#1013 – Live Call In | Billie Eilish – I feel sorry for myself music?

Sevan Matossian (00:01):

Oh shit. I have the cord on the wrong side. I’ll forward you the notes in just a second.

Caleb Beaver (00:05):


Sevan Matossian (00:06):

It’d be cool if I sent ’em to you the day before, right? Or five minutes before or one minute before. How about just before? Let’s start somewhere

Caleb Beaver (00:14):

Before. Yeah, let’s do that.

Sevan Matossian (00:16):

I’ll fucking get all crazy and shit. Oh, I’m bringing you right into my ears with one click of the mouse. There you are. Now you’re in my ears, Kayla. I came in my office last night late at 11 o’clock. Just everyone was asleep and I was just, I’m cleaning up. I’m preparing for our first live show in here. SU’s coming. And then I walked by my computer and I was like, lemme see if I know any Billie Eilish songs. We had Haley on, and I didn’t know who Billie Eilish was. And then this character, Billie Eilish, has 110 million followers. So I started thinking, okay, I probably know who Billie Eilish is if I hear one of the songs. Dude, I played 10 videos. I don’t know one of her fucking songs. Not only do I not know one of her songs, I started thinking, oh, this is just feel sorry for yourself music. Is that what it is? I mean, I only listen to 10 seconds of each song, but I’m like, oh, this is like, I’m at home. It’s raining, and life sucks because you don’t know why life sucks. You’re just kind of in a tailspin.

Caleb Beaver (01:27):

Her life is kind of crazy because she has

Sevan Matossian (01:29):

Billie Eilish. Billie Eilish.

Caleb Beaver (01:31):

Yeah. They did some sort of docuseries on her, and she basically said that her parents are great. She has no want or need for anything growing up, but her and her brother just started making this

Sevan Matossian (01:46):

Out, making out,

Caleb Beaver (01:47):

No, this cry music, like depressed music.

Sevan Matossian (01:50):

Yeah. Yeah. It’s depressed music. Yeah. Yeah. It’s like the opposite of Bob Marley.

Caleb Beaver (01:55):

It’s like breakup music. It’s like you’re going to listen to it when you break up, when you get broken up with or something.

Sevan Matossian (02:00):

I don’t like, its vibration, Caleb. It’s not on my vibration.

Caleb Beaver (02:08):

Some of it’s okay, but yeah, it’s definitely odd

Sevan Matossian (02:17):

That we have this skirmish with the wittiest guy going on.

Caleb Beaver (02:25):


Sevan Matossian (02:26):

Are you with, and people keep sending me screenshots of his, what he’s posting on Instagram. It’s fucking amazing. It’s like we’re in two different rooms.

Caleb Beaver (02:37):

Yeah. It’s weird. I can’t see it either.

Sevan Matossian (02:41):

He blocked you.

Caleb Beaver (02:42):

Yeah, which is super specific. He had to go find me and block me. I’ve never heard of this guy until,

Sevan Matossian (02:49):

So yesterday, I’ll give you the sentiment. Yesterday he made a post on his Instagram account and it said it was a link to this show, which was cool of them. Thank you. And it said, go watch them complain. Oh, go watch how butt hurt they are. That I block them. And when he said that, I realized, oh, me and him aren’t even on the same.

Caleb Beaver (03:14):

They’re speaking completely different languages. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (03:16):

We’re not even on the same

Caleb Beaver (03:23):

Wavelength road

Sevan Matossian (03:26):

Planet you ever seen people who go to a comedy show? You see videos of someone who’s at a comedy show and they drink too much and they start to get angry at the comic. They don’t, they joke hit too close to home. Yeah. That’s where I feel like this dude’s drank too much and he’s in the audience and he forgot. He’s at a comedy show.

Caleb Beaver (03:46):

He’s in the crowd.

Sevan Matossian (03:47):

Yeah, he’s tripping. He’s like, I’m sorry I had to cancel Seon, but he deserves it. I’m like, cancel me

Caleb Beaver (03:57):

A little late buddy.

Sevan Matossian (03:59):

Dude, he’s upset that I, I’m upset you blocking. I didn’t even, you’re both short. What the fuck does that have to do with anything triggered this chick? The NorCal Classic came up to me and she goes, Hey, just so you know, I’m five five and this chick was fucking two inches taller than me. Easy. That was one of the most hurtful things anyone said that hit. That was like a gut punch.

Caleb Beaver (04:31):

How dare you?

Sevan Matossian (04:32):

She’s telling me she’s five five and she’s doing inches taller than me. That would be crazy if I was five three. I’m going to measure myself today. That would be a good Instagram post.

Caleb Beaver (04:41):

I joked with my wife that she’s not actually six feet and she’s like, I am six feet.

Sevan Matossian (04:47):

I’m like, you better measure it soon because she can get shorter as she gets taller or older. Okay. I sent you the notes. Oh, no I didn’t. No, I didn’t. Is Susa coming on? Oh shit. Was that a battery for your fire alarm?

Caleb Beaver (05:04):

I think I just found it. I’ve been trying to find it all morning. I haven’t figured out which one it is. I

Sevan Matossian (05:07):

Think it’s, oh, ladies and gentlemen, we’re going to have a trip the entire show. That’s cool.

Caleb Beaver (05:11):

Go probably every 10, 15 minutes.

Sevan Matossian (05:13):

Wow. Oh no, they, they’re closer than that, aren’t they? Someone time it. Someone time it.

Caleb Beaver (05:19):

Alright. It went off at 5 0 5.

Sevan Matossian (05:25):

Hal, you were in your nano. She was probably wearing combat boots. I mean, I like your thinking, but she was an athlete. She may have even been barefoot. She was definitely thicker than me, more buff than me and more lean than me all at the same time. Prettier and prettier than me. It was those fucking athletes. What time is it where you’re at? Sorry. I moved the show yesterday.

Caleb Beaver (05:57):

That’s all good. It was 10 o’clock here.

Sevan Matossian (06:02):

Oh, it’s 10 o’clock there now. Does the show start too late for you? Is it kind of like when this is over you’re like, fuck, I kind of ruined my morning?

Caleb Beaver (06:10):

No, I usually wake up around seven and then I get a bunch of stuff done early and then hop on the show, do this for a couple hours, then I’ll go probably eat lunch, walk the dog, and then work on homework and house stuff for the rest of the day.

Sevan Matossian (06:27):

Oh, homework. You mean stuff around the house?

Caleb Beaver (06:30):

No, like actual homework. But yeah.

Sevan Matossian (06:32):

Why are you on school?

Caleb Beaver (06:34):

Yeah. I started a master’s about a month ago.

Sevan Matossian (06:38):

Have you told me that? And I’m just not listening.

Caleb Beaver (06:41):

No, I haven’t said anything about it. Really.

Sevan Matossian (06:43):

Is it through the Air Force?

Caleb Beaver (06:47):

No, it’s not through the, I’m using the VA or the GI Bill, but I’m not taking it through the Air Force. No.

Sevan Matossian (06:54):

Is it stressing you out?

Caleb Beaver (06:58):

Initially it was, but now not so much. I just started getting back into a rhythm and it’s normal

Sevan Matossian (07:05):

Master’s in what?

Caleb Beaver (07:08):

Intelligence and security studies.

Sevan Matossian (07:10):

Oh shit.

Caleb Beaver (07:12):

Just learning about the different agencies within the US that dictate national security decisions and shit like that.

Sevan Matossian (07:22):

I got a text from someone at Google last night.

Caleb Beaver (07:27):


Sevan Matossian (07:27):

You are being suppressed? I’m working on it.

Caleb Beaver (07:32):


Sevan Matossian (07:33):


Caleb Beaver (07:34):


Sevan Matossian (07:34):

I mean, it wasn’t an official Google contact.

Caleb Beaver (07:38):


Sevan Matossian (07:39):

But it’s a listener of the show.

Caleb Beaver (07:41):


Sevan Matossian (07:42):

What’s crazy is that’s been going on for a couple months now, but our numbers are still crushing. Thank God that we don’t have numbers really on Rumble or Twitter or Facebook, although we go there. But thank God for Apple and Spotify.

Caleb Beaver (07:56):

Yeah, for sure. I think we get a lot of people that watch on there.

Sevan Matossian (08:02):

Yeah. Tons. Right? More than here. But this is fun because here we get to actually interact with the people there. Yeah. I like it

Caleb Beaver (08:09):

A lot better.

Sevan Matossian (08:12):

Mr. Rambler, thank you for your service. Be Beaver.

Caleb Beaver (08:15):


Sevan Matossian (08:17):

Jeremy super nerd.

Caleb Beaver (08:22):


Sevan Matossian (08:22):

Dude. He’s got a Yoda in the back.

Caleb Beaver (08:30):

Some other stuff there too.

Sevan Matossian (08:33):

Louise. Okay, we’ll start with something funny. Plummer. What’s up dude, thanks for the call yesterday. That was cool. You spoke to Saxon Pan.

Caleb Beaver (08:47):

Oh, that’s awesome. Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (08:49):

He called in.

Caleb Beaver (08:49):

He’s been busy. That guy’s busy

Sevan Matossian (08:51):


Caleb Beaver (08:52):

Yeah, he’s like touring the nation.

Sevan Matossian (08:55):

Yeah. What is, yeah. Yeah. That’s crazy, right?

Caleb Beaver (08:58):

Yeah. It’s winning races and getting biceps and shit.

Sevan Matossian (09:03):

What’s this mean? Not Yoda. It’s a Roku. That’s a baby. Yoda.

Caleb Beaver (09:07):

Yeah. It’s like Yoda is the name of the person, but then this is Roku, who’s the same creature but different name.

Sevan Matossian (09:17):


Caleb Beaver (09:18):

It’s like a species of Yoda’s. An actual name.

Sevan Matossian (09:23):

So Yoda’s like a lizard. And he’s, what is that species called?

Caleb Beaver (09:28):

I don’t remember.

Sevan Matossian (09:29):

Oh, but they’re both lizards. One’s named Roku. One’s named Yoda.

Caleb Beaver (09:33):


Sevan Matossian (09:34):

All right. Shit. Fuck. I kind of wish I didn’t know it. So I learned today about some shit about Billie Eilish. Lemme say something nice about Bill Eish. I like the way she looks that she’s just kind of normal. Yeah. She’s had 110 million followers and she’s not a whore.

Caleb Beaver (09:55):

Yeah, it is pretty. She does have kind of a crazy body.

Sevan Matossian (09:58):

She does have a great body.

Caleb Beaver (10:01):

Yeah. It’s pretty nice. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (10:04):

I perused her Instagram and her body wasn’t front and center.

Caleb Beaver (10:09):

No, I think she does that on purpose, but I think there’s a photo shoot with GQ or something and she expresses her body a little more.

Sevan Matossian (10:20):

Oh, that’s cool. I mean, she’s young. Don’t all young people have nice bodies? Call her high.

Caleb Beaver (10:25):


Sevan Matossian (10:27):

Not Call her high. Call her high. There.

Speaker 3 (10:29):

It’s, yep. What’s up, fellas?

Sevan Matossian (10:31):

I knew it.

Speaker 3 (10:34):

How are you doing? Good. How

Sevan Matossian (10:35):

Are you? Maybe I’m good. I’m going to add your number. I’ve never added anyone’s number to this plumber. I’m just going to add you to this.

Speaker 3 (10:42):

Oh, sweet. I know, because we have each other’s phone number, but this isn’t that one.

Sevan Matossian (10:47):

Yeah, okay. I just typed it in. Plumber. Plumber. I hardly know her. Hey, I appreciate you still calling in the show since we’ve been canceled. We were canceled yesterday.

Speaker 3 (11:03):

Canceled. What happened? Is it the,

Sevan Matossian (11:08):

I called this dude out for being this dude. This guy’s part of this whole, I shouldn’t say he’s part of anything. He’s just,

Speaker 3 (11:16):

Is it the Mike? Mike,

Sevan Matossian (11:18):

Yeah. Wits. He’s just another mentally I Ill dude. Yeah. He’s just this delusional, mentally ill dude who thinks that he can just, he’s just a bully. He’s just is going around. He’s some sort of enforcer. He gets his happiness from just bullying people and it’s like, thank God. Thank God for shows like the Seon podcast that just won’t tolerate the cancel culture and just will accept everyone. I even accept him. I even accept the fact that he’s canceled culture. I’m thoroughly enjoying this, but from the beginning, this show’s been real and it’s like, Hey man, if we’re getting canceled, then keep canceling us. We have so many fucking sponsors now. It’s fucking out of control. We have three sponsors waiting to get in touch with Susa this week, so it’s like, fuck.


But I think the 99, what he doesn’t realize is 99% of the people see him for what he is, and yet he keeps going. It’s about time someone does this. I hope the athletes stop coming on his show. Stop coming on the show. We’re nice to them. We help them with their, their cause could be to save babies, save whales, recycle fucking shoelaces. We support everyone who comes on the fucking show. I support Billy Eilish. Now the fuck are you talking about? I support you and your, I’ve given you a place to perform your little cancel dance like, dude, my goodness.

Speaker 3 (12:38):

Peace and love. Right. Peace and love. Peace and love. That’s it.

Sevan Matossian (12:44):

Have you seen this dude?

Speaker 3 (12:46):

Yeah, I’ve seen it. Literally, I was like,

Sevan Matossian (12:49):

He’s got a cool Instagram account. He did a great interview with Dude

Speaker 3 (12:52):

Scott Schweizer. Think part of it comes from, obviously he is very fit. Is he just stressed out from doing that and then they didn’t get go to the games this year.

Sevan Matossian (13:06):

So you think that that’s right. He did everything

Speaker 3 (13:07):

Online now. I think he’s just lashing

Sevan Matossian (13:09):

Out. He just lost his shit.

Speaker 3 (13:11):

I think he’s just lashing out. Yeah,

Sevan Matossian (13:14):

Lashing out. What’s crazy is that he did this interview with Schweitzer where he presents himself as being just cool as shit. Right? Like, Hey, it’s all good. It’s all love, but it’s not. And I think probably reconciling those two things is he’s got demons. He’s struggling, but it’s been a stimulating week, week. Been fucking, I think everyone’s enjoying. Are you enjoying it? I’m enjoying it.

Speaker 3 (13:54):

Yeah. No,

Sevan Matossian (13:56):

Numbers are good. I get to see Caleb

Speaker 3 (14:00):

Too big to fail.

Sevan Matossian (14:01):

My kid did a jumped out of the bowl yesterday and did his highest jump with a 180 on the skateboard. I’m sure it’s called something. He probably thinks I’m a jackass for not knowing, but it’s dope.

Caleb Beaver (14:14):

Yeah, that was wild to watch.

Sevan Matossian (14:17):

I’m lost. What are you all talking about? Oh, blade. Do we have some shit to catch you up on

Speaker 3 (14:23):

Some shit? Talking

Sevan Matossian (14:24):

Some shit. Talking Blade. This guy’s got video of me saying the N word he posted today. He’s got video of me saying the N word.

Speaker 3 (14:38):

Oh goodness.

Sevan Matossian (14:40):

God. My kid is fucking cool. Thanks for playing that. That

Caleb Beaver (14:44):

Was dope.

Speaker 3 (14:46):

I was going to just say thank you for the kind words, Caleb.

Caleb Beaver (14:50):

Yeah, of course. You’re fucking killing it. I’m stoked for you,

Speaker 3 (14:54):

Dude. It was crazy. It was fun. Winning the championship was definitely cool.

Caleb Beaver (15:00):

Was it just like a big old party? How did,

Sevan Matossian (15:02):

Wait, you guys won. Fill us in on that. What happened?

Speaker 3 (15:06):

Stevon, listen to this. So Indy car, right? We have four cars, right? And then one of the cars, one of our drivers runs. He is a rookie. So then we brought in another guy to run the oval. So he didn’t get to drive in the Indy 500 because he was a rookie this year. Yeah. So

Caleb Beaver (15:27):

The Indy 500 is the big indie race. It’s like a huge,

Speaker 3 (15:32):

Yeah, there’s 400,000.

Caleb Beaver (15:34):

It’s like 500 miles or something like that.

Speaker 3 (15:37):

Yep. Yeah. It’s insane. They shut down a city basically, and it’s just one big party. But so Right. We finished one and two in the championship out of all the drivers, and then we took Rookie of the year and I’ve done some training with him. Have you been in one of these

Sevan Matossian (16:01):

Cars? Have you driven one of these?

Speaker 3 (16:03):

No. Can’t drive one. No. No one.

Sevan Matossian (16:08):

Have you sat in one?

Speaker 3 (16:09):

No. Dude, you got to belittle to sit Max. You can only weigh up to 180 5. Wow. It would not be comfortable, but so took one, two, rookie of the year, and then we had three cars in the top 10 of every race. Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (16:34):


Speaker 3 (16:34):

That’s incredible. It was insane.

Sevan Matossian (16:35):

Good team. Hey, what’s the name of the team?

Speaker 3 (16:39):

Chip cani Racing.

Sevan Matossian (16:41):

What is it?

Speaker 3 (16:43):

Chip Cani Racing.

Sevan Matossian (16:44):

Do you have some huge sponsor like Pennzoil or some crazy shit?

Speaker 3 (16:49):

We’re sponsored by, one of our cars is American Legion. The other one is Ridgeline Lubricants, which is, he’s one of our, you have

Sevan Matossian (16:58):

The word lubricants that you get to say that regularly. Lubricants.

Speaker 3 (17:02):

Yep. We had a Swedish driver, so he was sponsored by Husky Chocolate. And then what else am I missing? Oh, P N C Bank,

Sevan Matossian (17:12):

BJO, Carl Goodmanson and lubricants. Those are some of my favorite things to say. Lube. Yeah, lube. Well, hey, you’re the man. Congratulations.

Speaker 3 (17:23):

Good job.

Sevan Matossian (17:23):

Thank you. Yeah, what a fun. You’re with winners. It’s Tell Marcus better luck next year. He’ll do it. He’s with winners. Yeah. Okay. Alright. Love you dude. Thanks for calling.

Speaker 3 (17:38):

Yeah. See fellows. Bye. He

Sevan Matossian (17:40):

Called to say thank you to you. I guess you were the one who did say something nice about him. Will. Great job, dude. I’m so proud of you. You’re killing it. Call back. Call back. Don’t you dare. Call back.


Here’s the thing, blade. This guy Blade, you were at the competition, right? And this guy got upset at Lauren Fisher for making a post on her Instagram. That was a clip from the movie Tropic Thunder. For all of you people who keep saying I’m saying the movie name wrong, I keep calling it Tropic of Thunder, it doesn’t matter. But anyway, Tropic Thunder, and he said, Hey, that’s inappropriate that you use the word retard. And then I pointed out to him that he has no problem using explicit racial slurs, songs that promote explicit racial slurs all over his Instagram. And I said, what? Those racial slurs were a not hard r a. Go back to the Haley Adams episode. It’s at the end there for anyone who’d like to clip it. I like it how he’s telling people he has a video of it. Dude, we Everyone has a video of it.

Caleb Beaver (18:52):

Caleb, quick. It’s a one hour 57 minute mark.

Sevan Matossian (18:54):

Caleb, pull it down. Mike McCaskey. I think Mikey Witts was responsible for Trish’s crash.

Caleb Beaver (19:05):

It’s actually very sad.

Sevan Matossian (19:07):

Do you have any insights into that? Do you have any, do you know stuff

Caleb Beaver (19:14):

Like why you do?

Sevan Matossian (19:15):

You do know stuff.

Caleb Beaver (19:16):

I know something, but I don’t

Sevan Matossian (19:18):

Think, do you know who Trish is?

Caleb Beaver (19:20):

No, I do not. I have ideas, but

Sevan Matossian (19:26):

Do you suspect Trish is a boy? I suspect Trish is a boy.

Caleb Beaver (19:30):

Yes. I suspect the same.

Sevan Matossian (19:33):

And do you think that Trish died because Trish was tired of maintaining Trish? I tried to talk to Su about this and he kept freaking me out. He is like, no dude, Trish is dead. And I started getting some weird tingly feeling in my back. I was losing touch with reality for a second. I was like, okay, I’m not talking to you, so I appreciate you having a little more real,

Caleb Beaver (19:57):

I don’t think

Sevan Matossian (20:01):

A blade walker. Imagine other people’s words owning your life. Hey dude. Not only that, the irony is that it,


This guy’s the one promoting the word. He doesn’t get the of me saying he’s just lost. He doesn’t get the joke of why I said it and why I said why The whole thing came out. I dunno if joke’s the right word. The irony, the joke, the point, the lesson he was being offered. He’s caught himself in a fucking wicked mess. Here you are promoting a racial slur while condemning someone else, but he’s just a fucking mess. And then in turn, now he’s trying to say that since I actually said the word out loud, but he only says it from his Instagram. With music he uses. I mean, he’s in just a fucking twisted mess. It’s like we’re watching some guy stuck, just a dwarf stuck in a giant piece of bubblegum. You know what I mean? Just can you kind of picture that? He’s just,

Caleb Beaver (21:01):

Yeah, I agree. It’s lot.

Sevan Matossian (21:07):

It’s a mess. Good thing you don’t have hair. Dude, that shit would be fucking, yeah, I’m watching that tonight.

Caleb Beaver (21:16):


Sevan Matossian (21:16):

Dela Madelena right before the main event versus Kevin Holland. It’s going to be good.

Caleb Beaver (21:28):

That’s going to be a crazy fight.

Sevan Matossian (21:29):

I really like both of them. I really like both of them. Yes, he’s a little rapper. I don’t think he raps. He’s just into rap music that promotes racial slurs. Don’t tell anyone. I don’t want him to get canceled.

Caleb Beaver (21:43):

That’s right.

Sevan Matossian (21:43):

I’m glad that I can be canceled. I don’t even think that, dude, you can’t be canceled. You’re already on the floor. I’ve taken flight. One of those little midget flies I’ve taken flight. How crazy is it that Hiller’s dog’s name is Midge?

Caleb Beaver (22:07):

I saw the video. I was like, what the fuck?

Sevan Matossian (22:12):

How is that even reality?

Caleb Beaver (22:14):

I dodged when I saw that. I thought it was hilarious.

Sevan Matossian (22:17):

They were destined to meet Mikey and TIUs and Hiller destined.

Caleb Beaver (22:23):

Yeah. I wonder if they need to hash that out.

Sevan Matossian (22:27):

I guarantee you Hiller does not want to hash that out. Once someone digs kind of their grave with him,

Caleb Beaver (22:35):

They’re out. Sorry, dude.

Sevan Matossian (22:37):

You erased his Instagram account. Now you’re saying you didn’t do it, but we’ve already known man, those people witts in that the chick Steph Hammerman in a couple of those other people. Basically, they’ll go to anyone. Seon shouldn’t be allowed to street. I hope the street parking people don’t talk to ’em. I hope the athletes don’t talk to ’em. I hope they’re just naming, that’s called coercion or something. What is that called?

Caleb Beaver (23:08):


Sevan Matossian (23:08):

Find out Andrew Hiller. I don’t want to talk to a brick wall. I know. Well, the truth is, you did try talking to him, Christine Young. He’s crazy as fuck. Something’s wrong. Something’s definitely, yeah. Coercion. I think it is.

Caleb Beaver (23:30):

I don’t know about,

Sevan Matossian (23:31):

It’s like when you try to leverage or the practice of persuading someone to do something by forcing our threats. Yeah. He’s basically, it’s like a threat. I have a recording of Savon saying the N word, so you better not talk to him and go on his show. Andrew Hiller. Yeah. I regret trying to talk to him.

Caleb Beaver (23:57):

Yeah, I would too.

Sevan Matossian (23:58):

That cost you one Instagram account. Where were we? He’s going to stay focused.

Caleb Beaver (24:10):

You were going to start with something funny, but I think we’ve done that already.

Sevan Matossian (24:14):

Oh, wi Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Let’s go. Go back here. I was in the middle of, I didn’t finish whatever thought that was, but anyway, let’s do 1 24. 1 24 is good. Let’s talk about the amendments. Amendments. Yeah, that is true, Eric. I did hear that. Also. This is breaking news. Sporty Beth is furious at Mikey Witts for taking her away from the limelight Furious. I did also hear that.

Caleb Beaver (24:40):

How dare he?

Sevan Matossian (24:41):

Mikey, please go get back at the end of the lime. We’ll come back to you in six months. I can’t believe there’s someone here named Front Tail. It makes me want to throw up. I seriously don’t like that.

Caleb Beaver (24:58):

I hate that term.

Sevan Matossian (25:04):

I’m not saying what my boys call it, a cock or cocking balls. And I’m not saying that that’s ideal, but it’s better than front tail.

Caleb Beaver (25:12):

I started calling it a penis because it’s funnier.

Sevan Matossian (25:15):


Sevan Matossian (25:16):


Sevan Matossian (25:19):


Speaker 5 (25:21):

Second thing we wrote, it’s the second thing we wrote out of all the things to write when starting a country. The second thing they wrote down is, you better get a gun. The first thing they wrote down is you can say what you want. And then they were like, but you better get a gun if you want to do that. It’s the second thing.

Sevan Matossian (25:52):

Hey, has anyone ever threatened you on the internet?

Caleb Beaver (25:57):

Yes. It was a long time ago though.

Sevan Matossian (26:00):

Yeah. That was the first time anyone’s ever threatened me that I can remember. Really? Mikey? Yeah. And my dms threaten me. Oh, no. Second time, 12 daily doses threatened me too.

Caleb Beaver (26:13):

Oh yeah, of course. Is it crazy? Is it weird?

Sevan Matossian (26:22):

It is weird. It’s weird. It is weird. Mikey Witts is more ambiguous threat, so it makes it a little more unsettling. You know what I mean? I didn’t know what he was going to do. 12 daily doses told me what he was going to do.

Caleb Beaver (26:39):

Oh, okay.

Sevan Matossian (26:40):

You know what I mean? Mike Witts was like, if you subtly mention me again. So I’m like, fuck, is this dude coming to the skate park? Do I?

Caleb Beaver (26:57):

He’s going to bring his skateboard and hit you with the trucks.

Sevan Matossian (27:00):

Yeah. Like what the fuck’s going on here? What’s he going to do? Is he going to call my boss and try to get me fired?

Caleb Beaver (27:06):

Oh wait. He’s going to call Haley and tell you,

Sevan Matossian (27:10):

Are you going to erase Hiller’s Instagram account? Are you going to call the I R s

Caleb Beaver (27:16):

Crazy what people think they can get away with Online.

Sevan Matossian (27:20):

Eric Weiss, Mikey’s only a little threat. Alright, fair

Caleb Beaver (27:23):


Sevan Matossian (27:26):

The make watts great again, guy didn’t, I don’t think he ever threatened me.


I don’t think he threatened me if he did. I don’t remember. 12 daily doses. Just so I’ll tell you how that relationship ended. He DMed me and said, Hey dude, you’re erasing our dms together. And I said, right away, that set off my Spidey senses, right? I’m like, wait, what? And I’m like, why is he even, I would never even notice if someone was erasing my dms. So then I go, Hey dude, I don’t know how to erase anything. He goes, you’re a fucking liar. I’ve been taking pictures of all our dms. I go, cool. Send them over to me. I want to see which ones I’ve erased. I don’t know how to do any of that stuff. I’m on this fucking thread, dude with 6,000 other people that comes every day. That’s just women wanting to fuck and links to click, and I fucking keep hitting delete or report. I slide it right? I slide it left. I hold my thumb on it. I cannot fucking get this thing out of my inbox. I’m terrified that I’m going to click it and someone’s going to be looking over my shoulder and it’s going to be like, just shit’s going to pop up. You know what I mean?


I don’t fucking know how to take a picture of a dmm. So I thought to myself, okay. I said, Hey dude, regardless of whether I’m erasing them or not, what’s it matter? And he goes, I’m going to expose you for the fraud that you are. And I go, Hey dude, please take pictures of all of our dms first. I went back and read them all. I’m like, please take pictures of all of our dms and post them all now. I think it’ll be great for your brand. I think my thought was, I know everyone’s going to be like, what a piece of shit. You know what I mean? No one’s going to see anything I wrote and be like, wow, I can’t believe Sivan said that. And that was it. And that’s it. That’s why I stopped talking to ’em. I’m not ever going to engage with someone who threatens me. Why would I do that? That’s fucking crazy. I’m not interested in, I already know what you’re capable of at that point. I mean, if I’m going to engage you, it’s going to be to, it’s not going to be good to finish something. Not to start something. You don’t ever come back. It’s like go in the house right now and call your wife fat and see if you can come back from that. You’re not coming back from that. You’re going to hear about that in 20 years.

Caleb Beaver (29:50):

Exactly. That’s going to come up in an argument. You remember that one time you called me fat? Yeah. But I always find it funny when people.

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