#1019 – Only For The Enlightened | Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:00):

Yeah. That’s nice.

Mattew Souza (00:01):

Yeah, I spent some time getting it set.

Sevan Matossian (00:04):

Bam. We’re live. Is that a good mic too? I got an extra crazy mic. Like this one. Like this? Sure.

Mattew Souza (00:10):

Oh really? I

Sevan Matossian (00:11):

Don’t know. It sounds good.

Mattew Souza (00:13):

Does it sound okay?

Sevan Matossian (00:14):

Yeah, it sounds great.

Mattew Souza (00:15):

People really like that other mic on the Tuesday.

Sevan Matossian (00:19):

You know what’s crazy is John Young was on the show last night, the CrossFit games update show, which was fucking amazing, by the way.

Mattew Souza (00:26):

John Young?

Sevan Matossian (00:28):

No, John Young wasn’t amazing. He didn’t show up. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (00:31):

Okay. I was like, did he come into super later?

Sevan Matossian (00:35):

He felt really bad. He came eventually. I just kicked him out. His connection was so bad, but John Young’s mic was better just using his iPhone.

Mattew Souza (00:48):

Oh really?

Sevan Matossian (00:51):

Than the mic he uses at home. The road mic. That was disappointing.

Mattew Souza (00:56):

It’s got to be the way it’s plugged in or something, right?

Sevan Matossian (00:59):

Something.

Mattew Souza (01:00):

Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (01:01):

Makes no sense.

Mattew Souza (01:02):

No sense. It works really well for everybody else.

Sevan Matossian (01:04):

Hi, good morning everyone. Rambler. Good morning, Samir and Kelly. Good morning, Jeffrey. Good morning, Dick Butter. Hi. What’s up guys? Asymmetric gears. I know we’re myself. Just to do the extra makeup reps. Me too. I want to tell you guys something. So I was taking the B P C 1 5 7 and the TB 500 for a couple months, and actually I think I let the shit get old. Actually, I think it has a shelf life. The more and more I’m reading about it. This stuff has a shelf life and it’s not very long. Everyone should look at it. Whoever buys this, once you reconstitute it and add the water, the clock starts ticking and the peptides, the mean chain amino acids, I guess start breaking down. I have something crazy to tell you though. So I did that for a couple months and my bicep did get better, but I wasn’t a hundred percent certain that it was the B P C probably was.

(02:07):

And then recently, whatever I had left over from my bicep, I shot into my toe and overnight my toe got better. Three of my toes were hurting. I think it actually honestly has something to do with a problem imm having in my back that’s causing some tingling in my toes. But anyway, now I’m not a fucking normal person. After I get up from here, I don’t stop moving at all. I’m in the gym at least twice a day working out. I don’t do crazy workouts, but I am always moving. I either have a leaf blower, I’m digging a hole in the backyard. I’m playing with my kids. I’m carrying a bag, 400 yards, a 20 pound bag, 400 yards 20 times a day, moving my kid’s shit around. Basically I lift my kids up, but then I also spend at least two hours in the gym every day.

(02:54):

One hour in the middle and one hour at night. And that can involve just riding the assault bike, doing straight pushups, strict pull-ups, some high intensity, maybe hit 80 or 90 RPMs on the assault bike on the minute for 20 minutes. But I am a moving machine and I’m always tinkering with my diet and my diet’s not great by any means. Yesterday I fasted and then this morning I woke up and I ate five apples of dried fruit that I stole from my neighbor’s yard yesterday and put in the dehydrator last night. And I woke up this morning just porked out on a dried fruit. That being said, four days ago, I started this CJC 1295.

(03:37):

I’ve only taken two injections of it. It says, this is what it says, enhanced growth hormone production in the body. Unlock the remarkable benefits of CJC 1295 peptide cutting edge compound designed to enhance growth hormone production in the body, increase growth, hormone secretion, muscle growth, repair, fat loss, enhanced recovery, improved bone density, aging effects, convenient and safe. I don’t know about that last one, but all those other things. Dude, in four days I’ve done two injections feeling better, dude, just everywhere. I’m stronger. I’m sleeping better. I’m more alert. My dick’s bigger. Everything. Everything, dude. It’s just, it’s fucking crazy. I almost feel guilty. Just two fucking injections. When Huberman said he took the B P C, he had back pain in his back for years and he took two injections in his back and it got better. I was like, that’s kind of weird. Then I did the one injection, I did a shitload of injections in my bicep. And to this day I still have some pain. At least now I can do pull-ups now. Before I couldn’t even do pull-ups, but I cannot believe this shit’s powerful. And also remember this, I’m fasting on the days that I’m, the two days that I’ve injected it. I’ve not eaten from morning till night. Not at all. Zero, just black haw. Is that recommended or is that just your twist on it? I thought I read somewhere that you’re supposed to take it on an empty stomach.

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A Jay Harle. That’s a little sketch. I’m telling you it’s fucking nuts. Gp. Why not follow the main site and get fit for a month? You’re totally right. Why? I don’t know. I don’t like to be told what to do. I’m kind of stuck in my routine of the things I like to do. Snatches, jumping rope. Also, I’m kind of stuck in the, I like doing stuff where I can multitask. So I did this workout the other day where I hang from a pull-up bar in a bent arm position like this in an L, sit for 10 seconds with a 32nd rest, 20 rounds el sit, hang for 10 seconds with bent arm, not straight arm, 10 seconds, rest 30 seconds. I did it 20 rounds, but that way I can be researching, I can be watching buttery bros while I work out. So sweat my ass off on the assault bike and then do some shit like that. That’s why probably, that’s why I probably don’t fuck. Because if I went to an affiliate or I started following some main site, you’re right. Would it be better for my fitness? Totally. But I wouldn’t be able to do multitask like a mofo like I do.

Mattew Souza (06:28):

Maximize your time. Hey

Sevan Matossian (06:30):

Gp, the opposite of CrossFit. You’re doing the known and knowable. Fine, fine. I don’t care.

Mattew Souza (06:39):

Quick question about the peptides. My maintenance guy at the apartment has been complaining about his shoulder and he’s like, oh, now my doctor won’t give me my cortisol shot. Is that right, Caleb? Okay. Cortisone. Probably cortisone. Thank you. And he was like, do you know anybody who could give me that? And I was like, no, but I know somebody who’s got you on some peptides, you could fix that problem for good. And so what does he do? He just goes to ca peptides.com

Sevan Matossian (07:03):

And you, I think code word seven on for free shipping

Mattew Souza (07:06):

And you recommend that BP seven. I

Sevan Matossian (07:09):

Don’t dunno if I recommend it, but I’m telling you what I hear everyone else taking is they take the BPC 1 57 and they take the TB 500 and he should get this too if he wants to go big and he should get the curcumin. Oh, hold on a second. Hey.

Speaker 3 (07:28):

Hey. Good morning. What’s up with you?

Sevan Matossian (07:29):

Hey, I’m live on the air right now. Everyone can hear you.

Speaker 3 (07:33):

Nice. What’s up everybody? Welcome to the Travis Bid Unfiltered podcast. I’ll be your host all morning long. Send your donations directly to my bank account. No need to even super chat.

Sevan Matossian (07:49):

Hey, by the way, tell me if my audio goes out guys, because my road caster’s doing something weird. Says it’s installing update software. Hey Travis, did you hear the podcast with your son last night?

Speaker 3 (08:02):

I did not. If that’s why you called.

Sevan Matossian (08:04):

Oh yeah. I wanted you to tell me how great I was.

Speaker 3 (08:08):

I’m running an arm wrestling this weekend, so I was up way in and that carries on to just nothing until the middle of the night, so, alright, well I’m going to go watch it right now. Okay, you guys are crazy today. Good luck with everything.

Sevan Matossian (08:22):

Talk to you. Lemme ask you one question. Is it true that John Zinc,

Speaker 3 (08:26):

It’s Ezra’s birthday today, so shout out to Ezra’s agent too.

Sevan Matossian (08:29):

Happy birthday to the next bet. Who will be N F l quarterback? Hey, who’s going to win in Alexi Voda and Travis bet today. Sorry, Alexi Voda and John Zinc today when they pool.

Speaker 3 (08:42):

Oh man, I’m praying and wishing and hoping that my great friend and mentor and hero can somehow win. But he’s

Mattew Souza (09:01):

Is your sound out there? It is. It’s out. Yeah, that road. Can you guys hear me? Oh, there you go. Now different

Sevan Matossian (09:09):

Audio. No, you can’t hear me. Son of a bitch. Hey, John’s arm looks bigger, but Vida’s forearm looks bigger.

Speaker 3 (09:18):

Yeah, John looks absolutely just swollen. He looks amazing, but I just don’t know if he has enough time after the tide zilla lost to really, really get too much better in a month. Yeah. And now hopefully I’m hoping that Alexis not to do, but my memory serves me correct. He will be pretty awesome.

Mattew Souza (09:42):

Alright.

Speaker 3 (09:44):

Alright brother. Alright,

Sevan Matossian (09:46):

Thanks dude.

Speaker 3 (09:48):

Alright. I’m going to go check the podcast out later.

Mattew Souza (09:50):

Bye. Audio.

Sevan Matossian (09:51):

Fuck. My mic stopped working. Can you guys hear me? Yeah,

Mattew Souza (09:53):

We can can hear

Sevan Matossian (09:54):

You. You can hear me through you. I can’t hear you.

Mattew Souza (09:57):

Oh, really?

Sevan Matossian (09:59):

And my road caster’s doing something weird.

Mattew Souza (10:01):

Oh shit.

Sevan Matossian (10:02):

I think it’ll get better.

Mattew Souza (10:04):

Okay.

Sevan Matossian (10:04):

You can’t hear me though? Is it through this mic or is it through the computer?

Mattew Souza (10:07):

I can hear you. Computer. Computer.

Sevan Matossian (10:09):

The computer. Okay. It is rebooting. It’s doing something. Can

Mattew Souza (10:14):

You hear us

Sevan Matossian (10:16):

By the way? Someone said you don’t do intensity. Oh, now can you hear me now? My earphone started working again. You

Mattew Souza (10:21):

Can hear us? No, you still,

Sevan Matossian (10:23):

Hey, I do. Intensity. Don’t get it fucking twisted. I do. Oh fuck I do. Intensity. Don’t get it twisted. It’s varied. My shit’s more vivid than your shit.

Mattew Souza (10:34):

There we go. That’s better. There we go.

Sevan Matossian (10:36):

Road caster seven. I shut it. Shut it,

Mattew Souza (10:40):

Shut it.

Sevan Matossian (10:41):

Go back to sleep. Hang up. No, you hang up.

Mattew Souza (10:46):

99.

Sevan Matossian (10:48):

I do intensity anyway. I’m telling you, if you want to fuck around with some crazy shit, you want to see something weird happen. And like I said, I’m not a normal human as much as I poo poo myself. I’m the most active fucking 51 year old human being you guys have ever met. And I fuck around with my diet all the time, so I don’t know if it’ll have the same effects on you guys, but it is the most powerful thing I’ve done in terms of drugs. I would throw it in there with nicotine or fucking marijuana or ecstasy. I cannot believe just two injections. What’s happened? Yeah. I don’t even know. Maybe you could tell.

Mattew Souza (11:32):

Probably not. Yeah, for sure. Definitely can tell you’re

Sevan Matossian (11:36):

Serious. No, yeah, no. Yeah.

Mattew Souza (11:38):

You giving you the serious,

Sevan Matossian (11:41):

I mean, everything just feels different. I just feel different.

Mattew Souza (11:45):

Do you have more energy and shit? That was the one thing with the testosterone that I really was jealous of when, remember when Hiller was like, you would just wake up in the morning and you’re just ready to attack?

Sevan Matossian (11:54):

No, I don’t feel that. I don’t feel like I have more energy. I still napped yesterday. I still nap. I nap for 20 minutes. Old man nap. So good. Enjoys

Mattew Souza (12:05):

A good nap.

Caleb Beaver (12:06):

That’s what I do after work

Sevan Matossian (12:07):

Nap.

Caleb Beaver (12:08):

Yeah, just a quick 20 minutes.

Sevan Matossian (12:10):

Use a eye pillow.

Caleb Beaver (12:12):

No, I literally just go into coffin mode. I just cross my arms like this, cross the leg on the couch and then it’s like 20 minutes I wake up and then we’re good to go until midnight.

Sevan Matossian (12:24):

I put an eye pillow on and then I pushed a pillow on each side of my ears and I don’t put a pillow behind my head, so I’m laying perfectly flat. I relax all my entire body and then just fucking out. So nice. Anyway. Energy is down. No, my energy. Oh, energy is down. No, and my energy’s not down. I’m just telling you. Cjc 1295. I’m kind of excited for it to be done with it. I don’t want to get addicted to it. I’m going to shoot the whole bottle in 10 days or I’m going to shoot it in 20 days in 10 different shots. Hill’s like, did you look into how to do it? I’m like, no, I just came up with my own

Mattew Souza (13:05):

And he said his energy’s down.

Sevan Matossian (13:07):

Oh,

Mattew Souza (13:09):

How many days is Hiller off the t r t now?

Caleb Beaver (13:12):

I think he’s like 40 something days.

Mattew Souza (13:14):

Yeah, it’s been

Caleb Beaver (13:15):

Over a month.

Sevan Matossian (13:18):

Yeah. 51 years old here. Definitely need two rest days per week. Yeah. I don’t have any rest days either. I don’t do rest days, but I don’t do crazy shitty. I’m not doing, don’t get me wrong. I’m not ever, rarely do I let the wheels fall off the bus.

Mattew Souza (13:35):

You’re like the ultra runner. You’re just like, it’s nothing crazy, but it’s just continuous for forever.

Sevan Matossian (13:40):

Yeah. In the middle. Not last night, but the night before. It was one of my fasting days at 10 o’clock at night, I just ran a mile and I ran it and I ran it on the air runner barefoot. I ran the first 800 at exactly a nine minute pace, and I ran the second 800 at a seven minute pace, a little faster than a seven minute pace, and I had a little under an eight minute mile

Mattew Souza (14:09):

Cruising.

Sevan Matossian (14:10):

Yeah. Just at 10 o’clock. You know what I mean? And I know most of Immortals aren’t doing that shit. You’re fucking eating chips and shit. Well, you’re already in fucking great shape, so you already work out so hard. But Sean Sullivan, dude, it’s terrible. When you come off the juice, I hope I’m not on the juice. That’s what I’m just worried about. Hal Roberts. I do doubles and volleyball one to two days per week, usually a rest day and the next, oh, okay. There you go. Well, yeah, if you’re playing sports. Yesterday I played fucking tennis as hard as I could for fucking an hour. And we play short court, so it’s like pickleball, but it’s with the tennis ball. Dude, I’m wounded.

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I’m wounded. Really? Like the knees or what? No hamstrings in the bottom of my feet from slapping the concrete so fucking hard. So many fucking times. The bottom of my feet. It feels like I, it feels like I was barefoot running on rocks yesterday. Barefoot. Even though I was wearing shoes when I played tennis, the bottoms of my feet are destroyed. Did you get hotspots out there? No. Not like that. Just beat up from just shifting directions. Yeah. Pedro, great interview with Shane Orr and Nick Johnston. Holy shit, dude, you’re a beast. Yeah, you’re a beast. You’re a beast. Beast, beast.

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And also someone said, Hey, I, I’m your age, but I’m also little and I think little people, we can take a little bit more of a beating, so it’s like even barefoot. Remember people will be like, ask little kids. Doesn’t that hurt your feet? When they see them walking barefoot, you have to remember they weigh 35 pounds. I weigh 150 or 160 or 170 pounds. And then a dude who’s 210 pounds, he’s walking barefoot. Those rocks on the bottom of his feet are going to hurt significantly more. They do when he’s barefoot. There you go. So all men are not created equal. If Caleb was at my house, he’d be like, could you get the paper towels down for me? I mean, and I’ll get stuff in the, I’ll water, the plants in the backyard barefoot. Thanks, Avon. When are you selling your programing? That’s a good idea.

(16:27):

You already are for programming. Andrew’s rich. Yeah, I do sell my kids’ programming. You’re playing brothers. Yeah. I make about $35 a week. It’s true. I know. Yeah. That’s what I’m saying. Yeah. Haters going to hate. Alright, here we go. 1 36 is 1 36 even in there. Did that make it in there? Yep. Oh, that was a last minute. Last minute. This one might offend some people. There’s some cultural appropriation in here. If you are of melanated skin, this one might bother you. I know it would bother me, but here we go. There’s definitely some believe. Go ahead. This

Speaker 5 (17:10):

Challenge, which is to share racial slurs about white people. Take a listen

Speaker 6 (17:19):

Smell. Bunny, roach, keep it going. Discharge demon yeast, Yeti and no purpose flour.

Sevan Matossian (17:37):

What was the first one? They said something monkey honky. I thought it was, oh, can white people. I broke that last week. I showed a white monkey. Do you remember that?

Caleb Beaver (17:50):

I did.

Sevan Matossian (17:51):

Yeah.

Caleb Beaver (17:52):

It’s crazy.

Sevan Matossian (17:53):

No, perfect. Fuck this clip. This is horrible. The audio on this is horrible. This could be such a good bit. They’ve completely fucked this up. There’s not even any funny ones. Oh, you like yeast Yeti. Yeast. Yeti. Why is because yeast is white like the yeast that comes out of the pussy.

Mattew Souza (18:08):

Okay.

Caleb Beaver (18:09):

Like yeast infections.

Sevan Matossian (18:11):

Yeast. Yeti, snow roach.

Mattew Souza (18:15):

Snow

Sevan Matossian (18:16):

Roach. I was not playing pickleball. Dude playing.

Mattew Souza (18:25):

Did any of those offend you?

Sevan Matossian (18:26):

No, but I just thought that some melanated people might be upset that now white people are, you can call white people monkeys now too, and that they would feel like that was cultural appropriation. Wait a second. That’s ours to be offended by. How dare you? How dare you. You are not a monkey. You are not a monkey.

Caleb Beaver (18:41):

What? Choc chihuahua was probably offensive to some CrossFitters out there, but

Sevan Matossian (18:45):

Choc chihuahua, I don’t get any of those.

Caleb Beaver (18:48):

I don’t even know what that means.

Sevan Matossian (18:51):

Honestly, the most offensive one is just Karen. That one fucking annoys the fuck out of me. Just because I feel sorry for everyone who has the name Karen.

Caleb Beaver (18:59):

Probably not even bad people.

Sevan Matossian (19:01):

Yeah, and most of the things that they say that they’re like, that girl’s a Karen. I’m like, I wish she’d have doubled down on that shit. Italian spaghetti is a spa. Yeti spaghetti. Spaghetti. Yeti spaghetti. Snow Roach doesn’t even make sense. Snow roach.

Mattew Souza (19:24):

Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (19:25):

Yeah. Jay Harle Just making shit up. I know. The thing is, if you had, first of all, those aren’t even every single person that they had saying those looks like they’re on fucking medications or was born prematurely or can you imagine if any of those people were your kids? All of those people look deformed in this TikTok video. Look at this chick.

Caleb Beaver (19:46):

Yeah. What the fuck is up with her? Oh, that’s great.

Sevan Matossian (19:53):

Okay. 1 35. This dude fucking cracked the code. If there’s any lesbians in the audience, please explain this to me. This guy fucking checkmated your asses. All lesbians should be put on notice here. This is crazy. This is nuts. Here we go.

Speaker 7 (20:11):

Such thing as a lesbian. Lesbians cheated. Being gay. They use all kind of dildos or strap bones and dick like paraphernalia would mean they like dick. They just don’t like my personality. Gay men are really gay. They don’t substitute they gay. You’ll never see two gay guys and one of ’em got a strap on vagina over his ass. There’s no such thing as a

Sevan Matossian (20:44):

Lesbian. What? You got something? You got any pushback? You got any pushback?

Mattew Souza (20:50):

Makes sense to me.

Sevan Matossian (20:52):

You got any pushback? God, I fucking love Logic Pool. Boy. I made love to a lesbian once. I had a girlfriend in college who was a lesbian. She was fucking great. She was so nice to me. I felt like every time she had sex with me, it was just a mercy.

Mattew Souza (21:12):

Fuck. Mercy. Fuck. Yeah. She’s a good dude.

Sevan Matossian (21:15):

And eventually started, I just dry humped her. I just stopped having sex. I just dry humped her. I was in college too. I was a little old to be doing that,

Mattew Souza (21:25):

But

Sevan Matossian (21:27):

She was cool. She had the full fucking super dyke cut and

Mattew Souza (21:31):

The Karen cut. What do you mean you dry humped her? She would just be walking down the hall

Sevan Matossian (21:36):

And you would just No, I just lay on, I stopped putting, I stopped having intercourse with her. I didn’t. What did pool boys say? Make love. We didn’t make love.

Mattew Souza (21:45):

He just soaked for a little while.

Sevan Matossian (21:46):

Yeah. Not even soaked. Just rubbed on her.

Mattew Souza (21:50):

Damn. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (21:53):

Do you guys jail? Pretend. Oh,

Mattew Souza (21:57):

Did you guys in jail? Pretend.

Sevan Matossian (21:59):

Oh. Oh.

Mattew Souza (22:01):

I’m not familiar with that.

Sevan Matossian (22:03):

Rosie, please pray for me. Please pray for me.

Mattew Souza (22:07):

Please pray for me.

Sevan Matossian (22:11):

Anyway, that’s a pretty good one. That’s some solid. I’d like to see some pushback on it. Okay. 1 34. Let’s go over to the C D C website. This is going to be Matt Seuss’s favorite bit here. I want you guys to tell me when you guys hear any information. This is nuts. I was reading this this morning. I’m like, how does anyone think this is information? There are many benefits to getting the injection against Floyd 19. It prevents serious illness where, show me.

Mattew Souza (22:48):

Show

Sevan Matossian (22:48):

Me where it does that. It protects people from getting seriously ill and being hospitalized and dying. No information. A safer way to build protection. Getting Floyd 19 injection a safer and more reliable way to build protection than getting sick with C 19. That’s just not even true. I’ve never heard, that’s the first time I’ve ever heard that said that is just 100% not true. By the way, that’s not true about pretty much any sickness. I can’t think of one. I know you’re going to be like, what about the one that starts with a P? Nope. Not that one either. Offers added protection to people who’ve had C 19, including protection against being hospitalized for new infection. You still haven’t told me shit. I don’t believe any of that. How about link me to one study? What’s funny is that the one link that they do have is to safe and effective and that’s not going to take you anywhere.

Mattew Souza (23:46):

It just loops you right back around. It

Caleb Beaver (23:52):

Just says that. Just

Mattew Souza (23:53):

Repeats that,

Sevan Matossian (23:54):

Hey, and the fact that it’s safe and effective is the fact that millions of people in the United States have taken it under the most intense, listen, listen. Look at this. That’s not true either. That’s another lie under the most intense safety monitoring in US history. That’s not even true either. Hey, can we go back? I want to read you. It gets worse. Can we go back to that other page? Keep scrolling down.

Mattew Souza (24:18):

Use monitoring. When it just said surveying,

Sevan Matossian (24:21):

It recommends you stay up to date and everyone’s six years and older and it’s available for children’s six months to five years. Oh no. It’s recommended for children’s six months to five years and six years and older.

Caleb Beaver (24:34):

It’s two different vaccines. It’s like two different versions of the vaccine.

Sevan Matossian (24:38):

So if you’re between five and six, you’re just fucked.

Caleb Beaver (24:41):

No, you get lumped into if you’re five, you’re five. Once you turn six, then you get the six year old vaccine.

Mattew Souza (24:50):

Thought there was a year of no man’s land in there.

Sevan Matossian (24:52):

Hey, mRNA, 49 ERs are highly effective in preventing the most severe outcomes from C 19. What does that mean? Highly effective compared to what? I mean, this means nothing. Myocarditis is a condition where the heart becomes inflamed in response to an infection or some other trigger. Some other trigger.

Mattew Souza (25:12):

The one we’re trying to convince you to take. That’s the trigger.

Sevan Matossian (25:16):

Myocarditis after C. By the way, this is chat G P T. Shit, people, this is exactly how chat G p t works

Caleb Beaver (25:26):

Just rephrasing the same sentences over and over

Sevan Matossian (25:28):

And over. Myocarditis after 49 ERs. Injection is rare. Are you kidding me? Listen, listen. I need to tell you something. Regardless of how you chop it up, no matter how you chop it up, the vast majority of people

(25:47):

Who have heart attacks or myocarditis are people who have injections in the United States. And do you know why that is? I’m not even implicating the injection. I’m just telling you because more than half the people in the United States have gotten the injection. It couldn’t be any other way. Do you understand what I’m saying? If everyone is smoking weed, I can say that every car accident, the person was stoned, and someone who doesn’t know how to think is going to be like, well, oh, he’s saying that weeded causes that. No, I’m not. You have to think a little bit. How can you say myocarditis after C 19 Vaccination is rare. Completely fucking rare. Compared to what? It’s not more rare than people who didn’t get it.

Mattew Souza (26:30):

Yep.

Sevan Matossian (26:33):

This is fucking crazy land. Don’t forget, there’s two things. Don’t forget. Remember Gavin Newsom? They found that correspondence between him and the other people saying, Hey, we’re not releasing all the information because we don’t think the public is smart enough and it will just confuse them. That’s almost verbatim. Injections will help you from being hospitalized if you do get it.

Mattew Souza (27:03):

How

Sevan Matossian (27:04):

Will it do that? Tell me how it does that.

Mattew Souza (27:06):

Oh, here we go. Death.

Sevan Matossian (27:09):

Death 49 ERs. Injection can help prevent you from dying if you do get it. C Ovid 19. It’s fucking just nuts.

Mattew Souza (27:16):

I never quote movies, but this reminds me of the stepbrothers where they’re trying to do the business, like investment and they’re just saying things like worldwide insurance, worldwide investors, possibly you. It reminds me of this. Exactly. It’s just like words.

Sevan Matossian (27:33):

Lilu Dallas, COVID cured the flu. I mean, there’s strong. I know there’s strong evidence. That does show that. Very strong. It’s probably the is very strong evidence.

Mattew Souza (27:48):

Wow.

Sevan Matossian (27:48):

Look at this, Joe. Oh, I’ve been calling him Joe Nells. It’s Joe Neals. I think I have his, A website just saved up here.

Mattew Souza (27:58):

I

Sevan Matossian (28:00):

Thought I did. Lemme see where the hell’s Joe. Where’s Joe Nells. Joe Nells, Joe.

Mattew Souza (28:06):

Wait, is that the affiliate owner? Oh

Sevan Matossian (28:09):

Yeah, I found it.

Mattew Souza (28:10):

Oh, Joe, I love your bit, dude.

Sevan Matossian (28:13):

Oh, 108 subscribers. Hey dude, he’s doubling every day.

Mattew Souza (28:17):

There we go. Oh,

Sevan Matossian (28:20):

He

Mattew Souza (28:21):

Episode three.

Sevan Matossian (28:25):

Yeah, episode three is up. Two views just up 12 minutes ago.

Mattew Souza (28:30):

That’s awesome.

Sevan Matossian (28:31):

Hold on. Oh, oh, you’re there. Oh, let’s play a few minutes of it. Oh shit. Andrew Hiller’s in this one.

Mattew Souza (28:37):

Don’t copyright as Joe. Please let us play. You’re too ready.

Sevan Matossian (28:40):

Yeah, Joe, don’t report our ass. By the way, thank you for the money. It’s the least you could do.

Mattew Souza (28:47):

Hey, you ready to rock?

Speaker 8 (28:54):

Take three. Heading into Target so you can get another member. Keep the streak alive.

Mattew Souza (28:59):

Target good.

Sevan Matossian (29:00):

Pause this for a second. So those of you don’t know, Joe owns CrossFit Kenosha and he’s doing a 30 for 30. He’s got kind of this mix of inspirations going on. Three things going on, and I’m sure there’s more. But he spent the last two years perfecting the look and presentation of his gym and he’s so fucking excited to get people in there. Lifelong cross. We’re doing CrossFit forever. Gym owner, right? Two, he hears Don Falls say, we need 30 million new CrossFitters. He’s like, how the fuck is that going to happen? And three, he hears Greg Glassman say, Hey, if you’re not walking around as a coach looking for people to share your recipe for health, then you’re not really a coach. So he’s taken all three of those things and mesh ’em together. And here we are in Target. Bam, let’s go.

Speaker 9 (29:47):

Going to get out in the street. Honk. You want to try CrossFit?

Sevan Matossian (29:50):

Oh, he’s getting the materials.

Speaker 9 (29:52):

We’ll buy this stuff and we’ll get moving. This is day three, third time, fourth place. Time for arts and craft.

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