash course in production and audio. What they’re doing here is fucking nuts. Do anything for 30 days like this guy’s doing, and you will absolutely murder. I mean, fuck people with PhDs. I want to show you
Speaker 3 (12:09):
One person
Sevan Matossian (12:09):
Walking. Let me see. There’s look at ’em. Grocery. Oh, this is good. Look at this like Crocs,
Speaker 3 (12:15):
If you don’t mind me asking, what do you for working out? You don’t do anything. Have you ever heard of CrossFit? Yes, I have CrossFit. Okay. All have a going.
Sevan Matossian (12:26):
Look it. Even the rejection Even got the rejection in there.
Mattew Souza (12:29):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (12:31):
He even got the rejection in there. He even got the rejection. There’s a scene in here that’s so awesome where he is talking to this lady who has a kid. I think it’s at, is it at the three minute mark? Oh yeah. Here it is.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Ation.
Sevan Matossian (12:55):
Look at this lady with the daughter and the daughter’s just got a huge, did you watch this yet?
Mattew Souza (12:59):
No.
Sevan Matossian (13:00):
And the daughter’s got just this huge shitty smile on her face. She’s so happy and it’s just a fucking great interaction. So this guy, Joe, the YouTube page is just Joe Neals, j o e n E H l S. He’s the owner of CrossFit Kenosha. Let’s see how many subscribers he has now. Hey, you ready to rock 1 37?
Mattew Souza (13:25):
He was at 90 less yesterday.
Sevan Matossian (13:28):
I don’t even remember, but it’s not that many.
Mattew Souza (13:31):
Yeah, it’s moving on up.
Sevan Matossian (13:36):
God, Joe, you are absolutely killing it. I sent this over to Chris Cooper did. I’m like, Hey, did. Yeah. I’m like, Hey dude, over at Two Brain, I’m like, Hey dude, you got to watch this series. This dude’s about to murder it or he is murdering it.
Mattew Souza (13:53):
I want to know what his approach like differences in day 30 versus day one. He’s still like, Hey, I like your Crocs. You ever heard of CrossFit? Then pretty soon he’s going to be smooth as hell. Day 30, he’s going to roll through with the card and be like, Hey, I’ll see you at five, and just hand the dude the card and he’ll be like, okay,
Sevan Matossian (14:11):
Its so good. I’m so impressed on so many levels. How is anyone running a business and not doing this? Just being all in. I don’t mean this exact thing, but just being all in. Yeah, there’s people. If cross a gym is failing and you want it to succeed, you should probably subscribe to this YouTube channel. If your CrossFit gym is succeeding, but you want to make even more money, you should probably subscribe to this YouTube channel. This has something for everyone on both ends. This might be the best resource that anyone’s ever given to affiliates ever. I mean that, I don’t think that’s hyperbole. Joe Neals, he might get 30 new members, lifetime members this month. He might get a hundred members this month on the pace he’s on.
Mattew Souza (15:05):
I hope he
Sevan Matossian (15:05):
Does. And 30 of them stick. Yeah.
Mattew Souza (15:08):
Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (15:09):
Hope so. You’re not buying it. I see on your face. You’re like, oh,
Mattew Souza (15:11):
I’ve been doing this for 10 years, brother.
Sevan Matossian (15:16):
Which ones stick? Which ones don’t? What is the honest sticking rate of a client?
Mattew Souza (15:21):
The best chances of somebody coming to the gym and staying for a long time, for
Sevan Matossian (15:24):
Five
Mattew Souza (15:25):
Years, if they were recommended by a friend who already goes there,
Sevan Matossian (15:29):
Okay,
Mattew Souza (15:29):
That’s going to be your strongest lead.
Sevan Matossian (15:32):
How about kids? Are kids long time or no?
Mattew Souza (15:36):
What do you mean kids?
Sevan Matossian (15:37):
So yesterday I pulled up a video from three years ago. I went into my hard drive and I said videos from three years ago. I found a video of Avi playing tennis and none of the kids who were in his tennis class three years ago are in his tennis class now. And so I’m like, fuck dude. Kids, they don’t stick to the program.
Mattew Souza (15:57):
That could be the most of the kids that do our youth strength and conditioning just on Wednesday and Friday nights. It goes in season according to which ones are playing sports. So we’ve had a ton of them with repeat over this last year, plus since we’ve been doing it, but they cycle in and out. So a lot of the kids that came to the last cycle aren’t necessarily in this strength cycle because they all play football or something like that. That inhibits them from coming to those times. And then when we redo it again in winter, we’ll see some of these kids that play different sport leave and those other kids come back.
Sevan Matossian (16:33):
What’s the longest you’ve had a kid there? Do you have a member there that’s been there 10 years since day one?
Mattew Souza (16:38):
Yeah, I’ve got probably over a dozen of them.
Sevan Matossian (16:41):
No shit.
Mattew Souza (16:42):
Yeah, our lifetime value is a little over three and a half years, close to four years. So we have a saying that if we get ’em for three months, we get ’em for three years.
Sevan Matossian (16:51):
Do you have anyone that started when they were 12 and now they’re 20? Anything like that? So people who went through puberty in your gym?
Mattew Souza (16:59):
Yep. I’ve had two girls, two young girls that I actually did like extra weightlifting technique and stuff with when they were probably the oldest one was probably 14, youngest one was probably 12, and they were members of the gym all the way until they got scholarships to college to play rugby at Brown and then went on to there
Sevan Matossian (17:19):
And that CrossFit was a huge piece of that.
Mattew Souza (17:21):
Yeah. I mean, one of the girls when she left, she was back squatting 2 25 or 2 45 for reps. She could deadlift 3 0 5, 3 15 and she could clean 180 5.
Sevan Matossian (17:37):
Crazy.
Mattew Souza (17:38):
Yeah. 16 year old girl. Yep.
Sevan Matossian (17:42):
O’Neals. I hit up members pig roast last night and got four coming next week alone from it. Well, that’s smart. That sounds like a good place to poach people. Yep.
Mattew Souza (17:55):
Then you do different community events. We bought white C f L shirts and had a tie dye day for all the families and kids. So you bought a plain white shirt that just had C F L. You came to the gym in Tie D, when we do Murph, we usually have food out there. We do what we call a mini murf for teenage kids where it’s half a murf and we do an obstacle course and stuff like that. So families will show up in flocks and bring other friends and things, and those are things that are really strong lead generators because people show up and they’re like, whoa, you guys do all this and put it on, and this is just a gym. No wonder why Avon loves this place so much. And we’re like, yeah, Tuesday night we should come into our intro course. And they’re like, okay, sure.
Sevan Matossian (18:37):
Bam, they’re in. I’m guessing kids are extra hard to keep around because you have to convince two people. So the parents have to think it has value and the kids do because most parents are just shitty parents and they let their kids quit shit. And I mean that, and I said it, and lemme say it again. Most parents are shitty parents because they let their kids quit. Shit, my kids don’t quit. I don’t let them quit and I’m a hundred for a hundred. None of them have resented me for not letting them quit. Two days ago, three days ago, we woke up in the morning like normal. The kids did their cuon, their schoolwork. Then the Jiujitsu instructor came over and then it was time to go to skateboarding and two of my boys started screaming and throwing a temper tantrum. And the reason why is because my third child had a broken leg and he had a friend coming over and they wanted to stay with the broken leg sun and the friend and I wanted to say, okay, you can stay. I wanted to say, oh, I’ll stop at Starbucks and get you a protein bar. What are those perfect bar? I wanted to say shut the fuck up and get in the car. Those are the three options, right? Acquiesce, bribe, violence
Mattew Souza (19:51):
Force.
Sevan Matossian (19:53):
Yeah. I heard my wife’s voice say, don’t react. It’s just like the Terminator. The options are popping up. Fuck you asshole. Fuck you asshole. Fuck. I let them all go by. I filled up the water. I got their socks and shoes. I walked into the van, I started the van, I came back in the house. They’re in the entranceway. They know they’re coming. They’re fucking crying and screaming. They look like the peanuts characters. When Avi cries, he opens his mouth as big as he fucking can. He’s like Charlie Brown. Can you see that picture in your head? Charlie Brown crying. Yeah. Charlie Judge Charlie Brown crying. It’s a crazy image. Yeah, yeah, that’s exactly it. Geez Louise. Wow. You got it. It’s nuts. Charlie Brown crying, look at this thing. That’s exactly it. Head up, mouth open, full fucking. It’s crazy. I get in the van, they get in, they’re screaming, the door closes. I kiss my wife goodbye through the window. My side, we don’t even get out of the driveway. They’re done crying. They’re laughing. We go to skateboarding practice, they skate for two fucking hours and the coach is like, dude, this is the greatest practice they ever had.
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And I did nothing. I didn’t say a fucking thing. I didn’t react. I didn’t say get in the car. I didn’t say, you guys are being assholes. I mean, I wanted to fucking go in their room and break one of their toys. I’m taking you skateboarding. It was fucking nuts. Literally, the car wasn’t out the driveway and they’re in the back laughing and the next two hours of the skate park the hour, then we came home and the rest of the day perfect. I’m like, dude, why do you guys even do that? But they’re just regular people. They just go through there. But no reaction. Just don’t react. Don’t react. Wait until they get a girlfriend. Rest in peace. Hey dude, here’s the thing. My youngest son, the six year old who has the broken shin, who’s the best at Jiujitsu? His girlfriend, the girl he likes is six years old and she’s in Jiujitsu and she’s probably the best girl in the class for her age and he’s probably the best boy in the class period. So
Mattew Souza (22:26):
Fuck. So there you go. Yeah,
Sevan Matossian (22:28):
There you go.
Mattew Souza (22:29):
No. Alright. Jiujitsu be the next. Gordon Ryan
Sevan Matossian (22:34):
Savon. Can you listen to your kids eating food?
Mattew Souza (22:38):
What
Sevan Matossian (22:39):
You mean? If I give ’em a bag full of radishes and they’re like chomping on ’em, as long as they, I just always say, Hey, could you close your mouth? I just don’t want to see processed food. And one of my sons, it’s such a trip, he savors everything, so he’ll put pistachios in his mouth and turn them into paste, chew them up like five pistachios, shelled pistachios in his mouth for like 20 minutes. I’m like, dude, what are you doing? And he eats everything like that. He couldn’t eat an ice cream cone if his life depended on it. He eats it so slow. The whole thing’s melted on the floor. They’ll be doing separate jiujitsu sessions soon. No, no, no. The boys and the girls. Dude, the girls are beat up the boys for so long.
Mattew Souza (23:32):
I just saw Avi got a new belt.
Sevan Matossian (23:34):
Yeah, that’s cool, right?
Mattew Souza (23:35):
Yeah. That’s incredible. Was that a planned belt promotion? Did you know that was happening or did they? No,
Sevan Matossian (23:40):
I didn’t know. I didn’t know. It’s actually, we’ve been taxing my mom a lot lately because we have a kid with broken leg that needs extra eyes at home. So I’m at tennis, Haley’s at Juujitsu, and we need my mom to watch the third one. And so my mom was supposed to take Avi to Juujitsu that day and I called her and I’m like, fuck, I can do all this. I should only tax her when I really need it. So I called her and I let her off the hook and I went there and Avi got his new belt and I was like, fuck, I’m glad I went. And then my mom’s like, did you purposely wave me off? So did I want to see him get, I’m like, no, I didn’t do it on purpose. I didn’t.
Mattew Souza (24:15):
That’s funny.
Sevan Matossian (24:17):
Seon, can you pull up the photo of J you shared No. Jake Chapman with the shirt off. No, I cannot. Why? That takes too much work. If you want to see Jake Chapman go over to my Instagram question, is that, is this dick out of his pants? How about this quarterback for the chiefs? What the fuck is this guy thinking?
Mattew Souza (24:47):
I don’t know what’s going on there.
Sevan Matossian (24:49):
I’m dying to know how much they paid this dude. Look at 1 38, click the second link in the Instagram link. I’m dying to know what’s going on. There it is nuts. Is Audrey on the aisle of man two? That’s a great photo. So this is the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs. I think this is the founder of Not, sorry, not the founder. I think this is the starting quarterback. Which one do you want me to play? The most recent one with the comments turned off with the closeup of his fat head
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Seasons covid.
Mattew Souza (25:32):
Are we listening to it?
Sevan Matossian (25:33):
Yeah. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
The 19 shot when you get your flu shot,
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Two things at once. At two things at once. Two things at once. I’ll have the two things at once, please. Now back to two things at once. Two things at once. It’s not two things at once. Mom,
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Travis, ask about getting this Season’s c Ovid 19 shot when getting your flu shot, Travis, did you know you can get the Steven’s Co?
Mattew Souza (26:06):
Oh boy. How much do you think that pays out?
Sevan Matossian (26:10):
I don’t know. But look at the post. Look at the post before. So he turned off the comments. Look at the post before 5,900 comments. Hey, how does this guy sleep at night? He’s promoting an injection that he knows kills young men.
Mattew Souza (26:34):
Oh wow. They just crushed him in this one, huh? They’re like, we can’t show
Sevan Matossian (26:38):
It over there. Destroy him. Dude,
Mattew Souza (26:40):
Crush you
Sevan Matossian (26:40):
In this one. And the new news articles about it are all, it’s a polarizing topic. Polarizing topic. Dude, that shot is killing people.
Mattew Souza (26:52):
I hope that sponsorship money is worth it. Wow.
Sevan Matossian (26:59):
I would be so bummed if that was my son. I would be so bummed if that was my son and he sold out like that.
Mattew Souza (27:08):
What’s the number? What’s the number?
Sevan Matossian (27:10):
I mean, LeBron’s know better. I mean,
Mattew Souza (27:14):
Let’s play the game. You got to be upset for 25 million.
Sevan Matossian (27:20):
Dude, someone has to die. Someone’s going to die because of this
Mattew Souza (27:25):
50 million,
Sevan Matossian (27:27):
Right? Some kid’s going to be sitting on the fence and be like, oh, my favorite quarterback did it and he’s going to take it and he’s going to get myocarditis and he’s going to die. And someone could be like, well, sebi someone else. Someone else is going to take it and it’s going to save their life. There’s no evidence of that. And hey, here’s the thing. If someone else is going to take it and it’s going to take it’s save their life, those people, everyone needs to be able to make the decision on their own. And I’m not saying that. I’m not saying it’s his fault. I just wouldn’t want to influence people that way. Man.
Mattew Souza (28:08):
Drug dealer in that picture. Legal drug dealer for big pharma, big Pfizer. Hey, so if I have money invested in Pfizer and I receive a dividend from that. Yeah. Does that make me the same as this? Dude?
Sevan Matossian (28:28):
I don’t think so. Asking
Mattew Souza (28:29):
For a friend.
Sevan Matossian (28:30):
Yeah, I don’t think so. Oh, Frank Stevon. He’s a tight end, not a quarterback.
Mattew Souza (28:37):
Oh,
Sevan Matossian (28:39):
I should have known by his number, right? 87 by any fucking football chops. I don’t think so. I mean, I have money invested in Pfizer too. Probably not directly, but through my, I’m sure the mutual fund that I have my retirement in has money in Pfizer, I would
Mattew Souza (28:55):
Guess.
Sevan Matossian (28:58):
But I’m open to it. I’m not defending it. If someone wants to be like, Hey, you piece of shit, you’re just as guilty for that. I’m fucking way, way open to that. Tell me. Let me know. I mean, hold on, caller one second. I mean, I know I’m guilty for being a fucking human on planet Earth and that there’s, I’m sure some kids in China have died because of all the iPhones I’ve bought. I mean, I’ve had two of every iPhone since day one
Mattew Souza (29:25):
For sure.
Sevan Matossian (29:26):
Caller high. Hello?
Speaker 6 (29:30):
I got with my gay comment. I’ll be your tight end.
Sevan Matossian (29:33):
Okay. Oh, you want to be my tight end? Okay. That’s fine. Thank
Mattew Souza (29:36):
You.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
It’s Gabe by the
Sevan Matossian (29:40):
Way. Oh, Gabe. What’s up dude? Oh, I was thinking about you this morning. Can I get some coffee?
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Yeah. Paul is on it already.
Sevan Matossian (29:47):
We got an order. I use you so hard.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
You use me as hard as you want. Yeah.
Sevan Matossian (29:53):
Dang. Clip it. Soundbite.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
We, you know where we’re at. We’re at.
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