#1012 – The Professionally Offended | Live Call In

Sevan Matossian (00:01):

I switched my alarm to six 15 instead of six for the last three days to see if it worked. It’s not working so good. Bam. We’re live. Hey, good morning. Hey. Hello. Hello. Hello, Jake. Thank you. I appreciate the excuse Avon’s getting link. What’s up, Susa? You know, hotel room? What’s up?

Mattew Souza (00:20):

I’m in a business center in a hotel? Yeah.

Sevan Matossian (00:22):

Oh wow.

Mattew Souza (00:23):

Yeah. I didn’t want to yell in the breakfast area. It was a little bit more crowded than I thought it’d be.

Sevan Matossian (00:29):

Do you remember the time I did the show from the lobby in the Hilton? And where was that?

Mattew Souza (00:35):

You were in LA That was Thanksgiving.

Sevan Matossian (00:38):

Oh wow. Good memory.

Mattew Souza (00:40):


Sevan Matossian (00:43):

Steven Flores, Trisha’s dead and now Hiller’s blocked. What the fuck is wrong in this world? Yeah, what happened to Hiller’s account?

Mattew Souza (00:51):

I just was looking at some of the stuff on there. It looks like it got suspended. I don’t know what that means

Sevan Matossian (00:57):

On a technicality.

Mattew Souza (01:00):


Sevan Matossian (01:02):

I got a DMM last night from the Mikey Swoosh guy, the fittest Dwarf, a threatening dmm. It was a clip. God, I wish I could play it, but it was a clip from my podcast saying that if I ever mention his name again or basically threatening me that it said, if you ever talk about me subtly again, I’m going to something. It was something threatening he didn’t. It was a clip from my own podcast that he was going to use against me.

Mattew Souza (01:44):

Dude, I must have a lot of fucking time on his hands.

Sevan Matossian (01:48):

He’s threatening to cancel me. I wonder if he did something to Hiller,

Mattew Souza (01:53):

Like reported his account or something.

Sevan Matossian (01:55):


Mattew Souza (01:56):

I got it.

Sevan Matossian (01:57):

All these people are telling me that that guy’s losing his mind. The Mikey, the fittest dwarf. Dude, I can’t see his account anymore. Well, I dunno if I ever could see it. I’m assuming he blocked me. Hiller is Trish. Wow. You think that when his account went down? No. No, because Trish actually made a post saying she died in a motor home accident or something. Or her husband did, or

Mattew Souza (02:27):

Yeah. Ron came on her Instagram and said that Trish was gone

Sevan Matossian (02:33):

And now the whole thing’s gone.

Mattew Souza (02:35):

Yeah, that’s kind of cool actually.

Sevan Matossian (02:40):

Hi Athena. Good morning. I think what happened was, is this John Clark because you dropped the N bomb? Yeah, the clip in there was me asking him why he’s so upset that with the words Lauren used from a movie clip, while he has no problem using music with any word he wants, so now he’s taking that clip that shows him as a hypocrite to use to cancel me. I think he also, he’s trying to cancel, or I dunno what he’s trying to do with Lauren, but someone told me that he reached out to training Think Tank or something and said something along the lines like, Hey, you guys shouldn’t train her. Hey,


Someone else sent me a clip that he was on the Clydesdale podcast and he’s like, yeah. He’s basically saying, I don’t get bothered by anything because I’m a dwarf. When I was little, my mom told me that I need to suck it up and we never play the victim. Man. Not only does this guy play the victim, but he’s demanding that other people play the victim. He said he doesn’t care what people call him, but for some reason, so instead of sharing that advice, and he basically said, his mom said that if you don’t care what other people call you, it leads to happiness. You’ll never be happy if you don’t get over it. And yet he uses this platform of his to demand that other people be offended, which the irony is, is when someone sent me that clip, that’s my exact point.

Mattew Souza (04:21):

As he recruits others to be offended.

Sevan Matossian (04:25):

I wonder if that dude has anything to do with Hiller’s account being shut down.


The guy’s on a full canceling mission. Yeah, he’s angry. He got, I think yesterday’s show rocked him. I didn’t mention ’em by name and normally I would never out. Some people have sent me some pretty fucked up shit in my dms. I would never out someone like that. By the way you guys know 1200 shows in. I don’t think I’ve ever told you what anyone sent me in my dms without asking them first, but he basically threatened me, not basically he did threaten me. He sent me a clip of the show being like, if you ever subtly mention me again, I’m going to, and then he didn’t say what he was going to do. So we’re talking about the fittest dwarf guy. I think he actually is that I can’t see his account anymore. Show us the dmm.

Mattew Souza (05:26):

Hey, you think he actually thinks that the world’s a better place now? Does he realize that this is all just a selfish pull now? Now it’s clearly, it’s a personal thing for him, so he’s going, but do you actually think that in his mind he’s like, look, I’ve helped others by doing this.

Sevan Matossian (05:42):

I can’t. That’s the crazy part. He says in this video that his mom told him that like, Hey, in order to get over stuff, you just have to accept it and move on. Life’s not fair, and yet he’s demanding that other people be hurt and not get the lesson his mom gave him. No, he doesn’t fucking know. He doesn’t realize that if the world was like people like me as opposed to him, everything would be chill. Everyone would just be happy and chill. He demands that this anger and hatred would be around, Hey, you know what? He blocked me, so I don’t think I couldn’t find the dmm. Let me see if I took a picture of it.

Mattew Souza (06:17):

It’s funny a lot of times,

Sevan Matossian (06:17):

Yes, look it, so here it is. It says, talk about me subtly on your podcast. Again, do, and then he sent a link to the video, which is basically threatening. I had to watch the video 20 times to understand what he was even saying, and the ironies is, it’s me calling him out for being a hypocrite, but for some reason that would cancel me. It was fucking amazing.

Mattew Souza (06:44):

You’re still canceling people. That’s still a fucking thing. God,

Sevan Matossian (06:47):

Dude. He’s on a mission. That

Mattew Souza (06:48):

Shit drives me nuts. You’re not helping anybody. You’ve helped nobody, nothing.

Sevan Matossian (06:56):

What have we ever said negatively about him? Well, yesterday I was saying yesterday, I didn’t say his name, but I was saying on the show, Hey, I went to his Instagram and I saw that he has no problem with using racial slurs. None at all. It’s just littered with songs on his account that have racial slurs. He loves music art. Same with me. He loves music artists that use racial slurs. Me too. Fuck. But


I was pointing out the hypocrisy that he’s upset that Lauren quoted a movie or showed a clip from a movie that uses the word the retard, where he has no problem using songs with racial slurs, and so that really pissed him off and he’s on a mission. He’s on a crazy mission just reporting me to, he’s basically going through it’s nuts. By the way. Another thing he’s telling people, and I’ve been through this already, that there’s NDAs from women regarding me in my entire 51 years. Never once has a woman ever made a complaint about me that I know about. I don’t even know what an n d A is. I’ve never signed anything. I was never accused of anything. I was never written up. I was never even mentioned in nothing in my whole entire life. Like nothing. And he’s doing that shit. He’s going around telling people that shit. I think he wrote it in his post. Someone sent me a screenshot of his post.

Mattew Souza (08:32):

Yeah, well, I really, one was really offended. He used the word cancer, and I know a lot of people that have had cancer and the fact that he is using it in that way really offends me and everybody else who has had it. So I don’t even think that that should be valid because we should look at the language he’s using and then perhaps find another way that we could do it without offending so many people.

Sevan Matossian (08:53):

So you’re saying cancer is a serious disease that kills and could trigger people to remember people who’ve died in their life of cancer and yet he’s lowering the severity of the word by attributing it to me

Mattew Souza (09:03):

Absolutely. With what he just did. Wow. I can’t believe

Sevan Matossian (09:06):


Mattew Souza (09:06):

Hey, you guys should all go over there and demand that he delete that.

Sevan Matossian (09:19):

The fucking irony. You want to see what a just absolute hypocrite he is. Go over to the Clydesdale podcast and look at all the shit he told. What’s the guy’s name over there, Mr. Schweitzer? Scott Schweitzer. What? Mary Monsour. I’m offended every time someone talks about his big nose because that means I probably also have a big nose and I’m offended. Everyone stop listening to this podcast. I know it’s like that.

Mattew Souza (09:44):

That’s pretty much the logic.

Sevan Matossian (09:53):

Okay. Anyway, that part of me does realize


That even though I didn’t say him by name, if he saw the show yesterday, he’s probably been in a tailspin ever since. He’s probably tripping. Someone said that he’s been up all night that just sending dms to everyone who knows me, and by the way, read that. Another reason I wouldn’t have read that, but he sent that to everyone. He made a post basically, he threatened me with this and then didn’t wait and actually released it on his Instagram. He basically said on his Instagram, he went after me on his Instagram. It’s like, dude, you didn’t even give me a chance to like, oh my God, I’m so sorry. You didn’t even give me a chance.

Mattew Souza (10:49):

Yeah, what a place. What a time we live in. Huh? Have you listened to 1984 recently

Sevan Matossian (10:59):

Already? No, but I need to,

Mattew Souza (11:00):

Dude. You absolutely need to. When I went to Michigan the other week, I was listening to it and fuck it is now it is here. It’s crazy. A book is so spot on. Are we getting breaking news right now? Is that what’s happening?

Sevan Matossian (11:22):

No. I’m reading what he wrote on his Instagram. He says, I want to make life easier for people with disabilities to be able to walk around outside without someone shouting a slur at them and their family and taking their picture or harassing them while they walk their dogs down the road. Meanwhile, I’m going to demand that everyone be offended. You’re not trying to make anything easier for anyone, dude. The easiest way is to take the advice your mom gave you that you told Scott Schweitzer on the Clydesdale Podcast podcast. He presents himself as someone. He’s so not, it’s so fucking crazy. Someone in the chat said, Hey, we shouldn’t even talk about him. It’s the most attention he’s ever gotten, and he’s just starved for attention.

Mattew Souza (12:07):

I might say the biggest event that’s ever happened.

Sevan Matossian (12:09):

Yeah. In his life. I don’t know. Hey, dude, at least I’m not lying about you. How’s that? How about the fact that you’re lying about me saying that I was involved in some sort of NDAs?

Mattew Souza (12:27):

It’s funny how he’s taking something and basically under the guise of explaining how language hurts people, but then taking that and then actually trying to stop people from what they’re pursuing, right? That language didn’t stop anybody that was on the post, but yet now he’s taken that, he’s manifested it, and then he is made it real in the sense of trying to actually stop people from pursuing what they do in their jobs or their careers. Nothing on Lauren’s post is going to stop anybody from doing anything, right? You might see it and go, oh my gosh, this upsets me because I don’t know how to control my emotions, or I have no sense of humor, and then he’s going to manifest that, tell a story in his head, get himself all wound up, and then literally try to go after and stopping somebody from pursuing what they’re trying to do in life. That’s insane. Does he not know that he’s the villain?

Sevan Matossian (13:24):

Yeah. No, he doesn’t know. He doesn’t know. He’s bullying her, trying to cancel her. By the way, dude, Mikey, there’s something, I had a very serious focused conversation with someone today because I was a little bit concerned for you because here’s the deal, now that you open this can of worms, it’s going to follow you forever, and some people aren’t made for that. Some people aren’t made for that. You outed yourself as being woke and all the things that come with it. You demand that. People see skin color, sex. You prey on people’s weaknesses and you validate yourself through other people’s weaknesses.


I know that because people like you have come at me before and it follows me everywhere. Every time I go somewhere, someone’s like, well, I don’t know. Are you sure? I heard that he had to sign an nda, a like what you’re doing to me now. It’s followed me everywhere, and so I was thinking to myself, fuck if I talk about this guy and it gets out, and by the end of today 30,000 people are going to see it and know what you are. It’s going to follow you the rest of your life, dude, everyone’s going to know you demand you, demand that people be offended. That’s going to stay with you for so long now, dude.

Mattew Souza (14:50):


Sevan Matossian (14:51):

Not you pool boy, not you. Different, Mikey, the fittest dwarf, Mikey,


So I hope you wrote something you’d rather be hated than be a bigot, but dude, at some point you’re going to come to terms with the fact that you’re the bad guy. Everyone else loves everyone. Everyone else is accepting of everyone, and it’s you who’s causing the division at some point, and it’s going to be so fucking weird for you to reconcile that because then you’re still going to have to carry what you did with you. I don’t have to carry what I did with me because I didn’t do anything. It’s just people like you who make shit up about me when I sing rap songs. I’m very proud of the fact that when I sing rap songs, I sing the whole fucking song. I’m very proud of the fact that I have friends of all color that accept me lick Seon, spouting acceptance again, lick, saying passive aggressive, pointless comments again, give you an example of rap lyrics. I sing. That’s what you want. Goodness. Yeah. I am black and I’m proud. Okay. Anyway, I’m sure that this isn’t the end of, I’m sure. I’m sure this isn’t the end of it.


I’m sure this isn’t the end. Clark Matthews, Mikey Swoosh on a mission to cancel the OG voice that’s promoting adaptive athletes at the games. I could go on. It’s crazy, Clark. I could go on and on. Here’s the thing. I’m not even trying to promote it. I like those people. I don’t have, I’m not choosing anyone to be on my show. I don’t think of them as even adaptive. I’m just tripping. The Casey Acre missing armor think he’s cool as shit. I love what Jed is Nelson’s doing. I’m so curious, but I hear you. Yeah, I know. The irony Again, oh, by the way, speaking of it, you know who I saw at the NorCal Classic? Do you remember that lady Kim? We had the blind lady on the show.

Mattew Souza (17:16):

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sevan Matossian (17:18):

I saw her. She was there. She didn’t see me.

Mattew Souza (17:21):

Okay. I don’t have a soundboard. I like when you do it because it makes me look so much better at it. I’m like a professional.

Sevan Matossian (17:47):

I just started hitting buttons. I,

Mattew Souza (17:52):

Holy shit.

Sevan Matossian (17:54):

I saw her, but she didn’t see me. Thank you. Good morning Bone

Mattew Souza (18:03):

Bo Carlos. What’s up?

Sevan Matossian (18:07):

What was the name of the 82 year old hottie showed us? You mean the one that’s only been eating meat for 65 years? That’s crazy. I forget her name. If you go to Anthony Chaffey’s Instagram account, that’s the doctor out of Australia. Hey, dude, you know something else I saw yesterday? YouTube is now following the American Medical Association and World Health Organization guidelines. Again, you cannot say anything about the K E T O diet. You’re not supposed to mention that now because the American Medical association’s against it.

Mattew Souza (18:48):


Sevan Matossian (18:48):

Holy shit. We are in a full blown

Mattew Souza (18:52):

The thought. Please,

Mattew Souza (18:54):


Sevan Matossian (18:55):

It’s crazy.

Mattew Souza (18:59):

Don’t you question us

Sevan Matossian (19:02):

Front tail. Oh, geez.

Mattew Souza (19:04):

Oh no, you guys,

Mattew Souza (19:06):


Sevan Matossian (19:07):


Mattew Souza (19:08):

Oh geez.

Mattew Souza (19:10):

That phrase by the way, makes me really uncomfortable.

Sevan Matossian (19:14):

Front tail.

Mattew Souza (19:15):


Sevan Matossian (19:17):

What your uncle Buck used to use to get you to, yeah, it’s okay. Show me your front

Mattew Souza (19:24):

Tail. That’s

Mattew Souza (19:24):

The first time I tasted the fur defer.

Sevan Matossian (19:27):

You have such a beautiful front tail. I don’t even want to say the word because I don’t want it to become part of my vernacular.

Mattew Souza (19:36):

Yeah, don’t let it stick.

Sevan Matossian (19:38):

Hey, you’re worried about what I’m using, and there’s words like front tail. My goodness. Hey, how about the irony of that? He promotes a word and a behavior and a lifestyle on his Instagram through the music he listens to that he disdains, and when I call him out on it, he reports me for using the word that he’s promoting. What a fucking bizarre world we live in.

Mattew Souza (20:10):

Oh my gosh.

Mattew Souza (20:15):


Sevan Matossian (20:16):

My goodness. Hey, it’s that group. It’s the posse going out and looking for the bad guy, but the bad guys riding in the posse,

Mattew Souza (20:29):

Right? He’s the one yelling. He’s

Sevan Matossian (20:32):

Over that. Yeah. Mikey Swoosh is the racist and the big it and the hypocrite and the hater and the guy who doesn’t like people and he’s the cancer, but he’s riding with this being like, look, there he is. Look, there he is. Everyone’s like, dude, Eaton Beaver. Good morning, Suzy. You look yoked today. Oh, thank you. He probably did 50 pushups before we came on. Oh, yeah, yeah. Get the arms in there. Yeah, he is yoked sevy. Don’t let the news cycle, let that Delta Bravo, Bruce Bryce Smith off the hook. I don’t know. There’s nothing to add to that. I don’t think.


I can tell you how I watched that video that Hiller made, and my two thoughts were, I hope Bryce handles that well, and my second thought was there were things, some of those things that Hiller brought up in his notes, like Ariel Lowen or Rich. I wrote down in my notes to bring back up to him, and I should have said, there’s some things that I would, I would’ve gently said like, Hey, what do you mean? Rich’s reps are perfect? Or everyone knows Ariel Lowen trained out of an affiliate that wasn’t an affiliate and then now trains out of everyone. But yeah, he obviously inspired Hiller to, I mean, Hiller said, Hey, when the video went up, he goes, it’s a long video. Tell me if you get bored anywhere in it, and I watched it and I didn’t get bored anywhere in it, and that’s the feedback I gave him. I was like, wow. Nope, I didn’t get bored, and I heard the ows. I liked it when he said that. I mean, Bryce has his own affect of talking. Okay. I’m honestly just, yeah, I don’t know. I was going to say, I don’t know if it’s true. I don’t know what the situation, I’m a little uncomfortable with it. I need that to settle down a little bit. That’s like both of these situations are so hot. It’s like, damn, people got so fucking wound up and I mean, there’s clearly a massive between swoosh and what’s happening. There’s a massive disconnect. Something is,


I’m trying to think of a way to say it without being negative towards him. It’s like he’s running to a brick wall and he’s just blaming the wall. There’s a piece he’s not seeing. It’s like, no, dude, you ran into it, and he just wants to just blame and blame the brick wall, and so he’s right. 50% of what he’s saying is right, but the other part, yeah, there’s bad words out there and there’s words that hurt people’s feelings and blah, blah, blah. That’s a hundred percent right. The party’s missing is that his own person, some anger somewhere he’s been hurt, is making it that he’s demanding that running to that brick wall keep happening over and over and over and over again.

Mattew Souza (24:11):

Probably that third booster

Sevan Matossian (24:13):

L sevan, you’re also getting blacklist on YouTube again, something is happening. I know it started on August 1st. What’s crazy is that our impressions are at an all time low, but our numbers are at an all time high, so something’s so many of you subscribed or so many of you’re listening that it’s not changing anything, but yeah, they’re making an attempt.

Mattew Souza (24:38):

Yeah, it’s definitely being,

Sevan Matossian (24:39):

Look at all the mics are freaking out. All the mics are freaking out. Not me. It’s not Mr. McCaskey,


And so I don’t know who’s going to, if that guy, Mikey Swoosh goes back and listens to the podcast he did with Clydesdale Media, he should try to be the guy he portrays in that. I mean, the guy, he portrays himself as the guy that I like to think that I am too. I mean, a lot of shit still offends me, but at the end of the day, I know I ran into that brick wall. It’s me. It’s who I think I am, and so he thinks he’s something and yeah, Scott Schweitzer, this shit pisses me off. If you disagree, make a statement, but someone’s livelihood, take it away. It’s three steps too far. Yeah, that’s what he’s doing. He’s reached out to already this morning 20 people are like, Hey, this fucking guy’s reached out to me, and he’s saying this about you, and it’s not even close. If you want to show people the clip from my video from the show, go for it. Freedom of speech. I don’t say anything bad about anybody in that clip. Nothing. I say nothing derogatory, but yeah, he’s trying to make it so I can’t put food on my table or Andrew. Yeah, basically, if he’s involved with Andrew’s Instagram account being pulled down. Yeah, it’s, it’s pretty gross stuff. And Lauren Fisher trying to make it so that she can’t get, her coaches feel intimidated by him and his bullies, but

Mattew Souza (26:24):

How do they not see that? That’s what I want to know. Oh,

Sevan Matossian (26:29):

How does he not see what he’s doing?

Mattew Souza (26:30):


Sevan Matossian (26:33):

He put no thoughts it, you’re the bad guy, but you’re pointing other people to being there. I don’t know. Do you think, once again, he only sees half of it. He takes, it’s zero accountability. It’s just pure, he’s just gone into pure victim. Pure

Mattew Souza (26:47):

Victim. Yeah. It’s crazy.

Mattew Souza (26:50):

It’s crazy.

Sevan Matossian (26:53):

Hey, and there will be fallout. It’ll work. It’ll work. There will be fallout. What do you mean? The fallout will be like there? People will believe what he says. Someone will actually think that I did something bad. The stories will continue that somehow I had to sign some NDAs or some girls had to sign some NDAs. He’ll spread that. That’ll go, they’ll be a little bit of lull or something crazy for me. Someone else will try to pile onto that, you know what I mean? Some follower, some loser. There’ll be some fallout, and then I’ll just come back stronger. There’ll just be a cycle like it does every time. Do you know what I mean? Yep. And then I’ll keep going and he’ll be stuck. That’s the part that I’m worried about for him a little bit. Someone else is like, when I was talking with someone this morning about it, they’re like, dude, he brought it upon himself. I’m like, I know, but I don’t think people realize how weird it is when this follows you the rest of your life. Especially if you’re not in the situation I’m in. I’m in a good situation.


I’m in a great situation, so

Mattew Souza (28:12):

I dunno.

Mattew Souza (28:19):

I also think Ron killed Trish.

Sevan Matossian (28:22):

Oh, what do you think happened there?

Mattew Souza (28:25):

I don’t know. Emily had a comment earlier. She said that the best way to avoid detection is to be the detective, and that was like you talking about swoosh over there pointing and being like, Hey, go get ’em now. I’m thinking that that’s the same situation with Ron and Trish.

Sevan Matossian (28:40):

Yeah. Explain to me. Explain to me meaning what?

Mattew Souza (28:49):

Meaning maybe Ron was getting a little jealous of Trisha’s popularity. Maybe he just wanted to eat some Cheetos and a kickback. He didn’t want to live the CrossFit methodology lifestyle, so he cut those fricking brake lines and ran the RV into a ditch.

Sevan Matossian (29:03):

Wait a second, but there is no real Trish. It’s all a story. The Fictitional character was killed.

Mattew Souza (29:10):

We don’t know that.

Sevan Matossian (29:12):

Oh, you’re fucking giving me the jeebies. You’re making me feel uncomfortable.

Mattew Souza (29:17):

I think the story started,

Sevan Matossian (29:20):

You’re making me feel like I’m retarded. Steven Flores, Ron crashes the rv and our beloved Trish was wearing a seatbelt, wasn’t wearing a seatbelt, and the whole account is gone and Hiller got shut down too.

Mattew Souza (29:41):

What would Hiller say? There are no coincidences.

Sevan Matossian (29:44):

Yeah. He told me he thinks Mikey Swoosh did it, reported him to Instagram.

Mattew Souza (29:51):

Yeah, I definitely believe

Sevan Matossian (29:52):

That. How did Hiller get drug into the Mikey Swoosh thing? He’s not involved in that at all, is he? I

Mattew Souza (29:59):

Don’t think.

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